1 00:00:00,209 --> 00:00:02,210 And now, dickie dobbins, 2 00:00:02,245 --> 00:00:04,011 With the channel 3 doppler 12,000 3 00:00:04,047 --> 00:00:06,481 Accu-climate weather-plus forecast. 4 00:00:06,516 --> 00:00:08,683 We got more record heat movin' in. 5 00:00:08,718 --> 00:00:10,985 My guess is it's from eurasia, 6 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:12,487 Or even, possibly, 7 00:00:12,522 --> 00:00:15,390 Thedarkcontinent. 8 00:00:15,425 --> 00:00:17,592 That's where miss maisie comes from. 9 00:00:17,627 --> 00:00:19,394 She raised me. 10 00:00:19,429 --> 00:00:20,628 Jesus, dickie. 11 00:00:20,663 --> 00:00:22,730 It's -- it's important to remember 12 00:00:22,766 --> 00:00:24,532 Old dickie comes from a different era. 13 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:25,666 Right, terry? 14 00:00:25,702 --> 00:00:27,535 Oh, that's right. 15 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:31,406 Sometimes i forget that he's gone. 16 00:00:31,441 --> 00:00:34,542 As the week-long beat wave continues -- 17 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:36,144 Beat wave? What's a beat wave? 18 00:00:36,179 --> 00:00:38,613 As the heatwave -- sorry -- continues -- 19 00:00:41,518 --> 00:00:43,217 I just hate seeing greg like this. 20 00:00:43,253 --> 00:00:45,186 Guy's been a mess ever since terry 21 00:00:45,221 --> 00:00:47,555 Dumped him and left town to follow 311 on tour. 22 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:48,723 You know what? 23 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,358 Greg needs a new man 24 00:00:50,393 --> 00:00:52,293 And i'm gonna help him find one. 25 00:00:52,328 --> 00:00:53,528 Why? 26 00:00:53,563 --> 00:00:55,596 Because that's what you do for friends. 27 00:00:55,632 --> 00:00:58,032 At least, that's what ido for friends. 28 00:00:58,067 --> 00:01:01,102 In high school, my nickname was superfriend. 29 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:04,372 Actually, it was supermouth. 30 00:01:04,407 --> 00:01:05,773 Actually, it was suckmachine. 31 00:01:05,809 --> 00:01:08,309 They called me stan the man. 32 00:01:08,344 --> 00:01:11,245 There was a girl in my class named stan. 33 00:01:35,472 --> 00:01:36,537 Aah! 34 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,347 Just a little more pepper. 35 00:01:46,382 --> 00:01:47,815 Greg's coming up the driveway! 36 00:01:47,851 --> 00:01:50,117 Aah! Aaaaaaah! 37 00:01:51,754 --> 00:01:53,421 We're pumping him for information 38 00:01:53,456 --> 00:01:55,189 About his perfect guy, 39 00:01:55,225 --> 00:01:57,291 So we can find someone to set him up with. 40 00:01:57,327 --> 00:01:59,393 It's actually the perfect temperature. 41 00:01:59,429 --> 00:02:01,496 Can someone toss me a tecate? I'll tell you 42 00:02:01,531 --> 00:02:03,731 What my perfect man would be, if i was gay. 43 00:02:03,766 --> 00:02:06,467 He'd have smooth, soft skin; 44 00:02:06,503 --> 00:02:07,735 Long, shiny hair; 45 00:02:07,770 --> 00:02:09,604 A narrow waist and wide hips, 46 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,572 Forming the shape of an hourglass. 47 00:02:11,608 --> 00:02:13,741 Pouty lips, big doe eyes. 48 00:02:13,776 --> 00:02:16,344 A musical, high-pitched voice. 49 00:02:16,379 --> 00:02:19,580 Large, supple, breast-like pectoral muscles. 50 00:02:19,616 --> 00:02:20,882 And huge balls. 51 00:02:20,917 --> 00:02:22,583 Something you can really grab onto. 52 00:02:22,619 --> 00:02:23,651 Stan! 53 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,686 Oh, we're at dinner now. 54 00:02:25,722 --> 00:02:27,321 Thank you so much for having me. 55 00:02:27,357 --> 00:02:28,689 It's nice to get out of the house. 56 00:02:28,725 --> 00:02:30,191 Our pleasure. 57 00:02:30,226 --> 00:02:32,693 Now, what would you like for dessert, 58 00:02:32,729 --> 00:02:36,364 Abearclaw or atwink-ie? 59 00:02:36,399 --> 00:02:39,133 Or maybe asiandessert? 60 00:02:39,168 --> 00:02:40,668 We haven't even eaten dinner yet. 61 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,270 Okay, then, let's start with salad. 62 00:02:42,305 --> 00:02:43,671 Would you like your dressing on thetop 63 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:45,806 Of your salad, or on the bottom? 64 00:02:45,842 --> 00:02:47,542 How would you put it on the bottom? 65 00:02:49,379 --> 00:02:51,612 Okay, what are you two up to? 66 00:02:51,648 --> 00:02:53,347 All right. The truth is, 67 00:02:53,383 --> 00:02:55,516 We were trying to figure out your type, 68 00:02:55,552 --> 00:02:56,784 So we could set you up. 69 00:02:56,819 --> 00:02:59,320 You just seem so down, ever since terry left. 70 00:02:59,355 --> 00:03:01,856 Oh. That's sweet of you. 71 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:04,425 I admit, i do miss terry, as a life partner, 72 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:06,527 But, to be honest, i miss him more, right now, 73 00:03:06,563 --> 00:03:08,563 As a work partner. 74 00:03:08,598 --> 00:03:09,864 I'm -- i'm sorry. That -- that probably 75 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:11,532 Didn't exactly warrant a spit-take. 76 00:03:11,568 --> 00:03:13,301 Kind of jumped the gun there. Go on. 77 00:03:13,336 --> 00:03:15,836 What makes a reporter, journalistic integrity? 78 00:03:15,872 --> 00:03:17,605 Ha! It's the banter! 79 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,907 But you can't just plug anybody into that other chair. 80 00:03:19,943 --> 00:03:22,643 You need chemistry and chemistry is hard. 81 00:03:22,679 --> 00:03:24,178 Tell me about it. 82 00:03:24,213 --> 00:03:26,280 I burned down my school in chemistry class. 83 00:03:26,316 --> 00:03:28,950 My school experience was prettyflaming,too, 84 00:03:28,985 --> 00:03:30,885 If you know what i mean. 85 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,687 I bet you were quite the firestarter. 86 00:03:32,722 --> 00:03:33,888 Just call me young drew barrymore. 87 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,790 You're not the only one who liked 88 00:03:35,825 --> 00:03:37,625 "riding in cars with boys." 89 00:03:37,660 --> 00:03:38,693 "charlie's angels"! 90 00:03:38,728 --> 00:03:39,927 "charlie's angels 2"! 91 00:03:39,963 --> 00:03:41,262 "home fries"! 92 00:03:41,297 --> 00:03:42,396 francine, 93 00:03:42,432 --> 00:03:43,864 Do you realize what we're doing? 94 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,866 We're bantering. 95 00:03:45,902 --> 00:03:47,969 Would you come fill in in terry's old seat? 96 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:49,971 Just until we find a permanent replacement. 97 00:03:50,006 --> 00:03:51,439 I don't know, greg. 98 00:03:51,474 --> 00:03:53,307 I'm not really up on current events. 99 00:03:53,343 --> 00:03:55,776 I get most of my news off snapple caps. 100 00:03:55,812 --> 00:03:57,411 Please, francine. 101 00:03:57,447 --> 00:03:58,646 To help a friend. 102 00:03:58,681 --> 00:04:02,583 Sounds like a job for suckmachine. 103 00:04:02,619 --> 00:04:04,352 How'd you know my high school nickname? 104 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,940 Hey, check out what we found in the basement. 105 00:04:09,975 --> 00:04:11,408 You walk in, without knocking, 106 00:04:11,443 --> 00:04:12,676 Like a bunch of duprees? 107 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,377 It's my old dream phone game. 108 00:04:14,413 --> 00:04:16,646 It's so dumb. You try to figure out 109 00:04:16,682 --> 00:04:18,348 Which cute boy has a crush on you. 110 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,383 We thought it'd be fun to play as a goof. 111 00:04:20,419 --> 00:04:22,352 Doesn't sound fun. Sounds lame. 112 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,553 But i guess i'll do it, 113 00:04:23,589 --> 00:04:25,021 'cause i got nothing else to do. 114 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,023 But it sounds boring. I'm gonna be bored. 115 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,059 I was right. This is boring. 116 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:30,927 I'm bored. I think i'm just about ready to -- 117 00:04:30,963 --> 00:04:33,496 who is that?! 118 00:04:33,532 --> 00:04:34,798 dylan. 119 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:36,633 hello? 120 00:04:36,668 --> 00:04:38,568 Your crush loves pizza. 121 00:04:38,604 --> 00:04:40,103 That could be dylan. 122 00:04:40,138 --> 00:04:41,571 We like all the same things. 123 00:04:41,607 --> 00:04:43,773 Dylan likes the mall. I like the mall. 124 00:04:43,809 --> 00:04:46,409 Oh, my god. Is he 125 00:04:46,445 --> 00:04:48,011 The one? 126 00:05:20,746 --> 00:05:22,479 I'd sing you the second verse, 127 00:05:22,514 --> 00:05:24,714 But it gets pretty 128 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,450 Explicit. 129 00:05:27,486 --> 00:05:31,454 And remember, we are the news of langley falls. 130 00:05:31,490 --> 00:05:34,557 Without us, people making dinner won't know who's been murdered! 131 00:05:36,728 --> 00:05:38,161 Good evening. I'm greg corbin. 132 00:05:38,196 --> 00:05:40,130 And i'm francine smith. 133 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:41,831 Our top story tonight -- 134 00:05:41,867 --> 00:05:44,534 17 alligators were set loose today 135 00:05:44,569 --> 00:05:47,871 When an oak tree fell on a fence at the langley falls gator farm. 136 00:05:47,906 --> 00:05:49,439 Dickie, i bet you were around 137 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,640 When that oak tree was planted. 138 00:05:50,676 --> 00:05:51,675 Huh? 139 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:53,009 Planted? 140 00:05:53,045 --> 00:05:55,078 Dickie was around when the oak tree was invented. 141 00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:56,813 looks like those gators 142 00:05:56,848 --> 00:05:58,048 Aren't the only ones who bite. 143 00:05:58,083 --> 00:05:59,883 Chomp, chomp. 144 00:05:59,918 --> 00:06:02,152 Her banter is beautiful. 145 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,091 Oh, she's good. 146 00:06:08,126 --> 00:06:09,959 Real good. 147 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,495 Toogood. 148 00:06:12,531 --> 00:06:13,663 This will end 149 00:06:13,699 --> 00:06:15,231 Poorly. 150 00:06:15,267 --> 00:06:17,067 Raven! 151 00:06:18,970 --> 00:06:20,770 She's so raven. 152 00:06:20,806 --> 00:06:22,539 Real raven. 153 00:06:22,574 --> 00:06:24,841 Tooraven. 154 00:06:24,876 --> 00:06:26,443 This will end 155 00:06:26,478 --> 00:06:27,577 Poorly. 156 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,174 Thank you. 157 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:34,876 This is the first and last step 158 00:06:34,911 --> 00:06:36,611 To opening my dry cleaning business. 159 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,647 So, we eat here for free? 160 00:06:39,683 --> 00:06:41,616 I never realized being the husband 161 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,985 Of a local news celeb would be so sweet! 162 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:46,054 Ah, the perks are nice, 163 00:06:46,089 --> 00:06:48,089 I'm doing all this to help greg. 164 00:06:48,125 --> 00:06:52,060 Complimentary order of shrimp enchiladas. Mwah! 165 00:06:52,095 --> 00:06:54,729 The veins in the shrimp are -- how you say? 166 00:06:54,765 --> 00:06:57,298 Bursting with turds tonight. 167 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,868 That's exactly how you say it, miguel. 168 00:07:03,373 --> 00:07:05,340 One more call, and i'll zero in 169 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:07,842 On the identity of the landline strangler. 170 00:07:07,878 --> 00:07:09,110 I've crafted my own narrative 171 00:07:09,146 --> 00:07:10,845 To enhance my enjoyment of the game. 172 00:07:10,881 --> 00:07:12,747 Now, talk to me, you sicko! 173 00:07:12,783 --> 00:07:14,349 Who are you talking to? Is it dylan? 174 00:07:16,286 --> 00:07:17,385 Keep your paws off him, you slut! 175 00:07:18,922 --> 00:07:20,388 Your crush hates the mall. 176 00:07:20,423 --> 00:07:22,056 Hates the mall? It's not dylan. 177 00:07:22,092 --> 00:07:23,691 We're resetting. 178 00:07:23,727 --> 00:07:25,727 Roger, you can't just keep resetting the game 179 00:07:25,762 --> 00:07:27,395 Every time, until you get dylan. 180 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:29,931 I don't see why you're so hung up on dylan, anyway. 181 00:07:29,966 --> 00:07:32,767 Tyler is clearly the cutest of the dream boys. 182 00:07:32,803 --> 00:07:34,769 Hell, i'd even take wayne over dylan. 183 00:07:34,805 --> 00:07:36,404 You have six seconds 184 00:07:36,439 --> 00:07:37,839 To suck those filthy words back 185 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,107 Inside your rotten little mouth. 186 00:07:39,142 --> 00:07:40,375 Damn it, roger. 187 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:42,177 This isn't even a real person, okay? 188 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:45,380 This is just some model who posed for a picture in 1994. 189 00:07:45,415 --> 00:07:47,048 It's -- it's insane to have a crush 190 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:49,083 On a fake person on a fake phone. 191 00:07:49,119 --> 00:07:51,085 you're right. 192 00:07:51,121 --> 00:07:52,353 The sane thing to do is 193 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,389 Track down the model who posed for the card 194 00:07:54,424 --> 00:07:55,857 And go on a road trip to meet him. 195 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,325 Exactly. 196 00:08:09,139 --> 00:08:11,072 I know i like you, dylan. 197 00:08:17,113 --> 00:08:18,379 Of course, that was back when it was okay 198 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,415 To bring a crossbow on a bus. 199 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:24,285 This just in -- channel 3's own dickie dobbins has... 200 00:08:24,321 --> 00:08:25,954 Died? 201 00:08:25,989 --> 00:08:27,255 Of a stroke. 202 00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:29,457 I didn't know you could die from that. 203 00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:31,392 I thought it just made you talk funny. 204 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,828 Ah, i had a stroke, see? 205 00:08:33,864 --> 00:08:36,297 We always poke fun at dickie, sure, but, 206 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:37,732 I never thought we'd -- 207 00:08:41,404 --> 00:08:42,737 Lose him. 208 00:08:44,074 --> 00:08:45,173 Greg? 209 00:08:50,914 --> 00:08:52,480 Ladies and gentlemen, 210 00:08:52,515 --> 00:08:56,050 Heaven just got one hell of a weather angel. 211 00:08:56,086 --> 00:08:58,820 Or, if the allegations that followed dickie 212 00:08:58,855 --> 00:09:01,723 His entire life turn out to have been true, 213 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:05,727 Hell just got one angel of a weather demon. 214 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:08,997 And...We're...Out. 215 00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:10,832 Thank you, francine. That -- 216 00:09:10,867 --> 00:09:12,100 That was wonderful. 217 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,468 You just got in the zone. 218 00:09:13,503 --> 00:09:15,103 It was like there was no one else at the desk. 219 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,404 Oh! 220 00:09:16,439 --> 00:09:18,106 Oh, that's ridiculous. 221 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:21,409 Who ever heard of one person anchoring the news? 222 00:09:24,514 --> 00:09:26,047 But do ya think? 223 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,186 So i had the sassiest waiter the other day. 224 00:09:32,222 --> 00:09:35,223 Oh, i'll tell you how i feel about sassy waiters. 225 00:09:35,258 --> 00:09:37,292 "homey don't play around wit' dat." 226 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,360 Remember that, the black clown? 227 00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:40,995 Anyway. 228 00:09:45,368 --> 00:09:48,036 If i was that hang-glide instructor, 229 00:09:48,071 --> 00:09:50,338 I'd have just cut that big boy loose. 230 00:09:50,373 --> 00:09:51,973 Well, i -- oh, we're gonna get calls 231 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,341 On that one, aren't we? I-i once -- 232 00:09:53,376 --> 00:09:55,910 Oh, behave, francine. 233 00:10:13,563 --> 00:10:15,997 Man, francine really ain't letting you 234 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,865 Get a word in edgewise, is she? 235 00:10:17,901 --> 00:10:20,134 Oh, she's just doing her part to be helpful. 236 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:21,803 And you know what they say -- 237 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,071 "there's no i in team." 238 00:10:23,106 --> 00:10:24,906 No! I don't know that, 239 00:10:24,941 --> 00:10:26,174 'cause i never learned to read! 240 00:10:29,612 --> 00:10:31,012 Aah-aah! 241 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,380 Why do we have this room?! 242 00:10:35,085 --> 00:10:36,484 So they've got a killer new 243 00:10:36,519 --> 00:10:39,053 Verde shrimp chimichanga down at larry's. 244 00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:40,455 I was thinking maybe you could work in 245 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:41,889 A plug on the show today. 246 00:10:41,925 --> 00:10:43,157 I'm not gonna compromise the news 247 00:10:43,193 --> 00:10:45,059 To make you a hero at loco larry's. 248 00:10:45,095 --> 00:10:46,961 This isn't about you. 249 00:10:46,997 --> 00:10:48,196 And it's not about me. 250 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,597 It's about greg. 251 00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:52,100 Now, i really need to do my vocal warmups. 252 00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:01,909 What's going on? 253 00:11:01,945 --> 00:11:03,244 We've finally got a new weather guy 254 00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:05,880 To replace dickie -- memphis stormfront. 255 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,582 From channel 6 in raleigh-durham. 256 00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:09,517 They say he gives great banter. 257 00:11:09,552 --> 00:11:11,519 and that he's got his eye on the anchor desk. 258 00:11:11,554 --> 00:11:13,388 He might be just the guy to be greg's 259 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,856 Permanent co-anchor, fool! 260 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,190 Why are you doing that? 261 00:11:16,226 --> 00:11:20,561 I love gossi-i-i-p! 262 00:11:27,237 --> 00:11:29,604 We have a new member of the channel 3 team 263 00:11:29,639 --> 00:11:31,105 And we're about to find out 264 00:11:31,141 --> 00:11:33,574 "weather" he's any good at his job. 265 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,510 A job, by the way, 266 00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:38,179 That can be done better by a free phone app. 267 00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:39,480 Memphis. 268 00:11:39,516 --> 00:11:42,617 "appy" to prove you wrong, there, francine. 269 00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:46,988 I'd also happily help you find a phone made after 1998. 270 00:11:47,023 --> 00:11:48,423 Hey, no fair! That's just a backup 271 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,124 Until her beeper gets out of the shop. 272 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,959 Ooh! Burn! 273 00:11:51,995 --> 00:11:54,128 Um, uh -- 274 00:11:54,164 --> 00:11:55,196 I -- 275 00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:57,031 Ch-chimichanga. 276 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,666 Turning to the five-day forecast. 277 00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:01,002 I haven't felt this kind of on-air chemistry since terry. 278 00:12:01,037 --> 00:12:03,004 I think he's the one. Isn't this great? 279 00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:04,639 You'll be able to go back to your 280 00:12:04,674 --> 00:12:06,674 Whatever you do with your days. Crank up the ac. 281 00:12:09,079 --> 00:12:10,211 My lokey! 282 00:12:10,246 --> 00:12:12,447 I want that weather punk gone! 283 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:16,451 I just heard you got memphis fired? 284 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,686 He was dead weight, ratings poison. 285 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:20,521 A real ray donovan. 286 00:12:20,557 --> 00:12:22,190 I was looking out for ya. 287 00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:24,559 Look, you've been such a good friend to me, 288 00:12:24,594 --> 00:12:26,961 So, speaking as your good friend, 289 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,596 I think your love of the limelight 290 00:12:28,631 --> 00:12:30,198 Is clouding your judgment. 291 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,166 Oh. Wow! 292 00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:34,435 Thank you for helping me realize 293 00:12:34,471 --> 00:12:36,671 what an ingrate you are. 294 00:12:36,706 --> 00:12:38,272 Francine, you're hurting me! 295 00:12:38,308 --> 00:12:39,674 Iget the viewers. 296 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,676 Imake the news fun. 297 00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:44,178 And i do it all to helpyou! 298 00:12:44,214 --> 00:12:45,346 Well, you're gonna have a hard time 299 00:12:45,381 --> 00:12:47,949 Helping me, because me quits! 300 00:12:49,052 --> 00:12:50,284 Wait, wait! 301 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,652 Greg, come back! 302 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,122 I didn't mean what i said. 303 00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:56,424 I've never seen "ray donovan." 304 00:12:56,459 --> 00:12:58,259 It could be a good show. 305 00:12:58,294 --> 00:13:00,728 I don't know. We don't get showtime. 306 00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:02,363 Everything else i said stands. 307 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,471 Stupid, ungrateful greg. 308 00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:13,341 I guess some friends just don't want to be helped. 309 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,263 Oh, my god! 310 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:36,597 I was so busy, 311 00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,466 Telling myself i was helping greg, 312 00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:40,768 I couldn't see how much i was hurting him. 313 00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:43,237 Oh, we need to make this right. 314 00:13:43,273 --> 00:13:45,940 Are you okay, losing your loco larry's perks? 315 00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:47,909 Hey, helping greg is more important 316 00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:49,744 Than eating 16 burritos a day, 317 00:13:49,779 --> 00:13:50,912 Every day of the week. 318 00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:52,280 Also, my -- 319 00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:53,481 My colon came out. 320 00:13:53,516 --> 00:13:54,549 What? 321 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:55,850 M-my colon came out. 322 00:13:55,885 --> 00:13:57,852 I-i looked it up online and it is reversible. 323 00:13:57,887 --> 00:13:59,821 Greg and memphis are so clearly 324 00:13:59,856 --> 00:14:01,589 Right for each other. 325 00:14:01,624 --> 00:14:04,292 We need to get 'em back together. 326 00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:05,793 Andback on the air. 327 00:14:05,829 --> 00:14:07,428 Easier said than done. 328 00:14:07,464 --> 00:14:08,796 Mm-mm-mm. 329 00:14:08,832 --> 00:14:10,865 Greg's done with tv. Runs a cake shop now. 330 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:13,835 Greg might not be 331 00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:16,871 The macho ladykiller we all think he is. 332 00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:22,877 Greg, please. 333 00:14:22,912 --> 00:14:25,880 You're the one who belongs behind that desk, not me. 334 00:14:25,915 --> 00:14:27,882 I'm sorry. I'm not going back. 335 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,851 Even if you did get memphis back, too. 336 00:14:29,886 --> 00:14:31,552 And good luck withthat. 337 00:14:31,588 --> 00:14:32,887 He's a stormchaser now. 338 00:14:32,922 --> 00:14:34,555 Said at least you can trust a tornado 339 00:14:34,591 --> 00:14:36,424 Not to stab you in the back. 340 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,426 Also, you know ashley in hr? 341 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,561 Got an abortion. 342 00:14:40,597 --> 00:14:43,030 What do we need a weatherman for, anyway? 343 00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:44,699 You said it yourself. 344 00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:45,900 Unless, of course, there was some sort of 345 00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:48,402 Cataclysmic superstorm to cover. 346 00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:49,971 But, barring that, i would get rid 347 00:14:50,006 --> 00:14:51,506 Of the snake room 348 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:53,274 Before i brought back greg and memphis. 349 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,276 Ohh! 350 00:14:57,514 --> 00:14:59,413 I just know, deep down, 351 00:14:59,449 --> 00:15:01,449 Greg wants to come back to the news. 352 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,885 If i could only get him and memphis back 353 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,554 On the air together for one broadcast. 354 00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:07,889 But we'd need to be able 355 00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:09,857 To control the weather, to do that. 356 00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:11,325 Easy 357 00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:12,827 As pie. 358 00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:14,862 Stan, that's a cake. Oh, what would you say? 359 00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:16,063 "piece of cake." 360 00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:17,465 Oh, yeah, it's really easy 361 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,733 To come up with clever word play 362 00:15:18,768 --> 00:15:20,001 When you're not holding in your butthole 363 00:15:20,036 --> 00:15:21,602 With a piece of duct tape. 364 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,873 Top-secret cia weather-control division. Dick speaking. 365 00:15:25,909 --> 00:15:27,542 I mean, pizza store! 366 00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:28,976 Oh, it's you, stan. 367 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,511 What kind of favor? 368 00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:57,972 Can i help you? 369 00:15:58,007 --> 00:16:00,041 You've aged beautifully. 370 00:16:00,076 --> 00:16:01,409 What? A drink? Sure! 371 00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:02,743 I'll take a sweet tea, no ice. 372 00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:04,478 You'll have one, too. Put this in yours. 373 00:16:04,514 --> 00:16:06,881 Come on in. Let's get you out of those wet clothes. 374 00:16:12,622 --> 00:16:14,522 Hello? I received an order 375 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,090 To deliver a cake to this lamppost. 376 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,560 I got a call saying my birth mother 377 00:16:19,596 --> 00:16:21,429 Would meet me at this lamppost. 378 00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:22,563 Greg? 379 00:16:22,599 --> 00:16:24,765 Memphis? 380 00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:27,969 Oh, my god, a category-6 subpolar tornado-cane, 381 00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:29,971 The rarest storm in all of weather! 382 00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:32,506 Don't tell us. Tell the viewers. 383 00:16:34,777 --> 00:16:38,846 A weather event that i couldn't evenbeginto explain. 384 00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,448 Oh! 385 00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:42,416 So we're going to go live to greg corbin 386 00:16:42,452 --> 00:16:45,853 And memphis stormfront, in the heart of the storm. 387 00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:47,888 Ohhh?! 388 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,757 I told you, i'm done with the news, stan. 389 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,125 I'm a cake man now! 390 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,827 You're a what? 391 00:16:53,997 --> 00:16:55,596 Goddamn it, i'm a news man! 392 00:16:55,632 --> 00:16:56,964 Greg corbin, here, 393 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,966 Live in the midst of the storm of the century, 394 00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:01,135 With our very own memphis stormfront. 395 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:03,838 Greg, we are witnessing a once-in-a-lifetime 396 00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:07,408 Weather event unleashing multiple funnel clouds. 397 00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:12,880 The gators are gettin' spooked! 398 00:17:12,915 --> 00:17:15,449 Get 'em into the barn, and quick! 399 00:17:15,485 --> 00:17:16,684 Yah! 400 00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:18,486 It's too late! 401 00:17:26,195 --> 00:17:27,828 Aaaaaaah! 402 00:17:27,864 --> 00:17:29,597 In a stunning development, 403 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,434 We are now in the midst of a full-fledged gator storm. 404 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,104 Whoo! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! 405 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,040 Aaaaaah! 406 00:17:39,075 --> 00:17:40,207 Ah! Ah. 407 00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:41,609 Aaaah! 408 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,078 Aaah! 409 00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:47,448 Ah. 410 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,716 Phew. 411 00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,156 By the way, great to be back on the air 412 00:17:55,191 --> 00:17:56,490 With you, memphis. 413 00:17:56,526 --> 00:17:57,758 What have you been up to lately? 414 00:17:57,794 --> 00:18:00,061 Well, i finally caught All in" 415 00:18:00,096 --> 00:18:02,763 On cable this weekend. That mess? 416 00:18:02,799 --> 00:18:04,465 They should've 417 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,667 Called it All over." 418 00:18:06,703 --> 00:18:08,936 Theyshould've called it off. 419 00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:14,775 Even in the belly of the storm, they banter flawlessly. 420 00:18:14,811 --> 00:18:16,944 These are my stars! 421 00:18:22,919 --> 00:18:26,520 Ahh! 422 00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:28,756 You know, you look familiar to me. 423 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:31,625 I did do a bit of board-game modeling, 424 00:18:31,661 --> 00:18:33,060 Back in my younger days. 425 00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:34,261 Oh, yeah, maybe that's it. 426 00:18:34,297 --> 00:18:35,529 I think i -- i think i remember. 427 00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:37,098 Was it, um...? 428 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,599 Oh, god, it's on the tip of my -- 429 00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,735 I want to say mystery phone? 430 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:41,969 Dream phone. Dream phone, dream phone. 431 00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:43,170 Right. Now i remember. It's been -- 432 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,772 Been such a long time. 433 00:18:44,807 --> 00:18:46,707 Is that the phone from the game 434 00:18:46,743 --> 00:18:48,075 That you're holding right now? 435 00:18:48,111 --> 00:18:49,944 So it is. 436 00:18:49,979 --> 00:18:51,612 Say, you know, i got the day free. 437 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:53,047 What do you say we head to the mall 438 00:18:53,082 --> 00:18:55,182 And grab ourselves a slice of 'za? 439 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:59,687 Ugh! I try to stay away from malls, and pizza. 440 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,188 I'm beginning to get 441 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,157 The distinct impression, dylan, 442 00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:05,126 That you are a liar. 443 00:19:05,161 --> 00:19:07,762 Well, i wouldn't exactly call it lying, 444 00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:08,896 But, for starters, 445 00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:11,265 My name's not actually dylan. 446 00:19:14,137 --> 00:19:17,838 So, um, what happened back there? 447 00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:19,607 We went to the mall and had pizza, 448 00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:22,576 Because that's what dylan likes. 449 00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:24,812 Why is there blood on the dream phone? 450 00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:26,747 He likes malls and pizza. 451 00:19:26,783 --> 00:19:27,848 And me. 452 00:19:31,888 --> 00:19:33,754 Roger? 453 00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:35,189 Wh-what's in this jar? 454 00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:37,057 Dylan was being bad. 455 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,260 And, now, we have the jar. 456 00:19:50,173 --> 00:19:53,340 I'm out at channel 3 457 00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:56,811 And you two are back in, thanks to us. 458 00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:57,978 What do you mean, thanks to you? 459 00:19:58,014 --> 00:19:59,613 We did all of this. 460 00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,048 Francine got you on the air 461 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,851 And i abused my cia powers to make that superstorm. 462 00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:06,654 You mthis storm? 463 00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,789 Lives were destroyed. 464 00:20:08,825 --> 00:20:11,792 Butgreg'slife was fixed. 465 00:20:11,828 --> 00:20:13,928 Now, you've got a new work partner 466 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,697 Anda new life partner. 467 00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:18,365 Now kiss, you two lovebirds. 468 00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:19,667 And put some mustard on it. 469 00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:23,804 Aren't you straight? 470 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,106 Yes, but i'm terrified of these people. 471 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,275 They can control the weather! 472 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,377 Mmm. 473 00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:33,747 Mwah. Mmm. 474 00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,783 You did it, baby. 475 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:36,984 Wedid it. 476 00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:38,652 Becausewe'rehelpers. 477 00:20:38,688 --> 00:20:40,187 It's just in our nature. 478 00:20:40,223 --> 00:20:41,889 We help. 479 00:20:45,127 --> 00:20:46,260 Mommy? 480 00:20:55,605 --> 00:20:55,669 Bye! Have a beautiful time!