1 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,117 Not a bad neighborhood, E. 2 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:19,453 And you're relatively close to the House of Wax. 3 00:01:19,439 --> 00:01:21,273 You got a Jiffy Lube right across the street. 4 00:01:21,277 --> 00:01:22,528 And if you had a hard day, 5 00:01:22,558 --> 00:01:24,684 you're only a few steps away from a $50 blowjob. 6 00:01:24,677 --> 00:01:27,387 Please, we passed $5010 blocks ago. 7 00:01:27,357 --> 00:01:29,483 What do you need an office for anyway? I don't get it. 8 00:01:29,476 --> 00:01:31,977 You didn't get the concept of having a job till you were 25, Turtle, 9 00:01:31,956 --> 00:01:33,247 so I wouldn't expect you to. 10 00:01:33,275 --> 00:01:34,942 If it's my place that's not doing it for you, E, 11 00:01:34,954 --> 00:01:36,329 we can make some modifications, 12 00:01:36,354 --> 00:01:38,105 make the environment more work-friendly. 13 00:01:38,114 --> 00:01:39,906 I appreciate that, Drama. The only modification 14 00:01:39,913 --> 00:01:41,581 that would work would be having you guys move out. 15 00:01:41,593 --> 00:01:42,802 Why, are we distracting? 16 00:01:42,832 --> 00:01:44,500 No, having Turtle blow bong hits in my face 17 00:01:44,512 --> 00:01:47,013 when I'm trying to read a script is motivating. 18 00:01:47,471 --> 00:01:50,724 - This is the building? - Shut up and get in there. 19 00:01:52,869 --> 00:01:54,328 - Jesus Christ. - What the hell? 20 00:01:54,349 --> 00:01:55,850 I guess you don't like it? 21 00:01:55,869 --> 00:01:57,286 Well, it doesn't exactly scream 22 00:01:57,308 --> 00:01:59,058 "I'm Vincent Chase's manager." 23 00:01:59,068 --> 00:02:00,819 No. It screams "I'm Johnny Chase's." 24 00:02:00,827 --> 00:02:02,870 Why do I gotta get abused 25 00:02:02,867 --> 00:02:03,992 when we're trying to abuse him? 26 00:02:04,027 --> 00:02:05,527 It's just for a laugh. 27 00:02:05,546 --> 00:02:07,463 - This is gonna be your desk? - Yeah, for now. 28 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:10,159 No no no. A working man needs a real desk, 29 00:02:10,145 --> 00:02:11,437 a sturdy desk. 30 00:02:11,585 --> 00:02:12,961 One that can support a good fuck. 31 00:02:12,984 --> 00:02:15,361 Well, this office isn't for show. 32 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,970 And it's not for fucking. It's so I can get shit done. 33 00:02:17,943 --> 00:02:19,027 Like what? 34 00:02:19,062 --> 00:02:20,145 Yeah, what do you got to do that's so pressing? 35 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,309 I am kind of booked till Walsh hands in his script. 36 00:02:22,301 --> 00:02:24,469 So what do you want to do? You want to sit around and do nothing? 37 00:02:24,461 --> 00:02:25,836 You have something else in mind? 38 00:02:25,861 --> 00:02:28,113 Peter Jackson's starting a new gaming division. 39 00:02:28,179 --> 00:02:31,098 They're looking to make some talent deals... Big dough, limited exposure. 40 00:02:31,059 --> 00:02:32,685 I'm gonna call his development guy and set up a meeting. 41 00:02:32,698 --> 00:02:34,491 Maybe I can lock us a video game. Sound good? 42 00:02:34,498 --> 00:02:35,707 - Sounds great. - Yeah? 43 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:37,531 - The office still sucks. - Yeah, it's terrible. 44 00:02:37,618 --> 00:02:40,077 Come on, guys. Let's leave my high-powered manager 45 00:02:40,057 --> 00:02:41,557 so he can earn us some money. 46 00:02:41,577 --> 00:02:43,578 - Later, E. - What are we gonna do all day? 47 00:02:43,576 --> 00:02:45,369 We'll figure it out. 48 00:02:48,975 --> 00:02:50,600 Big day today, people! 49 00:02:50,614 --> 00:02:52,323 The Gold standard's golden girl, 50 00:02:52,334 --> 00:02:54,586 Miss Mary J. Blige, 51 00:02:54,573 --> 00:02:56,699 is coming in today for her annual 52 00:02:56,692 --> 00:02:59,403 "make-me-understand- what-I-pay-you-people-for" 53 00:02:59,372 --> 00:03:01,290 meeting, so we'd better be ready. 54 00:03:01,292 --> 00:03:02,792 - Chris! - Uh, I'm ready, Ari. 55 00:03:02,811 --> 00:03:04,353 - Bradley! - Wearing my best tie, Ari. 56 00:03:04,370 --> 00:03:06,455 Great, zip up that fly. 57 00:03:06,450 --> 00:03:07,575 - Ari... - Hey, Jim. 58 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:09,569 - It's Jeff. - I'm sorry. From the side, you know... 59 00:03:09,570 --> 00:03:11,696 - Yeah, don't worry about it. - You and your bro ready for Mary J? 60 00:03:11,688 --> 00:03:14,190 We are. But listen, just a heads up: 61 00:03:14,168 --> 00:03:15,877 My brother and I have been having some personal problems. 62 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:16,929 Does it have anything to do with Mary J? 63 00:03:16,967 --> 00:03:18,050 No, it does not. 64 00:03:18,086 --> 00:03:20,379 - Then it has nothing to do with me. - You're absolutely right. 65 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,367 But you know how emotional Jim can be. 66 00:03:22,365 --> 00:03:24,992 So, look, if he comes bugging you with this, just ignore him. 67 00:03:24,965 --> 00:03:26,466 Let's hope he doesn't come bugging me. 68 00:03:26,484 --> 00:03:28,152 Yeah. Let's hope. 69 00:03:30,883 --> 00:03:32,092 Did Mary J. Confirm? 70 00:03:32,123 --> 00:03:34,458 Six times, one for each Grammy. 71 00:03:34,442 --> 00:03:36,902 - What's that smell? - It's Issey Miyake, her favorite scent. 72 00:03:36,882 --> 00:03:39,592 I'm wearing it as a subtle subliminal show of our support. 73 00:03:39,561 --> 00:03:41,729 - What else you got? - Jim Jensen's in your office. 74 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,348 Oh, Jesus Christ, his brother just ambushed me. 75 00:03:44,319 --> 00:03:46,612 Yeah, I guess there's some kind of rift with the Jensen boys. 76 00:03:46,599 --> 00:03:48,183 - Be careful in there. - Careful? 77 00:03:48,199 --> 00:03:49,741 You know multiples freak me out, Ari. 78 00:03:49,758 --> 00:03:51,217 Can gays have multiples, Lloyd? 79 00:03:51,238 --> 00:03:53,030 Jim! Not the day for this. 80 00:03:53,038 --> 00:03:54,079 How's it going with the baby bro? 81 00:03:54,118 --> 00:03:56,494 Okay, he's 27 seconds older than me, Ari. 82 00:03:56,476 --> 00:03:58,895 And he's a lowlife slimy piece of cunt shit. 83 00:03:58,876 --> 00:04:01,044 Yes, well, you know how siblings can be, right? 84 00:04:01,035 --> 00:04:02,536 - Oh, you have a brother? - I do. 85 00:04:02,554 --> 00:04:05,306 And a whore of a sister, so I can relate to the sibling squabblings. 86 00:04:05,434 --> 00:04:06,893 I need you to fire him, Ari. 87 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,331 I need positivity today, Jim. 88 00:04:09,313 --> 00:04:11,939 But, Ari, I can't work in the same building with him. 89 00:04:11,913 --> 00:04:14,289 Jeter and A-Rod let their dicks fly in the same locker room 90 00:04:14,272 --> 00:04:15,772 - and they hate each other. - Okay, Ari... 91 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:17,416 Jim, listen to me. 92 00:04:17,432 --> 00:04:19,141 Just man the fuck up, okay? 93 00:04:19,150 --> 00:04:20,984 We got Mary J. Coming in today. 94 00:04:20,991 --> 00:04:24,451 It's time to heed the woman's lyrics... "No More Drama." 95 00:04:25,949 --> 00:04:28,618 - Matt Dravitzki's on the phone. - Who's Matt Dravitzki? 96 00:04:28,587 --> 00:04:30,296 VP of Peter Jackson's company. 97 00:04:30,627 --> 00:04:31,961 Do I talk to VPs? 98 00:04:31,987 --> 00:04:33,738 He says he's calling because E called him 99 00:04:33,747 --> 00:04:35,998 and said Vince wants to work with Peter. 100 00:04:36,626 --> 00:04:38,418 Jim, go back to work. 101 00:04:39,226 --> 00:04:40,267 Go. 102 00:04:42,224 --> 00:04:45,309 And don't ask to see her tatts like you did with Angelina. 103 00:04:46,223 --> 00:04:47,723 Hello. 104 00:04:47,744 --> 00:04:49,870 Ooh, look at this sweet piece, Vince. 105 00:04:49,862 --> 00:04:51,321 It's perfect. E will love it. 106 00:04:51,341 --> 00:04:53,175 Can I go on record and say that when I get an office 107 00:04:53,182 --> 00:04:54,766 I want my gift to be a plasma? 108 00:04:54,781 --> 00:04:57,074 Can I go on the record and say by the time you get an office, 109 00:04:57,061 --> 00:04:59,228 plasmas will have gone the way of the eight-track? 110 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,429 Excuse me, miss. 111 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:03,421 Can you tell me a little something about this desk? 112 00:05:03,418 --> 00:05:05,920 Oh, that's an amazing piece with a lot of history. 113 00:05:05,898 --> 00:05:08,525 - You've got a good eye. - Well, thank you. 114 00:05:08,497 --> 00:05:11,624 Do you know what kind of weight this can support? 115 00:05:11,697 --> 00:05:14,657 This is a signed Majorelle built in the 1930s. 116 00:05:14,617 --> 00:05:17,368 Mickey Rooney sat at this desk in "Breakfast at Tiffany's." 117 00:05:17,335 --> 00:05:19,044 - Mmm. - Huh, that's ironic. 118 00:05:19,055 --> 00:05:21,432 We want it so another small Irishman can sit at it. 119 00:05:21,414 --> 00:05:23,290 - Oh, is this a gift? - Yeah. 120 00:05:23,494 --> 00:05:25,411 That's very thoughtful. 121 00:05:25,413 --> 00:05:26,496 How thoughtful? 122 00:05:26,533 --> 00:05:27,741 $42,000. 123 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,455 Get a 100-inch plasma for that, Vin. 124 00:05:31,411 --> 00:05:32,703 This is an investment, though. 125 00:05:32,731 --> 00:05:35,108 This desk will appreciate like a piece of art. 126 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:37,004 And Robert De Niro owned that desk. 127 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:38,210 Really? 128 00:05:38,249 --> 00:05:40,167 Yeah, Scorsese gave it to him as a gift 129 00:05:40,168 --> 00:05:41,919 after "New York, New York" bombed. 130 00:05:41,928 --> 00:05:43,804 It was the only thing that survived 131 00:05:43,808 --> 00:05:46,226 after his Malibu home went up in flames. 132 00:05:46,207 --> 00:05:48,959 - Is this true? - Cross my heart and hope to die. 133 00:05:49,046 --> 00:05:50,088 Hmm. 134 00:05:51,087 --> 00:05:52,337 I'm sold. 135 00:05:55,205 --> 00:05:57,832 I wonder if De Niro ever fucked on this desk. 136 00:05:57,804 --> 00:05:58,929 Hmm, I don't know, Drama. 137 00:05:58,963 --> 00:06:01,465 Why don't you lean over and sniff it for ball wax? 138 00:06:01,723 --> 00:06:03,641 Turtle, come on. You have to ruin the desk for me? 139 00:06:03,642 --> 00:06:06,060 - I'm sorry, Vin. - Vince, I am so embarrassed, 140 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:07,750 but apparently a buyer came in yesterday 141 00:06:07,761 --> 00:06:09,887 and someone forgot to put the sold tag out. 142 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,215 - You're kidding? - I feel awful. 143 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,308 We have another great desk that just came in. 144 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,779 It's a rustic piece. 145 00:06:15,799 --> 00:06:18,885 - Yeah, De Niro own that one? - I'm really sorry. 146 00:06:19,159 --> 00:06:20,451 Is there any way we can call the buyer 147 00:06:20,478 --> 00:06:22,020 and maybe offer him a little more? 148 00:06:22,038 --> 00:06:24,623 - We really want the desk. - I'm sorry, I couldn't. 149 00:06:24,597 --> 00:06:27,057 We're supposed to respect the privacy of our clients. 150 00:06:27,036 --> 00:06:28,453 Can you respect my poor little friend 151 00:06:28,476 --> 00:06:30,769 sitting at a fold-up table in his sad little office? 152 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:35,645 It was Gary Busey. 153 00:06:40,193 --> 00:06:42,194 Hey. 154 00:06:46,871 --> 00:06:47,996 Shit! 155 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:50,349 Eric Murphy. 156 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:51,765 Like the new office number, E. 157 00:06:51,789 --> 00:06:53,915 You know it spells 274-COCK. 158 00:06:54,549 --> 00:06:56,633 - It does not. - No, it doesn't, but I made you look. 159 00:06:56,627 --> 00:06:58,045 Why are you so out of breath? 160 00:06:58,068 --> 00:07:00,236 Are you christening the place with a nice midday jerk? 161 00:07:00,227 --> 00:07:01,853 Stop fantasizing, Ari. What do you want? 162 00:07:01,867 --> 00:07:03,535 You call Peter Jackson's company? 163 00:07:03,546 --> 00:07:05,380 - Yeah, how'd you know? - 'Cause they called me. 164 00:07:05,386 --> 00:07:06,469 Why'd they call you? 165 00:07:06,506 --> 00:07:08,424 Because they don't know who the fuck you are. 166 00:07:08,425 --> 00:07:10,468 I told them I was Vincent Chase's manager. 167 00:07:10,465 --> 00:07:12,382 Well, there are people outside your office right now 168 00:07:12,385 --> 00:07:14,844 that will claim to be Lady Di. That don't make it true. 169 00:07:14,823 --> 00:07:16,574 Whatever. This is true, you jerk-off. 170 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:18,584 Your staff is ready, Ari. 171 00:07:18,662 --> 00:07:20,871 Listen, we got a great system going. 172 00:07:20,862 --> 00:07:22,946 Just 'cause you got 80 square feet of office space 173 00:07:22,941 --> 00:07:24,399 doesn't mean you can go and fuck it up. 174 00:07:24,421 --> 00:07:26,672 And what system is that, Ari? Just so I'm clear. 175 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:28,661 Well, let's see, people call me, 176 00:07:28,659 --> 00:07:31,786 then I call you. You tell Vince what I tell you. 177 00:07:31,738 --> 00:07:34,073 Vince tells you what to tell me. 178 00:07:34,058 --> 00:07:37,186 You're like a... A ventriloquist in a dummy's body. 179 00:07:37,137 --> 00:07:39,138 Whatever. I can make and take my own meetings. 180 00:07:39,137 --> 00:07:41,305 Well, listen, if you want people to call you back, 181 00:07:41,296 --> 00:07:43,088 may I suggest that you get a van 182 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,097 with a large bullhorn on the top, 183 00:07:45,095 --> 00:07:46,637 drive around Hollywood 184 00:07:46,656 --> 00:07:49,991 announcing that after three years of hibernating in Vincent Chase's ass, 185 00:07:49,934 --> 00:07:52,560 Eric Murphy has come out to play-ee-ay? 186 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:54,641 All right! Let's do this, everybody! 187 00:07:54,652 --> 00:07:56,737 - Everyone feeling good? - Yes! Yeah! Great! 188 00:07:56,732 --> 00:07:58,191 Not everyone. 189 00:07:59,731 --> 00:08:01,065 All right! 190 00:08:01,211 --> 00:08:04,464 I am not Ari Gold today, I am the queen of hip-hop soul. 191 00:08:04,409 --> 00:08:06,827 I have sold 65 million more records 192 00:08:06,849 --> 00:08:08,350 than all of you combined. 193 00:08:08,368 --> 00:08:10,619 Impress me. Go. 194 00:08:10,649 --> 00:08:13,234 A broadway musical based on her alter ego Brook Lynn. 195 00:08:13,207 --> 00:08:16,042 Miss Blige could produce, star and direct. 196 00:08:16,007 --> 00:08:19,217 Uh, so you want to keep her on the stage for nine months 197 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,542 and out of the recording studio? 198 00:08:20,565 --> 00:08:22,107 It's a really good idea. 199 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:24,168 Mention that to her and I'll kill both of you. 200 00:08:24,165 --> 00:08:25,332 Next. 201 00:08:25,364 --> 00:08:27,574 Paramount has a movie about con artists. 202 00:08:27,564 --> 00:08:29,857 It's an excellent script, very realistic. 203 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,511 Yeah, he'd know since he's a pretty big con artist himself. 204 00:08:32,482 --> 00:08:33,858 You have something productive to say? 205 00:08:33,882 --> 00:08:36,133 I'm sorry, Ari, I'm just having trouble concentrating. 206 00:08:36,122 --> 00:08:38,290 - Well, Jim, this isn't the place. - Oh, what? 207 00:08:38,281 --> 00:08:39,364 Am I embarrassing you? 208 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,525 No, you're embarrassing yourself. 209 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:42,061 Actually, no one can tell you two apart, 210 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,289 so you're both being embarrassed. 211 00:08:43,319 --> 00:08:45,988 Ari, Ari, I told you, I can't work with him. 212 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,084 What are you gonna do? Are you gonna quit? 213 00:08:47,119 --> 00:08:48,661 No, I told him to fire you. 214 00:08:48,678 --> 00:08:50,429 - What? - Yeah, that's right, scumbag. 215 00:08:50,438 --> 00:08:52,815 Okay, you know what? I apologized to you. 216 00:08:52,797 --> 00:08:54,006 But when you go after my livelihood... 217 00:08:54,037 --> 00:08:55,121 Hey, assholes! 218 00:08:55,157 --> 00:08:56,574 - Fuck your livelihood! - Fuck you! 219 00:08:56,595 --> 00:08:58,054 - Fuck you! - Fuck me?! 220 00:08:58,075 --> 00:09:00,493 You want some? 221 00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:06,868 Put them both in my office when it's done. 222 00:09:06,873 --> 00:09:08,832 Remind me to sell this as a reality show. 223 00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:15,177 Sounds too easy is all I'm saying. 224 00:09:15,191 --> 00:09:16,816 The guy said he'd be happy to sell me the desk. 225 00:09:16,831 --> 00:09:19,124 Let's just get in and out. No small talk. 226 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:21,612 Busey scares me, Vin. You sure there's not another desk? 227 00:09:21,589 --> 00:09:24,258 This is the desk we're getting, Turtle. Just don't small talk, okay? 228 00:09:24,228 --> 00:09:25,645 Johnny? 229 00:09:25,668 --> 00:09:27,377 I like talking to Busey. 230 00:09:27,388 --> 00:09:29,848 The tortoise, the hare and the millionaire. 231 00:09:29,827 --> 00:09:32,621 It is so good to see you guys. 232 00:09:33,026 --> 00:09:35,903 I've had walking pneumonia for the past couple of weeks. 233 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,533 Haven't had any guests. 234 00:09:37,545 --> 00:09:40,672 But for the beginning of new guests, you are the best. 235 00:09:41,983 --> 00:09:43,359 Come on in. 236 00:09:44,623 --> 00:09:46,416 Come on. Come on. 237 00:09:47,183 --> 00:09:49,809 So, you've come to acquire my newly-acquired desk. 238 00:09:49,782 --> 00:09:51,074 It's for E as a gift. 239 00:09:51,101 --> 00:09:52,643 Yeah, he's got a sweet new office 240 00:09:52,662 --> 00:09:55,372 and it'll complement the place perfectly. 241 00:09:55,699 --> 00:09:57,784 There's no way I'm gonna part with that desk. 242 00:09:57,780 --> 00:09:59,322 But, Gary, you said on the phone... 243 00:09:59,339 --> 00:10:02,257 That phone call was two years ago, Mr. Vince. 244 00:10:03,178 --> 00:10:05,095 Gary, my brother is prepared to pay 245 00:10:05,097 --> 00:10:07,598 whatever he's got to pay to get that desk. Name your price. 246 00:10:07,577 --> 00:10:08,785 Easy, Johnny, easy. 247 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,276 Uh, yes, I am willing to pay, Gary, 248 00:10:10,297 --> 00:10:11,797 but let's be reasonable. 249 00:10:11,816 --> 00:10:14,025 You paid 42, I'll give you 50. 250 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:16,425 Money will bury you, Vince. 251 00:10:16,414 --> 00:10:17,790 - Okay, all right. - Here, sit down. 252 00:10:17,814 --> 00:10:20,190 Let's find harmony in this circle. 253 00:10:22,852 --> 00:10:24,186 Good. 254 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,509 Why are you so quiet? 255 00:10:27,011 --> 00:10:28,261 You scare me, Gary. 256 00:10:28,532 --> 00:10:29,991 It's your reflection in the mirror 257 00:10:30,011 --> 00:10:31,595 that scares you, Turtle. 258 00:10:32,211 --> 00:10:33,753 Gary, what exactly do you want? 259 00:10:33,770 --> 00:10:35,229 I'm planning a series of portraits 260 00:10:35,249 --> 00:10:36,708 and I've chosen my next subject. 261 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:40,533 - You want to paint me? - No. You don't know pain. 262 00:10:40,488 --> 00:10:42,113 I... I don't follow. 263 00:10:42,128 --> 00:10:45,088 Drama, I've chosen you. 264 00:10:46,207 --> 00:10:47,999 You want to paint me? 265 00:10:48,686 --> 00:10:51,396 No, I want to paint on you. 266 00:10:52,405 --> 00:10:53,864 Now I don't follow. 267 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:57,405 This is a statement of enlightened photography: 268 00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,642 The unseen faces of the familiar. 269 00:11:00,843 --> 00:11:03,178 I painted George Hamilton white. 270 00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:06,443 I've taken 230 lbs off Dom Deluise 271 00:11:06,401 --> 00:11:08,986 by painting him with vertical stripes. 272 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,495 With you, I will paint you 273 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,189 to bring out your beauty and your truth. 274 00:11:14,199 --> 00:11:16,492 - Good luck. - So what do you say, Johnny? 275 00:11:17,838 --> 00:11:19,714 I don't know, bro. I got tiny pores. 276 00:11:19,718 --> 00:11:22,094 - It could suffocate me. - Hey! 277 00:11:22,077 --> 00:11:24,287 Only denial will suffocate you. 278 00:11:24,996 --> 00:11:28,332 - Come on, Drama. It's for E. - It's for E. 279 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,026 And for immortality. 280 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,375 "Daily Variety" ad sales, can I help you? 281 00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:35,019 Hi. I'd like to take out an ad 282 00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:36,368 in tomorrow's paper announcing my company. 283 00:11:36,393 --> 00:11:38,728 Okay, no problem. I need the name of your business. 284 00:11:38,712 --> 00:11:42,006 The Murphy Group. 285 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,494 Yeah, you like that? 286 00:11:44,151 --> 00:11:45,777 It's okay. What do you do? 287 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:47,208 I represent Vincent Chase. 288 00:11:47,230 --> 00:11:48,814 Ooh! I liked "Aquaman." 289 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:50,790 - Cool. - But according to the SAG database, 290 00:11:50,789 --> 00:11:52,707 Ari Gold represents Vincent Chase. 291 00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:54,126 Well, I'm his manager. 292 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,984 Oh, that's nice. Who else do you represent? 293 00:11:57,788 --> 00:12:00,331 - Just Vince. - So why the "Group"? 294 00:12:00,307 --> 00:12:02,433 I thought it sounded good. What, it doesn't? 295 00:12:02,426 --> 00:12:03,968 If there was a group it might. 296 00:12:03,986 --> 00:12:06,279 Well, whatever. I'm gonna go with the Group. 297 00:12:06,266 --> 00:12:07,850 What do you want the ad to say? 298 00:12:08,584 --> 00:12:09,960 "The Murphy Group 299 00:12:09,984 --> 00:12:12,068 is proud to be representing Vincent Chase." 300 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,065 Okay, but we need confirmation 301 00:12:14,063 --> 00:12:16,523 that you actually manage Vincent Chase before we can use his name. 302 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:19,087 - What kind of confirmation? - Client management papers, perhaps. 303 00:12:19,062 --> 00:12:20,312 I don't have those. 304 00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:21,759 You represent Vincent Chase with no papers? 305 00:12:21,781 --> 00:12:23,949 - Yes. - Do you think that's smart? 306 00:12:24,981 --> 00:12:27,023 Look, what else can I do to confirm? 307 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:30,981 You can have Ari Gold's office call us, 'cause we know who he is. 308 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,385 Hello? 309 00:12:32,578 --> 00:12:34,162 Uh, look, whatever. You know what? 310 00:12:34,178 --> 00:12:37,096 I'll get some papers or something, thank you. 311 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:38,824 Freak. 312 00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:44,510 - Hey, Ari! - Shut the fuck up! 313 00:12:44,535 --> 00:12:46,411 I've heard enough out of both of you today. Lloyd, go. 314 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,813 You guys should've had this out in the carpool in. 315 00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:52,857 We don't carpool, Ari. We live on opposite sides of town. 316 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,438 Really? 'Cause I would've pictured you two 317 00:12:54,452 --> 00:12:57,370 living in the same condo together in, like, bunk beds with a little racecar... 318 00:12:57,332 --> 00:13:00,167 - Ari... - Shut up! Don't say another word! 319 00:13:00,131 --> 00:13:02,091 Pretend like you're afraid of me, okay? 320 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:04,008 Because I'm feeling a little insecure right now, 321 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:06,302 because I'm wondering what I'm doing wrong 322 00:13:06,289 --> 00:13:09,124 that would allow you two to fuck with my focus 323 00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:11,753 on a day when I need to be on my A game. 324 00:13:11,728 --> 00:13:13,437 On a day, when, if I'm not, 325 00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:16,158 we could see M.J. Hip and hop her way 326 00:13:16,127 --> 00:13:17,627 back to I.C.M. 327 00:13:17,686 --> 00:13:19,812 And if that were to happen, best case, 328 00:13:19,806 --> 00:13:21,515 you two are managers in the Valley. 329 00:13:21,525 --> 00:13:23,193 Worst case, you're a freak show 330 00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:25,081 performing at the Santa Monica Pier. 331 00:13:25,244 --> 00:13:27,704 Now, with that in mind, tell me 332 00:13:28,004 --> 00:13:30,005 why in God's name 333 00:13:30,002 --> 00:13:31,753 is this happening?! 334 00:13:35,321 --> 00:13:37,196 He fucked my wife, Ari. 335 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,374 He did not! 336 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,697 You... You did? 337 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,512 You fucked his wife? 338 00:13:46,839 --> 00:13:49,382 - As you? - What? 339 00:13:49,518 --> 00:13:51,519 Did you pretend to be him? 340 00:13:51,517 --> 00:13:54,561 Or did she actually fuck you thinking you were you? 341 00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:57,602 - You think this is funny? - No! I think it's disgusting. 342 00:13:57,555 --> 00:13:59,723 I'm just... I'm trying to figure out 343 00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:01,242 why she did that. 344 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,691 I mean, if I were to cheat on my wife 345 00:14:02,715 --> 00:14:04,632 it would be with like a, you know, busty blonde 346 00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:06,176 or an Asian with pointy nipples. 347 00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:07,818 But an exact fucking replica... 348 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,960 Stop, Ari. Ari, we get it, okay? 349 00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:12,120 We're sorry and we will work it out. 350 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,072 - There's nothing to work out. - See what I'm dealing with? 351 00:14:14,071 --> 00:14:16,906 - You see this? - Shut up, shut up. Lloyd! 352 00:14:17,271 --> 00:14:19,021 - Accounting just brought this up. - All right. 353 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:21,031 Look, as repulsed as I am 354 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,028 by the fact that you fucked your twin brother's wife, 355 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,530 it's not my problem. 356 00:14:25,548 --> 00:14:27,466 Fucking your coworker's wife... 357 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,676 That is. 358 00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:31,379 But now I've got a bigger problem. 359 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:35,014 - Please tell me that you are Jeff. - I'm Jim. 360 00:14:35,465 --> 00:14:37,091 How can anyone tell you two apart? 361 00:14:37,105 --> 00:14:39,481 - I wear a Windsor knot. - What does it matter?! 362 00:14:39,465 --> 00:14:40,673 Jeff... 363 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,132 has outearned you... 364 00:14:43,144 --> 00:14:45,771 significantly for the past three years. 365 00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:48,155 - So you won't fire him? - Buddy, listen to me. 366 00:14:48,142 --> 00:14:50,102 I run a business here, not the U.N. 367 00:14:50,101 --> 00:14:52,853 Clearly, you two will never be able to work together again. 368 00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,853 So, what? You're gonna fire me? 369 00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:56,944 You're leaving me no choice. 370 00:15:00,539 --> 00:15:02,457 You know what? Fuck you! 371 00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:04,157 And fuck you! 372 00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:08,761 Hey, you did what you had to do. 373 00:15:08,776 --> 00:15:10,944 - It's about the numbers... - Get out of my face. 374 00:15:10,936 --> 00:15:13,354 Go back to work. You make me sick. 375 00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:15,062 Lloyd! 376 00:15:15,095 --> 00:15:17,513 The curse of the multiples is over. 377 00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:34,690 Please, Gary, do you have to throw it at me? 378 00:15:34,689 --> 00:15:37,524 Hey, you want him in close, working you over with brushes? 379 00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:40,020 We'll get to the details later. 380 00:15:43,806 --> 00:15:45,974 Keep your eyes straight, please. Don't look at the paint. 381 00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:48,176 The paint will be on you soon. 382 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:56,168 - Looking good, Johnny. - Whee! Wha! 383 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,415 Whoa! I just talked to the store, 384 00:15:58,403 --> 00:16:00,279 E will have the desk this afternoon. 385 00:16:00,282 --> 00:16:03,326 - Whoa! - Yeah, great. Well, he better love it 386 00:16:03,522 --> 00:16:05,398 or you're paying for my therapy. 387 00:16:05,401 --> 00:16:07,193 Therapy will let you down. 388 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,649 This... 389 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,224 is your therapy. 390 00:16:12,879 --> 00:16:14,046 What do you mean you need confirmation? 391 00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:15,120 You are the confirmation. 392 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,821 Well, you need to tell Mr. Chase that the Screen Actor's Guild 393 00:16:17,799 --> 00:16:19,508 requires him to update his forms. 394 00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:20,517 Update his forms? 395 00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:21,598 He doesn't open his mail! 396 00:16:21,638 --> 00:16:23,138 Sir, please calm down. 397 00:16:23,596 --> 00:16:26,181 You know what? Forget it. I'll call back. 398 00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:28,548 - Hello? - Please tell me you're not the idiot 399 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,348 that's been calling "Variety" trying to take out an ad. 400 00:16:30,355 --> 00:16:31,689 This isn't happening. 401 00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:33,003 Do you really think if someone 402 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,367 calls the press and throws Vince's name around 403 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,937 - I'm not gonna hear about it? - I'm not trying to keep it a secret. 404 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,080 I'm just trying to get my name out there a little bit. 405 00:16:38,112 --> 00:16:39,196 By taking out an ad? 406 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,691 Who are you, the fucking Roto-Rooter man? 407 00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:42,212 You want your name out there, you call me. 408 00:16:42,271 --> 00:16:43,938 All right, Shauna. Now that I have you on the phone, 409 00:16:43,951 --> 00:16:45,243 I'd like my name out there a little bit. 410 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:47,516 - Ask me nicely. - Shauna... 411 00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:51,402 Go to "Variety," E. Ask for Jackie Stone. She'll be there till 4:00. 412 00:16:51,349 --> 00:16:52,599 She'll do a press release on you, 413 00:16:52,628 --> 00:16:54,129 ask you a couple of questions, 414 00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:56,316 write a few sentences. Will take you 20 minutes tops 415 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,724 and it won't cost you a dime. 416 00:16:57,747 --> 00:17:00,916 - Wow. Thanks, Shauna. - Where's my fucking kid? 417 00:17:03,426 --> 00:17:05,051 He threw up on me. 418 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,565 Oh, relax, Christy. 419 00:17:06,585 --> 00:17:09,670 I'm sure he's not the first guy to puke on you. 420 00:17:11,784 --> 00:17:13,660 - It's time, Ari! It's time! - Calm, Lloyd. 421 00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:15,622 Miss Mary J. Blige just got off the elevator. 422 00:17:15,623 --> 00:17:17,499 - Be cool, Lloyd, be cool. - I can't be cool. 423 00:17:17,502 --> 00:17:19,211 Oh! Feel my beating heart. 424 00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:21,586 She's a chick, Lloyd. There may be hope for you yet. 425 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,123 - Hey. - There she is. 426 00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,557 - How are you? - Good, how are you? 427 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:25,956 - I'm great. - You look stunning. 428 00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:27,772 Thank you. You pick out that suit just for me? 429 00:17:27,779 --> 00:17:30,114 Actually, my wife did. You like? 430 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,593 You smell nice. 431 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,328 - Everyone, this is Miss Mary J. Blige! - Hey! Thank you. 432 00:17:35,297 --> 00:17:37,465 I'm excited to be here. 433 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,083 - Thank you. - Let's get started. 434 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,072 Let's do it. 435 00:17:44,415 --> 00:17:46,082 Ari, where's Jim? 436 00:17:52,292 --> 00:17:54,001 Hey, fellas. We just got the message. 437 00:17:54,012 --> 00:17:55,053 What's the problem? 438 00:17:55,092 --> 00:17:56,801 This thing will never get up to that office. 439 00:17:56,811 --> 00:18:00,731 No way. The stairwell is too narrow and it won't fit in the elevator. 440 00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:03,569 You can't just jack it up through the window? 441 00:18:03,729 --> 00:18:06,230 Turtle, we couldn't fit you through that window. 442 00:18:06,249 --> 00:18:07,666 What are you, a smurf? 443 00:18:07,688 --> 00:18:09,856 That's funny, wiseass. 444 00:18:09,848 --> 00:18:11,099 I thought so. 445 00:18:11,127 --> 00:18:13,086 Sorry, Vince. It's a one-piece desk. 446 00:18:13,088 --> 00:18:14,797 The only way you getting that bad boy up there 447 00:18:14,806 --> 00:18:17,433 is if you cut a hole in the roof and helicopter it in. 448 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,029 How much would that cost? 449 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:20,865 It's a joke, smurf. 450 00:18:21,284 --> 00:18:23,201 - Any other suggestions? - Yeah. 451 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,206 Return the desk and get your money back. 452 00:18:25,444 --> 00:18:28,362 Man, it's too nice for this shithole, anyway. 453 00:18:28,563 --> 00:18:30,480 So you haven't had an office until now? 454 00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:31,891 Well, I really haven't needed one. 455 00:18:31,922 --> 00:18:33,464 I mean, we've had so much space at Vince's house, 456 00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:35,482 but now we're all living in a small condo, so... 457 00:18:35,601 --> 00:18:37,519 - You guys live together? - Yeah. 458 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,480 I mean, but it's not like that. We've been friends since we were kids. 459 00:18:39,479 --> 00:18:42,231 We're like brothers. Probably don't need to write that down though. 460 00:18:42,199 --> 00:18:44,033 Oh no, it's an interesting story. 461 00:18:44,159 --> 00:18:46,327 Maybe we could do something bigger... 462 00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:48,987 A little profile. Do you have time for a photo? 463 00:18:49,238 --> 00:18:50,613 Yeah, sure. 464 00:18:50,757 --> 00:18:52,716 I didn't even know that you knew Jim. 465 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:55,467 I know all my people, Ari. And Jim's really sweet. 466 00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:56,394 Did you know he sends 467 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,311 a personal handwritten note out with every script? 468 00:18:58,315 --> 00:18:59,648 I did not know that, no. 469 00:18:59,675 --> 00:19:00,883 It's a nice touch. 470 00:19:00,914 --> 00:19:02,539 Hmm. You know what? 471 00:19:02,554 --> 00:19:04,513 We're gonna get Jeff calligraphy lessons 472 00:19:04,514 --> 00:19:06,306 and now he's gonna be the one that's sweet to you. 473 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,063 No, please. Keep Jeff away from me. 474 00:19:08,073 --> 00:19:09,865 He's weird and he's always staring at my ass. 475 00:19:10,071 --> 00:19:12,656 Jeff? No, he has a lazy eye. 476 00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:14,632 That's probably what you're seeing. 477 00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:15,797 Either way, I like Jim. 478 00:19:15,991 --> 00:19:19,035 - Did you really have to fire him? - Unfortunately, I did, yeah. 479 00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:21,386 - Why? What happened? - Uh, you, uh... 480 00:19:21,388 --> 00:19:22,597 The less you know, the better, believe me. 481 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,796 If I were to tell you all the details, it would sicken you. 482 00:19:25,308 --> 00:19:26,892 - Sounds bad. - It is, it is. 483 00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:29,534 Believe me, I take no great pleasure 484 00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:31,675 in firing anyone, but... especially someone 485 00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:34,000 that's had such a positive impact on you. 486 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,898 Anyway, Ari, thank you. 487 00:19:35,905 --> 00:19:37,489 - Good stuff in there today. - Yes, you too... 488 00:19:37,504 --> 00:19:39,296 - Oh, hey, Mary J. - Hey, Jim, how you doing? 489 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,847 - Let's go back to the office. - Wait wait wait. No no no no! 490 00:19:41,822 --> 00:19:43,907 - Did he tell you that he fired me? - Listen, hey, 491 00:19:43,902 --> 00:19:45,611 you don't have to air out your dirty laundry here. 492 00:19:45,622 --> 00:19:47,748 Oh, would that be the "my-brother-fucks-my-wife- 493 00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:49,952 he-earns-more-for-you- you-fire-me" 494 00:19:49,941 --> 00:19:50,983 dirty laundry, asshole? 495 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,563 One love, Mary. 496 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,767 You're an animal, Ari. 497 00:20:00,057 --> 00:20:02,434 - Did you see M.J. Off? - I saw her off, all right, Lloyd. 498 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:03,876 Off to I.C.M. 499 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:07,556 - Jeff! - Hey, Ari, you got it right. 500 00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:09,776 What the hell? 501 00:20:09,816 --> 00:20:13,194 How can one embryo produce two fucking losers? 502 00:20:13,134 --> 00:20:15,594 - Ari, what's the problem? - The problem is... 503 00:20:15,574 --> 00:20:17,200 you're a disgusting mutant. 504 00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:19,339 Now go reconjoin with your brother 505 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,334 on the unemployment line! 506 00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:29,661 I don't know what you're freaking out about, E. 507 00:20:29,651 --> 00:20:31,109 I went in there to write a few sentences, 508 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,001 and they ambushed me with a whole expose 509 00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:35,969 I wasn't ready for it. Hit "refresh," Turtle. 510 00:20:36,329 --> 00:20:37,371 Nothing. 511 00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:39,034 Well, the new "Variety" comes up at 10:00 p.m. 512 00:20:39,048 --> 00:20:41,049 Yeah, well, it's 9:59 and it's not up yet. 513 00:20:41,047 --> 00:20:42,840 - Hit "refresh." - Relax, E. 514 00:20:42,846 --> 00:20:44,472 It's just a little press. 515 00:20:44,486 --> 00:20:46,404 It's his first real press, he's nervous. 516 00:20:46,406 --> 00:20:49,992 Yeah, I remember my first piece of press... "Back Stage West." 517 00:20:49,926 --> 00:20:52,719 I couldn't get an audition to save my life 518 00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:55,310 until my groundbreaking role as Lennie. 519 00:20:55,284 --> 00:20:57,034 Headline on page 14 read 520 00:20:57,043 --> 00:21:00,212 "Of Mice and the Man Known as Johnny Chase." 521 00:21:00,162 --> 00:21:03,081 Did they dub you "Candlelight Dinner Theater's Biggest and Best Retard"? 522 00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:05,752 "Refresh," Turtle. 523 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,796 - Whoa, it's up. - Huh. 524 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,490 They got a picture, E. 525 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,937 - Good photo. - You look cute. 526 00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:13,252 What's the headline say? 527 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,023 "The New Nepotism in Hollywood." 528 00:21:16,037 --> 00:21:17,913 Oh, Jesus Christ. You know, I knew it! 529 00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:20,336 I knew it! I'm so... I'm so pissed right now. 530 00:21:20,316 --> 00:21:22,317 - Sorry, E. - What's wrong with nepotism? 531 00:21:22,476 --> 00:21:24,519 Hey, Vince, are you coming? 532 00:21:31,674 --> 00:21:32,799 Who's that? 533 00:21:35,393 --> 00:21:36,810 "A new trend is infiltrating 534 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:39,126 the already-impenetrable popular table of Hollywood." 535 00:21:39,112 --> 00:21:41,488 - You already read this. - Well, it sounds worse on real paper. 536 00:21:41,471 --> 00:21:43,138 Now the whole city's reading it. 537 00:21:43,152 --> 00:21:45,987 "Eric Murphy has paved the way for those like Casey Cobb, 538 00:21:45,950 --> 00:21:47,784 childhood friend of Jessica Simpson, 539 00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:49,457 to come and surf the wave of celebrity 540 00:21:49,469 --> 00:21:51,220 in hopes of becoming a permanent fixture 541 00:21:51,229 --> 00:21:52,813 in the business of the business." 542 00:21:52,828 --> 00:21:54,662 You're paving the way, that's a plus. 543 00:21:54,668 --> 00:21:56,627 - Who cares, E, huh? - Yeah, who cares? 544 00:21:56,627 --> 00:21:58,503 No press is bad press. 545 00:21:58,786 --> 00:22:01,163 - Where are we going? - To cheer you up. 546 00:22:01,146 --> 00:22:02,397 I just want to get back in the office, 547 00:22:02,426 --> 00:22:03,801 figure out a way to repair the damage. 548 00:22:03,825 --> 00:22:04,866 You're gonna need a new desk 549 00:22:04,905 --> 00:22:07,073 to repair the damages. We got you a new desk. 550 00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:09,524 - You got me a desk? Uh-huh. 551 00:22:09,503 --> 00:22:11,129 This is it. 552 00:22:12,822 --> 00:22:14,364 - Wow. - You like? 553 00:22:14,383 --> 00:22:17,009 Yeah, I love it. It's never gonna fit in my office. 554 00:22:16,982 --> 00:22:19,108 Actually, E, it already does. 555 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,922 - Huh? - This is your office, E. 556 00:22:22,379 --> 00:22:24,506 - And that's mine over there. - And mine's over there. 557 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,584 And I got one too, just in case we miss you. 558 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:29,372 - We can all hang. - Building a sick lounge out there 559 00:22:29,339 --> 00:22:32,299 - with a huge, huge plasma. - How much was this place, Vince? 560 00:22:32,258 --> 00:22:34,384 E, you can't put a price on comfort. 561 00:22:34,377 --> 00:22:35,877 Just enjoy it. 562 00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:38,459 Thanks, Vince. Now I feel really worthless. 563 00:22:41,696 --> 00:22:43,279 - Hello. - Hello, Eric Murphy? 564 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,295 Speaking. 565 00:22:44,334 --> 00:22:46,502 Hey, Peter Jackson calling from New Zealand. 566 00:22:47,773 --> 00:22:49,941 Hi. Thanks for getting back to me. 567 00:22:49,932 --> 00:22:51,016 Would have called you yesterday, 568 00:22:51,052 --> 00:22:53,095 but no one down here knew who the hell you were. 569 00:22:53,491 --> 00:22:56,160 Eric Murphy... Now you're not related to Eddie by any chance? 570 00:22:56,131 --> 00:22:58,382 - Well, I'm not. - Just a little wind-up, mate. 571 00:22:58,370 --> 00:22:59,996 Look, I saw the "Variety" article. 572 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:02,006 - Yeah? - Hey, don't worry. 573 00:23:02,009 --> 00:23:03,802 A little media bashing every now and again 574 00:23:03,809 --> 00:23:05,435 keeps us all honest. 575 00:23:05,448 --> 00:23:07,866 But I'll tell you something about Ari Gold: 576 00:23:07,927 --> 00:23:10,012 There's only one thing a cretin like that understands 577 00:23:10,007 --> 00:23:12,592 and that's an airborne telephone right between the eyes. 578 00:23:12,847 --> 00:23:14,640 Anyway, it's good to know that those of us 579 00:23:14,646 --> 00:23:16,063 that want to be in the Vincent Chase business 580 00:23:16,086 --> 00:23:18,671 have got a legitimate manager to talk to. 581 00:23:18,805 --> 00:23:19,805 Well, thank you. 582 00:23:19,844 --> 00:23:21,845 So, look, I'm... I'm actually kind of busy. 583 00:23:21,845 --> 00:23:22,928 So what exactly do you want? 584 00:23:22,964 --> 00:23:24,923 I wanted to talk to you about your gaming company. 585 00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:27,821 Well, I'm actually gonna be in the States next week. 586 00:23:27,802 --> 00:23:29,386 So why don't we do this: 587 00:23:29,402 --> 00:23:31,903 Why don't we have your assistant call my assistant 588 00:23:31,881 --> 00:23:33,549 and then decide what to do from there? 589 00:23:33,561 --> 00:23:35,437 - How does that sound? - Great. 590 00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:36,973 - Thank you. - Cheers. 591 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,544 - What was that? - I think I'm gonna need an assistant.