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Transcript: Koni, Pipit, mpm

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Synchro: mpm

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- Hey, buckle, that's my seat.
- Not anymore.

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See, I'm more important than you,
I've got some big stuff going on,

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big stuff.

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I'm going to flick your tie.

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You're titillate, don't you?

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But it's the 50's and you don't know
what to do with those feelings.

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Meet me in the bathroom.
I'll drill a hole between the stalls.

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Excuse me, I'm goin' to take
your free game. I'm that important.

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I've got some big stuff goin' on.

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Now, watch me play.
I suck but I do my own sounds effects.

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Refill.

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I'm sorry, we don't give refills.

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I see, you don't know who I am.

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I can't talk about it,
but I've got some big stuff goin' on.

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Now, fill that up.

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That's right, I'm important.

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Man, cafeïne doesn't affect me
at all.

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I can do anything!

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Diner is almost ready.

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I'm doing one of Rachael Ray's
30 minutes meals.

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But I'm saving 10 minutes
by not being all fake and smiley.

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Work sucked today.

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I got passed over
for the Chavez assassination.

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Again.

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Another assassination season
stuck to in an inventory with Mitchell.

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"Call me Mitch."
Stop trying so hard.

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Anyway, everthing will be OK
as soon as I have this delicious...

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Nice.

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Look, Stan, I had a long day too,
you know.

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Exhausting, having so much big stuff

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Big stuff goin' on here.

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That's because it's true.
I'm pretty important. I need this.

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- I've a lot goin' on here on earth.
- You know what, just stop.

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I'm sick of you acting like you're
the most important person in the world.

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- But the truth is...
- Here comes the thruth from Stan.

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- Truth is...
- Everybody make way for Stan,

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- Comin' through with the truth.
- The truth is...

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Here's the truth coming at you
live via Stan.

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Roger, shut up!

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The truth is you're nothing
but a worthless sack of fat ass.

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You're lazy, you're a chubbo,
you lie,

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you cheat, you eat all,
you're a drunk,

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- you never wash your wigs,
- you strut around

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like you're Mary, Queen of Scots, Jesus
and Brangelina all rolled into one.

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Well, you're not!
You're a big fat nothing!

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All right.

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Well, that's it, you did it.

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The real truth is,

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I do have big stuff goin' on,
and here it is.

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I'm...

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the decider.

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The decider?

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I was sent here,
on a top secret mission,

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to decide if the people of earth,
should live or die.

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And what you just said there,
you crossed the line, buddy.

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I've decided.

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A decider?
What is that?

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Some new Lea Thompson
legal thriller on Lifetime?

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Let me guess. She's a judge,
she has a hard time dating,

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- she rides a bike to...
- I decided, Stan.

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I'm going to my fortress of solitude,
outside Roswell

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and sending a message to my people
to blow this dump of a planet up.

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You're going to Roswell
to blow up Earth?

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- Right now?
- Yes.

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- Great, I'll come along.
- Good.

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When I'll bend over
to push the button,

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my ass will be the last thing
you'll ever see.

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I'm going to go brush my teeth,
and then we'll go send the signal.

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Cause of you, bitch. Call your mother,
tell her you killed her.

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I'll do that, thanks.

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Stan, come on.

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You hurt is feeling,
so he is made some stuff up.

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Don't make Roger go
all the way to Roswell,

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- to stick on all his baloney.
- Sorry Francine, but he asked for it.

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I'm tired of him walking around here
like is king poop all the time

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Is that really
what you wanted to say?

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Look at me, I'm a walrus.

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I guess he went to the bathroom
to laugh in private.

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No, he went to get his sister.

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Oh, hey, Kiko.

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Toshi is greatly offended.

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Those chops sticks were carved
in the femur of our great grand mother.

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Gross!

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Until now, Toshi has stoicly tolerated
your boorish jokes.

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- But no more.
- Kiko,

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- listen.
- Do not interrupt!

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Toshi issues a challenge.

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You will compete in the arena
of your choosing.

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The loser will switch
to the later lunch period,

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so you'll never have to eat
together again.

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- Unless you care to apologize.
- What?

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Apologize for being hilarious?
Never.

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Very well.

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Come to our house tomorrow
to choose your challenge.

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Anyone else get a boner
when Kiko slapped me?

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Me neither.
Got to go.

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You know what's funny?

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Walking like a gorilla.

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Why can't you send
your pretend message

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to blow up earth to your own planet
on your cell phone?

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It's not pretend, butt face.

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<i>Southwestern Airlines would like
to welcome all of it passengers</i>

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<i>in boarding group B.</i>

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What?
I'm a C. How you've got a B?

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Pre-orderer while you were packing.

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You know what? Good.
Enjoy your B boarding pass.

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Cause you're gonna be obliterated!

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I got him good.

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Did you hear that alphabet humor,
Arab guy?

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You can't make jokes.

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You make a joke,
you get thrown out the plane.

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Sad, but that's the world
we live in now.

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<i>Now boarding group C and higher.</i>

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Sorry, there's no more room
on the plane.

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- I'm going to have to check your bag.
- Can't I put it on my lap?

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But I wanted to go straight from
the airport to my fortress of solitude.

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I don't want to have to wait for...
It doesn't matter,

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I have bigger thing on my plan,
much much bigger things.

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Comfy there, Mr Decider?

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- Sir, my seat won't go back.
- Yeah, that one is broken.

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But I have a bad back.

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Behold my fortress of solitude.

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Impressive.

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Afternoon, so generous.

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Strawberry Coors?

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It's something I invented.

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I take a regular Coors
and I drink it through a Twizzler.

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I really like your roommate.
Nice touch with the rolling.

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Don't want open the door to wide

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and let Disability Check Dan
over there, see your...

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Fortress of solitude.

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Oh good Lord, it's real.

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You know Stan, it's too bad.
I actually like Francine.

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The rest of it can suck it,
but Francine I'm sorry to see die.

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Roger, we joke a lot, me and you...

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You know that deep, deep in my heart,
I always...

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Too late, Stan.

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You've sealed your fate and now,

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What is wrong?

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What the...

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Why is a...

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"Dear humans
who discover this wreck.

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"Please, disregard it.

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"We crashed this ship
into your planet

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"to test new safety features

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"because we care
about our customers.

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"The alien inside is merely
a crash test dummy

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"who most likely died upon impact."

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A crash test dummy?

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But they told me...

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The decider!

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That is classic!
I'm loving this!

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- No, this can't be.
- Excuse me, gentlemen,

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if I just found out
I'm the Lindberg baby,

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whom do I tell?

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I'm sure by now

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Toshi's realised that is the one
who owes me an apology.

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For making me put parts
of his great grandmother in my mouth.

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I had Japanese great grandma once.

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I had the Shinto's for a week.

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Thank you!

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Choose your method of challenge.

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Each character represents
an ancient Japanese ritual.

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Very well.

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So it is chosen.

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- Wait. What did I choose?
- Hot dog eating contest.

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I'm screwed, man.

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I can't beat a tiny Asian boy
at eating hot dogs.

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Well, you better start training.

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You don't want to switch
to the later lunch period.

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That's when the guy with the milky eyes
start moping up around the tables.

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Why do they make eye patches
if not for that exact situation.

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Maybe he can afford one.

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See now, I bummed out.

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Roger, how was Roswell?

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- What happened?
- Well, for the last 70 years,

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Roger thought he was
the decider of humanity.

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But it turns out,
he's just a crash test dummy.

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- Oh, the poor thing.
- Poor thing, please.

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Trust me,
he'll shake it off in an hour.

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Roger, will you please come out?

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We made your favorite meal.

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Roast squab with a burger
di pana reduction and truffle risotto.

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And toasted brioche?

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Of course.

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Well, there is place set at the table
if you change your mind.

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OK, Roger, you can do this.

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Just pick yourself up
and started new.

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Oh, look who decided
to come to dinner?

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Hey, little guy, want a waffle?

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He is coming in, look.

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Roger, it's OK.

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Stan didn't mean
any of those things he said.

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No, he's right.

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I'm not the most important person
on earth.

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I have no special purpose.

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Don't say that.

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There are a lot of things to do
besides blow up earth.

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Maybe you could get a job.
You know, do something with your life.

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I guess.

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- Are my hot dogs ready, Mum?
- Wouldn't you rather have a waffle?

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No madam, only hot dogs
until day of the showdown.

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Thanks again for teaching me
how to retain my gag reflex.

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You're welcome.

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Hot dogs, uh?

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I like hot dogs.

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Maybe I'll get some sort of hot dog
related job.

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You mean, like making hot dogs,
or selling hot dogs.

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I don't know, I just had the idea.
Will you only think for just one moment?

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I come up with good ideas
and you nailed me with questions.

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Probably something supervisory
in the distribution department.

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There we go, I knew I think
of it if you give me a moment.

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You did it, Roger.

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Assistant regional distribution manager
for Hot Dog Hauss.

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On your way back to the top.

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I need you to refill
the ink in the stamp.

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- Can I decide what color?
- No, it's red.

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Hey Roger, there's a new hot dog house
in Chimdale.

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You need me to decide how many hot dogs
to send them for the grand opening?

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No, just letting you know
that our company's growing.

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Hey Roger, we've got
a bad batch of hot dogs here.

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Nitrate level in them is lethal.
Make they get throwing out, would you?

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- You mean, I'm in charge of something?
- Yeah, sure.

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You're president of throwing out
bad wieners.

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Congratulations.

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Lethal, uh?

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The decider is back.

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Bathroom material.

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This VIP has to VI peepee.

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Yeah, I do it sitting down.

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'Cause comfort is king.

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- And I have no wen.
- What the hell, I was reading that.

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I'm sorry Stan, but I have got
some big stuff goin' on.

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I'm going to take this
in case I get cold on the toilet.

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Here we go again,
he gets a crappy job,

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and he's acting like
he owns the world.

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I'm going down to that hot dog place
and I'm setting that weirdo straight.

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Do you think it's worth taking all
this sick days to make him feel bad?

242
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,856
I've got it cover,
I told 'em that you had a baby.

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00:14:04,981 --> 00:14:06,435
This is from Jackson.

244
00:14:07,376 --> 00:14:10,109
Che Guevara?
Is this supposed to be hip?

245
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:11,376
He was a murderer.

246
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:14,243
Just put him in it one time
when you bring him to the office.

247
00:14:14,368 --> 00:14:15,454
I guess.

248
00:14:20,975 --> 00:14:24,602
Stan, you came to see me at work,
like a wife.

249
00:14:24,919 --> 00:14:26,768
I just stopped by
to show you something.

250
00:14:26,893 --> 00:14:29,826
I downloaded this chart
of Hot Dog Hauss corporate structure.

251
00:14:30,194 --> 00:14:31,778
Look, there's the parent company

252
00:14:31,903 --> 00:14:34,081
there is the subsidiary,
there is the branch of food co.

253
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,581
that presides over Hot Dog Hauss,
there is Hot Dog Hauss

254
00:14:36,706 --> 00:14:39,085
there is east central division,
there this warehouse,

255
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,712
and this tiny little box here,
is you.

256
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,061
- Still feel important?
- Yes, I do,

257
00:14:44,186 --> 00:14:46,582
cause I have some big stuff goin'...

258
00:14:46,707 --> 00:14:48,318
No, you don't.
You have nothing.

259
00:14:48,443 --> 00:14:50,959
- So stop acting like a big shot.
- OK, Stan.

260
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,769
I'll let you know a little secret.

261
00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:55,419
I found this dogs
so full of nitrate,

262
00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:57,409
that each one can kill a man.

263
00:14:57,607 --> 00:15:00,536
I called them, death dogs.
And I'm in charge of them.

264
00:15:00,661 --> 00:15:02,233
- Me.
- What are you talking about?

265
00:15:02,564 --> 00:15:05,626
Any time I want,
I can let out some bad wieners.

266
00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:06,705
See, Stan.

267
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,067
- I'm the decider again.
- Oh yeah?

268
00:15:09,397 --> 00:15:11,534
Where do you keep
these alleged death dogs?

269
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,063
They're not here,
they're some place safe.

270
00:15:14,266 --> 00:15:16,291
Some place you'll never guess.

271
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,583
The last place
you'd ever think to look.

272
00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:21,460
No, don't look in the fridge,
they're not in there.

273
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:26,588
- They're not in there.
- They're not?

274
00:15:26,713 --> 00:15:28,926
Oh boy, let's think,
who could have taken them?

275
00:15:29,213 --> 00:15:31,862
Francine took them
to Steve's hot dog eating contest.

276
00:15:31,987 --> 00:15:33,746
Damn it!
Roger, what have you done?

277
00:15:33,871 --> 00:15:36,762
- Do you know what this means?
- Of course I know what this means.

278
00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:39,361
I just missed my chance to sing
"Who let the dogs out".

279
00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:41,307
Would have been perfect
a moment ago.

280
00:15:41,432 --> 00:15:43,375
You know
who would've really appreciate it?

281
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,899
Steve. Too bad he is probably dead.

282
00:15:49,003 --> 00:15:50,988
You idiot!
You may have killed my son.

283
00:15:51,113 --> 00:15:52,217
There's still time.

284
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,862
Where did Steve said
the hot dog contest was?

285
00:15:55,637 --> 00:15:58,572
God, I don't know.
He must have told me a thousand times.

286
00:15:58,697 --> 00:16:00,580
- I know, me too.
- I totally...

287
00:16:00,705 --> 00:16:02,336
I zone out
when that kid is speaking.

288
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,927
You have to. It's the only way
you can get through diner.

289
00:16:05,052 --> 00:16:06,707
Steve is at Toshi's house.

290
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,785
That's where
the hot dog eating contest is.

291
00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:10,800
What?
Why didn't you say something before?

292
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,554
Daddy and Roger were fighting
and I got scared.

293
00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:17,277
Hopefully you'll pick up this voice mail
before you eat a hot dog.

294
00:16:17,607 --> 00:16:20,472
And if not, if you're listening to this
from heaven,

295
00:16:20,736 --> 00:16:22,020
I love you, kiddo.

296
00:16:22,392 --> 00:16:23,941
Well, I warned Toshi.

297
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,690
You're blocking me, we're taking
your car. Give me the keys.

298
00:16:26,815 --> 00:16:29,307
Fine, you can drive.
But a word of warning,

299
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:32,397
This car is an ass magnet.

300
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,701
When the whistle blows,
the contest begins.

301
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:40,003
Whoever finishes the most hot dogs
in ten minutes, wins.

302
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:41,746
Vomit will disqualify.

303
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,523
OK.
Looks our left on Reservoir Lane.

304
00:16:46,648 --> 00:16:48,567
Never heard of it.
Let me see.

305
00:16:48,952 --> 00:16:51,171
Roger, this a poster of Bo Derek.

306
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,886
Have you ever seen cheekbones...
Look out!

307
00:17:04,869 --> 00:17:07,260
You really do make
a good crash test dummy.

308
00:17:07,385 --> 00:17:08,567
Shut up and drive!

309
00:17:11,635 --> 00:17:13,155
Nobody eat the hot dogs.

310
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,324
Death dogs.
They're called death dogs.

311
00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:17,451
They've eaten 38.

312
00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:19,078
Get away from the table.

313
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,702
You weren't supposed to eat those.
They're poisonous.

314
00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:23,082
You're going to die.

315
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:27,890
Don't you mean, "Oh my Godzilla"?

316
00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:29,093
Thank you.

317
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,756
What have we done?
I'm sorry.

318
00:17:31,994 --> 00:17:34,107
I should have said that
in the first place.

319
00:17:34,232 --> 00:17:35,511
Forgive me?

320
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:42,271
Toshi is honour bound
to accept a death bed apology.

321
00:17:42,747 --> 00:17:46,277
Goodbye then, dear Toshi.
I should have been nicer to you.

322
00:17:46,621 --> 00:17:49,316
You're my only friend
who wasn't poor or fat.

323
00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:53,736
Oh wait, false alarm.
I still have my death dogs.

324
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:57,190
Toshi's mother insisted on using
the hot dogs she bought.

325
00:17:57,453 --> 00:17:59,901
Apparently the ones I brought
weren't good enough.

326
00:18:00,026 --> 00:18:02,687
They weren't.
They would have killed our children.

327
00:18:02,872 --> 00:18:06,250
I'm sorry dear, I don't understand
what you're saying.

328
00:18:06,782 --> 00:18:09,256
Does anyone speaks sushi hostess?

329
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,936
The important thing is that Roger
didn't end up killing anyone.

330
00:18:13,702 --> 00:18:14,987
Where is Roger?

331
00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:18,997
Sorry Stan, I can't let you
destroy these.

332
00:18:19,122 --> 00:18:21,317
They're all I have.
I need them.

333
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,383
I'm worthless now.

334
00:18:36,508 --> 00:18:39,033
I'm a nobody,
just like everyone else.

335
00:18:39,245 --> 00:18:41,428
And it's about time you said it.

336
00:18:41,652 --> 00:18:44,161
Damn it, Stan,
why can't you give Roger a break?

337
00:18:44,286 --> 00:18:46,555
Why should I?
Nobody gives me a break.

338
00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:49,126
I don't see why he gets
to feel important when I don't.

339
00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:52,798
So, that's why you're being
such a jerk to Roger.

340
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,577
You feel like a nobody

341
00:18:54,702 --> 00:18:57,755
so you can't let
Roger feel like a somebody.

342
00:18:58,099 --> 00:19:00,062
Oh, my God.
You're right.

343
00:19:00,898 --> 00:19:03,641
It must be so obvious to everyone
if you picked up on it.

344
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,687
Stan, you're not a nobody.

345
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,927
You're important to me
and to Steve and Hayley.

346
00:19:10,052 --> 00:19:11,578
And even to Roger.

347
00:19:11,703 --> 00:19:14,272
You're so important to him
that he was going to blow up

348
00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:16,760
the whole world
because you insulted him.

349
00:19:18,093 --> 00:19:20,409
I never really thought
about it that way.

350
00:19:23,032 --> 00:19:24,089
Hey, Roger.

351
00:19:24,568 --> 00:19:26,197
I owe you an apology.

352
00:19:26,848 --> 00:19:27,975
I'm sorry.

353
00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:30,823
I just want to feel like I matter.

354
00:19:30,948 --> 00:19:32,178
I know, me too.

355
00:19:32,597 --> 00:19:35,228
- We're not so different, you and I.
- Yes we are.

356
00:19:35,353 --> 00:19:38,459
We're night and day, except
for n this specific instance. So here.

357
00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:40,970
- What is it?
- I'm allergic to shellfish.

358
00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:44,624
If I accidentally eat any, my throat
will swell up and I would die.

359
00:19:44,932 --> 00:19:46,737
This is my EpiPen.

360
00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:49,604
I keep it with me at all times,
to get myself a shot,

361
00:19:49,729 --> 00:19:50,995
just in case.

362
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,564
You're giving it to me?

363
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:56,927
If having the power over life and death
is what it takes to feel special,

364
00:19:57,052 --> 00:19:58,082
then, yes.

365
00:19:58,593 --> 00:19:59,887
When the time comes

366
00:20:00,012 --> 00:20:02,448
you can decide,
whether I live or die.

367
00:20:02,758 --> 00:20:05,451
You make me the decider again.

368
00:20:06,513 --> 00:20:07,921
Enjoy it, buddy.

369
00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:10,734
Hey, you guys, I'm the decider.

370
00:20:12,976 --> 00:20:15,796
I guess today,
isn't these groundhogs...

371
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:17,422
day.

372
00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:26,280
- What are you doing?
- CSI Miami.

373
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,687
- Caruso?
- Just gets you creeper, Daren.

374
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:37,694
- Freshly baked cookies.
- Wow, thank you, Roger.

375
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:41,101
And sorry I acted like an entitled ass
for the last 70 years.

376
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,862
Roger, what's this?

377
00:20:45,987 --> 00:20:48,363
Crawfish cookies.
Need this?

378
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,703
My God, his allergy.
Roger, give him the shot.

379
00:20:52,828 --> 00:20:54,332
Not so fast, Francine.

380
00:20:54,457 --> 00:20:56,058
I'm the decider.

381
00:20:56,183 --> 00:20:58,092
- And I will decide...
- Roger!

382
00:20:58,217 --> 00:20:59,839
And I decide to give him the shot.

383
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,411
- It's empty.
- But I only used it once.

384
00:21:02,536 --> 00:21:04,970
I was super hungover
and I wanted an adrenaline rush.

385
00:21:05,362 --> 00:21:08,301
It felt amazing.