1 00:00:03,089 --> 00:00:05,040 Oh, God, oh, God, an activist. 2 00:00:05,167 --> 00:00:07,100 Quick, pretend we're on the phone. 3 00:00:07,136 --> 00:00:08,969 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh. 4 00:00:09,004 --> 00:00:10,804 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Sorry. We're pretending to be on the phone. 5 00:00:10,839 --> 00:00:11,805 Tough spot. 6 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:13,206 I was here last week 7 00:00:13,242 --> 00:00:15,008 trying to organize a cleanup for garbage island, 8 00:00:15,043 --> 00:00:16,877 and I couldn't even get a page of signatures. 9 00:00:16,912 --> 00:00:18,512 Really? 10 00:00:18,547 --> 00:00:20,046 I had to go inside and buy a second clipboard, 11 00:00:20,082 --> 00:00:21,782 I got so many signatures. 12 00:00:21,817 --> 00:00:24,017 You must really have a noble cause. 13 00:00:24,052 --> 00:00:26,653 I do. It's called Bad Animals. 14 00:00:26,688 --> 00:00:29,089 Oh, I hate it when people treat animals badly. 15 00:00:29,124 --> 00:00:31,353 No, there's some really terrible animals out there. 16 00:00:31,456 --> 00:00:34,824 Just last week, some elephant tried to attack a poacher. 17 00:00:34,859 --> 00:00:36,392 Bad elephant! 18 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:38,394 What?! You can't be serious. 19 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:40,796 She sounds serious. I'd like to hear more! 20 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,665 I don't have to hear more! 21 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:45,368 I'll sign whatever you got, beautiful. 22 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:48,504 Hey, why don't we line up on that side for the petitions, 23 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:50,239 and behind me to touch the hair. 24 00:00:52,877 --> 00:00:54,443 I can't believe this. 25 00:00:54,479 --> 00:00:56,345 Pick a line, buddy! 26 00:00:58,950 --> 00:01:01,517 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 27 00:01:01,553 --> 00:01:05,388 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 28 00:01:05,423 --> 00:01:08,524 ♪ the sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 29 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,795 ♪ and he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ 30 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:18,267 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 31 00:01:18,303 --> 00:01:20,536 ♪ Good -- ♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 32 00:01:20,572 --> 00:01:26,375 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 33 00:01:28,846 --> 00:01:30,813 I feel I've outgrown walgreens. 34 00:01:30,848 --> 00:01:33,816 Someday, I'd like to make it to the big city 35 00:01:33,851 --> 00:01:36,285 and go to a Duane Reade. 36 00:01:36,321 --> 00:01:38,955 Oh, you have not lived until you've been to Duane Reade. 37 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:41,424 Duane Reade is magical! 38 00:01:41,459 --> 00:01:44,827 Oh! They have these divine mini nail clippers! 39 00:01:44,862 --> 00:01:46,829 I need to hear this. 40 00:01:46,864 --> 00:01:48,831 There's a woman out front getting signatures 41 00:01:48,866 --> 00:01:51,400 where last week, I was totally ignored. 42 00:01:53,338 --> 00:01:55,705 Hey, look, it's DJ Iron Monkey! 43 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:56,872 Ooh, I love him! 44 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,641 Oh, my God! Look at his yacht! 45 00:01:58,676 --> 00:02:01,577 He's not only rich, he's incredibly wealthy, too. 46 00:02:01,613 --> 00:02:03,312 But he's also an environmentalist. 47 00:02:03,348 --> 00:02:04,847 His yacht is solar-powered. 48 00:02:04,882 --> 00:02:07,350 Forget the sun. What's powering those abs? 49 00:02:07,385 --> 00:02:09,752 Look at the definition on those abs! 50 00:02:09,787 --> 00:02:12,755 Yep. Abs. 51 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:15,825 Listen to what he says about his charity work. 52 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:18,961 "DJ Iron Monkey doesn't do it to get his name out there. 53 00:02:18,997 --> 00:02:20,830 "DJ Iron Monkey does it 54 00:02:20,865 --> 00:02:23,966 "because DJ Iron Monkey thinks it's amazing, 55 00:02:24,002 --> 00:02:26,535 like DJ Iron Monkey's music." 56 00:02:26,571 --> 00:02:29,338 These are his own words. 57 00:02:29,374 --> 00:02:31,007 You know, I've never used these ribbed ones, 58 00:02:31,042 --> 00:02:33,809 but I assume they work like gangbusters. 59 00:02:37,135 --> 00:02:40,770 Ah, home is where the... fliers are?! 60 00:02:44,776 --> 00:02:47,444 Ugh! There's got to be a better way. 61 00:02:52,217 --> 00:02:54,784 Whoa! I thought you were gonna be David Blaine! 62 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:56,319 These damn fliers! 63 00:02:56,355 --> 00:02:58,054 I'm telling you, they're a fire hazard. 64 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,789 I'm sick of 'em! Makes me want to move. 65 00:02:59,825 --> 00:03:01,057 I mean who needs -- 66 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:04,060 "Hillside Acres, a gated community. 67 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:06,062 Tired of all those fliers on your door?" 68 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:07,931 Oh, my God! I was just saying that! 69 00:03:07,966 --> 00:03:10,200 Then we wouldn't have to put up with this trash anymore. 70 00:03:10,235 --> 00:03:13,670 10% off my next treat at TCBY?! 71 00:03:13,705 --> 00:03:16,873 Wait a minute. Are these all amazing? 72 00:03:21,046 --> 00:03:22,746 "Missing child." 73 00:03:22,781 --> 00:03:24,748 I don't see how that's a deal. 74 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,852 What am I doing wrong? 75 00:03:28,887 --> 00:03:31,221 That blonde outside of walgreens was getting signatures. 76 00:03:31,256 --> 00:03:32,789 Come on, Hayley. 77 00:03:32,824 --> 00:03:34,357 Everyone knows blondes get more attention. 78 00:03:34,393 --> 00:03:36,092 Scientists have proven it. 79 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,794 But their research was ignored 80 00:03:37,829 --> 00:03:40,096 because they were boring, brown-haired scientists. 81 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:44,367 From the gentlemen at the bar. 82 00:03:44,403 --> 00:03:47,303 Looks like brunettes get attention, too. 83 00:03:48,874 --> 00:03:51,975 That's not yours! That is not for you! 84 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:55,011 Come on! Be serious! It's for the blonde! 85 00:03:56,815 --> 00:03:58,148 Thanks! 86 00:03:58,183 --> 00:04:00,450 Uh, she'll be fine. Don't worry about her. 87 00:04:00,485 --> 00:04:02,218 We're not! 88 00:04:04,456 --> 00:04:07,157 Rosalie's Pizza? I have a very important question. 89 00:04:07,192 --> 00:04:09,159 Do you deliver to Hillside Acres? 90 00:04:09,194 --> 00:04:10,493 Yes! Good, good. 91 00:04:10,529 --> 00:04:12,962 My next question, which is so important 92 00:04:12,998 --> 00:04:14,831 that it should have been my first and only question -- 93 00:04:14,866 --> 00:04:17,233 do you accept half-burnt coupons? 94 00:04:17,269 --> 00:04:19,235 He's checking. He's checking! 95 00:04:19,271 --> 00:04:21,404 Whoo-hoo! Maybe! 96 00:04:23,041 --> 00:04:24,741 Dad, these houses aren't done yet. 97 00:04:24,776 --> 00:04:26,142 Besides, the gate's locked. 98 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:28,011 That is a beautiful gate! 99 00:04:28,046 --> 00:04:30,413 And imagine how many fliers this thing can hold! 100 00:04:30,449 --> 00:04:33,149 Wait, I thought we're moving to get away from the fliers? 101 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:34,751 Oh, lord, no. Keep up, Steve. 102 00:04:34,786 --> 00:04:36,853 We're moving here to keep the riffraff out. 103 00:04:36,888 --> 00:04:39,122 The fact that we'll be tripling our flier intake 104 00:04:39,157 --> 00:04:42,992 is just a huge, huge, huge, huge... 105 00:04:43,028 --> 00:04:44,494 What were we talking about? 106 00:04:44,529 --> 00:04:46,496 About why on earth we would leave our perfectly good house 107 00:04:46,531 --> 00:04:48,965 where our family has so many memories to come here. 108 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,366 It's the goddamn riffraff! 109 00:04:50,402 --> 00:04:52,168 But this gate will keep them out! 110 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,937 I mean, were they to try to get in, 111 00:04:53,972 --> 00:04:56,172 they would have to kneel down, raise their partner's foot, 112 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,941 and hoist them over... 113 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:00,777 Aah! Oof! 114 00:05:00,812 --> 00:05:03,079 And who's to say how his accomplice would get in? 115 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,551 Oh, look! 116 00:05:08,587 --> 00:05:10,920 A private mini zoo just for the residents. 117 00:05:10,956 --> 00:05:12,455 Dad, those are guard dogs. 118 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:14,190 Well, they should all be fired, 119 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:16,893 'cause we got in here pretty easily, especially me. 120 00:05:16,928 --> 00:05:20,363 Steve, there's our dream house. 121 00:05:20,398 --> 00:05:22,132 Where? 122 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:24,100 You see the one that's bathed in that ray of sunlight? 123 00:05:26,271 --> 00:05:29,305 It's the one right next to it. 124 00:05:29,341 --> 00:05:32,475 Yeah, that's the one. 125 00:05:37,849 --> 00:05:39,482 ♪ I'm gonna go hear some jazz at Pips ♪ 126 00:05:39,518 --> 00:05:41,818 ♪ and see some gorgeous half-black girls ♪ 127 00:05:41,853 --> 00:05:43,353 You want to go, Francine? 128 00:05:43,388 --> 00:05:45,355 Roger, did we bring all the bags in? 129 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:46,956 I can't find my hair dye. 130 00:05:46,992 --> 00:05:48,558 Francine?! 131 00:05:48,593 --> 00:05:51,127 But if you're there, then I must have been talking to... 132 00:05:51,163 --> 00:05:53,963 ...Dolly Parton?! 133 00:05:53,999 --> 00:05:55,365 Oh, my God! 134 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,534 Dolly, it's such an honor to have you in our house! 135 00:05:57,569 --> 00:05:59,135 I've seen "Smoky Mountain Christmas" 136 00:05:59,171 --> 00:06:00,136 like 400 times! 137 00:06:00,172 --> 00:06:01,237 Turn, Dolly! 138 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:02,539 Spin and point your face at me 139 00:06:02,574 --> 00:06:04,274 as soon as you feel comfortable! 140 00:06:06,411 --> 00:06:09,479 "Nine to five," alive! It's Hayley! 141 00:06:12,383 --> 00:06:14,216 This I can work with. 142 00:06:14,251 --> 00:06:16,485 I hope you're up for some fun, blondie. 143 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,621 Thanks, but I didn't dye my hair to have fun, okay? 144 00:06:19,657 --> 00:06:21,223 I did it so that people would pay more attention 145 00:06:21,258 --> 00:06:22,424 to what I have to say. 146 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:24,159 Oh, yeah, of course. That's what I meant. 147 00:06:24,195 --> 00:06:26,428 And I know where you can make the most difference -- 148 00:06:26,464 --> 00:06:28,397 celebrity charity events. 149 00:06:28,432 --> 00:06:30,099 Roger, come on. 150 00:06:30,134 --> 00:06:31,500 I always thought those events were just publicity stunts. 151 00:06:31,535 --> 00:06:33,135 Oh, no way. 152 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:35,004 The bigger the dollars, the bigger the change. 153 00:06:35,039 --> 00:06:38,974 That's why tonight, we're going to a benefit at Dush. 154 00:06:39,010 --> 00:06:40,976 I don't know. 155 00:06:41,012 --> 00:06:42,978 I even have the perfect guide. 156 00:06:43,014 --> 00:06:44,646 Jojo Quinoa! 157 00:06:44,682 --> 00:06:48,517 And just like the Superfood, I'm for sale at Trader Joe's. 158 00:06:48,552 --> 00:06:50,986 Behind Trader Joe's. 159 00:06:51,022 --> 00:06:52,354 For free. 160 00:06:55,026 --> 00:06:58,160 We can put a pool table over here. 161 00:06:58,195 --> 00:07:01,430 Oh, and this is a perfect spot for a breakfast nook. 162 00:07:01,465 --> 00:07:04,566 Steve, come pretend we're having cereal! 163 00:07:04,602 --> 00:07:06,301 Is something wrong, son? 164 00:07:06,337 --> 00:07:08,203 No, dad, nothing's wrong. 165 00:07:10,374 --> 00:07:13,609 It's clear you're not feeling the house, Steve. 166 00:07:13,644 --> 00:07:15,477 Well, what do you want me to do, huh? 167 00:07:15,513 --> 00:07:17,246 Pretend I like it 168 00:07:17,281 --> 00:07:19,281 when I really don't want to move in the first place?! 169 00:07:19,316 --> 00:07:21,683 Pssh! 170 00:07:21,719 --> 00:07:23,419 Damn it, son! Don't you get it?! 171 00:07:23,454 --> 00:07:27,089 Change is good! Come on! Follow me! 172 00:07:27,124 --> 00:07:30,492 Son, this is your room. 173 00:07:30,528 --> 00:07:32,227 Go on -- take a look out that door there. 174 00:07:32,263 --> 00:07:33,562 Tell me what you see. 175 00:07:33,597 --> 00:07:36,532 It's a sun deck. 176 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:38,100 A-and there's a jacuzzi! 177 00:07:38,135 --> 00:07:40,636 Just imagine all the killer parties 178 00:07:40,671 --> 00:07:42,237 you're gonna have up here. 179 00:07:42,273 --> 00:07:43,772 This is the house, Steve. 180 00:07:43,808 --> 00:07:46,775 This is where your life finally comes together. 181 00:07:46,811 --> 00:07:48,777 My life's okay. It sucks. 182 00:07:48,813 --> 00:07:50,512 But think about what it could be. 183 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:02,691 I like video games. 184 00:08:05,129 --> 00:08:07,496 I like Scaredy Boys. 185 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:14,503 Uh...you and I clearly have stuff we need to work out. 186 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:23,112 I'm beginning to get the picture, papa. 187 00:08:28,652 --> 00:08:30,752 This party is amazing. 188 00:08:30,788 --> 00:08:33,222 There must be so much money being raised. 189 00:08:33,257 --> 00:08:36,625 Cocaine is so much more fun when it's for a good cause. 190 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,360 Hey, speaking of causes, 191 00:08:38,395 --> 00:08:40,229 have you ever heard of garbage island? 192 00:08:40,264 --> 00:08:42,364 I can't wait to hear all about it. 193 00:08:42,399 --> 00:08:43,699 Let me go grab us a couple of drinks 194 00:08:43,734 --> 00:08:45,167 so we don't get dry mouth 195 00:08:45,202 --> 00:08:48,170 when we talk about garbage for hours. 196 00:08:48,205 --> 00:08:50,706 I think they're serving owl here. 197 00:08:50,741 --> 00:08:52,708 Or maybe that was a display. 198 00:08:52,743 --> 00:08:54,309 Either way, I ate an owl. 199 00:08:54,345 --> 00:08:56,345 Sounds like we're both knockin' it out of the park! 200 00:08:56,347 --> 00:08:57,846 Man, this blonde hair is working. 201 00:08:57,882 --> 00:09:00,315 Everybody's listening to me about garbage island. 202 00:09:00,351 --> 00:09:01,850 I told you! 203 00:09:01,886 --> 00:09:04,319 Hayley, I just found out 204 00:09:04,355 --> 00:09:07,723 about a charity gala poppin' off in Vegas! 205 00:09:07,758 --> 00:09:09,258 I guess it's for 206 00:09:09,293 --> 00:09:11,426 one of the hottest new causes out there. 207 00:09:11,462 --> 00:09:12,828 How are we gonna get to Vegas? 208 00:09:12,863 --> 00:09:15,664 Easy! We'll take my private jet! 209 00:09:15,699 --> 00:09:17,199 Private jet? 210 00:09:17,234 --> 00:09:19,334 I-isn't that the most wasteful way to travel? 211 00:09:19,370 --> 00:09:21,537 Got to burn money to raise money! 212 00:09:21,572 --> 00:09:23,839 Hayley, the earth is dying. 213 00:09:23,874 --> 00:09:25,674 We don't have time to ride a bus. 214 00:09:25,709 --> 00:09:26,775 Well... 215 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:28,410 I guess it's for a good cause. 216 00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:29,444 Let's do it. 217 00:09:30,748 --> 00:09:32,314 You want to know what's crazy? 218 00:09:32,349 --> 00:09:35,284 This is not the owl I ate earlier. 219 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,554 See, Steve, when you live on a hill, 220 00:09:38,589 --> 00:09:40,289 you can look down on everyone. 221 00:09:40,324 --> 00:09:42,157 It's not the only reason to live on a hill, 222 00:09:42,193 --> 00:09:43,425 but it's the main one. 223 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:45,494 Yeah, I'm starting to warm up to the idea 224 00:09:45,529 --> 00:09:47,229 of living in a gated community. 225 00:09:47,264 --> 00:09:49,231 Mind if I turn on the jets? 226 00:09:49,266 --> 00:09:51,600 Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub, bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub, bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub. 227 00:09:53,337 --> 00:09:57,306 Looks like the security patrol is doing the rounds. 228 00:09:57,341 --> 00:09:59,641 Terrible for us now, but great for when we live here. 229 00:10:01,378 --> 00:10:03,345 All right, boys. You're on your own tonight. 230 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:05,881 I'm taking an HTML class at the learning annex. 231 00:10:05,916 --> 00:10:09,618 They say the future of groundskeeping is all online. 232 00:10:18,495 --> 00:10:19,561 Dad? 233 00:10:19,597 --> 00:10:22,331 Did you close the front door? 234 00:10:22,366 --> 00:10:23,632 Ohh! 235 00:10:27,638 --> 00:10:29,738 I don't think I'm gonna follow Billy Ocean 236 00:10:29,773 --> 00:10:30,839 on Instagram anymore. 237 00:10:30,874 --> 00:10:32,641 He never leaves the bathroom. 238 00:10:32,676 --> 00:10:36,778 Oh, Hayley and Roger are tearing it up in Vegas. 239 00:10:36,814 --> 00:10:38,247 What?! 240 00:10:38,282 --> 00:10:40,382 Hayley, where are you? 241 00:10:40,417 --> 00:10:42,918 I'm at a charity event in Vegas. 242 00:10:42,953 --> 00:10:44,519 It's my fifth one tonight! 243 00:10:44,555 --> 00:10:46,655 We're on a charity crawl! Whoo! 244 00:10:46,690 --> 00:10:48,523 Honey, I'm worried you're losing sight of -- 245 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:49,958 I got to go. 246 00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:51,727 Someone's about to donate all over my stomach. 247 00:10:55,933 --> 00:10:58,767 Whoa. You're, like, super-hot at charity. 248 00:10:58,802 --> 00:11:00,469 Thank you. 249 00:11:00,504 --> 00:11:02,771 You need to come with me to DJ Iron Monkey's yacht 250 00:11:02,806 --> 00:11:05,240 for the biggest charity event of the decade. 251 00:11:05,276 --> 00:11:07,909 So, we're not counting the Jerry Lewis Telethon in 2008 252 00:11:07,945 --> 00:11:10,512 when Richard Chamberlain just showed up to sing three songs 253 00:11:10,547 --> 00:11:12,514 and half the audience had heart attacks? 254 00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,383 Actually, Richard Chamberlain will be there. 255 00:11:24,328 --> 00:11:27,696 As you'll see, this whole yacht runs on solar power. 256 00:11:27,731 --> 00:11:30,332 Dude, that shit's tight. I know. 257 00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:33,468 Also, if you're wondering why all the ladies are topless, 258 00:11:33,504 --> 00:11:36,571 we banned all clothes made in Chinese sweatshops. 259 00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:40,442 Well, if them's the rules. 260 00:11:40,477 --> 00:11:43,812 These were made in Canada, but don't tell anybody. 261 00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:46,815 So, did you find any chicks for the party? 262 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:48,950 Yeah, some blonde from Virginia. 263 00:11:48,986 --> 00:11:50,686 She's buying into all that charity crap. 264 00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:51,953 So if you want to get with her, 265 00:11:51,989 --> 00:11:53,822 just ask her about her causes. 266 00:11:53,857 --> 00:11:56,558 Cool. Thanks again for doing this, man. 267 00:11:56,593 --> 00:11:58,560 This probably isn't what you went to college for, 268 00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:00,429 so I really appreciate it. 269 00:12:00,464 --> 00:12:01,930 No, no. It's cool. It's cool. 270 00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:04,299 I majored in art history, but part of going to college 271 00:12:04,335 --> 00:12:06,601 is figuring out what you don't want to do. 272 00:12:11,354 --> 00:12:12,754 Charity. 273 00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:16,304 This feels amazing! 274 00:12:16,574 --> 00:12:18,407 We should raise money for ecstasy! 275 00:12:18,442 --> 00:12:20,409 We're saving the world, girl! 276 00:12:20,444 --> 00:12:22,278 I just wish we had gum! 277 00:12:22,313 --> 00:12:25,281 Do you have any gum? Gum? I'd love some gum! 278 00:12:25,316 --> 00:12:27,449 Let's talk about this forever! 279 00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:38,727 I can't believe I'm in Iron Monkey's head. 280 00:12:38,763 --> 00:12:40,996 Iron Monkey can't believe you are, either. 281 00:12:41,032 --> 00:12:44,733 Iron Monkey can't believe a lot of things. 282 00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:47,603 It's so great that you're doing this for charity. 283 00:12:47,638 --> 00:12:49,872 Uh, but what's the cause we're raising money for again? 284 00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:51,640 The environment. 285 00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:54,643 No one even realizes how important the environment is. 286 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:56,645 I mean, where would we be without it? 287 00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:59,048 Space? No, thanks. 288 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:01,517 I'm too scared of black holes to live there. 289 00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:05,054 Oh, me too. Me too, Iron Monkey. 290 00:13:05,089 --> 00:13:07,089 How about I show you around the ship, 291 00:13:07,124 --> 00:13:09,525 so you can see all the ways this mega yacht 292 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,094 protects this... environment? 293 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:20,970 Charity. 294 00:13:23,407 --> 00:13:25,374 Dad, these dogs are relentless! 295 00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:26,876 When are they gonna give up?! 296 00:13:26,911 --> 00:13:29,345 Hang in there, son. Those losers aren't getting in. 297 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:31,347 Yeah, I called you losers! 298 00:13:32,617 --> 00:13:34,917 Do...do you think they went away? 299 00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,652 Yeah. I called them losers. 300 00:13:36,687 --> 00:13:37,920 You don't come back from that. 301 00:13:39,423 --> 00:13:40,956 They're on the roof! 302 00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:43,792 Steve, you didn't by any chance secure the fireplace, did -- 303 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:51,500 I don't think this bit gets any funnier, Steve! Run! 304 00:13:54,538 --> 00:13:56,505 Aah! 305 00:13:58,809 --> 00:14:00,042 To the sun deck! 306 00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:11,921 Oh, my God! Dad, are you okay?! 307 00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:14,924 I'm sorry, Steve. You've been in my study. 308 00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,926 Have you seen a medical-school degree on the wall? 309 00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:18,394 I don't know! 310 00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:19,795 Sorry for being condescending. 311 00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:21,697 Maybe it's the first sign of rabies. 312 00:14:21,732 --> 00:14:24,800 But then again, I'm not a doctor, so I don't know! 313 00:14:24,835 --> 00:14:26,802 Sorry. That's the rabies talking. 314 00:14:26,837 --> 00:14:27,937 Maybe. 315 00:14:32,777 --> 00:14:34,009 Do you like the table? 316 00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:37,146 It's one solid, 800-pound piece of cork. 317 00:14:37,181 --> 00:14:38,881 The ship builder really didn't want me 318 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,616 to put this in the hull. 319 00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:42,618 But that just made me want it more. 320 00:14:42,653 --> 00:14:44,153 Aren't cork trees endangered? 321 00:14:44,188 --> 00:14:46,822 That's why it's so important to cut them down now. 322 00:14:46,857 --> 00:14:48,090 Does that make sense? 323 00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:50,092 Shh. Drink your wine. 324 00:14:51,462 --> 00:14:52,695 Yello? 325 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:54,630 Yo, Monkey, I got another girl lined up. 326 00:14:54,665 --> 00:14:56,098 She's into threesomes, 327 00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:58,901 but I may get her to agree to a twosome. 328 00:14:58,936 --> 00:15:00,936 I got to take this. 329 00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:10,879 Oh, my God! Whales! 330 00:15:10,915 --> 00:15:13,615 Oh, my God...slave whales! 331 00:15:17,955 --> 00:15:21,790 This yacht's not solar-powered. It's -- it's whale-powered! 332 00:15:21,826 --> 00:15:24,793 Iron Monkey's a phony! What a fake! 333 00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:27,062 He's not changing anything. He's just partying. 334 00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:28,998 That's all anyone's doing here. 335 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,167 Including you. 336 00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:35,504 You dyed your hair so people would listen to you. 337 00:15:35,539 --> 00:15:37,506 But then you just got super-drunk, 338 00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,908 and you totally forgot to talk about your stuff. 339 00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:42,511 I came here to make a difference, 340 00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:44,179 and I am going to make one. 341 00:15:44,215 --> 00:15:47,549 Starting by freeing those whales. 342 00:15:49,787 --> 00:15:52,755 He threw these out without cutting them?! 343 00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:55,524 Is there no level to which he won't stoop?! 344 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,928 Wait. What? Mom?! 345 00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:01,930 Well, this ain't your daddy. 346 00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:04,933 What are you doing here? And why are you dressed like me? 347 00:16:04,969 --> 00:16:07,202 I came because I knew you'd lost your way. 348 00:16:07,238 --> 00:16:09,905 I'm here to remind you of who you are! 349 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:11,173 That's really sweet, mom. 350 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:14,176 But I already figured it out for myself. 351 00:16:14,211 --> 00:16:15,244 Two minutes ago. 352 00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:16,712 Really? 353 00:16:16,747 --> 00:16:20,049 I made my hair ugly, took an 11-hour flight, 354 00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:24,653 then paid a Mallorcan fisherman a thousand Mallorcan money units 355 00:16:24,688 --> 00:16:27,156 to row me out here all for nothing?! 356 00:16:27,191 --> 00:16:28,757 No, it wasn't. 357 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:31,126 I need your help to do something truly good. 358 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,931 They're gonna get through! 359 00:16:35,966 --> 00:16:38,934 Just one nail left. 360 00:16:38,969 --> 00:16:40,536 Better make it count. 361 00:16:40,571 --> 00:16:42,104 Goodbye, son. 362 00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:46,008 Dad, wait! Shoot that propane tank! 363 00:16:46,043 --> 00:16:48,243 Maybe the explosion will scare off the dogs! 364 00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:50,179 Good thinking! 365 00:16:54,919 --> 00:16:56,752 You did it! 366 00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:58,120 Uh-oh, Steve. 367 00:16:58,155 --> 00:17:00,022 It must be connected to the main gas line. 368 00:17:00,057 --> 00:17:01,690 This whole place is gonna blow! 369 00:17:01,725 --> 00:17:03,692 What are you doing? 370 00:17:03,727 --> 00:17:05,694 Get on. Now hold on tight. 371 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:08,797 It worked! 372 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,767 Dad, even though we're not moving into that cool house, 373 00:17:11,802 --> 00:17:13,769 I'll still get to have parties with girls, right? 374 00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:14,903 Afraid not, Steve. 375 00:17:14,939 --> 00:17:16,872 And we should really talk about 376 00:17:16,907 --> 00:17:19,108 what snot was doing in your fantasy. 377 00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:20,576 Oh, no! 378 00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:22,211 They're gaining on us! 379 00:17:23,914 --> 00:17:25,314 Hang on tight! 380 00:17:31,922 --> 00:17:35,290 Wait. The mailboxes are down here by the guard gate? 381 00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:38,026 You have to come all the way down here to get your mail? 382 00:17:38,062 --> 00:17:40,229 Oh, screw this place. 383 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,734 I think the whales are to the right up here. 384 00:17:45,769 --> 00:17:47,069 Do you mean starboard? 385 00:17:47,104 --> 00:17:49,271 We're on a boat, Hayley. Start talking boat. 386 00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:50,739 Yeah! 387 00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:51,974 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 388 00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:53,008 You guys aren't allowed down here. 389 00:17:53,043 --> 00:17:55,144 Oh...Um...Sorry. 390 00:17:55,179 --> 00:17:57,613 Uh, we were just... 391 00:17:57,648 --> 00:17:59,748 looking for the dance floor. 392 00:17:59,783 --> 00:18:02,251 I'll take you. It's on the next deck. 393 00:18:03,888 --> 00:18:07,389 No. I think it's right here. 394 00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:08,924 What? That's right, lady. 395 00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:11,126 I'm challenging you to a dance-off. 396 00:18:11,162 --> 00:18:14,730 Unless you don't think you've got the moves. 397 00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:18,634 Oh, I've got moves all day till Sunday. 398 00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:26,808 Go free the whales. 399 00:18:31,815 --> 00:18:33,348 We talked about this, Roger. 400 00:18:33,384 --> 00:18:36,051 You're the one who frees the whales every time. 401 00:18:36,086 --> 00:18:37,920 This was gonna be the time you did the dance-off, 402 00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:40,289 but here we are, in the whale room, once again. 403 00:19:02,112 --> 00:19:04,213 Aww, damn! 404 00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:05,948 Here comes the rebuttal! 405 00:19:08,719 --> 00:19:10,986 You teach people how to treat you! 406 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,128 That was a'ight. 407 00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:21,863 But let me show you how it's done. 408 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,266 Make some room. Make some room! 409 00:19:27,037 --> 00:19:29,004 Whales are free. 410 00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:30,872 It's over. We did it! 411 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:34,142 All he has to do is get more whales, and he'll be back at it. 412 00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:36,745 Trust me. This ocean is lousy with whales. 413 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:39,748 Now, let's end this once and for all. 414 00:19:39,783 --> 00:19:42,284 Did you kill this guy? 415 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:45,287 That's it -- next time, I'm doing the dance-off! 416 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,426 It won't budge! 417 00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:53,095 Let's give up. 418 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:54,730 We need to find something to help us pry it out. 419 00:19:54,765 --> 00:19:57,866 Maybe there's something in here. 420 00:19:57,901 --> 00:19:59,268 Tusks. 421 00:19:59,303 --> 00:20:02,004 I think we can no longer deny the facts. 422 00:20:02,039 --> 00:20:04,406 This guy is an elephant dentist. 423 00:20:18,522 --> 00:20:21,490 For the first time in my life, 424 00:20:21,525 --> 00:20:25,193 I feel like I really did something to help the earth. 425 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:35,470 Ugh! 426 00:20:35,506 --> 00:20:39,207 Hayley, the oil spill dyed your hair back to normal. 427 00:20:39,243 --> 00:20:41,416 Everything worked out! 428 00:20:47,851 --> 00:20:50,819 Oh, look. 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