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Dad, I'm gonna be late
for registration.
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Well, you're already two years
late for graduation, so...
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Just take a side street.
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Hayley, you were right here
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when I enter our
destination on the nav.
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That's the plan and I'm sticking to it.
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So, you're just gonna drive behind
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the Bazooka Sharks championship parade.
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Yeah.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Obviously you're not a planner.
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I mean, the course catalogue
you're looking at
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is a pizza menu.
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Aww, so black olives doesn't meet
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my Cultural Studies requirement.
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All I'm saying is that you lack focus,
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and that's what a plan gives you.
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Maybe if you stuck to a plan,
you wouldn't be such a...
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well, I wouldn't say a failure.
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Oh. Well what would you say, then?
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- I won't say a failure.
- But you keep saying that.
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"Failure" is the only
word you're saying.
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Your words, not mine.
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[Snoring]
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- Uh, sir?
- [Gasps]
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And I say, "Look, I'm happy
you're having your night."
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So underneath it, there's love.
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'Cause when the chips are down,
are you there for each other?
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Are you doing this,
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"you're selfish," "you're
unwieldy" stuff?
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Is this still about the
arms dealer mission?
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This is about any
relationship you're building.
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[Groans] Maybe a single
diagram will help.
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There's still that,
uh, important phrase.
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Important phrase.
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Oh. But he has a different
important phrase
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that's underneath it, you know?
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So that's one version of it.
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This is where it breaks
down in my mind.
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I mean, that could be a cleaner
versus un-cleaner ring to it.
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Does any of this make sense?
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No, no. It totally makes sense
what you're saying, sir.
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Good. Smith, you'll
head up the mission.
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And don't forget this part.
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Ohh. Ahh.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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I got the recipe for this
soup from a magazine.
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That's great, Francine.
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Your quest for knowledge is
taking you to incredible places.
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Well, what do you think?
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[Vomits]
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It's not your soup, Mom.
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My husband is getting
into hallucinogenic teas.
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See? This is what I'm talking about.
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What's that, Dad? Your sister ran off
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and got married with no
idea what she was doing.
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You had no plan!
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And now you're surprised the
guy turns out to be a bum?
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[Gagging, vomits] Gross! Gross!
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Worse! Worse!
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Dad, no plan could have
predicted my husband
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turning into this...
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tripping on tea and hallucinating
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he was on another planet.
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But it happened, babe.
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On that trip, I lived
an entire lifetime.
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And I dedicated it to mastering
an exotic musical instrument.
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[Laughing] Whoa!
Kindle on sleep mode.
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I think I'm gonna have to see
this one all the way through.
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Look. You don't have to
be as aimless as him.
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Come to work with me...
you'll see a bunch of guys
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whose lives depend on planning.
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I guess it couldn't hurt.
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The soup is from Bicycling Magazine.
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It's called "Homemade Paste
For Patching a Flat Tire."
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All right, Jeff. Set the scene.
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You drank this tea and you
were transported to a planet
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- called...
- Gewee.
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Gewee! What a cute name!
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And there you played an instrument.
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- The turin.
- The turin!
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Marvelous! Just marvelous!
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Roger, are you teasing Jeff or what?
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- Do you believe this?
- Steve, I am today trying to,
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for once in my life,
have a tiny bit of fun.
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I just need to buy a
turin, play it for Hayley,
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and show her I'm not totally crazy.
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Can I help you guys?
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- I'm looking for a turin.
- I've never heard of turin, man.
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This turkey's never heard of a turin.
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It's like a lute and a bagpipe in one,
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where the body of the lute
is the bag of the bagpipe.
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Uh, but how can...
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On the turin, the body is
soft because it's made from
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the skin of a yarelwood fruit.
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He became the master of this instrument
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while on a shamanistic voyage.
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A master of the instrument, Roger.
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I'm no Pu Aberlmarl.
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Of course! No one's saying that.
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But I think I play pretty well
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for a guy with just one mouth.
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Maybe you could make one, Jeff.
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I'd really like to hear this thing.
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Imagine a person who didn't
want to hear the turin played.
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I can't even start. I mean, what...
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Okay, okay. I need to put that
kind of person out of my mind.
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Because that kind of
person makes me furious!
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- Oh, no.
- Look.
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Let's just chill and get
some yarelwood tomorrow.
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Female yarelwood.
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I don't want that thing biting me.
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[Laughs] Fun! That's a fun detail.
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So, Bullock puts a plan together
and you guys follow it through.
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What is the plan exactly?
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It's right here. We open it
at the rendezvous point.
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Then we surprise and scoop
up a group of unarmed
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Russian arms dealers.
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How can arms dealers be unarmed?
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That's what I've been saying!
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We're at rendezvous coordinates.
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I don't think we should park here.
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This van doesn't blend in the
way Bullock thinks it does.
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Stan: It's called
camouflage, and it works.
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Not in the nature shows I've seen.
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Zebras are always getting munched up.
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Everyone just re-lax.
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I have Bullock's plan right here.
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Alpha Team. Cool, right?
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What's it say?
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- Hold on.
- What?
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It says "HOLD ON."
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Hold on!
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[Glass breaks]
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That must have been Bravo Team!
We're in!
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Let's roll, Dick!
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[Horn blares]
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See?! They're unarmed!
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Engage!
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What?! They all have guns!
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Remember! The plan was to hold on!
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Screw that! Run!
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[Gunfire, glass shatters]
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[Tires squeal]
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Oh, great, Hayley. We
abandoned the plan.
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Now Bravo Team's gonna
get all the glory.
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Aah!
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I can't believe you
almost got me killed!
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There's something going
on with Bullock.
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But don't give up on making plans.
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Oh, okay. How about this?
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I plan to go out and get wasted.
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I just don't want you wandering
aimlessly through life.
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- You're better than that.
- You always want me to be better.
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Why can't you just
like me for who I am?
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Hey, guys. We were just watching
some boob tube over here.
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Out of earshot, if you were wondering.
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Yeah! It's a show where
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celebrities dive into a
pool and get scores.
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- So...
- So, that's what we are doing.
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♪
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What's wrong? [Scoffs]
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No. Come on. No!
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Don't be sad!
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Listen to this deejay. He's amazing.
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You know, he's been winning
every night for two weeks!
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Tears? No tears.
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No.
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Can I have some money?
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[Giggles]
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[Electronic music plays]
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DJ Buttercup in the house!
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I'm here all night... except
when I take a break at 3:00.
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To have sex with at least five of you.
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[Cheers and applause]
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So, Hayley told you I've
been deejaying every night
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for the last two weeks?
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Right, and over that time,
the number of agents
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who are alive has dropped radically.
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- And?
- Well, maybe it has something
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to do with these extremely
dangerous missions
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you've been planning.
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I mean, have you been sleeping?
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I don't need sleep anymore!
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Not since I bought all
this trucker speed.
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I'm done wasting my
creativity on dreams.
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Now I channel it all into my work.
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Your deejay work or your
National Security work?
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You think there's a difference?
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Sure. It started innocently enough.
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I got into deejaying to bang the
teenage girls high on sex drugs.
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But then I realized there
was a darker side.
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What if the terrorists
go after our beats next?
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I don't...
How could they even do that?
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I'm deep in the deejay world
protecting American freedoms,
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and I'm gonna stay there
until someone defeats me.
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If you want me to stop, you'll
have to dethrone me yourself.
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Sir, I'm not a deejay.
Of course you aren't.
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So I suggest you focus
on your next mission.
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Another one? Right away?
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You and your team will travel to
Mecca to film a shot-for-shot
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remake of the scene in "2001"
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where the apes fight
around the monolith.
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Like, in monkey suits?
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Around the black cube?
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That's the most sacred site in Islam.
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Your monkey movie is top priority.
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I'm already hearing Oscar whispers.
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Or some sort of whispering.
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Do you hear voices, Smith?
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Yes. They're telling me
if I don't want to die
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in monkey costume, I need
to learn how to deejay.
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And that was "Let's Get
Lost" by Chet Baker,
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who either fell or was
thrown to his death
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from a hotel room window in Amsterdam.
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I like to think he was thrown.
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[Laughs]
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Is this what you think deejaying is?
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Speaking of windows, this
is "Come to My Window,"
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made famous by public
lesbian Melissa Etheridge.
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Roger: ♪ Come to my window ♪
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♪ Crawl inside, wait by
the light of the moon ♪
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This is deejaying.
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That's deejaying?
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Well, how am I supposed to
learn that in two days?
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Not by playing "Roger Goes
Down on Lilith Fair."
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I got no yarelwood in inventory.
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Is it called anything else?
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Well I guess the ancient
word for it is dragonwood,
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which makes sense because it's
used to make an instrument
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that soothes dragons.
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- That makes a lot of sense.
- Does it?
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- 'Cause it seems crazy.
- Okay, guys.
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I have a lot of work to do.
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Yarelwood is the most common
wood on the planet Gewee.
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Gotcha.
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Maybe there's a wood like yarelwood.
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Really, any wood from a tree
that grows when you sleep by it
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and swell it with your dreams!
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Maybe plywood?
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What, I don't know how
you grow plywood.
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[Laughs] Just when
I thought I'd heard
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every wood joke there
was, I hear a fresh one.
252
00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,959
Help yourself to the
scrap wood around back.
253
00:10:42,961 --> 00:10:44,761
[Chuckles] You've earned it.
254
00:10:44,763 --> 00:10:47,430
Did you get my joke back there?
255
00:10:47,432 --> 00:10:49,699
I don't know. What was it?
256
00:10:49,701 --> 00:10:51,468
I don't know.
257
00:10:53,739 --> 00:10:56,673
And he was talking into his
lamp like it was a microphone.
258
00:10:56,675 --> 00:10:59,175
Anyway, he looked so...
259
00:10:59,177 --> 00:11:01,144
Stupid. I know, I looked stupid.
260
00:11:01,146 --> 00:11:03,046
Plus I owe Snot concert tickets.
261
00:11:03,048 --> 00:11:05,382
He called for Steve, and
he was the ninth caller.
262
00:11:05,384 --> 00:11:07,050
Anyway, I'm in way over my head here.
263
00:11:07,052 --> 00:11:08,451
Can you help me plan my deejay set?
264
00:11:08,453 --> 00:11:10,553
You can't plan a deejay set.
265
00:11:10,555 --> 00:11:12,822
You've got to read the
room, go with the flow,
266
00:11:12,824 --> 00:11:15,825
know when to heat things up
and when to cool things out.
267
00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:17,694
But I've always needed a plan.
268
00:11:17,696 --> 00:11:19,262
Well, then, you're
gonna lose to Bullock.
269
00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:20,930
I'm gonna lose more than that.
270
00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:23,333
'Cause if I can't beat him, I
have to lead his next mission.
271
00:11:23,335 --> 00:11:25,535
Wait, he...
he planned another mission?
272
00:11:25,537 --> 00:11:28,038
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
273
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,739
Th-that's suicide!
274
00:11:29,741 --> 00:11:33,476
Stan, this suicide
mission sounds... risky.
275
00:11:33,478 --> 00:11:36,479
Risky? How? Suicide's just
that thing when you mix
276
00:11:36,481 --> 00:11:39,416
all the sodas together
into one super soda.
277
00:11:39,418 --> 00:11:41,151
Here, Dad, drink this tea.
278
00:11:41,153 --> 00:11:43,153
Uck! That was terrible!
279
00:11:43,155 --> 00:11:45,889
- It was Jeff's Brazilian tea.
- You drugged me?!
280
00:11:45,891 --> 00:11:47,424
Dad, you're out of time.
281
00:11:47,426 --> 00:11:48,858
Maybe this will rewire your mind,
282
00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:50,760
help you improvise and beat Bullock.
283
00:11:50,762 --> 00:11:51,728
Ooh.
284
00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:53,997
I haven't had mushroom tea in ages.
285
00:11:53,999 --> 00:11:57,300
What? You did it last weekend
at the Sheraton Hotel...
286
00:11:57,302 --> 00:12:00,270
ton Hotel bar. Let's go there.
287
00:12:00,272 --> 00:12:03,506
I'm starting... to feel something.
288
00:12:06,244 --> 00:12:08,111
Dad, are you okay?
289
00:12:08,113 --> 00:12:09,779
I think I should sit down.
290
00:12:09,781 --> 00:12:12,048
Um, you already fell down.
291
00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:13,516
You're lying by your throw-up bucket.
292
00:12:13,518 --> 00:12:15,718
[Bones click melodically]
293
00:12:19,357 --> 00:12:22,392
[Electronic music playing]
294
00:12:29,034 --> 00:12:31,301
[Eyeballs popping]
295
00:12:40,912 --> 00:12:43,179
Dad? Dad, are you okay?
296
00:12:43,181 --> 00:12:45,148
Dad, are you okay?
297
00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:47,350
[Music stops]
298
00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:49,018
[Music resumes]
299
00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,721
[Bullock laughing]
300
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:59,362
Bullock: Oscar whispers.
301
00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:01,631
[Eagle screeches]
302
00:13:04,102 --> 00:13:08,171
[Bullock laughing]
303
00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:11,441
[Music continues]
304
00:13:16,281 --> 00:13:17,947
[Gasps]
305
00:13:17,949 --> 00:13:20,383
Hayley: Go with the flow!
Go with the flow.
306
00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:22,218
Go with the flow. Go with the flow.
307
00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:23,586
Go with the flow...
308
00:13:23,588 --> 00:13:26,523
I got this. I can go with the flow.
309
00:13:26,525 --> 00:13:28,958
I can beat Bullock.
310
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,394
♪
311
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:33,263
♪ Go ♪
312
00:13:33,265 --> 00:13:35,632
[Electronic music playing]
313
00:13:38,303 --> 00:13:40,770
[Cheering]
314
00:13:43,308 --> 00:13:45,608
We have a new champion!
315
00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:49,012
Let's hear it for Standard Deviation!
316
00:13:49,014 --> 00:13:51,414
[Cheers and applause]
317
00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:54,517
You did it, Dad! You improvised!
318
00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:56,886
Nope. I just downloaded
a set from YouTube
319
00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:58,354
onto this zip drive.
320
00:13:58,356 --> 00:13:59,989
- Dad!
- Awesome, huh?
321
00:13:59,991 --> 00:14:02,792
Some weirdo called Sam F. who
had about a gazillion likes
322
00:14:02,794 --> 00:14:04,794
made it. It was the perfect plan!
323
00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:07,263
Ugh, who cares? You're safe!
324
00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:09,232
But hide that thing, you doof.
325
00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:11,768
Come with us, C.I.A. scum!
326
00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,236
[Screams]
327
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:15,038
Help! Someone's kidnapped my dad!
328
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,407
I'm on it. ♪ Someone's
kidnapped my... ♪
329
00:14:17,409 --> 00:14:19,709
[Distorted] ♪ Someone's kidnapped
my... Someone's kidnapped my... ♪
330
00:14:19,711 --> 00:14:21,010
[Music trills]
331
00:14:21,012 --> 00:14:23,646
- [Cheers and applause]
- Whoa. Cool.
332
00:14:26,664 --> 00:14:29,832
[Russian accent]
Deputy Director Bullock.
333
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:33,202
You screw with my arms
dealing for the last time.
334
00:14:33,204 --> 00:14:34,937
Oh, this is great. Heh!
335
00:14:34,939 --> 00:14:37,206
I was kind of freaking out
with the bag over my head
336
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,674
and all the Russian talk.
337
00:14:38,676 --> 00:14:40,343
You know, which always sounds angry.
338
00:14:40,345 --> 00:14:41,777
[Making garbled noises]
339
00:14:41,779 --> 00:14:43,145
[Chuckles] But... Whew!...
340
00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:44,113
you got the wrong guy. Heh.
341
00:14:44,165 --> 00:14:45,798
You are Bullock.
342
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,702
You win deejay battle every
night and run C.I.A. every day.
343
00:14:49,704 --> 00:14:51,704
You say so on Facebook page.
344
00:14:51,706 --> 00:14:53,673
That's not me. Tonight's the first time
345
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:56,542
I won the deejay thing.
I'm just a normal guy.
346
00:14:56,544 --> 00:14:58,377
- Let me show you.
- Mm... okay.
347
00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:01,914
But don't close that window.
I am picking movie seats.
348
00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:03,883
Look. I'm a piano tuner.
349
00:15:03,885 --> 00:15:05,484
My name's Jim Steele.
350
00:15:05,486 --> 00:15:06,419
Morons!
351
00:15:06,421 --> 00:15:08,387
I have no time for this!
352
00:15:08,389 --> 00:15:11,757
Is my daughter Tasha's birthday.
Sorry for inconvenience.
353
00:15:11,759 --> 00:15:13,626
I understand. I have a daughter.
354
00:15:13,628 --> 00:15:15,261
Throw him from cliff.
355
00:15:15,263 --> 00:15:17,496
[Screaming]
356
00:15:17,498 --> 00:15:20,099
[Screaming continues]
357
00:15:21,569 --> 00:15:24,136
Oh, my God. For a second,
I thought that was me.
358
00:15:24,138 --> 00:15:26,172
[Crying]
359
00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:28,341
The deejay is ruining my party!
360
00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:30,343
Don't cry, cookie.
361
00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:32,578
Throw deejay from cliff after this guy.
362
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:36,315
Wait. I'm a great deejay.
I can save her party.
363
00:15:36,317 --> 00:15:38,017
[Dance music plays]
364
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:40,853
♪ I see you, I see you
I see you, I see you ♪
365
00:15:40,855 --> 00:15:45,091
Save Tasha's party and you
can forget about cliff.
366
00:15:45,093 --> 00:15:47,360
Forget about your beautiful cliff?
367
00:15:47,362 --> 00:15:49,929
Not on your life. It's majestic!
368
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:51,530
You make joke.
369
00:15:51,532 --> 00:15:54,066
But two favorite things
are daughter and cliff.
370
00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:59,472
Oh! Who do you think is my
favorite character on "Cheers"?
371
00:15:59,474 --> 00:16:00,640
Cliff?
372
00:16:00,642 --> 00:16:02,308
No. Norm.
373
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:05,912
He always have pleasure
of being with Cliff.
374
00:16:05,914 --> 00:16:08,247
[Laughs]
375
00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:10,850
[Laughter]
376
00:16:10,852 --> 00:16:12,485
[Screaming]
377
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:14,754
- [Thuds]
- My memory stick!
378
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,389
Is problem?
379
00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:17,623
Uh, no. No, n-no problem.
380
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:20,259
I just need a new memory stick.
381
00:16:20,261 --> 00:16:22,161
They're only magnets. Metal.
382
00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:24,497
Stuff you mine. Like from this cliff!
383
00:16:24,499 --> 00:16:27,266
Careful, guy. That is my cliff.
384
00:16:27,268 --> 00:16:28,734
[Grunts] [Gasps]
385
00:16:28,736 --> 00:16:31,871
There's got to be something here.
386
00:16:31,873 --> 00:16:35,341
Iron ore.
387
00:16:35,343 --> 00:16:37,209
Nickel-cadmium.
388
00:16:37,211 --> 00:16:41,113
The two main ingredients
in a thumb drive.
389
00:16:41,115 --> 00:16:44,183
Full of music. [Kisses]
390
00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:47,386
[Dance music plays]
391
00:16:55,897 --> 00:16:58,698
[Retching]
392
00:17:00,401 --> 00:17:02,134
Wha... what's going on?
393
00:17:02,136 --> 00:17:04,537
How did I get back here?
You never left.
394
00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:06,772
You've been on a psychedelic
trip for 24 hours.
395
00:17:06,774 --> 00:17:09,875
But you were never alone.
I saw to that, bro.
396
00:17:09,877 --> 00:17:13,512
Dad, we only have 20 minutes to
get you to the deejay battle.
397
00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:15,982
So, I-I didn't beat Bullock?
398
00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:18,417
No, Stan. You were just humming
the "Cheers" theme song
399
00:17:18,419 --> 00:17:20,419
and shitting yourself.
400
00:17:21,723 --> 00:17:24,457
[Tapping] Testing, testing.
401
00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:26,492
Can't he just play it, Roger?
402
00:17:26,494 --> 00:17:28,594
It's my shift to watch Stan again.
403
00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:30,129
Look, Stan's as good as dead.
404
00:17:30,131 --> 00:17:32,465
His heart stopped four
times last night, right?
405
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,333
And he's leaving on a
suicide mission tomorrow.
406
00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:36,836
So please, let's focus
on what still matters.
407
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:40,840
This is the first recording, at
least on Earth, of the turin.
408
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,275
What... what... what's this
about a suicide mission?
409
00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:45,344
I thought Dad had food poisoning.
410
00:17:45,346 --> 00:17:47,213
Look, everybody's gonna
be fine, all right?
411
00:17:47,215 --> 00:17:48,948
Let's just sit and enjoy the music.
412
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,920
No. No, it's not the time.
413
00:17:54,922 --> 00:17:57,256
What?! Of course it's the time!
Play it!
414
00:17:57,258 --> 00:17:59,358
You can't just play the turin.
415
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,994
It tells you when to play it.
416
00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:03,696
What in the ffff... fine!
417
00:18:03,698 --> 00:18:06,098
And is it telling you anything now?
418
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,600
No.
419
00:18:07,602 --> 00:18:09,101
Is this bullshit, man?
420
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:11,871
'Cause my best friend is
dying just down the hall.
421
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:14,573
What is happening?!
422
00:18:14,575 --> 00:18:16,742
[Tires screech, horns honk]
423
00:18:16,744 --> 00:18:19,178
It's amazing, but that
tea actually taught me
424
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,946
how to improvise. Not really.
425
00:18:20,948 --> 00:18:23,616
Taught you how to put someone
else's set on a memory stick.
426
00:18:23,618 --> 00:18:26,052
But if it beats Bullock
and keeps you alive,
427
00:18:26,054 --> 00:18:27,353
that's all that matters.
428
00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:28,821
Listen to you.
429
00:18:28,823 --> 00:18:30,790
Finally coming around
and seeing the value
430
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,491
of a good, well-thought-out...
431
00:18:32,493 --> 00:18:35,127
[Horn blaring]
432
00:18:35,129 --> 00:18:37,129
[Steam hissing]
433
00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:38,564
No! Your music!
434
00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:41,534
Hayley? Smith, you idiot!
435
00:18:41,536 --> 00:18:43,269
I had the red.
436
00:18:43,271 --> 00:18:45,638
[Tires squealing]
437
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,440
I can't back up. I'm stuck.
438
00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:49,975
I... Euuuugh!
439
00:18:49,977 --> 00:18:52,378
Hayley: Go with the flow.
Go with the flow.
440
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,280
Go with the flow. Go with the flow.
441
00:18:54,282 --> 00:18:56,515
Go with the flow.
442
00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:58,150
Go with the flow.
443
00:18:58,152 --> 00:18:59,585
Dad, what the hell?!
444
00:18:59,587 --> 00:19:01,520
[Metal screeching]
445
00:19:01,522 --> 00:19:04,290
I'm doing it, Hayley! It feels amazing!
446
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:06,559
What are you doing?! I'm improvising!
447
00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:08,494
Our plan was to beat Bullock.
448
00:19:08,496 --> 00:19:11,330
But if we keep him from
competing, he'll still lose.
449
00:19:11,332 --> 00:19:14,200
Ooooh! Ahhh!
450
00:19:14,202 --> 00:19:16,235
Oh, my God, you're right.
451
00:19:16,237 --> 00:19:18,337
A-and you just came up with that?
452
00:19:18,339 --> 00:19:20,406
Yes! Like improv!
453
00:19:20,408 --> 00:19:22,808
Whose line is it, anyway?!
454
00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:25,377
Bullock: What a light show!
455
00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:27,346
Oh, Stan's having an accident.
456
00:19:27,348 --> 00:19:29,348
Look at me go!
457
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:30,516
Look at you go!
458
00:19:30,518 --> 00:19:32,284
That's living without a plan.
459
00:19:32,286 --> 00:19:35,187
It's so freeing... I can see
why you want to live this way.
460
00:19:35,189 --> 00:19:38,157
I'm sorry I was trying to
change you, baby girl.
461
00:19:38,159 --> 00:19:40,960
[Thudding]
462
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,995
[Grinding]
463
00:19:42,997 --> 00:19:45,131
You pushed him right to the club!
464
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,432
[Struggles] It's stuck!
465
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:48,834
If he deejays, I'm as good as dead.
466
00:19:48,836 --> 00:19:53,005
Thank God my pipe didn't break.
467
00:19:53,007 --> 00:19:54,974
[Inhales]
468
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,276
[Slide whistle]
469
00:19:57,278 --> 00:19:58,944
[Tires screech]
470
00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:01,447
[Roars]
471
00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:03,516
[Gasps] The dragon!
472
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,986
Get up, you fool!
473
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,988
But the turin's played lying down.
474
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,323
Of course it is.
475
00:20:11,325 --> 00:20:13,559
[Beautiful music plays]
476
00:20:13,561 --> 00:20:15,294
That music.
477
00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:18,197
It's so soothing.
478
00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:22,735
[Music continues]
479
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,306
Oh, baby.
480
00:20:27,308 --> 00:20:29,108
You are a dragon soother.
481
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:30,809
I was wrong about you, Jeff.
482
00:20:30,811 --> 00:20:34,446
You're no bum. You're
a street musician.
483
00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,549
Entertainer of bums.
484
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:40,386
[Crying]
485
00:20:40,388 --> 00:20:42,221
Dad, go win this thing.
486
00:20:42,223 --> 00:20:44,557
But... but I don't have to.
487
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:47,059
And I don't want to.
488
00:20:47,061 --> 00:20:50,095
Well, that just leaves one loose end.
489
00:20:50,097 --> 00:20:53,599
This is a turin, Wayne.
490
00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:55,870
[Cymbals ring]
491
00:20:55,996 --> 00:20:59,863
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