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What's up, Stan?
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Wanna go to the mall
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and accidentally bump kids
into the fountain?
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Not a chance.
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I got the day off
and nothin' to worry about.
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Gonna spend it relaxing
right here.
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Nothing to worry about?
In this house?
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I give it five minutes before
one of us ruins it for you.
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The only question is,
who will it be?
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Hey, dad!
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Oh, it's gonna be Steve!
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I made a new friend
on the edge of town.
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He won't tell me his name!
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No, that's
an inappropriate friend!
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And then
there's Hayley and Jeff.
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Dad, I need a pregnancy test,
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and Jeff and I are too high
to drive to the drug store.
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Getting high helps me
prolong our lovemaking.
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How's your worry-free day
goin', Stan?
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Look, we all know
what the results
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of the pregnancy test
is going to be.
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Jeff smokes so much weed --
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How much weed does he smoke?
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That -- that there's no way
he could get a girl pregnant?
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I mean, it's...
it's not really a joke.
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But -- but I could
think of one!
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Oh, you lost them, Stan.
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Look, if it's not this,
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your family will hit you
with something else.
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I mean, you haven't even heard
what I'm up to this week.
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I'm trying to get
our house included
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on a list of potential
World Cup sites.
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Oh, no.
That -- that's, like,
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the biggest sporting event
in the world.
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Picture it --
in our backyard,
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120,000 horny soccer hooligans,
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each of them hornier
than the last.
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I know it sounds crazy,
but F.I.F.A.'s narrowed it down
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to either soldier field
or where our pool is now.
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Look, Stan, you can't even see
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the pack of lightbulbs
I'm stealing.
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We can afford those!
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That's what I'm trying
to tell ya, Stan.
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You can't relax around us.
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Mr. S.,
I got us dancing coke cans.
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Did you get the pregnancy test?
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You're silly, Mr. S.
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I'm a boy.
I can't get pregnant!
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There's no escaping us.
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Dad, can my friend
have dinner with us?
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I won't be any bother.
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I'll just eat
from your boy's plate.
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Wait. What?!
What does this mean?
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It means you are going to die
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unless you lower
your blood pressure.
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Oh, god! How do I do that?
There's only one way.
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You have to reduce
your stress or...
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You'll perish.
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Oh, paper towels.
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I should probably get a roll
for the World Cup.
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You know, for messes.
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# Good morning, U.S.A.
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# I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day #
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# the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face #
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# and he's shinin' a salute
to the American race #
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# oh, boy, it's swell to say
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# good --
# Good morning, U.S.A.
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All right, everyone,
as the great Humpty once rapped,
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"stop what you're doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin..."
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whatever it was
that you were doing.
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Computer, engage.
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Last night, the C.I.A. mainframe
was hit by a cyber terrorist.
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They acquired a lot
of valuable information.
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And if you know anyone
undercover in Bolivia,
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you don't anymore.
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Now all evidence suggests
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this attack was carried out
by cyber terrorist Max Zegarra.
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And we know exactly where
he's hiding.
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So the boring stuff's done.
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You need someone to do
the fun part?
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Grab him and bag him?
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That's one way to go,
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but last night I was watching
"Point Break" on TBS
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when I realized,
what if this attack
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was pulled off by
a pack of renegade surfers
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trying to fund
an endless summer?!
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Sir, that's crazy!
Jackson gets it!
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Now, all I need is
someone to infiltrate
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the local surf community
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and bring the law breakers
to justice.
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Is surfing that sport
that happens at the beach,
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the most relaxed place on earth,
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nowhere near
your stressful family?
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Oh, ho! Look who knows
everything about surfing!
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Smith, my friend,
the assignment is yours.
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Perfect.
Now I just have to blend in.
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Out of the way, Haole!
You're on my line.
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Aah! Aah!
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What's up, Haole?
This beach is for locals only.
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What's your zip code, bitch?
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And don't...lie.
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Hey, leave him alone!
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Back off.
The beach is for everyone.
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Says who?
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The city bylaws.
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Yeah? Well,
I'm gonna go down to city hall
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and talk to the head
of the records department.
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And then we'll see about
your little "theory."
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You're lucky, Haole.
This isn't over.
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Whoa! Thanks!
Yeah, no problem, man.
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Don't worry about those guys.
They just don't like outsiders.
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How could they tell
I'm not local?
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Well, trying to surf a rowboat's
a pretty big red flag.
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You don't really have
a beach vibe.
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A beach vibe.
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It's so simple.
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Do I have it now?
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All right, tell you what --
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come back tomorrow,
and I'll show you.
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By the way, I'm Kai.
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I was named after
one of the Hawaiian islands.
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Which one?
Maui.
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The best one. Nice!
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Not sure how you get "Kai"
out of that, but nice.
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Buon giorno.
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I am from F.I.F.A.'s World Cup
site selection committee.
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Ugh. Roger!
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But I must make a mistake.
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This is no stadium.
This is a house.
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Actually, it's more of a home...
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Home of the future World Cup.
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Clever.
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But being clever is only 60%
of the selection process.
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Let's talk
security infrastructure.
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Oh, yes, of course.
Business before pleasure.
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But before that, pleasure.
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Ants on a log?
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The ant.
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The ant...
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is amazing.
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Oh, thank god.
But...
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I have not tried the log.
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All right, that's it.
I'm out.
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The log...
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she is incredible.
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I'm telling you, a-a Ferrari
is faster than a cop car.
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Steve, a cop car can catch
a Ferrari. Trust me.
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Dad, can you believe this guy?
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Ugh.
This is still happening?
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I-I gotta --
I-I gotta go to the beach.
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You know why
I love surfing, Stan?
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It's all about learning
to let go.
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You know, I fathered six kids
in three different countries,
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and I just let 'em all go.
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I can't let go.
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I have to be responsible
for my family.
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If I let go,
all hell would break loose.
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Stan, make me a promise.
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The right wave is gonna come,
dude.
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And when it does, you're gonna
let go of your worries.
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Just go with the flow.
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Whenever.
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This one! P-paddle!
Paddle, Stan! Now, now, now!
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Stan, hamburger buns were
on sale, so I stole 600.
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When I have a baby,
I'm gonna name it, "Recycling."
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Dad, me and my mysterious friend
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are blood brothers now!
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Stan, FIFA says
the downstairs bathroom's
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gonna need 70 urinals.
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It'll work if we move
the hamper.
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Remember, Stan!
Let go!
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I'm doing it!
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Ahh.
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Looks like
you're startin' to get it.
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I feel so...relaxed.
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Whoa, is that a soul patch?
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Huh. It must've grown in
during my ride.
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Stan, it looks really good.
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I didn't know we got a hammock.
When did we get a hammock?
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Oh, sorry.
Didn't see you on the phone.
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All good, Klaus. I'm just
listening to the surf report.
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4-foot swells
and glassy as hell.
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Sounds like glassy is
where it's at, bro.
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Tap it.
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Ooh, I like surfer Stan.
He's the chillest.
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Dad, my new friend needs to
stop by his ex-wife's house
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to pick up some stuff,
and he asked me to be lookout.
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Can we take your car?
He's not allowed to drive
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'cause the state's
a bunch of assholes.
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Yeah, do your thing.
That worked?
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Go, Steve,
don't question it. Just go.
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Oh, hey, Stan, good news.
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We've been approved
for a liquor license
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for the World Cup.
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We can sell beer,
wine, and soju.
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We can make soju cocktails.
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They taste like normal cocktails
except they suck
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and they taste like nail polish.
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Sounds dank, bro.
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Relax, Stan.
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Wait. What's wrong with you?
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I got a quarter million-person
liquor license
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for the stadium
I'm building in your backyard.
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There are gonna be
Costa Ricans on your property.
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That doesn't worry you?
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Guess you didn't get the memo.
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I'm a surfer now,
and I don't have worries.
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Sorry, I had your copy
of the memo.
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I thought I might
see you back out here.
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Looks like you got the bug.
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Is that why my stool
is crazy loose?
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No, Stan. I think it's that
starfish we all saw you eat.
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I'm talking about
the surf bug, bro,
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where all you think about
is surfin'.
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Is that all you think about?
Surfin' waves?
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Truth is, there's only one wave
I think about surfing anymore.
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You know how waves, like,
go from the ocean to the shore?
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Okay!
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Well, legend has it,
every decade,
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there's a freak weather system
over the Atlantic
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that reverses the jet stream,
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and on one beach in Florida,
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you can catch a wave
that starts on the beach
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and ride it all the way
to the center of the Atlantic.
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Stranded in the middle
of the Atlantic?
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Your worries will never
find you there.
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Anyway, how about right now,
we ride this wave together?
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Sounds good. After you.
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No, Stan. Together.
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Got it. Me first.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Stan, meet the crew --
Gorney, Sam, and Taylor.
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That was amazing!
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Dude, you're a natural!
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Kai, big news, man.
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There's a typhoon
in the Atlantic
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that's reversing the jet stream.
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This is it, Stan!
The wave that goes out!
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Are you kidding me?
We were just talking about that.
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We're going to Florida,
and you're coming with us.
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Mahalo, Deputy D.
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Stow that surf shit, Smith!
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We caught the hacker,
so I'm bringing you in.
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You're back at your desk
tomorrow.
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What?!
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Turns out "Point Break"
wasn't the clue.
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It was just the movie that
was on when I was super high.
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But now that I'm medium high,
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I realize it was ridiculous
to suspect those surfers at all.
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Okay, they may not be hackers...
251
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,869
but I have a hunch
they're up to something.
252
00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:15,871
It -- it's way too soon
to take me off the case.
253
00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:18,573
A hunch isn't good enough.
I need evidence!
254
00:11:18,609 --> 00:11:21,176
No worries, brah.
255
00:11:28,619 --> 00:11:29,918
My name is Kai.
256
00:11:29,954 --> 00:11:31,787
This is Gorney, Taylor, and Sam.
257
00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:34,656
We are surfers,
and this is a bank robbery.
258
00:11:34,692 --> 00:11:36,258
You tell 'em, Kai!
259
00:11:36,293 --> 00:11:37,793
We're doing this to fund
260
00:11:37,845 --> 00:11:39,895
our surf adventures.
261
00:11:43,634 --> 00:11:46,368
And we laugh at the C.I.A.!
262
00:11:46,403 --> 00:11:47,636
Ha ha ha ha!
263
00:11:47,671 --> 00:11:49,304
Ha ha ha --
264
00:11:49,306 --> 00:11:51,390
And they're laughing at us.
That's what really gets me.
265
00:11:51,442 --> 00:11:53,392
Are we sure they're not
laughing with us?
266
00:11:53,444 --> 00:11:55,360
This is why I need
to stay on the beach.
267
00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:57,446
It might take a lifetime
of undercover work
268
00:11:57,481 --> 00:11:58,730
to bring them all to justice.
269
00:11:58,782 --> 00:12:00,699
They just robbed a bank
on video!
270
00:12:00,734 --> 00:12:02,818
We've got all we need.
Bring them in.
271
00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:05,954
But th-this case goes deeper.
This is just the tip.
272
00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,823
The tip is my favorite part,
Smith.
273
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,491
The tip's all I need.
274
00:12:09,493 --> 00:12:11,293
Any more than that,
and it's too much!
275
00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:12,911
Well, I-I-I wanna bring them in
as much as anyone.
276
00:12:12,963 --> 00:12:15,797
But can it be after I surf
a little bit more?
277
00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:18,600
We're gonna go to Florida
and surf the wave that goes out!
278
00:12:18,635 --> 00:12:19,918
It's called Firestone Beach,
279
00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:21,803
but the locals call it
Shady Cove.
280
00:12:21,839 --> 00:12:23,722
And I wanna go there
and surf with them!
281
00:12:23,757 --> 00:12:25,590
They're my best friends!
Best friends?
282
00:12:25,642 --> 00:12:27,642
One --
that hurts my feelings.
283
00:12:27,678 --> 00:12:30,379
Two -- the fact that they are
your best friends
284
00:12:30,414 --> 00:12:31,930
makes me hate them even more!
285
00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:33,765
Bring them in immediately!
286
00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:35,450
But, sir --
Just go!
287
00:12:35,486 --> 00:12:38,020
I don't want you to see me cry.
288
00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:40,772
Drive, drive, drive!
289
00:12:40,824 --> 00:12:44,860
Those low-key surfers
have kidnapped my best friend.
290
00:12:44,912 --> 00:12:47,029
But where?
Where are they taking him?!
291
00:12:47,031 --> 00:12:49,598
He said something about
a beach. What was it?
292
00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:52,000
Damn it, Avery.
He's your best friend!
293
00:12:52,036 --> 00:12:53,835
You should've been listening!
294
00:12:53,871 --> 00:12:56,872
This is why he's looking for
other best friends!
295
00:12:58,709 --> 00:12:59,941
Yes!
296
00:12:59,977 --> 00:13:02,277
The music's a clue.
Follow it.
297
00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:20,685
Hanging with you guys
is the best.
298
00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,742
And this horchata stuff
is on point.
299
00:13:23,778 --> 00:13:25,477
I gotta tell you, Kai,
300
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,546
there is literally nothing
that can ruin this for me.
301
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,284
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
302
00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:34,837
Look at that,
303
00:13:34,872 --> 00:13:37,389
I didn't worry,
and the bee flew away
304
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,526
right across the street
and onto Dick's jacket.
305
00:13:44,932 --> 00:13:46,498
Dick! The C.I.A.!
Everyone in the van!
306
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,200
We can't just get in the van.
307
00:13:48,235 --> 00:13:49,868
We gotta finish chillin' first.
308
00:13:49,904 --> 00:13:52,371
Well, chill as fast as you can!
309
00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:04,850
All right, good chill.
310
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,741
Hey, Stan, you need to get home.
311
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,743
I went with
an iffy scaffolding company,
312
00:14:14,795 --> 00:14:16,495
and there is, uh...
313
00:14:16,497 --> 00:14:18,747
there's a lot
of dead migrant workers here.
314
00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:21,333
Their families are asking
a lot of questions.
315
00:14:21,335 --> 00:14:23,335
I could really use somebody
on damage control.
316
00:14:23,337 --> 00:14:25,971
So...get here.
317
00:14:26,007 --> 00:14:28,340
He could be anywhere.
318
00:14:28,392 --> 00:14:29,925
Oh, god. What did I do?!
319
00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:32,811
Stan, you're hiding it
really well, bro,
320
00:14:32,847 --> 00:14:35,597
but I know you,
and you seem stressed.
321
00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:38,651
I have something to tell you,
and you're not gonna like it.
322
00:14:38,686 --> 00:14:40,019
I work for the C.I.A.,
323
00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:42,521
and I was sent undercover
to investigate you guys.
324
00:14:42,573 --> 00:14:45,024
But why?
We're not bad guys.
325
00:14:45,026 --> 00:14:46,992
I know.
You're awesome guys.
326
00:14:47,028 --> 00:14:49,411
So awesome,
I decided to frame you
327
00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:50,996
so I could stay undercover.
328
00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:55,334
I robbed a bank and made
the C.I.A. think you did it.
329
00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:57,586
It's cool.
You're not mad?
330
00:14:57,621 --> 00:14:59,755
What? Because you made us
enemies of the state?
331
00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:02,257
We can't get hung up
on every little thing.
332
00:15:02,293 --> 00:15:04,677
The thing is, if we go to
the wave that goes out,
333
00:15:04,712 --> 00:15:06,462
they'll probably find us.
334
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,931
And if they do, they'll shoot
first and ask questions later.
335
00:15:08,966 --> 00:15:10,849
I get it, dude.
336
00:15:10,885 --> 00:15:12,751
Hey, guys!
Put out the bonfire.
337
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,454
Stan's in the C.I.A.
and framed us for a crime.
338
00:15:15,489 --> 00:15:17,823
His boss will kill us
if he, like, finds us,
339
00:15:17,858 --> 00:15:20,459
which means we're not going to
surf the wave that goes out.
340
00:15:20,494 --> 00:15:21,727
Cool.
Sounds good.
341
00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:22,961
Righteous.
342
00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:30,285
I'm sorry you guys aren't gonna
be able to surf that wave.
343
00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:33,472
Do you guys think
the stars have waves?
344
00:15:33,507 --> 00:15:34,957
I bet they do, man.
345
00:15:34,992 --> 00:15:37,993
I bet there's even aliens
that surf those star waves.
346
00:15:38,045 --> 00:15:42,081
They probably even have
a space surfer magazine.
347
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,666
You know there's
so many sick photos
348
00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:47,419
of aliens riding waves
in that magazine.
349
00:15:47,471 --> 00:15:50,506
Wow, nothing really fazes
you guys, huh?
350
00:15:57,765 --> 00:15:58,981
Do you have any secrets?
351
00:15:59,016 --> 00:16:00,599
I got one secret.
352
00:16:00,651 --> 00:16:02,935
How about I tell you a secret,
then you tell me yours?
353
00:16:02,937 --> 00:16:04,820
I can't tell ya my secret.
354
00:16:04,855 --> 00:16:07,773
If I tell ya,
you won't like me anymore.
355
00:16:07,825 --> 00:16:10,609
Impossible.
You could tell me anything.
356
00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:12,661
We'll be friends to the end.
357
00:16:12,696 --> 00:16:13,946
Yeah.
358
00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:17,483
Friends to the very end.
359
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,035
Man, this is the best.
360
00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:23,789
Hey, what do you --
what do you see over there?
361
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,747
Dear Stan...
362
00:16:29,976 --> 00:16:33,431
I know I said I was okay not
surfing the wave that goes out,
363
00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:36,919
but then I woke up to pee
and decided I wanted to.
364
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,255
Hope you're not worried.
We're not.
365
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,491
Love always, Kai.
366
00:16:41,526 --> 00:16:43,026
P.S...
367
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,498
I wrote that
postscript pretty close to the water.
368
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:51,234
So if it got washed away
by a wave,
369
00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:52,669
don't worry because...
370
00:16:52,704 --> 00:16:54,504
no worries.
371
00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:57,307
I'm sorry, Kai,
but there are worries.
372
00:16:57,342 --> 00:16:58,925
There are lots of worries.
373
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,144
For instance,
I'm standing on a jellyfish,
374
00:17:01,179 --> 00:17:03,179
and the jellyfish
has attracted wolves...
375
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:07,317
and the wolves
are being hunted by poachers.
376
00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:09,152
You've seen too much.
377
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,192
Thanks for getting me out of
that scrape back there, herbie.
378
00:17:16,194 --> 00:17:17,577
Although
I still think you could've
379
00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,612
let those poachers live.
380
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,030
Well, we all have to come
381
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,665
to our own moral conclusions
in life.
382
00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:24,917
I hope you make it back
to your race in time.
383
00:17:29,207 --> 00:17:30,540
I don't get it, Kai.
384
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,675
The waves are all going
the normal direction.
385
00:17:32,711 --> 00:17:34,460
Relax, man.
386
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,347
The wave that goes out comes
when you least expect it...
387
00:17:37,382 --> 00:17:39,349
every 10 years...
388
00:17:39,384 --> 00:17:41,184
On the dot.
389
00:17:43,555 --> 00:17:45,054
Oh, no!
390
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,557
All right,
everyone have their sunblock?
391
00:17:47,592 --> 00:17:49,942
Good. Safety first.
392
00:17:49,978 --> 00:17:51,444
Now let's find out
393
00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:53,396
if I'm pointing this
rocket launcher the right way.
394
00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:54,947
3...2...
395
00:17:54,983 --> 00:17:56,315
Wait! No!
396
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,567
Oh, great, Smith.
397
00:17:57,569 --> 00:18:00,119
Now I have to start counting
all over.
398
00:18:00,155 --> 00:18:01,621
Stan, what are you doing here?
399
00:18:01,656 --> 00:18:03,039
We told you not to worry.
400
00:18:03,074 --> 00:18:05,308
The thing is, I'm a worrier.
401
00:18:05,343 --> 00:18:08,161
I was worrying about my family,
and that stressed me out,
402
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,996
so I tried to get away
from them.
403
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,498
But I just started worrying
about you guys.
404
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,418
Turns out if I love someone,
I worry about them.
405
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,720
And if someone's gonna
stress me out,
406
00:18:17,756 --> 00:18:20,390
I'd rather it be my family
than you guys.
407
00:18:20,425 --> 00:18:23,393
Did Stan just say he loves us?
408
00:18:23,428 --> 00:18:25,511
He did, Gorney. He did.
409
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,764
I robbed the bank.
It was me.
410
00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:29,565
I did it because I wanted
to keep hanging out
411
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,734
with my friends.
They're not your friends!
412
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:34,470
Friends wouldn't let you
rob a bank all by yourself.
413
00:18:34,506 --> 00:18:38,074
I'd be shoulder to shoulder
with you, Smith, blasting away!
414
00:18:38,109 --> 00:18:40,109
Just...like...this!
415
00:18:40,111 --> 00:18:41,661
Get out of here!
Fire!
416
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,248
Kai, what should we do?!
417
00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:48,117
Whatever you do, don't worry!
418
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,169
Uhh!
419
00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:52,121
Hang dead.
420
00:18:56,795 --> 00:19:00,296
It's real, Stan!
The wave that goes out is real!
421
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:04,350
I'll never forget you!
422
00:19:04,385 --> 00:19:06,803
Damn! Looks like
they got away.
423
00:19:06,805 --> 00:19:09,472
But a wave can only
go out so far
424
00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:13,042
before it's a wave
coming back in somewhere else.
425
00:19:13,077 --> 00:19:16,112
And I've got a hot tip
on where that might be.
426
00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:24,353
Where?
427
00:19:28,426 --> 00:19:29,725
Dad, great news.
428
00:19:29,761 --> 00:19:31,727
My nameless friend
just finished making wine
429
00:19:31,763 --> 00:19:33,229
in the upstairs toilet.
430
00:19:33,264 --> 00:19:35,164
Now we're gonna bottle it.
Wanna watch?
431
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,499
Hey, Mr. S.
432
00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:39,068
It's been
a pretty stressful few days
433
00:19:39,103 --> 00:19:40,536
for Hayley and I.
434
00:19:40,572 --> 00:19:42,638
Unfortunately, the pregnancy
test came back negative.
435
00:19:42,674 --> 00:19:44,240
But it got us talking,
436
00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:46,476
and we've decided that
we're ready to have kids.
437
00:19:46,511 --> 00:19:47,743
All we're asking for is
438
00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:49,779
your emotional
and financial support.
439
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,483
Stan, we lost the World Cup bid.
440
00:19:53,518 --> 00:19:55,184
But don't worry. Don't worry.
441
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:58,187
If we act fast, I think
we can get the Boston Marathon.
442
00:19:58,223 --> 00:20:00,656
Stop hammering!
443
00:20:00,692 --> 00:20:02,091
They'll have to find
somewhere else
444
00:20:02,126 --> 00:20:03,693
for people to run
the Boston Marathon!
445
00:20:03,728 --> 00:20:06,596
And you two! You're not even
close to ready to have kids!
446
00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:08,831
And, Steve, you numb nuts,
this man is a drifter!
447
00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:11,467
He needs to go! But he
doesn't have anywhere to go!
448
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:13,202
He has everywhere!
449
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,371
Steve, don't argue
with your dad.
450
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,173
He just saved your life.
451
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:20,877
Boop! That was my secret.
Best get driftin'.
452
00:20:20,879 --> 00:20:23,179
Honey, what's all the yelling?
453
00:20:23,214 --> 00:20:25,615
You're supposed to be
avoiding stress.
454
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,116
I don't have to.
455
00:20:27,151 --> 00:20:28,518
I went back to the drug store,
456
00:20:28,553 --> 00:20:30,319
and that old crone
runs the photo department.
457
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,155
So I went to a real doctor,
and he gave me pills,
458
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,825
and I took all of them
because I love you idiots
459
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,495
and that causes me a lot...
460
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,666
It's okay. He's breathing.
461
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,401
Let's draw a dick on his face.
462
00:20:45,436 --> 00:20:47,403
Of course I know what
one looks like,
463
00:20:47,438 --> 00:20:49,338
but, Hayley,
why don't you draw it?
464
00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:53,543
Hi, I'm big wave rider
Laird Hamilton.
465
00:20:53,578 --> 00:20:55,311
We made some jokes tonight
466
00:20:55,346 --> 00:20:58,381
about people abusing
prescription drugs.
467
00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,883
I just wanted to point that out.
It was pretty funny.