1 00:00:00,527 --> 00:00:10,527 Subtitles synced by B[r]3 to fit: The.Devils.Rejects.2005.720p.BluRay.x264-SiNNERS [DeadlyBrEaThE@gmail.com] 2 00:04:49,528 --> 00:04:51,587 Mr. Dobson, 3 00:04:51,663 --> 00:04:54,291 it's time for us to do what the Good Lord would refer to 4 00:04:54,366 --> 00:04:56,664 as a "cleansing of the wicked," 5 00:04:56,735 --> 00:04:59,533 and what my brother George, God rest his soul, 6 00:04:59,605 --> 00:05:02,335 used to call "100% Alabama ass kickin'." 7 00:05:03,809 --> 00:05:05,801 So you think we're gonna die here today? 8 00:05:05,878 --> 00:05:09,575 Dying's not an option. Now, you stick that back 9 00:05:09,649 --> 00:05:12,174 in that gray matter of yours and you make that stick, 10 00:05:12,251 --> 00:05:14,845 'cause any other thought's gonna get you cold-slabbed, 11 00:05:14,921 --> 00:05:18,618 toe-tagged and mailed home to your mom in a plastic bag. Are we crystal? 12 00:05:18,691 --> 00:05:20,955 - Crystal, sir. - Gentlemen! 13 00:05:21,027 --> 00:05:22,688 Let's do what God made us to do. 14 00:05:25,598 --> 00:05:30,331 This is Sheriff John Quincey Wydell... 15 00:05:30,403 --> 00:05:34,066 of the Ruggsville County Sheriffs Department. 16 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:36,165 You're completely surrounded! 17 00:05:37,443 --> 00:05:39,912 You have no chance of escape! 18 00:05:41,749 --> 00:05:44,684 Now would be the time to vacate the premises peacefully. 19 00:05:48,022 --> 00:05:50,650 There's a million fucking cops! 20 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:52,555 Come on. 21 00:05:52,626 --> 00:05:54,457 Otis, the fucking pigs are everywhere! 22 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:57,156 - Tell me something I don't know! - We've gotta do something! 23 00:05:57,231 --> 00:06:00,428 You're completely surrounded. You have no chance of escape. 24 00:06:00,501 --> 00:06:02,469 Can't take the car, about 25 pigs. 25 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,902 I know, I know! Shit fuck shit fuck! 26 00:06:04,972 --> 00:06:06,803 Shit. Where the fuck is Tiny? 27 00:06:06,874 --> 00:06:08,671 - I ain't seen Tiny. - Tiny! 28 00:06:08,742 --> 00:06:11,576 - I think he went out last night. - Everybody shut up! 29 00:06:21,356 --> 00:06:23,551 Mama, what's the matter? 30 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:27,959 I keep thinking about... old times... 31 00:06:28,029 --> 00:06:31,157 like when you was a fuckin' baby. 32 00:06:31,232 --> 00:06:34,065 - You looked like an angel. - I know, Mama. 33 00:06:34,135 --> 00:06:37,127 - You told me that a million times. - Yeah. 34 00:06:37,205 --> 00:06:39,070 Gentlemen! 35 00:06:41,042 --> 00:06:42,566 On the count of three! 36 00:06:42,644 --> 00:06:44,806 - Ready? - Yeah. 37 00:06:45,848 --> 00:06:48,112 - One! - I love you, Mama. 38 00:06:48,184 --> 00:06:50,709 - I love you, Baby. - Two! 39 00:06:52,688 --> 00:06:54,155 Let's go. 40 00:07:00,262 --> 00:07:02,025 Three! 41 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,830 Fucking pigs! 42 00:07:15,445 --> 00:07:17,345 Stupid motherfucker! 43 00:07:20,784 --> 00:07:23,150 Die, you fuckers! 44 00:07:34,498 --> 00:07:36,864 - You okay?! - Yeah, are you? 45 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:38,127 Fuck! 46 00:07:43,206 --> 00:07:45,333 - Ready? - Yeah yeah yeah, go go! 47 00:07:49,547 --> 00:07:51,515 Wydell: Man down! 48 00:08:12,637 --> 00:08:15,037 - Hold your fire! - Hold your fire! 49 00:08:15,106 --> 00:08:17,199 Dobson! Get some tear-gas in that house! 50 00:08:17,275 --> 00:08:19,106 Sir! 51 00:09:57,979 --> 00:09:59,776 Mama! 52 00:10:03,985 --> 00:10:06,715 Let's go! Let's go! 53 00:10:16,865 --> 00:10:19,356 Do not fucking move! 54 00:10:22,337 --> 00:10:25,272 I advise you to lower that weapon. 55 00:10:27,175 --> 00:10:29,143 I'm sorry, Sheriff, 56 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:31,202 but you ain't gettin' me. 57 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:36,510 Looks like you ain't gettin' off that easy, 58 00:10:36,585 --> 00:10:38,553 huh, bitch? 59 00:13:25,159 --> 00:13:27,127 All right, everybody listen up. 60 00:13:27,194 --> 00:13:30,095 I want this place gone over with a fine-tooth comb. 61 00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:32,564 Wherever these fuckers are, 62 00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:35,431 - they gotta be close. - I am standing outside the perimeter 63 00:13:35,503 --> 00:13:38,666 of what is turning out to be the most horrific crime scene 64 00:13:38,739 --> 00:13:41,003 since Jack the Ripper stalked the streets of London. 65 00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:43,543 What police have uncovered reads like this... 66 00:13:43,612 --> 00:13:46,581 words can't describe it... 67 00:13:46,648 --> 00:13:48,980 "Human skulls used as ornaments, 68 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:52,486 body parts stuffed in refrigerators. " 69 00:13:52,554 --> 00:13:54,681 And I can't believe what it says here: 70 00:13:54,756 --> 00:13:56,951 "A mass grave of decomposing bodies 71 00:13:57,025 --> 00:13:59,653 dumped under the crawlspace of the house. " 72 00:14:03,832 --> 00:14:06,892 Hey, Chief, you might wanna check this out. 73 00:14:07,969 --> 00:14:09,937 - What? - I don't know. 74 00:14:11,273 --> 00:14:13,673 Jesus H Christ. 75 00:14:13,742 --> 00:14:15,710 Motherfucker. 76 00:14:15,777 --> 00:14:19,305 What, you recognize the clown? 77 00:14:19,382 --> 00:14:21,316 Yeah, his name is Spaulding, 78 00:14:21,384 --> 00:14:23,352 Captain fucking Spaulding. 79 00:14:24,954 --> 00:14:28,549 Oh, yeah! Ooh, yes! Gimme... give it to me! 80 00:14:28,624 --> 00:14:30,524 - Yeah. - Yeah yeah. 81 00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:32,117 Yeah, ride the horse, baby! Ride it! 82 00:14:32,195 --> 00:14:35,562 Ride it! Yeah yeah yeah. 83 00:14:37,466 --> 00:14:40,902 God! Oh, yeah, honey. Oh-ho! 84 00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:42,904 - Give it to me. 85 00:14:42,972 --> 00:14:45,133 - Oh, yeah. Yeah! Oh, yeah! - You're the captain. 86 00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:47,506 - Come on, baby. - Yeah yeah yeah... 87 00:14:47,577 --> 00:14:49,546 Oh, ride me, baby. Ride it, ride it. 88 00:14:49,613 --> 00:14:51,877 Ride it! Feels so good! 89 00:14:51,949 --> 00:14:54,417 Yeah! Yes, give it! Give it up! Give it! 90 00:14:54,484 --> 00:14:56,315 Give it, give it! Yeah! Oh! 91 00:14:56,386 --> 00:14:59,878 Come on, baby, ride it home! Yeah yeah yeah... 92 00:14:59,957 --> 00:15:02,118 - Yes! Yeah! - Yeah, oh! 93 00:15:19,343 --> 00:15:22,211 Ah! Oh, honey! 94 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,043 You gettin' a good ride tonight. 95 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,910 Next time, you gonna have to pay me. 96 00:15:31,856 --> 00:15:33,915 Did you just call me a fucking whore? 97 00:15:33,992 --> 00:15:36,483 Well, I calls 'em like I sees 'em. 98 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,529 Really? 99 00:15:38,596 --> 00:15:40,359 You think I'm a fucking whore? 100 00:15:40,431 --> 00:15:42,592 I don't think it, I know it. 101 00:15:46,804 --> 00:15:48,999 - Whore this, fucker. - Hey hey hey hey! 102 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,904 Come on now, baby, hold on. 103 00:15:50,975 --> 00:15:53,034 I'm just messing with ya. You know us clowns, 104 00:15:53,112 --> 00:15:57,242 we like to just fool around a bunch, you know? Come on. 105 00:16:02,988 --> 00:16:06,253 - Yeah. - Laugh. 106 00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:09,459 Clown... laugh! 107 00:16:14,366 --> 00:16:15,765 Poopy. 108 00:16:17,903 --> 00:16:19,962 What's the matter, bad dream? 109 00:16:20,039 --> 00:16:22,200 Yeah, 50-50. 110 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,242 You want to fool around some more? 111 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:27,007 Oh, Jesus Christ, woman, I gotta take a piss. 112 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,071 - No. - Didn't you get enough ass-banging 113 00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:32,175 last night? God damn it, my dick is still sore. 114 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,277 - Oh, come on, I'm horny. - No. 115 00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:36,447 Most guys like that quality in a girl. 116 00:16:38,558 --> 00:16:42,153 Yeah, except you acting like some kinda spastic mongoloid in heat. 117 00:16:45,532 --> 00:16:47,500 - Fuckin' bitch. - Hurry! 118 00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:50,836 Spaulding: Ah... 119 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,240 Where is it? 120 00:16:54,307 --> 00:16:56,741 Just calm down, it'll be on in a minute. 121 00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:59,371 Ah! Ha ha! There it is! 122 00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:01,813 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 123 00:17:01,882 --> 00:17:04,817 - Yeah. - You look so sexy. 124 00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:09,219 Captain Spaulding again. I'm here to tell you about a brand-new attraction. 125 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:12,726 Mary... the monkey. Oh yeah, that's right. 126 00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:14,590 - Ha! That fuckin' monkey. - This here little monkey 127 00:17:14,662 --> 00:17:16,926 ...is half real human, half monkey... - I love that monkey. 128 00:17:16,997 --> 00:17:19,761 ...I brought all the way from the wilds of Borneo. 129 00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:23,600 When y'all come in, make sure you bring little Johnny and Suzie with you. 130 00:17:23,671 --> 00:17:25,662 She'll scare the holy guacamole out of 'em. 131 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:29,301 Ha ha! And remember while you're down here, 132 00:17:29,377 --> 00:17:32,279 pick up a "Captain Spaulding for president" T-shirt 133 00:17:32,347 --> 00:17:35,282 all shapes and... 134 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,580 Hey, what the fuck is this? 135 00:17:37,652 --> 00:17:39,779 I paid good money for this goddamn commercial! 136 00:17:41,356 --> 00:17:43,790 Sheriff, "News Update," what is the situation now? 137 00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:45,588 The situation? 138 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,628 Now what? God damn it! 139 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:50,998 - What are you... - Yeah, what? 140 00:17:51,066 --> 00:17:52,693 - Daddy, you gotta get outta there. - Why? 141 00:17:52,768 --> 00:17:55,896 - The pigs hit us this morning real bad. - Shut the fuck up! 142 00:17:55,971 --> 00:18:00,635 - They're gonna be coming for you too. - All right, just calm down. 143 00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:04,544 I'll meet you at the Kahiki Palms Motel just like we always planned. 144 00:18:04,614 --> 00:18:07,845 - Yeah, okay. - I'll be there as soon as I can. 145 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,885 All right, just go now. 146 00:18:18,127 --> 00:18:20,118 Poopy! 147 00:18:20,196 --> 00:18:22,289 What do you need a gun for? Where are we going? 148 00:18:22,365 --> 00:18:24,629 - You ain't going nowhere, bitch. - Oh, Poopy! 149 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,395 Get outta my fuckin' way! 150 00:18:26,469 --> 00:18:29,927 If you're out there listening to this, I got a message for ya. 151 00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:32,668 I'm coming to get ya. You can't run forever. 152 00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:35,871 You're gonna have to stop somewhere, sometime, and when you do 153 00:18:35,946 --> 00:18:39,143 I'm gonna be there to put the wrath of the Lord up your ass. 154 00:18:39,216 --> 00:18:40,706 Poopy, don't go! 155 00:18:40,784 --> 00:18:43,184 God damn it, stop calling me Poopy! 156 00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:45,312 - But, Poopy... - Leave me alone, woman! 157 00:18:45,389 --> 00:18:47,584 - I want my Poopy! Poopy, no! - Leave me alone! 158 00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:04,002 In an attempt to help the Ruggsville Police Department, 159 00:19:04,074 --> 00:19:06,042 we here at "News Update" 160 00:19:06,109 --> 00:19:08,738 would like to show you these mug shots of the suspects 161 00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:12,112 known to have escaped during the raid earlier this morning. 162 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:47,078 100. 150. 163 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:48,915 175. 164 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:53,555 184 bucks? What?! 165 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,560 - Candy! - What? 166 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:59,257 Candy, come on down here! Come on, cut that out. 167 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,299 Turn it off. Candy, come down here! 168 00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:06,567 - Come on down here! - All right. Shit. 169 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,607 What? 170 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,541 This is bullshit, baby! What is this? 171 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:15,445 What do you want me to say? It's a slow fuckin' night, boss. 172 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,484 All them farmers want is a quickie hand job and boom! 173 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,226 10 dollar! 174 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:31,094 Get back on their tractors, save the real fucking for the sheep. 175 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:34,258 Jesus, Candy, you gotta figure a way to hook 'em in. 176 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,303 You gotta hustle that pussy. 177 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,635 Find a new angle and you might attract a higher clientele. 178 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,335 Yeah, well, I've been thinking about that. 179 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:47,404 I was thinking about something spacey like that "Star Wars" shit. 180 00:20:47,481 --> 00:20:51,247 You know, them losers wanna fuck Princess Leia, right? 181 00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:53,287 I'd fuck her. 182 00:20:53,354 --> 00:20:55,584 Thank you. 183 00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:58,284 I don't know, you start messing with that spacey shit, 184 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,554 and you'll really bring out some sick bitches. 185 00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:03,028 They all wanting to pretend they're robots. 186 00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:06,260 Last thing I need is horny robots running around, tripping over shit. 187 00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,700 Droids... boss, they call 'em droids. 188 00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:11,761 Whatever. I still say it's risky. 189 00:21:15,309 --> 00:21:17,574 Wong's Hong Kong Gardens, 190 00:21:17,646 --> 00:21:19,614 this is Mr. Wong speaking. 191 00:21:19,681 --> 00:21:21,945 Cut the shit, Charlie. It's me, Cutter. 192 00:21:22,017 --> 00:21:24,884 I got a serious meltdown going on down here 193 00:21:24,953 --> 00:21:28,116 and I need a place to cool out, so I'm coming down. 194 00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:31,455 Fuck, man, I don't think it's such a great idea, you coming around here. 195 00:21:31,526 --> 00:21:34,461 I am coming down... now. 196 00:21:34,529 --> 00:21:36,554 - Whoa, ho... hold it! - Fuck. 197 00:21:36,632 --> 00:21:38,361 Hold it! 198 00:21:38,433 --> 00:21:39,832 Fuck! 199 00:22:01,691 --> 00:22:03,659 Man, I don't see him. 200 00:22:03,726 --> 00:22:05,489 Shit, where the fuck is he? 201 00:22:06,763 --> 00:22:09,323 Jesus! Can we get over this already? 202 00:22:09,399 --> 00:22:11,993 I mean, I just don't find it funny anymore. 203 00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:14,332 I don't know, it's still pretty funny. 204 00:22:14,404 --> 00:22:17,237 - I'd say so. - I hate to be the one 205 00:22:17,306 --> 00:22:20,605 - to tell you I told you so... - Then don't. 206 00:22:20,677 --> 00:22:24,170 - But ridin' a mechanical bull is not as easy as it looks. 207 00:22:24,248 --> 00:22:26,876 Technically, she had a pretty good ride... 208 00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:29,111 until tragedy struck. 209 00:22:29,186 --> 00:22:31,211 Hey, the lesson here is 210 00:22:31,288 --> 00:22:35,554 that tube tops are not the proper attire for bull riding, Glory. 211 00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:37,218 I agree with you. 212 00:22:37,294 --> 00:22:40,263 You gonna have to put a harness on them little suckers, honey. 213 00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:42,855 Her "tig bitties" were flappin' around... 214 00:22:42,933 --> 00:22:45,629 My titties don't flap! 215 00:22:45,703 --> 00:22:48,968 They looked like two raccoons in a gunnysack fighting to get out. 216 00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:51,098 - Oh, Adam, shut up. - When her top fell down, 217 00:22:51,175 --> 00:22:53,109 I was gonna pee myself! 218 00:22:53,177 --> 00:22:54,873 "I was gonna pee myself!" 219 00:22:54,946 --> 00:22:57,414 You're just jealous 'cause you don't have any titties. 220 00:22:57,482 --> 00:23:00,042 Oh, Gloria, come on, no reason to get mean. 221 00:23:00,118 --> 00:23:02,086 Come on, baby. 222 00:23:02,153 --> 00:23:03,848 You had one titty going this way 223 00:23:03,922 --> 00:23:07,323 and one titty going that way. It was pretty amazing. 224 00:23:07,392 --> 00:23:10,657 Chances are high you made a few fans that night. 225 00:23:10,729 --> 00:23:12,390 Oh, shut up, dipshit. 226 00:23:12,464 --> 00:23:14,557 Well, I told Johnny Cash, and he said... 227 00:23:14,632 --> 00:23:17,430 did you know I shook hands with Johnny Cash once? 228 00:23:17,502 --> 00:23:20,938 Roy, how about you go find me the ice machine? 229 00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:22,939 I need a drink. 230 00:23:23,007 --> 00:23:26,466 I'll get you the ice, but you gotta promise us an encore tomorrow. 231 00:23:26,545 --> 00:23:28,513 Roy! 232 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:31,311 You wish, honey. Don't you wish. 233 00:23:31,383 --> 00:23:33,374 The babes are going into seclusion. 234 00:23:35,421 --> 00:23:37,582 Man over radio: The leader of this group who is 235 00:23:37,656 --> 00:23:40,819 a local celebrity goes by the name of Captain Spaulding 236 00:23:40,893 --> 00:23:43,453 along with two other suspects known as Otis... 237 00:23:43,529 --> 00:23:45,520 Aw, shit fuck shit fuck! 238 00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:47,065 God, calm down. Get rid of the car. 239 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:48,998 Don't worry, I'll get us a room. 240 00:23:49,068 --> 00:23:51,332 - Well, hurry the fuck up! - Fuck you! 241 00:23:51,403 --> 00:23:52,927 Fuck you! 242 00:23:54,974 --> 00:23:56,965 Police revealed today that they believe 243 00:23:57,042 --> 00:23:59,807 most of the victims were drugged, kidnapped and sexually assaulted. 244 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,745 God damn it! Fuck! 245 00:24:04,117 --> 00:24:07,917 Hey, Roy, I was doing some research on that thing I was telling you about. 246 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,888 - What thing? - Rodeo clowning. 247 00:24:13,093 --> 00:24:14,583 Rodeo... 248 00:24:18,231 --> 00:24:20,392 A rodeo clown? You been smoking dope. 249 00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:24,096 Yeah... I mean no, not right now. 250 00:24:25,138 --> 00:24:27,766 Let me tell you something. 251 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:31,209 You spend one second in that pen and that bull'd have his horn 252 00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:34,737 up your ass and sticking out your pecker. 253 00:24:34,816 --> 00:24:36,784 That's exactly what I thought you'd say. 254 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:40,844 You know, you can never be supportive of anything I wanna do. 255 00:24:40,922 --> 00:24:42,719 What do you want me to say? 256 00:24:42,790 --> 00:24:45,759 That you're dressed for the part and headed in the right direction? 257 00:24:45,827 --> 00:24:47,795 Well, Adam was saying... 258 00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:49,887 I've always been good with animals. 259 00:24:49,964 --> 00:24:51,932 I mean, dogs love me. 260 00:24:51,999 --> 00:24:54,399 And isn't a horse kinda like a big dog? 261 00:24:55,469 --> 00:24:57,869 I don't know. 262 00:24:59,507 --> 00:25:02,670 No, you're not clown material. 263 00:25:02,743 --> 00:25:06,077 Forget it. I'm gonna walk on over to the gas station. 264 00:25:06,148 --> 00:25:08,912 - You want anything? - No... yes. 265 00:25:08,984 --> 00:25:11,509 Get me some of that beef jerky. 266 00:25:11,587 --> 00:25:13,555 Thanks for talking. 267 00:25:13,622 --> 00:25:16,648 I could've been on that pit crew down in North Carolina. 268 00:25:19,328 --> 00:25:21,296 Yeah. 269 00:25:36,112 --> 00:25:38,580 Baby: Meow! Meow. 270 00:25:38,648 --> 00:25:40,616 Hey, pussycat. 271 00:25:42,385 --> 00:25:44,319 Hey, got a light? 272 00:25:45,989 --> 00:25:49,686 No, uh, I don't smoke. 273 00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:53,718 My doctor says I got lungs like a professional athlete. 274 00:25:53,796 --> 00:25:55,787 Ah, I get it. You wanna live forever. 275 00:25:55,865 --> 00:25:57,833 Yeah yeah, well... 276 00:25:57,901 --> 00:26:00,870 So what, are you on vacation all by yourself or something? 277 00:26:00,937 --> 00:26:05,397 Yeah... no. I'm actually out here with my singing group. 278 00:26:05,475 --> 00:26:06,806 I do the lead singing for it. 279 00:26:06,876 --> 00:26:08,674 It's called "Banjo and Sullivan. " 280 00:26:08,746 --> 00:26:11,647 I used to sing with Johnny Cash. He shook my hand. 281 00:26:11,715 --> 00:26:14,548 I love famous people. They're so much better than the real thing. 282 00:26:14,618 --> 00:26:18,611 Well, yeah, I suppose they are. 283 00:26:18,689 --> 00:26:21,180 I bet all the girls wanna fuck you. 284 00:26:23,193 --> 00:26:28,756 - Would you say that again? - I bet all the girls wanna fuck you. 285 00:26:28,832 --> 00:26:30,800 (both laughing) 286 00:26:34,305 --> 00:26:36,739 Do you kiss your mama with that mouth? 287 00:26:36,807 --> 00:26:40,243 Trust me, fella, that ain't the only thing I do with this mouth. 288 00:26:40,311 --> 00:26:42,678 Don't tell me that! What? Say that again. 289 00:26:42,747 --> 00:26:45,272 That I ain't the only thing I do with this mouth. 290 00:26:45,350 --> 00:26:47,318 It's so depressing. 291 00:26:47,385 --> 00:26:50,786 Let's talk about some of the symbols of these groups 292 00:26:50,855 --> 00:26:52,755 like the inverted cross or the pentagram 293 00:26:52,824 --> 00:26:55,759 or the number 666 left at the scene of the crime. 294 00:26:55,827 --> 00:26:57,226 What do you think about that? 295 00:27:05,403 --> 00:27:08,065 This is not an isolated incident. 296 00:27:08,139 --> 00:27:11,040 Well, members of these cults realize they have no chance 297 00:27:11,109 --> 00:27:13,101 of attacking God directly. 298 00:27:13,179 --> 00:27:17,673 - So the next best thing... - Adam, could you switch this? 299 00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:22,153 - I can't stand to hear about this. - What do I look like, Roy? 300 00:27:22,221 --> 00:27:24,587 I'm Sullivan, 301 00:27:24,657 --> 00:27:26,989 Roy Sullivan. 302 00:27:27,059 --> 00:27:29,027 Well... Roy Sullivan. 303 00:27:29,095 --> 00:27:32,258 You gonna take me back to your room and play with me? 304 00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:35,261 My wife's in that room. 305 00:27:35,334 --> 00:27:37,097 Or is my brother gonna have to shoot 306 00:27:37,169 --> 00:27:38,864 your fucking teeth out of your head? 307 00:27:40,306 --> 00:27:43,207 Okay, let's go, Hoss. Move it. 308 00:27:43,275 --> 00:27:46,006 Just makes me sick to my stomach to think 309 00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:49,207 that we live in a world where there are Satanic cults. 310 00:27:49,282 --> 00:27:51,375 Come on, Gloria, it's a bunch of crap. 311 00:27:51,451 --> 00:27:53,919 - I don't know. - Look at these two idiots. 312 00:27:53,987 --> 00:27:57,354 They're just exaggerating all this shit to try and kick up ratings. 313 00:27:57,424 --> 00:28:00,484 They wanna get people scared so they stay at home, 314 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,960 buy TV dinners. Fuck me running. 315 00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:06,488 I don't know about that. That business down in Ruggsville... 316 00:28:06,566 --> 00:28:09,091 Ruggsville? Ruggsville can kiss my ass. 317 00:28:09,169 --> 00:28:11,501 Ain't nothing but a bunch of local cousinfuckers 318 00:28:11,571 --> 00:28:13,505 corn-holing the livestock. 319 00:28:13,573 --> 00:28:16,974 Could you just switch it for me anyway, please? 320 00:28:17,044 --> 00:28:20,481 Jesus Christ, I don't know how Roy puts up with your shit. 321 00:28:21,749 --> 00:28:23,717 What is taking Roy so long, anyway? 322 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:29,951 - Hey! - On the bed now! 323 00:28:30,024 --> 00:28:32,720 - Get on the bed! - Let me check my... all right. 324 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,024 - Easy! - What's going on here, Roy? 325 00:28:35,096 --> 00:28:37,087 Shut up! Did I tell you to fucking speak? 326 00:28:37,165 --> 00:28:39,793 - Hey! Hey! Quiet! Quiet! - Did I tell you you could talk? 327 00:28:39,867 --> 00:28:42,529 Roy, what the hell is this? 328 00:28:42,603 --> 00:28:45,197 - God damn it, look at that jacket. - What? 329 00:28:45,273 --> 00:28:47,104 On TV. 330 00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:52,045 - Well, fuck the TV. - Fuck the TV? Fuck you! 331 00:28:52,114 --> 00:28:54,446 Will you keep your head on the business at hand? 332 00:28:56,385 --> 00:28:58,376 - Who's in the shower? - That's my wife! 333 00:28:58,454 --> 00:29:00,445 - God damn it! - Don't fuck with. 22. 334 00:29:00,522 --> 00:29:03,958 What are you gonna do, man? What the fuck are you gonna do? 335 00:29:04,026 --> 00:29:06,051 I wanna know what the fuck are you gonna do? 336 00:29:09,131 --> 00:29:11,099 Wendy! 337 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,566 Get the fuck out of here! 338 00:29:17,873 --> 00:29:19,841 Don't hurt her, please. 339 00:29:21,443 --> 00:29:24,208 Is this everyone? 340 00:29:25,949 --> 00:29:28,611 Hey, Roy. Open up. 341 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,313 I got some of that Dr. Corndog's hickory-smoked jerky. 342 00:29:33,156 --> 00:29:34,646 Who the fuck is that? 343 00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:37,852 That's Jimmy. He's our roadie. 344 00:29:37,927 --> 00:29:40,054 I forgot all about him. 345 00:29:40,130 --> 00:29:41,654 Baby, you all right? 346 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,860 Now I know I can't trust you! 347 00:29:46,936 --> 00:29:48,665 I'll get him. 348 00:29:48,738 --> 00:29:52,435 - Hey. - I'm sorry. I got the wrong room. 349 00:29:52,509 --> 00:29:54,443 I'm looking for room number two. 350 00:29:54,511 --> 00:29:57,003 No, you got the right room. Come on in. 351 00:29:57,081 --> 00:30:00,949 - Is Roy in there? - Roy's in here, all right. Come on in. 352 00:30:02,186 --> 00:30:04,780 Get your ass in here! On your knees! 353 00:30:04,855 --> 00:30:06,345 Roy, help... 354 00:30:16,634 --> 00:30:17,794 Shut up! 355 00:30:17,868 --> 00:30:20,564 We're at the scene of a horrific multiple murder. 356 00:30:20,638 --> 00:30:23,698 - No telling how many... - God damn it! 357 00:30:23,774 --> 00:30:25,571 Fuck! 358 00:30:25,643 --> 00:30:27,908 ...in the process of recovering the corpses 359 00:30:27,979 --> 00:30:30,311 which are in varying states of decomposition. 360 00:30:30,382 --> 00:30:33,749 It's currently being treated as a sign of a mass homicide. 361 00:30:33,818 --> 00:30:36,616 - If initial figures prove... - (radio shuts off) 362 00:30:36,688 --> 00:30:39,589 Come on, honey. Mommy has to get to work. 363 00:30:39,658 --> 00:30:42,889 If I'm late one more time, Mr. McDonnell is gonna can my ass. 364 00:30:42,961 --> 00:30:45,930 I am hurrying! I dropped something. 365 00:30:45,997 --> 00:30:47,430 Will you get in the car?! 366 00:30:50,702 --> 00:30:53,330 Okay, come on, let's go get in. 367 00:30:53,405 --> 00:30:56,067 - Mom, a clown. - Yeah yeah, a clown. 368 00:30:56,141 --> 00:30:57,699 Oh... hi. 369 00:30:57,776 --> 00:31:01,235 Hi. I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. 370 00:31:01,314 --> 00:31:03,407 See, I have some top-secret clown business 371 00:31:03,482 --> 00:31:06,747 that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle. 372 00:31:06,819 --> 00:31:10,346 What's that about clown business? 373 00:31:13,559 --> 00:31:16,687 Do I stutter, bitch? 374 00:31:16,762 --> 00:31:19,697 Jamie, get in the car. Lock the door. 375 00:31:19,765 --> 00:31:22,165 Where the hell you going? Damn it. 376 00:31:22,235 --> 00:31:24,499 Don't you never turn your back on a fucking clown 377 00:31:24,570 --> 00:31:27,471 - when he's talking to you! - Get your fucking hands off of me! 378 00:31:35,582 --> 00:31:38,449 What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? 379 00:31:39,786 --> 00:31:43,244 Why? Don't we make you laugh? 380 00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:47,191 Aren't we fucking funny? You best come up with an answer 381 00:31:47,261 --> 00:31:50,662 'cause I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your mama. 382 00:31:50,731 --> 00:31:53,529 If you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, 383 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,535 I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family. 384 00:31:56,603 --> 00:31:59,231 All right, now get your fucking ass out the car! 385 00:31:59,306 --> 00:32:01,103 Go on! Yeah yeah yeah yeah! 386 00:32:01,174 --> 00:32:04,906 Shit! Woo! 387 00:32:12,587 --> 00:32:17,718 Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these. 388 00:32:20,061 --> 00:32:25,226 Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these. 389 00:32:26,701 --> 00:32:29,135 Chinese, Japanese, 390 00:32:29,203 --> 00:32:32,434 dirty knees, look at these. 391 00:32:37,746 --> 00:32:41,113 Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts? 392 00:32:41,183 --> 00:32:43,310 No. 393 00:32:43,385 --> 00:32:44,750 Why not? You a faggot? 394 00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:46,515 No. 395 00:32:46,588 --> 00:32:49,751 Well, what are you? I mean, you got this hot piece of ass 396 00:32:49,825 --> 00:32:51,759 shaking her shit right in front of you 397 00:32:51,827 --> 00:32:54,853 and you're not getting any ideas? What do you call that? 398 00:32:54,930 --> 00:32:56,522 I'm a married man. 399 00:32:56,598 --> 00:32:59,123 A married fucking man. 400 00:32:59,201 --> 00:33:00,964 Hey, that's just great! 401 00:33:01,036 --> 00:33:04,005 Let's give him a big round of applause, folks, for the married man! 402 00:33:04,073 --> 00:33:06,064 Come on! 403 00:33:06,141 --> 00:33:08,234 Woo! Married man! 404 00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:10,279 All right. Wow. 405 00:33:10,347 --> 00:33:12,713 Okay, Mama, front and center, on your feet. 406 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:14,716 Don't hurt her. 407 00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:17,617 Get on your feet. Come on. 408 00:33:17,687 --> 00:33:19,348 Let's go. 409 00:33:19,422 --> 00:33:21,083 Please, mister, this is insane. 410 00:33:21,157 --> 00:33:23,717 Boy... the next word that comes outta your mouth 411 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:26,284 better be some brilliant fucking Mark Twain shit, 412 00:33:26,363 --> 00:33:29,264 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. 413 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,736 Okay, come on, Mama. Take that shit off, 414 00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:38,171 let's see what's been holding Hoss's balls at attention all these years. 415 00:33:38,241 --> 00:33:40,038 What? 416 00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:42,443 What? Take off your clothes, 417 00:33:42,513 --> 00:33:44,606 or one of these assholes is going to die. 418 00:33:57,128 --> 00:33:59,528 Come on, come on. 419 00:33:59,597 --> 00:34:01,724 Shit, way to go, Roy! She ain't too bad. 420 00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:04,359 She got a tight little ass on her! 421 00:34:07,405 --> 00:34:09,305 And she got some child-rearing hips. 422 00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:12,873 Huh, yeah, hey. 423 00:34:12,943 --> 00:34:16,277 Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me. 424 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:19,840 Here, ooh, Jeez. Roy, beginning to see what you mean. 425 00:34:19,918 --> 00:34:21,852 Whoa. 426 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,717 Please don't hurt me. 427 00:34:31,630 --> 00:34:34,098 You like this, don't ya? 428 00:34:35,133 --> 00:34:38,034 Say "Yes, I do. " 429 00:34:38,103 --> 00:34:40,731 You like that, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do. " 430 00:34:40,806 --> 00:34:42,774 Yes, I do. 431 00:34:49,982 --> 00:34:51,415 Yes, I do. 432 00:34:51,484 --> 00:34:54,715 Yes, I... I do. 433 00:35:00,126 --> 00:35:02,094 Okay. 434 00:35:03,129 --> 00:35:05,290 Okay, now. 435 00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:07,628 Give me some sugar. Make it sweet. 436 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:10,464 Don't want me to tense up my trigger finger. 437 00:35:10,536 --> 00:35:12,663 - My finger's getting tense... 438 00:35:30,891 --> 00:35:33,951 I want you to say, "You're the almighty devil, 439 00:35:34,027 --> 00:35:36,325 and I want you to make me my filthy whore. " 440 00:35:36,396 --> 00:35:39,797 Come on, say it. I know it. 441 00:35:39,867 --> 00:35:42,563 I know you're feeling it. Say it. 442 00:35:42,636 --> 00:35:44,661 You're... the... almighty... devil 443 00:35:44,738 --> 00:35:49,232 and I want you... to make me your... fucking whore. 444 00:36:11,266 --> 00:36:14,030 You make me sick. 445 00:36:14,102 --> 00:36:16,332 Woo-hoo! 446 00:36:16,404 --> 00:36:19,134 I feel like we're all really getting to know each other now. 447 00:36:19,207 --> 00:36:23,144 All right, ladies. Me and the boys have an errand to run. 448 00:36:24,813 --> 00:36:26,280 We'll be back in a little while. 449 00:36:26,348 --> 00:36:27,872 Come on, Hoss, move it. 450 00:36:27,950 --> 00:36:30,316 Come on, shit stain! Gotta go! 451 00:36:30,386 --> 00:36:32,354 Come on! God damn it! 452 00:36:34,456 --> 00:36:37,857 Authorities struggle to comprehend the grizzly remains found 453 00:36:37,927 --> 00:36:41,488 in what is now being called the most heinous crime in American history. 454 00:36:41,564 --> 00:36:43,725 The group responsible for these murders 455 00:36:43,799 --> 00:36:47,235 is now being referred to as "The Devil's Rejects" by the local media. 456 00:36:47,303 --> 00:36:49,828 A woman known only as "Mother Firefly" 457 00:36:49,905 --> 00:36:51,839 was taken into police custody today 458 00:36:51,907 --> 00:36:54,432 after a violent gun battle with police 459 00:36:54,510 --> 00:36:57,503 that left four officers dead and seven wounded. 460 00:36:57,581 --> 00:36:59,378 I'm Derek Sanderson 461 00:36:59,449 --> 00:37:01,440 bringing the world to your doorstep. 462 00:37:14,497 --> 00:37:15,987 Open the gate. 463 00:37:17,934 --> 00:37:20,027 Ma'am... 464 00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:23,129 my name is Sheriff John Quincey Wydell. 465 00:37:24,841 --> 00:37:27,332 Let's see who we got here. 466 00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:30,141 Miss Gloria Teasdale, 467 00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:32,011 alias Eve Wilson, 468 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,074 alias Southern Betty Woods... 469 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,484 Betsy Woods. 470 00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:40,581 And of course, 471 00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:42,649 alias Mother Firefly. 472 00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:45,025 You can read. 473 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,155 Congratulations. 474 00:37:47,231 --> 00:37:49,495 Four counts, grand theft auto. 475 00:37:49,567 --> 00:37:51,535 Five counts, armed robbery. 476 00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:56,866 What's this? Looks like your specialty... 477 00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:01,038 17 counts, solicitation and prostitution. 478 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,780 You've been one busy whore. 479 00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:08,649 I bet them old farmboys love you. 480 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,086 Everyone loves me. 481 00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:14,183 Don't you pretend... 482 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,318 you don't fancy me. 483 00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:19,296 Oh, yes, ma'am. 484 00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:21,264 I find you quite irresistible. 485 00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:24,392 - Dobson. - Yes, sir. 486 00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:27,632 - Put them books over there. - Got it. 487 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:34,201 Ma'am, you recognize these books, here? 488 00:38:35,248 --> 00:38:37,216 Yeah. 489 00:38:37,283 --> 00:38:41,379 Oh! Ain't she an angel? 490 00:38:41,454 --> 00:38:44,890 Well, she gonna be one dead angel when I catch up to her... 491 00:38:44,957 --> 00:38:48,222 you, your whole clan, you dead already. 492 00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:51,627 You're just ghosts, just waiting to expire. 493 00:38:51,698 --> 00:38:54,326 The way I figure it, only choice you got 494 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,198 is to cooperate and tell me where they are. 495 00:38:57,270 --> 00:38:59,761 That way your little angel over there 496 00:38:59,839 --> 00:39:02,774 don't have to die like no dog in the streets when I catch her. 497 00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:07,041 - Are you done trying to scare me? - No, ma'am. 498 00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:09,207 With God as my witness... 499 00:39:09,283 --> 00:39:11,342 I have only just begun. 500 00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:14,046 Oh... Sheriff... 501 00:39:14,121 --> 00:39:16,112 can I show you something? 502 00:39:18,325 --> 00:39:20,555 I'll need this book here. 503 00:39:20,627 --> 00:39:22,595 I did never... 504 00:39:22,663 --> 00:39:26,429 get around to putting these in the book proper. 505 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,365 And I thought... 506 00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:30,300 you might enjoy them. 507 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:32,429 Oh... you know... 508 00:39:34,108 --> 00:39:36,633 he was a real sweetie pie. 509 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:39,145 Tall... 510 00:39:39,214 --> 00:39:40,841 big moustache... 511 00:39:40,915 --> 00:39:43,145 bald head... 512 00:39:43,218 --> 00:39:45,948 You know, I feel contrite 513 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,648 about blowing his brains out, 514 00:39:48,723 --> 00:39:52,750 'cause he seemed like such a nice man. 515 00:39:52,827 --> 00:39:55,990 I think... 516 00:39:56,064 --> 00:40:00,000 he said... his name was also Wydell. 517 00:40:02,704 --> 00:40:05,571 Was he kin to you? 518 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,448 Listen to me, 519 00:40:13,516 --> 00:40:15,916 you gonna listen to me good. 520 00:40:15,985 --> 00:40:18,010 I'm going to kill every member of your family. 521 00:40:18,087 --> 00:40:21,648 I am gonna hunt them down like animals and skin 'em alive. 522 00:40:21,724 --> 00:40:25,125 They are gonna feel the pain and suffering of every last victim. 523 00:40:25,194 --> 00:40:28,960 They're gonna crawl on their hands and knees and beg me for mercy, 524 00:40:29,031 --> 00:40:31,499 but all I'm gonna have for 'em is pain. 525 00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:33,194 - You're dead! 526 00:40:36,605 --> 00:40:40,473 You go get 'em, Sheriff! 527 00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:43,707 Go get your ghost! Them ghosts is gonna 528 00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:47,807 crawl right up in your h-e-e-e-ead! 529 00:40:47,884 --> 00:40:53,982 You found yourself into something you ain't never getting out of! 530 00:40:56,259 --> 00:40:59,023 We'll get ya! We'll... get ya! 531 00:40:59,095 --> 00:41:03,225 We'll get ya! You're dead, Sheriff! 532 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:06,292 You're dead! I'll see you 533 00:41:06,369 --> 00:41:10,703 in fucking hell! 534 00:41:47,779 --> 00:41:50,179 Hey, Hoss, you like this song? 535 00:41:52,985 --> 00:41:57,183 Do you like this song? 536 00:41:59,491 --> 00:42:02,085 I don't know. Yeah, I guess so. 537 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,128 Oh, really? 538 00:42:04,196 --> 00:42:06,687 - Which way? - Take a right. 539 00:42:07,766 --> 00:42:10,291 You like that T op 40 shit? 540 00:42:10,369 --> 00:42:12,337 I thought you were like some kinda 541 00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:15,999 true-blue-balls-earnest-kill-'em country fucker. 542 00:42:16,074 --> 00:42:19,009 You're nothing but a city faggot with a cowboy hat. 543 00:42:20,546 --> 00:42:22,377 Stop here. 544 00:42:28,054 --> 00:42:30,022 Okay, get out. 545 00:42:36,896 --> 00:42:38,386 This way. 546 00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,739 Follow the yellow brick road. 547 00:42:53,514 --> 00:42:55,414 Otis: That's right. 548 00:42:56,483 --> 00:42:58,451 Go on. 549 00:43:07,695 --> 00:43:09,663 You know, Hoss, if I'm not mistaken, 550 00:43:09,730 --> 00:43:12,927 I think I can smell your wife's pussy-stink on my gun. 551 00:43:13,968 --> 00:43:15,936 Hope it doesn't rust the barrel. 552 00:43:19,873 --> 00:43:21,841 Oh, man. 553 00:43:21,909 --> 00:43:25,346 You know, the stress of the day is really setting in on me. 554 00:43:27,015 --> 00:43:30,678 You guys happen to know how a guy like me could relieve some tension? 555 00:43:33,121 --> 00:43:36,887 Ah, maybe... I think your wife Wendy, boy, 556 00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:38,949 looks like she could relieve some tension. 557 00:43:39,027 --> 00:43:41,154 - Mister, where we going? - Those little titties... 558 00:43:41,229 --> 00:43:43,026 we're going down the road here. 559 00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:45,464 Those little titties, she's got a tight little ass. 560 00:43:46,768 --> 00:43:48,736 Does she like it when you puke? 561 00:43:48,803 --> 00:43:50,600 Is that part of your deal? 562 00:43:50,672 --> 00:43:52,162 Where you taking us? 563 00:43:54,442 --> 00:43:56,911 Well, I guess, it wouldn't do no harm to tell you none. 564 00:43:56,979 --> 00:44:00,847 We're gonna go dig up some guns I buried out here a couple years ago. 565 00:44:00,916 --> 00:44:03,749 - Then what? - Well, there ain't no "what. " 566 00:44:03,819 --> 00:44:05,787 That's the end of the road. 567 00:44:07,556 --> 00:44:09,046 What? 568 00:44:13,295 --> 00:44:16,856 - You're not gonna kill us, are you? - Killing sounds so permanent. 569 00:44:16,932 --> 00:44:19,560 Adam: We did everything you want, mister, just let us go. 570 00:44:19,635 --> 00:44:21,398 We did what you said. 571 00:44:21,470 --> 00:44:25,804 First of all, I didn't say anything. 572 00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,968 And second of all, I'm calling the shots! 573 00:44:28,044 --> 00:44:30,138 Consider me fucking Willy fucking Wonka! 574 00:44:30,213 --> 00:44:32,408 This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it?! 575 00:44:32,482 --> 00:44:34,177 My factory... 576 00:44:34,251 --> 00:44:36,185 Get him, Roy! 577 00:44:36,253 --> 00:44:38,221 Get the gun, Roy! 578 00:45:36,582 --> 00:45:37,913 Roy! 579 00:45:55,367 --> 00:45:58,336 Please, mister, stop. Please. 580 00:45:58,403 --> 00:46:01,338 - Stop. - Stop? 581 00:46:01,406 --> 00:46:03,966 Bitch, I have just started. 582 00:46:04,042 --> 00:46:06,910 You know, I was gonna take it easy on you, boy, 583 00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:10,245 but you brought this down on yourself. 584 00:46:10,316 --> 00:46:13,581 You had to come all fucking-big-stick- walking-tall 585 00:46:13,653 --> 00:46:16,781 like a big, fucking hero! You got yourself to blame. 586 00:46:16,856 --> 00:46:19,723 Look at you now, hero! You're gonna fucking bleed to death. 587 00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:21,760 Fuck you! 588 00:46:24,197 --> 00:46:26,358 That's what they all say, "Fuck you!" 589 00:46:26,432 --> 00:46:29,629 Well, it ain't gonna save ya. It don't scare me none 590 00:46:29,702 --> 00:46:32,398 and don't make you a hero! 591 00:46:36,609 --> 00:46:39,602 Wanna see what happens to heroes, boy? 592 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,138 You wanna see bad-ass, motherfucker? I'll show you bad-ass! 593 00:46:46,754 --> 00:46:48,813 Roy! 594 00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:51,653 Roy! 595 00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:53,920 Hoss, I want you to pray to your God. 596 00:46:53,994 --> 00:46:56,827 I want you to pray that He comes and saves you. 597 00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:59,730 I want lightning to come down and crash upon my fucking head! 598 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,736 - I pray... Jesus... - Louder! 599 00:47:03,804 --> 00:47:07,570 Bless the bunnies, bless the little birds... 600 00:47:07,641 --> 00:47:11,442 - I don't feel anything. ... - bless the springtime morning. 601 00:47:11,513 --> 00:47:15,040 I feel it! 602 00:47:15,116 --> 00:47:18,574 Oh, Great God Almighty, I repent, I repent! 603 00:47:18,653 --> 00:47:21,315 I feel the love of the God-God-God Almighty! 604 00:47:21,389 --> 00:47:24,620 Oh, the Holy Spirit is in my body! 605 00:47:33,635 --> 00:47:37,503 I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work. 606 00:47:42,244 --> 00:47:44,873 Roy! Roy! 607 00:47:49,619 --> 00:47:53,350 Roy! Roy! 608 00:48:01,831 --> 00:48:03,492 You fucking motherfucker! 609 00:48:03,566 --> 00:48:06,228 You fucking motherfucker! Son of a bitch! 610 00:48:06,302 --> 00:48:09,396 I've got other plans for you... hero. 611 00:48:40,671 --> 00:48:42,969 Shut the fuck up! 612 00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:53,575 Can I go to the bathroom, please? I'm about to piss myself. 613 00:48:56,921 --> 00:48:58,752 Excuse me... 614 00:49:00,491 --> 00:49:02,891 Can she go to the bathroom? Please? 615 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,487 What?! I heard you the first time. I was just thinking. 616 00:49:06,564 --> 00:49:08,395 What are you gonna do for me? 617 00:49:08,466 --> 00:49:11,264 - What? - Go piss yourself for all I care. 618 00:49:11,336 --> 00:49:14,032 If you want special favors, you gotta give me something in return. 619 00:49:14,105 --> 00:49:16,073 What do you want? 620 00:49:20,913 --> 00:49:23,381 I want you to hit her in the face. 621 00:49:23,449 --> 00:49:26,350 - What? - I know you heard me. 622 00:49:30,856 --> 00:49:32,824 Go ahead. 623 00:49:34,293 --> 00:49:36,261 Go on. 624 00:49:38,163 --> 00:49:39,755 Make it hurt, no love taps. 625 00:49:39,832 --> 00:49:41,800 I want to hear it. 626 00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:49,701 Harder, she ain't gonna break. 627 00:50:02,655 --> 00:50:04,850 You better make this next one fucking count! 628 00:50:15,869 --> 00:50:18,133 - Ah! 629 00:50:18,204 --> 00:50:20,365 Good, very nice. 630 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,408 Now you come here. 631 00:50:23,610 --> 00:50:25,579 Right here. Kneel down. 632 00:50:28,249 --> 00:50:32,481 Give me a kiss and say, "Thank you, Baby, I'm having a great time. " 633 00:50:35,122 --> 00:50:37,386 Thanks, Baby, I had a really good time. 634 00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:39,926 Now make it fast, bitch! 635 00:50:41,996 --> 00:50:44,556 Don't try anything cute! 636 00:50:50,271 --> 00:50:52,933 Shit! 637 00:50:58,413 --> 00:50:59,937 Now, what do you want to do? 638 00:51:10,091 --> 00:51:12,525 Damn it, I knew that cunt would do something stupid. 639 00:51:12,594 --> 00:51:15,256 Shut up! Open the fucking door! 640 00:51:15,330 --> 00:51:18,299 - Open the goddamn door! - Okay! Hold it! 641 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,570 Somebody help me! 642 00:51:27,642 --> 00:51:30,771 What are you gonna do, shoot me? 643 00:51:30,847 --> 00:51:32,906 What did I ever really do to you? 644 00:51:32,982 --> 00:51:36,884 I swear I'll do it. I'll kill you. 645 00:51:36,953 --> 00:51:38,887 Why would you want to kill me? 646 00:51:38,955 --> 00:51:41,082 I'm you're only hope, my brother's fucking crazy. 647 00:51:41,157 --> 00:51:43,853 - Please! - Wendy, it's all right! 648 00:51:43,926 --> 00:51:45,553 Come on out... 649 00:52:07,851 --> 00:52:10,820 Go ahead, shoot me. Shoot me right in the ass! 650 00:52:16,727 --> 00:52:19,252 Stupid cunt! Ain't no bullets in this thing. 651 00:52:19,329 --> 00:52:20,990 It's all fucking mind power. 652 00:52:49,093 --> 00:52:52,290 Somebody, help! Somebody, please! 653 00:52:52,363 --> 00:52:56,129 Help! Help! Help! 654 00:52:57,268 --> 00:53:00,567 Help me! Help me! 655 00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:10,148 Oh, God. Help me! 656 00:53:11,483 --> 00:53:13,474 - Whoa whoa, darling. - She's crazy! 657 00:53:13,552 --> 00:53:14,985 Daddy, grab that bitch! 658 00:53:39,179 --> 00:53:41,306 Hey, Chief, I think I got something. 659 00:53:41,381 --> 00:53:43,315 What? 660 00:53:43,383 --> 00:53:45,283 This Captain Spaulding guy, 661 00:53:45,352 --> 00:53:48,150 Captain Spaulding's a character from "Animal Crackers," 662 00:53:48,221 --> 00:53:50,155 a Marx Brothers' movie. 663 00:53:50,223 --> 00:53:52,487 I'll be damned. 664 00:53:52,559 --> 00:53:54,288 Think it means anything? 665 00:53:54,361 --> 00:53:56,329 I don't know. 666 00:53:58,431 --> 00:54:01,923 Tell you what, you get that movie critic over here. What's his name? 667 00:54:02,002 --> 00:54:03,765 - Marty Walker? - Yeah, that's him. 668 00:54:03,837 --> 00:54:06,362 Tell him to get his ass over here as soon as he can. 669 00:54:06,439 --> 00:54:09,806 Tell him to bring whatever information he's got about the Marx Brothers, 670 00:54:09,876 --> 00:54:12,038 particularly characters Groucho played in his movies. 671 00:54:12,113 --> 00:54:14,081 All right, I'll get right on it. 672 00:54:15,416 --> 00:54:17,407 This shit's just getting weirder and weirder. 673 00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:28,228 Shit, Daddy, I didn't think you were coming. 674 00:54:28,295 --> 00:54:30,729 I'm cool. 675 00:54:32,466 --> 00:54:34,400 Where the fuck is Otis? 676 00:54:34,468 --> 00:54:37,198 Not back from getting the guns yet. 677 00:54:37,271 --> 00:54:38,966 You wanna fuck with me? Huh, bitch? 678 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,031 You ain't got what it takes. 679 00:54:41,108 --> 00:54:44,010 He fucks this up, I'm gonna kill that motherfucker. 680 00:54:44,079 --> 00:54:47,537 You believe this bitch had the balls to try and fuck with me? 681 00:54:50,419 --> 00:54:53,718 Cox, nice of you to make it. Enjoying your meal? 682 00:54:53,789 --> 00:54:55,780 What? I gotta eat. 683 00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:58,985 My blood sugar gets off, I'm not gonna be any good to anybody. 684 00:54:59,061 --> 00:55:01,154 Ya ain't no good to nobody anyhow. 685 00:55:01,229 --> 00:55:03,857 Listen here, that movie expert guy's here. Wanna talk to him? 686 00:55:03,932 --> 00:55:05,832 Want me to bring him in? 687 00:55:07,169 --> 00:55:09,501 All right, all right, I'll get him right now. 688 00:55:09,571 --> 00:55:12,005 Mr. Walker? Come on in, please. 689 00:55:12,074 --> 00:55:13,632 Sheriff Wydell, it's a pleasure. 690 00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:16,338 I rushed right over as soon as I got your call. 691 00:55:16,412 --> 00:55:18,471 You came to the right man. 692 00:55:18,548 --> 00:55:22,211 I happen to be a self-proclaimed Marx Brothers expert if I say so myself. 693 00:55:22,285 --> 00:55:24,913 I'm sure your knowledge of bullshit is limitless. 694 00:55:24,987 --> 00:55:27,683 Why don't we get to the point? What do you got for me? 695 00:55:27,757 --> 00:55:29,384 I got a fucking grocery list for you 696 00:55:29,459 --> 00:55:32,451 of all the major Marx Brothers characters and related characters, 697 00:55:32,528 --> 00:55:35,929 and I made a secondary list of any and all films having to do with Groucho, 698 00:55:35,998 --> 00:55:38,558 including such gems as "A Girl in Every Port," and "Skidoo," 699 00:55:38,634 --> 00:55:42,400 where Groucho played the part of God... 700 00:55:42,472 --> 00:55:45,839 directed by Otto Preminger, who happened to be Jewish, 701 00:55:45,908 --> 00:55:48,969 although he played a Nazi commandant in "Stalag 17" directed by Billy Wilder. 702 00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:51,173 Otto Preminger also directed "Exodus," 703 00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:53,239 and it's rumored that at the premiere 704 00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:55,808 Mort Sahl stood up, yelled at the screen, 705 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:59,583 - "Otto! Let my people go!" - Give me the damn list. 706 00:55:59,656 --> 00:56:02,921 It's ironic, don't ya think? Nazi, State of Israel? 707 00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:06,485 They're all here, all the aliases... 708 00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:08,929 "Rufus Firefly, Otis Driftwood, 709 00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:10,933 Captain Spaulding"... all of 'em. 710 00:56:11,001 --> 00:56:15,028 Hey, Chief, I'm thinking we ought to track down this Groucho Marx guy, 711 00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:17,300 ask him a few questions, maybe he's involved. 712 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:20,309 Idiot, he died last year. He died, didn't he? 713 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,573 Oh God damn it. God damn it, see? 714 00:56:22,647 --> 00:56:25,878 That right there is one sad, pathetic state of cinematic affairs. 715 00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:27,815 If you weren't a cop, I'd wring your neck. 716 00:56:27,886 --> 00:56:30,616 Hey, let's take that down a notch. 717 00:56:30,688 --> 00:56:32,679 Excuse me! Excuse me! 718 00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:37,387 This sneering, rotating, gyrating pelvis son of a bitch, 719 00:56:37,462 --> 00:56:39,726 he died three days before Groucho, 720 00:56:39,798 --> 00:56:41,527 stole all the goddamn headlines. 721 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:43,396 That goddamn, fucking Elvis Presley. 722 00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:45,527 What did you say about The King? 723 00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:47,696 He died three days before Grouch... 724 00:56:47,772 --> 00:56:50,468 You ever say another derogatory word 725 00:56:50,542 --> 00:56:53,410 about Elvis Aaron Presley in my presence again, 726 00:56:53,479 --> 00:56:55,879 I will kick the living shit out of you! 727 00:56:55,948 --> 00:56:59,179 You get this Hollywood-loving pussy out of my face. 728 00:56:59,251 --> 00:57:01,549 - Elvis is in Hollywood! - Get the hell outta here! 729 00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:03,247 - His first film... - Get out! 730 00:57:03,322 --> 00:57:05,847 ..."Love Me T ender," was based on an Irish folk song! 731 00:57:05,925 --> 00:57:07,893 Fuck Groucho! 732 00:57:33,787 --> 00:57:35,846 Ha! 733 00:57:35,922 --> 00:57:38,447 Booga booga booga booga booga booga booga booga! 734 00:57:38,525 --> 00:57:42,188 Don't you fucking knock? 735 00:57:42,262 --> 00:57:45,060 - Where the fuck you been? - Did you get everything? 736 00:57:45,131 --> 00:57:47,599 Oh, yeah, I got everything. 737 00:57:49,569 --> 00:57:53,027 You, motherfucker! Where the fuck have you been? 738 00:57:53,106 --> 00:57:56,337 Hey! You got a problem with my timeframe, son, 739 00:57:56,409 --> 00:57:58,401 you best spit it out right now. 740 00:57:58,479 --> 00:58:01,880 Yeah, I got a problem. I got a big fucking problem, bozo! 741 00:58:01,949 --> 00:58:04,975 Well, make your move, laddie, two hits. 742 00:58:05,052 --> 00:58:07,680 I hit you and your dick hits the fucking dirt. 743 00:58:07,755 --> 00:58:10,724 Old man, you ain't hitting nothing! 744 00:58:16,264 --> 00:58:19,028 Hey, cut the shit, we gotta get the fuck outta here. 745 00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:22,035 What are we gonna do with this one? 746 00:58:23,771 --> 00:58:25,864 Leave her for a maid to clean up. 747 00:58:29,310 --> 00:58:31,279 I got a better idea. 748 00:58:44,526 --> 00:58:46,585 We regret to inform you 749 00:58:46,662 --> 00:58:50,496 that the "Banjo and Sullivan Show" will be canceled tonight. 750 00:58:53,335 --> 00:58:55,235 Fuck. 751 00:58:59,441 --> 00:59:01,409 No, please! 752 00:59:35,079 --> 00:59:37,047 Housekeeping. 753 00:59:40,317 --> 00:59:42,285 Housekeeping! 754 00:59:51,061 --> 00:59:52,494 Ay, Julio. 755 01:01:52,086 --> 01:01:55,817 Jesus Christ. What a fucking mess. 756 01:01:57,758 --> 01:02:00,420 Wydell: 40-ton truck has a tendency of doing that, Kenny. 757 01:02:00,495 --> 01:02:04,363 Listen, you mind getting one of your donut brigade to go over there 758 01:02:04,432 --> 01:02:06,593 and scoop up some of that skull matter? 759 01:02:06,667 --> 01:02:08,726 Put it in a bag for the meds. 760 01:02:08,803 --> 01:02:10,430 Yeah, you got it. 761 01:02:10,505 --> 01:02:12,439 Is that the lady who found her? 762 01:02:12,507 --> 01:02:14,634 Yeah, the maid. 763 01:02:14,709 --> 01:02:16,643 That's Maria Gomez. 764 01:02:16,711 --> 01:02:18,646 She say anything? 765 01:02:18,714 --> 01:02:20,648 Yeah, a lot of things. 766 01:02:20,716 --> 01:02:22,650 But I don't speaka no Spanish. 767 01:02:22,718 --> 01:02:24,549 It's all mumbo jumbo to me. 768 01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:27,783 Shit, what am I, the mayor of Tijuana? 769 01:02:27,856 --> 01:02:30,791 Got one guy, 770 01:02:30,859 --> 01:02:32,827 Clarks, he speaks Spanish, 771 01:02:32,895 --> 01:02:34,829 but he called in sick 772 01:02:34,897 --> 01:02:37,798 from what he calls "explosive diarrhea. " 773 01:02:37,866 --> 01:02:42,030 You mind sparing me any further details about your deputy's asshole, Kenny? 774 01:02:45,340 --> 01:02:47,808 Senorita Gomez? 775 01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:05,291 - No. - What'd I tell ya? 776 01:03:05,361 --> 01:03:07,295 She's useless. 777 01:03:07,363 --> 01:03:10,161 Chief, got a couple shit-kickers over there, 778 01:03:10,233 --> 01:03:11,928 says they're here to meet you. 779 01:03:12,001 --> 01:03:13,969 - Recognize those guys? - Yeah, I know 'em. 780 01:03:27,284 --> 01:03:29,275 - What's going on, shitheads? - Sheriff. 781 01:03:31,922 --> 01:03:35,358 Here's the list of names I need you to run down for me. 782 01:03:35,426 --> 01:03:37,826 That's a funny-ass name. 783 01:03:37,895 --> 01:03:40,420 Look who's fucking talking, Rondo. 784 01:03:40,497 --> 01:03:42,658 Just call me if anything connects. 785 01:03:42,733 --> 01:03:44,701 I'm sure it will. 786 01:03:45,903 --> 01:03:48,064 Shit always floats our way, don't it? 787 01:03:48,138 --> 01:03:49,901 Chief. 788 01:03:49,974 --> 01:03:53,671 You keep your mouth open wide enough, maybe you'd catch it all. 789 01:03:53,744 --> 01:03:56,111 Don't fuck this up, assholes. 790 01:03:56,181 --> 01:03:58,649 Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road. 791 01:03:58,717 --> 01:04:00,947 See ya later, Kenny. 792 01:04:10,528 --> 01:04:14,965 This is bullshit. I trust that fucker Charlie about as much as I trust you. 793 01:04:15,033 --> 01:04:17,593 Where the hell you get off talking shit about Charlie? 794 01:04:17,669 --> 01:04:21,127 Hey, I know what I know, and I know I don't like that nut sack. 795 01:04:21,206 --> 01:04:23,140 Well, unless you got a better suggestion, 796 01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:25,972 I suggest you keep your fucking pie hole shut. 797 01:04:26,044 --> 01:04:29,014 That is the only remotely safe place I know about. 798 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,717 Hey, man, if anyone's interested, 799 01:04:32,785 --> 01:04:35,379 I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles. 800 01:04:35,454 --> 01:04:37,513 "Hey man, think I'm gonna be wanting 801 01:04:37,590 --> 01:04:39,080 some ice cream in about 10 miles. " 802 01:04:39,158 --> 01:04:41,183 Don't you fucking imitate me! It's fucking rude! 803 01:04:41,260 --> 01:04:43,956 "I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack. " 804 01:04:44,030 --> 01:04:45,725 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 805 01:04:45,798 --> 01:04:48,266 Two fucking seconds for the kids, is that gonna kill you? 806 01:04:48,334 --> 01:04:50,268 Yes, it is gonna kill me. 807 01:04:50,336 --> 01:04:52,600 I have calculated the time and two seconds is 808 01:04:52,672 --> 01:04:55,698 the exact amount of time that's a hazard to my fucking health! 809 01:04:55,775 --> 01:04:58,505 Come on, don't be such a fucking drag, I'm starving. 810 01:04:58,577 --> 01:05:00,409 Hey, eat this. 811 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,847 What is your fucking problem? I'm in and out in two seconds. 812 01:05:03,917 --> 01:05:07,512 I think I'm gonna get me tuttifuckingfruity. 813 01:05:07,587 --> 01:05:10,249 Tuttifuckingfruity, that sounds good. 814 01:05:10,324 --> 01:05:12,292 Both: Tuttifuckingfruity! 815 01:05:12,359 --> 01:05:15,157 - Shut up! - Tuttifuckingfruity! 816 01:05:15,228 --> 01:05:18,026 - Shut up! Shut up! - Tutti-fucking-fruity! 817 01:05:18,098 --> 01:05:20,066 Tuttifuckingfruity! 818 01:05:20,133 --> 01:05:24,433 There is no fucking ice cream in your fucking future. 819 01:05:34,382 --> 01:05:37,249 Mm, dee-licious! 820 01:05:39,587 --> 01:05:43,455 I don't know why you have to be such a grouch. This is really good. 821 01:05:43,524 --> 01:05:45,617 Here, have some. 822 01:05:45,693 --> 01:05:46,887 Fuck you. 823 01:05:51,466 --> 01:05:53,900 Tuttifuckingfruity! 824 01:06:40,016 --> 01:06:41,347 Hey, piggy... 825 01:06:41,418 --> 01:06:43,716 Yeah, over here, come on. 826 01:06:43,787 --> 01:06:46,221 Come and get it. 827 01:06:46,289 --> 01:06:49,520 Yes, Mr. Wy-fucking-dell. 828 01:06:49,592 --> 01:06:53,653 Piggy, come over here and get some. 829 01:06:55,732 --> 01:06:58,030 Don't fucking move, clown. 830 01:06:58,101 --> 01:07:00,069 You looking for somebody? 831 01:07:04,741 --> 01:07:07,175 George? 832 01:07:07,243 --> 01:07:09,212 What the hell you doing down here, George? 833 01:07:11,215 --> 01:07:13,376 I live here now. 834 01:07:13,451 --> 01:07:16,887 No. You got that all wrong, George. 835 01:07:16,954 --> 01:07:19,286 I mean, this ain't your home. 836 01:07:19,356 --> 01:07:21,916 I got no choice, Johnny. 837 01:07:23,194 --> 01:07:25,128 This here is my fate. 838 01:07:25,196 --> 01:07:28,893 I cannot rest until this whole thing is over. 839 01:07:28,966 --> 01:07:31,400 And I'm asking you, brother... 840 01:07:33,237 --> 01:07:35,364 kill 'em, John. End this shit now. 841 01:07:35,439 --> 01:07:38,772 I'm-I'm walking the line on this, brother. I'm walking the line. 842 01:07:41,813 --> 01:07:43,838 Well, Mother pin a rose on me. 843 01:07:43,915 --> 01:07:45,712 That is so great. 844 01:07:45,784 --> 01:07:48,947 I want these motherfuckers dead! 845 01:07:49,020 --> 01:07:50,851 Kill 'em! 846 01:07:50,922 --> 01:07:52,753 I'm sorry, George. 847 01:08:00,632 --> 01:08:05,001 - Yeah? - Hey, I think I found your guy. 848 01:08:05,070 --> 01:08:07,868 Yeah, a friend of mine, about 10 years ago, 849 01:08:07,939 --> 01:08:10,305 he used to buy hooch from this guy out here. 850 01:08:10,375 --> 01:08:11,501 Mm-hmm. 851 01:08:11,576 --> 01:08:16,810 Went by the name of Wolf J Flywheel. 852 01:08:16,883 --> 01:08:20,341 Yeah, but-but his partner called himself "The Captain. " 853 01:08:20,419 --> 01:08:24,082 Sounds like the fuckers we're looking for, huh? 854 01:08:24,156 --> 01:08:27,455 Yeah, Wolf J Flywheel. That name's on the list. 855 01:08:27,527 --> 01:08:29,927 Apparently, now Wolf J 856 01:08:29,996 --> 01:08:33,124 goes by the name of Charlie Altamont. 857 01:08:34,934 --> 01:08:38,199 All right, good. You know what to do. 858 01:08:38,271 --> 01:08:41,638 We wouldn't be talking if I didn't. 859 01:08:44,043 --> 01:08:45,773 So is the shit on? 860 01:08:45,846 --> 01:08:47,780 The shit is on. 861 01:08:47,848 --> 01:08:49,611 Fucking A. 862 01:08:56,757 --> 01:08:58,725 Open the door, Deputy. 863 01:09:03,497 --> 01:09:06,091 Take the night off, Freddy. I'll watch the prisoner. 864 01:09:10,370 --> 01:09:12,304 Well well well, 865 01:09:12,372 --> 01:09:15,933 working late tonight, aren't we, Sheriff? 866 01:09:16,977 --> 01:09:18,639 What's the matter? 867 01:09:18,713 --> 01:09:22,615 Can't sleep? Hell running loose in the streets? 868 01:09:22,684 --> 01:09:25,619 Or did ya just miss Mama? 869 01:09:28,056 --> 01:09:31,492 As a matter of fact, I was feeling kinda lonely. 870 01:09:34,262 --> 01:09:36,856 I knew you couldn't stay away. 871 01:09:36,931 --> 01:09:38,899 I got that power over men. 872 01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:43,695 Women like me are a rare breed. 873 01:09:43,771 --> 01:09:45,500 Don't you agree? 874 01:09:45,573 --> 01:09:47,700 Oh, yes, ma'am, I do. 875 01:09:47,775 --> 01:09:49,743 I ain't been broken, you know. 876 01:09:50,879 --> 01:09:52,847 Men like that. 877 01:09:55,050 --> 01:09:59,510 Ooh, you got me going this afternoon. 878 01:09:59,588 --> 01:10:02,148 You think you can break me? 879 01:10:02,224 --> 01:10:05,091 You like it rough? 880 01:10:06,695 --> 01:10:12,565 Oh, honey, you can have it any way you want. 881 01:10:12,635 --> 01:10:14,603 I don't want it rough. 882 01:10:17,873 --> 01:10:19,841 Oh! 883 01:10:21,310 --> 01:10:23,040 I like it hot... 884 01:10:23,113 --> 01:10:25,047 and slow. 885 01:10:25,115 --> 01:10:27,743 Hot... 886 01:10:27,817 --> 01:10:30,115 - and slow. - Mmm. 887 01:10:30,186 --> 01:10:32,120 - Hot... and slow. - Mmm. 888 01:10:32,188 --> 01:10:35,351 Yeah. 889 01:10:43,466 --> 01:10:45,400 - You like that, Mama? - Oh, yeah. 890 01:10:45,468 --> 01:10:47,436 You like that, Mama? 891 01:10:51,241 --> 01:10:53,209 I... 892 01:10:55,846 --> 01:10:57,939 Yeah. 893 01:11:57,342 --> 01:11:59,367 Check this place out. 894 01:12:01,981 --> 01:12:04,245 Whoa. 895 01:12:04,317 --> 01:12:08,913 I know that ain't Cutter walking towards me with that stupid grin. 896 01:12:08,988 --> 01:12:13,084 'Cause I know I swore if I ever saw that dumb-cunt- 897 01:12:13,159 --> 01:12:16,253 no-good-piece-of-shit- motherfucking brother of mine, 898 01:12:16,329 --> 01:12:20,595 he'd soon be a dead piece- of-shit- no-good-motherfucking brother of mine. 899 01:12:20,666 --> 01:12:22,793 Okay, everybody in the peanut gallery, 900 01:12:22,869 --> 01:12:25,429 Simon says hands up. 901 01:12:25,505 --> 01:12:27,871 He said put your fucking hands up! 902 01:12:27,940 --> 01:12:30,306 What the fuck is this shit? 903 01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:35,370 You bring us all the way out here and this prick pulls a gun on us? 904 01:12:35,449 --> 01:12:38,441 - Nice fucking plan, daisy. - Just do it! 905 01:12:38,519 --> 01:12:41,852 - He's a crazy pigfucking son... - What'd you call me?! 906 01:12:41,922 --> 01:12:44,288 Well, if you give me a chance, 907 01:12:44,358 --> 01:12:48,852 I was gonna call you a crazy-pig- fucking-dumb-ass-pussy piece of shit. 908 01:12:48,929 --> 01:12:51,454 Oh, brother, you's a dead man. 909 01:13:02,075 --> 01:13:04,977 Ain't that the most goddamn realest water gun you ever did see? 910 01:13:07,515 --> 01:13:10,211 Oh, shit! That was great, man. 911 01:13:10,285 --> 01:13:14,346 Sorry about that, it's just a little game we used to always play on folks. 912 01:13:14,422 --> 01:13:16,219 - And it still works! - Hell, yeah. 913 01:13:16,291 --> 01:13:19,727 - That's a fucking hoot. - Johnny, this is my daughter, Baby. 914 01:13:19,794 --> 01:13:22,319 - My niece? - Yes! 915 01:13:22,397 --> 01:13:24,797 You all grown up. Give me some love! 916 01:13:26,267 --> 01:13:28,098 And you remember happy boy here. 917 01:13:28,169 --> 01:13:31,263 Are you still an asshole? 918 01:13:32,841 --> 01:13:35,708 This is Casey, my most limber lady. 919 01:13:35,777 --> 01:13:37,336 And this is Candy, my special lady 920 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:41,213 and my... top-earning gal. 921 01:13:41,283 --> 01:13:43,217 What you looking at? 922 01:13:43,285 --> 01:13:47,016 - I'm looking at you, mama. - You see something you like? 923 01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:50,252 Maybe. I set my standards low so I'm never disappointed. 924 01:13:50,326 --> 01:13:53,352 Oh, well, I don't disappoint. 925 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,397 Ooh... 926 01:13:55,464 --> 01:13:58,524 Fuck, let's go inside. 927 01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:00,626 No sense standing around like... 928 01:14:00,703 --> 01:14:03,672 stonefoot roosters in a fuck farm! 929 01:14:06,008 --> 01:14:08,340 - Let's celebrate. - Oh, yeah. 930 01:14:39,776 --> 01:14:41,711 You know, I gotta tell ya, 931 01:14:41,779 --> 01:14:45,772 that is some catch-phrase you got there. 932 01:14:45,850 --> 01:14:47,147 "Devil's Rejects. " 933 01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:56,820 You got something to say to me, clown? 934 01:14:56,894 --> 01:14:59,055 Huh? 935 01:14:59,130 --> 01:15:01,121 I bet you scare lots of folks, don't ya? 936 01:15:09,974 --> 01:15:12,909 Yeah, you're a regular, fucking killer. 937 01:15:14,780 --> 01:15:18,113 You want a piece of this, motherfucker? You want a piece of this?! 938 01:15:18,183 --> 01:15:21,311 Huh? What you got?! What you got?! 939 01:15:32,130 --> 01:15:35,827 Lord, I am Your arm of justice. 940 01:15:35,901 --> 01:15:39,029 Lord, I am Your arm of justice. 941 01:15:39,104 --> 01:15:41,038 Lord... 942 01:15:41,106 --> 01:15:43,870 I am Your arm of justice, 943 01:15:43,942 --> 01:15:45,910 Your righteous sword of vengeance. 944 01:15:47,780 --> 01:15:50,146 Let my blows be true. 945 01:15:59,025 --> 01:16:02,256 Oh, yeah, Lord have mercy! 946 01:16:02,328 --> 01:16:04,091 What a morning. 947 01:16:04,163 --> 01:16:05,926 - Clevon! - Yeah, boss. 948 01:16:05,999 --> 01:16:09,435 You know why I come here to get these chickens? 949 01:16:09,502 --> 01:16:11,060 No, boss. 950 01:16:11,137 --> 01:16:14,106 'Cause my brother makes the best fried chicken in the world. 951 01:16:14,173 --> 01:16:15,606 Is that right? 952 01:16:15,675 --> 01:16:17,643 Good morning, good morning, sir! How are you? 953 01:16:17,710 --> 01:16:19,474 How y'all doing? Good morning. 954 01:16:19,546 --> 01:16:21,707 Good good good. What ya got for me? 955 01:16:21,782 --> 01:16:24,410 We got these real cute barred rock chickens here. 956 01:16:24,485 --> 01:16:27,545 - Yeah, I see it. - Got them nice, long-legged... 957 01:16:27,621 --> 01:16:30,089 - Rhode Island red chickens. - Rhode Island red! 958 01:16:30,157 --> 01:16:32,091 - Yeah. - Oh, I like them! 959 01:16:32,159 --> 01:16:34,753 I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? 960 01:16:34,828 --> 01:16:37,296 - Two of 'em. Yeah. - Rhode Island red, two? 961 01:16:39,099 --> 01:16:41,795 Now, y'all ain't planning on fucking these chickens, are you? 962 01:16:47,808 --> 01:16:50,299 What the fuck are you getting at? 963 01:16:50,377 --> 01:16:52,346 Do you fuck chickens? 964 01:16:52,414 --> 01:16:57,613 Well, I have thought about fucking some chickens before. 965 01:16:57,685 --> 01:17:01,177 If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, 966 01:17:01,256 --> 01:17:03,156 you can cut that chicken's head off 967 01:17:03,224 --> 01:17:05,852 and stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, 968 01:17:05,927 --> 01:17:10,523 and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go... 969 01:17:10,598 --> 01:17:14,796 Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, 970 01:17:14,869 --> 01:17:18,532 fuck it and go "Aaahhh"? 971 01:17:18,606 --> 01:17:21,473 You accusing me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker? 972 01:17:21,543 --> 01:17:23,637 No, I ain't call you a chicken fucker, but... 973 01:17:23,712 --> 01:17:25,907 boy over there looks sexually frustrated and... 974 01:17:25,981 --> 01:17:27,949 I don't approve of chicken fucking. 975 01:17:28,017 --> 01:17:30,815 - You hear what he called me, boss? - My mistake. 976 01:17:30,886 --> 01:17:32,513 He called me a fucking chicken fucker! 977 01:17:32,588 --> 01:17:35,386 Go back and grab the fucking chickens, Clevon. 978 01:17:37,793 --> 01:17:40,318 - Here's five. - Appreciate it, thank y'all. 979 01:17:40,396 --> 01:17:41,795 He's a chicken fucker! 980 01:17:41,864 --> 01:17:43,798 That's all right, put it back there. 981 01:17:43,866 --> 01:17:45,731 Next time, we go someplace else. 982 01:17:45,801 --> 01:17:48,065 We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss! 983 01:17:48,137 --> 01:17:50,264 I know, I know. 984 01:17:50,339 --> 01:17:52,307 You inbred! Inbred! 985 01:18:03,019 --> 01:18:05,351 Wolf J Flywheel? 986 01:18:06,690 --> 01:18:09,716 Get your motherfucking pimp ass over here now. 987 01:18:12,295 --> 01:18:15,162 Who are you talking about, man? Who you talking to? 988 01:18:17,868 --> 01:18:21,634 What's going on, Sheriff? What'd we do? 989 01:18:21,705 --> 01:18:23,673 What's going on, baby? 990 01:18:25,942 --> 01:18:27,843 You and me, we're gonna have a little powwow 991 01:18:27,912 --> 01:18:29,539 about a certain Captain Spaulding 992 01:18:29,614 --> 01:18:32,242 and his merry band of assholes. 993 01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:37,251 - Captain who? - You know what I'm talking about, 994 01:18:37,321 --> 01:18:39,289 am I correct? 995 01:18:40,525 --> 01:18:43,824 Hey, Sheriff... not in the middle of the street. 996 01:18:43,895 --> 01:18:46,090 Ain't no sense in getting crazy out here. 997 01:18:48,366 --> 01:18:51,426 I don't like no motherfuckers playing dumb with me. 998 01:18:51,502 --> 01:18:54,369 Now, let me tell you the way it's gonna go down. 999 01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:56,770 You're gonna make sure all three of them dirtbags 1000 01:18:56,841 --> 01:18:59,810 are present and accounted for tonight at midnight. You got me? 1001 01:18:59,877 --> 01:19:03,609 You understand me? Charlie! You got me? 1002 01:19:11,390 --> 01:19:13,620 What if I say no? 1003 01:19:13,692 --> 01:19:16,820 Then I ought to shoot your ass right fucking here and now, 1004 01:19:16,895 --> 01:19:18,760 you and that other ugly motherfucker. 1005 01:19:18,830 --> 01:19:21,458 And I'm gonna forget this conversation ever happened. 1006 01:19:21,533 --> 01:19:24,866 Tonight, midnight. 1007 01:19:29,041 --> 01:19:31,771 It's a bad day to fuck with me, Charlie boy. 1008 01:19:48,895 --> 01:19:52,922 Hey, we got you this far. Shit. 1009 01:19:52,999 --> 01:19:56,628 Without us, you'd still be swimming around with your head up your ass. 1010 01:19:58,871 --> 01:20:02,102 Hey, Chief, don't sweat it. Have a beer. 1011 01:20:02,175 --> 01:20:04,871 It's all going to work out to your satisfaction. 1012 01:20:04,945 --> 01:20:09,279 If I were you, I'd put the beer down and keep your mind on business 1013 01:20:09,350 --> 01:20:11,944 before business jumps up and bites you right in the ass. 1014 01:20:12,019 --> 01:20:13,987 Don't worry about me, boss. 1015 01:20:14,054 --> 01:20:16,716 They'll think goddamn King Kong came down from Skull Island 1016 01:20:16,790 --> 01:20:19,816 and raped them a new fucking asshole. 1017 01:20:19,893 --> 01:20:23,260 Hey, man, don't give me none of that cocky-ass- 1018 01:20:23,330 --> 01:20:27,824 yard-bird-pumping-iron-I'm-the-baddest- motherfucker-that-ever-lived horseshit. 1019 01:20:27,901 --> 01:20:30,768 That might work on some Johnny Redneck bail jumper, 1020 01:20:30,838 --> 01:20:32,635 but that don't mean shit to me. 1021 01:20:32,706 --> 01:20:35,038 Then I suggest you pick up the bat phone 1022 01:20:35,109 --> 01:20:36,770 and call some new motherfuckers in. 1023 01:20:36,844 --> 01:20:38,642 Dime a dozen, man. Fuck you. 1024 01:20:38,713 --> 01:20:40,180 - Fuck me? - Yeah. 1025 01:20:40,248 --> 01:20:41,715 Fuck you, motherfucker! 1026 01:20:41,783 --> 01:20:44,479 Hey, hold it, hold it! We gotta cool our shit, here! 1027 01:20:46,821 --> 01:20:52,191 Look, you hired the unholy two because you wanted the best money could buy. 1028 01:20:52,260 --> 01:20:54,694 Now, you got nothing to worry about. 1029 01:20:54,763 --> 01:20:57,061 We're gonna get the job done. 1030 01:20:57,132 --> 01:21:00,863 Might talk a lot of shit, but we will get the job done. 1031 01:21:00,935 --> 01:21:02,766 Here's the deal. 1032 01:21:02,837 --> 01:21:05,465 I don't give a good God damn what condition they're in. 1033 01:21:05,540 --> 01:21:09,067 I just want 'em alive so I can piss in their face before they die. 1034 01:21:11,314 --> 01:21:13,748 You are one sick fucking pirate. 1035 01:21:13,816 --> 01:21:16,376 Hey, Billy Ray, your mama's on the phone. 1036 01:21:16,452 --> 01:21:18,545 She owes me 14 bucks! Get down here. 1037 01:21:18,621 --> 01:21:22,455 - Better keep a rope on that asshole. - Yeah, I know. 1038 01:21:22,525 --> 01:21:25,016 Now look, G, let me explain something to you. 1039 01:21:25,094 --> 01:21:29,224 You've been using a bazooka to exterminate three little roaches. 1040 01:21:29,298 --> 01:21:32,233 Now when you hunt roaches, you don't blow up your house. 1041 01:21:32,301 --> 01:21:34,565 You send in an exterminator so he can... 1042 01:21:34,637 --> 01:21:36,400 he crawls like a roach; 1043 01:21:36,472 --> 01:21:39,032 He thinks like a roach; He has a little roach mind... 1044 01:21:39,108 --> 01:21:42,510 Hey... you be careful 1045 01:21:42,579 --> 01:21:45,810 or maybe you get stepped on like a roach. 1046 01:22:06,169 --> 01:22:08,137 I'm gonna tell you something, brother, 1047 01:22:08,205 --> 01:22:09,934 you have got it made. 1048 01:22:10,006 --> 01:22:14,204 Please, man, don't be fooled by the glamour. 1049 01:22:14,277 --> 01:22:17,008 I got trouble. Don't get me started. 1050 01:22:17,081 --> 01:22:18,742 Trouble. What kinda trouble you got? 1051 01:22:18,816 --> 01:22:21,876 Man, you got hot and cold running pussy on tap! 1052 01:22:21,953 --> 01:22:25,116 Man, dealing with these greedy bitches 1053 01:22:25,189 --> 01:22:27,089 ain't all it's cracked up to be. 1054 01:22:35,199 --> 01:22:37,793 Brother, brother... 1055 01:22:41,339 --> 01:22:43,807 Go ahead. Pick it up, pick it up. 1056 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:46,173 Take a hit on this. 1057 01:22:46,244 --> 01:22:48,873 Man, I got the best, mmm. 1058 01:22:48,947 --> 01:22:50,915 Take one for me too, man. 1059 01:22:53,018 --> 01:22:56,010 Hey, listen, you got a nose like a vacuum cleaner. 1060 01:22:56,088 --> 01:22:58,056 Don't do up all my cocaine. 1061 01:22:58,123 --> 01:23:01,752 Brother, would I do that to you? 1062 01:23:01,827 --> 01:23:03,795 No, you my brother... 1063 01:23:03,862 --> 01:23:05,830 - See? ... and I love you. 1064 01:23:05,898 --> 01:23:07,866 - All right. - All right, baby. 1065 01:23:11,136 --> 01:23:14,037 But I love my cocaine better. Fuck you. 1066 01:23:14,106 --> 01:23:16,904 Oh, man, that's some cold shit right there. 1067 01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:22,541 Well, any port in a fucking storm. 1068 01:25:30,213 --> 01:25:32,181 Mmm. 1069 01:25:50,067 --> 01:25:54,436 Charlie, brother, my brother... 1070 01:25:58,442 --> 01:26:00,933 I've been looking for you, clown. 1071 01:26:01,012 --> 01:26:02,980 Ooh. 1072 01:26:15,893 --> 01:26:17,884 You gonna start the killing, 1073 01:26:17,962 --> 01:26:20,863 you best start it right here. 1074 01:26:20,932 --> 01:26:23,298 Make sure I'm all the way dead, 1075 01:26:23,368 --> 01:26:26,735 or I will come back and make you my bitch. 1076 01:26:28,606 --> 01:26:30,574 Bitch that, motherfucker. 1077 01:26:30,642 --> 01:26:34,010 Get up, bitch! 1078 01:26:40,185 --> 01:26:43,211 Stop it! Stop it, motherfucker! 1079 01:26:47,159 --> 01:26:49,719 - Oh! Fuck! Oh! - Get these scumbags in that truck. 1080 01:26:53,098 --> 01:26:55,362 It wasn't personal, brother. 1081 01:26:55,434 --> 01:26:57,561 Business is business, baby! 1082 01:26:58,804 --> 01:27:00,829 You asshole! 1083 01:27:00,906 --> 01:27:03,602 She's right, Charlie. You are an asshole. 1084 01:27:03,676 --> 01:27:07,306 Why don't you get on your fucking horse and ride? 1085 01:27:07,380 --> 01:27:10,781 All right, let's get this freak show on the road. 1086 01:27:10,850 --> 01:27:13,785 What the fuck are you doing there? Get the fuck up! 1087 01:28:04,138 --> 01:28:06,231 You know, I got to thank you all... 1088 01:28:07,608 --> 01:28:11,170 for helping me to understand what my heritage is. 1089 01:28:11,246 --> 01:28:14,773 You see, the Wydells, they've always been vigilante justice. 1090 01:28:14,850 --> 01:28:19,913 Now, my granddaddy, he rode with the likes of Tom Horn, 1091 01:28:19,988 --> 01:28:22,047 killing scum like you for a living. 1092 01:28:23,291 --> 01:28:24,918 We've always been devil slayers. 1093 01:28:24,993 --> 01:28:26,722 Wake up! 1094 01:28:26,795 --> 01:28:31,289 See I tried to walk the line, 1095 01:28:31,366 --> 01:28:33,197 but now I realize there is no line. 1096 01:28:33,268 --> 01:28:38,729 We here, we are playing on a level that most will never see. 1097 01:28:38,807 --> 01:28:42,208 I know my brother George, he didn't see it. 1098 01:28:42,277 --> 01:28:44,246 Maybe he had a divine moment 1099 01:28:44,313 --> 01:28:46,543 when his brains hit the floor. 1100 01:28:46,616 --> 01:28:49,608 Yeah, well, maybe you will too. 1101 01:28:52,288 --> 01:28:55,223 I got over here some photographs 1102 01:28:55,291 --> 01:28:59,022 of every missing person within 100 miles of this shithole. 1103 01:28:59,095 --> 01:29:02,394 Valerie Green. 1104 01:29:02,465 --> 01:29:04,797 Take a look at that. She was beautiful, huh? 1105 01:29:04,867 --> 01:29:07,233 Hell, anybody'd fuck her. 1106 01:29:09,438 --> 01:29:11,668 This is what she looked like when we pulled her out 1107 01:29:11,741 --> 01:29:13,572 of your little fucking torture shack. 1108 01:29:13,643 --> 01:29:15,874 She ain't so fuckable anymore, huh? 1109 01:29:15,946 --> 01:29:17,573 Oh, yes, she is. 1110 01:29:17,648 --> 01:29:21,015 I cut her tongue out and tied her to my bed for a month. 1111 01:29:21,084 --> 01:29:23,814 Busted that bitch wide open. 1112 01:29:23,887 --> 01:29:26,879 Well, then you get to have this as a souvenir. 1113 01:29:38,735 --> 01:29:41,568 What about Mary Knowles, anybody? 1114 01:29:41,638 --> 01:29:43,936 That fucking bitch is mine. 1115 01:29:44,007 --> 01:29:48,069 No no, she was mine. I did her, come on. Bring it onto me. 1116 01:29:48,146 --> 01:29:50,512 - Nah, she's all mine. - Baby, shut the fuck up! 1117 01:29:50,582 --> 01:29:54,109 Baby, you want her, you got her. 1118 01:29:58,223 --> 01:30:00,316 Fuck, fuck! 1119 01:30:01,359 --> 01:30:03,884 Come and get me, motherfucker! 1120 01:30:07,665 --> 01:30:09,428 Motherfucker! 1121 01:30:23,415 --> 01:30:25,781 You see this picture? 1122 01:30:25,851 --> 01:30:27,819 That's my brother George. 1123 01:30:29,788 --> 01:30:32,621 Old George, he was a good man. 1124 01:30:33,659 --> 01:30:35,627 Very trusting. 1125 01:30:36,762 --> 01:30:38,730 I'm sure that's what got him killed. 1126 01:30:39,965 --> 01:30:42,058 Anyway, y'all take a good look at that. 1127 01:30:44,169 --> 01:30:46,729 Because that's the reason you gonna die tonight. 1128 01:30:46,805 --> 01:30:50,502 Yeah, I remember. 1129 01:30:52,412 --> 01:30:54,277 Stupid fuck just like you. 1130 01:30:54,347 --> 01:30:56,281 Come at me like 1131 01:30:56,349 --> 01:30:59,876 some kinda matinee fucking cowboy idol. 1132 01:31:02,489 --> 01:31:06,755 All I had to do was point him in a direction and there he goes, 1133 01:31:06,826 --> 01:31:09,989 Officer Wyfucking-Dell to the rescue. 1134 01:31:15,835 --> 01:31:17,894 Daddy! 1135 01:31:20,707 --> 01:31:22,140 And I hate fucking clowns. 1136 01:31:25,513 --> 01:31:29,347 Yeah, you couldn't do all this by yourself! 1137 01:31:36,390 --> 01:31:39,382 I slayed me a devil just the other day. 1138 01:31:39,460 --> 01:31:41,690 What you think? Huh? 1139 01:31:41,762 --> 01:31:43,889 See any you like? 1140 01:31:43,965 --> 01:31:46,525 You liar. Those photos ain't real. 1141 01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:49,000 There's no way you killed Mama. 1142 01:31:49,070 --> 01:31:50,662 No, Baby, they're real. 1143 01:31:50,738 --> 01:31:52,467 Take a look at her right there. 1144 01:31:52,540 --> 01:31:55,907 Take a look at her eyes the way they are like that. She's dead. 1145 01:31:55,977 --> 01:31:57,912 You know what I did? 1146 01:31:57,980 --> 01:32:01,211 I took my knife and I stuck it in there real good. 1147 01:32:02,384 --> 01:32:04,079 And I kinda twisted it a little bit. 1148 01:32:04,152 --> 01:32:07,212 Kinda like fucked her with it, you know? 1149 01:32:07,289 --> 01:32:08,916 Let me tell you, that old whore came 1150 01:32:08,991 --> 01:32:11,357 before I fucking took her miserable life. 1151 01:32:11,426 --> 01:32:14,361 You motherfucker. I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1152 01:32:14,429 --> 01:32:16,021 You gonna kill me? 1153 01:32:16,098 --> 01:32:17,725 You're gonna fucking kill me? 1154 01:32:17,799 --> 01:32:21,257 - Get off me, fucker! - You take a good look at that, bitch. 1155 01:32:21,336 --> 01:32:24,863 Take a good, fucking look. You were her little angel, 1156 01:32:24,940 --> 01:32:26,965 her little angel. 1157 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:30,672 That's why I got something special in mind for you. 1158 01:32:30,747 --> 01:32:32,612 Yeah? Well I can't fucking wait. 1159 01:32:32,682 --> 01:32:36,209 If you want it, here it is. Come and get it. Come on! 1160 01:32:41,524 --> 01:32:43,617 From delusion, lead me to truth. 1161 01:32:43,693 --> 01:32:45,661 From darkness, lead me to light. 1162 01:32:47,063 --> 01:32:51,625 From death, lead me to eternal life. 1163 01:32:54,937 --> 01:32:57,804 Hallelujah! 1164 01:32:57,874 --> 01:32:59,808 Are you feeling it, brother? 1165 01:33:18,996 --> 01:33:20,987 It's time to end this little charade. 1166 01:33:21,065 --> 01:33:24,865 Look, you're free. 1167 01:33:25,936 --> 01:33:27,563 Run. 1168 01:33:27,638 --> 01:33:29,538 I said fucking run! 1169 01:33:39,717 --> 01:33:41,810 Burn well, motherfuckers. 1170 01:33:59,904 --> 01:34:01,496 Come and get it! 1171 01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:06,036 I can hear you, Baby girl! 1172 01:34:11,083 --> 01:34:14,075 I can hear you! 1173 01:34:14,153 --> 01:34:16,280 I got something here for ya! 1174 01:34:18,290 --> 01:34:19,416 What's that I smell? 1175 01:34:20,926 --> 01:34:22,587 It smells like rabbit! 1176 01:35:03,003 --> 01:35:06,666 It's me, Charlie, calm down. 1177 01:35:06,740 --> 01:35:08,571 How could you do this? You ruined everything! 1178 01:35:08,642 --> 01:35:11,476 Calm down, Baby! This is not the time. 1179 01:35:11,546 --> 01:35:14,572 - Gotta get you outta here. - Daddy and Otis are in the house... 1180 01:35:14,649 --> 01:35:17,618 I'll get them, but first we gotta get you someplace safe. 1181 01:35:17,685 --> 01:35:18,879 Now, come on. 1182 01:35:29,730 --> 01:35:33,928 Cutter! Cutter, wake up! Cutter, wake up! 1183 01:35:34,001 --> 01:35:36,265 Cutter! Wake the fuck up! Wake the fuck up! 1184 01:35:41,709 --> 01:35:45,168 - Wait in the car and I'll go get them. - I want to go! 1185 01:35:45,247 --> 01:35:47,181 Oh, just get in! Go on. 1186 01:35:49,952 --> 01:35:51,920 Stay put. 1187 01:35:54,623 --> 01:35:56,056 Charlie! 1188 01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:20,376 Run, Baby girl, run. 1189 01:36:20,450 --> 01:36:22,315 Run! 1190 01:36:22,385 --> 01:36:24,979 Run! Run! 1191 01:36:25,054 --> 01:36:26,817 Run run run! 1192 01:36:32,161 --> 01:36:34,095 Lord, I bet that hurts. 1193 01:36:34,163 --> 01:36:36,791 Man, I could hear that bone shatter from right here. 1194 01:36:38,067 --> 01:36:39,830 What the hell we got here? 1195 01:36:39,902 --> 01:36:42,871 Hey, looky here, I got something for you. 1196 01:36:42,939 --> 01:36:45,134 Uh-huh. 1197 01:36:45,208 --> 01:36:46,971 Oh, yeah, I got something for ya. 1198 01:36:47,043 --> 01:36:49,512 Hey, get up! 1199 01:36:49,580 --> 01:36:52,174 Come on, I said get up! 1200 01:36:52,249 --> 01:36:54,183 - Fuck you. - I don't know about you, 1201 01:36:54,251 --> 01:36:57,379 but I sure wish I had a bullwhip for this occasion, 1202 01:36:57,454 --> 01:36:59,854 but I found this. I reckon it'll do. 1203 01:37:02,192 --> 01:37:04,683 You like that? You like the feeling of being helpless? 1204 01:37:04,762 --> 01:37:08,459 At the mercy of someone who's as sadistic and deranged as you?! 1205 01:37:08,532 --> 01:37:11,626 Not such a fucking party, is it? Doesn't make it you feel proud? 1206 01:37:11,702 --> 01:37:15,763 - Fuck you! - Fuck me? Oh, no. 1207 01:37:15,839 --> 01:37:18,137 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1208 01:38:02,121 --> 01:38:04,089 Tiny. 1209 01:38:07,626 --> 01:38:11,995 Daddy and Otis are still in the house. Go get 'em. 1210 01:38:16,001 --> 01:38:18,367 The nails! The nails! 1211 01:38:33,019 --> 01:38:35,579 Tiny! Tiny! Come on, man! 1212 01:39:00,948 --> 01:39:02,813 Daddy! 1213 01:39:02,884 --> 01:39:05,444 Baby? Baby! 1214 01:39:05,520 --> 01:39:07,488 You're okay! 1215 01:39:10,825 --> 01:39:12,452 Yes. 1216 01:39:29,444 --> 01:39:31,276 Ow! Oh! 1217 01:39:40,923 --> 01:39:42,948 You sure about this? 1218 01:39:46,361 --> 01:39:47,828 We'll come back for you. 1219 01:46:35,629 --> 01:46:48,829 Subtitles synced by B[r]3 to fit: The.Devils.Rejects.2005.720p.BluRay.x264-SiNNERS [DeadlyBrEaThE@gmail.com]