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(enjoy)
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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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Sync & corrections by pooya
www.namavateam.com
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TEENAGE BOY:
Drink it up, virgins! (laughs)
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(coughs)
(pants) How you doing over there, bud?
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I was thinking, um,
if the school switched
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to waterless urinals, they
could save over 35 gallons
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every time these
guys swirlied us.
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Yup, those numbers check out.
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Wait, Vince, hold up, hold up.
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Let's see how virginy
these guys really are.
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Have you even touched a boob?
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Yeah! I was breast-fed.
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Nice! What about you?
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I was a formula baby.
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My mom's an alcoholic.
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Wrong answer!
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(coughs)
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Next question.
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Have either of you ever
gazed into the eyes
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of your lover as the
world falls away,
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and you realize you're
no longer two people
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but one soul united?
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Um...
Um...
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Gay!
Gay!
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(coughing)
(coughing)
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Man, we're pathetic!
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We got to find
a way to have sex.
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And not just for them,
for us, too!
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It's not like we haven't tried.
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Great. No paper towels.
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This day is a beast.
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That's it! Prom!
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Prom is when girls are
socially conditioned
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to put out the most.
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Yes, assuming you can
get them to go with you.
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How are we gonna get dates?
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I don't know. Who-who are guys
that get lots of girls?
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Celebrities?
You're right.
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We need new head shots.
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Dude, our head shots
almost got us
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the OshKosh B'gosh campaign.
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I'm keeping 'em.
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So, in summary,
we're hoping you can tell us
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how we can land
two willing ladies
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to go to the prom with us.
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Now, they don't
have to be smart,
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their breasts don't need
to be prizewinners,
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but we should know
they're there,
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and their asses should...
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Stop!
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You guys are pigs.
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You can't objectify
women like this.
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These girls
you're talking about,
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they're someone's sister,
someone's daughter.
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I-If, if you'll just let
me finish my sentence.
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Asses. We'd prefer slightly
too large or boyish.
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But this is low-priority.
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Look, I'd love
to stay and tell you
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how disgusting you are,
but I got to go dump out
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to make room for this
hot and cheesy hoagie.
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(squawking)
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W-Was that
a dodo?
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I thought they were extinct.
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Nope. Thanks to the
cloning machine at work,
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the only thing that's
extinct-- dot, dot, dot--
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is extinction.
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Come here, you.
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It's my week
to take care of Darren.
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(kissing)
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I wuv you, Dawwen!
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Is my little dodo hungry?
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(happy grunting)
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Ah, the dodo--
Raphus cucullatus.
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These magnificent creatures
would still be around today
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if not
for the bloodthirsty Dutch
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hunting them
to extinction in 1662.
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(squawks)
The very same year the world lost
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French poet François
le Métel de Boisrobert.
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Nobody cares about
your stuff, Francine.
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(squawks)
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Can't let this guy get out.
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If the world discovered
the CIA was cloning things,
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they'd shut us down
for playing God.
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You know who else played God?
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George Burns.
And he's dead!
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So, we might not know girls,
but we do know math,
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and if we ask
every girl in school,
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odds are two of 'em are bound
to go to prom with us.
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Sorry, not interested.
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I don't think so.
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In your dreams, nerd!
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What...
about...
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no...
don't...
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you...
understand?
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Hey, fellas.
Hi, guys.
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Steven.
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(speaks Hebrew)
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So, since none of us
have dates for the prom,
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Snot and I were thinking the
four of us could all hang out.
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No girls, no distractions,
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just another
hard-core BF weekend!
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Sounds great, but Toshi
and I already have dates.
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What?!
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We're taking twins!
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♪
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ANNOUNCER:
Twins!
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We don't have any twins
at this school.
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Sure, we do.
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♪
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ANNOUNCER:
Twins!
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I can't believe this!
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We're gonna be the last
virgins on the planet.
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Well, what are we
supposed to do?
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Every girl turned us down.
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Even the quadriplegic
girl blinked "no."
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(squawks)
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Stupid clone dodo.
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Wait a second.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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I don't know.
Isn't Darren a boy bird?
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I mean, I guess he
can't tell on us.
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What? No.
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W... We use the cloning
machine at my dad's work
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to make prom dates.
Really?
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Yeah, man. We find two
of the hottest girls around,
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we get their DNA, we clone 'em,
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and we bone 'em!
Totally on board.
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But where do we get
DNA for our T-n-A?
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GIRL: Oh, my God,
I wish I had your boobs.
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GIRL 2: Oh, my God, I wish
I had your eating disorder.
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Field day!
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The perfect DNA sample!
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All we need is
another one and...
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What are you two
doing in here?!
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I know it looks bad--
two teenage boys
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in a girls' dressing room--
but I can assure you
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we are only here
to collect pubic hair.
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Darn! We only got
one DNA sample!
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And stay out, perverts!
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(hawks, spits)
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(slo-mo, oscillating
sci-fi sound effect)
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(distorted, slo-mo):
D... N... A!
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(screams)
(thud)
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(people gasp)
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(insects chirping)
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Okay, we got six hours
to find the cloning machine.
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I brought trail mix and water in
case it takes us all night to...
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Found it!
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Good thing I brought
this trash can
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in case we found it right away.
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(whir, click)
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(whir, click)
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Wait!
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(high-pitched whirring)
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What are you gonna name yours?
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I want mine to have
a sexy stripper name,
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like Honey.
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I'm gonna name mine after
my great-grandmother,
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Glitter.
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Naming your sex clone
after your great-grandmother.
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That's a nice way to honor her.
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(whirring)
Here we go.
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Bring on the babes!
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(hissing)
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(cooing)
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(gasps)
(screams)
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Un-clone! Un-clone!
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Control-Z!
Control-Z!
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(exhales)
They're finally asleep.
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Man...
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this backfired.
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I know. In every cloning movie,
they come out fully grown.
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This isn't a movie, Steve!
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This is real life!
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We waltzed into the
CIA to clone dates
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from pubic hair and spit,
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and now we're totally
screwed for prom!
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Forget prom! What, what are we
gonna do about these babies?
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We got to get to school!
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"Rainbow Unicorn
Gardens Day Care."
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Where is it?
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(music box playing lullaby)
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Oh, you must be
the new applicants.
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Hi. I'm Skyler Montessori,
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founder of Rainbow
Unicorn Gardens.
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We are an elite,
exclusive day care,
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but we strive for diversity.
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This one's dirt-poor.
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It's fun.
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So, can we just drop them off
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and pick them up after school?
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
not so fast.
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We don't take just any children.
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There's a rigorous
application process.
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We don't have time for this.
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We'll find someplace else.
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Wait.
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Your baby doesn't
have a belly button.
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That's, um...
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because they're clones.
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Clones?
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Well, hmm...
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Hmm, hmm, hmm.
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Stacey over at the Sunshine
Shack doesn't have any clones.
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I'll take 'em!
Thank God!
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(sputtering nearby)
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No! Damien, we
do not eat glue!
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The glue is not for eating!
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(inhales)
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(giggling)
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You guys...
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you guys are like...
little people.
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(bell rings)
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I never thought I'd say this,
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but crap, school's over.
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I know. Is there
anything we can do
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to avoid going home
to those babies?
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Maybe. Watch this.
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Hey, Miss Lane,
Snot and I were just giggling
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and talking about
how your ass is disgusting.
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Is that the kind of thing
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that would land two boys
in detention?
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Steve, Snot, detention...
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is for boys who
don't tell the truth.
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(both sigh)
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Oh, there you are!
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And only two hours late!
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Oh, it's okay, though.
I can always get the next bus.
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It's fine. Yeah, it's fine
that I spend my days
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taking care
of other people's kids
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while my own kids are raised
by my bitch mother.
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That's a super sad fake story,
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but we're not
the only late ones.
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What about
those girls' parents?
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Actually, those are your girls.
What?!
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Yep, they did
a lot of growing today.
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When they got here
they couldn't even sit up,
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and now I taught them
to-- girls, do it!
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They can do...
whatever that's called.
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How is this possible?
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They must be... five
years old by now.
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Do you realize what this means?
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At the accelerated rate
they're growing,
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they're gonna be the right age
for prom by Saturday!
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Cool! We can just
leave 'em here!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, sirs,
this is a day care.
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Your girls are getting too old.
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Fortunately, my sister
happens to run
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a girls' finishing school
in this very attic.
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My sister
mentioned you'd be by.
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Madeline Carpal-Tunnel,
pleased to meet you.
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Backs straight, girls!
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And remember, those books
are for posture only.
260
00:11:05,394 --> 00:11:08,630
A literate girl
is a lonely girl.
261
00:11:08,664 --> 00:11:10,098
This is awesome!
262
00:11:10,132 --> 00:11:12,968
In just two more days they'll be
the perfect age for prom.
263
00:11:13,002 --> 00:11:15,604
And after prom.
264
00:11:15,638 --> 00:11:18,273
How old do you have to be
to go to the Waffle House?
265
00:11:18,307 --> 00:11:21,109
Oh, that's not what you meant.
266
00:11:21,143 --> 00:11:23,211
♪
267
00:11:39,295 --> 00:11:42,297
♪
268
00:11:45,968 --> 00:11:48,303
♪
269
00:11:58,147 --> 00:12:00,315
(laughing)
Okay, girls,
270
00:12:00,349 --> 00:12:01,850
time for bed.
271
00:12:03,786 --> 00:12:07,422
I'm so excited
for prom tomorrow!
272
00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:09,224
Good night, ladies.
273
00:12:09,258 --> 00:12:12,227
Wait! We made you
something to wear to prom.
274
00:12:12,261 --> 00:12:13,828
Aw.
Aw.
275
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,997
Thanks, doodlebug.
276
00:12:16,032 --> 00:12:17,866
Mwah.
277
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:23,038
(quietly):
A macaroni necklace.
278
00:12:23,072 --> 00:12:25,040
Do I look like a necklace guy?
279
00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:27,208
The point is,
she made you something.
280
00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:30,679
Yeah, no, I know.
She's just...
281
00:12:30,713 --> 00:12:33,882
kind of a disappointment.
282
00:12:36,419 --> 00:12:38,153
Ah, prom night.
283
00:12:38,187 --> 00:12:41,156
It's been a long road, but
the girls are finally of age.
284
00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:43,158
Time to punch
our V-cards.
285
00:12:43,192 --> 00:12:45,660
I'd love to tell you
I feel unprepared,
286
00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:48,830
but the space between my couch
cushions would beg to differ.
287
00:12:48,864 --> 00:12:50,231
ROGER:
Okay, they're ready!
288
00:12:50,266 --> 00:12:52,500
Dude!
Dude!
289
00:12:52,535 --> 00:12:55,003
♪
290
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,315
♪
291
00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:15,924
Didn't think you had it in you,
but, seriously, sick trim, bro.
292
00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:17,859
(squawks)
293
00:13:17,893 --> 00:13:20,362
Come on, you kids, picture time!
294
00:13:21,764 --> 00:13:23,465
Guys, move in a little closer
295
00:13:23,499 --> 00:13:24,999
like you want to do 'em.
296
00:13:26,902 --> 00:13:30,238
Can... you girls
give us a second?
297
00:13:30,272 --> 00:13:33,007
I-I don't know if I can
go through with this.
298
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,476
I mean, I raised Glitter.
299
00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:35,977
She's practically my daughter.
300
00:13:36,011 --> 00:13:39,180
I know. I feel the
same way about Honey.
301
00:13:39,215 --> 00:13:41,416
We even have the same laugh.
302
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:43,685
(braying laugh)
303
00:13:43,719 --> 00:13:45,353
What do we do?
304
00:13:45,388 --> 00:13:48,523
We've literally waited
our whole lives to go to prom.
305
00:13:48,557 --> 00:13:50,725
They're really excited to go.
306
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,061
Clearly we can't sleep
with our daughters, but...
307
00:13:53,095 --> 00:13:55,196
I guess we could still
take them...
308
00:13:55,231 --> 00:13:56,264
as friends.
309
00:13:56,298 --> 00:13:57,866
Yeah, you're right.
310
00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,467
We'll just take
them as friends.
311
00:13:59,502 --> 00:14:01,903
Go grab the corsages,
will you, bud?
312
00:14:02,905 --> 00:14:04,906
(squawking)
313
00:14:13,282 --> 00:14:15,283
(gun clicking)
314
00:14:16,318 --> 00:14:18,420
Where did Snot and Glitter go?
315
00:14:18,454 --> 00:14:19,721
(car door shuts)
316
00:14:20,756 --> 00:14:22,924
Uh, are those condoms?!
317
00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:26,327
Snot, we said we weren't gonna
sleep with our daughters!
318
00:14:26,362 --> 00:14:29,464
You didn't say
I couldn't plow yours!
319
00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:31,800
But it was heavily implied!
320
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:35,170
(crying):
It was heavily implied.
321
00:14:37,579 --> 00:14:39,513
Snot just ran off
with my daughter!
322
00:14:39,548 --> 00:14:42,516
Your daughter?
I mean... my water.
323
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,987
The majority of our body
is made out of water.
324
00:14:45,559 --> 00:14:47,694
He's right. We're water.
325
00:14:47,728 --> 00:14:49,962
I'm a man made out of water.
326
00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:51,497
I'm a water man!
327
00:14:51,532 --> 00:14:53,166
Do you know what this means?
328
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,702
Don't just sit there and stare
at me, you sack of water.
329
00:14:55,736 --> 00:14:58,371
Say something!
We're water!
330
00:14:58,405 --> 00:15:00,907
♪
331
00:15:10,884 --> 00:15:12,719
Quick, have you guys seen Snot?
332
00:15:12,753 --> 00:15:15,221
He left. Said he couldn't
wait until after prom
333
00:15:15,255 --> 00:15:18,224
to lose his virginity, so he
took Glitter back to his limo.
334
00:15:18,258 --> 00:15:22,061
Oh, no! What if he's already
having sex with her?
335
00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:24,030
Hey!
336
00:15:24,064 --> 00:15:25,298
Sorry, tubby.
337
00:15:25,332 --> 00:15:27,367
You snooze, you lose.
338
00:15:30,871 --> 00:15:33,172
So... where you from?
339
00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:35,208
The C.I.A.
340
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,311
Huh, small world.
I work there.
341
00:15:38,345 --> 00:15:40,847
And, uh, how long have you and
Steve been friends?
342
00:15:40,881 --> 00:15:42,181
My whole life.
343
00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:44,217
Three days.
344
00:15:45,219 --> 00:15:46,853
Three days?
345
00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:48,654
That means you were born
on the 30th.
346
00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:51,190
You have the same birthday
as Selena Gomez.
347
00:15:51,225 --> 00:15:52,992
That lucky duck.
348
00:15:53,026 --> 00:15:54,727
She has a belly button ring.
349
00:15:54,762 --> 00:15:56,529
You should so get one of those.
350
00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:59,165
I can't. I don't
have a belly button.
351
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,301
Now I get it.
352
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,738
Excuse me, I must use my
wireless telephone right now.
353
00:16:05,773 --> 00:16:08,875
STEVE (recorded): This is the voice
mailbox of Steven Anita Smith.
354
00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:11,878
I'm Anita call you back.
(chuckles)
355
00:16:11,912 --> 00:16:14,614
(beep)
Steve, I know you cloned these girls!
356
00:16:14,648 --> 00:16:17,150
If the C.I.A. finds out,
I'll lose my job.
357
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,818
Now I got to un-clone them.
358
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,753
Un-clone
means kill.
359
00:16:20,788 --> 00:16:21,954
Whoops.
360
00:16:21,989 --> 00:16:23,890
Un-clone means kill.
(beep)
361
00:16:23,924 --> 00:16:25,992
Honey!
(gasps)
362
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:26,959
(gunshot)
363
00:16:26,994 --> 00:16:29,962
(screams)
364
00:16:30,998 --> 00:16:32,765
Stan!
Don't judge me.
365
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,534
It was just a clone.
366
00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:38,938
See, doesn't even feel pain.
367
00:16:41,175 --> 00:16:43,743
ANNOUNCER: All right, American
Dadders, earlier in the episode
368
00:16:43,777 --> 00:16:45,812
Francine made reference to poet
369
00:16:45,846 --> 00:16:47,814
François le Métel
de Boisrobert.
370
00:16:47,848 --> 00:16:50,450
What country did he hail from?
371
00:16:50,484 --> 00:16:53,453
(ticking)
372
00:16:53,487 --> 00:16:54,454
(buzzer blares)
373
00:16:54,488 --> 00:16:56,189
The answer is...
374
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,723
Spain.
375
00:16:57,758 --> 00:16:59,926
Keep up your learning, America!
376
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:04,630
Now, Steve and Snot,
take it away!
377
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,201
(gasps)
378
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,203
(Snot grunting)
379
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:13,639
What are you doing here?!
380
00:17:13,674 --> 00:17:15,374
Taking you home.
Come on.
381
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:18,244
(groans)
You are ruining prom!
382
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:20,246
(sighs)
Come on, Steve.
383
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,316
This might be our only chance
to lose our virginity.
384
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:25,251
It's what we've always wanted.
385
00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:26,786
Not like this, Snot.
386
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:28,488
Not like this.
387
00:17:28,522 --> 00:17:31,324
But this is what my whole
life's been leading up to.
388
00:17:31,358 --> 00:17:33,493
Yes, and it's all my fault.
389
00:17:33,527 --> 00:17:35,761
Glitter, you're not just
some conquest.
390
00:17:35,796 --> 00:17:38,231
You're an amazing
and beautiful young woman,
391
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,966
and that's how
you should be treated.
392
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,135
My sister was right.
You are somebody's daughter.
393
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:44,470
Mine.
394
00:17:44,505 --> 00:17:47,707
There's no one else like you
in this entire universe.
395
00:17:47,741 --> 00:17:50,943
You mean... except for
the person I was cloned from?
396
00:17:50,978 --> 00:17:52,545
That girl's nothing like you.
397
00:17:52,579 --> 00:17:55,214
Total bitch.
She spit in my face.
398
00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:59,552
And it was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
399
00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:00,820
(sniffling)
400
00:18:00,854 --> 00:18:02,288
That was beautiful, Steve.
401
00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:03,456
(gunshot)
402
00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:04,757
I know she's in there, Steve!
403
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,726
Go! I'll hold him off!
404
00:18:07,761 --> 00:18:09,962
Hey, Mr. Smith.
Hey, Snot.
405
00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:12,565
That was brave, dude.
406
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,102
That clone has to die, Steve!
407
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,703
You can't kill her!
408
00:18:17,738 --> 00:18:20,072
I raised her
from a little loogie!
409
00:18:20,107 --> 00:18:21,641
We're all water, Steve!
410
00:18:21,675 --> 00:18:23,676
♪
411
00:18:29,783 --> 00:18:30,917
(gunshot)
412
00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:43,095
(thunder rumbling)
413
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,565
I think we can jump and make it
to the cafeteria.
414
00:18:45,599 --> 00:18:47,300
You ready, Glitter?
415
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:50,002
Glitter?
(groaning)
416
00:18:50,037 --> 00:18:51,504
What's wrong?
417
00:18:51,538 --> 00:18:54,173
I've reached the age
of the girl I was cloned from
418
00:18:54,207 --> 00:18:56,108
and my body's shutting down.
419
00:18:56,143 --> 00:18:58,311
Clonal cellular deterioration?
420
00:18:58,345 --> 00:18:59,979
Maybe.
No!
421
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,647
This can't be happening.
422
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,115
You can't die yet.
423
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:05,117
You haven't experienced
all the wonderful things
424
00:19:05,152 --> 00:19:06,285
I've dreamt for you.
425
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,087
Because of you,
426
00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:10,923
I've seen things
you wouldn't believe,
427
00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:15,461
like dust motes glittering in a
sunbeam through an attic window
428
00:19:15,495 --> 00:19:18,464
or the inside of a limousine,
429
00:19:18,498 --> 00:19:20,800
which is like a really big car,
430
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,535
which I have no reference for
431
00:19:22,569 --> 00:19:25,071
because I've never been
in a regular-sized car.
432
00:19:25,105 --> 00:19:29,542
(moans)
And-and that's pretty much all I've seen, but...
433
00:19:29,576 --> 00:19:32,545
that seems like
a pretty full life.
434
00:19:32,579 --> 00:19:35,881
And I got to know the one person
who gave me all this,
435
00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:38,985
the nicest father in the world:
436
00:19:39,019 --> 00:19:40,653
you.
437
00:19:40,687 --> 00:19:42,321
Time...
438
00:19:42,356 --> 00:19:45,124
to die.
439
00:19:48,161 --> 00:19:50,029
(squawks)
440
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,203
(gunshots)
441
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,471
(screams)
442
00:19:58,505 --> 00:20:00,006
Just to be sure.
443
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,607
My daughter...
444
00:20:01,642 --> 00:20:03,009
she's gone.
445
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:05,011
No parent should have
to bury their child.
446
00:20:05,045 --> 00:20:07,346
Which is why your mother
and I have arranged for you
447
00:20:07,381 --> 00:20:09,015
to be cremated.
448
00:20:09,049 --> 00:20:10,850
What am I supposed to do now?
449
00:20:10,884 --> 00:20:12,518
You're gonna have
to be strong, Steve.
450
00:20:12,552 --> 00:20:14,654
Be a man and move on
with your life.
451
00:20:14,688 --> 00:20:16,789
(squawks)
Darren!
452
00:20:16,823 --> 00:20:18,791
(sobbing)
453
00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:22,128
It's okay. Y-You just have
to be strong, remember?
454
00:20:22,162 --> 00:20:23,996
Shut up!
Get away from me!
455
00:20:24,031 --> 00:20:25,531
Oh, God!
456
00:20:25,565 --> 00:20:27,867
Oh, God, it hurts!
457
00:20:27,901 --> 00:20:31,470
No one's ever felt this kind
of pain before!
458
00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:33,139
I know it's hard, Dad.
459
00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:36,375
But we're both gonna have
to learn to let go.
460
00:20:38,045 --> 00:20:39,345
Wait a minute.
461
00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:42,415
I think I have a solution
to both our problems.
462
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:45,351
(beeping, hissing)
463
00:20:45,385 --> 00:20:48,854
(gurgling, shrieking)
464
00:20:48,889 --> 00:20:50,890
Dear God.
465
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,694
Yeah, didn't think that one
all the way through.
466
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,422
(weeping)
467
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,071
(weeping continues)
468
00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:23,714
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469
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,346
Bye! Have a beautiful time.