1 00:00:58,537 --> 00:01:02,183 The WeHo Ho 2 00:01:08,507 --> 00:01:10,912 season 04 episode 06 3 00:01:13,262 --> 00:01:15,831 Hello, E, what a pleasant pick-me-up start to my morning. 4 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,575 Yeah, blow me too, Ari. 5 00:01:17,690 --> 00:01:18,715 Whoo, sugar mouth! 6 00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:20,642 All the blood just rushed to my power source. 7 00:01:20,661 --> 00:01:21,677 What's up? 8 00:01:21,734 --> 00:01:23,383 We don't want to do the movie with Walsh. 9 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:24,645 - What do you mean? - I said, 10 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,919 - We want to find another director. - Another director? 11 00:01:26,998 --> 00:01:30,072 Are you out of your mind? What, has Walsh been teasing you again? 12 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:31,746 The guy called me a liar and a thief. 13 00:01:32,298 --> 00:01:33,536 Sticks and stones. 14 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:36,295 You can't throw away a movie just 'cause you can't get along. 15 00:01:36,871 --> 00:01:39,176 It's Vince's decision, not mine, Ari, so let's move on. 16 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:42,104 I don't think you realize that I pulled off a miracle here. 17 00:01:42,222 --> 00:01:45,060 48 hours ago, Vince was unemployable. 18 00:01:45,201 --> 00:01:47,839 He wants to do the movie, but not with Walsh. What's the big deal? 19 00:01:47,891 --> 00:01:50,400 The big deal is I sold them on a package... 20 00:01:50,581 --> 00:01:52,115 The Medellin package. 21 00:01:52,244 --> 00:01:54,351 We start saying that part of that package is no good 22 00:01:54,425 --> 00:01:57,218 and they start asking questions that we're not prepared to answer, 23 00:01:57,347 --> 00:01:59,623 like "is Medellin really that good?" 24 00:01:59,852 --> 00:02:02,097 do you want to answer that, E? 25 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:04,343 That's what I thought. Now... 26 00:02:04,498 --> 00:02:07,006 You're supposed to be in Dana Gordon's office this afternoon. 27 00:02:07,131 --> 00:02:10,079 I want you to talk to Vince again before I cancel. 28 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,241 I parted the Red Sea for you, E. 29 00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:13,934 Don't piss on the sand. 30 00:02:15,187 --> 00:02:17,180 - That Ari? - Yep. He's not happy. 31 00:02:17,723 --> 00:02:19,494 You are gonna be delighted when you taste 32 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:21,933 these fresh, hand-picked strawberry waffles. 33 00:02:22,268 --> 00:02:24,854 - Nice. Where do you pick waffles from? - Clever, E. 34 00:02:25,164 --> 00:02:27,466 Look at that big fat bad boy I saved just for you. 35 00:02:27,602 --> 00:02:28,999 Thank you very much, Drama. 36 00:02:31,355 --> 00:02:33,191 - Walsh again. - You gonna answer? 37 00:02:33,384 --> 00:02:36,541 Well, let's see. His last email : "Admit you leaked my trailer and die." 38 00:02:36,645 --> 00:02:39,225 - So no, I don't think so. - Fuck Ari if he's not happy. 39 00:02:39,762 --> 00:02:41,344 We obviously can't work like this. 40 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:43,190 Which is too bad because Lost in the Clouds 41 00:02:43,262 --> 00:02:45,330 would have been a great movie with Billy directing. 42 00:02:45,356 --> 00:02:48,149 We'll find another great director, even if I have to find him myself. 43 00:02:48,204 --> 00:02:51,152 Anyone interested in driving out to Palmdale to see my cousin Ronnie? 44 00:02:52,082 --> 00:02:53,918 Haven't we been through this already, Turtle? 45 00:02:53,996 --> 00:02:56,808 I'm telling you, guys, he says he has a little money-making venture. 46 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,704 And in my house, when cousin Ronnie talks, 47 00:02:58,807 --> 00:03:00,824 like E.F. Hutton, you better fuckin' listen. 48 00:03:00,944 --> 00:03:02,867 Why do you have so much confidence in him again? 49 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,712 Are you kidding? You know the guy always knew how to make a buck. 50 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,936 You don't remember? He was the first guy on our block to have a foreign car. 51 00:03:08,976 --> 00:03:10,622 The first guy to have an in-ground pool. 52 00:03:10,764 --> 00:03:12,390 The first guy to have aluminum siding. 53 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:15,083 Yeah, and the first guy to have it all seized by the government. 54 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:16,790 That's 'cause he didn't pay his taxes 55 00:03:16,842 --> 00:03:18,575 not 'cause he wasn't rollin' in the green. 56 00:03:18,678 --> 00:03:20,140 What's the investment opportunity? 57 00:03:20,218 --> 00:03:22,312 Now he wouldn't say on the phone, which means... 58 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,302 He's on the inside, as usual. 59 00:03:24,590 --> 00:03:26,349 - Now, who's in? - Not me. 60 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,668 I'll drive out to the desert with you, Turtle, 61 00:03:28,823 --> 00:03:30,556 maybe hit the outlets along the way. 62 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,897 But don't count on me parting with any cash. 63 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:34,724 Like I ever do. 64 00:03:45,786 --> 00:03:48,398 - Is there a fax waiting for me? - I don't think so. 65 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:51,229 Just got off the phone with Dana. She said she sent over Vinny's offer 66 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:52,745 - an hour ago. - I haven't seen it. 67 00:03:52,927 --> 00:03:55,461 Well, get up, open your eyes wide and go find it. 68 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:56,806 Zoom zoom. 69 00:04:02,671 --> 00:04:03,861 Hey, dumbfuck! 70 00:04:05,933 --> 00:04:07,536 Please don't be mean to me today. 71 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,614 Is this not an offer with Vinny's name on it? 72 00:04:10,335 --> 00:04:11,964 Yes, it is. I apologize. 73 00:04:12,145 --> 00:04:13,309 What's wrong with you? 74 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:15,847 Speak! 75 00:04:15,995 --> 00:04:17,960 - Tom broke up with me. - Oh, Jesus. 76 00:04:18,159 --> 00:04:19,348 And I don't know what to do. 77 00:04:19,387 --> 00:04:20,786 Well, I tell you what you don't do: 78 00:04:20,837 --> 00:04:23,423 you don't bring it into work and you don't bring it to me, okay? 79 00:04:23,501 --> 00:04:25,922 Because you know that me thinking about you and tom doing... 80 00:04:26,026 --> 00:04:27,103 You know, makes me sick. 81 00:04:27,211 --> 00:04:31,069 So let's focus on work and not on Tom and everything's going to be okay. Okay? 82 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:33,286 Get E on the horn 83 00:04:33,446 --> 00:04:35,695 so I can tell him Vinny is the six million dollar man. 84 00:04:35,811 --> 00:04:37,953 That should knock some sense into him. Maybe. 85 00:04:38,888 --> 00:04:40,440 How long should I just sit in here? 86 00:04:40,543 --> 00:04:42,664 Oh, I forgot to tell you... your 10:00 a.m. Is here. 87 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,526 Your forgot to tell me I had a 10:00 a.m. 88 00:04:48,387 --> 00:04:49,985 How are you, mr. Walsh? 89 00:04:50,481 --> 00:04:53,481 I'll tell you after you tell me what kind of deal I'm gonna get 90 00:04:53,686 --> 00:04:55,134 if I let you be my agent. 91 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:57,981 When I spoke to you yesterday, 92 00:04:58,007 --> 00:05:00,542 you didn't tell me that there was a problem between you and E. 93 00:05:00,593 --> 00:05:03,378 Now, unless you handle that, there's not gonna be any deal 94 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:05,203 and I'm not gonna be able to represent you. 95 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:06,971 I've been trying to handle it all morning, 96 00:05:07,061 --> 00:05:09,570 but I can't get the pale prick on the phone. Maybe you can. 97 00:05:10,501 --> 00:05:13,164 I'm sure I can. That's what I do. I connect people. 98 00:05:18,571 --> 00:05:19,709 Give me one second. 99 00:05:21,564 --> 00:05:23,193 Lloyd! Snap out of it. 100 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,357 Did you call E? 101 00:05:24,978 --> 00:05:26,059 Call now. Forget the offer. 102 00:05:26,111 --> 00:05:28,438 Ask him if he and Vince will please come here immediately. 103 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:30,274 And tell him that I used the word "please". 104 00:05:31,024 --> 00:05:32,136 - But Ari? - Yes? 105 00:05:32,407 --> 00:05:33,571 Do you mind dialing? 106 00:05:33,649 --> 00:05:36,623 In my traumatized state this morning, I forgot to put in my contacts. 107 00:05:37,777 --> 00:05:38,915 Billy, I'll be right there. 108 00:05:38,992 --> 00:05:41,588 Why do you have to be so skeptical about everything? 109 00:05:41,821 --> 00:05:43,478 Only because I care about you, 110 00:05:43,581 --> 00:05:45,702 and I don't want to see your little hopes get dashed. 111 00:05:45,769 --> 00:05:47,746 You're just jealous 'cause you never cashed in 112 00:05:47,813 --> 00:05:49,919 on any of cousin Ronnie's windfalls in the past. 113 00:05:50,048 --> 00:05:51,833 My talent is my windfall. 114 00:05:51,906 --> 00:05:55,846 And you, sadly, and I mean no disrespect by this, don't have a talent. 115 00:05:55,975 --> 00:05:57,966 So, for you to take all your cash and to flush... 116 00:05:58,044 --> 00:05:59,816 My talent is knowing my limitations, 117 00:05:59,894 --> 00:06:01,937 which is why I'm only putting half my money in. 118 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,437 So don't sweat it. 119 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,413 This is the place. 120 00:06:05,787 --> 00:06:07,468 - This is where he's staying? - Yep. 121 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,560 Oh, yeah. He's rolling in it. 122 00:06:10,721 --> 00:06:11,989 Get out of the car, you punk! 123 00:06:13,838 --> 00:06:16,347 - You scared the hell out of me... - What's up? 124 00:06:16,649 --> 00:06:18,020 What, now that you're a big celeb, 125 00:06:18,072 --> 00:06:20,270 I'm sure this shit happens to you all the time, right? 126 00:06:20,632 --> 00:06:21,925 Congrats on the show. 127 00:06:22,106 --> 00:06:24,014 - You been watching? - I have. It's terrible. 128 00:06:24,231 --> 00:06:25,989 Eh, but I heard the networks pay big bucks, 129 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:27,464 so who gives a fuck, right? 130 00:06:27,829 --> 00:06:29,846 - Turtle, come here. Give me a hug! - How are you? 131 00:06:29,898 --> 00:06:31,139 - Good. - What's going on? 132 00:06:31,217 --> 00:06:32,742 Ah, you know, just wheelin' and deal'. 133 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:34,242 So, what do you got for us? 134 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:36,997 Let's go upstairs. I don't want to talk out here. 135 00:06:37,706 --> 00:06:39,206 Good to see you guys, man! 136 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,551 - Great to see you. - This your car, Ronnie? 137 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,425 Dick. 138 00:06:43,606 --> 00:06:46,063 I'm just saying, don't let Ari get to you. 139 00:06:46,175 --> 00:06:48,406 - Why would he get to me? - iI he yells at you, I mean. 140 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:50,208 All of the sudden I'm Mr. Sensitive? 141 00:06:50,841 --> 00:06:52,910 You have been getting in a lot of fights lately. 142 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:54,326 I won't let him get to me. 143 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:56,161 - You promise? - I promise. 144 00:06:56,767 --> 00:06:57,905 Motherfucker! 145 00:06:59,131 --> 00:07:00,916 - What the fuck is this? - I have no idea. 146 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,605 Just take it easy. He comes bringing peace. 147 00:07:03,644 --> 00:07:05,454 - I'm waving the white flag, suit. - Why? 148 00:07:05,554 --> 00:07:07,158 Because I was wrong and I'm sorry. 149 00:07:07,262 --> 00:07:09,047 You're admitting I didn't leak the trailer? 150 00:07:09,081 --> 00:07:11,512 - I am. - That's why he came here this morning. 151 00:07:11,615 --> 00:07:14,482 - He said you wouldn't call him back. - He sent an E-mail at 4:00 a.m. 152 00:07:14,558 --> 00:07:17,354 - threatening to kill me. - Then at 5:00 a.M., my editor 153 00:07:17,526 --> 00:07:20,008 called and told me that he got pissed at his girl last week 154 00:07:20,086 --> 00:07:23,370 and put a video of him giving her a facial on cumfiesta.com. 155 00:07:23,604 --> 00:07:25,802 She got back at him with my trailer, our trailer. 156 00:07:26,908 --> 00:07:29,514 - You're a real asshole, you know that? - I'm man enough to admit 157 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,005 - when I've been acting like one. - Admit the other thing. 158 00:07:32,943 --> 00:07:34,339 I love Lost in the clouds, Vin. 159 00:07:34,391 --> 00:07:37,365 I read that book four times. I could shoot the shit out of that thing. 160 00:07:37,886 --> 00:07:40,472 - We don't doubt that. - Okay now, so... 161 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:42,170 Are we gonna make this movie? 162 00:07:42,248 --> 00:07:44,663 Are we gonna go talk to Dana Gordon? What do you say, boys? 163 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,167 Come on, E! As much as we fight, 164 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:51,119 you know I think of you and Vinny as family. 165 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:54,291 Want to climb this mountain together? We'll kill it. 166 00:07:56,172 --> 00:07:57,206 Sure. 167 00:07:57,382 --> 00:07:58,934 Come here, you motherfucker. 168 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,613 Would you look at that? Love is in the air! 169 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,593 Is this beautiful or what, Lloyd? 170 00:08:03,804 --> 00:08:05,537 Come and join us in a group hug! 171 00:08:05,907 --> 00:08:07,588 Could be a while before you get some. 172 00:08:09,265 --> 00:08:11,339 Aw, come on! I was just teasing, Lloyd! 173 00:08:11,417 --> 00:08:13,525 It was a joke! I'll be right back. 174 00:08:18,779 --> 00:08:20,202 They don't fuck each other, do they? 175 00:08:20,328 --> 00:08:22,526 Come on, I was just trying to cheer you up! 176 00:08:22,681 --> 00:08:25,318 There is no cheering me up. My life is over. 177 00:08:25,473 --> 00:08:27,646 - It's not over! - Yes, it is. 178 00:08:27,801 --> 00:08:29,604 Without Tom, my life is empty. 179 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:31,341 An empty vase! 180 00:08:32,448 --> 00:08:34,980 - Why a vase? - Because Tom was a flower. 181 00:08:35,487 --> 00:08:37,661 He was, Ari! He was a rose, 182 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:41,509 a bright red rose in the massive oil spill of life. 183 00:08:41,690 --> 00:08:43,397 And without him, everything is just... 184 00:08:43,828 --> 00:08:44,915 Gooky! 185 00:08:45,044 --> 00:08:46,701 - Don't laugh at me! - I'm not laughing, 186 00:08:46,805 --> 00:08:49,287 - but "gooky" is funny. - I need to take a leave of absence. 187 00:08:49,443 --> 00:08:51,090 - No, you don't. - I do! I am... 188 00:08:51,919 --> 00:08:53,755 You're a rising star in this company. 189 00:08:53,896 --> 00:08:56,043 - No time for maternity leave. - Sorry, Ari. 190 00:08:56,146 --> 00:08:58,112 Lloyd, you're gonna set yourself back years! 191 00:08:58,637 --> 00:09:00,005 What will I do?! 192 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:04,792 50 grand, huh? 193 00:09:05,271 --> 00:09:08,104 And I'm letting you in on this because you're my blood and I love you. 194 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:09,889 and I can only raise 30 grand on my own 195 00:09:10,052 --> 00:09:12,610 'cause the IRS, those cocksuckers, froze my assets again. 196 00:09:12,687 --> 00:09:15,196 - And so you need 20 grand, then? - What are you, rain man? 197 00:09:15,325 --> 00:09:16,696 That's what I just told you. 198 00:09:17,192 --> 00:09:18,356 So'd you bring it, or what? 199 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,399 I got it. It's a check. It's good. 200 00:09:20,554 --> 00:09:21,666 There you go! 201 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:23,807 Last of my Saigon money. 202 00:09:23,844 --> 00:09:25,629 Just what is this investment already? 203 00:09:25,706 --> 00:09:29,083 - Baseball memorabilia. - Baseball memorabilia? 204 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,945 Not just any baseball memorabilia. 205 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:35,640 I'm talking about a Sandy Koufax game-used home jersey from '66. 206 00:09:35,829 --> 00:09:37,432 50 grand for a jersey?! 207 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:40,199 That ain't shit, Drama. It's gonna be worth twice as much as that. 208 00:09:40,284 --> 00:09:41,784 - At least. - How do you know? 209 00:09:41,894 --> 00:09:44,549 My father, the prick, is obsessed with Sandy. 210 00:09:45,203 --> 00:09:46,410 He bought a condo in st. Paul 211 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,530 'cause Sandy was living in the same development. 212 00:09:48,685 --> 00:09:50,417 - So? - So, my father, 213 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:51,948 the demented fuck that he is, 214 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,181 makes his tee time the same as Sandy's every wednesday. 215 00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:58,191 - So what, Ronnie? - So Sandy hasn't teed off in weeks. 216 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,232 Wait, I don't follow, why not? 217 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,471 Jesus christ, you guys are fuckin' slow, huh? 218 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,451 Sandy's finished. He's done. 219 00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:07,038 His place is a hospice. 220 00:10:07,238 --> 00:10:09,798 White coats coming and going for the last two weeks. 221 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,436 Just a matter of time. 222 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,117 Sandy Koufax is gonna die? 223 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,423 Jesus christ, that's terrible. 224 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:19,449 Yeah, indeed, it is. My father, he's been a wreck for weeks. 225 00:10:20,175 --> 00:10:21,882 But hey, we gotta make a buck, right? 226 00:10:23,281 --> 00:10:25,402 Could you imagine being able to buy a Picasso 227 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:28,817 a week before his demise? We can! 228 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,615 So you can pack the camera in the snow, 229 00:10:33,797 --> 00:10:37,187 have it pointing straight down the face of the cliff and then... 230 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,100 Vinny's beautiful mug pops out, 231 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:41,709 just those big blue eyes 232 00:10:42,084 --> 00:10:45,780 with the bright, white snow surrounding them. It'll be magical. 233 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,759 - Sounds like it. - What do you think, E? 234 00:10:47,888 --> 00:10:49,207 Sounds great. 235 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,500 Hi... Guys. I'm really sorry, 236 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,525 but I called Ari's office earlier this morning 237 00:10:55,582 --> 00:10:57,807 and asked if the meeting could be pushed back an hour. 238 00:10:57,884 --> 00:10:59,807 I'm sorry no one told you. I hope that's okay. 239 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:01,514 Actually, little lady, it ain't. 240 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,068 So would you please call Dana 241 00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:05,844 and tell her that I gotta be at the track at 4:15 242 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,844 so she better hustle on down here or I will be gone! 243 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,597 Is this how they run shit down at Ari's shop? 244 00:11:11,688 --> 00:11:13,110 Relax, I'm calling. 245 00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:17,731 Okay, I'm sorry. How do you spell that? is that, uh, 246 00:11:17,809 --> 00:11:19,955 m- u-r-f... 247 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,507 No no no, "p." 248 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,698 ...F-p-h-E-y. 249 00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:25,715 And you work with Vincent Chase? 250 00:11:25,997 --> 00:11:27,704 Look, just have him call E, okay? 251 00:11:28,294 --> 00:11:30,105 Who the fuck are you and what are you doing? 252 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:31,630 Hi, I'm... 253 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,226 Ari, what's going on? 254 00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:34,928 Sorry, I'm having an assistant meltdown. 255 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:36,603 Why aren't you in the meeting with Dana? 256 00:11:36,681 --> 00:11:38,646 Dana pushed the meeting, but no one told us. 257 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,942 Tell Eric the meeting was pushed back an hour. I just saw this! 258 00:11:42,123 --> 00:11:44,236 Listen, is there any way you can wait it out, buddy? 259 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,032 - Yeah, we're fine. - I'm not fine! 260 00:11:46,942 --> 00:11:49,232 - Although Walsh is really pissed. - Let me talk to him. 261 00:11:49,336 --> 00:11:50,525 Ari wants to talk to you. 262 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,396 Fuck Ari! Tell him I haven't signed those agency papers yet. 263 00:11:54,183 --> 00:11:55,192 I heard him. 264 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,983 - I'll talk to you later. - Later. Listen. 265 00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:58,198 Let me know how it goes. 266 00:11:59,314 --> 00:12:01,719 I need a fucking assistant! 267 00:12:02,706 --> 00:12:04,878 As I was saying, Mr. Gold, I'm Glen... 268 00:12:05,426 --> 00:12:07,560 Glen Holden. I'm gonna come off Eric Siegel's desk... 269 00:12:07,612 --> 00:12:08,775 How do I know you? 270 00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:10,689 You fired me from the mailroom two years ago, 271 00:12:10,766 --> 00:12:12,931 but you realized you were wrong, so you hired me back. 272 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,433 No, I can get the job done. Just tell me what you like. 273 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,820 No, I don't tell you what I like. 274 00:12:16,872 --> 00:12:19,044 My old assistant is supposed to tell you what I like. 275 00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:21,139 And then he is supposed to seamlessly train you 276 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:22,914 so that the only change in my life 277 00:12:23,095 --> 00:12:25,397 comes when I have to write out a christmas bonus check. 278 00:12:25,474 --> 00:12:26,845 Okay, Mr. Gold, please look it. 279 00:12:26,923 --> 00:12:28,526 - I'm just gonna... - Get out of here. 280 00:12:28,604 --> 00:12:31,300 - Where do you want me to go? - Anywhere but here or I'll kill you. 281 00:12:31,326 --> 00:12:32,903 Do you want me to get you someone else? 282 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:35,105 No, I only want Lloyd and I will get him myself! 283 00:12:38,155 --> 00:12:39,707 Stop looking at me like that. 284 00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:42,117 We were never guys who were about money. 285 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,376 We were always guys who were about integrity. 286 00:12:44,686 --> 00:12:46,419 Is that what got you to do that commercial 287 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:49,034 where you and your wife had a bad case of the runs at the opera? 288 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,530 That was a national spot. 289 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,682 And I got a chance to show a lot of range. 290 00:12:53,256 --> 00:12:55,594 All right, look, I don't feel great about this either. 291 00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:58,037 But if we don't buy it, somebody else will. 292 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,011 Besides, I can't let Ronnie down. 293 00:13:01,088 --> 00:13:04,114 You know how many times he gave my mother money when my father wouldn't? 294 00:13:04,347 --> 00:13:05,987 If I don't do it, he won't be able to. 295 00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:08,599 So, if you still want in for half, you got it. 296 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,446 It's blood money. So, never. Never never. 297 00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:14,602 Let's go make a bundle, huh? 298 00:13:15,978 --> 00:13:17,452 Come on, let's go, let's go. 299 00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:20,098 - Why does this guy look so morbid? - He always looks morbid. 300 00:13:20,562 --> 00:13:22,023 ... Game-worn jersey! 301 00:13:22,191 --> 00:13:25,497 Bidding starts at $1,000. Do I hear $1,500? 302 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,575 $1,500! Do I hear $2,000? $2,000 in the back! 303 00:13:29,861 --> 00:13:31,930 I am so sorry about the mix-up. 304 00:13:32,099 --> 00:13:33,935 Hey, we got nothing better to do, right? 305 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,748 How are you guys? 306 00:13:37,007 --> 00:13:39,496 It's great to see you. Why don't you come on in my office? 307 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,643 So, we are hoping to go into production in 12 weeks. 308 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:50,895 And we've got a preliminary budget estimate of $55 million. 309 00:13:50,999 --> 00:13:54,379 55, well that is obviously ridiculous. 310 00:13:54,818 --> 00:13:56,810 Is it? There's not even a script yet. 311 00:13:56,887 --> 00:13:58,847 Well, I'd be writing the script, right? 312 00:13:58,898 --> 00:14:00,605 And I know this book inside out. 313 00:14:00,683 --> 00:14:02,933 And as big as it is, I want to visualize it bigger. 314 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,877 I want the blizzard to make the... The desert 315 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,774 in "lawrence of arabia" look like a fucking sandbox. 316 00:14:08,979 --> 00:14:10,970 And I won't speak for anybody else in this room, 317 00:14:11,074 --> 00:14:13,608 but for me, after what I just pulled off on Medellin 318 00:14:13,712 --> 00:14:15,940 with no budget, I'd rather wait 319 00:14:16,587 --> 00:14:19,949 to collect my gold statue and have dollars start flying at me 320 00:14:20,005 --> 00:14:22,462 than get involved in an underfinanced project again. 321 00:14:22,617 --> 00:14:24,906 So you think you're gonna win an oscar for Medellin? 322 00:14:24,984 --> 00:14:26,794 I'd bet my left pinkie that me and Vince 323 00:14:26,872 --> 00:14:29,484 are both gonna get one, and E might even be lucky enough 324 00:14:29,561 --> 00:14:31,832 to ride our coattails right onto that stage. 325 00:14:32,673 --> 00:14:34,225 You mind if I use your private shitter? 326 00:14:34,277 --> 00:14:37,173 I just gotta piss, but the one in the hallway stank like a refugee boat. 327 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,755 Sure, go ahead. 328 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,745 He's quite a character. 329 00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:42,435 He's all bluster. 330 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,432 But he knows exactly what he's doing. 331 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,327 Well, it's kinda weird. 332 00:14:46,841 --> 00:14:48,419 I mean, he's foul and grotesque, 333 00:14:48,761 --> 00:14:50,287 conceited and abhorrent. 334 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,717 But I kinda like him. 335 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,871 Livin' large, Lloyd. Looks like I'm paying you too much. 336 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,894 I have family money. And it hasn't affected my work ethic at all, 337 00:15:27,972 --> 00:15:30,661 - so don't make fun of me. - I'm not making fun of you. 338 00:15:30,713 --> 00:15:32,467 I'm here because I need you back. 339 00:15:33,908 --> 00:15:37,602 Listen, the best way to get over a breakup 340 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,075 is a distraction, and the best distraction is work. 341 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,247 Work is the reason we broke up. 342 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:46,018 Tom hated that I was never home, he hated my hours. 343 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,955 Work ripped us apart. 344 00:15:48,203 --> 00:15:50,557 Work ruined everything, Ari! 345 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:54,819 I will come back to you when Tom comes back to me! 346 00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,131 Okay? Goodbye! 347 00:16:06,892 --> 00:16:08,237 I just wanna do the paddle. 348 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,409 Oh ho, no. you're not in. 349 00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:12,166 So I'm raising the paddle. 350 00:16:12,954 --> 00:16:14,557 You're a real dick, you know that? 351 00:16:14,887 --> 00:16:17,395 And now, for our featured auction item of the day: 352 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:22,091 lot 235... a 1966 Sandy Koufax 353 00:16:22,392 --> 00:16:23,841 home flannel jersey. 354 00:16:27,642 --> 00:16:29,763 - Where the hell's Ronnie? - Here he is, move over. 355 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,620 Shows nice game use, 356 00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:33,068 no alterations of any kind. 357 00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:35,137 It's from Sandy's third cy young season. 358 00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:37,626 - Where the hell you been? - On the phone with my father. 359 00:16:37,646 --> 00:16:39,769 My brother ratted me out, told him what I was doing. 360 00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:41,941 - How'd he take it? - He's heartbroken, the prick. 361 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,245 Yeah, I'm with him. 362 00:16:43,297 --> 00:16:45,780 You could still get out, Ronnie, save your soul. 363 00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:49,669 As many of you know, Sandy was supposed to be here to sign some autographs, 364 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,557 but sadly, he was unable to make the trip. 365 00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:55,410 Anyway, let the bidding begin at $20,000. 366 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,272 - I have $20,000... - Fuck it, I'm in,. 367 00:16:57,464 --> 00:16:58,679 - Do I have 21? - Really? 368 00:16:58,757 --> 00:17:01,239 - Since the news is official. - Do I hear 22? 369 00:17:01,343 --> 00:17:03,619 22. Do I have 24? 370 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,302 24. Do I have 25? 25? 371 00:17:06,909 --> 00:17:08,046 25! 372 00:17:08,668 --> 00:17:11,434 Do we have 28? 28! Do we have 31? 373 00:17:12,321 --> 00:17:13,329 31! 374 00:17:13,381 --> 00:17:14,984 31. Do I hear 35? 375 00:17:15,062 --> 00:17:17,933 Give me $35,000! $35,000! 376 00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:20,597 Give me 40! Give me $40,000! 377 00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:21,962 - Do we have 40? - 40. 378 00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:24,911 - 40! Do we have $42,000? - I'm sorry, I can't do this. 379 00:17:25,023 --> 00:17:26,187 Why why why? 380 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:28,779 I can't do this to my father. I can't do this to Sandy. 381 00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:30,608 - I got $43,000! - I'm sorry! 382 00:17:33,865 --> 00:17:35,443 What the fuck we supposed to do now? 383 00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:37,693 Don't worry about it. I'll cover his share. 384 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:41,103 - 45! - $45,000 right there! Do I have 48? 385 00:17:41,164 --> 00:17:44,029 Billy, are you sure you can have a shootable script done in six weeks? 386 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:46,198 No doubt. I came up with the first act 387 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,085 while I was stinking up the skirt's bathroom. 388 00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:49,585 Just promise me you won't take a job 389 00:17:49,663 --> 00:17:51,137 - that could interfere. - I promise. 390 00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:52,521 Beautiful. 391 00:17:53,737 --> 00:17:56,194 - Billy, nice car! - Yeah, it's my girl's father's. 392 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,110 You're not the only one mooching luxury items 393 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,062 off somebody, suit! Later! 394 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,647 Late! 395 00:18:03,961 --> 00:18:05,125 What's up? 396 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:07,001 You haven't said a word in like half an hour. 397 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,199 How could I say a word? He doesn't shut the fuck up. 398 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,930 - You know he likes to talk. - I can't do this, Vince. 399 00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:13,818 - Do what? - This movie, not with him. 400 00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:15,824 You got the apology. What more do you want? 401 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,815 I want to get along with the people I work with. 402 00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:20,308 Life's too short to spend another year being fucking abused 403 00:18:20,385 --> 00:18:22,739 - and you should respect that. - I respect it, I do. 404 00:18:23,558 --> 00:18:25,058 But what now? 405 00:18:31,881 --> 00:18:32,889 Excuse me, hey. 406 00:18:32,966 --> 00:18:34,544 I'm wondering if you know where Tom is? 407 00:18:34,829 --> 00:18:35,941 I am tom. 408 00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:37,572 - You're Tom? - Yes. 409 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:41,284 - Lloyd's Tom? - I used to be. 410 00:18:41,737 --> 00:18:43,081 - Who are you? - I don't get it. 411 00:18:43,159 --> 00:18:45,099 You're a good looking guy. You can get girls. 412 00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:47,337 - How'd you know? - Well, it's just a sketch, 413 00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:49,846 but Lloyd uses your face as a dartboard. 414 00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:52,044 - Really? - He's a really good artist. 415 00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:54,938 Can I talk to you for a second? 416 00:18:55,131 --> 00:18:56,242 Yeah, over here. 417 00:18:56,373 --> 00:18:58,286 Look, I'm already on finish line probation, 418 00:18:58,364 --> 00:18:59,864 so I gotta make myself look busy. 419 00:18:59,942 --> 00:19:01,597 What are you, seven and a half, eight? 420 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,919 - 11, tom? - Really? 421 00:19:05,295 --> 00:19:08,747 - So, did he send you down here? - No, I came down here on my own. 422 00:19:08,824 --> 00:19:11,618 I heard a lot about your problems with Lloyd... That he's never home, 423 00:19:11,747 --> 00:19:13,339 that he's too career-oriented. 424 00:19:13,468 --> 00:19:15,675 - You gonna tell me he's not? - No no. He is, he is. 425 00:19:15,753 --> 00:19:17,511 But let me ask you something though, man: 426 00:19:17,641 --> 00:19:20,814 do you want a guy who's gonna provide a great home for you, 427 00:19:20,891 --> 00:19:23,891 or some cooz who's on the couch every day watching Oprah at 4:00? 428 00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:25,467 Oprah's on at 3:00, Ari. 429 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,502 And, look... Yeah, I do hate Lloyd's hours. Take a seat. 430 00:19:29,786 --> 00:19:31,678 But, you know, I'm a guy. 431 00:19:31,807 --> 00:19:33,307 I understand career goals. 432 00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:36,105 So, what's the problem? 433 00:19:36,182 --> 00:19:38,665 The problem is he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. 434 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,795 - He cheated on me. - No... Lloyd cheated on you? 435 00:19:42,873 --> 00:19:44,864 No, he didn't, he would never... Are you serious? 436 00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,493 Yeah, it's true. I caught him. 437 00:19:46,855 --> 00:19:48,297 In the act? Like, he was... 438 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,004 No, I didn't catch him in the act, 439 00:19:50,082 --> 00:19:52,383 but, you know, I was suspicious Friday night. 440 00:19:52,461 --> 00:19:54,021 He said he was going down to the Abbey. 441 00:19:54,124 --> 00:19:56,090 I parked my car out front. He never showed. 442 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:58,362 Never. I confronted him and, you know, 443 00:19:58,439 --> 00:20:01,015 he said that he didn't want to be interrogated like that. 444 00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:03,550 Lloyd... Lloyd was with me Friday night. 445 00:20:04,105 --> 00:20:05,579 - He was with you? - Yes. 446 00:20:05,683 --> 00:20:07,822 At "the Bourne Ultimatum" premiere. 447 00:20:07,977 --> 00:20:10,046 - Until like 2:00 a.m.! - That is bullshit! 448 00:20:10,123 --> 00:20:11,416 No no no! You know what? 449 00:20:11,468 --> 00:20:14,504 I think I even have a picture of it in my phone. 450 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,612 - Why wouldn't he tell me that? - He told me 451 00:20:16,742 --> 00:20:19,328 that if he told you that he was working on another friday night, 452 00:20:19,457 --> 00:20:21,874 that you would tell him that it was over. 453 00:20:22,443 --> 00:20:23,788 You tell him that? 454 00:20:23,994 --> 00:20:26,666 Oh my gosh! I mean... Maybe I did... 455 00:20:26,795 --> 00:20:28,295 You did. You did. 456 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:31,250 Lloyd is the best guy I know. He would never cheat on you. 457 00:20:32,596 --> 00:20:34,173 Oh, man. I feel awful. 458 00:20:34,973 --> 00:20:36,861 - You cheated on Tom?! - What? 459 00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:38,878 You little fuckin' slut, Lloyd! 460 00:20:38,956 --> 00:20:40,546 I don't know what you're talking about. 461 00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:41,910 I just saw Tom. 462 00:20:43,002 --> 00:20:44,786 - He came to the office? - I went to his. 463 00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:46,493 He told me what you did. 464 00:20:48,756 --> 00:20:51,637 I couldn't help it, Ari! It's been all the pressure. 465 00:20:51,948 --> 00:20:54,172 And I met this cute barista at the coffee bean 466 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,037 who I never thought would like me. But he did like me, he did. 467 00:20:57,185 --> 00:20:59,745 It was a one-time thing. I go to Starbucks now. 468 00:20:59,886 --> 00:21:01,696 But I ruined everything. 469 00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:04,476 No, you didn't ruin everything, 'cause I saved it. 470 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,147 Saved it? What do you mean? 471 00:21:06,276 --> 00:21:09,140 You were with me Friday night at The Bourne Ultimatum premiere. 472 00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:10,263 I was? 473 00:21:10,316 --> 00:21:12,661 Get your ass back to the office within the hour 474 00:21:12,713 --> 00:21:14,213 and I will stick to that story. 475 00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:15,480 Let me tell you something: 476 00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:17,621 I love a liar, but I hate a cheater. 477 00:21:17,931 --> 00:21:19,001 - See ya! - Wait! 478 00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:21,000 I can't believe you did this for me. 479 00:21:21,026 --> 00:21:22,486 I like you. What can I say? 480 00:21:22,563 --> 00:21:24,554 Say you'll let me take you and the wife to dinner 481 00:21:24,606 --> 00:21:27,004 - with tom, a couples dinner. - I don't like you that much. 482 00:21:27,029 --> 00:21:28,555 Get your ass back to the office 483 00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:31,121 and get that fuckin' dartboard down off your wall! 484 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,687 $62,000. This was supposed to go for no more than 50. 485 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,101 What's the difference? It'll cut into our profit margin a bit is all. 486 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,068 Ah, the Koufax bidders. 487 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:46,077 - That's us. - You guys big fans? 488 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,150 - Oh, die-hards. - We're New Yorkers. 489 00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:50,478 Sandy would've been really pleased to meet you guys. 490 00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:52,133 Such a shame he couldn't get out here. 491 00:21:52,262 --> 00:21:53,839 Yeah, it would've been a great thrill. 492 00:21:53,942 --> 00:21:56,348 Sad, really. Hasn't left his house in a month. 493 00:21:56,972 --> 00:21:58,524 Oh, no. Is everything okay? 494 00:21:58,649 --> 00:22:00,925 We'd be devastated if something happened to Sandy. 495 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,235 Sandy's as well as can be expected. 496 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,071 His dog's been sick for months. 497 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,782 He did everything he could, but he finally succumbed. 498 00:22:07,955 --> 00:22:09,093 His dog? 499 00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:11,457 His beloved giant schnauzer, pee wee. 500 00:22:11,949 --> 00:22:14,018 Made it to 19. That's pretty good for a dog. 501 00:22:14,643 --> 00:22:16,198 But you know what? Next month, 502 00:22:16,690 --> 00:22:18,863 Sandy's gonna be out here for the celebrity pro-am. 503 00:22:18,991 --> 00:22:21,060 He's favored as usual... healthy as a clam. 504 00:22:21,436 --> 00:22:23,039 Maybe you guys can catch him then. 505 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,133 Maybe. 506 00:22:28,088 --> 00:22:29,847 I'm gonna kill your cousin. 507 00:22:31,537 --> 00:22:32,701 Kill him. 508 00:22:36,156 --> 00:22:38,132 Tom, you know I saw and loved Dreamgirls 509 00:22:38,209 --> 00:22:41,365 when it was in the theater, but I will gladly watch it again with you tonight. 510 00:22:42,313 --> 00:22:43,658 I saw it with my mother. 511 00:22:45,491 --> 00:22:47,728 - Just tell us what our options are. - Well, let's see. 512 00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:49,547 We can all drink poison gatorade 513 00:22:49,624 --> 00:22:51,771 and hope that the next life is better than this one. 514 00:22:51,874 --> 00:22:53,348 Come on, E. You drink first. 515 00:22:54,079 --> 00:22:56,872 Vince, you really want to throw away a go movie? 516 00:22:58,192 --> 00:23:00,390 E, it's your job to help him 517 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:03,094 to get the movies that he wants, not to fuck them up! 518 00:23:03,171 --> 00:23:05,499 You know he's helped me get everything I've ever wanted. 519 00:23:05,577 --> 00:23:08,798 Come on, all right. So, you don't like it when people talk down to you. 520 00:23:08,901 --> 00:23:10,427 People talk down to me every day. 521 00:23:10,505 --> 00:23:12,697 If I let go of all my clients that talk down to me, 522 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,352 he'd be the only one I had left. 523 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:17,673 I mean, Jesus, man, after all he's done for you, 524 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,767 swallow your pride and take one for the team. 525 00:23:21,357 --> 00:23:24,269 - Tell him that you wanna do this movie. - He knows I wanna do the movie. 526 00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:25,642 And he knows that I don't. 527 00:23:25,797 --> 00:23:27,329 Look, I shouldn't be producing anyway. 528 00:23:27,432 --> 00:23:29,318 You wanna do this movie? I'll sit this one out. 529 00:23:29,421 --> 00:23:30,547 Here comes the Irish guilt. 530 00:23:30,624 --> 00:23:32,070 There's no guilt. The truth is, 531 00:23:32,173 --> 00:23:33,971 I don't like standing around on sets anyway. 532 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,337 That's not why I came out here. 533 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,768 I'll go back to managing and find the next project. 534 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,423 Boom! Problem solved. 535 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,152 He goes back to being a manager, 536 00:23:41,354 --> 00:23:43,338 I get him paid as a producer anyway. 537 00:23:43,934 --> 00:23:45,667 Lottery strikes again for you, E. 538 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:46,942 Are you sure about this? 539 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:48,973 And as your manager, I'm sure of something else. 540 00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:51,267 - Oh, yeah? What? - You shouldn't be doing this movie, 541 00:23:51,319 --> 00:23:52,864 - not with Billy. - Jesus, fuck. 542 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:55,442 And it's not my pride. It's because I think Walsh has peaked. 543 00:23:55,494 --> 00:23:57,356 And I think his best days are behind him. 544 00:23:57,973 --> 00:23:59,371 And I think he fucked up Medellin. 545 00:23:59,422 --> 00:24:01,429 - You know I don't agree with you. - Nor do I. 546 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,834 - You haven't seen it. - I'm against you either way. 547 00:24:05,078 --> 00:24:07,457 - It's your choice, Vince. - It is your choice. 548 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,922 It's your life. He's just a passenger lucky to have a seat. 549 00:24:12,794 --> 00:24:14,010 I'm gonna do the movie. 550 00:24:14,698 --> 00:24:18,189 There you go! I'll have a $2 million advance check 551 00:24:18,396 --> 00:24:20,931 cut for you today! How horrible! 552 00:24:22,005 --> 00:24:24,792 Bring in some bubbly! We're doing a little celebrating. 553 00:24:26,163 --> 00:24:28,710 - Are you sure about this? - Yeah. I just wanted to be heard. 554 00:24:29,264 --> 00:24:31,138 - Well, you weew. - Yeah, I guess I was.