1 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,295 - I cannot find this place. - Why are you too proud 2 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,589 to use your navigation system? Ask yourself that. 3 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,049 I tried the navigation, Turtle. It can't find it either. 4 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,176 Oh, that's too bad 'cause 5 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,178 you're about to miss the day's last bit of sun. 6 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,221 Just tell me where to turn. I'm on Poplar. 7 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,766 Uh, I don't know Poplar. Why don't you head back down the hill? 8 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,601 - I'll give you directions from Sunset. - I don't even know 9 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:44,103 where the bottom is. Why did we have to move all the way up here anyway? 10 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,897 'Cause it's an insane house, that's why. 11 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,774 Well, for 30 G's a month it should be. 12 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,233 Oh, stop stressing about money. 13 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,277 Vince says if he never makes another dollar 14 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,489 his advance check from "Clouds" can keep us in this house for 16 months. 15 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,157 - 18 months. - 18 months. 16 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,868 Oh, that will stop me from stressing. Okay, wait a second, 17 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,995 wait a second. I think I'm heading back down right now. 18 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,497 Durand Drive... Does that sound familiar? 19 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,081 Yeah yeah, turn there. 20 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,794 - God damn it. - What? 21 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,921 Some girl just ran into me. 22 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,340 Oh my God, I think it's Anna Faris. 23 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:13,633 Really? 24 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,134 You know what? Let me call you back. 25 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:16,719 What happened? 26 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,388 Anna Faris just smashed into E. 27 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,725 Sweet. 28 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,854 - Did you not see me? - Oh, I am so sorry. 29 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,856 I just... I got distracted for a second. 30 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,483 It's totally my fault. 31 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,318 Well, it's okay. It was an accident. 32 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,946 Um, would you mind not coming any closer? 33 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:38,491 Why? You think I'm, like, some kind of a crazy fan or something? 34 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,118 No no, it's just that I'm in a towel. 35 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,663 I just got done with Pilates and I forgot a change. 36 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:47,166 And, you know, who wants to wear sweaty clothes after a shower? 37 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:49,001 So you decided to drive home in a towel? 38 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,795 - Yeah. It's a little weird, huh? - Not weird. 39 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:54,173 It's just not very practical in case you got in an accident. 40 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:57,468 Yeah. Um... so what now? 41 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:01,389 Well, I guess I've got to get your insurance, right? 42 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,516 I don't have my wallet. 43 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,142 Okay, you're just a mess today. 44 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,230 But your fly is down. 45 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,108 No, it's not. 46 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,361 I'm sorry, I just wanted to take some of the attention off me. 47 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,364 Look, I'm feeling a little exposed. Can I give you my number? 48 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,949 I'm gonna be home in, like, 10 minutes 49 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,701 and then I'll give you everything you need. 50 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:22,952 Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. 51 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,871 Let me get my phone and get your number. 52 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:27,707 - I'm really sorry. - That's okay. It'll be all right. 53 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,001 What time's dinner, Daddy? 54 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,878 As soon as I'm done with this script, sweetie. 55 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,255 - Okay. - Oh my God, 56 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:35,965 that is so funny! 57 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:40,344 No, you are kidding me. 58 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,805 That is so funny. 59 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,390 Oh my God, too funny. 60 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,142 Will you shut up? 61 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,854 Okay then. Um, yes, ASAP. 62 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:53,107 Okay. Thank you so much. 63 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,151 Well, guess who that was. 64 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,153 Um... Let me see, 65 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,864 it was Cara Grossman and she wants to know 66 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,073 if she should get her eyebrows 67 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,575 waxed first or if you should. 68 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,369 It was my old producer from "The Young and the Restless. " 69 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:08,331 - What did he want? - Me. 70 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,457 I don't get it. 71 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,959 Well, it's the 35th anniversary of "Y&R" 72 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:15,046 and they want me to reprise my role as Kendall Scott. 73 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,256 Are you serious? 74 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,424 I am. 75 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,345 It seems that Kendall still gets quite a bit of fan mail 76 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,597 and the writers were in a bind and they've come up 77 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,432 with a little idea that could work for tomorrow. 78 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,559 - I hope you told them no. - I told them we'd talk about it. 79 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:31,145 We talked about it. So you tell them no. 80 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,022 We have not talked about it, Ari. 81 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,941 Well, honey, what is there to talk about? 82 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,944 I don't know, um... Tell me that it's exciting 83 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,154 and that if I did it, I'd be good. 84 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:43,074 It's a soap opera, baby. There is no good, there's just degrees of bad. 85 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,952 Well, then tell me that I would be pretty, 86 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,912 as pretty as the day I left the show. 87 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,622 Well, you left the show when you were 25 88 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,833 and now they shoot everything in high def. 89 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,211 You are such an asshole! 90 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,338 - Come on, baby. - Yeah, right. Well, ask anybody, 91 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,632 you've aged a lot worse than I have, baby. 92 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,052 Come here, honey. Where are you going? 93 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,304 - To call my producer... - For what? 94 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:08,557 ...and tell him Kendall Scott, town slut, is back. 95 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:14,689 What's up, boys? 96 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:18,567 Pfft, for a guy who just got into an accident, you seem happy. 97 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:20,319 Maybe he's got a head injury. 98 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,446 It's a fender-bender, Drama. I'm fine. Are you nuts? 99 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:24,824 Well, I hope you didn't tell Ms. Faris that, 100 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,575 'cause we're gonna sue the crap out of her. 101 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,661 We're not suing anybody. There's barely any damage. 102 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,371 Yeah, visible damage, 103 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,581 but internal damage is a whole other thing. 104 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,001 - Let it go, Drama. - E, come on, what's up? 105 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,836 I don't know. She's cute. 106 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,838 - That she is. - We had a little moment. 107 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,965 - Pfft. No shot. - No way. 108 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:44,010 You're not a member of the celeb club, bro. 109 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,012 - It'll never happen. - I got her number. 110 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,973 I crashed into an 80-year-old woman once. She gave me her number too. 111 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,766 Whatever. I'm calling. 112 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,353 I bet my left nut he could not close Anna Faris. 113 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:56,355 Oh, gee, a bet I'd love to win. 114 00:05:56,440 --> 00:06:00,026 - Shit. - What happened? 115 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,653 She gave me the wrong number. 116 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:04,321 Aw, don't feel too bad, E. 117 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:07,199 You're just a regular person, a civilian. 118 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,826 Too bad she didn't hit me. 119 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,786 We'd be fucking by now. 120 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,797 - Good morning, Ari. - Is that smirk for me 121 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,799 or are your Ben Wa balls shifting? 122 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,551 Just wondering how you're feeling 123 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,595 about not being the biggest star in your house anymore. 124 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,680 Oh, don't be a wiseass. How did you know? 125 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:32,266 - It's on Defamer. - You're kidding. 126 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,061 Oh, Ari, be proud of her. 127 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,604 She's gonna light up the screen 128 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,606 and bring a newfound excitement to Genoa City. 129 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,983 - You watch that shit? - "Y&R" is fourth 130 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,985 on my TiVo Season Pass priority list. 131 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,070 I haven't missed an episode in 12 years. 132 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,237 That is so sad. 133 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,739 You should go down to the set today, Ari. 134 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,365 Watch your wife's work, be supportive. 135 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:51,368 I've got my own life's work to support, Lloyd. 136 00:06:58,502 --> 00:06:59,668 Lloyd! 137 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,339 Who the hell is this? 138 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,219 That's the underage student she seduces, Julio. 139 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,054 It's not a great picture. I have a better one. 140 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,597 It's my screen saver, if you wanna see. 141 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,557 - Clear my schedule. - Even your lunch? 142 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:16,477 I'm going to be eating Julio's lunch today. 143 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,939 Hi, Julio. 144 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,067 - I got it. - Got what? 145 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,194 Anna Faris's address. Wait till she sees me 146 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,321 show up on her doorstep. 147 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,573 What? I should pay for the car? 148 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,951 E, is this really about the money 149 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,702 or is this about your little moment? 150 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,497 - We did have a moment. - She's an actress. 151 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,333 - So what, I'm an idiot? - No, she's a good actress. 152 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:43,212 Is E still bitching about being bitch-slapped by a bitch? 153 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,380 He's rightfully upset. 154 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,632 Yeah, well, let it go. We have bigger problems. 155 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:49,176 What's that Turtle? Pink Dot insisting on seeing a note before you 156 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,178 - use Vince's credit card again? - Ho ho ho. 157 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,638 They discontinued his favorite weed. 158 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,014 Ourfavorite weed, 159 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,809 and it's not discontinued, it's extinct, gone forever. 160 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,811 Like the Yangtze River dolphin. 161 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,647 I gotta wait for the cable guy today. How am I gonna do that with no weed? 162 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,691 Why don't you pick up one of the other 50 kinds of weed 163 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:04,942 you've been living off for the last 20 years? 164 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,569 I'm too distraught. 165 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,988 Turtle, what if I was to tell you that I have a secret stash 166 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,490 of the most-recently-extinct Aurora Borealis 167 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,325 in a box in the living room? 168 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,161 I would say if I wasn't worried about appearances, 169 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,745 I would kiss you right now, Vin. How much you got? 170 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,039 Enough to make waiting for the cable guy tolerable. 171 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,457 Fantastic. 172 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,168 You know what? Maybe I'll stick around, 173 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,670 cook us a nice lunchtime feast. You do the shopping. 174 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,463 If I pick the menu. 175 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,382 Done. You in, E? 176 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,176 I can't. Got too much stuff to do today. 177 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,136 I'll see you guys later. 178 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,929 What's he gotta do? 179 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,016 I really miss this lovely canvas. 180 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,268 Oh, well, I hope I don't disappoint, Steven. 181 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,187 It's really nerve-wracking 182 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,522 when you haven't been in front of the camera for so long. 183 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:47,151 Don't worry. You look as good as ever and you will be fantastic. 184 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,695 Surprise, honey. Your husband has arrived. 185 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,614 Ari, what are you doing here? 186 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,824 Well, I wanted to see your work. 187 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,076 I wanted to be the supportive husband and meet your colleagues. 188 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,953 Hello, how are you? Ari Gold. Nice to meet you. 189 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,705 I am the man behind this beautiful woman. 190 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,082 Your wife has the most amazing skin. 191 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,210 - She does, doesn't she? - Uh, Steven, 192 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,962 do you think you could give us just a couple seconds? 193 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,256 Uh-huh, sure. Whatever you need. 194 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,466 Okay. 195 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,259 Ari, really, what are you doing here? 196 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,385 I heard about your scene. 197 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,888 Oh, come on, it's a soap. What did you think I was gonna be doing? 198 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,182 I don't know, discovering that your husband 199 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,559 is really your long-lost tranny cousin? 200 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,228 Who gives a shit? All I know is 201 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,521 I don't want another man's lips on my wife. 202 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,565 - It's barely a kiss. - And how are your kids 203 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,359 going to explain that in school 204 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,361 when people ask why their Mommy 205 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,738 is on TV barely kissing Juan Valdez? 206 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,741 Sarah's best friend's mother just got raped on "Criminal Minds" last week. 207 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,786 A) rape is involuntary and B) it's prime time. 208 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,788 - You are such an asshole. - Baby, 209 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,748 you're 30 minutes away from getting it on 210 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,541 with a 19-year-old Latin bullfighter 211 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:47,419 and I pass on hot pieces of ass 212 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,630 that throw themselves at me all day every day 213 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,591 without so much as a cupping of an ass cheek. 214 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,510 You know what? I'll tell you, if you can get one of them 215 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,221 to fuck you on national television, you have my blessing. 216 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,098 Ari, go back to work. 217 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,892 Baby, we agreed to suffer through monogamy together. 218 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:04,103 If you love me, you won't do it! 219 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,522 If you love me, you will get the hell out of here. 220 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,357 Seriously, Ari, you are pissing me off. 221 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,025 Go back to work. 222 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,084 - Hello? - Anna. 223 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,879 - Yeah, who's this? - The guy you smashed into last night. 224 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:34,633 Oh my God, I am so sorry I gave you the wrong phone number. 225 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,970 - Yeah, you did. - Oh, it was a total accident. 226 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,097 - Another one? - Hey, um... 227 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,224 How did you find my house? 228 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,184 - Star Maps. - Right. 229 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,396 So are you, like, here to beat me up? 230 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,815 - No. - 'Cause you do realize 231 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,651 it's a little nutty tracking me down like this, right? 232 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:55,070 If you didn't look so harmless, I'd be worried. 233 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,281 - I look harmless? - Yeah, that's a good thing. 234 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,325 I'm in the business. I manage Vincent Chase. 235 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,493 I'm not a crazy person. I'm just a little pissed off. 236 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,287 I mean, you blew off the accident. 237 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,664 Look, if I can just get your insurance info, that'd be great. 238 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,167 Yeah. Okay, come in. 239 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,710 Thank you. 240 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,761 I swear I didn't do it on purpose. 241 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,348 The phone is new and I'm just totally number dyslexic. 242 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,433 3253, 2353... 243 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,935 My brain just can't process the difference. 244 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,021 Well, I'm sorry to just show up like this. 245 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,690 No, listen, I'm crazy enough to do the same thing. 246 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,193 In high school someone put gum on my locker once 247 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,403 and I spent three weeks trying to track down who it was. 248 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,571 What happened? 249 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,115 Uh, I got my ass kicked by Jane Nevins, 250 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,368 the 300-Ib resident school lunatic. 251 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,828 So should we do this? 252 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,456 - Yeah. - Okay, here's mine. 253 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,666 There's my stuff right there. 254 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,378 So is your car totally screwed up? 255 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:55,339 Uh, not too bad, actually. Yours? 256 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,966 Completely. I did something to the wheels. 257 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,177 You know, I guess it's what I deserve. 258 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,554 Yeah, I've been waiting 40 minutes for a cab 259 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,473 to take me to a meeting. I am so late. 260 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,392 I can give you a lift. 261 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,477 Really? You'd do that? 262 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,187 I probably should have asked how far first. 263 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,688 Oh no, it's really close. 264 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,525 - No problem then. - Okay, I'm gonna go grab my stuff. 265 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,692 Okay. 266 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:28,163 - This is nice. - Yeah. Yeah. 267 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,792 We don't get too much alone time, just you and me, bro. 268 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,127 Yeah. 269 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,885 So what do you want to do? 270 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,014 Well, we got no TV. 271 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,351 - Wanna talk? - Sure. 272 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,608 I got nothin'. 273 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,194 Yeah, me neither. You wanna smoke? 274 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,904 We promised Turtle we'd wait. 275 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,115 - I won't tell if you don't. - Spark it up. 276 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,535 Oh, yeah. 277 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,920 The little bastard took it all. 278 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,926 I was right to take it, 'cause you guys cannot control yourselves. 279 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,095 When are you bringing it back? Vince is bored. 280 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,597 I'll be home soon. Relax. 281 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,015 You'd better not smoke any of that 282 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,350 before you get back, Turtle. 283 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,061 Did you hear that? Vince feels violated. 284 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,314 Oh, please. I would have come home to nothing but stems 285 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,316 if I left it with you two degenerates. 286 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,486 Excuse me. Hey, I only have a few things. 287 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,112 Would you mind if I went ahead of you? 288 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,822 I'll call you back. 289 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,200 Uh, sure, yeah, I'll let you go, 290 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,036 but if your boyfriend comes running up here with 20 more items, 291 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,288 - I'm gonna be pissed. - I don't have a boyfriend. 292 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,040 Then by all means. 293 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,583 Thanks. 294 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,002 Healthy living. 295 00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:00,172 Yeah, me and my friends are having a little midday fiesta. 296 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,633 Hey, you know what? Me and my friends are having one too. 297 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,510 Maybe we should, uh, combine parties. 298 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,678 - I don't think so. - Oh, come on. 299 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,514 I guarantee you our party will be better than yours. 300 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,098 Oh, yeah? Why? 301 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,934 'Cause it's at Vincent Chase's house. 302 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,268 Really? 303 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,527 - Javier. - Yes? 304 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,612 Ari Gold. Do you know me? 305 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:27,032 Oh, yes yes, I know of you. 306 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,326 I'd shake your hand, but I just used my cocoa butter. 307 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,161 Are you interested in representing me? 308 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,789 I may be. I may be, 309 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,541 but right now I'm interested 310 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,876 in talking to you about your scene today. 311 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,378 Scene? I have many scenes. 312 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,505 There's only one scene that I wanna talk to you about. 313 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,924 - Which one is that? - It's the one with Mrs. Gold. 314 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,134 - Mrs. Gold? - Yeah, my wife. 315 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,721 - She plays Kendall Scott. - Oh, Kendall Scott. 316 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,057 I'm sorry, I only know character names. 317 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,559 I'm a method actor. 318 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,561 Mm, well, uh... 319 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,896 You're supposed to kiss her on the mouth. 320 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,315 - Just acting. - Don't. 321 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,484 Mr. Gold, the script says that I have to. 322 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,987 Look, Javier, I can help you, okay? 323 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,989 You don't want to spend the rest of your life 324 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,409 having fat middle-aged women and odd homosexual men 325 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,828 getting off to your work, do you? You have bigger dreams, 326 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,247 I'm sure, and let me tell you, 327 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,749 as anyone in this town can tell you, 328 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,793 I am a dream weaver, all right? 329 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,420 So you focus on what I'm saying 330 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,755 and I will have you kissing Ugly Betty by Christmas, 331 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,842 but nobody gets to kiss my wife, nobody but me. 332 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,386 Oh, this is nice. 333 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,097 I can get used to having a personal driver. 334 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,725 Well, I might have to take the job just to keep the roads safe... 335 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,185 - Oh! ... with you driving, yes. 336 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,563 You know, you did stop short. 337 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,440 What are you talking about? When you are the person 338 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,692 that crashes into another person, it's always your fault. 339 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,068 That's common knowledge. Everybody knows that. 340 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,570 Yeah, I know... 341 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,530 But you did stop short. 342 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,991 A little bit. But still, your fault. 343 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,993 So where am I taking you anyway? 344 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,995 Oh, I've got this meeting with a director 345 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,456 - for this movie I'm gonna do. - Oh yeah? What movie? 346 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,458 - "Brown-Eyed Girl. " - Okay, I've read that. 347 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,044 They sent it over for Vince a ways back. 348 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,837 So what happened? You didn't like it? 349 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,589 No, not for Vince. 350 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,799 Do you like it for me? 351 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,552 I mean, I don't know. I read it for Vince. 352 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,763 Nice save. 353 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,307 No, seriously, it was a long time ago. 354 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,559 I don't even remember specifics. So is this it? 355 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,312 Yeah. Um... look, can you please 356 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,397 be honest with me and tell me what you thought of the script? 357 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,274 What does it matter what I think? 358 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,860 Well, because now I've gotta go into this meeting 359 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,945 and you're all in my head and... 360 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,739 Just humor me. I can take it. 361 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,492 Okay. All right, look, I didn't like it. 362 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,952 I mean, if it were just a regular romantic comedy, 363 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,914 I'd go, "Okay, it's cute. " But it's not. It tries to be so much more. 364 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,832 All right? When movies do that, I don't know, 365 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,501 it just... It pisses me off. 366 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,419 All right, look, the third act... When it looks like 367 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,004 they're gonna get back together and all of a sudden 368 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,924 she's taking off to start an organic dog food company? 369 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,967 I mean, come on. It just felt broad and manipulative 370 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,594 and just... I don't know, I didn't buy it. 371 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,263 You really forgot the specifics, huh? 372 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,684 - Was that just way too honest? - No no no no. 373 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,645 No, I appreciate it. And I really appreciate the ride. 374 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,480 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 375 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,649 So I guess our insurance people will talk? 376 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,025 Yeah. Yeah, I guess. 377 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,735 Okay, it was nice meeting you. 378 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,071 Nice meeting you. Good luck on your meeting. 379 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,864 - Thank you. Bye. - Bye. 380 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,830 So when do we get to smoke some of this allegedly extinct weed? 381 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,832 When we get back to the house. 382 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,376 - Why can't we just smoke some now? - 'Cause I promised my friends 383 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,669 I wouldn't smoke it without them. 384 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,337 That's kind of gay. 385 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,464 I thought you were gonna bring two friends as hot as you. 386 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,007 Stop. She's cool. 387 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,217 What's he saying about me up there? 388 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,343 Nothing. 389 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,721 - Can we at least smell it? - You can, 'cause you're hot. 390 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,180 Oh, eat me. 391 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,016 Not even if you bathe yourself in butterscotch, sweetheart. 392 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,643 That smells good. 393 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,645 Just pass the bowl back and let us take one hit. 394 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,564 Put the cap back on, pass it up and shut up. 395 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,857 - Turtle! - Stop sign! 396 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,025 Oh, shit. 397 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,530 Oh, great great. 398 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,948 Way to go, retard. 399 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,335 Hello, Officer. 400 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,005 License, registration, please. 401 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,883 It's in here. I'm gonna reach for it slow. 402 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,343 What's that smell? 403 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,264 Bring it in, bring it in. Right there. 404 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,557 And action! 405 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,185 - Miss Kendall. - Come on, Julio, 406 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,104 you can't honestly call me that with a straight face 407 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,106 now that you're all grown up. 408 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:31,026 I'm sorry. You look amazing. 409 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,321 Miss Kendall, you were my babysitter. 410 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,406 You're not a baby anymore. 411 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,534 And now that we're both adults, 412 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,871 I thought we could catch up like adults. 413 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,165 - Miss Kendall... - Julio, 414 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,459 what would you do to me 415 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,419 if I let you do anything 416 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,214 and if I promised never to tell your Uncle Juan? 417 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,217 Julio, tell me, what would you do? 418 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,427 I would do... 419 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,639 This. 420 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,224 Cut! 421 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,059 What the fuck was that? You're supposed to kiss her. 422 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,645 I thought it was a little bit more romantic. 423 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,897 - It's not. Let's do it again. - I'd rather not. 424 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,774 You'd rather not what? 425 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,859 I'd rather not kiss her. 426 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,653 What is the problem here? 427 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,822 I'm sorry, is it me? Am I doing something wrong? 428 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,491 No no no, it's not you. You're an incredible woman. 429 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,076 So what then? 430 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,161 It's him. 431 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,124 He threatened my career and he promised me "Ugly Betty. " 432 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,001 I will be right back. 433 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,421 Uh, you are interfering with my work. 434 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,506 Baby, come on. 435 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,050 Honey, no matter what you say or do, he's not gonna kiss you. 436 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,969 - Oh, really? - No, it's not gonna happen, honey. 437 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,137 You really think that? Okay. 438 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,652 I kissed him. It's done. Let's shoot this. 439 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,737 Agh! 440 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:01,157 You don't look like you have glaucoma to me. 441 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,201 - What's he saying to him? - I don't know, 442 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,078 but can he arrest all of us for this? 443 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,205 I'm telling him he kidnapped us if he tries. 444 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,708 Officer, please. We purchased that weed legally. 445 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,877 - We weren't gonna smoke it. - Son, I don't want to hear 446 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,463 another syllable out of you unless I ask you a question. 447 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,925 Now it says your truck is registered to Vincent Chase. 448 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,304 Yeah, I'm sort of his driver. Are you a fan? 449 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,056 And if I throw you in jail, who's gonna drive your movie star down 450 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,893 - to bail you out? - I don't know, sir, but please... 451 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,644 - Get down on your knees! - What? 452 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,104 Down! Now! 453 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,316 - Flat on your stomach! - Are you gonna shoot me right now? 454 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,442 No. 455 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,656 Drop it in the sewer. 456 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,583 Now get in your car and get out of here. 457 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,918 I can go? 458 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,003 Better make it quick before I change my mind. 459 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,005 Thank you, Officer. Thank you. 460 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,677 - What happened? - Are you okay? 461 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,429 He made me throw the weed down the sewer. 462 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,431 Oh, bet your friends are gonna be pissed. 463 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,476 Can I tape your mouth shut if you're wrong? 464 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,562 What... What are you doing? 465 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,399 What? 466 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,404 I don't believe this guy. 467 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,824 What is he doing? 468 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,163 How? 469 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,123 Put it on the ledge. 470 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,126 - Wow, even I'm impressed. - Yay! 471 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:43,343 Never tell an actress you don't like her work, E. 472 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,845 Or an actor for that matter. It hurts. 473 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,722 I know. I'm an idiot. 474 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,558 Don't feel too bad. You were never gonna get her anyway. 475 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,560 Oh, thanks, Drama. I feel much better now. 476 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:56,731 Anna. 477 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,818 - Hello. - Hey, Eric, it's Anna. 478 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:00,860 Hey. 479 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,196 Listen, I felt like we got cut off today. 480 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,198 Would you like to have dinner with me tonight? 481 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,909 Yes, sure. Sounds great. 482 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,829 - I can take a cab or... - No, I'll pick you up. 483 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,706 - Great. How's 8:00? - Perfect. 484 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,583 - All right, cool. - I'll see you at 8:00. 485 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,837 Anna just asked me to go out to dinner with her. 486 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,046 Nice! 487 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,424 - She asked you? - Yeah. 488 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,969 Make sure you pay. End this cycle of bitchdom. 489 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,554 I'm home. 490 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:28,680 Finally. 491 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,265 You'd better have something good, Turtle. 492 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:33,018 Looks like someone found some fresh meat at the market. 493 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:35,353 Guys, this is Laurie, Morgan... 494 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:38,023 And yours, Drama. E, I didn't know you were gonna be here, 495 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,566 or else I would have found a fourth. 496 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:40,650 You and Drama can fight it out for her. 497 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:41,776 Thanks, Turtle. 498 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,070 Hi there. Jonathan Chase. 499 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,697 - Hi. - It's a pleasure to meet you. 500 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,240 - Hello. - Hi. 501 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,035 Yes! - Yeah, try taking that 502 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,620 and I'll break your fucking fingers. 503 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,044 It's 8:00. What are you doing in bed? 504 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,336 Long day. I'm relaxing. 505 00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:01,880 The kids eat? 506 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,466 - I made lasagna. - You did? 507 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:07,677 It was Stouffer's, but I did the microwaving. 508 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,555 Look, about today... 509 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,266 Forget today, all right? Let's never talk about today again. 510 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,560 It's over and I'm no longer mad... 511 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:18,104 You're no longer mad? 512 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:20,106 Well, I am mad, you selfish prick. 513 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,901 - And I want an apology, Ari. - No no no, your little Latin joyride 514 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:25,153 means me never having to say I'm sorry. 515 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,155 - What, you're not gonna apologize? - No, I'm not. 516 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,531 Well, then how are we gonna get past this? 517 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:29,783 I'm already past it, 518 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,493 unless you're gonna go kiss another guy. 519 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,578 - Then we're all good, all right? - Well, I just may. 520 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,538 They asked me to be a series regular on the show. 521 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,207 You're bluffing. 522 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,374 Am I? 523 00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:42,003 I'm sorry, okay? I get jealous. 524 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:45,215 You're possessive. I don't want an apology for that. 525 00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,716 What... For what then? 526 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:47,926 For... 527 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,678 For telling me that I am old 528 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,597 and that I wouldn't photograph in high def. 529 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,682 It's a legitimate concern. 530 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,769 Look, I just didn't want you doing it, all right? 531 00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,522 I like the way things are. I don't want you on television. 532 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:02,774 I don't want some 19-year-old kissing the lips 533 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,943 that I'm supposed to be kissing, all right? 534 00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,737 Listen, if you wanna go and be a soap whore every day, 535 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:11,282 just do it knowing that you make your husband miserable. 536 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,536 You think I want to do it, Ari? 537 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,413 I gave up acting to have a family 538 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,916 and I have never ever regretted it. 539 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,127 I like the way things are. 540 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,587 I just wanted to have one day of stupid fun. 541 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,297 With Julio down at the schoolyard. 542 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,633 Well, if I'm so old and ugly, why do you even care? 543 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,510 Well, some guys are into that. I mean, you know... 544 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:32,971 Tell me that I am sexy, Ari. 545 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,722 Honey, you are... 546 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:37,559 The beautiful mother of my children. 547 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:41,896 And I respect you. 548 00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:45,775 Mmm, Julio. 549 00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:48,153 Oh, Julio. 550 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:49,863 You little slut! 551 00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:54,159 - Here you go. - Thanks. 552 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,620 I swear to God, my life... I thought I was gonna die. 553 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,664 Oh my God, you're insane. 554 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,876 And thoroughly entertaining. 555 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,629 Thank you so much for coming to dinner with me. 556 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,631 There's no arguments... It's on me. 557 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,842 No shot. I'm paying. 558 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,178 Oh, no no. We're gonna have to fight it out when the bill comes. 559 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:14,470 - Oh, we will. - Okay. 560 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:17,307 - So how was your meeting? - Not good. 561 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,559 I told you, you were in my head. 562 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,686 Oh, I'm sorry. I should have kept my mouth shut. 563 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:24,272 No no. You know what? You were right. 564 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:27,358 I reread the script and I hate it. 565 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,152 - You serious? - Yeah. 566 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:31,154 I knew I was justifying, though. 567 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,072 I mean, it shoots in Italy for three months. 568 00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:36,367 How great would that be? But it's just not that good. 569 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:37,827 So what are you gonna do now? 570 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:40,079 I told my agent to get me out of it. 571 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,165 Oh my God, I feel terrible. 572 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,209 - This director's gonna kill me. - No no no no. 573 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:47,962 No, you were right. And good advice is hard to come by. 574 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,881 - Well... - I actually wouldn't mind 575 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,799 picking your brain for some more advice. 576 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,927 Sure. 577 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,554 Oh, I'm sorry. Hang on a second. 578 00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:58,389 Hey, baby. All right, 579 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,975 I'm probably gonna be home in, like, two hours. 580 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,311 It's my boyfriend. 581 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:07,607 - That steak was amazing. - Yeah, what do you season it with? 582 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,817 I'll never tell. 583 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,111 Oh, come on. You'll tell me. 584 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,155 No, seriously, I won't. 585 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:17,742 It's unbelievable. This shit just keeps going and going. 586 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,161 Yeah, so stop running your mouth and keep it going. 587 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,247 No, I'm serious. We've only had, like, an eighth, 588 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:23,998 - and it's still... - Actually, Turtle, 589 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,417 I might have come across another secret stash while I was unpacking. 590 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,962 You're getting sneakier and sneakier, Vin. 591 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:31,464 So what now, ladies? 592 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,466 Who's up for a little... 593 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:34,926 Skinny dip? 594 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,594 - I'm in. - All right. 595 00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:38,388 - Anyone else? - Be nice, Turtle. 596 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:40,598 - I'm the only shot you got tonight. - Pfft. 597 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:43,268 - Really? I got a shot? - No, not really. 598 00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:45,061 Hey, what up? - Yo. 599 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:47,438 What's up is you missed the cable guy. That's what's up. 600 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:49,399 - Oh, shit. - Nice, Turtle. 601 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:52,652 How was the big date? - It wasn't a date. She has a boyfriend. 602 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,988 A boyfriend? Why did she take you out to dinner? 603 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:58,074 She wanted some career advice. She doesn't have a manager. 604 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,159 - She wants you to be her manager? - Yep. 605 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,286 Whoa. 606 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,037 I told you you wouldn't fuck her. 607 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,206 All right, in the pool, ladies. Let's go. 608 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,041 Come on. Yeah, baby. 609 00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:09,502 Are you gonna tell me what's on that steak? 610 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:10,920 We'll see. 611 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,215 I'll print out the recipe. 612 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:17,760 She wants you to be her manager, huh? 613 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:18,928 Yeah. 614 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:20,722 Interesting. 615 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,348 Oh! 616 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,893 Yeah, baby.