1 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,747 HELLO, E, WHAT A PLEASANT PICK-ME-UP START TO MY MORNING. 2 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:24,549 YEAH, BLOW ME TOO, ARI. 3 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,129 Ari: Whoo, sugar mouth! 4 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:28,331 ALL THE BLOOD JUST RUSHED TO MY POWER SOURCE. WHAT'S UP? 5 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,900 WE DON'T WANT TO DO THE MOVIE WITH WALSH. 6 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,668 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - JUST WHAT I SAID. 7 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:34,004 - WE WANT TO FIND ANOTHER DIRECTOR. - ANOTHER DIRECTOR? 8 00:01:34,028 --> 00:01:36,840 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? WHAT, HAS WALSH BEEN TEASING YOU AGAIN? 9 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,508 THE GUY CALLED ME A LIAR AND A THIEF. 10 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,532 STICKS AND STONES. 11 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,579 YOU CAN'T THROW AWAY A MOVIE JUST 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T GET ALONG. 12 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,982 WELL, IT'S VINCE'S DECISION, NOT MINE, ARI, SO LET'S MOVE ON. 13 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:49,007 I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE THAT I PULLED OFF A MIRACLE HERE. 14 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:52,110 48 hours ago, Vince was unemployable. 15 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:54,891 NOW HE WANTS TO DO THE MOVIE, JUST NOT WITH WALSH. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 16 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:57,615 THE BIG DEAL IS I SOLD THEM ON A PACKAGE... 17 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,284 THE "MEDELLIN" PACKAGE. 18 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,364 WE START SAYING THAT PART OF THAT PACKAGE IS NO GOOD 19 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,033 AND THEY START ASKING QUESTIONS 20 00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:04,600 THAT WE'RE NOT PREPARED TO ANSWER, 21 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,469 LIKE "IS 'MEDELLIN' REALLY THAT GOOD?" 22 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:09,494 Do you want to answer that, E? 23 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:11,369 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. NOW... 24 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,776 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN DANA GORDON'S OFFICE THIS AFTERNOON. 25 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,035 I want you to talk to Vince again before I cancel. 26 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:19,271 I PARTED THE RED SEA FOR YOU, E. 27 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,873 DON'T PISS ON THE SAND. 28 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,707 THAT ARI? 29 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,776 - YEP. HE'S NOT HAPPY. - NO. 30 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,857 YOU ARE GONNA BE DELIGHTED WHEN YOU TASTE THESE 31 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:29,092 FRESH, HAND-PICKED STRAWBERRY WAFFLES. 32 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:31,828 - NICE. WHERE DO YOU PICK WAFFLES FROM? - CLEVER, E. 33 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:34,386 LOOK AT THAT BIG FAT BAD BOY I SAVED JUST FOR YOU. 34 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,021 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DRAMA. 35 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:40,158 - WALSH AGAIN. - YOU GONNA ANSWER? 36 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:43,539 YEAH, WELL, LET'S SEE. HIS LAST E-MAIL... "ADMIT YOU LEAKED MY TRAILER AND DIE." 37 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:46,142 - SO NO, I DON'T THINK SO. - YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK ARI IF HE'S NOT HAPPY. 38 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,245 WE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS 39 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:49,913 WHICH IS TOO BAD BECAUSE "LOST IN THE CLOUDS" 40 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,647 WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT MOVIE WITH BILLY DIRECTING. 41 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,683 DON'T WORRY, VINCE. WE'LL FIND ANOTHER GREAT DIRECTOR, 42 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,352 EVEN IF I HAVE TO FIND HIM MYSELF. 43 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:58,154 ANYONE INTERESTED IN DRIVING OUT TO PALMDALE WITH ME TO SEE MY COUSIN RONNIE? 44 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,723 - All: NO. - HAVEN'T WE BEEN THROUGH THIS ALREADY, TURTLE? 45 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:03,559 YO, I'M TELLING YOU GUYS, HE SAYS HE HAS A LITTLE MONEYMAKING VENTURE. 46 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:05,628 AND IN MY HOUSE, WHEN COUSIN RONNIE TALKS, 47 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:07,730 LIKE E.F. HUTTON, YOU BETTER FUCKIN' LISTEN. 48 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,632 WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CONFIDENCE IN THIS GUY AGAIN? 49 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:12,535 ARE YOU KIDDING, VIN? YOU KNOW THE GUY ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO MAKE A BUCK. 50 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:15,772 YOU DON'T REMEMBER? HE WAS THE FIRST GUY ON OUR BLOCK TO HAVE A FOREIGN CAR, 51 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,440 THE FIRST GUY TO HAVE AN IN-GROUND POOL, 52 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:19,142 THE FIRST GUY TO HAVE ALUMINUM SIDING. 53 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,945 YEAH, AND THE FIRST GUY TO HAVE IT ALL SEIZED BY THE GOVERNMENT. 54 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,846 YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T PAY HIS TAXES 55 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,481 NOT 'CAUSE HE WASN'T ROLLIN' IN THE GREEN. 56 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:27,272 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY? 57 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,508 NOW HE WOULDN'T SAY ON THE PHONE, WHICH MEANS... 58 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,121 HE'S ON THE INSIDE, AS USUAL. 59 00:03:31,145 --> 00:03:33,778 - Turtle: NOW, WHO'S IN? - Both: NOT ME. 60 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,691 I'LL DRIVE OUT TO THE DESERT WITH YOU, TURTLE, 61 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,760 MAYBE HIT THE OUTLETS ALONG THE WAY. 62 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:39,762 BUT DON'T COUNT ON ME PARTING WITH ANY CASH. 63 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:41,965 HUMPH... LIKE I EVER DO. 64 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:55,078 - IS THERE A FAX WAITING FOR ME? - I DON'T THINK SO. 65 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:57,981 JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH DANA GORDON. SHE SAID SHE SENT OVER VINNIE'S OFFER 66 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,515 - AN HOUR AGO. - I HAVEN'T SEEN IT. 67 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,507 WELL, GET UP, OPEN YOUR EYES WIDE AND GO FIND IT. 68 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,176 ZOOM ZOOM. 69 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:11,483 HEY, DUMBFUCK! 70 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,397 PLEASE DON'T BE MEAN TO ME TODAY, ARI. 71 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,399 IS THIS NOT AN OFFER WITH VINNIE'S NAME ON IT? 72 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,624 - YES, IT IS. I APOLOGIZE. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 73 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,827 SPEAK! 74 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,829 - TOM BROKE UP WITH ME. - OH, JESUS. 75 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,409 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 76 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,643 WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT YOU DON'T DO... 77 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:28,945 YOU DON'T BRING IT INTO WORK WITH YOU 78 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,780 AND YOU DON'T BRING IT TO ME, OKAY? 79 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:34,317 BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT ME THINKING ABOUT YOU AND TOM DOING... YOU KNOW, MAKES ME SICK. 80 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,974 SO LET'S FOCUS ON WORK AND NOT ON TOM 81 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,876 AND EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY. OKAY? 82 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,011 OKAY. 83 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:41,113 GET E ON THE HORN SO I CAN TELL HIM 84 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:45,717 VINNIE IS THE SIX-MILLION-DOLLAR MAN. THAT SHOULD KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM. MAYBE. 85 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,364 HOW LONG SHOULD I JUST SIT IN HERE? 86 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,599 OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU... - 00 A.M. IS HERE. 87 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,823 YOUR FORGOT TO TELL ME I HAD A 10:00 A.M., LLOYD. 88 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,160 MR. WALSH! 89 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:57,396 HOW ARE YOU, MR. WALSH? 90 00:04:57,431 --> 00:05:00,499 I'LL TELL YOU AFTER YOU TELL ME WHAT KIND OF DEAL I'M GONNA GET 91 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,334 IF I LET YOU BE MY AGENT. 92 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,248 WELL, WHEN I SPOKE TO YOU YESTERDAY, 93 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:07,817 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT THERE WAS A PROBLEM BETWEEN YOU AND E. 94 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,442 NOW UNLESS YOU HANDLE THAT, THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY DEAL 95 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,022 AND I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO REPRESENT YOU. 96 00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:13,789 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HANDLE IT ALL MORNING, 97 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,133 BUT I CAN'T GET THE PALE PRICK ON THE PHONE. MAYBE YOU CAN. 98 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:20,330 I'M SURE I CAN, BILLY. THAT'S WHAT I DO. I CONNECT PEOPLE. 99 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,287 LLOYD! 100 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,125 GIVE ME ONE SECOND. 101 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:30,295 LLOYD! SNAP OUT OF IT. 102 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,974 - DID YOU CALL E? - OH, JEEZ... 103 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,576 WELL, CALL HIM NOW. FORGET THE OFFER. 104 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,711 ASK HIM IF HE AND VINCE WILL PLEASE COME HERE IMMEDIATELY. 105 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,448 - AND TELL HIM THAT I USED THE WORD "PLEASE," ALL RIGHT? - OKAY, ARI. BUT ARI? 106 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,439 - YES? - DO YOU MIND DIALING? 107 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:43,686 IN MY TRAUMATIZED STATE THIS MORNING, I FORGOT TO PUT IN MY CONTACTS. 108 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,777 BILLY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 109 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:48,124 Turtle: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO SKEPTICAL 110 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,626 - ABOUT EVERYTHING, DRAMA? - ONLY BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU, TURTLE, 111 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,595 AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR LITTLE HOPES GET DASHED. 112 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,497 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE YOU NEVER CASHED IN 113 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,055 ON ANY OF COUSIN RONNIE'S WINDFALLS IN THE PAST. 114 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:58,957 MY TALENT IS MY WINDFALL. 115 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,460 AND YOU, SADLY... AND I MEAN NO DISRESPECT BY THIS... 116 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,128 DON'T HAVE A TALENT. 117 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,840 SO, FOR YOU TO TAKE ALL YOUR CASH AND TO FLUSH... 118 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,909 MY TALENT IS KNOWING MY LIMITATIONS, 119 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,978 WHICH IS WHY I'M ONLY PUTTING HALF MY MONEY IN. 120 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,935 SO DON'T SWEAT IT. 121 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,904 THIS IS THE PLACE. 122 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:14,817 - THIS IS WHERE HE'S STAYING? - YEP. 123 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:16,708 OH, YEAH. HE'S ROLLING IN IT. 124 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:19,522 - GET OUT OF THE CAR, YOU PUNK! - JESUS CHRIST! 125 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,379 HA! 126 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:23,759 - YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME, RONNIE... - WHAT'S UP, DRAMA? 127 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:25,328 WHAT, NOW THAT YOU'RE A BIG CELEB, 128 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:27,297 I'M SURE THIS SHIT HAPPENS TO YOU ALL THE TIME, RIGHT? 129 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:29,187 - WELL... - HEY, CONGRATS ON THE SHOW. 130 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,933 - YOU BEEN WATCHING? - I HAVE. IT'S TERRIBLE. 131 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:33,158 EH, BUT I HEARD THE NETWORKS PAY BIG BUCKS, 132 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,726 SO WHO GIVES A FUCK, RIGHT? 133 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,772 - TURTLE, COME HERE. GIVE ME A HUG! - HOW ARE YOU? 134 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,341 - GOOD. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 135 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:40,076 AH, YOU KNOW, JUST WHEELIN' AND DEALIN'. 136 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,966 SO, WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR US? 137 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,946 LET'S GO UPSTAIRS. I DON'T WANT TO TALK OUT HERE. 138 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,404 - HUH. - GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS, MAN! 139 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,518 - Turtle: GREAT TO SEE YOU. - Drama: THIS YOUR CAR, RONNIE? 140 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,019 - Ronnie: HAH. - Turtle: DICK. 141 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,910 I'M JUST SAYING, DON'T LET ARI GET TO YOU. 142 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,158 - WHY WOULD HE GET TO ME? - IF HE YELLS AT YOU, I MEAN. 143 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,859 OH, ALL OF THE SUDDEN I'M MR. SENSITIVE? 144 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:59,751 HA! YOU HAVE BEEN GETTING IN A LOT OF FIGHTS LATELY. 145 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,498 I WON'T LET HIM GET TO ME. 146 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:03,488 - YOU PROMISE? - I PROMISE. 147 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:06,024 - MOTHERFUCKER! - E! 148 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:08,059 - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? - I HAVE NO IDEA. 149 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,428 JUST TAKE IT EASY. HE COMES BRINGING PEACE. 150 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,408 - I'M WAVING THE WHITE FLAG, SUIT. - WHY? 151 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,277 Walsh: BECAUSE I WAS WRONG AND I'M SORRY. 152 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,613 - SO YOU'RE ADMITTING I DIDN'T LEAK THE TRAILER? - I AM. 153 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,615 THAT'S WHY HE CAME HERE THIS MORNING. 154 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:21,551 - HE SAID THAT YOU WOULDN'T CALL HIM BACK, THOUGH. - HE SENT AN E-MAIL AT 4:00 A.M. 155 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:25,443 - THREATENING TO KILL ME. - THEN AT 5:00 A.M., MY EDITOR CALLED AND TOLD ME 156 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,290 THAT HE GOT PISSED AT HIS GIRL LAST WEEK 157 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:30,515 AND PUT A VIDEO OF HIM GIVING HER A FACIAL ON CUMFIESTA.com. 158 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:33,751 SHE GOT BACK AT HIM WITH MY TRAILER, OUR TRAILER. 159 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,266 - YOU'RE A REAL ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW THAT? - I'M MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT 160 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,833 WHEN I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE ONE. 161 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,891 ADMIT THE OTHER THING, BILLY. 162 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:41,526 I LOVE "LOST IN THE CLOUDS," VIN. 163 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,829 I READ THAT BOOK FOUR TIMES. I COULD SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT THING. 164 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:47,732 - WE DON'T DOUBT THAT. - OKAY NOW, SO... 165 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,412 ARE WE GONNA MAKE THIS MOVIE? 166 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:51,481 ARE WE GONNA GO TALK TO DANA GORDON? WHAT DO YOU SAY, BOYS? 167 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,206 E? 168 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,985 COME ON, E! AS MUCH AS WE FIGHT, 169 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,710 YOU KNOW I THINK OF YOU AND VINNIE AS FAMILY. 170 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:01,713 WANT TO CLIMB THIS MOUNTAIN TOGETHER? WE'LL KILL IT. 171 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,516 SURE. 172 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:06,396 COME HERE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER. 173 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,431 AH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? LOVE IS IN THE AIR! 174 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,655 HUH? IS THIS BEAUTIFUL OR WHAT, LLOYD? 175 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,724 COME AND JOIN US IN A GROUP HUG! 176 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:14,859 COULD BE A WHILE BEFORE YOU GET SOME. 177 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,396 AW, COME ON! I WAS JUST TEASING, LLOYD! 178 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:20,365 IT WAS A JOKE! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 179 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,933 LLOYD! 180 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,768 LLO-O-O-OYD! 181 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,116 THEY DON'T FUCK EACH OTHER, DO THEY? 182 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,841 COME ON, I WAS JUST TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP, LLOYD! 183 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,076 THERE IS NO CHEERING ME UP, ARI. MY LIFE IS OVER. 184 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:34,646 - IT'S NOT OVER! - YES, IT IS. 185 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,281 WITHOUT TOM, MY LIFE IS EMPTY. 186 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,250 - LLOYD! - AN EMPTY VASE! 187 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,819 - WHY A VASE? - BECAUSE TOM WAS A FLOWER. 188 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,388 HE WAS, ARI! 189 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,123 HE WAS A ROSE, 190 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,691 A BRIGHT RED ROSE 191 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,727 IN THE MASSIVE OIL SPILL OF LIFE. 192 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,595 AND WITHOUT HIM, EVERYTHING IS JUST... 193 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,163 GOOKY! 194 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,076 - DON'T LAUGH AT ME, ARI! - I'M NOT LAUGHING, LLOYD, 195 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,246 - BUT "GOOKY" IS FUNNY. - I NEED TO TAKE A LEAVE OF ABSENCE. 196 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,314 - NO, YOU DON'T. NO, YOU DON'T! - I DO! I AM... 197 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,772 LLOYD! YOU'RE A RISING STAR IN THIS COMPANY. 198 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:03,174 - NO TIME FOR MATERNITY LEAVE. - SORRY, ARI. 199 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,087 LLOYD, YOU'RE GONNA SET YOURSELF BACK YEARS! 200 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,778 WHAT WILL I DO?! 201 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,249 - 50 GRAND, HUH? - UH-HUH. 202 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,229 AND I'M LETTING YOU IN ON THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BLOOD 203 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,933 AND I LOVE YOU... AND I CAN ONLY RAISE 30 GRAND ON MY OWN 204 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,802 'CAUSE THE I.R.S., THOSE COCKSUCKERS, FROZE MY ASSETS AGAIN. 205 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:22,371 - AND SO YOU NEED 20 GRAND, THEN? - WHAT ARE YOU, RAIN MAN? 206 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,862 THAT'S WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU. 207 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,475 SO'D YOU BRING IT, OR WHAT? 208 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:27,499 I GOT IT. IT'S A CHECK. IT'S GOOD. 209 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,400 THERE YOU GO! 210 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:30,969 LAST OF MY SAIGON MONEY. 211 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,715 JUST WHAT IS THIS INVESTMENT ALREADY? 212 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,940 - BASEBALL MEMORABILIA. - BASEBALL MEMORABILIA? 213 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,876 Ronnie: NOT JUST ANY BASEBALL MEMORABILIA. 214 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,777 I'M TALKING ABOUT A SANDY KOUFAX 215 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,480 GAME-USED HOME JERSEY FROM '66. 216 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,482 50 GRAND FOR A JERSEY?! 217 00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:47,062 THAT AIN'T SHIT, DRAMA. IT'S GONNA BE WORTH TWICE AS MUCH AS THAT. 218 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,731 - AT LEAST. - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 219 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,155 MY FATHER, THE PRICK, IS OBSESSED WITH SANDY. 220 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,525 - MM-HMM. - HE BOUGHT A CONDO IN ST. PAUL 221 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,593 'CAUSE SANDY WAS LIVING IN THE SAME DEVELOPMENT. 222 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:59,196 - SO? - SO, MY FATHER, THE DEMENTED FUCK THAT HE IS, 223 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:02,233 MAKES HIS TEE TIME THE SAME AS SANDY'S EVERY WEDNESDAY. 224 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,180 - SO WHAT, RONNIE? - SO SANDY HASN'T TEED OFF IN WEEKS. 225 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:07,005 WAIT, I DON'T FOLLOW, WHY NOT? 226 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,742 JESUS CHRIST, YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' SLOW, HUH? 227 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,376 SANDY'S FINISHED. HE'S DONE. 228 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,878 HIS PLACE IS A HOSPICE. 229 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,814 WHITE COATS COMING AND GOING FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS. 230 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,918 JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 231 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,531 SANDY KOUFAX IS GONNA DIE? 232 00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,332 JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S TERRIBLE. 233 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,123 YEAH, INDEED, IT IS. MY FATHER, HE'S BEEN A WRECK FOR WEEKS. 234 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,293 BUT HEY, WE GOTTA MAKE A BUCK, RIGHT? 235 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,697 COULD YOU IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO BUY A PICASSO 236 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,900 A WEEK BEFORE HIS DEMISE? WE CAN! 237 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,869 HMM. 238 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,772 SO YOU CAN PACK THE CAMERA IN THE SNOW, 239 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,019 HAVE IT POINTING STRAIGHT DOWN THE FACE OF THE CLIFF 240 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,576 AND THEN... 241 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,255 VINNIE'S BEAUTIFUL MUG POPS OUT, 242 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,479 JUST THOSE BIG BLUE EYES 243 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:50,582 WITH THE BRIGHT, WHITE SNOW 244 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,817 SURROUNDING THEM. IT'LL BE MAGICAL. 245 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,886 - SOUNDS LIKE IT. - WHAT DO YOU THINK, E? 246 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,721 SOUNDS GREAT. 247 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,369 HI... GUYS. I'M REALLY SORRY, 248 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,371 BUT I CALLED ARI'S OFFICE EARLIER THIS MORNING 249 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,306 AND ASKED IF THE MEETING COULD BE PUSHED BACK AN HOUR. 250 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,809 I'M REALLY SORRY NO ONE TOLD YOU. I HOPE THAT'S OKAY. 251 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,377 ACTUALLY, LITTLE LADY, IT AIN'T. 252 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,902 SO WOULD YOU PLEASE CALL DANA AND TELL HER 253 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,949 THAT I GOTTA BE AT THE TRACK AT 4:15 254 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:16,507 SO SHE BETTER HUSTLE ON DOWN HERE OR I WILL BE GONE! 255 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,588 IS THIS HOW THEY RUN SHIT DOWN AT ARI'S SHOP? 256 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:21,312 RELAX, I'M CALLING. 257 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,214 OKAY, I'M SORRY. 258 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,860 HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT? IS THAT, UH, 259 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,951 M-U-R-F... 260 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,486 NO NO NO, "P." 261 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,955 F-P-H-E-Y. 262 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,602 AND YOU WORK WITH VINCENT CHASE? 263 00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:34,558 LOOK, JUST HAVE HIM CALL E, OKAY? 264 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,706 - OKAY, UM, E... - WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 265 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,997 - OH, UH... UH... HI, I'M... - HELLO? 266 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,811 - ARI, WHAT'S GOING ON? - E, I'M SORRY, I'M HAVING A LITTLE ASSISTANT MELTDOWN. 267 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,446 - WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE MEETING WITH DANA GORDON? - DANA PUSHED THE MEETING, 268 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:48,172 - BUT NO ONE TOLD US. - OH, TELL ERIC THE MEETING WAS PUSHED BACK AN HOUR. 269 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,987 - I JUST SAW THIS! - LISTEN, IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN WAIT IT OUT, BUDDY? 270 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,711 - YEAH, WE'RE FINE. - I'M NOT FINE! 271 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,992 - ALTHOUGH WALSH IS REALLY PISSED. - LET ME TALK TO HIM. 272 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,615 ARI WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 273 00:11:57,651 --> 00:12:00,362 FUCK ARI! TELL HIM I HAVEN'T SIGNED THOSE AGENCY PAPERS YET. 274 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,964 - ARI... - I HEARD HIM. 275 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,988 - I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. - LATER. LISTEN... 276 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,890 LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES. 277 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,660 I NEED A FUCKING ASSISTANT! 278 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,996 AS I WAS SAYING, MR. GOLD, I'M GLEN... 279 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,610 UH, GLEN HOLDEN. I'M GONNA COME OFF ERIC SIEGEL'S DESK UNTIL... 280 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,635 - HOW DO I KNOW YOU? - YOU FIRED ME FROM THE MAIL ROOM TWO YEARS AGO, 281 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:19,749 BUT THEN YOU REALIZED YOU WERE WRONG, SO YOU HIRED ME BACK. 282 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,173 NO, I... I CAN GET THE JOB DONE. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE. 283 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,853 NO, I DON'T TELL YOU WHAT I LIKE. 284 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,088 MY OLD ASSISTANT IS SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU WHAT I LIKE. 285 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,223 AND THEN HE IS SUPPOSED TO SEAMLESSLY TRAIN YOU 286 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,192 SO THAT THE ONLY CHANGE IN MY LIFE 287 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,294 COMES WHEN I HAVE TO WRITE OUT A CHRISTMAS BONUS CHECK. 288 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,018 OKAY, MR. GOLD, PLEASE... LOOKIT, 289 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,698 - I'M JUST GONNA... - GET OUT OF HERE, GLEN. 290 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,733 - WHERE... WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO GO? - ANYWHERE BUT HERE 291 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,869 - OR I WILL KILL YOU. - DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU SOMEONE ELSE? 292 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,253 NO, I ONLY WANT LLOYD AND I WILL GET HIM MYSELF! 293 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,031 STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT. 294 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,145 WE WERE NEVER GUYS WHO WERE ABOUT MONEY, TURTLE. 295 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,769 - WE WERE ALWAYS GUYS WHO WERE ABOUT INTEGRITY. - HMM. 296 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,504 IS THAT WHAT GOT YOU TO DO THAT COMMERCIAL 297 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,885 WHERE YOU AND YOUR WIFE HAD A BAD CASE OF THE RUNS AT THE OPERA? 298 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,608 THAT WAS A NATIONAL SPOT. 299 00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,643 AND I GOT A CHANCE TO SHOW A LOT OF RANGE. 300 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,290 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, DRAMA, 301 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,925 I DON'T FEEL GREAT ABOUT THIS EITHER. 302 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,482 BUT IF WE DON'T BUY IT, SOMEBODY ELSE WILL. 303 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,119 BESIDES, I CAN'T LET RONNIE DOWN. 304 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:11,366 YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES HE GAVE MY MOTHER MONEY WHEN MY FATHER WOULDN'T? 305 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,135 IF I DON'T DO IT, HE WON'T BE ABLE TO. 306 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,599 SO, IF YOU STILL WANT IN FOR HALF, YOU GOT IT. 307 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,228 IT'S BLOOD MONEY, TURTLE. 308 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,563 SO, NEVER. NEVER NEVER NEVER. 309 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,133 LET'S GO MAKE A BUNDLE, HUH? 310 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,702 COME ON, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 311 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:26,849 - WHY DOES THIS GUY LOOK SO MORBID? - HE ALWAYS LOOKS MORBID. 312 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,952 Announcer: GAME-WORN JERSEY! BIDDING STARTS 313 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,509 AT $1,000. DO I HEAR $1,500? 314 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,546 $1,500! DO I HEAR $2,000? $2,000 IN THE BACK! 315 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,050 I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE MIX-UP. 316 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,605 HEY, WE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO, RIGHT? 317 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:43,454 HOW ARE YOU GUYS? 318 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,134 - HEY, DANA. - IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 319 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,398 WHY DON'T YOU COME ON IN MY OFFICE? 320 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,697 SO, WE ARE HOPING TO GO INTO PRODUCTION IN 12 WEEKS. 321 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,112 AND WE'VE GOT A PRELIMINARY BUDGET ESTIMATE 322 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,902 OF $55 MILLION. 323 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:01,739 55, WELL THAT IS OBVIOUSLY RIDICULOUS. 324 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:03,919 IS IT? THERE'S NOT EVEN A SCRIPT YET. 325 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,977 WELL, I'D BE WRITING THE SCRIPT, RIGHT? 326 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,745 AND I KNOW THIS BOOK INSIDE OUT. 327 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,881 AND AS BIG AS IT IS, I WANT TO VISUALIZE IT BIGGER. 328 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,716 I WANT THE BLIZZARD TO MAKE THE... THE DESERT 329 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,486 IN "LAWRENCE OF ARABIA" LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SANDBOX. 330 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,000 AND I WON'T SPEAK FOR ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS ROOM, 331 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,524 BUT FOR ME, AFTER WHAT I JUST PULLED OFF ON "MEDELLIN" 332 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:23,527 WITH NO BUDGET, I'D RATHER WAIT 333 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:26,831 TO COLLECT MY GOLD STATUE AND HAVE DOLLARS START FLYING AT ME 334 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,433 THAN GET INVOLVED IN AN UNDERFINANCED PROJECT AGAIN. 335 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,203 SO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA WIN AN OSCAR FOR "MEDELLIN," BILLY? 336 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,916 I'D BET MY LEFT PINKIE THAT ME AND VINCE 337 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,485 ARE BOTH GONNA GET ONE, AND E MIGHT EVEN BE LUCKY ENOUGH 338 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,375 TO RIDE OUR COATTAILS RIGHT ONTO THAT STAGE. 339 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,490 LISTEN, YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR PRIVATE SHITTER? 340 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,093 I JUST GOTTA PISS, BUT THE ONE IN THE HALLWAY STANK LIKE A REFUGEE BOAT. 341 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,383 SURE, GO AHEAD. 342 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,484 HE'S QUITE A CHARACTER. 343 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,553 - YEAH. - HE'S ALL BLUSTER. 344 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,023 BUT HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING. 345 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,691 WELL, IT'S KINDA WEIRD. 346 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,793 I MEAN, HE'S FOUL AND GROTESQUE, 347 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,529 CONCEITED AND ABHORRENT. 348 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,464 BUT I KINDA LIKE HIM. 349 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,393 - HELLO? - LIVIN' LARGE, LLOYD. 350 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,606 LOOKS LIKE I'M PAYING YOU TOO MUCH. 351 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,966 I HAVE FAMILY MONEY, ARI. AND IT HASN'T AFFECTED MY WORK ETHIC AT ALL, 352 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,813 - SO DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME. - I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU, LLOYD. 353 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,877 I'M... I'M HERE BECAUSE I NEED YOU BACK. 354 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,375 LISTEN, THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER A BREAKUP 355 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,011 IS A DISTRACTION, AND THE BEST DISTRACTION IS WORK. 356 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,580 WORK IS THE REASON WE BROKE UP, ARI. 357 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,493 TOM HATED THAT I WAS NEVER HOME. 358 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,050 HE HATED MY HOURS. 359 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,219 Work ripped us apart. 360 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,688 Work ruined everything, Ari! 361 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:01,592 - LLOYD! - I WILL COME BACK TO YOU WHEN TOM COMES BACK TO ME, ARI! 362 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,196 - OKAY? GOODBYE! - LLOYD! 363 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,898 LLOYD! 364 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,417 I JUST WANNA DO THE PADDLE. 365 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,452 OH HO HO, NO. YOU'RE NOT IN. 366 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,177 SO I'M RAISING THE PADDLE. 367 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,913 YOU'RE A REAL DICK, YOU KNOW THAT? 368 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,648 AND NOW, FOR OUR FEATURED AUCTION ITEM OF THE DAY... 369 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:29,387 LOT 235... A 1966 SANDY KOUFAX 370 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,355 HOME FLANNEL JERSEY. 371 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,161 - WHERE THE HELL'S RONNIE? - HERE HE IS. MOVE OVER. 372 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,740 Announcer: SHOWS NICE GAME USE, 373 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,298 NO ALTERATIONS OF ANY KIND. 374 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,077 IT'S FROM SANDY'S THIRD CY YOUNG SEASON. 375 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,601 - WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN? - ON THE PHONE WITH MY FATHER. 376 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,815 MY BROTHER RATTED ME OUT, TOLD HIM WHAT I WAS DOING. 377 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,940 - HOW'D HE TAKE IT? - HE'S HEARTBROKEN, THE PRICK. 378 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,474 YEAH, I'M WITH HIM. 379 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,811 YOU COULD STILL GET OUT, RONNIE, SAVE YOUR SOUL. 380 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,792 AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, SANDY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TO SIGN SOME AUTOGRAPHS, 381 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,493 BUT SADLY, HE WAS UNABLE TO MAKE THE TRIP. 382 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:02,320 ANYWAY, LET THE BIDDING BEGIN AT $20,000. 383 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,199 - I HAVE $20,000... - FUCK IT, I'M IN. 384 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,789 - Announcer: DO I HAVE 21? - REALLY? 385 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,525 - SINCE THE NEWS IS OFFICIAL. - Announcer: DO I HEAR 22? 386 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,494 22. DO I HAVE 24? 387 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,264 24. DO I HAVE 25? 25? 388 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,466 - 25! - Announcer: 25. 389 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,336 DO WE HAVE 28? 28! DO WE HAVE 31? 390 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,438 31! 391 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,006 31. DO I HEAR 35? 392 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,908 GIVE ME $35,000! $35,000! 393 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,744 GIVE ME 40! GIVE ME $40,000! 394 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,680 - DO WE HAVE 40? - 40. 395 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,927 - 40! DO WE HAVE $42,000? - I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO THIS. 396 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,484 WHY WHY WHY WHY? 397 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,987 I CAN'T DO THIS TO MY FATHER. I CAN'T DO THIS TO SANDY. 398 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,499 - I GOT $43,000! - I'M SORRY! 399 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,623 - RONNIE, RONNIE! RONNIE! - NO! 400 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,726 WHAT THE FUCK WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? 401 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,895 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'LL COVER HIS SHARE. 402 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:48,132 - 45! - Announcer: $45,000 RIGHT THERE! DO I HAVE 48? 403 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,713 BILLY, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HAVE A SHOOTABLE SCRIPT DONE IN SIX WEEKS? 404 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,948 OH, NO DOUBT. I CAME UP WITH THE FIRST ACT 405 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,917 WHILE I WAS STINKING UP THE SKIRT'S BATHROOM. 406 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,952 JUST PROMISE ME YOU WON'T TAKE A JOB 407 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,520 - THAT COULD INTERFERE. - I PROMISE. 408 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,745 - BEAUTIFUL. - Vince: WHOA! 409 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,647 - BILLY, NICE CAR! - YEAH, IT'S MY GIRL'S FATHER'S. 410 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,983 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE MOOCHING LUXURY ITEMS 411 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,285 OFF SOMEBODY, SUIT! LATER! 412 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,153 LATE! 413 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,056 WHAT'S UP? 414 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,735 YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD IN LIKE HALF AN HOUR. 415 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,005 HOW COULD I SAY A WORD? HE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP. 416 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,863 - YOU KNOW HE LIKES TO TALK. - I CAN'T DO THIS, VINCE. 417 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,843 - DO WHAT? - THIS MOVIE, NOT WITH HIM. 418 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,000 COME ON, YOU GOT THE APOLOGY. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? 419 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:25,181 I WANT TO GET ALONG WITH THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH, ALL RIGHT? 420 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,516 LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO SPEND ANOTHER YEAR BEING FUCKING ABUSED 421 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,674 - AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT THAT. - I RESPECT IT, I DO. 422 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,177 BUT WHAT NOW? 423 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,818 - EXCUSE ME, HEY. - YES? 424 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,764 - I'M WONDERING IF YOU KNOW WHERE TOM IS. - AH! I AM TOM. 425 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,056 - YOU'RE TOM? - YES. 426 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:48,625 - LLOYD'S TOM? - I USED TO BE. 427 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,339 - WHO ARE YOU? - I DON'T GET IT. 428 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,674 - YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING GUY. YOU CAN GET GIRLS. - ARI. 429 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,743 - HOW YOU... HOW'D YOU KNOW? - WELL, IT'S JUST A SKETCH, 430 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,879 BUT LLOYD USES YOUR FACE AS A DARTBOARD. 431 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,370 - REALLY? - HE'S A REALLY GOOD ARTIST. 432 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,439 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 433 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,420 YEAH, OVER HERE. LOOK, I'M ALREADY ON FINISH LINE PROBATION, 434 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,122 SO I GOTTA MAKE MYSELF LOOK BUSY. 435 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,690 WHAT ARE YOU, SEVEN AND A HALF, EIGHT? 436 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,192 - UH, 11, TOM? - REALLY? 437 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,416 - YEAH. - OKAY. 438 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,785 SO, WHAT, DID HE SEND YOU DOWN HERE? 439 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,631 NO NO, I CAME DOWN HERE ON MY OWN. 440 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,101 I HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS WITH LLOYD... THAT HE'S NEVER HOME, 441 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,803 THAT HE'S TOO CAREER-ORIENTED. 442 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,871 - YOU GONNA TELL ME HE'S NOT? - NO NO NO. HE IS, HE IS. 443 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,761 BUT LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING THOUGH, MAN... 444 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,998 DO YOU WANT A GUY WHO'S GONNA PROVIDE A GREAT HOME FOR YOU, 445 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:31,035 OR SOME COOZE WHO'S ON THE COUCH EVERY DAY WATCHING "OPRAH" AT 4:00? 446 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,215 "OPRAH" IS ON AT 3:00, ARI. 447 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:37,074 AND, LOOK... YEAH, I DO HATE LLOYD'S HOURS. TAKE A SEAT. 448 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,943 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M A GUY. 449 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,510 I UNDERSTAND CAREER GOALS. 450 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:43,047 UH... SO, WHAT'S... WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 451 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,716 THE PROBLEM IS HE COULDN'T KEEP HIS DICK IN HIS PANTS. 452 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,954 - HE CHEATED ON ME, ARI. - NO... LLOYD CHEATED ON YOU? 453 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,766 NO, HE DIDN'T. HE WOULD NEVER... ARE YOU SERIOUS? 454 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,891 YEAH, IT'S TRUE. I CAUGHT HIM. 455 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,470 IN THE ACT? LIKE, HE WAS... 456 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,627 WELL, NO... NO, I DIDN'T CATCH HIM IN THE ACT, 457 00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,529 BUT, YOU KNOW, I WAS SUSPICIOUS FRIDAY NIGHT. 458 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,165 HE SAID HE WAS GOING DOWN TO THE ABBEY. 459 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,467 I PARKED MY CAR OUT FRONT. HE NEVER SHOWED. 460 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,836 NEVER. I CONFRONTED HIM AND, YOU KNOW, HE SAID 461 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,572 THAT HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE INTERROGATED LIKE THAT. 462 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,652 LLOYD... LLOYD WAS WITH ME FRIDAY NIGHT. 463 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,877 - HE WAS WITH YOU? - YES. 464 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,112 AT "THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM" PREMIERE. 465 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,181 - UNTIL LIKE 2:00 A.M.! - THAT IS BULLSHIT! 466 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,994 NO NO NO NO! I... YOU KNOW WHAT? 467 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,451 I THINK I EVEN HAVE A PICTURE OF IT IN MY PHONE. 468 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,798 - WHY WOULDN'T HE TELL ME THAT? - HE TOLD ME 469 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:26,434 THAT IF HE TOLD YOU THAT HE WAS WORKING ON ANOTHER FRIDAY NIGHT, 470 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,526 THAT YOU WOULD TELL HIM THAT IT WAS OVER. 471 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,161 YOU TELL HIM THAT? 472 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,797 OH MY GOSH! I... I MEAN... MAYBE I DID... 473 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,844 YOU DID. YOU DID. 474 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,969 LLOYD IS THE BEST GUY I KNOW. HE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU. 475 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,939 OH, MAN. I FEEL AWFUL. 476 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,108 - YOU CHEATED ON TOM?! - WHAT? 477 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,076 You little fuckin' slut, Lloyd! 478 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:49,032 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ARI. - I JUST SAW TOM. 479 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,049 - HE CAME TO THE OFFICE? - I WENT TO HIS. 480 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,651 HE TOLD ME WHAT YOU DID. LLOYD! 481 00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:59,223 I COULDN'T HELP IT, ARI! IT'S BEEN ALL THE PRESSURE. 482 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,625 AND I MET THIS CUTE BARISTA AT THE COFFEE BEAN 483 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,039 WHO I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD LIKE ME. BUT HE DID LIKE ME, HE DID. 484 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:07,164 It was a one-time thing. I go to Starbucks now. 485 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,066 But I ruined everything. 486 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,513 NO, YOU DIDN'T RUIN EVERYTHING, 'CAUSE I SAVED IT. 487 00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,337 SAVED IT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 488 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:16,084 YOU WERE WITH ME FRIDAY NIGHT AT "THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM" PREMIERE. 489 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,743 - I WAS? - GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE OFFICE WITHIN THE HOUR 490 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,323 AND I WILL STICK TO THAT STORY. 491 00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:23,158 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, LLOYD... 492 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,916 - I LOVE A LIAR, BUT I HATE A CHEATER. SEE YA! - WAIT, ARI! 493 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,230 - YEAH? - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS FOR ME. 494 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,798 I LIKE YOU, LLOYD. WHAT CAN I SAY? 495 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,599 SAY YOU'LL LET ME TAKE YOU AND THE WIFE TO DINNER 496 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,158 - WITH TOM, A COUPLES DINNER. - I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH. 497 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,938 GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE OFFICE 498 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,895 AND GET THAT FUCKIN' DARTBOARD DOWN OFF YOUR WALL! 499 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,464 HUH? 500 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,070 $62,000. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO FOR NO MORE THAN 50. 501 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:49,451 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? IT'LL CUT INTO OUR PROFIT MARGIN A BIT IS ALL. 502 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,342 AH, THE KOUFAX BIDDERS. 503 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,410 - THAT'S US. - YOU GUYS BIG FANS? 504 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,512 - OH, DIE-HARDS. - WE'RE NEW YORKERS. 505 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,747 SANDY WOULD'VE BEEN REALLY PLEASED TO MEET YOU GUYS. 506 00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,483 SUCH A SHAME HE COULDN'T GET OUT HERE. 507 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:01,063 YEAH, IT WOULD'VE BEEN A GREAT THRILL. 508 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,553 SAD, REALLY. HASN'T LEFT HIS HOUSE IN A MONTH. 509 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,567 OH, NO. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 510 00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:07,958 YEAH, WE'D BE DEVASTATED IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO SANDY. 511 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,594 SANDY'S AS WELL AS CAN BE EXPECTED. 512 00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,329 HIS DOG'S BEEN SICK FOR MONTHS. 513 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,898 HE DID EVERYTHING HE COULD, BUT HE FINALLY SUCCUMBED. 514 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,400 HIS DOG? 515 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,902 HIS BELOVED GIANT SCHNAUZER, PEE WEE. 516 00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:21,071 MADE IT TO 19. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR A DOG. 517 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,772 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 518 00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:25,909 NEXT MONTH, SANDY'S GONNA BE OUT HERE FOR THE CELEBRITY PRO-AM. 519 00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:28,578 HE'S FAVORED AS USUAL... HEALTHY AS A CLAM. 520 00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:30,747 MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN CATCH HIM THEN. 521 00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:32,649 MAYBE. 522 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,507 I'M GONNA KILL YOUR COUSIN, TURTLE. 523 00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:40,624 - KILL HIM. - MM-HMM. 524 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,240 TOM, YOU KNOW I SAW AND LOVED "DREAMGIRLS" 525 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:48,904 WHEN IT WAS IN THE THEATER, BUT I WILL GLADLY WATCH IT AGAIN WITH YOU TONIGHT. 526 00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:52,636 I SAW IT WITH MY MOTHER. TOM... 527 00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,816 - JUST TELL US WHAT OUR OPTIONS ARE, ARI. - WELL, LET'S SEE. 528 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,551 WE CAN ALL DRINK POISONED GATORADE 529 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,942 AND HOPE THAT THE NEXT LIFE IS BETTER THAN THIS ONE. 530 00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:01,078 COME ON, E. YOU DRINK FIRST. 531 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,748 VINCE, YOU REALLY WANT TO THROW AWAY A "GO" MOVIE? 532 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:07,284 E, IT'S YOUR JOB TO HELP HIM 533 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:10,154 TO GET THE MOVIES THAT HE WANTS, NOT TO FUCK THEM UP! 534 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,600 ARI, YOU KNOW HE'S HELPED ME GET EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED. 535 00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:15,803 COME ON, ALL RIGHT. SO, YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE TALK DOWN TO YOU. 536 00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:17,472 PEOPLE TALK DOWN TO ME EVERY DAY. 537 00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,774 IF I LET GO OF ALL MY CLIENTS THAT TALKED DOWN TO ME, 538 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,843 HE'D BE THE ONLY ONE I HAD LEFT. 539 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,468 I MEAN, JESUS, MAN, AFTER ALL HE'S DONE FOR YOU, 540 00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:28,338 SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. 541 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:31,119 - VINCE, TELL HIM THAT YOU WANNA DO THIS MOVIE. - HE KNOWS I WANNA DO THE MOVIE. 542 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,009 AND HE KNOWS THAT I DON'T. 543 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,523 LOOK, I SHOULDN'T BE PRODUCING ANYWAY. 544 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,158 YOU WANNA DO THIS MOVIE? I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT. 545 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,514 HERE COMES THE IRISH GUILT. 546 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,161 THERE'S NO GUILT, ALL RIGHT? THE TRUTH IS 547 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:40,862 I DON'T LIKE STANDING AROUND ON SETS ANYWAY. 548 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,497 THAT'S NOT WHY I CAME OUT HERE. 549 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,799 I'LL GO BACK TO MANAGING AND FIND THE NEXT PROJECT. 550 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,290 BOOM! PROBLEM SOLVED. 551 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,125 HE GOES BACK TO BEING A MANAGER, 552 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,027 I GET HIM PAID AS A PRODUCER ANYWAY. 553 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,563 LOTTERY STRIKES AGAIN FOR YOU, E. 554 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,642 - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? - YEAH. 555 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,711 - AND AS YOUR MANAGER, I'M SURE OF SOMETHING ELSE. - OH, YEAH? WHAT? 556 00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:59,970 - YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS MOVIE, NOT WITH BILLY. - JESUS, FUCK. 557 00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:02,750 AND IT'S NOT MY PRIDE. IT'S BECAUSE I THINK WALSH HAS PEAKED. 558 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,686 AND I THINK HIS BEST DAYS ARE BEHIND HIM. 559 00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,521 AND I THINK HE FUCKED UP "MEDELLIN." 560 00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:08,823 - NOW, YOU KNOW I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT. - NOR DO I. 561 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:11,148 - YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT. - I'M AGAINST YOU EITHER WAY. 562 00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,718 - IT'S YOUR CHOICE, VINCE. - IT IS YOUR CHOICE. 563 00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:17,988 IT'S YOUR LIFE. HE'S JUST A PASSENGER LUCKY TO HAVE A SEAT. 564 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,791 - I'M GONNA DO THE MOVIE. - BOOM! 565 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:25,529 THERE YOU GO! I'LL HAVE A $2 MILLION ADVANCE CHECK 566 00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:28,165 CUT FOR YOU TODAY! HOW HORRIBLE! 567 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,944 LLOYD! BRING IN SOME BUBBLY! 568 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:33,303 WE'RE DOING A LITTLE CELEBRATING. 569 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:35,683 - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? - YEAH. I JUST WANTED TO BE HEARD. 570 00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:38,642 - WELL, YOU WERE. - YEAH, I GUESS I WAS.