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Synchro: mpm

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Cello, everyone.

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Steve, whoever told you
that is funny

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is not looking out
for your best interest.

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Your friend can't stay for dinner.

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This isn't
a Stovetop Stuffing commercial.

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No, this is my cello.

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- I've been playing it for five years.
- Since you were two?

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Dad, I'm 14.

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I don't think so.

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I feel like Dad barely knows me.

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I just wish we could bond.

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You're growing
into such a sensitive young woman.

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Steve, here's the thing.
You have to take some initiative.

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You know, share something with him.

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I'd like to share something
with you.

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That was going nowhere.
Mail call!

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Per usual, I opened
and read everything. You're welcome.

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Franny, you got some cleaning coupons,
'cause that's what you do,

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and Klaus, you got nothing,
because people think you're dead.

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You don't have to say that every time.
You could just not hand me anything.

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- Anything for me?
- Yes, you got a nice, little package.

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And you also got something
in the mail.

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- What is it, Stan?
- This? In the box?

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Wrong number. Why do people
always call during dinner?

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Wait, Dad, don't you want
to hear my song?

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Steve, here's your copy
of <i>Neglected Child Monthly</i>.

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Kidding, but how perfect would that be?
You'd be on the cover.

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Crying.

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So I learned something new
at cello rehearsal today.

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You see these things right here?
They're called "F-holes".

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F- holes.

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- Right?
- Hey, there's Dad.

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- What's he doing?
- I bet he's having an affair

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with one of those self-storage whores.
Franny, pull over.

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- What is this?
- I can explain.

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A DeLorean?

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Are you running coke?!

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I get it. We'll talk later.
I'm good for half a key.

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Look, I wanted to keep
the car a secret till it was done.

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I've been building it piece by piece
for the last six years.

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You've been working on this stupid thing
for six years!

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You're gonna hate yourself for that
when you see it in the right light.

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Why is Dad building a DeLorean?

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Hello? McFly?

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It's the car
from <i>Back To The Future</i>.

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It's magnificent!

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Stan, how much did this cost?

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$16,000, plus another three G's
for the lights and fog machine.

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What?!

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You told me we couldn't afford
the shoulder surgery I need!

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All right, calm down,
I'm almost done.

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I got the stick shift knob
in the mail today.

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All I need now
is the passenger gull wing door

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and I am finished.

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Six years and $47,000 later.

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- What?
- I mean, whatever number I said before.

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Francine, I don't want to tell you
what you sound like you're doing.

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Pooping.
There. Happy?

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- You embarrassed us both.
- I found it!

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Found what?
Clearly not your inside voice.

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The gull wing door!

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The last piece to your DeLorean!

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- How? I've looked everywhere!
- Craigslist.

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"Craigslist"?
What is that, like Schindler's List?

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Somebody ought to tell Craig the Jews
are doing just fine now, excelling even.

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It's a Web site.

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There's a guy in Albuquerque
who's selling the door.

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If you want it, you got to go get it.
It's first come, first serve.

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I better get directions. I'll Google Map
the nearest Rand McNally store.

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Dad, I was thinking.

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- Maybe you'd want some... company?
- Nope.

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Stan, maybe you should take Steve.

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Steve who?
Guttenberg?

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Yeah! Now, that's a road trip.

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Picking up tail,
signing autographs...

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"All the best.
Love, Mahoney."

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No. Steve Smith, your son.

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Not so sure, babe.

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We don't really connect.
We have nothing in common.

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- Wat would we even talk about?
- Ask him about school.

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It's the perfect opportunity
to bond.

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I don't know.

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Either you take Steve, or you sell
that DeLorean, and get me surgery.

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Fine. Steve, go pack.
We leave in five.

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There they go.

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- You know what this means, don't you?
- You bet I do!

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What?

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What does it mean, Francine?

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- I don't know. Sorry.
- That's okay.

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You were showing
that you were listening.

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It means that with Stan
and Steve gone,

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we're going to have
an adventure of our own!

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So let's all come up
with three potential escapades,

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and meet in an hour to pitch.

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You know, I'm having fun already.

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I am on a lot of prescription pills,
though.

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Is that a story?

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No, it's an addiction.

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So, school...

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School, school, school...

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- You go to school?
- Yes.

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Excellent.
Have they taught you cursive?

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What?
Yes, in third grade.

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Good. You're going to need that.
Lot of business takes place in cursive.

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So...

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you have any brothers or sisters?

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- Want to play a game?
- No. Fun is distracting.

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- I Spy isn't very fun.
- Fine.

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I spy with my little eye
something...

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big.

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- Is it the desert?
- Yes!

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You were right, that wasn't fun.

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"Trapeze school"?

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Well, zany outfits, circus food,

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one of us could really get hurt...
could be fun.

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You see, Hayley, that's how
you make the "maybe" pile.

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Shouldn't we do
something more meaningful?

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Like what?

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Well, you know
what would be really fun?

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A lot of Central American children
are born with hare lips!

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Yes! Freak porn, right? Love it!
We rent a camera,

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- go down to Hope Street...
- No, we raise money and awareness.

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You know, have fun by doing good.

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Let's call it for today.

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I thought we were making progress.

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I know you did.
See you tomorrow.

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Check it out!
A wallet made of rabbit fur.

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This must be
what Indian millionaires use.

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- Yeah, probably.
- I'm buying this.

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- It's my new everyday wallet.
- I don't use a wallet.

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I just keep my money loose.

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You're not...

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you're not worried
about it falling out of your pocket?

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No, I'm not.

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- How... does that feel, son?
- I don't know, Dad.

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I have some reservations
about wearing this.

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No junk food, Pop.

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We didn't run
the father-son marathon for nothing.

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Yeah, you're right.
Hey, son. Peanut me.

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Let's hit the road, you old polecat.

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Hey, Dad, how about a healthy snack?

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- Sure.
- Cottage cheese.

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- Sorry about the cottage cheese.
- That's all right.

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You old polecat!

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Sorry. I...

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You know...

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Oh, my God.

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Guys, guys...
I'm the one who's sorry.

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Those bikes were parked
way too close to each other.

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Accident waiting to happen.

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But it's like my tattoo says.

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None of our adventure ideas
are any good.

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But I still like my idea of putting
David Blaine in an airless refrigerator.

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No, I hate new school street magic.

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I like dirty punk magic.
I like Criss Angel.

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He freaks my mind.

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Filthy little mind-freaker,
that's what he is.

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"Crash the French Ambassador's
Masquerade Ball."

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And it's this Saturday night.
See that's good, Francine.

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- Then it's settled.
- I think I got it.

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We start a protest newspaper.

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Homerun, Canseco.
Newspaper it is.

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Come back to us when you've worked out
literally everything.

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<i>Bon voyage</i>, Hayley.

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- Want to do one?
- I'll just watch. I don't know how.

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- You don't know how to blow a bubble?
- And you don't know how to make love.

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So not everyone knows
how to do everything, okay?

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I'll teach you.
Here, chew.

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Now what?

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I want you to flatten
that gum out into a sheet.

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Now, take that sheet
and pretend it's a ghost costume,

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and you're dressing your tongue up
to go out trick-or-treating.

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All right.

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Okay, I want you to blow
a very gentle channel of air

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into the ghost costume.

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You're doing it!

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All right, slow down.

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Reel it back in.
Reel it, reel it back in!

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My eyes!

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Get it off! Get it off!

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Dad! The road!

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What? What?

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My heart is beating out of my chest.

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I saw the face of God
in that pink sticky.

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- Now what?
- We need some help.

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You da man.

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Hello, friend. As you can see,
we're in a bit of a bind...

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You askew my mirror.

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- I what now?
- I askew yours.

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There.

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Balance.

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Yin. Yang.

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That was not my intent.

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<i>Sayonara</i>, butt face!

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Tonight is going to be so much fun.

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I feel like the belle of the ball!

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Yeah, well, I'm the belle of the ball,
so you can feel however you want.

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You started an adventure without me?

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- Why wouldn't you include me?
- You're no fun.

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What?
I'm fun!

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You, you sweet, man-faced girl.

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You're not fun.

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I was having fun, and then I saw you
and my fun went soft.

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Forget you guys!

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<i>Elle est dérangée avec nous.</i>

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<i>Ouais!</i>

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Okay, we still have money.

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We'll hitchhike to the next town
and rent a car.

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We'll still get that door.

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Stay back!
No sudden movements!

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- What are you doing?
- Saving us!

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Haven't you ever
heard of a trouser snake?

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I don't think you have that quite...

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I'll get it.

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Got it!

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What the hell?

219
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There's so much crime in the desert!

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Not sure if anyone's going
to pick up a half-naked 42-year-old

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and his young boy companion.

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- Just sayin'.
- This is all your fault.

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We're in this whole mess because of you
and your stupid bubblegum lesson.

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We're in this mess because you punched
me into that Asian guy's mirror!

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Well, you practically handed
my rabbit wallet to that hawk!

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This whole trip was a bad idea!

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I thought we could bond,
but clearly that's impossible.

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It's not my fault
we have nothing in common.

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Sure, we do.

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We both clearly like
<i>Back To The Future</i>.

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- What's that?
- <i>Back To The Future</i>!

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The classic time-traveling comedy?

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Never heard of it.
You know I hate time-based comedies.

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<i>Mannequin 2</i>
being the obvious exception.

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Then why are you building
a DeLorean?

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Because I always admired
John DeLorean.

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The man had a magnificent chin
and a dream.

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To build a car company
from the ground up.

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I just wanted to capture
a little piece of that magic.

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Make something I could be proud of.

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I guess it was a stupid dream.

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00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:54,319
No, Dad. It's not a stupid dream.

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It's a good dream.
And it's your dream.

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And that guy's dream.

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00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,370
He's after our door!

246
00:14:03,495 --> 00:14:05,551
We've got to beat him to it!
Come on!

247
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:15,789
Son, I've been at the CIA
for 20 years.

248
00:14:15,914 --> 00:14:17,966
Never ruffled any feathers,
always done my job.

249
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,890
In doing so,
I've collected exactly two favors.

250
00:14:24,903 --> 00:14:25,953
That's one.

251
00:14:27,111 --> 00:14:28,111
And two.

252
00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:33,621
- What are you doing? Get in!
- Just a sec. This is going to be good!

253
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,873
- Come on!
- Go! Go!

254
00:14:55,535 --> 00:14:57,880
You going to be all right
if I catch a couple Z's, Pop?

255
00:14:58,005 --> 00:15:00,371
- Pretty sleepy.
- Go ahead, bud. Don't worry about me.

256
00:15:00,496 --> 00:15:02,496
I'm fueled by pure adrenaline.

257
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,152
I'm just going to rest my eyes.

258
00:15:16,158 --> 00:15:17,608
Hey, look who's up.

259
00:15:21,779 --> 00:15:24,302
Andy? Oh, my God, Andy!

260
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,149
Are you okay?
What happened?

261
00:15:27,505 --> 00:15:29,155
Can you move your neck?

262
00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:30,783
Oh, God!

263
00:15:32,553 --> 00:15:34,925
I wanted to win, but not like this.

264
00:15:35,472 --> 00:15:37,083
We had different approaches, sure,

265
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:40,162
but I always respected
the hell out of you!

266
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,111
Oh! My buddy!

267
00:15:43,969 --> 00:15:45,169
You know what?

268
00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:48,368
We are going to finish this...

269
00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:49,918
together.

270
00:15:52,656 --> 00:15:54,527
Come on.
Come on, let's go.

271
00:15:57,527 --> 00:15:58,527
Let's go.

272
00:16:04,274 --> 00:16:06,724
Cut it out, Roger.
Tonight was a bust.

273
00:16:06,849 --> 00:16:09,338
We were the only ones
in period costumes,

274
00:16:09,463 --> 00:16:11,802
and your gibberish got me
punched in the boob.

275
00:16:13,162 --> 00:16:15,973
- At least we're more fun than Hayley.
- Oh, really?

276
00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:18,142
Why don't you open the fridge?

277
00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:21,826
David Blaine!

278
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,568
You used my idea.

279
00:16:26,339 --> 00:16:27,314
He's dead.

280
00:16:27,439 --> 00:16:29,910
Oh, my God!
He said he could hold his breath!

281
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:34,107
I'm sorry. You are fun, Hayley.
I'm going to kick him.

282
00:16:35,116 --> 00:16:36,514
Criss Angel!

283
00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:38,777
You freaked my mind,
you filthy punk!

284
00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:40,125
Come see my room.

285
00:16:47,984 --> 00:16:50,370
Great Scott!
That door is mine!

286
00:16:50,495 --> 00:16:52,176
I've been looking for it for years!

287
00:16:52,519 --> 00:16:55,954
I don't know what you're talking about.
My dad and I are just headed to Santa Fe

288
00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:58,431
to sell our unique collection
of turquoise jewelry.

289
00:16:58,556 --> 00:17:01,644
You know the Navajo believe
that turquoise... Floor it, Dad!

290
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,960
We got to get this DeLorean
up to 88 miles an hour.

291
00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:12,668
- You did see the movie.
- What?

292
00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:14,912
No, that's as fast as this car goes.

293
00:17:15,037 --> 00:17:16,909
Not very powerful.
Neat looking, though.

294
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,500
Take it easy out there,
Mr. Smith, Mr. Kerkhoff.

295
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,189
I mean, what kind of a rush
could you two be in?

296
00:17:46,337 --> 00:17:48,037
You're in time machines.

297
00:17:48,532 --> 00:17:50,315
You got all the time you need.

298
00:17:53,027 --> 00:17:54,238
I don't get it.

299
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:57,086
Hey, that's not your DeLorean.

300
00:17:57,853 --> 00:17:59,046
My mistake.

301
00:18:00,169 --> 00:18:01,169
Butthead.

302
00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:06,564
Thanks! I need one of these!

303
00:18:07,966 --> 00:18:08,966
Oh, my God!

304
00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:15,047
I can't win like this.

305
00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:17,094
I feel like I'm shaking hands
with a cat.

306
00:18:17,466 --> 00:18:19,972
Get next to him!
He's not getting away with this!

307
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,105
The Libyans!

308
00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:37,094
I believe this belongs to my dad.

309
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,494
Hey, son. Knob me!

310
00:18:49,466 --> 00:18:50,713
That was awesome!

311
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,120
Do not tell your mom I let you jump
from a moving car.

312
00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:56,014
Twice. Really. Steve?

313
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:58,016
Look at me.
Not a word.

314
00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:03,474
Damn!

315
00:19:12,573 --> 00:19:14,191
You guys here for the desk?

316
00:19:14,316 --> 00:19:16,943
- No, we're here for the DeLorean door.
- You sure?

317
00:19:17,418 --> 00:19:18,762
It's a nice desk.

318
00:19:19,996 --> 00:19:22,784
- You here for the desk?
- No, I'm here for the door.

319
00:19:24,388 --> 00:19:27,402
Well, these two were here first.
The door's theirs.

320
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,574
Yes, I can't believe it!
We did it!

321
00:19:29,699 --> 00:19:32,271
We did it! We won!
It's over!

322
00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:42,922
You know what, old stuff?
Let him have it.

323
00:19:43,047 --> 00:19:44,694
- What?
- Go ahead.

324
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:52,013
Dad, what are you doing?

325
00:19:52,138 --> 00:19:54,495
See that guy over there
dry humping the door?

326
00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:56,417
- You know where he's going?
- No.

327
00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:59,349
Neither does he.
But we know where we're going.

328
00:19:59,637 --> 00:20:01,403
To find another door.

329
00:20:05,386 --> 00:20:08,613
Don't you see, son?
Finding DeLorean doors is our thing.

330
00:20:10,464 --> 00:20:11,683
I guess it is.

331
00:20:11,808 --> 00:20:13,919
Of course it is, you old polecat!

332
00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:21,283
Sorry. Now, to keep
our cool factor at ten,

333
00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:23,347
I'm going to pull her around,
go real slow,

334
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,356
and you just hop in
when it feels right.

335
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:34,983
Gunned it prematurely.
I'm sorry.

336
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,836
Hang on. Coming back around.
Keep the dream alive.

337
00:20:44,946 --> 00:20:46,046
There we go.

338
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:58,231
We did it, Andy!

339
00:20:58,944 --> 00:21:00,544
We did it, old friend!