1 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,211 Am I nuts or would a hoodie make me look 10 years younger? 2 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,243 - 10 years younger than him maybe. - Blow me, E. 3 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:29,653 I don't know what you're so nervous about, Johnny. 4 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:31,122 You're just going back to work. 5 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,920 Guys at work think I'm old, bro. 6 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,189 They treat me old, and the writers write me old. 7 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,059 This season I'm aging down. 8 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,793 I'm gonna get me a storyline with someone around 19. 9 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,529 - He'll play your boy toy. - Would you look at this beast? 10 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,037 Looks just like the one I got at the Army/Navy in the sixth grade. 11 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:46,936 Yeah, only about two grand more. 12 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:49,066 Two grand just to hang with the cool kids, huh? 13 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,078 Great, Johnny, you know what? It's on me. 14 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,012 You come into some money, bro? 15 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:56,538 - No, we got into Cannes. - It's film festival, not a job, Vince. 16 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:58,847 Jobs are coming, E. I can feel it. 17 00:01:58,885 --> 00:02:01,581 Here's my Barneys card. Knock yourself out. 18 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,680 - I'll take it off my tab, bro. - Sweet. 19 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:05,748 We got Walsh upstairs in five. We'll see you guys later. 20 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,225 - Later. - Have fun, boys. 21 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:09,125 All right, you buying that or what, pretty woman? 22 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:12,962 Not now, Turtle. Check out that hat. 23 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:14,694 - What about it? - It's awesome. 24 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:17,066 The potheads at work will freak. 25 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,970 Potheads? You're aging yourself up with that phrase, Drama. 26 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:22,236 Yo, pretty dope lid you're sporting there, hombre. 27 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,106 Where'd you get it? 28 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,635 So maybe we should start thinking about a new house. 29 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:28,647 Yeah, maybe we should start thinking about a new job. 30 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:30,706 I told you, E, jobs are coming. 31 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,150 - God, you're so negative. - Hey! 32 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:36,155 - Hey, Snoop, what up? - Nothing like you got going on. 33 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:37,884 - What's up, Snoop? - What's up, E? 34 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:40,620 See you all got that "Medellin" into Cannes or is it Cannes? 35 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:41,957 - It's Cannes. - It's Cannes. 36 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,656 - Really? - Yeah. 37 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:45,994 - Either way, man, congratulations. - Thanks. 38 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:48,728 And I seen the trailer. Whoo! That motherfucker's off the hook. 39 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:50,360 - Trailer? - Where? 40 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:51,529 On YouTube this morning. 41 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:53,630 Y'all make "Blow" look like "Romper Room." 42 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,334 Thanks. 43 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,967 Success and nothing less, man. 44 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,478 - All right, we'll see you next time. - Peace. 45 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:00,911 Somebody leaked the trailer? 46 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:04,439 - Walsh should be happy. - I think he already isn't. 47 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,611 Hey, what's up, Billy? 48 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:09,121 Nothing good. Somebody put the trailer on the net. 49 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:11,783 - Yeah, I know. We just heard. - Yeah, any idea who? 50 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:14,384 Just one. 51 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:15,985 What, are you kidding me? 52 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,327 - I only gave it to you. - Yeah, and it's at my house. 53 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,730 Yeah, and now it's all over the fucking internet, 54 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:23,861 - you rat cocksucker. - Listen, E would never do that. 55 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:25,768 Vince, he hated the movie. He was wrong. 56 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:28,035 Now he's trying to sabotage it no matter what it does to you. 57 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,167 - Fuck you. - No, fuck you. 58 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,075 You suck at your job. You got a Napoleonic complex, 59 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:34,079 and I'm gonna fuck your mother if I ever meet her. 60 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:35,808 - Get your finger out of my face. - Or what? 61 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:37,748 - It's gonna end up up your ass. - Why don't you admit 62 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:40,252 that you're a traitorous pussy and you like to suck cock? 63 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:42,254 Hey hey hey! 64 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:50,160 Are you sure the kid said 7263 Melrose? 65 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:52,130 Yeah, right next to Albano's. 66 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:55,225 This don't look like a clothing store. 67 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,027 Look again. 68 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,605 You smell that? 69 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:04,201 Yeah, Albano's. We'll get a slice of pepperoni after. 70 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,508 I'm not talking about pizza. 71 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,446 That's some fine herb. 72 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:10,472 Yeah, what is this place? 73 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:15,143 Heaven maybe. 74 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,884 - Can I help you fellas? - Yes, I believe you can. 75 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:23,726 I would like to purchase one black California homegrown trucker hat, 76 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,788 similar to the one on that fella over there. 77 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:27,663 Sure, chief, soon as I see your card. 78 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,895 Card, what card? 79 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,927 The card that says you're allowed in. 80 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:36,399 Why wouldn't I be allowed in? 81 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:39,502 I hope there are no discriminatory practices going on here, because-- 82 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:41,479 Is this a medical marijuana facility? 83 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:44,483 Uh-huh, and no card, no service. 84 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:46,781 Wow. Yo, something about getting my weed legally 85 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:49,344 just never seemed right, but this looks okay. 86 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:50,447 It is okay. 87 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,458 Look, I don't want any weed. I just want the hat. 88 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:56,326 Well, you can't get that hat, not without a card. Sorry. 89 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:58,330 Come on, Drama, it's just a hat. 90 00:04:58,364 --> 00:04:59,695 It's not just a hat, Turtle. 91 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:01,927 It's the key to me landing the cover of "Tiger Beat." 92 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,799 Where do I get one of these cards? 93 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:06,066 You need a doctor's prescription. 94 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:08,073 Yeah, that's great, just great. 95 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:10,041 - Let's go, Drama. - Where to? 96 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:12,340 Get you checked out. I know a guy, come on. 97 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,910 Hey, E, you're not gonna take Ari down too, are you? 98 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:19,281 That's funny, Vince, but this kid's had it coming for a long time. 99 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,287 But in the middle of Barneys? 100 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,312 You're right. I should have done it a month ago on set 101 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,449 - and saved myself the ulcer. - You're lucky you didn't get arrested. 102 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,186 He's lucky that busboy was there to pull me off. 103 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:28,955 I would have fuckin' killed him. Hey, Lloyd. 104 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,895 Ooh, somebody's got a sexy tear in their shirt. 105 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,864 Oh, man, I just bought this. 106 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:35,265 No need to get upset. If you take it off I could sew it 107 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:37,201 good as new in a mere moment. 108 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:39,727 Save your homoerotic slave labor for me, Lloyd. 109 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:42,002 E, don't take your shirt off. I don't want anyone going blind 110 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:44,839 from the reflection off your translucent boy chest. 111 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:46,970 Don't start with E, Ari. He's very aggressive today. 112 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,503 Ooh, that's scary. 113 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:50,573 So my services are not required? 114 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:52,777 - Thanks anyway. - Let's do this. 115 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:54,286 Did you hear about the trailer? 116 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,719 That's all I've been hearing about. 117 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:57,916 Lloyd, how many calls have we gotten already about Vince? 118 00:05:57,957 --> 00:05:59,481 A baker's dozen, at least. 119 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,516 Including Jeff Katzenberg, who called and said 120 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:03,495 it was like when he saw the "Ray" trailer 121 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,497 and knew that Jamie Foxx was gonna get an Oscar nom. 122 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:08,227 - So this is good news? - No, this is not good news. 123 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:11,532 Good news is when the wife agrees to eat box for your birthday. 124 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:14,540 - This is great news! - I told you things 125 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,235 - were gonna start turning. - They are turning fast. 126 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:18,675 Every studio in town wants to take a meeting. 127 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,702 But I only wanna take one meeting with one studio, 128 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:23,477 - if you guys are still onboard. - Still onboard with what? 129 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:26,246 Well, even though I pretty much find E useless, 130 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:29,413 - he did slip me this one year ago. - Wow, you remembered this, Ari. 131 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:30,752 Don't get all misty on me, E. 132 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:34,055 "Lost in the Clouds," about the hiker up Mount Annapurna. 133 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:36,721 - I love that story. - It is on a fast track. Good eye, E. 134 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:39,630 Guess who's in control of this one-- Dana Gordon. 135 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:42,361 Dana Gordon? She hates you, doesn't she? 136 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,597 - Only until she loves me again. - You got her fired, Ari. 137 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,867 Yes, I did, but now she's got a new bigger job. 138 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,466 It would have taken her years without a good goddamn kick in the ass. 139 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:53,468 Plus, I got pictures, slides actually, of her 140 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:56,243 begging me. You know what I'm saying? So here's the deal. 141 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:58,250 Now I am ready 142 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:01,219 to clear my calendar and focus on one mission 143 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,722 if you choose to accept. Do you choose? 144 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,224 - Absolutely. - Get us a payday, Ari. 145 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,591 Choose some clothes other than the ones from the Salvation Army, E. 146 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:11,222 - This is Ralph Lauren, Ari. - One more thing-- 147 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,256 my boy Elvis Mitchell, former superstar critic of the "New York Times," 148 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,427 is in town doing a piece for "lnterview" magazine 149 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:19,165 about the brains behind "Medellin"-- and you too, E. 150 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,070 - Really? - Nice. 151 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,836 Gotta keep that momentum pushing. 152 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:24,467 Can you do early drinks at the Beverly Wilshire? 153 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:27,570 - Sure. - And call Walsh. 154 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,240 No problem. 155 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:32,249 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 156 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,880 - I gotta use my real name? - You want the card? 157 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:37,890 I wanna improve my image, Turtle, 158 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:39,357 not end up as an "Us Weekly" headline. 159 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:42,122 You should be so lucky, and this is not headline material. 160 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:44,061 This is perfectly legal. 161 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:46,496 All you have to do is convince them that there's something wrong with you. 162 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:50,024 But there's not. I'm the picture of health. 163 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:53,402 Hey, kid, what are you claiming? 164 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:56,306 Nerve damage from a skateboarding accident. 165 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:58,833 Huh... and you? 166 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:02,507 Same, but from a car accident. 167 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:05,415 How about you on a motorcycle accident? 168 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:08,249 - And I have nerve damage? - Sure, why not? 169 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:11,154 Because I'm too physically fit to have nerve damage, Turtle. 170 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:13,454 - Look at these pipes. - Oh, God. 171 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,120 - Johnny Chase. - Right here. 172 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,129 Follow me. 173 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,063 What are you gonna go with? 174 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:21,623 My improv skills. 175 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,498 You have Legionnaires' disease? 176 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:25,003 That's right. 177 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:27,062 Legionnaires' disease is a chronic lung disorder. 178 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:29,131 I know. It's terrible. 179 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,508 Mr. Chase, I don't think smoking marijuana 180 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:36,072 is the right treatment for a chronic lung disease, do you? 181 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:39,846 Well, you're the doc. 182 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:43,413 Typically, medical marijuana is used to treat nausea 183 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,516 - as related to cancer. - I don't have cancer. 184 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,857 - Crohn's disease? - What's that? 185 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:52,831 Intestinal problems, extreme bouts of diarrhea? 186 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,355 Thank you, no. 187 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,233 - AlDS? - Tested biweekly. No no. 188 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:00,535 I think we're at a stalemate here. 189 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:03,064 Hey, Doc, can I be honest with you? 190 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:04,667 I don't want any pot. 191 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,837 I just want the hat that they sell at the place. 192 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,244 That's all. Just a hat. 193 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,340 Well, could I be honest with you? 194 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,580 I can't give you a card unless you give me a legitimate reason to. 195 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:16,918 So will you give me one? 196 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:19,948 - Can I go back to Crohn's disease? - You already said no. 197 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:22,825 - What else is there? - Well, you can't think of anything? 198 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,888 No, I'm usually so good on my feet. Fuck, I need that hat. 199 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,958 Why? What is so important about this hat? 200 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:31,561 Doc, in my line of work, you gotta do everything you can 201 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:35,335 to look young. And since I dare not stick a Botox needle 202 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:38,741 in my face for fear of losing my comic expressiveness, 203 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,042 this hat is all I got. 204 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,811 You seem like an anxious person. Is this a fair assessment? 205 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,647 - Well... - Do you feel nervous 206 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,654 for no apparent reason? 207 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:51,486 - Sometimes. - Hyperventilating? 208 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,287 I do have a history of panic attacks. 209 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,385 - Beautiful. - I think it's hereditary. 210 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,759 Well, go get yourself a hat. 211 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:59,230 And do yourself a favor-- while you're there, 212 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,894 pick up some nice chill weed and smoke just a little. 213 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:06,666 I think you're gonna find your life just a tad more manageable. 214 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,537 Trust me. 215 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:14,077 - Thank you, Doc. - You're welcome. 216 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,877 There is no fucking way I'm apologizing to that jerkoff, Vince. 217 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,781 - Forget it. - I'm not asking you to apologize, 218 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,581 - but you have to talk to him. - Why? 219 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,180 Why? Because he's our director and we have a movie to finish. 220 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,281 I can finish the movie without saying dick to him. 221 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:28,816 - He doesn't listen to me anyway. - And what about tonight? 222 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:30,419 You go. Elvis Mitchell doesn't care about me. 223 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,193 E, the guy's trying to write a story about three guys from New York 224 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,928 who made a movie, not two. You understand? 225 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,560 All right, fine, I'll go. But you better tell Walsh 226 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,662 not to fucking antagonize me or it's gonna get ugly. 227 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:40,694 - All right. - I'm serious. 228 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,207 Okay. 229 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,745 - She in? - No, you cannot go in there, Mr. Gold. 230 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,680 How is the most fuckable president of production in town? 231 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,012 Ari, get the fuck out. 232 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:54,542 I brought Cristal and Sprinkles cupcakes. Your favorite. 233 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,555 Or is it mine? What's the difference? 234 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,853 We used to eat everything off each other anyway. 235 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,950 I have to call you back. 236 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,893 What do you want, Ari? 237 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,361 Have you seen Vince's trailer? 238 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,831 - I have. It's good. - Oh, please. 239 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:10,302 It's fucking great. Gonna be downloaded more times than Britney's beaver shot. 240 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,770 - Point? - Point is I just left him. 241 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:14,670 He loves "Lost in the Clouds" enough 242 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,073 to let you scoop him up before every studio in town begs 243 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:19,805 for his services. I'm telling you, Dana, 244 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,905 buy him today for half of what you pay for him tomorrow. 245 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:24,677 I can't. 246 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:27,584 Dana, do not hold our personal problems against Vince. 247 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,646 Ari, Vince would be great for this, but Curtis Hanson is directing. 248 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,625 - Vince loves Curtis. - And we already have an offer 249 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,854 - out to someone. I hope to close today. - Motherfucker. 250 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,363 - Who? - Heath Ledger. 251 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:43,194 Sorry, Ari. 252 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,328 But this is good. 253 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,534 Lay off the icing, Dana. Looks like your hips could use a breather. 254 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,338 Lloyd, I need information on Heath Ledger. 255 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,908 44-inch chest, Aries, 256 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:01,579 and he loves rainy days and black-and-white movies. 257 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,612 Who represents him, Lloyd? 258 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,785 Josh Weinstein. 259 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,795 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 260 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,627 Sorry, Ari, that was a reflex. 261 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,792 This is gonna be easier than I thought. 262 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,358 - What is? - You have any queen spies 263 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,460 at the Weinstein office? 264 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,131 I have spies at every office, Ari. Doctors, lawyers-- 265 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,538 - Find out where he's eating lunch. - What are you up to, Ari? 266 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,304 Sabotage, Lloyd. Agency 101. 267 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:25,970 Oh, goody. 268 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:28,309 We haven't had a stealth adventure in a while. 269 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,008 You know I don't smoke weed during the work season. 270 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,414 Yeah, but you heard the doc. 271 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,418 He said you're nervous. You ought to try something. 272 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,579 Turtle, if you wanted the weed, why didn't you get the card? 273 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,054 I just wanted to see if something happened to you first. 274 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:40,286 Well, nothing did. Check out that bad boy right there. 275 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,226 Impressive. What's wrong with you? 276 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,695 - Panic disorder. - I'll buy that. 277 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,824 Yo, where the hats at? 278 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,004 - Oh, yeah. - Oh! 279 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,805 Hey, can I help you guys? 280 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:01,369 Yes, what's the largest amount that one can legally-- 281 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,506 with the card-- purchase? 282 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:06,541 - How much do they need? - Maybe 2 lbs. 283 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:10,021 Listen, just give him the most you can of the strongest you got. 284 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:13,456 Me, I'll take one jet-black California homegrown trucker hat. 285 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:16,893 No bag necessary. I'll be wearing it out. 286 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:23,763 Oh, yeah. Now I'm ready for work. 287 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,964 Me too. 288 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:29,202 Vinnie, Vinnie, that little cunt sucker-punched me, man, 289 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,436 the biggest bitch move in the world. 290 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,274 Billy, you did scream he likes to suck cock. 291 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,338 I want that little undersized douche in the ring anytime, anywhere. 292 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,213 Billy, this is getting ridiculous. 293 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,344 No, what's ridiculous is that one of the producers of our film seems intent 294 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,287 - on taking it down. - Taking it down? 295 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,449 The whole town is freaking over the trailer. 296 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,981 Yo, I wasn't ready yet. 297 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,824 Well, either way, I'm telling you he did not leak it. 298 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,727 Get him on a lie detector then. I'll pay for the thing. 299 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,562 - Oh, Billy, come on. - You don't doubt him even for a minute? 300 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,659 The guy tried to sell our movie behind your back. 301 00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:58,670 Billy, he's like my brother. 302 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,969 I've known him since I'm six years old. I have zero doubt. 303 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,305 You understand? 304 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,402 I do. You're a loyal guy, and I respect that. 305 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,413 So please respect that I need you there tonight. 306 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,312 And I need you both to get along during this interview 307 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,146 for the sake of the movie. 308 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,516 Okay, Vince, for you and for the movie, but you tell him 309 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:18,250 one look, one word, one smirk, and he's going down hard. 310 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,622 I'll see you there. It's all good. 311 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,627 He understands it's all about the movie. 312 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:25,289 - He's gonna be on his best behavior. - Yeah, well, he better be. 313 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,969 There he is. There he is. 314 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,597 Keep the moistness out of your pants, Lloyd, and just wait. 315 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,869 Let him see us. Let him come to us, all right? 316 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:40,836 Hey, Ari, how are you? What, we still got beef? 317 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,213 No beef, Josh. This is my assistant Lloyd. 318 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,741 - Hey. - Josh used to be you, Lloyd. 319 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:50,482 Oh, Josh Weinstein. Ari's always yelling at me, 320 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:53,218 "Lloyd, why can't you be more like Josh Weinstein?" 321 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,420 Really? That's cool. 322 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,826 What are you up to, Josh? 323 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:59,729 Nothing much, man, just working with Heath. 324 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:02,131 - Ledger-- I'm sure you've heard. - I did not hear. 325 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,533 No, but that's fantastic. Terrific. I love Heath. 326 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,731 Oh yeah. He's huge, and he's mine. 327 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,831 - Mmm. - You would have been so proud of me. 328 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,501 - It was just how you taught me. - Yeah? 329 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,066 - I was in a Team Ledger meeting... - Uh-huh? 330 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,205 threw out a couple of suggestions-- oh, did his point guy get pissed! 331 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,340 But Heath loved my ideas. 332 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,851 Bam! Now he only listens to what I say. 333 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,716 Where are you steering him now, Josh? 334 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,450 We're about to close on "Lost in the Clouds." 335 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,684 Really? 336 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,282 Yeah, what? You don't like it? 337 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,055 No no no, you know, I shouldn't say anything. 338 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:32,188 Excuse me, miss, uh, could we be seated now? Thanks. 339 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,028 - Right this way, Mr. Gold. - All right. 340 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,398 Are you just being a hater, or you really got something to say? 341 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,460 Listen, do you really want Heath up on another mountain 342 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,994 playing gay again? I mean, come on, 343 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,530 "Brokeback" is still in people's minds. 344 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,804 Very much so. 345 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,471 Gay? What are you talking about, Ari? 346 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,413 This is supposed to be a badass mountain climber. 347 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,847 Maybe. Did you read the book, Josh? 348 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,010 I mean, there is a reason why he chose the handsome Sherpa 349 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,816 who was educated at Oxford to show him up the mountain. 350 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:58,721 I was thinking about The Rock for the Sherpa. 351 00:15:58,757 --> 00:15:59,815 Oof. 352 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:04,354 There is an image. Look, Josh, I don't mean to tell you your business, 353 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:07,024 but what do you think they were doing in that cave for two weeks? 354 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,534 They were using each other's asses as hand warmers. 355 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:12,435 The love affair-- it's the subtext of the whole script, 356 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,439 even if it doesn't overtly make the movie. 357 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,442 I think Heath and The Rock will make a hot couple, Josh. 358 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,239 I wouldn't worry about it at all. 359 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,906 You've got my $10.50. 360 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,541 I gotta go call Heath. Excuse me, guys. 361 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,551 Sorry, guys. 362 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,553 What do you think? 363 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:31,852 When you told me your plan, I thought it was simple and stupid. 364 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,120 - Uh-huh, and now? - Brilliant and complex. 365 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,354 There you go. A couple of shots, huh, Lloyd? 366 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,919 Okay, Ari Gold, okay. 367 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:41,091 Excuse me, miss, can we get a couple of woo-woos over here? 368 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,101 What the fuck is a woo-woo? 369 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,864 Woo-woo! 370 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,503 - Hey, Johnny. - Hey, gorgeous. 371 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:54,205 - What up, playas? - Looking good, Johnny Drama. 372 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,873 Feeling good, J.J., feeling good. 373 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,313 Hey, Angela, how's it hanging, baby? 374 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,839 Hey, Johnny. How was your hiatus? 375 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,909 Any better-- I'd be guilty. 376 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,944 Gary! Yo! 377 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,120 - Drama, what up, dawg? - What up, biatches? 378 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,558 Johnny, what's up, man? You look good. 379 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,289 - Yeah? - Yeah. You lose weight or what? 380 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:13,389 Maybe a couple pounds. I've been hitting the gym, doing two a day. 381 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,297 Nice. Hey, we should work out sometime. 382 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,700 If you think you can keep up with my regimen. 383 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:20,136 Yo, man, that's a sweet hat. 384 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,867 - This little thing? - Yeah. 385 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,034 - It's a'ight. - A'ight? Dude, it's awesome. 386 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,566 Killer, man. 387 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,636 That's from that medical marijuana joint, huh, Drama? 388 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,010 - Yeah. - Dude, I hear they got 389 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,379 the illest OG Kush there. 390 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,579 Let's just say membership has its privileges. 391 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,883 Nice, Drama. Dude, you just turned this 392 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,786 into one very sweet new season. 393 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:39,347 - Yeah? - Fuck yeah, dude. 394 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,359 Yo, what the hell we waitin' for, boys? 395 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,418 Let's hit Drama's trailer, spark it up. 396 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,430 - Come on. - Uh... 397 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,955 Don't even tell me you didn't bring any for us, Drama. 398 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,968 Of course I did. It's in the car. 399 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,469 - Yeah! - Yeah, all right! 400 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:54,199 - I'll go get it. - All right! 401 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:58,141 Dude, he's the man. We're hooking up. 402 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,041 Come on, Turtle, pick it up. 403 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,087 - Yo. - Yo, did you finish all my weed? 404 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,094 Nah, not all of it. 405 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,756 I need you on the set with whatever's left, now. 406 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,061 I'm not moving too fast, Drama. This is some powerful shit. 407 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,694 Now, Turtle, now! 408 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,303 - Vince. - Hey, Elvis. 409 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:28,601 - How are you? - Great. 410 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,471 Good to see you. Haven't seen you since Sundance. 411 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,272 - Yeah, that's right. - How have you been? 412 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,642 - Very well. And you? - Good. 413 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,510 This is my producer and manager, Eric Murphy. 414 00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,980 - Nice to meet you, Elvis. - How are you? 415 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,710 - I'm well. How are you? - I'm good, thanks. 416 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,718 And here's Mr. Walsh now. 417 00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,720 Mr. Mitchell. 418 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,188 - Pleasure to meet you. - How are you? 419 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,192 So, uh... 420 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,956 how charming do we have to be to get the cover? 421 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,428 - Who told you, Ari? - Told me what, Dana? 422 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,435 What are you talking about? I was just calling to apologize. 423 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,767 You know, I thought maybe I was a little rude earlier. 424 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,773 - Brian Grazer, how are you, man? - Yeah. Hey. 425 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,934 Good to see you. Listen, the real "American Gangster." Everything good? 426 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,637 Yeah, it's good, but I'll see you in a while. 427 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,872 Yes, you will. Can we put Vinnie and Russell together? 428 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,473 - Yeah. - We will. Dana, listen, 429 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,711 I know that deep down my behavior really turns you on, 430 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,379 but in case it really doesn't, then yes, I am sorry. 431 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,082 Whatever. Heath's off "Lost in the Clouds." 432 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,952 - Really? - Yeah, it turns out 433 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,791 he's got some passion project he wants to direct. 434 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,855 A very interesting turn of events out of nowhere. 435 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,231 And an even stranger one that I'm calling you now. 436 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,997 Well, you tell Curtis that Vinnie is in. 437 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:33,800 You know, I would love to, 438 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,807 but Curtis is out. 439 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,072 Wanted to only work with Heath on this and no one else. 440 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,079 Jesus. Uh, so now what? 441 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:44,605 So now my fast-track film has hit the skids. 442 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,053 Smoke smoke smoke smoke 443 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,645 smoke smoke smoke smoke 444 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,919 smoke smoke smoke... 445 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,452 ...smoke smoke smoke... 446 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,432 Oh yeah, baby. 447 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:03,434 Whoo! Yeah! 448 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,834 Take it easy, Drama. That shit's strong. 449 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,839 Hey, everyone, Turtle here thinks he's my dad, 450 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,534 thinks I should slow down. 451 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,941 Don't worry, bro, he's cool. 452 00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,138 See, Turtle? I'm cool. 453 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,942 - Yeah. - All right, I'm up. 454 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,609 - You just went, Drama. - Just hit me, bitch. 455 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:22,142 - It's not your turn, Drama. - Just fucking hit me, man. 456 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,621 You don't have any cards, Drama. 457 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,817 Well, get me some motherfucking cards then, son. 458 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,383 All right, dawg. 459 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,423 Ooh. 460 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,762 Hit me. 461 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,597 Oh! 462 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,626 Strip or smoke. 463 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,535 Well, there's no way I'm taking these boxers off 464 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,040 and humiliating all the other men in here, so... 465 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,975 I'll strip for you. 466 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,978 I'll take that... 467 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,242 and I'll smoke. Pack that shit tight. 468 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,408 You're out of your mind, Drama. 469 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:55,113 Smoke smoke smoke... 470 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:07,327 Whoa whoa whoa. 471 00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:11,900 Are you okay, Drama? 472 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,735 What? 473 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,434 Are you okay? 474 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:20,277 Why is everyone looking at me? 475 00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:22,337 'Cause you're talking. 476 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:24,781 - I'm not talking, you're talking. - Relax, Drama. 477 00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:27,478 I can't relax. My pulse is skyrocketing. 478 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,010 - Check my pulse. - Oh shit, dude. 479 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,250 Someone is bugging out. 480 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,452 I'm not bugging out. My mouth is just dry. I need some water. 481 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:37,656 Bug out! Bug out! Bug out... 482 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,201 No, I'm not bugging out. Give me water. 483 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:46,363 Someone get me some water. Get me some water! 484 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,771 Bug out! Bug out... 485 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,934 Turtle, why won't they help me? 486 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,605 Why don't you just help yourself and embrace it? 487 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,775 Yeah, I'm bugging out. 488 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,513 - Yeah. - I'm bugging out! 489 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,026 Smoke smoke smoke--! 490 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:12,664 So we're standing on the side of this mountain 491 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:16,225 overlooking this place that Pablo Escobar terrorized 492 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:18,862 over a decade, and we're going, 493 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:22,965 "What is the flaw in humanity that makes people act so cruel?" 494 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,374 - Elvis, it was amazing. - It was very inspiring. 495 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,241 - Mm-hmm. - What did you think, Eric? 496 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,247 Oh, Eric wasn't there. 497 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,249 I was at base camp preparing for the next scene. 498 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,410 Eric wasn't necessarily on set a lot. 499 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,750 I was wherever I needed to be, wherever that was. 500 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:39,018 Eric has the toughest job and he'll probably get the least amount of credit. 501 00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:42,390 But he's the smallest so he doesn't need as much credit as big people. 502 00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:45,453 Yeah. Then again, my ego isn't half as big as Billy's. 503 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:47,931 Shit, Simon Cowell's ego isn't as big. 504 00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:51,527 - You guys have an amazing rapport. - Don't they? 505 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:53,299 The three of you. Did you all grow up together? 506 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:54,532 No, just me and E. 507 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,734 "Tiny E"-- that's our nickname for him. 508 00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:58,572 You can print that. 509 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,780 Thanks again, guys. 510 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:05,976 - Take care, Elvis. - Thank you. 511 00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:07,985 - Good luck at Cannes. - Thank you. 512 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:10,920 - You fucking prick. - Lick my balls, bitch. 513 00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:13,584 What, you want me to whip your ass again, you fucking hack? 514 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,820 - Hack? Let's go, right here. - Yeah, you're a fucking hack. 515 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:18,694 Shut the fuck up! 516 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,197 Seriously. 517 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,224 E, get in the fucking car. Go. 518 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:25,963 You'd better run, pussy. 519 00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,733 - Run? - E. 520 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,540 I'm sorry, man. I just hate him. 521 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,102 Talk to you later, Billy. 522 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,671 Don't be mad at me, Vinnie. 523 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:41,650 Drive away now. Drive away if you know what's good for you. 524 00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:43,415 - Are you fucking serious? - Oh, what, it's me? 525 00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:46,322 Walsh is a mess. I mean, look at him. He's a crazy artist. 526 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,292 - Arghh-hh-hh! - You're not. 527 00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:51,352 You're supposed to have your head on your shoulders, right? 528 00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:54,763 Right. No, you're right, Vince, I'm sorry. 529 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,166 But six more weeks and that's it. 530 00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,397 We finish posting this movie, we go to Cannes, 531 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,463 and then I never see or speak to this fuck again, ever. 532 00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:02,905 - Fine. - Fine. 533 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,341 Hey, what's up, Ari? 534 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,311 Who wants to climb Mount Annapurna? 535 00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:08,778 We got it? 536 00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:10,611 - We got it. - That's sick. 537 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,584 No, what's sick is I also got E on as a producer. 538 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:15,176 - Nice. - How did you do that? 539 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,848 By using the hype to sell them the dream-team package. 540 00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:19,186 Oh yeah? Who's the dream team? 541 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:21,317 Team "Medellin," baby. Vinnie stars, 542 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,657 you produce, Walsh directs. 543 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:25,993 Boom! 544 00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:27,999 Fuck me.