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You know what?
I was afraid of it,
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I put it off
for years and years,
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but I'm pretty glad
I tried Italian food.
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Even though it's adding
45 minutes each way,
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it's neat
to take the train to lunch.
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Neat? I ride the train
because I can't afford a car.
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Look at me!
I'm next to this train man now.
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Take a picture of us
looking sad together.
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My 3:30 meeting!
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Where is this train?
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It's late!
That's part of the fun!
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I got to grab a cab.
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Excuse me, sir, would you mind
if we took your taxi?
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We're a sweet,
young newlywed couple,
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and we kind of expect the world
to give us things.
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Good lord,
you're so cute together!
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Get in there, you cuties!
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Good luck with everything.
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You see that cab in front of us?
I gave it to that young couple.
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You're a good man.
So, you want me to follow 'em?
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I do...
but there's no time.
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Oh, man, that woulda been you!
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You lucky dog.
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Oh, God!
Oh, man!
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Now I'm having a heart attack,
and you're not! Aah!
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You...lucky...dog.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ and he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Smith, your face!
What's wrong?
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Oh. Are you still
thinking about
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the people incinerated
in that cab
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and how it could've been --
nay, should have -- been you?
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Oh, poo.
It was way earlier today.
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Get over it, you big baby.
You know what?
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I'm sending you to
the C.I.A. therapist -- Dr. Ray.
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Isn't therapy more
for...crazy people?
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Exclusively!
You psycho.
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Therapy? I don't need therapy.
I lived when I should have died.
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So what?
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Just goes to show,
you never know.
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Exactly.
I-it's like that skydiver
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whose parachute came detached,
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and then he fell in the swamp
and died,
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and his parachute ended up
landing at this school,
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but they'd already bought a
parachute for their gym class,
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so they ended up
with two parachutes.
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They only needed one.
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Jesus!
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And you're not
safe at home, either.
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I heard about this one lady who put her
electric blanket in the washing machine,
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and then it got stuck, and then
she climbed in after it.
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So, a-anyway, she drowned.
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Nothing she could have done,
though.
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Sometimes you're looking left
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when you should be looking right.
I know!
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I was buying groceries today,
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and my coupons
had somehow expired.
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Madness! All is madness!
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They let me use them, though,
'cause I go there a lot.
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And they know I'll throw a fit.
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I mean, I've seen death
before -- tons of times.
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It -- it didn't bother me.
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This just felt so...
random.
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Would you have felt better
if this couple had, say, died
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at your hands?
Oh, so much.
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Well, we can't bring them back
for you to take away.
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They're gone.
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But a lot of my patients find
palpating small, soft animals
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gives them a sense
of well-being.
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He's a little cold.
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This bunny has died.
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That was terrible.
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Why, uh...
why is everything terrible?
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Ah. Okay. Okay.
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Are you familiar
with chaos theory?
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Carnival cruise line's award-
winning hip-hop dance troupe?
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Yes.
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Give me your hand.
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Now, if I put a second drop
in the same spot,
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which way will it go?
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The same way?
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Ow!
That drop was acid.
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That's chaos theory.
Well, I don't like it!
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Because you feel powerless
and out of control.
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Tell me, have you ever worked
with miniatures before?
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They can be a wonderful way
to restore a sense of order
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amidst the chaos of life.
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What am I supposed to do
with them?
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Anything.
You're in control here.
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Could I put them here?
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Or even...there?
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Wherever.
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This is ridiculous.
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They obviously belong
in a train-yard set.
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And this guy needs a hat.
There we go.
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This will make me feel better?
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It will.
It really will.
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And I don't say that just because I
own shares in a figurine company.
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Although that reminds me,
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you must use
Thompson brand miniatures.
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Any other brand
will damage your brain.
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It'll make you sick.
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That was the most mortifying
wine-tasting party of my life.
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Beyond mortifying.
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You swore that gewuerztraminer
wasn't a real wine.
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I called everyone liars!
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I set fire to the bed
with all the coats on it!
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Gewuerztraminer doesn't mean
anything in German!
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Well, I guess literally
it means "spiced grape,"
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but it's like, "What?
That's nonsense."
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We can never show our faces
at another one
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of James and Barbra's
wine-tasting parties.
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Wrong. We are gonna
become wine experts.
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Ahh, go the other way with it --
learn something about wine.
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Then we'll bury
our idiot friends
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with how many flavors
we can notice.
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We'll become the classiest winos
in all of Langley Falls.
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To celebrate, let's polish off
this box of wine.
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To sophistication!
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Oh, mama, that is tiny.
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You got another package, Stan.
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Look, Francine, it's our house!
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I finally did the gutters like
you've been hounding me about
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for six years!
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Well, your facial tic is gone.
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Is this helping you feel better?
Oh, yeah.
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I've finally come to accept
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that I can't control
the world out there.
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But this...
this is perfect.
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Okay.
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Because you've been
missing work,
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and, well, it's been
a lot of packages.
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The U.P.S. guy started making
jokes about it -- good jokes.
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I think he might want to
have an affair.
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Well, he has his thing,
and I have mine.
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Look! It's our mailbox!
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Stan? Honey?
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Oh, my God.
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I had no idea it was so much.
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Now I know why
we haven't been having sex.
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And why we won't be having sex.
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This is a bit of a turnoff.
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At least he went into work.
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Ah, a plastic book --
always halfway through.
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Beautiful morning, as always.
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Timmy, did you throw my paper
in the bushes again?
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You little so and so!
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If he keeps doing this,
I'm gonna be mad for real.
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Hello, constable George.
Hello, grocer Joe.
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Some would say that you're
just the constable model
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with a different paint job,
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but I know you're a separate,
unique person.
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♪ As he walks beneath
the lamplight sun ♪
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♪ with a toothpick as a cane ♪
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♪ you can hear the girls
exclaim ♪
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♪ Is that man insane? ♪
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♪ No!
He'll live a lie but never die ♪
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♪ and that's a truth
you can't deny ♪
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♪ he's the man that built
the world in his basement ♪
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What happened here?
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Hmm.
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Aah! Sorry, pal,
but there's no room in this town
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for anything
dangerously unbalanced!
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That's better.
Everything's under control.
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Ahh, the trade winds.
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Dad? Dad?
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Huh.
I guess he's...not here.
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Outta the way!
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I'm the garbage man!
Gimme ya trash, ya losers!
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I'm in the union, and my pension
is bankrupting the city!
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Everyone talks about how rich
I am, but they have no idea.
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I hope
you don't think me forward
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if I tell you you're lovely.
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Oh, you!
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May I steal
a peck on the cheek?
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I'll let you hold my hand.
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And this guy
here is bangin' a dog!
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Steve!
You're killing me!
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Oh, my God!
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What was that?
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Ah, it's just Steve running
from something terrifying.
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Come on, focus.
Let's do this wine.
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It's a softball.
It's made to be gotten.
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Work the grid, bro.
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Nose is clean.
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Lemon peel,
dried rosebuds,
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burnt crinoline...
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...marzipan, cherry, peppery in
the back -- no, wait, the front.
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I'm picking up something green.
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Not sure if it's olives
or watermelon?
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Or a snake?
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Here we go.
This wine is a new-world wine.
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This wine is from California.
This wine is central coast.
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This wine is a Petit Sirah.
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This wine is from a high-quality
producer, and it's 2008.
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It's milk.
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Oh, milk! Of course.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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How did you even get in there?
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Wasn't easy.
To get up to the table,
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I had to build a pretty
sophisticated elevator
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using an ingenious system
of counterweights
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based on something I saw
in Da Vinci's Diaries.
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No, I mean how did you
get to be so small?
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Um, a shrink ray, uh-doy.
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Why?
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Because the outside world
is flawed and chaotic.
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But down here, it's perfect.
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I've thought
of absolutely everything.
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Well, it's absolutely crazy.
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I'm gonna make you big again
right now.
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No! No, no! You don't know
how to operate it!
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If you do it
even slightly wrong,
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I'll end up 6'2", and I'll
have to go into modeling.
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Okay, I'm gonna fine-tune
the angstroms,
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bring the frequency
way, way down,
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then you guys are gonna push
this button right here.
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But before that --
double-cross!
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The double-cross!
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Damn it, Stan!
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I know, right? Hurry over
to my Da Vinci elevator.
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You're gonna love it.
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Uhp,
I should probably clarify --
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it's not the Da Vinci
you're thinking of.
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It's Leonardo Da Vinci, not Ron
Da Vinci of Da Vinci Cadillac.
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Stan, not the shrink ray!
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But we need that.
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No, my sweet family.
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Everything we need
is right here.
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I've taken all the fear
and randomness of the world
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and shrunk away from it.
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Oh, there are
so many wonderful things
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I want to show you,
though your presence
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does introduce
a host of chaotic variables.
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I may wind up having to
contain you somehow.
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What's that?
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For the moment,
please enjoy unlimited access...
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with certain limitations.
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Stan, get us down
to that machine
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and unshrink us immediately.
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Hold up. Wait till
you've seen everything.
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And if you still don't like it
here, I'll make us big again.
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I'll make us 1,000 feet tall
if that's what you want.
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Normal size would be fine.
249
00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:09,247
Make up your mind.
250
00:12:09,282 --> 00:12:11,115
Like every good walking tour,
251
00:12:11,151 --> 00:12:13,284
this one starts
with the post office.
252
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,554
It's just like the regular
post office, only no long lines!
253
00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,690
Oh, dad.
254
00:12:18,725 --> 00:12:21,659
Francine, recognize the shade
on this red zone here?
255
00:12:21,695 --> 00:12:24,462
I used your nail polish!
Oh, hey, Rita.
256
00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:27,465
You do know these aren't
real people, right, Stan?
257
00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:30,051
They're Thompson brand.
They're better than real.
258
00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:31,386
So, are we lovin' it?
259
00:12:31,438 --> 00:12:34,172
It's certainly...
consumed you.
260
00:12:34,207 --> 00:12:36,574
I love that you love it.
I love us right now.
261
00:12:38,028 --> 00:12:41,396
♪ Red, red wine ♪
262
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:44,282
It's Roger!
Roger, save us!
263
00:12:44,317 --> 00:12:46,651
♪ Red, red wine, you make me feel so fine ♪
264
00:12:46,686 --> 00:12:49,520
♪ monkey pack him rizla
pon the sweet dep line ♪
265
00:12:49,556 --> 00:12:52,257
♪ red, red wine, you give me
whole heap of zing ♪
266
00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:54,626
♪ whole heap of zing,
make me do me own thing ♪
267
00:12:56,296 --> 00:12:59,063
Oh, this is salvageable.
268
00:12:59,099 --> 00:13:00,632
Right here!
Over here!
269
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,333
Roger, no! Come back!
270
00:13:02,369 --> 00:13:04,669
Whoa, whoa.
Was I not reading you right?
271
00:13:04,704 --> 00:13:07,438
You want to leave? Well,
you're not giving it a chance.
272
00:13:07,474 --> 00:13:09,140
There are lots of fun things
to do here.
273
00:13:09,175 --> 00:13:10,375
Like what?
274
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:12,110
You look like a sporty bunch.
275
00:13:12,145 --> 00:13:14,012
Who's up for
a little ice-skating?
276
00:13:14,047 --> 00:13:15,446
Ice-skating in July?
277
00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:18,016
That would be
the most remarkable thing
278
00:13:18,051 --> 00:13:20,151
that's happened today.
279
00:13:20,186 --> 00:13:22,520
You'll see.
You'll all see.
280
00:13:22,555 --> 00:13:26,691
This is a magical place
where nothing can ever hurt us.
281
00:13:47,307 --> 00:13:49,563
This dude can skate!
282
00:13:49,565 --> 00:13:51,231
Aah!
283
00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:53,920
Well, hello.
284
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,711
Oh. Right.
It's just a doll.
285
00:13:56,746 --> 00:14:00,081
You're right, she is a doll --
a real angel.
286
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:03,134
She is beauty, uh, uh, full.
287
00:14:05,054 --> 00:14:08,306
Uh, I-I-I-I feel tongue-tied
and a little headache-y.
288
00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:10,258
That's infatuation, son.
289
00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,926
Also, we're on a big magnet
right now.
290
00:14:11,978 --> 00:14:13,594
It's affecting
your speech centers.
291
00:14:13,630 --> 00:14:15,263
How about you take your friend
to see a show
292
00:14:15,298 --> 00:14:16,764
at the Bijou Theater?
293
00:14:16,766 --> 00:14:18,099
I put my iPad inside.
294
00:14:18,101 --> 00:14:21,102
It's playing "Welcome to
the Dollhouse" on loop.
295
00:14:21,154 --> 00:14:23,821
Seemed like a funny idea,
'cause, you know.
296
00:14:23,857 --> 00:14:25,773
But that movie
was not what I expected.
297
00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:27,158
I don't recommend it.
298
00:14:28,912 --> 00:14:31,779
Wow, how did you
make the band shell?
299
00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:34,949
It looks like maybe a series
of painted yogurt lids
300
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:37,118
nested into concentric circles?
301
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,920
Huh.
That's a great idea.
302
00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:41,189
I just shrunk down
a real band shell
303
00:14:41,224 --> 00:14:43,124
and stole it like Lex Luthor.
304
00:14:43,176 --> 00:14:45,209
What are these bushes?
My topiaries?
305
00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:47,762
They're these peculiar
little plants I found
306
00:14:47,797 --> 00:14:50,131
inside an altoids tin
under the water heater.
307
00:14:50,183 --> 00:14:52,133
Hayley, are you all right?
308
00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:54,001
Leave me alone.
I love it here.
309
00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:56,053
See, Francine?
The kids love it here.
310
00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:57,305
But we can't stay.
311
00:14:57,307 --> 00:14:59,307
We -- we don't even
have any food.
312
00:14:59,342 --> 00:15:00,775
We're gonna need food!
313
00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:02,844
I'll take you.
We got plenty of food.
314
00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:04,111
Don't you smell it?
315
00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:15,957
You can always count on the ol'
Zephyr dream to be on time.
316
00:15:15,992 --> 00:15:18,993
I set her speed to seven,
and she does not fail me.
317
00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:20,878
Now get ready,
'cause we have to jump on.
318
00:15:20,914 --> 00:15:22,713
It doesn't stop?
319
00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:25,666
Uh, you can't program a toy
train to make stops, Francine.
320
00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:28,169
I mean, I guess you can,
but I-I didn't want to be
321
00:15:28,171 --> 00:15:30,721
one of those guys
who gets too into miniatures.
322
00:15:42,185 --> 00:15:46,153
My God, Stan.
It's beautiful.
323
00:15:46,189 --> 00:15:47,066
See that dam?
324
00:15:47,186 --> 00:15:49,506
There's a lake behind it where
we get our drinking water --
325
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:53,411
my secret blend of half dasani,
half downstairs bathroom.
326
00:15:58,117 --> 00:16:00,251
What is that?
Oh, that?
327
00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:03,254
That's just Food Mountain!
328
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:16,217
And what are we
trudging through?
329
00:16:16,219 --> 00:16:19,854
Double-whipped mashed potatoes
next to a ridge of ground beef,
330
00:16:19,889 --> 00:16:23,057
atop a bedrock
of peas and carrots.
331
00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:25,476
Mmm, delicious.
332
00:16:25,528 --> 00:16:28,396
And look --
it's the 6:00 sunset.
333
00:16:31,284 --> 00:16:34,035
I'm kind of getting
why you love it so much.
334
00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:36,203
There's everything
we need here --
335
00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:39,907
food, electricity,
safe and fun giant ants.
336
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:42,243
What?
337
00:16:42,245 --> 00:16:45,496
Why?! Why are they drawn
to Food Mountain?!
338
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:49,834
What's happening?!
I didn't plan for this!
339
00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:52,053
We have to
get to the shrink ray!
340
00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:53,387
It's our only way out!
341
00:16:53,423 --> 00:16:55,389
Oh, thank God
you've come to your senses.
342
00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:57,224
In the basement
of our model house,
343
00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:00,011
I've built an even smaller,
more miniature town.
344
00:17:00,063 --> 00:17:03,097
We've got to shrink
one more time!
345
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:06,150
Dr. Ray!
346
00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:08,102
Stan. When I saw
that the shrink ray
347
00:17:08,104 --> 00:17:10,488
had been checked out at work,
I left immediately.
348
00:17:10,523 --> 00:17:12,940
I shrank down before I started
the drive over, though,
349
00:17:12,992 --> 00:17:14,325
which was a mistake.
350
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,777
But I had the device.
How'd you get small?
351
00:17:16,779 --> 00:17:18,813
They don't call me
"The Shrink Ray"
352
00:17:18,848 --> 00:17:21,015
because my name is Ray
and I'm a shrink.
353
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:22,883
Do they?
354
00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:27,171
In any case, I came with answers
and solutions.
355
00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:31,876
Tell me!
Tell me your solutions!
356
00:17:31,928 --> 00:17:33,544
Get on!
357
00:17:39,135 --> 00:17:41,185
It's complete chaos, Francine!
358
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,137
Stan, you can't control it.
359
00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:45,106
Bad things
are always gonna happen.
360
00:17:45,141 --> 00:17:46,941
Oh, God, I knew it.
361
00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:48,275
Wait. There's more.
362
00:17:48,311 --> 00:17:50,528
Uh, get to it.
Say the thing.
363
00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:55,483
But you can control what you do
after those bad things happen.
364
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:59,203
And the best part of it is
you don't have to do it alone.
365
00:17:59,238 --> 00:18:02,156
Who's gonna help me -- Dr. Ray?
He's dead.
366
00:18:02,158 --> 00:18:04,325
We'll help you.
367
00:18:04,377 --> 00:18:06,544
Your family.
Right.
368
00:18:06,579 --> 00:18:09,246
Whatever the world
throws at me...
369
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,165
I can use my family to block it.
370
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:12,883
I've got it!
371
00:18:12,919 --> 00:18:15,169
We're gonna get the shrink ray?
There's no time.
372
00:18:15,221 --> 00:18:19,056
We've got to crash the train
into the dam and flood the town.
373
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:25,396
Kids! I need you
to turn off the clock tower
374
00:18:25,431 --> 00:18:27,348
and then get to high ground!
375
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:29,483
You might recognize it
as the clock tower
376
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:30,935
from "Back to the Future."
377
00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:32,903
Well, almost that clock tower.
378
00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:34,355
It's just different enough.
379
00:18:34,407 --> 00:18:36,607
The people at Thompson
know how to play the game.
380
00:18:36,659 --> 00:18:38,409
Okay!
381
00:18:38,444 --> 00:18:40,911
Steve,
I know this is a long shot.
382
00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:43,497
I know, I know,
I know, I know it.
383
00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:47,268
But...do you have
a chocolate lava cake on you?
384
00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:49,370
Okay, when the kids
turn off the clock tower,
385
00:18:49,405 --> 00:18:51,238
there'll be more power
for the train.
386
00:18:51,274 --> 00:18:52,957
Now, this might sound insane,
387
00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:55,209
but you're going to
turn the speed up to 10.
388
00:18:55,211 --> 00:18:57,595
10?
Can the system take it?
389
00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:58,435
I don't know.
390
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,154
But it's like I've been saying
since you just told me it --
391
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:05,352
sometimes you got to
take a chance.
392
00:19:08,257 --> 00:19:10,391
It's not working.
393
00:19:10,426 --> 00:19:13,310
Whoa.
Jump jumparoo!
394
00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:18,132
May God have mercy.
395
00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:23,120
Come on, Francine.
396
00:19:23,156 --> 00:19:26,490
There's the juice!
397
00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:44,593
Frankly, my ants,
I don't give a -- dam!
398
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,232
Shit.
399
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:53,267
A bug-sized Stan.
400
00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:56,170
And yet I don't remember
doing ether.
401
00:19:56,205 --> 00:19:58,405
But, then again,
that's ether's signature move.
402
00:19:58,441 --> 00:19:59,940
Roger! See the ants?
403
00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,942
You have to smash the dam
to flood the town
404
00:20:01,978 --> 00:20:03,577
and save Francine and the kids.
405
00:20:03,613 --> 00:20:05,513
Don't you want to
hear about my return
406
00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:07,181
to the wine-tasting party?
No!
407
00:20:07,216 --> 00:20:09,283
Well, we went,
but it was the wrong night.
408
00:20:09,318 --> 00:20:11,585
Then we found James in bed
with Barbra's sister,
409
00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:13,721
so it was kind of
the right night.
410
00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:16,157
Now, let's smash this dam.
411
00:20:20,213 --> 00:20:22,129
Actually,
now that we're all safe,
412
00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:23,514
you don't need to
smash the --
413
00:20:23,549 --> 00:20:26,550
Dam you to hell, you dyke!
414
00:20:36,505 --> 00:20:38,276
Good bye, tiny fake world,
415
00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:40,534
and actually dead Dr. Ray.
416
00:20:40,654 --> 00:20:41,867
It may all be gone,
417
00:20:41,987 --> 00:20:43,988
but with you guys by my side,
418
00:20:44,108 --> 00:20:45,482
I'm gonna be okay.
419
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,834
Hey, gang, look, I just don't think
I can pass up this opportunity.
420
00:20:50,073 --> 00:20:51,789
Into my body you go!
421
00:20:51,909 --> 00:21:01,824
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