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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good... ♪
♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Aah!
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♪ American Dad 06x03 ♪
Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls
Original Air Date on November 10, 2010
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Wow, a private tennis lesson
with Maria Sharapova.
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I scared him
right out the window.
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You're the scariest man
I know.
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I think I dislocated
my shoulder.
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Ah, it's so crooked and awesome.
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Don't set it.
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We'll freak people out
with it tonight at the...
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BOTH
Scariest haunted house
on the block, witches!
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And every year you get me
so scared, I pee my pants.
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Eight years running.
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What up?
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Hey.
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What do you think
of my poker face?
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Call the paparazzi.
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Is that Terry?
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Terry Gaga.
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Looking forward
to your haunted house tonight.
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It'll scare you straight.
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Every year.
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What the heck was that?
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Sounds like it came
from Buckle and Shari's house.
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Buckle's doing
a haunted house?
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That's my thing.
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Oh, he's new
to the neighborhood.
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He clearly doesn't know
that you're
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the Fresh Prince
of Bel Scare.
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Let's go see what
this amateur is doing.
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Wait, what about
my shoulder?
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I'll ... kill you!
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Not too shabby, huh?
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Everything you see here
is my own creation.
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This is all stuff
I wanted to do
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when I was an Imagineer
at Disney
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but was told my ideas
weren't "family friendly."
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I'll skin you alive,
you little whore!
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I'm getting my nails done.
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I guess I'm taking
the pumpkin car
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since my Mazda's blocked in.
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And get this facocta
ghoul off the car!
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That's your navigation
system, hon.
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At the corner, take a fright.
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Shut up!
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Well, I sure hope
you guys can make it tonight
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for all the fun.
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But, but I'm, I'm the Fresh
Prince eight years running.
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Oh, my God, Buckle!
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How do you like
my inflate-double?
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Shari says we're
both full of hot air.
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I never envisioned
my life like this.
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I don't know how to get out.
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Steven, let me guess:
you're a Transformer.
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A Transformer?
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I'm not a child anymore, madam.
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I am a Gobot.
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And Barry?
I'm Jonah Hill,
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or Seth Rogen
if I put on Steve's glasses.
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And Snot,
are you a gymnast?
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No, these are my
gym clothes, okay?
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My mom sold my dragon costume
to buy dental dams.
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What do I care if she spreads
what she's got?
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She's already got it.
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I don't care
if those other guys get it.
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Come in, kids.
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I bought Toshi
a fun samurai outfit,
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but he's too stubborn
to put it on.
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But Toshi,
this is your heritage.
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Slam!
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You promised
your sister.
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Unless you boys would be
willing to take Akiko?
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Hummina, hummina,
hummina, boner.
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What?
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No, I mean, I mean, yeah,
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you can come,
more the merrier, whatevs.
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I love you, not even.
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He wants you to protect me
and have me back by sundown.
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No, he's looking out for you.
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I like that.
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Strong family bond.
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You know what this says
a lot for?
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Two-parent homes.
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Let's stay together, people,
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let's work it out.
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Stan, if you want those
guts to look real,
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I suggest using
a Bolognese.
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You know, after university,
I traveled through Italy,
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stabbing students.
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Francine,
where have you been?
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You're supposed
to be peeling grapes
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for our bowl
of eyeballs.
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I had to go see
Buckle's again.
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What?!
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You went to another man's
haunted house?
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I couldn't help it.
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I honestly don't know
how I got out of there.
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The upstairs hallway spiraled
into a black hole
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and the weather kept changing
and then I was a child again.
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Well, mine is going
to be way better
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once I hang all these cobwebs.
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How scary are these?
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Spiders made these,
people are meant to think.
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Stan, I'm sorry, but you
can't compete with Buckle.
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What are you
talking about?
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I'm still the
scariest...
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What is that sound?
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Nothing.
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That's pee-pee.
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Did you-- did you pee
yourself at Buckle's?
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I'm sorry, Stan, but it's
really scary over there.
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He has this terrifying
Semitic woman
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that keeps screaming "Coasters!"
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I couldn't help it.
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My panties overflowed
and filled my shoes.
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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Stan, you're going
to have to face it.
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Buckle's haunted house
is better than yours.
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The Stan Smith
haunted house era is over.
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Wait, but I
already told Bat Boy
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he could live in our basement
till spring.
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Is there a problem, Stan?
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'Cause I already gave up my bed
at the hospital.
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Roger?
Down here.
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Sit on me, like
a suitcase.
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There's a lot of
history in these jeans.
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Pam Anderson was
wearing these
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when she found out she had all
four hepatitises-- hepatiti?
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Either way,
she's a friend.
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Ah, forget it.
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Don't worry,
I'll get these on
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before the haunted
house starts.
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Sorry, Roger, it's off.
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What?
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Francine's thrown in the towel.
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She says I can't compete
with Buckle.
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And you know what?
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She's right.
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No, she's not.
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You can make your house
scarier than Buckle's.
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How?
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A lot of folks out there
are trying to scare people
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with fake ghouls and goblins.
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That's all fantasy.
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That's not the world we live in.
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It's time to get
back to basics, Stan.
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You work at the CIA.
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You can get real stuff
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that's even scarier.
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Real corpses, real eyeballs,
real skeletons.
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Stan, it's time for you...
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♪ To be real ♪
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♪ What you find-ah... ♪
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So my haunted house
should be real?
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♪ What you feel-ah... ♪
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Now you're listening.
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♪ What you know-ah... ♪
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Uh-huh?
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♪ To be real. ♪
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Roger, you talk-sing
a lot of sense.
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Francine will see
our haunted house
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can still be
the scariest.
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I'm gonna get real.
You do that.
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I'm gonna find out who
these black people are.
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Come on, say something
to impress her,
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something funny,
something Halloween-related.
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So that Cadbury egg I ate
made me gassy.
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All right,
the sun's going down.
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Let's get Akiko home
so we can head over
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to Vince Chung's bonfire
in the woods.
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Parents love
P.F. Chang's.
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You guys go ahead.
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I'll walk Akiko home.
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Oh, my God,
the ghost of Whiskers.
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I'm sorry, Whiskers!
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I didn't know you couldn't
breathe underwater!
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Where are you going?
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My house is this way.
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I know, but
we're having fun.
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Plus, I thought we'd head
over to Vince Chung's bonfire.
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That sounds great,
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but Toshi said I had
to be back by sunset.
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He's super protective,
Steve.
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Don't worry
about Toshi.
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What's he going to do,
come after us?
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Yah, yah, yah!
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Well, I finally
got into my jeans.
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I'm muffin-topping
pretty bad.
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Who are they?
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Serial killers.
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What?!
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Yeah, I'm keeping it real,
just like you said.
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What's scarier
than real live murderers?
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My God, Stan,
you're a genius.
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This will be your scariest
haunted house ever.
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Francine will forget
all about Buckle.
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Usually when I
see men in cages,
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they're kissing each other and
I'm throwing pesos at them.
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Peso!
Kiss!
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Kiss!
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Peso!
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I used my CIA
connections to borrow
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five of the most
ruthless serial killers
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on the eastern
seaboard.
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When Francine sees I
saved our haunted house,
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she's going to be
totally back on board.
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And then maybe tonight
I'll introduce her to...
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♪ The thickness! ♪
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I died of fright
at Buckle's House of Horror.
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Free ghost churros
for the little ones.
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Did you see those ghosts?
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Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna swing by Targét
on the way to Buckle's
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and pick up some Huggies.
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My house is going to be
way better than Buckle's.
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I ain't 'fraid
of no ghosts.
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How dare you quote
Ghostbusters to me.
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I wrote a movie called
Rump Busters and threw it
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at a guy on the bus
who looked like Harold Ramis.
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Two weeks later,
Ghostbusters came out.
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Coincidence?
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Absolutely.
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Happy Halloween.
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Trick or treat!
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Oh, my God, Steve and Akiko.
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How-- how do you know
our names?
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Toshi's looking for you two.
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Oh, no, Toshi's furious.
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There he is.
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Come on, let's cut
through the house.
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I... enjoy dolphins.
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Where are we going?
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Listen.
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It's the Langley Falls.
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We can hide from
Toshi there.
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Next time I'm going to get
a crush on Snot's sister.
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She can only move so fast
in those polio braces.
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I don't know about this costume.
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I want to go as someone sexy.
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Come on, everyone
does the sexy thing.
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It's so played out.
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What the hell are you?
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I'm the cowardly lion.
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No, you're a sexy
cowardly lion!
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Guilty as charged.
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Now follow me.
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I have a surprise for you.
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I don't think you'll be going
to Buckle's when you see...
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actual serial killers.
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Serial killers?
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That's
right.
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Uh, what do they do?
259
00:11:39,476 --> 00:11:40,743
It's not
what they do.
260
00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:42,211
It's what
they did.
261
00:11:42,279 --> 00:11:44,514
Between them, they've
killed 86 people,
262
00:11:44,581 --> 00:11:46,916
and most of the hookers
Drew Carey's slept with.
263
00:11:46,984 --> 00:11:48,217
Oh, Stan!
264
00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:59,929
Wow! This place
is magical.
265
00:11:59,997 --> 00:12:02,532
Yeah, every time I come here,
I see something new.
266
00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:03,883
Like a rare insect,
267
00:12:03,951 --> 00:12:06,419
or an older man
and a younger man hooking up.
268
00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:07,687
Hey, let's go swimming!
269
00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:10,123
There's a cave
on the other side of the falls.
270
00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:12,175
They say if you swim
to it with someone,
271
00:12:12,242 --> 00:12:14,944
you're friends forever!
272
00:12:15,012 --> 00:12:16,713
Not the best swimmer.
273
00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:19,282
Guess we're just leaving
our candy unattended.
274
00:12:38,202 --> 00:12:41,204
Akiko, that was
incredible!
275
00:12:41,271 --> 00:12:42,772
Incredible...
Incredible.
276
00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:45,274
That was a duck.
277
00:12:45,342 --> 00:12:46,843
That was a duck.
278
00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:48,277
That was a duck.
279
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,114
Step right up and behold.
280
00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:52,949
Death Row!
281
00:12:53,016 --> 00:12:55,384
More like Lame Row.
282
00:12:55,452 --> 00:12:57,453
Those guys aren't scary at all.
What?!
283
00:12:57,521 --> 00:12:58,888
Hey, let's go to Buckle's.
284
00:12:58,956 --> 00:13:01,941
I hear he's got this tiny bat
that flies up your urethra.
285
00:13:02,009 --> 00:13:03,793
It's crazy.
It feels crazy.
286
00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:08,898
Guys, it's show time!
What gives?
287
00:13:08,966 --> 00:13:10,266
Come on, where's the rage?
288
00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:12,602
Are you tired?
Is it too cold in here?
289
00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:13,870
Is it the lights?
290
00:13:13,937 --> 00:13:15,204
Are they making
that buzzing noise?
291
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,739
Hey, Manny!
292
00:13:16,824 --> 00:13:18,841
The lights are making
the buzzing noise again.
293
00:13:21,545 --> 00:13:23,379
Oh... boy.
294
00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:29,986
Stan, nice try,
but this is so boring.
295
00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:32,221
I'm gonna go to Buckle's.
296
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,406
Please, give
it a chance.
297
00:13:33,474 --> 00:13:34,690
Hello.
298
00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:36,292
Roger, the plan's
not working.
299
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,593
They're just
sitting here.
300
00:13:37,661 --> 00:13:39,295
Well, that's why
I'm dressed like Francine.
301
00:13:39,363 --> 00:13:40,897
You got
to get 'em riled up.
302
00:13:40,964 --> 00:13:42,198
Poke the bear a little.
303
00:13:42,266 --> 00:13:44,100
Appeal to their rapey side.
304
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:47,336
Anyone want to cut my head off
and have sex with my body?
305
00:13:47,404 --> 00:13:49,305
You look like
a fat pear.
306
00:13:49,373 --> 00:13:51,274
I hate you, you
fat, gray pear!
307
00:13:52,576 --> 00:13:54,677
You monster!
What turns you on?!
308
00:13:54,745 --> 00:13:56,762
Flesh-colored,
non-fruit shaped people?!
309
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,130
Like this one?
310
00:13:58,198 --> 00:14:00,082
Is this what you want?!
311
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,335
Now that's a head
I could cut off!
312
00:14:02,402 --> 00:14:03,519
Let me out of here!
313
00:14:06,439 --> 00:14:08,207
Honey, how come
you're not peeing?
314
00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:09,625
I don't know.
315
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:12,111
It's like looking at a shark
in an aquarium.
316
00:14:12,179 --> 00:14:15,081
They're menacing,
but it's not really that scary.
317
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,502
Great. Now I need
a new Halloween costume.
318
00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,220
Roger, I'm taking one
of your outfits.
319
00:14:21,288 --> 00:14:22,621
Francine, wait!
320
00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:24,690
Do not use
my Barbara Walters outfit!
321
00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,342
I'm interviewing Mo'Nique
next week.
322
00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:28,427
I'm gonna ask her
to sit on my lap!
323
00:14:30,264 --> 00:14:32,565
Maybe I'll go as a slutty
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
324
00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:34,166
Francine, don't
go to Buckle's!
325
00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:36,168
We can take turns
kicking Bat Boy.
326
00:14:36,236 --> 00:14:37,653
Stan, you don't
have to worry.
327
00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:39,472
I fixed
everything.
328
00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:42,475
What's going on?
329
00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:43,609
I let the
prisoners out.
330
00:14:43,677 --> 00:14:44,777
You what?!
331
00:14:44,845 --> 00:14:46,612
Yeah, Francine was right.
332
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,481
A shark's not very intimidating
behind glass,
333
00:14:48,549 --> 00:14:50,649
but if you're in the ocean
with it...
334
00:14:50,701 --> 00:14:52,602
But Roger, they're
going to kill us all!
335
00:14:52,669 --> 00:14:54,237
And chop off my head!
336
00:14:54,304 --> 00:14:56,455
Scary, right?
337
00:14:56,523 --> 00:14:59,091
Ugh!
I never think things through.
338
00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:04,670
I'm coming for
you, Francine!
339
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,750
Stan, call
the police!
340
00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:08,283
Good thinking.
341
00:15:09,452 --> 00:15:11,303
They cut the line.
342
00:15:12,689 --> 00:15:14,273
Help!
343
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,008
Serial killers
are loose in here!
344
00:15:16,076 --> 00:15:17,342
Call the police!
345
00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:19,812
Let's check
it out.
346
00:15:19,879 --> 00:15:21,313
No, no.
What are you doing?!
347
00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:22,614
Don't come over here!
348
00:15:22,682 --> 00:15:24,550
It's very dangerous!
You will die!
349
00:15:24,617 --> 00:15:27,386
All right!
Hurry up!
350
00:15:27,454 --> 00:15:30,255
Seriously, guys, that homemade
Tootsie Roll made me feel funny.
351
00:15:30,323 --> 00:15:32,324
I think I'm
gonna pass out.
352
00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:34,059
Morons!
353
00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:36,028
Well, we're sitting
ducks up here.
354
00:15:36,096 --> 00:15:38,047
We've got to sneak
out of the house.
355
00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:39,865
before the killers
get to us.
356
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,586
Oh... boy.
357
00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:51,944
Excuse my hair.
358
00:15:52,011 --> 00:15:53,545
It's super frizzy,
359
00:15:53,613 --> 00:15:56,381
and the only thing about this
moment I wish I could change.
360
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,320
Aah!
361
00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:11,447
GoBot activate!
362
00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:15,334
Form of...
escape rocket!
363
00:16:54,774 --> 00:16:56,408
Get out of here!
You're gonna die!
364
00:16:59,946 --> 00:17:02,114
Why are you running?
365
00:17:02,182 --> 00:17:04,149
I love you!
366
00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:21,817
Lean against
the door!
367
00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:23,702
VITAS
The door won't budge.
368
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:25,654
They must have the
fridge against it.
369
00:17:25,722 --> 00:17:27,556
Uh, this is my wake-up call.
370
00:17:36,199 --> 00:17:37,533
Do it!
Kill me!
371
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,569
Because that's what you're
doing to your sister.
372
00:17:40,637 --> 00:17:43,972
Look, you've got to stop
being so overprotective.
373
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,607
She's not a
little girl, Toshi.
374
00:17:45,675 --> 00:17:47,042
She's a young lady.
375
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,577
I know you love her,
376
00:17:48,645 --> 00:17:50,812
but if you don't loosen
your kung-fu grip,
377
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,198
you're gonna lose her...
forever.
378
00:18:04,077 --> 00:18:06,228
Thanks for sticking up
for me, Steve.
379
00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:09,414
Now I can finally date without
worrying about Toshi's wrath,
380
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:14,119
which is so great, because
I have such a big crush on Doug.
381
00:18:14,187 --> 00:18:15,003
Doug?!
382
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,341
But Doug's nine.
383
00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:21,376
He's a really nice guy.
384
00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:24,196
And Doug can dance.
385
00:18:24,264 --> 00:18:26,031
♪ ♪
386
00:18:54,978 --> 00:18:57,095
♪ ♪
387
00:19:13,046 --> 00:19:14,413
We can't hold them off
forever!
388
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,348
I can't believe we're
gonna get butchered
389
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,117
all because you needed to
have the best haunted house!
390
00:19:19,185 --> 00:19:20,919
I did all this
for you, Francine.
391
00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:22,621
What? Why?
392
00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:23,889
To impress you.
393
00:19:23,957 --> 00:19:25,457
You chose Buckle over me.
394
00:19:25,525 --> 00:19:27,342
It doesn't matter
whose house is scarier.
395
00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:28,910
You're my wife.
396
00:19:28,978 --> 00:19:30,846
You're supposed
to stand by my side,
397
00:19:30,913 --> 00:19:33,682
lie to me and tell me
my house is better.
398
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,718
Oh, my God, Stan,
I'm so sorry.
399
00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:38,537
This is all
my fault.
400
00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:40,005
Yeah, it is your fault.
401
00:19:45,411 --> 00:19:46,511
Head for
the woods!
402
00:19:46,579 --> 00:19:47,663
It's always
safe there!
403
00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:12,487
Hai!
404
00:20:17,977 --> 00:20:18,910
Hai!
405
00:20:18,978 --> 00:20:20,145
Ya!
406
00:20:25,451 --> 00:20:27,219
Ah... ya!
407
00:20:45,488 --> 00:20:47,322
Abba-Zaba!
408
00:20:50,893 --> 00:20:53,395
Oh, I can't stay mad at you.
409
00:20:53,463 --> 00:20:55,464
Come on. There's something
I've wanted to do
410
00:20:55,531 --> 00:20:57,566
since I first laid eyes on you.
411
00:20:57,633 --> 00:21:00,635
Get those bangs off your face.
412
00:21:00,703 --> 00:21:02,504
I'm taking this home with me.
413
00:21:06,993 --> 00:21:10,078
== sync, corrected by elderman ==