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# Good morning, USA!
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# I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day #
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# The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face #
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# And he's shining a salute
to the American race #
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# Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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# Good...
# Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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Whoa!
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Bra ad on page two!
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Wasn't ready for that.
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Jeff, are you sure that's the way
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you want to eat your cereal?
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That's how the boy
on the box is eating it.
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That's not a boy, that's a mummy.
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Go get a bowl.
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Finally, here's an article...
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"A woman choked on
her own bra."
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What newspaper is this?
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Morning...
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Roger!
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Why are you walking around
without a disguise?
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You know Jeff can't
know you're an alien!
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This is the talkiest rape ever.
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Go put on some clothes right now!
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This is my house.
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I should be able to
sit around naked if I want.
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Glass of scotch in my hand,
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fan on my crotch.
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Scotch-crotch-bygotch.
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Get into the
overalls business immediately.
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Roger, if Jeff finds out you're
an alien he's gonna blab.
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The kid can't keep a secret.
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Do you have an example?
I do.
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Francine's throwing
a surprise party for you
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next Friday at 7:00 p.m.
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She got you the movie
The Usual Suspects.
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Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.
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Takes all the names
from the things in the room.
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Listen, if the CIA finds out
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we've been harboring an alien,
they'll kill us all.
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He's not gonna tell anybody.
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He will.
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And in order to protect my
family, I'll have to kill him.
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Or you. Or both of you.
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You wouldn't kill me.
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You love me too much.
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See?
You're mean!
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And you're a pain in my ass.
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Now go put on an outfit!
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Mean!
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Pichaña?
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Obrigado!
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Hey, who's she?
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No one.
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A colorful immigrant.
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Can I see you for a minute?
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You know this is not what I
meant by putting on clothes!
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Now go upstairs and put on an outfit
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that does not call attention to you.
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But there's gotta be a way
for me to be naked!
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Stan, there's always
a way around things.
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Listen to me, Roger.
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It is never gonna happen.
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You're never gonna happen!
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Don't worry, I got it.
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Uh... uh...
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Nope. Nope.
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I'm goin' over.
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Yeah, Toshi!
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Amazing!
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What's everyone so excited about?
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He's not even halfway up.
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Forget about the rope.
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Toshi's ass came in!
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Kid finally got his adult butt.
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Welcome to the club!
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Look at my butt!
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Now look at my front butt!
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Yeah, congratulations.
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Don't worry, buddy.
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You're just a late bloomer.
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Trust me, no one's even noticed.
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Hey Steve, you want to
hear a joke so funny
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you'll laugh your ass off?
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Oh!
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I see you've already heard it.
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Steve, look...
No, Snot!
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They're right.
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I'm flat!
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Oh God...
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God, why am I wearing tweed?
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I just want to be naked,
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but Stan's making me wear
this uncomfortable outfit
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because of Jeff.
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It's so moist and sweaty in here.
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Ugh, the slugs are back again.
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Hayley, can you please tell your dad
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that Jeff can handle
the fact I'm an alien?
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Ugh.
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This must be the mother.
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Actually, I agree with my dad.
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Jeff can't handle it.
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He's like a child.
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I mean, up until last year
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he had an imaginary
friend named Phillip.
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Seriously?
Yeah...
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he was actually
the best man at our wedding.
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No one can tell a 20-minute joke
like Phil can!
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I love you like a brother, man!
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I'm sorry, Roger, there's just
no way you can be naked.
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Or is there?
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Oh, no, this is the mother.
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C'mon, you stupid butt.
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Stay up there.
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Oh, Steve.
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What's that in your pants?
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It's my butt.
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Mom!
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Aw, honey.
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Is everyone else's tushie
filling out except yours?
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Yes.
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What if my ass never comes in?
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Oh, it will.
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What if it doesn't?
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Then you fake it till you make it.
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Now, you're gonna want to
change these every two weeks.
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I'm out.
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So, what do you think?
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Look at this.
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I think I could marry Ice-T!
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There's a coin behind that bush.
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Oh my God, what are you?
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I'm your new imaginary friend, Jeffery.
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Whoa.
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Yup.
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Oh man, this is great!
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I haven't had an imaginary friend
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since Phillip and I had a falling out.
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Fur is murder!
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Drive, Phillip, drive!
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What's wrong with you?
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I said drive!
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Oh man, that is a nasty scar.
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Well, don't worry,
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I'll never let you down like that.
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Cool, a new imaginary friend!
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I've got so much to tell you!
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Did you know Keyser Soze
was Kevin Spacey?
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I did.
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I've known that for about 15 years now.
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Hey, let me show you around the house.
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Good idea!
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Race you downstairs!
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Quick family meeting.
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Roger! Jeff's home! Go put on an outfit!
About that.
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Jeff's about to come downstairs
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and he thinks I'm his imaginary friend,
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which means when he's around,
you all have to pretend
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you can't see or hear me.
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Naked in the house.
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Looks like I found a way around it.
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Roger, I'm gonna kill...
Here he comes now!
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And... go!
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Who are you gonna kill, Mr. Smith?
Uh...
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this entire gallon of 2% milk.
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No, Stan, that milk is old.
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It's been on the coffee table for weeks.
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Chunky!
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Hey boys, what's your
favorite car of the train?
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Mine's the caboose!
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It came in, Steve!
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Mazels!
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I smell ham!
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Is it my bellybutton?
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Nope. Chicken finger.
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Well, well.
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What do we have here?
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Yeah, Court.
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This baby popped last night.
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I was brushing my teeth,
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and all of a sudden
it was like ba-bow!
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Blew the damn pockets off my jeans.
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My cousin was like, wow!
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There's something delicious in here!
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No, Barry!
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Hey everyone, Steve Smith stuffs!
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Classic.
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I had a funny run-in
at the car wash today.
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You'll never guess who I ran into.
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The witch who cursed you
with a button penis?
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Hey Jeff, how funny is it
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that you're the only one
who can see or hear me?
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Yoshi.
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Our old gardener.
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Oh, really?
How's he...
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How's he...
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You okay, Mrs. S?
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Oh yeah... uh...
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I just had my...
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uh... period.
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It was pretty big.
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There's no faking it, Mother!
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My onion's never gonna blossom.
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Well, then it's God's plan,
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and you have to be happy
with who you are.
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God's plan?
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You mean the guy who
has me walking around
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with nothing more than
a brown hole in my back?
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Yeah, let's leave it up to that guy!
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Hey bud, watch this.
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Hey, Roger. Turn on
the game show network.
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I'm on it.
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Hey...
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Did you just talk
to my imaginary friend?
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And did you just pick up a remote?
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Klaus, you idiot!
What?
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Jeff didn't know Roger was an alien.
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He thought he was imaginary!
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Aw, no!
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Really? Sorry, guys.
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Tonight I do the dishes.
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Whoa, whoa, wait.
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You're real?
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A real alien?
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Had my nips enlarged,
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but other than that,
everything is au natural.
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Hayley, you knew he was an alien?
228
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,251
Why didn't you tell me?
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00:10:02,286 --> 00:10:03,769
Because you can't keep a secret.
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And now that you know,
to protect this family,
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I have to kill either you or Roger.
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Dad, no!
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I love him!
Thank you.
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The feeling's not mutual,
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I find you a little doughy, but...
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Not you! Jeff!
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You can't kill my husband.
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00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,784
Fine, then I'll kill Roger.
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00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:22,121
You can't kill Roger,
he's part of our family!
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00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,307
Well, someone better decide
who's gonna die here!
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00:10:24,341 --> 00:10:27,043
If the CIA finds out we have
an alien, we're all dead.
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00:10:27,077 --> 00:10:28,878
Mr. Smith, no one has to die!
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I promise I won't tell anyone!
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I swear!
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I swear on my promise!
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That's not what people say, Jeff.
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Dad, Jeff won't tell.
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I know you think he's an idiot,
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but there's no way
he's gonna tell anyone
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knowing that his life is at stake.
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No, a real live alien!
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Roger, here.
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Tell the guy who runs
the toaster at Quiznos
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I'm not lying!
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00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,147
Principal Lewis!
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00:11:05,182 --> 00:11:07,633
Was your ass always
so plump and luscious?
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00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,934
Nah, nah-nah.
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00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,203
I used to be a skinny
little turd just like you
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until I found these babies.
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00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,108
I said I love my d-nuts!
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00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,560
Black bagels, y'all!
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00:11:28,739 --> 00:11:31,374
There's only one fair way
to choose who dies.
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00:11:31,408 --> 00:11:33,743
The old pillow case grab bag.
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00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,129
One of these guns is empty
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and the other one has a ton of bullets.
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Wait, don't shoot me!
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Okay, okay, I've been waiting for
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a good time to tell you this:
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I know a way you can cut
your heating bill in half.
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Enough!
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It's up to fate now.
272
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,376
Come on, Stan.
273
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,911
There's gotta be a way around this.
274
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,512
There's always a way around everything.
275
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,514
I warned you, Roger,
but you didn't listen
276
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,384
and now one of you is going
to leave this Earth.
277
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,886
Wait!
278
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:01,987
That's it!
279
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,355
No one has to die.
280
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,790
There is a way around this.
281
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,859
I can go back to my home planet.
282
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,995
You mean leave...
forever?
283
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,997
If that's what it takes.
284
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,066
I guess that could work.
285
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,618
Oh, thank God.
286
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,002
And... just for fun.
287
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:21,023
Damn it, I could have stayed!
288
00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:28,444
My old spaceship's in here, Stan.
289
00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:31,263
I'll just fire it up
and place a call home.
290
00:12:31,821 --> 00:12:33,088
There she is.
291
00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:36,825
Broken down, filthy,
cockpit full of mouse turds.
292
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,560
The SS Bonnie Raitt.
293
00:12:38,595 --> 00:12:40,445
Poor thing.
294
00:12:48,037 --> 00:12:50,539
Antennas activate.
295
00:12:50,573 --> 00:12:52,724
I... I'm just
puttin' on a voice.
296
00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:55,110
All I have to do now is tell
them where to pick me up.
297
00:12:56,245 --> 00:12:57,446
Well, what are you waiting for?
298
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,947
Do I have to go?
299
00:12:58,982 --> 00:13:00,449
My planet's freezing cold,
300
00:13:00,483 --> 00:13:03,185
there's no booze,
and sex is so boring up there.
301
00:13:03,219 --> 00:13:04,419
It's all consensual.
302
00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:05,521
Sorry, Roger.
303
00:13:05,555 --> 00:13:06,822
You've gone too far this time.
304
00:13:06,856 --> 00:13:08,607
There's really no way around it.
305
00:13:08,641 --> 00:13:10,209
I guess not.
306
00:13:15,131 --> 00:13:16,498
They're picking me up
307
00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:18,901
at the base of the Chimdale
Mountains on Tuesday.
308
00:13:18,935 --> 00:13:19,985
Aw, damn it.
309
00:13:20,036 --> 00:13:23,055
I had two pap smears
scheduled for that day.
310
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:36,919
This is the place.
311
00:13:36,953 --> 00:13:40,222
I'd like the Ba-donkin'
Dirty Dozen, please.
312
00:13:44,527 --> 00:13:45,761
All right, donuts,
313
00:13:45,795 --> 00:13:48,113
you've changed
all these people for the better.
314
00:13:48,147 --> 00:13:50,015
Now, work your magic on me.
315
00:13:54,637 --> 00:13:56,638
Gimmie donut holes!
316
00:13:59,292 --> 00:14:01,743
I gotta stop wearing corduroys!
317
00:14:03,129 --> 00:14:04,780
Donut fire!
318
00:14:11,454 --> 00:14:13,021
There's no way out!
319
00:14:13,056 --> 00:14:14,806
We're all gonna die!
320
00:14:16,843 --> 00:14:18,894
Oh, my God!
321
00:14:18,928 --> 00:14:21,847
There's a space between
those two wedged fatties.
322
00:14:21,881 --> 00:14:23,482
If only there was someone here
323
00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:25,934
with a flat enough ass to get through!
324
00:14:27,904 --> 00:14:31,006
Sir, I think I might have
been born for this job.
325
00:14:46,406 --> 00:14:47,439
I made it!
326
00:14:47,473 --> 00:14:48,440
I'm free!
327
00:14:48,474 --> 00:14:50,475
Call... for help!
328
00:14:55,214 --> 00:14:56,181
Nine-one-one.
329
00:14:56,215 --> 00:14:57,449
I'd like to report a fire!
330
00:14:57,483 --> 00:14:58,583
Where are you?
331
00:14:58,618 --> 00:14:59,785
Where?
332
00:14:59,819 --> 00:15:00,986
I'll tell ya where.
333
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:04,523
In a better place now
than I was earlier.
334
00:15:04,557 --> 00:15:05,924
What does
that even mean...?
335
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,093
It means I gotta learn to like myself,
336
00:15:08,127 --> 00:15:10,996
even if my big boy butt never comes in.
337
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,464
You know what, kid?
338
00:15:12,498 --> 00:15:14,333
I think you're gonna be all right.
339
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:16,885
Yeah... yeah, me, too.
340
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:31,533
Well, where I'm going, I won't
be needing any more disguises.
341
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,869
Klaus, I'm leaving you all my outfits.
342
00:15:33,903 --> 00:15:35,637
What good is clothing to me?
343
00:15:35,672 --> 00:15:37,172
None.
That's the point.
344
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:38,557
One final you.
345
00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:40,075
Oh, Roger.
346
00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:43,945
Who's gonna do sake bombs with
me and kick it old-school?
347
00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:45,480
I don't know, that sounds like something
348
00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:47,449
a Japanese person might be into.
349
00:15:47,483 --> 00:15:51,820
Roger, I just want to say what
you're doing for Jeff and me...
350
00:15:51,854 --> 00:15:54,156
it's something I'll never forget.
351
00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:57,392
And the one thing I'll never
forget about you Hayley is...
352
00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:59,294
your flute playing?
353
00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:01,129
Do you play the flute?
354
00:16:01,164 --> 00:16:02,497
No?
355
00:16:02,532 --> 00:16:03,899
Not you?
356
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:05,434
Roger.
357
00:16:05,468 --> 00:16:06,735
It's time.
358
00:16:06,769 --> 00:16:08,236
So it is.
359
00:16:12,141 --> 00:16:13,508
Wow.
360
00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:14,776
Seems like just yesterday
361
00:16:14,811 --> 00:16:18,513
I did so many different
things that I remember...
362
00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:45,173
Huh? Huh?
363
00:17:31,437 --> 00:17:33,805
# No...
364
00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:27,342
Are you sure this is the spot where
365
00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:28,493
the ship is picking you up?
366
00:18:28,528 --> 00:18:30,278
These are the coordinates I gave them.
367
00:18:30,313 --> 00:18:31,530
There it is!
368
00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:13,171
Eh. False alarm.
369
00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:14,206
Just my principal.
370
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,290
Maybe they're not coming.
371
00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:25,283
Ugh, they sent a round one.
372
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:26,635
I like the pointy ones.
373
00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:33,441
I guess this is me.
374
00:19:36,329 --> 00:19:38,630
Well, so...
375
00:19:38,664 --> 00:19:40,899
this is goodbye.
376
00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:42,701
You dummy.
377
00:19:42,735 --> 00:19:44,336
Why couldn't you have
just listened to me?
378
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:45,570
None of this would have happened.
379
00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:49,841
Why weren't me and you ever
single at the same time?
380
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,676
Oh, I'm gonna miss you.
381
00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:53,445
I'm gonna miss you, too.
382
00:19:58,851 --> 00:20:00,485
Take care of yourself.
383
00:20:00,519 --> 00:20:01,820
You too, Stan.
384
00:20:01,854 --> 00:20:03,788
You, too.
385
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,998
Please. No tears.
386
00:20:13,049 --> 00:20:15,383
I'm on to a whole new adventure.
387
00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:17,469
And so are you guys.
388
00:20:17,503 --> 00:20:19,971
Jeff... don't you
dare feel bad about this.
389
00:20:20,006 --> 00:20:21,089
You hear me?
390
00:20:21,123 --> 00:20:23,174
This was my fault, not yours.
391
00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:25,844
Thank you so much
for saying that, Roger.
392
00:20:25,878 --> 00:20:27,595
Come here, honey.
393
00:20:28,731 --> 00:20:30,849
Aah! No! Hayley!
394
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:31,850
Jeff!
395
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:33,034
No!
396
00:20:35,888 --> 00:20:38,323
Roger, make them turn around!
397
00:20:38,357 --> 00:20:39,758
No. Wait.
398
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,294
Stop. Come back.
399
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:45,397
See, I told ya there's always
a way around things.
400
00:20:45,431 --> 00:20:46,665
Guess you were right.
401
00:20:46,699 --> 00:20:48,900
I gotta stop underestimating you.
402
00:20:50,703 --> 00:20:53,104
What the hell just happened?
403
00:20:53,139 --> 00:20:56,280
My Jeff...
My dear, sweet...
404
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,668
Hurry up, Hayley!
You're sitting in the middle.