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Oh, God, oh, God, an activist.
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Quick,
pretend we're on the phone.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh. Sorry. We're
pretending to be on the phone.
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Tough spot.
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I was here last week
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trying to organize a cleanup
for garbage island,
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and I couldn't even get
a page of signatures.
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Really?
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I had to go inside
and buy a second clipboard,
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I got so many signatures.
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You must really have
a noble cause.
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I do.
It's called Bad Animals.
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Oh, I hate it when people
treat animals badly.
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No, there's some really terrible
animals out there.
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Just last week, some elephant
tried to attack a poacher.
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Bad elephant!
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What?!
You can't be serious.
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She sounds serious.
I'd like to hear more!
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I don't have to hear more!
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I'll sign whatever you got,
beautiful.
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Hey, why don't we line up
on that side for the petitions,
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and behind me to touch the hair.
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I can't believe this.
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Pick a line, buddy!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ and he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good -- ♪
♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I feel I've outgrown walgreens.
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Someday, I'd like to make it
to the big city
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and go to a Duane Reade.
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Oh, you have not lived until
you've been to Duane Reade.
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Duane Reade is magical!
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Oh! They have these divine
mini nail clippers!
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I need to hear this.
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There's a woman out front
getting signatures
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where last week,
I was totally ignored.
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Hey, look, it's DJ Iron Monkey!
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Ooh, I love him!
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Oh, my God!
Look at his yacht!
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He's not only rich,
he's incredibly wealthy, too.
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But he's also
an environmentalist.
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His yacht
is solar-powered.
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Forget the sun.
What's powering those abs?
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Look at the definition
on those abs!
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Yep. Abs.
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Listen to what he says
about his charity work.
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"DJ Iron Monkey doesn't do it
to get his name out there.
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"DJ Iron Monkey does it
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"because DJ Iron Monkey thinks
it's amazing,
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like DJ Iron Monkey's
music."
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These are his own words.
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You know, I've never used
these ribbed ones,
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but I assume
they work like gangbusters.
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Ah, home is where the...
fliers are?!
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Ugh! There's got to be
a better way.
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Whoa! I thought
you were gonna be David Blaine!
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These damn fliers!
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I'm telling you,
they're a fire hazard.
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I'm sick of 'em!
Makes me want to move.
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I mean who needs --
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"Hillside Acres,
a gated community.
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Tired of all those fliers
on your door?"
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Oh, my God!
I was just saying that!
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Then we wouldn't have to put up
with this trash anymore.
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10% off my next treat at TCBY?!
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Wait a minute.
Are these all amazing?
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"Missing child."
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I don't see how that's a deal.
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What am I doing wrong?
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That blonde outside of walgreens
was getting signatures.
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Come on, Hayley.
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Everyone knows
blondes get more attention.
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Scientists have proven it.
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But their research was ignored
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because they were boring,
brown-haired scientists.
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From the gentlemen at the bar.
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Looks like brunettes
get attention, too.
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That's not yours!
That is not for you!
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Come on! Be serious!
It's for the blonde!
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Thanks!
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Uh, she'll be fine.
Don't worry about her.
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We're not!
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Rosalie's Pizza? I have
a very important question.
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Do you deliver
to Hillside Acres?
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Yes! Good, good.
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My next question,
which is so important
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that it should have been
my first and only question --
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do you accept
half-burnt coupons?
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He's checking.
He's checking!
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Whoo-hoo! Maybe!
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Dad, these houses
aren't done yet.
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Besides, the gate's locked.
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That is a beautiful gate!
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And imagine how many fliers
this thing can hold!
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Wait, I thought we're moving
to get away from the fliers?
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Oh, lord, no.
Keep up, Steve.
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We're moving here
to keep the riffraff out.
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The fact that we'll be tripling
our flier intake
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is just a huge,
huge, huge, huge...
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What were we talking about?
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About why on earth we would
leave our perfectly good house
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where our family has
so many memories to come here.
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It's the goddamn riffraff!
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But this gate will
keep them out!
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I mean, were they
to try to get in,
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they would have to kneel down,
raise their partner's foot,
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and hoist them over...
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Aah! Oof!
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And who's to say
how his accomplice would get in?
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Oh, look!
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A private mini zoo
just for the residents.
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Dad, those are guard dogs.
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Well, they should all be fired,
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'cause we got in here
pretty easily, especially me.
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Steve, there's our dream house.
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Where?
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You see the one that's bathed
in that ray of sunlight?
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It's the one right next to it.
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Yeah, that's the one.
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♪ I'm gonna go
hear some jazz at Pips ♪
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♪ and see some
gorgeous half-black girls ♪
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You want to go, Francine?
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Roger, did we bring
all the bags in?
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I can't find my hair dye.
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Francine?!
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But if you're there, then
I must have been talking to...
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...Dolly Parton?!
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Oh, my God!
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Dolly, it's such an honor
to have you in our house!
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I've seen
"Smoky Mountain Christmas"
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like 400 times!
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Turn, Dolly!
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Spin and point your face at me
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as soon as you feel comfortable!
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"Nine to five," alive!
It's Hayley!
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This I can work with.
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I hope you're
up for some fun, blondie.
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Thanks, but I didn't dye my hair
to have fun, okay?
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I did it so that people
would pay more attention
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to what I have to say.
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Oh, yeah, of course.
That's what I meant.
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And I know where you can make
the most difference --
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celebrity charity events.
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Roger, come on.
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I always thought those events
were just publicity stunts.
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Oh, no way.
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The bigger the dollars,
the bigger the change.
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That's why tonight, we're
going to a benefit at Dush.
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I don't know.
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I even have the perfect guide.
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Jojo Quinoa!
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And just like the Superfood,
I'm for sale at Trader Joe's.
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Behind Trader Joe's.
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For free.
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We can put a pool table
over here.
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Oh, and this is a perfect spot
for a breakfast nook.
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Steve, come pretend
we're having cereal!
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Is something wrong, son?
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No, dad, nothing's wrong.
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It's clear you're
not feeling the house, Steve.
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Well, what do
you want me to do, huh?
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Pretend I like it
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when I really don't want to
move in the first place?!
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Pssh!
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Damn it, son!
Don't you get it?!
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Change is good!
Come on! Follow me!
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Son, this is your room.
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Go on -- take a look
out that door there.
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Tell me what you see.
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It's a sun deck.
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A-and there's a jacuzzi!
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Just imagine
all the killer parties
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you're gonna have up here.
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This is the house, Steve.
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This is where your life
finally comes together.
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My life's okay.
It sucks.
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But think about
what it could be.
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I like video games.
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I like Scaredy Boys.
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Uh...you and I clearly
have stuff we need to work out.
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I'm beginning
to get the picture, papa.
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This party is amazing.
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There must be so much money
being raised.
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Cocaine is so much more fun
when it's for a good cause.
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Hey, speaking of causes,
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have you ever heard of
garbage island?
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I can't wait
to hear all about it.
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Let me go grab us
a couple of drinks
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so we don't get dry mouth
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when we talk about garbage
for hours.
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I think
they're serving owl here.
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Or maybe that was a display.
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Either way, I ate an owl.
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Sounds like we're both
knockin' it out of the park!
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Man, this blonde hair
is working.
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Everybody's listening to me
about garbage island.
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I told you!
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Hayley, I just found out
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about a charity gala
poppin' off in Vegas!
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I guess it's for
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one of the hottest
new causes out there.
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How are we gonna get to Vegas?
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Easy!
We'll take my private jet!
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Private jet?
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I-isn't that the most wasteful
way to travel?
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Got to burn money
to raise money!
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Hayley, the earth is dying.
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We don't have time
to ride a bus.
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Well...
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I guess it's for a good cause.
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Let's do it.
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You want to know what's crazy?
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This is not the owl
I ate earlier.
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See, Steve,
when you live on a hill,
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you can look down on everyone.
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It's not the only reason
to live on a hill,
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but it's the main one.
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Yeah, I'm starting
to warm up to the idea
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of living in a gated community.
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Mind if I turn on the jets?
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Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub, bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub,
bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub.
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Looks like the security patrol
is doing the rounds.
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Terrible for us now,
but great for when we live here.
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All right, boys.
You're on your own tonight.
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I'm taking an HTML class
at the learning annex.
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They say the future
of groundskeeping is all online.
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Dad?
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Did you close the front door?
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Ohh!
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I don't think I'm gonna
follow Billy Ocean
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on Instagram anymore.
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He never leaves the bathroom.
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Oh, Hayley and Roger
are tearing it up in Vegas.
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What?!
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Hayley, where are you?
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I'm at a charity event in Vegas.
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It's my fifth one tonight!
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We're on a charity crawl!
Whoo!
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Honey, I'm worried
you're losing sight of --
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I got to go.
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Someone's about to donate
all over my stomach.
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Whoa. You're, like,
super-hot at charity.
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Thank you.
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You need to come with me
to DJ Iron Monkey's yacht
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for the biggest charity event
of the decade.
251
00:11:05,276 --> 00:11:07,909
So, we're not counting
the Jerry Lewis Telethon in 2008
252
00:11:07,945 --> 00:11:10,512
when Richard Chamberlain just
showed up to sing three songs
253
00:11:10,547 --> 00:11:12,514
and half the audience
had heart attacks?
254
00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,383
Actually, Richard Chamberlain
will be there.
255
00:11:24,328 --> 00:11:27,696
As you'll see, this whole yacht
runs on solar power.
256
00:11:27,731 --> 00:11:30,332
Dude, that shit's tight.
I know.
257
00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:33,468
Also, if you're wondering
why all the ladies are topless,
258
00:11:33,504 --> 00:11:36,571
we banned all clothes
made in Chinese sweatshops.
259
00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:40,442
Well, if them's the rules.
260
00:11:40,477 --> 00:11:43,812
These were made in Canada,
but don't tell anybody.
261
00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:46,815
So, did you find any chicks
for the party?
262
00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:48,950
Yeah, some blonde from Virginia.
263
00:11:48,986 --> 00:11:50,686
She's buying into
all that charity crap.
264
00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:51,953
So if you want to get with her,
265
00:11:51,989 --> 00:11:53,822
just ask her about her causes.
266
00:11:53,857 --> 00:11:56,558
Cool. Thanks again
for doing this, man.
267
00:11:56,593 --> 00:11:58,560
This probably isn't
what you went to college for,
268
00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:00,429
so I really appreciate it.
269
00:12:00,464 --> 00:12:01,930
No, no.
It's cool. It's cool.
270
00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:04,299
I majored in art history,
but part of going to college
271
00:12:04,335 --> 00:12:06,601
is figuring out
what you don't want to do.
272
00:12:11,354 --> 00:12:12,754
Charity.
273
00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:16,304
This feels amazing!
274
00:12:16,574 --> 00:12:18,407
We should raise money
for ecstasy!
275
00:12:18,442 --> 00:12:20,409
We're saving the world, girl!
276
00:12:20,444 --> 00:12:22,278
I just wish we had gum!
277
00:12:22,313 --> 00:12:25,281
Do you have any gum?
Gum? I'd love some gum!
278
00:12:25,316 --> 00:12:27,449
Let's talk about this forever!
279
00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:38,727
I can't believe
I'm in Iron Monkey's head.
280
00:12:38,763 --> 00:12:40,996
Iron Monkey can't believe
you are, either.
281
00:12:41,032 --> 00:12:44,733
Iron Monkey can't
believe a lot of things.
282
00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:47,603
It's so great that
you're doing this for charity.
283
00:12:47,638 --> 00:12:49,872
Uh, but what's the cause
we're raising money for again?
284
00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:51,640
The environment.
285
00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:54,643
No one even realizes how
important the environment is.
286
00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:56,645
I mean, where would we be
without it?
287
00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:59,048
Space? No, thanks.
288
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:01,517
I'm too scared of black holes
to live there.
289
00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:05,054
Oh, me too.
Me too, Iron Monkey.
290
00:13:05,089 --> 00:13:07,089
How about I show you
around the ship,
291
00:13:07,124 --> 00:13:09,525
so you can see all the ways
this mega yacht
292
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,094
protects this...
environment?
293
00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:20,970
Charity.
294
00:13:23,407 --> 00:13:25,374
Dad, these dogs are relentless!
295
00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:26,876
When are they gonna give up?!
296
00:13:26,911 --> 00:13:29,345
Hang in there, son.
Those losers aren't getting in.
297
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:31,347
Yeah, I called you losers!
298
00:13:32,617 --> 00:13:34,917
Do...do you think
they went away?
299
00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,652
Yeah.
I called them losers.
300
00:13:36,687 --> 00:13:37,920
You don't come back from that.
301
00:13:39,423 --> 00:13:40,956
They're on the roof!
302
00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:43,792
Steve, you didn't by any chance
secure the fireplace, did --
303
00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:51,500
I don't think this bit
gets any funnier, Steve! Run!
304
00:13:54,538 --> 00:13:56,505
Aah!
305
00:13:58,809 --> 00:14:00,042
To the sun deck!
306
00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:11,921
Oh, my God!
Dad, are you okay?!
307
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:14,924
I'm sorry, Steve.
You've been in my study.
308
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,926
Have you seen a medical-school
degree on the wall?
309
00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:18,394
I don't know!
310
00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:19,795
Sorry for being condescending.
311
00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:21,697
Maybe it's
the first sign of rabies.
312
00:14:21,732 --> 00:14:24,800
But then again, I'm not
a doctor, so I don't know!
313
00:14:24,835 --> 00:14:26,802
Sorry. That's
the rabies talking.
314
00:14:26,837 --> 00:14:27,937
Maybe.
315
00:14:32,777 --> 00:14:34,009
Do you like the table?
316
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:37,146
It's one solid,
800-pound piece of cork.
317
00:14:37,181 --> 00:14:38,881
The ship builder
really didn't want me
318
00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,616
to put this in the hull.
319
00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:42,618
But that just
made me want it more.
320
00:14:42,653 --> 00:14:44,153
Aren't cork trees endangered?
321
00:14:44,188 --> 00:14:46,822
That's why it's so important
to cut them down now.
322
00:14:46,857 --> 00:14:48,090
Does that make sense?
323
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:50,092
Shh.
Drink your wine.
324
00:14:51,462 --> 00:14:52,695
Yello?
325
00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:54,630
Yo, Monkey,
I got another girl lined up.
326
00:14:54,665 --> 00:14:56,098
She's into threesomes,
327
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:58,901
but I may get her
to agree to a twosome.
328
00:14:58,936 --> 00:15:00,936
I got to take this.
329
00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:10,879
Oh, my God! Whales!
330
00:15:10,915 --> 00:15:13,615
Oh, my God...slave whales!
331
00:15:17,955 --> 00:15:21,790
This yacht's not solar-powered.
It's -- it's whale-powered!
332
00:15:21,826 --> 00:15:24,793
Iron Monkey's a phony!
What a fake!
333
00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:27,062
He's not changing anything.
He's just partying.
334
00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:28,998
That's all anyone's doing here.
335
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,167
Including you.
336
00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:35,504
You dyed your hair
so people would listen to you.
337
00:15:35,539 --> 00:15:37,506
But then
you just got super-drunk,
338
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,908
and you totally forgot
to talk about your stuff.
339
00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:42,511
I came here
to make a difference,
340
00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:44,179
and I am going to make one.
341
00:15:44,215 --> 00:15:47,549
Starting by freeing
those whales.
342
00:15:49,787 --> 00:15:52,755
He threw these out
without cutting them?!
343
00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:55,524
Is there no level
to which he won't stoop?!
344
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,928
Wait. What?
Mom?!
345
00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:01,930
Well, this ain't your daddy.
346
00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:04,933
What are you doing here?
And why are you dressed like me?
347
00:16:04,969 --> 00:16:07,202
I came because I knew
you'd lost your way.
348
00:16:07,238 --> 00:16:09,905
I'm here to remind you
of who you are!
349
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:11,173
That's really sweet, mom.
350
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:14,176
But I already figured it out
for myself.
351
00:16:14,211 --> 00:16:15,244
Two minutes ago.
352
00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:16,712
Really?
353
00:16:16,747 --> 00:16:20,049
I made my hair ugly,
took an 11-hour flight,
354
00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:24,653
then paid a Mallorcan fisherman
a thousand Mallorcan money units
355
00:16:24,688 --> 00:16:27,156
to row me out here
all for nothing?!
356
00:16:27,191 --> 00:16:28,757
No, it wasn't.
357
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:31,126
I need your help
to do something truly good.
358
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,931
They're gonna get through!
359
00:16:35,966 --> 00:16:38,934
Just one nail left.
360
00:16:38,969 --> 00:16:40,536
Better make it count.
361
00:16:40,571 --> 00:16:42,104
Goodbye, son.
362
00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:46,008
Dad, wait!
Shoot that propane tank!
363
00:16:46,043 --> 00:16:48,243
Maybe the explosion
will scare off the dogs!
364
00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:50,179
Good thinking!
365
00:16:54,919 --> 00:16:56,752
You did it!
366
00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:58,120
Uh-oh, Steve.
367
00:16:58,155 --> 00:17:00,022
It must be connected
to the main gas line.
368
00:17:00,057 --> 00:17:01,690
This whole place is gonna blow!
369
00:17:01,725 --> 00:17:03,692
What are you doing?
370
00:17:03,727 --> 00:17:05,694
Get on.
Now hold on tight.
371
00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:08,797
It worked!
372
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,767
Dad, even though we're not
moving into that cool house,
373
00:17:11,802 --> 00:17:13,769
I'll still get to have parties
with girls, right?
374
00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:14,903
Afraid not, Steve.
375
00:17:14,939 --> 00:17:16,872
And we should really talk about
376
00:17:16,907 --> 00:17:19,108
what snot was doing
in your fantasy.
377
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:20,576
Oh, no!
378
00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:22,211
They're gaining on us!
379
00:17:23,914 --> 00:17:25,314
Hang on tight!
380
00:17:31,922 --> 00:17:35,290
Wait. The mailboxes are
down here by the guard gate?
381
00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:38,026
You have to come all the way
down here to get your mail?
382
00:17:38,062 --> 00:17:40,229
Oh, screw this place.
383
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,734
I think the whales
are to the right up here.
384
00:17:45,769 --> 00:17:47,069
Do you mean starboard?
385
00:17:47,104 --> 00:17:49,271
We're on a boat, Hayley.
Start talking boat.
386
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:50,739
Yeah!
387
00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:51,974
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
388
00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:53,008
You guys aren't allowed
down here.
389
00:17:53,043 --> 00:17:55,144
Oh...Um...Sorry.
390
00:17:55,179 --> 00:17:57,613
Uh, we were just...
391
00:17:57,648 --> 00:17:59,748
looking for the dance floor.
392
00:17:59,783 --> 00:18:02,251
I'll take you.
It's on the next deck.
393
00:18:03,888 --> 00:18:07,389
No.
I think it's right here.
394
00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:08,924
What?
That's right, lady.
395
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:11,126
I'm challenging you
to a dance-off.
396
00:18:11,162 --> 00:18:14,730
Unless you don't think
you've got the moves.
397
00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:18,634
Oh, I've got moves
all day till Sunday.
398
00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:26,808
Go free the whales.
399
00:18:31,815 --> 00:18:33,348
We talked about this, Roger.
400
00:18:33,384 --> 00:18:36,051
You're the one who
frees the whales every time.
401
00:18:36,086 --> 00:18:37,920
This was gonna be the time
you did the dance-off,
402
00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:40,289
but here we are,
in the whale room, once again.
403
00:19:02,112 --> 00:19:04,213
Aww, damn!
404
00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:05,948
Here comes the rebuttal!
405
00:19:08,719 --> 00:19:10,986
You teach people
how to treat you!
406
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,128
That was a'ight.
407
00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:21,863
But let me show you
how it's done.
408
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,266
Make some room.
Make some room!
409
00:19:27,037 --> 00:19:29,004
Whales are free.
410
00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:30,872
It's over. We did it!
411
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:34,142
All he has to do is get more
whales, and he'll be back at it.
412
00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:36,745
Trust me.
This ocean is lousy with whales.
413
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:39,748
Now, let's end this
once and for all.
414
00:19:39,783 --> 00:19:42,284
Did you kill this guy?
415
00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:45,287
That's it -- next time,
I'm doing the dance-off!
416
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,426
It won't budge!
417
00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:53,095
Let's give up.
418
00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:54,730
We need to find something
to help us pry it out.
419
00:19:54,765 --> 00:19:57,866
Maybe there's something in here.
420
00:19:57,901 --> 00:19:59,268
Tusks.
421
00:19:59,303 --> 00:20:02,004
I think we can no longer
deny the facts.
422
00:20:02,039 --> 00:20:04,406
This guy is an elephant dentist.
423
00:20:18,522 --> 00:20:21,490
For the first time in my life,
424
00:20:21,525 --> 00:20:25,193
I feel like I really did
something to help the earth.
425
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:35,470
Ugh!
426
00:20:35,506 --> 00:20:39,207
Hayley, the oil spill
dyed your hair back to normal.
427
00:20:39,243 --> 00:20:41,416
Everything worked out!
428
00:20:47,851 --> 00:20:50,819
Oh, look.
My cigarettes stayed dry.
429
00:20:53,171 --> 00:21:03,428
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