1 00:00:00,583 --> 00:00:03,145 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:05,631 ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 3 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:09,468 ♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 4 00:00:09,751 --> 00:00:12,596 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 5 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:16,774 ♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪ 6 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:22,339 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 7 00:00:22,464 --> 00:00:24,141 ♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 8 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:25,583 Aah! 9 00:00:27,102 --> 00:00:30,271 ♪ Good morning, USA! ♪ 10 00:00:32,114 --> 00:00:34,585 Read 'em and weep, ladies. 11 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:36,203 Just a second there, Dick. 12 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,589 I don't think you've met 13 00:00:38,714 --> 00:00:42,993 DJ, Michelle, Stephanie, Comet and Uncle Jesse! 14 00:00:43,118 --> 00:00:44,785 Full house! 15 00:00:52,394 --> 00:00:53,470 Race riots! 16 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,038 Take it easy, Smith. 17 00:00:55,163 --> 00:00:56,740 Dick's just blowing off steam. 18 00:00:56,865 --> 00:00:59,059 Man, I'm always losing at poker! 19 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,260 I need a beer. 20 00:01:00,385 --> 00:01:03,247 That's his avatar, Black Dick. 21 00:01:03,372 --> 00:01:06,066 I realize that name is a rich joke area, 22 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:09,987 but curb yourself people; this isn't junior high. 23 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:13,557 Although Black Dick is huge and veiny. 24 00:01:17,743 --> 00:01:18,645 What up, girl? 25 00:01:18,770 --> 00:01:20,147 Stan, where are you? 26 00:01:20,272 --> 00:01:21,865 It's Steve's birthday! 27 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:23,717 - Uh... - Get home before you miss it, 28 00:01:23,842 --> 00:01:26,010 like you have all his other birthdays. 29 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,390 Uhp, Black Dick, you're spewing foam. 30 00:01:32,633 --> 00:01:34,802 ♪ And many more. ♪ 31 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,117 Got held up looking all over town for that 32 00:01:40,242 --> 00:01:43,337 pink novelty-sized rabbit my boy's been hassling me for. 33 00:01:43,462 --> 00:01:46,557 No, you forgot to get Steve a present and grabbed 34 00:01:46,682 --> 00:01:50,544 the first thing you saw out of the CIA evidence room. 35 00:01:50,669 --> 00:01:54,147 Stan, we just finally got Steve off the heroin 36 00:01:54,272 --> 00:01:56,450 from the last birthd present you gave him. 37 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,986 I got so high. 38 00:01:59,111 --> 00:02:02,414 Okay, it's ready! 39 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:05,959 What, uh, what-what exactly is going on? 40 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,478 Every year on Steve's birthday, 41 00:02:08,603 --> 00:02:10,380 we watch home movies. 42 00:02:10,546 --> 00:02:11,922 Rolling! 43 00:02:12,089 --> 00:02:13,758 ♪ ♪ 44 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:37,240 Oh, my God, I'm not in a single one of these. 45 00:02:37,406 --> 00:02:39,583 Oh, wait, I'm probably the one filming everything. 46 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:43,780 Who the hell is that? 47 00:02:43,905 --> 00:02:45,165 That's Fernando, 48 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,217 the family cinematographer. 49 00:02:47,342 --> 00:02:50,587 Do you like my new Arizona jeans? 50 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:54,925 I... I haven't been there for anything in Steve's life. 51 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,910 Yes, Stan, you neglected your son. 52 00:02:57,035 --> 00:02:58,078 Everyone neglects things. 53 00:02:58,203 --> 00:02:59,429 I've neglected these puppies. 54 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,124 They're shy around new people. 55 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:07,371 Good morning, kiddo. 56 00:03:07,496 --> 00:03:09,439 Sorry again about missing your birthday. 57 00:03:09,605 --> 00:03:11,274 What do you say I take you to a ballgame? 58 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,460 Sorry, man, got other plans. 59 00:03:13,585 --> 00:03:14,711 What's the problem? 60 00:03:14,836 --> 00:03:15,979 I'm trying to bond with him. 61 00:03:16,104 --> 00:03:17,489 Well, you're too late. 62 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:19,833 Steve's at the age where he doesn't care about 63 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:21,827 going to a ballgame with his dad. 64 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,054 All he's interested in is girls. 65 00:03:24,179 --> 00:03:27,424 He doesn't want ballgames, he just wants to ball dames. 66 00:03:27,549 --> 00:03:30,177 Huh? Huh? 67 00:03:30,302 --> 00:03:33,213 Ah! Ah! 68 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,172 Aw. 69 00:03:39,361 --> 00:03:40,554 A little help, dude. 70 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:41,972 My guns are juicing. 71 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:44,007 Don't think I can finish this set. 72 00:03:44,132 --> 00:03:45,642 Carlos, I need a spot! 73 00:03:56,978 --> 00:03:59,489 Oh, Roger, it's magnificent. 74 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:00,374 Where did you get it? 75 00:04:00,499 --> 00:04:02,859 Oh, I got a great deal. 76 00:04:02,984 --> 00:04:04,561 This limo company went out of bus... 77 00:04:04,686 --> 00:04:06,705 Ah, you know damn well I stole it. 78 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,165 Let's go for a ride. 79 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,417 No, no, no, I'm gonna start a business. 80 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,236 It's always been a dream of mine to drive people 81 00:04:13,361 --> 00:04:16,172 slightly more privileged than myself to various locations. 82 00:04:16,338 --> 00:04:18,375 And it is my dream to accompany people 83 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:21,302 with slightly more specific dreams than mine. 84 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,852 Happy birthday, friendo. 85 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:32,606 Two tickets to the Ice Capades on Land? 86 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,991 They twirl around with shoes on! 87 00:04:35,116 --> 00:04:36,727 Oh, that sounds like fun, Steve. 88 00:04:36,852 --> 00:04:37,994 I'm free whatever night that is. 89 00:04:38,119 --> 00:04:39,329 Oh, great. 90 00:04:39,454 --> 00:04:41,264 You can have these, 'cause I don't want to go. 91 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:43,199 Hey. 92 00:04:43,365 --> 00:04:44,751 Class, this is Phyllis. 93 00:04:44,876 --> 00:04:46,753 She just moved here from Hoboken. 94 00:04:46,878 --> 00:04:49,122 I'd like you all to give her a warm welcome. 95 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,191 Now, I'm not referring to the sexual position, 96 00:04:51,316 --> 00:04:54,594 the warm welcome, of which I am the inventor. 97 00:04:54,719 --> 00:04:56,229 The basic nature of the move is... 98 00:04:56,354 --> 00:04:57,631 Oh, never mind. 99 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,900 Y'all ain't long enough. 100 00:05:00,025 --> 00:05:01,792 ♪ ♪ 101 00:05:11,503 --> 00:05:12,913 You want to go out? 102 00:05:13,038 --> 00:05:13,980 W-What? 103 00:05:14,146 --> 00:05:15,949 Yeah. I like your face. 104 00:05:16,074 --> 00:05:18,151 We should go out tomorrow, get to know each other. 105 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:20,287 Tomorrow? Sure! 106 00:05:20,412 --> 00:05:21,254 I mean, 107 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:23,764 just let me check my schedule. 108 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:29,362 You know what? I can move some stuff around. 109 00:05:29,487 --> 00:05:30,580 Perfect. 110 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,182 Wow, I-I don't believe it. 111 00:05:32,307 --> 00:05:33,917 This is too good to be real. 112 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,202 Of course this is real. 113 00:05:35,327 --> 00:05:36,653 And this is really happening. 114 00:05:36,778 --> 00:05:38,021 Because this is real. 115 00:05:38,146 --> 00:05:40,247 Really, really real. 116 00:05:46,533 --> 00:05:50,016 Smith, what did I say about fooling around with the avatars? 117 00:05:50,182 --> 00:05:51,435 I wasn't fooling around, sir. 118 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,602 This is serious. 119 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,071 My son wants nothing to do with me, 120 00:05:54,196 --> 00:05:56,356 and the only way to get close to him is to be 121 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:57,607 an incredibly stacked teenage girl. 122 00:05:57,773 --> 00:06:00,744 I totally understand. 123 00:06:00,869 --> 00:06:02,412 Now, if you'll excuse me, 124 00:06:02,537 --> 00:06:04,438 I have some important business to attend to. 125 00:06:14,623 --> 00:06:16,334 Another feeding? 126 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,461 My, you have quite the appetite. 127 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:26,219 ♪ ♪ 128 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:28,105 Okay, the bars are emptying out. 129 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:30,331 Time to get our first client ever. 130 00:06:33,368 --> 00:06:34,461 Yeah! 131 00:06:34,586 --> 00:06:36,163 Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! 132 00:06:36,288 --> 00:06:39,149 Looks like you fine gentlemen are making memories tonight. 133 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,984 20 bucks, anywhere you want to go. 134 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,419 (Bleep) you! 135 00:06:42,544 --> 00:06:44,237 Aha, the jester. 136 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,572 Every group has one. 137 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,073 Come on, get in, you rascals. 138 00:06:56,758 --> 00:06:58,251 Oh, my God! 139 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:00,253 That was such a hot burp! 140 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:01,655 Suck it up, Klaus. 141 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:02,723 This is a service industry. 142 00:07:02,848 --> 00:07:03,690 Just be professional. 143 00:07:03,815 --> 00:07:05,683 You guys are so crazy. 144 00:07:08,153 --> 00:07:10,547 Oh, man, is that your bottom? 145 00:07:10,672 --> 00:07:12,766 Oh, you put it right next to my face. 146 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,235 That's so funny... Oh, you farted, too. 147 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,562 You guys are so much fun. 148 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:22,484 ♪ ♪ 149 00:07:26,403 --> 00:07:28,215 Okay, guys, here we are. 150 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:30,909 And here's a memento for you at no extra charge. 151 00:07:33,044 --> 00:07:35,789 So, will you be paying your $20 in cash or... Hey! 152 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:36,790 Can't catch me! 153 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,917 Thanks for the ride, sucker! 154 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,261 I can't believe it. 155 00:07:41,386 --> 00:07:43,897 I treated them with nothing but respect and civility, 156 00:07:44,022 --> 00:07:45,789 and they want to stiff me? 157 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:50,720 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 158 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,639 You don't mess with a man's dream. 159 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:55,942 Whoa! 160 00:07:56,067 --> 00:07:57,769 Dude, you killed him! 161 00:08:00,729 --> 00:08:02,182 One down, four to go. 162 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:05,051 You're really gonna kill five people over $20? 163 00:08:05,176 --> 00:08:07,020 Are you really asking that to the guy 164 00:08:07,145 --> 00:08:10,490 who just last week killed six people over $19? 165 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,909 Oh, yeah. 166 00:08:15,577 --> 00:08:16,997 This is a lot of fun, right? 167 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,165 I'm so glad we got to hang today. 168 00:08:19,331 --> 00:08:20,250 Me, too. 169 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:26,623 Souvenir. 170 00:08:26,748 --> 00:08:28,058 Aw, thanks! 171 00:08:28,183 --> 00:08:29,693 Oh, uh, hey, you hungry? 172 00:08:33,622 --> 00:08:35,565 Oh, there was a paper doily under that, 173 00:08:35,690 --> 00:08:38,518 but I'm sure you'll figure that out later. 174 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,312 I had such an awesome time, Steve. 175 00:08:41,596 --> 00:08:43,148 I can't believe how close we're getting. 176 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,984 I know one way we cod get closer. 177 00:08:51,373 --> 00:08:52,449 Good night, kiddo. 178 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,817 It's been a blast. 179 00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:55,452 Yeah, it was great. 180 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,244 Good night. 181 00:09:20,719 --> 00:09:21,695 Hello? 182 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:22,662 Finally you answer! 183 00:09:22,787 --> 00:09:24,331 I've been calling and calling. 184 00:09:24,456 --> 00:09:26,633 I told you, Steve had a big date tonight 185 00:09:26,758 --> 00:09:28,301 and you should've been here to see him off! 186 00:09:28,426 --> 00:09:30,310 Oh, we were there. 187 00:09:33,238 --> 00:09:34,257 Hello? 188 00:09:34,382 --> 00:09:35,491 Bitch, did you just hang up on... 189 00:09:42,924 --> 00:09:44,050 You coming, Steve? 190 00:09:44,175 --> 00:09:46,786 Barry swallowed a whole roll of quarters. 191 00:09:46,911 --> 00:09:49,723 We're gonna wait for them to pass and then hit up the arcade. 192 00:09:49,848 --> 00:09:51,674 I don't trust the banks! 193 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:52,976 You guys go without me. 194 00:09:53,101 --> 00:09:54,886 I got some girl stuff I got to figure out. 195 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:56,763 Oh, women. 196 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,299 Let me tell you what I know about women, Steve. 197 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:04,020 If you buy a woman's shoe, in your size, it will not fit you. 198 00:10:06,831 --> 00:10:10,894 So, Steve, uh, how are things going with Phyllis? 199 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,662 You know, she's beautiful, 200 00:10:12,787 --> 00:10:15,131 but I think she just wants to be my buddy. 201 00:10:15,256 --> 00:10:17,300 Maybe she's not the one for me. 202 00:10:17,425 --> 00:10:20,403 Well, maybe the one for you has been 203 00:10:20,528 --> 00:10:23,240 right in front of your face this entire time. 204 00:10:23,365 --> 00:10:25,291 Yeah? Who? 205 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,850 There's a lot about me you don't ow. 206 00:10:33,975 --> 00:10:37,470 ♪ ♪ 207 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,476 I can't believe Tad's dead. 208 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,779 I can't believe I already banged his girlfriend. 209 00:10:45,904 --> 00:10:47,814 I can't believe I watched. 210 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,136 Oh, you did a little more than watch. 211 00:10:50,261 --> 00:10:52,093 - Yeah, man. - Yeah. 212 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,129 Oh, no! 213 00:11:03,254 --> 00:11:04,497 Oh, my God, is that 214 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,032 on the inside or the outside? 215 00:11:06,157 --> 00:11:07,758 Oh, it's on the outside. 216 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,808 What's gotten into you, Steve? 217 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,152 Oh, Mother, it's the love bug, 218 00:11:26,277 --> 00:11:27,979 and I want to be sick forever. 219 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:29,756 This must be some girl. 220 00:11:29,881 --> 00:11:32,192 Oh, she is. I'm gonna ask her 221 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,192 to the homecoming dance. 222 00:11:33,358 --> 00:11:35,486 Homecoming! Oh, Steve! 223 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:38,381 Does this little minx have a name? 224 00:11:38,506 --> 00:11:40,150 It's Chelsea. 225 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:41,985 Chelsea?! What happened to that other girl 226 00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:43,153 you were seeing, Phyllis? 227 00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:44,854 She was really enjoying her time with you. 228 00:11:44,979 --> 00:11:46,122 Sure didn't seem like it. 229 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,390 She wouldn't even kiss me. 230 00:11:47,515 --> 00:11:49,659 Nice girls don't kiss on the first date, Steve. 231 00:11:49,784 --> 00:11:52,662 Your mom wouldn't kiss me until our third date. 232 00:11:52,787 --> 00:11:55,965 It made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal. 233 00:11:59,961 --> 00:12:01,738 Whoa, Kanye! 234 00:12:01,863 --> 00:12:04,007 What's with the big-time entrance? 235 00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:05,909 I'm about to ask Chelsea to the dance. 236 00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:08,244 Thought I should arrive in style. 237 00:12:08,369 --> 00:12:10,571 If you boys'll excuse me. 238 00:12:12,157 --> 00:12:13,733 Hey, Steve. Want to hang out? 239 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,069 I got your favorite, meatball subs. 240 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,613 Look, Phyllis, I don't think it's gonna work out. 241 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,365 Don't say that! Why are you... 242 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,574 ... saying that? 243 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,043 I'm sorry, I'm just... 244 00:12:23,168 --> 00:12:25,478 I'm looking for something more than friendship. 245 00:12:25,603 --> 00:12:27,914 Uh, if you go to the dance with me, 246 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,416 I'll have sex with you. 247 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,041 Okay! 248 00:12:45,855 --> 00:12:47,256 This is sick, man! 249 00:12:47,381 --> 00:12:49,308 Are you really going to go through with this? 250 00:12:49,433 --> 00:12:51,743 I've already missed so much of Steve's life. 251 00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:54,012 This way, I get to keep hanging out with him. 252 00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:56,131 Plus, I get to be there for his 253 00:12:56,256 --> 00:12:57,735 biggest milestone ever: losing his virginity. 254 00:12:57,991 --> 00:12:59,701 To you, you idiot! 255 00:12:59,826 --> 00:13:01,614 Have you even thought this through? 256 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,305 Look, fathers take their sons to whorehouses 257 00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:05,324 to lose their virginity all the time. 258 00:13:05,449 --> 00:13:07,120 This is almost just like that. 259 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,162 Except I will be locked in eye contact with my son 260 00:13:10,287 --> 00:13:12,455 while he plows my cyber soil. 261 00:13:15,392 --> 00:13:17,469 Hey, Mom, can you teach me how to shave? 262 00:13:17,594 --> 00:13:20,889 Aah! I can't believe your father's not here. 263 00:13:21,014 --> 00:13:22,541 I'm going down to the CIA 264 00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:25,067 to give him a piece of my mind. 265 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,382 They got run over, man! 266 00:13:30,507 --> 00:13:31,600 They're dead! 267 00:13:31,725 --> 00:13:32,601 We're next, I know it. 268 00:13:32,726 --> 00:13:35,304 Bro, relax! Go splash some water 269 00:13:35,429 --> 00:13:37,406 on your face and pull yourself together, man. 270 00:13:37,531 --> 00:13:38,841 We're gonna be fine. 271 00:13:38,966 --> 00:13:41,033 Remember, we're Lanes AdAddiction. 272 00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:05,007 Oh, thank God. 273 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,897 Oh, this is my ish! 274 00:14:56,676 --> 00:14:59,412 ♪ ♪ 275 00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:05,677 Come on, let's go get some privacy. 276 00:15:05,802 --> 00:15:07,279 Uh, right now? 277 00:15:07,404 --> 00:15:08,533 What's the hurry? 278 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,233 I'm sorry, I'm just excited. 279 00:15:11,358 --> 00:15:12,818 I mean, this is gonna be 280 00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:14,705 the biggest moment of my life. 281 00:15:17,064 --> 00:15:21,504 And I'm gonna finally be there for it. 282 00:15:25,422 --> 00:15:26,632 Stan, this is the last time 283 00:15:26,757 --> 00:15:28,834 you put work before Steve! 284 00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:31,389 He's actually with Steve right now. 285 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,972 What? So Stan's at the dance? 286 00:15:34,097 --> 00:15:36,975 No, he's here, but he's remotely controlling 287 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,844 a teen girl at the dance 288 00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:41,279 who's about to get sex-pummeled by your son. 289 00:15:41,404 --> 00:15:42,400 What?! 290 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,277 It's a lot like Avatar. 291 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,350 Like what? 292 00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:48,920 Avatar. It's a movie? 293 00:15:49,045 --> 00:15:53,925 Okay, okay, so there's this guy in a wheelchair, 294 00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:55,594 and he goes to this alien planet 295 00:15:55,719 --> 00:15:57,179 to join a program... 296 00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:01,500 So you pick a dragon and get to keep it forever? 297 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,735 No, it picks you. 298 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:06,738 Wait! Stan's about to use an avatar's body 299 00:16:06,863 --> 00:16:08,924 to take Steve's virginity? 300 00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:11,510 Stan, get out of there! 301 00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:13,462 He can't hear you in there. 302 00:16:13,587 --> 00:16:15,998 That's impenetrable glass. You'll never get in. 303 00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:18,667 Fine, I'll just go to the dance and kick the crap 304 00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:20,185 out of that girl he's controlling! 305 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,420 Careful, Francine! 306 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:24,046 These avatars have superhuman strength. 307 00:16:33,306 --> 00:16:35,751 Let's make a baby. 308 00:16:35,876 --> 00:16:37,877 Yeah, sexy talk. 309 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,773 Let me just go to the washroom, 310 00:16:41,898 --> 00:16:43,108 cut a couple anxiety farts 311 00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:45,711 and then come back here and go to town 312 00:16:45,836 --> 00:16:47,796 on your continental divide. 313 00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:57,622 Okay, okay, stop freaking out. 314 00:16:57,747 --> 00:16:59,141 You can do this. 315 00:16:59,266 --> 00:17:01,009 Pictured it a million times in your head. 316 00:17:01,134 --> 00:17:02,594 Oh! Oh, God! 317 00:17:02,719 --> 00:17:04,329 I just pictured it again! 318 00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:07,857 Oh, oh... 319 00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:22,955 Get away from him, you bitch! 320 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,507 I can't believe you'd do this, Stan! 321 00:17:32,632 --> 00:17:33,732 This stops now! 322 00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:46,816 Get out of here, Francine. 323 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,982 This is the only way I can remain close to Steve. 324 00:17:58,258 --> 00:18:01,372 We were finally spending quality time together. 325 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,405 And then he was gonna dump me for that nerd, 326 00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:05,948 and I just won't lose him again! 327 00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:12,297 Must... get plowed... 328 00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:14,093 by son. 329 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,419 No, Stan, this isn't the way! 330 00:18:17,544 --> 00:18:20,021 You might've missed his first 14 years, 331 00:18:20,146 --> 00:18:23,269 but you can still be there for his next 14. 332 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,855 He's gonna die at 28? 333 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,696 Maybe. Maybe sooner. 334 00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:31,483 Look, I know you want to be closer to Steve, 335 00:18:31,608 --> 00:18:34,476 but all you can do is be there for him. 336 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,747 Wha... what happened? 337 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:46,865 Steve, you're a terrific kid, 338 00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:50,379 but I'm not right for you. 339 00:18:50,545 --> 00:18:54,406 Besides, there's a homely, kinky-haired beauty out there 340 00:18:54,531 --> 00:18:57,428 who'd just love to dance with you right now. 341 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,244 Snot wants to dance with me? 342 00:18:59,369 --> 00:19:02,981 Oh, wait, Chelsea, got it, got it, got it. 343 00:19:03,106 --> 00:19:04,310 I'm gonna go get her back! 344 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,551 Hey, Steve. Yeah? 345 00:19:06,676 --> 00:19:08,253 Your dad, he loves you. 346 00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:10,455 I'm sorry, are you...? 347 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,257 Have you been spending time with my dad? 348 00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:13,291 No! 349 00:19:13,416 --> 00:19:15,026 Is that where he's been? 350 00:19:15,151 --> 00:19:16,822 Is that why he's gone all the time? 351 00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:18,296 What? 352 00:19:18,421 --> 00:19:21,032 Are you... are you banging my dad?! 353 00:19:21,157 --> 00:19:23,568 Hey! Whoa! Come on! 354 00:19:23,693 --> 00:19:25,370 Okay, good. 355 00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:27,339 'Cause you could do better. 356 00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:28,473 A lot better. 357 00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:29,999 See ya! 358 00:19:31,251 --> 00:19:33,085 (Bleep) you, Steve. 359 00:20:02,742 --> 00:20:04,475 Roger, you got your revenge. 360 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,285 Can we go home now? 361 00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:09,583 Roger! 362 00:20:09,749 --> 00:20:11,649 I'm sorry, I got the blood lust! 363 00:20:11,774 --> 00:20:13,087 Eventually I'll get bored with it. 364 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,986 Remember when I was super into Jiffy Pop? 365 00:20:15,111 --> 00:20:17,672 Had it all the time for a snack? Overdid it. 366 00:20:17,797 --> 00:20:19,507 Then I started having a little Greek yogurt 367 00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,960 and berries at night. That's all I need. 368 00:20:22,085 --> 00:20:23,878 Hey, so what's happening with that girl? 369 00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:25,599 You still e-mailing with...? 370 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,586 You did the right thing, Stan. 371 00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:35,040 I know, I'm just gonna miss being close with him. 372 00:20:35,165 --> 00:20:36,908 Hey, honey, how'd the dance go? 373 00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:39,044 Ah, turns out Chelsea didn't like 374 00:20:39,169 --> 00:20:40,946 that I went to the dance with Phyllis. 375 00:20:41,071 --> 00:20:42,447 She's got way more pride 376 00:20:42,572 --> 00:20:44,076 than her physical appearance would suggest. 377 00:20:45,158 --> 00:20:47,335 Th-There. There, there. 378 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:50,755 Anyway, I'm gonna go hit the sack. 379 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,191 Then probably go to bed. 380 00:20:53,316 --> 00:20:54,149 Good night. 381 00:20:56,219 --> 00:20:59,047 Thanks for listening, Dad. 382 00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:00,815 Did you see that? 383 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:02,417 I was there for him! 384 00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:04,319 I was there to help him through 385 00:21:04,444 --> 00:21:06,187 this terrible moment in his life. 386 00:21:06,312 --> 00:21:08,490 But you caused that terrible moment! 387 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:12,084 Yup. 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