1 00:00:58,231 --> 00:01:01,952 4x05 - The Dream Team 2 00:01:04,089 --> 00:01:07,436 Subtitles: swsub.com 3 00:01:16,479 --> 00:01:19,344 I am nuts or what a hottie make me look 10 years younger? 4 00:01:19,508 --> 00:01:21,901 - 10 years younger than him maybe. - Blow me, E. 5 00:01:21,995 --> 00:01:24,804 I don't know why you're so nervous. You're just going back to work. 6 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:26,668 Guys at work think I'm old, bro. 7 00:01:26,775 --> 00:01:28,904 They treat me old, and the writers write me old. 8 00:01:29,037 --> 00:01:30,540 This season I'm aging down. 9 00:01:30,634 --> 00:01:33,100 I'm gonna get me a storyline with someone around 19. 10 00:01:33,288 --> 00:01:35,922 - He'll play your boy toy. - Would you look at this beast? 11 00:01:36,016 --> 00:01:38,747 Looks just like the one I got at the army/navy in the sixth grade. 12 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,314 Yeah, only about two grand more. 13 00:01:40,408 --> 00:01:42,474 Two grand just to hang with the cool kids, huh? 14 00:01:42,662 --> 00:01:45,316 Great, Johnny, you know what? It's on me. 15 00:01:46,068 --> 00:01:47,313 You come into some money, bro? 16 00:01:47,430 --> 00:01:50,074 - No, we got into Cannes. - It's film festival, not a job, Vince. 17 00:01:50,188 --> 00:01:52,301 Jobs are coming, E. I can feel it. 18 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:54,759 Here's my Barney's card. knock yourself out. 19 00:01:55,088 --> 00:01:57,037 - I'll take it off my tab, bro. - Sweet. 20 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:59,169 We got Walsh upstairs in five. See you later. 21 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:00,696 - Later. - Have fun, boys. 22 00:02:00,970 --> 00:02:03,037 All right, you buying that or what, pretty woman? 23 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:05,563 Not now, Turtle. check out that hat. 24 00:02:06,658 --> 00:02:08,067 - What about it? - It's awesome. 25 00:02:08,331 --> 00:02:10,327 The potheads at work will freak. 26 00:02:10,445 --> 00:02:13,427 Potheads? You're aging yourself up with that phrase, Drama. 27 00:02:13,544 --> 00:02:15,752 Yo, pretty dope lid you're sporting there, hombre. 28 00:02:15,916 --> 00:02:16,949 Where'd you get it? 29 00:02:18,154 --> 00:02:20,328 So maybe we should start thinking about a new house. 30 00:02:20,423 --> 00:02:22,324 Maybe we should start thinking about a new job. 31 00:02:22,391 --> 00:02:24,282 I told you, E, jobs are coming. 32 00:02:24,629 --> 00:02:26,038 God, you're so negative. 33 00:02:27,552 --> 00:02:29,666 - Snoop, what up? - Nothing like you got going on. 34 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,302 - What's up, Snoop? - What's up, E? 35 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:34,762 See you all got that Medellin in into Cannes or is it Cannes? 36 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,957 - It's Cannes. - Really? 37 00:02:37,075 --> 00:02:39,493 - Either way, man, congratulations. - Thanks. 38 00:02:39,670 --> 00:02:42,992 And I seen the trailer. That motherfucker's off the hook. 39 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,411 - Where? - On YouTube this morning. 40 00:02:45,576 --> 00:02:47,265 Y'all make Blow look like Romper Room. 41 00:02:48,121 --> 00:02:50,024 - Thanks. - Success and nothing less, man. 42 00:02:50,188 --> 00:02:52,396 - All right, we'll see you next time. - Peace. 43 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:54,280 Somebody leaked the trailer? 44 00:02:54,397 --> 00:02:57,568 - Walsh should be happy. - I think he already isn't. 45 00:02:58,271 --> 00:02:59,398 Hey, what's up, Billy? 46 00:03:00,243 --> 00:03:02,708 Nothing good. Somebody put the trailer on the net. 47 00:03:02,819 --> 00:03:05,050 - Yeah, I know. We just heard. - Yeah, any idea who? 48 00:03:05,248 --> 00:03:06,493 Just one. 49 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,238 What, are you kidding me? 50 00:03:09,587 --> 00:03:11,818 - I only gave it to you. - Yeah, and it's at my house. 51 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:14,326 Yeah, and now it's all over the fucking Internet, 52 00:03:14,484 --> 00:03:17,302 - you rat cocksucker. - Listen, E would never do that. 53 00:03:17,412 --> 00:03:19,008 He hated the movie. he was wrong. 54 00:03:19,079 --> 00:03:21,600 Now he's trying to sabotage it no matter what it does to you. 55 00:03:21,664 --> 00:03:22,683 Fuck you. 56 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:25,357 No, fuck you. You suck at your job. You got a napoleonic complex, 57 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,447 and I'm gonna fuck your mother if I ever meet her. 58 00:03:27,495 --> 00:03:29,293 - Get your finger out of my face. - Or what? 59 00:03:29,317 --> 00:03:31,519 - It's gonna end up up your ass. - Why don't you admit 60 00:03:31,568 --> 00:03:33,900 that you're a traitorous pussy and you like to suck cock? 61 00:03:40,865 --> 00:03:43,538 Are you sure the kid said 7263 melrose? 62 00:03:43,737 --> 00:03:45,316 Yeah, right next to Albano's. 63 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,373 This don't look like a clothing store. 64 00:03:50,653 --> 00:03:51,867 Look again. 65 00:03:54,095 --> 00:03:55,200 You smell that? 66 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:57,803 Yeah, albano's. We'll get a slice of pepperoni after. 67 00:03:58,007 --> 00:03:59,488 I'm not talking about pizza. 68 00:04:00,311 --> 00:04:01,550 That's some fine herb. 69 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:03,487 Yeah, what is this place? 70 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:07,956 Heaven maybe. 71 00:04:10,386 --> 00:04:13,204 - Can I help you fellas? - Yes, I believe you can. 72 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:17,072 I would like to purchase one black California homegrown trucker hat, 73 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,256 similar to the one on that fella over there. 74 00:04:19,498 --> 00:04:21,028 Sure, chief, soon as I see your card. 75 00:04:21,754 --> 00:04:22,968 Card, what card? 76 00:04:23,517 --> 00:04:24,999 The card that says you're allowed in. 77 00:04:28,061 --> 00:04:29,494 Why wouldn't I be allowed in? 78 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:33,071 I hope there are no discriminatory practices going on here, because... 79 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:34,835 Is this a medical marijuana facility? 80 00:04:35,572 --> 00:04:37,661 And no card, no service. 81 00:04:38,924 --> 00:04:40,532 Something about getting my weed legally 82 00:04:40,605 --> 00:04:42,837 Just never seemed right, but this looks okay. 83 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:43,978 It is okay. 84 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:46,018 Look, I don't want any weed. I just want the hat. 85 00:04:46,116 --> 00:04:48,787 Well, you can't get that hat, not without a card. Sorry. 86 00:04:49,764 --> 00:04:51,295 Come on, Drama, it's just a hat. 87 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,150 It's not just a hat, Turtle. 88 00:04:53,175 --> 00:04:55,460 It's the key to me landing the cover of "tiger beat." 89 00:04:55,651 --> 00:04:57,181 Where do I get one of these cards? 90 00:04:57,327 --> 00:04:58,760 You need a doctor's prescription. 91 00:04:59,493 --> 00:05:01,072 Yeah, that's great, just great. 92 00:05:01,907 --> 00:05:03,316 - Let's go, Drama. - Where to? 93 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,929 Get you checked out. I know a guy, come on. 94 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:10,423 You're not gonna take Ari down too, are you? 95 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:12,940 That's funny, but this kid's had it coming for a long time. 96 00:05:13,038 --> 00:05:14,385 But in the middle of Barney's? 97 00:05:14,434 --> 00:05:16,171 I should have done it a month ago on set, 98 00:05:16,219 --> 00:05:18,891 - saved myself the ulcer. - you're lucky you didn't get arrested. 99 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:20,865 He's lucky that busboy was there to pull me off. 100 00:05:20,914 --> 00:05:22,256 I would have fuckin' killed him. 101 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,423 Somebody's got a sexy tear in their shirt. 102 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,204 Oh, man, I just bought this. 103 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:28,906 No need to get upset. If you take it off I could sew it, 104 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:30,461 good as new in a mere moment. 105 00:05:30,673 --> 00:05:33,199 Save your homoerotic slave labor for me, Lloyd. 106 00:05:33,296 --> 00:05:35,667 Don't take your shirt off. I don't want anyone going blind 107 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,194 from the reflection off your translucent boy chest. 108 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,684 Don't start with E, Ari. He's very aggressive today. 109 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:41,899 Ooh, that's scary. 110 00:05:42,073 --> 00:05:43,822 So my services are not required? 111 00:05:44,370 --> 00:05:46,027 - Thanks anyway. - Let's do this. 112 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:47,728 Did you hear about the trailer? 113 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,310 That's all I've been hearing about. 114 00:05:49,565 --> 00:05:51,605 How many calls have we gotten already about Vince? 115 00:05:51,678 --> 00:05:52,844 A baker's dozen, at least. 116 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:55,153 Including Jeff Katzenberg, who called and said 117 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:56,859 it was like when he saw the Ray trailer 118 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,091 and knew that Jamie Foxx was gonna get an Oscar nom. 119 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:01,893 - So this is good news? - No, this is not good news. 120 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:05,063 Good news is when the wife agrees to eat box for your birthday. 121 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,853 This is great news! 122 00:06:06,902 --> 00:06:08,675 I told you things were gonna start turning. 123 00:06:08,748 --> 00:06:09,913 they are turning fast. 124 00:06:09,961 --> 00:06:11,999 Every studio in town wants to take a meeting. 125 00:06:12,594 --> 00:06:14,622 But I only wanna take one meeting with one studio, 126 00:06:14,685 --> 00:06:15,932 if you guys are still onboard. 127 00:06:16,005 --> 00:06:17,421 - Still onboard with what? - Well, 128 00:06:17,469 --> 00:06:19,531 even though I pretty much find E useless, 129 00:06:19,702 --> 00:06:22,398 - He did slip me this one year ago. - You remembered this, Ari. 130 00:06:22,495 --> 00:06:23,977 Don't get all misty on me, E. 131 00:06:24,059 --> 00:06:26,683 Lost in the clouds, about the hiker up mount Annapurna. 132 00:06:26,731 --> 00:06:29,986 - I love that story. - It is on a fast track. Good eye, E. 133 00:06:30,211 --> 00:06:33,005 Guess who's in control of this one. Dana Gordon. 134 00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:34,587 Dana gordon? 135 00:06:34,921 --> 00:06:36,061 She hates you, doesn't she? 136 00:06:36,086 --> 00:06:38,230 - Only until she loves me again. - You got her fired. 137 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:40,304 Yes, I did, but now she's got a new bigger job. 138 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:43,178 It would have taken her years without a good goddamn kick in the ass. 139 00:06:43,251 --> 00:06:45,988 Plus, I got pictures, slides actually, of her 140 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,639 begging me. You know what I'm saying? So here's the deal. 141 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:51,611 Now I am ready 142 00:06:51,765 --> 00:06:54,688 to clear my calendar and focus on one mission 143 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:57,077 if you choose to accept. Do you choose? 144 00:06:57,249 --> 00:06:59,144 - Absolutely. - Get us a payday, Ari. 145 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:02,254 Choose some clothes other than the ones from the salvation army, E. 146 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,406 - This is Ralph Lauren, Ari. - One more thing: 147 00:07:04,697 --> 00:07:07,685 My boy Elvis Mitchell, former superstar critic of the New York Times, 148 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,843 is in town doing a piece for Interview magazine 149 00:07:09,916 --> 00:07:12,596 about the brains behind Medellin... and you too, E. 150 00:07:12,737 --> 00:07:14,098 - Really? - Nice. 151 00:07:14,265 --> 00:07:16,087 Gotta keep that momentum pushing. 152 00:07:16,188 --> 00:07:18,136 Can you do early drinks at the Beverly Wilshire? 153 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:19,638 - Sure. - And call Walsh. 154 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,314 No problem. 155 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:23,826 Thanks. 156 00:07:25,924 --> 00:07:28,402 - I gotta use my real name? - You want the card? 157 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,165 I wanna improve my image, Turtle, 158 00:07:31,262 --> 00:07:32,841 not end up in US Weekly headline. 159 00:07:32,998 --> 00:07:35,823 You should be so lucky, and this is not headline material. 160 00:07:36,236 --> 00:07:37,458 This is perfectly legal. 161 00:07:37,532 --> 00:07:40,322 All you have to do is convince them there's something wrong with you. 162 00:07:40,395 --> 00:07:42,278 But there's not. I'm the picture of health. 163 00:07:43,702 --> 00:07:46,107 Hey, kid, what are you claiming? 164 00:07:46,982 --> 00:07:49,241 Nerve damage from a skateboarding accident. 165 00:07:51,063 --> 00:07:52,132 And you? 166 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:54,556 Same, but from a car accident. 167 00:07:56,298 --> 00:07:58,096 How about you on a motorcycle accident? 168 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:01,199 - And I have nerve damage? - Sure, why not? 169 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,750 Because I'm too physically fit to have nerve damage. 170 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,647 - Look at these pipes. - Oh, God. 171 00:08:07,003 --> 00:08:08,460 - Johnny Chase. - Right here. 172 00:08:08,758 --> 00:08:09,972 Follow me. 173 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,110 What are you gonna go with? 174 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,095 My improv skills. 175 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:16,670 You have legionnaire's disease? 176 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:17,909 That's right. 177 00:08:18,077 --> 00:08:20,434 Legionnaire's disease is a chronic lung disorder. 178 00:08:21,093 --> 00:08:22,550 I know. It's terrible. 179 00:08:24,209 --> 00:08:25,788 I don't think smoking marijuana 180 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:29,379 is the right treatment for a chronic lung disease, do you? 181 00:08:31,657 --> 00:08:32,896 Well, you're the doc. 182 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:36,948 Typically, medical marijuana is used to treat nausea 183 00:08:37,182 --> 00:08:40,000 - as related to cancer. - I don't have cancer. 184 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,636 - Crohn's disease? - What's that? 185 00:08:42,795 --> 00:08:46,051 Intestinal problems, extreme bouts of diarrhea? 186 00:08:46,286 --> 00:08:47,719 Thank you, no. 187 00:08:47,913 --> 00:08:50,440 - Aids? - Tested biweekly. No no. 188 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,530 I think we're at a stalemate here. 189 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,910 Hey, doc, can I be honest with you? 190 00:08:56,815 --> 00:08:58,053 I don't want any pot. 191 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,281 I just want the hat that they sell at the place. 192 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,707 That's all. Just a hat. 193 00:09:01,888 --> 00:09:03,515 Well, could I be honest with you? 194 00:09:03,807 --> 00:09:06,843 I can't give you a card unless you give me a legitimate reason to. 195 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:10,330 So will you give me one? 196 00:09:11,112 --> 00:09:13,485 - Can I go back to crohn's disease? - You already said no. 197 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,947 - What else is there? - Well you can't think of anything? 198 00:09:16,106 --> 00:09:19,069 No, I'm usually so good on my feet. Fuck, I need that hat. 199 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:21,401 Why? What is so important about this hat? 200 00:09:22,713 --> 00:09:25,853 Doc, in my line of work, you gotta do everything you can to look young. 201 00:09:26,472 --> 00:09:29,034 And since I dare not stick a botox needle 202 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:32,015 in my face for fear of losing my comic expressiveness, 203 00:09:32,736 --> 00:09:34,145 this hat is all I got. 204 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:38,122 You seem like an anxious person. Is this a fair assessment? 205 00:09:38,754 --> 00:09:41,547 Do you feel nervous for no apparent reason? 206 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,007 - Sometimes. - Hyperventilating? 207 00:09:45,087 --> 00:09:46,714 I do have a history of panic attacks. 208 00:09:46,891 --> 00:09:48,543 - Beautiful. - I think it's hereditary. 209 00:09:48,618 --> 00:09:50,197 Well, go get yourself a hat. 210 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,545 And do yourself a favor, while you're there, 211 00:09:52,741 --> 00:09:56,350 pick up some nice chill weed and smoke just a little. 212 00:09:56,638 --> 00:10:00,437 I think you're gonna find your life just a tad more manageable. 213 00:10:00,729 --> 00:10:01,932 Trust me. 214 00:10:04,565 --> 00:10:06,387 - Thank you, doc. - You're welcome. 215 00:10:07,491 --> 00:10:10,333 There is no fucking way I'm apologizing to that jerkoff. 216 00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:12,444 - Forget it. - I'm not asking you to apologize, 217 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,049 - but you have to talk to him. - Why? 218 00:10:14,074 --> 00:10:16,594 Why? Because he's our director and we have a movie to finish. 219 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,707 I can finish the movie without saying dick to him. 220 00:10:18,756 --> 00:10:20,178 He doesn't listen to me anyway. 221 00:10:20,789 --> 00:10:22,510 - What about tonight? - You go. 222 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,113 Elvis Mitchell doesn't care about me. 223 00:10:24,176 --> 00:10:26,808 The guy's trying to write a story about three guys from New York 224 00:10:26,906 --> 00:10:29,343 who made a movie, not two. you understand? 225 00:10:29,393 --> 00:10:31,263 All right, I'll go. But you better tell Walsh 226 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,491 not to fucking antagonize me or it's gonna get ugly. 227 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:34,924 I'm serious. 228 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,762 - She in? - No, you cannot go in there, Mr. Gold. 229 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:43,090 How is the most fuckable president of production in town? 230 00:10:43,183 --> 00:10:44,398 Ari, get the fuck out. 231 00:10:44,568 --> 00:10:47,920 I brought cristal and sprinkles cupcakes. Your favorite. 232 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,988 Or is it mine? What's the difference? 233 00:10:50,093 --> 00:10:52,060 We used to eat everything off each other anyway. 234 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:54,519 I have to call you back. 235 00:10:55,302 --> 00:10:56,455 What do you want? 236 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:57,846 Have you seen Vince's trailer? 237 00:10:57,961 --> 00:11:00,001 - I have. It's good. - Oh, please. 238 00:11:00,357 --> 00:11:03,855 It's fucking great. Gonna be downloaded more times than Britney's beaver shot. 239 00:11:03,941 --> 00:11:05,787 - Point? - Point is I just left him. 240 00:11:06,287 --> 00:11:07,932 He loves Lost in the Clouds enough 241 00:11:08,029 --> 00:11:10,360 to let you scoop him up before every studio in town 242 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:11,842 begs for his services. 243 00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:13,500 I'm telling you, Dana, 244 00:11:13,985 --> 00:11:16,355 buy him today for half of what you pay for him tomorrow. 245 00:11:16,445 --> 00:11:17,586 I can't. 246 00:11:18,013 --> 00:11:21,074 Dana, do not hold our personal problems against Vince. 247 00:11:21,171 --> 00:11:24,013 Vince would be great for this, but Curtis Hanson is directing. 248 00:11:24,135 --> 00:11:25,486 - Vince loves Curtis. - and, 249 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,523 we already have an offer out to someone. 250 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,314 - I hope to close today. - Motherfucker. 251 00:11:29,387 --> 00:11:30,845 - Who? - Heath Ledger. 252 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:35,816 Sorry, Ari. 253 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:37,978 But this is good. 254 00:11:38,718 --> 00:11:42,067 Lay off the icing, Dana. Looks like your hips could use a breather. 255 00:11:49,569 --> 00:11:51,248 I need information on Heath Ledger. 256 00:11:51,442 --> 00:11:52,930 44-inch chest, aries, 257 00:11:53,027 --> 00:11:55,113 and he loves rainy days and black-and-white movies. 258 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,592 Who represents him, Lloyd? 259 00:12:00,430 --> 00:12:01,587 Josh Weinstein. 260 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,105 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 261 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,472 Sorry, Ari, that was a reflex. 262 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,204 This is gonna be easier than I thought. 263 00:12:08,508 --> 00:12:10,633 You have any queen spies at the Weinstein office? 264 00:12:10,718 --> 00:12:13,099 I have spies at every office. Doctors, lawyers... 265 00:12:13,174 --> 00:12:14,728 Find out where he's eating lunch today. 266 00:12:14,791 --> 00:12:17,649 - What are you up to? - Sabotage, Lloyd. Agency 101. 267 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,200 Oh, goody. 268 00:12:19,561 --> 00:12:21,505 We haven't had a stealth adventure in a while. 269 00:12:21,772 --> 00:12:23,933 You know I don't smoke weed during the work season. 270 00:12:24,055 --> 00:12:26,870 You heard the doc. He said you're nervous. You ought to try something. 271 00:12:26,943 --> 00:12:28,838 If you wanted weed, why didn't you get a card? 272 00:12:28,911 --> 00:12:30,745 I wanted to see if something happened to you. 273 00:12:30,842 --> 00:12:33,819 Well, nothing did. Check out that bad boy right there. 274 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,485 Impressive. What's wrong with you? 275 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,687 - Panic disorder. - I'll buy that. 276 00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:41,684 Yo, where the hats at? 277 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,013 Hey, can I help you guys? 278 00:12:52,257 --> 00:12:55,167 Yes, what's the largest amount that one can legally... 279 00:12:55,288 --> 00:12:56,867 with the card, purshasse. 280 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,989 - How much do they need? - Maybe 2 lbs. 281 00:13:00,151 --> 00:13:03,090 Listen, just give him the most you can of the strongest you got. 282 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:07,054 Me, I'll take one jet-black California homegrown trucker hat. 283 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,173 No bag necessary. I'll be wearing it out. 284 00:13:13,511 --> 00:13:16,887 Oh, yeah. Now I'm ready for work. 285 00:13:17,574 --> 00:13:18,788 Me too. 286 00:13:20,149 --> 00:13:22,801 Vinnie, that little cunt-sucker punched me, man, 287 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:24,585 the biggest bitch move in the world. 288 00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:26,576 Billy, you did scream he likes to suck cock. 289 00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:29,813 I want that little undersized douche in the ring anytime, anywhere. 290 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,489 Billy, this is getting ridiculous. 291 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:34,173 No, what's ridiculous is that one of the producers of our film 292 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,700 - seems intent on taking it down. - Taking it down? 293 00:13:36,797 --> 00:13:38,740 The whole town is freaking over the trailer. 294 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,262 Yo, I wasn't ready yet. 295 00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:42,716 Well, either way, I'm telling you he did not leak it. 296 00:13:42,861 --> 00:13:45,065 Get him on a lie detector then. I'll pay for the thing. 297 00:13:45,235 --> 00:13:47,863 - Oh, Billy, come on. - You don't doubt him even for a minute? 298 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,171 The guy tried to sell our movie behind your back. 299 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,017 Billy, he's like my brother. 300 00:13:52,134 --> 00:13:55,347 I've known him since I'm six years old. I have zero doubt. 301 00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:56,781 You understand? 302 00:13:57,758 --> 00:13:59,750 I do. You're a loyal guy, and I respect that. 303 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,875 So please respect that I need you there tonight. 304 00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:03,976 And I need you to get along during this interview 305 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,387 for the sake of the movie. 306 00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:08,008 Okay, Vince, for you and for the movie, but you tell him, 307 00:14:08,105 --> 00:14:11,482 one look, one word, one smirk, and he's going down hard. 308 00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:13,044 I'll see you there. 309 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,321 it's all good. He understands it's all about the movie. 310 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,824 - He's gonna be on his best behavior. - Well, he better be. 311 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,629 There he is. there he is. 312 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,091 Keep the moistness out of your pants, Lloyd, and just wait. 313 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:29,083 Let him see us. Let him come to us, all right? 314 00:14:31,188 --> 00:14:34,297 Hey, Ari, how are you? What, we still got beef? 315 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,665 No beef, Josh. This is my assistant Lloyd. 316 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,827 Josh used to be you, Lloyd. 317 00:14:41,132 --> 00:14:43,926 Josh Weinstein. Ari's always yelling at me, 318 00:14:44,023 --> 00:14:46,752 "Lloyd, why can't you be more like Josh Weinstein?" 319 00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:48,657 Really? That's cool. 320 00:14:48,779 --> 00:14:49,969 What are you up to, Josh? 321 00:14:50,158 --> 00:14:52,174 Nothing much, man, just working with Heath. 322 00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:55,217 - Ledger... I'm sure you've heard. - I did not hear. 323 00:14:55,314 --> 00:14:57,768 No, but that's fantastic. Terrific. I love Heath. 324 00:14:57,841 --> 00:14:59,970 Oh yeah. He's huge, and he's mine. 325 00:15:00,748 --> 00:15:02,413 Ari, you would have been so proud of me. 326 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,774 It was just how you taught me. 327 00:15:03,871 --> 00:15:05,158 I was in a team ledger meeting, 328 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,389 Threw out a couple of suggestions... Oh, did his point guy get pissed! 329 00:15:08,899 --> 00:15:10,527 But Heath loved my ideas. 330 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:12,932 Now he only listens to what I say. 331 00:15:13,141 --> 00:15:14,939 Where are you steering him now, Josh? 332 00:15:15,046 --> 00:15:17,364 We're about to close on Lost in the Clouds. 333 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,934 Really? 334 00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:20,426 Yeah, what? You don't like it? 335 00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:22,321 No no, you know, I shouldn't say anything. 336 00:15:22,394 --> 00:15:25,285 Excuse me, miss, could we be seated now? Thanks. 337 00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,210 - Right this way, Mr. Gold. - All right. 338 00:15:27,453 --> 00:15:29,995 Are you just being a hater, or you really got something to say? 339 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,986 Do you really want Heath up on another mountain 340 00:15:32,059 --> 00:15:33,516 playing gay again? I mean, come on, 341 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,902 Brokeback is still in people's minds. 342 00:15:36,048 --> 00:15:37,286 Very much so. 343 00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:40,638 Gay? What are you talking about? 344 00:15:40,711 --> 00:15:42,776 This is supposed to be a badass mountain climber. 345 00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:44,160 Maybe. Did you read the book? 346 00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,661 I mean, there is a reason why he chose the handsome sherpa 347 00:15:46,734 --> 00:15:49,481 who was educated at Oxford to show him up the mountain. 348 00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:52,114 I was thinking about the Rock for the sherpa. 349 00:15:54,526 --> 00:15:57,220 There is an image. Look, I don't mean to tell you your business, 350 00:15:57,366 --> 00:16:00,329 but what do you think they were doing in that cave for two weeks? 351 00:16:00,444 --> 00:16:02,897 They were using each other's asses as hand warmers. 352 00:16:03,268 --> 00:16:05,552 The love affair... it's the subtext of the whole script, 353 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,568 even if it doesn't overtly make the movie. 354 00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:10,862 I think Heath and the Rock will make a hot couple. 355 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,674 I wouldn't worry about it at all. 356 00:16:12,796 --> 00:16:14,035 You've got my $10.50. 357 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,683 I gotta go call Heath. Excuse me, guys. 358 00:16:17,756 --> 00:16:18,995 Sorry, guys. 359 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,473 What do you think? 360 00:16:21,789 --> 00:16:25,165 When you told me your plan, I thought it was simple and stupid. 361 00:16:25,554 --> 00:16:27,526 - And now? - Brilliant and complex. 362 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,630 There you go. a couple of shots, huh, Lloyd? 363 00:16:29,751 --> 00:16:31,257 Okay, Ari Gold, okay. 364 00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:34,422 Excuse me, miss, can we get a couple of Woo-Woos over here? 365 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,260 What the fuck is a Woo-Woo? 366 00:16:41,390 --> 00:16:43,674 - Hey, Johnny. - Hey, gorgeous. 367 00:16:44,038 --> 00:16:47,220 - What up, playas? - Looking good, Johnny Drama. 368 00:16:47,512 --> 00:16:50,634 Feeling good, J.J., feeling good. Hey, Angela, how's it hanging, baby? 369 00:16:50,732 --> 00:16:52,189 Hey, Johnny. How was your hiatus? 370 00:16:52,286 --> 00:16:54,060 Any better... I'd be guilty. 371 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,476 Gary! Yo! 372 00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:00,387 - Drama, what up, dawg? - What up, biatches? 373 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,041 Johnny, what's up, man? You look good. 374 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,559 You lose weight or what? 375 00:17:03,632 --> 00:17:06,704 Maybe a couple pounds. I've been hitting the gym, doing two a day. 376 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:08,574 Nice. Hey, we should work out sometime. 377 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,992 If you think you can keep up with my regimen. 378 00:17:12,085 --> 00:17:13,664 Yo, man, that's a sweet hat. 379 00:17:13,977 --> 00:17:15,046 This little thing? 380 00:17:15,477 --> 00:17:17,348 - It's a'ight. - A'ight? Dude, it's awesome. 381 00:17:17,882 --> 00:17:18,926 Killer, man. 382 00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:21,156 That's from that medical marijuana joint, huh, Drama? 383 00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:23,801 Dude, I hear they got the illest og kush there. 384 00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:26,898 Let's just say membership has its privileges. 385 00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:28,387 Nice, Drama. 386 00:17:28,437 --> 00:17:31,076 Dude, you just turned this into one very sweet new season. 387 00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:32,655 - Yeah? - Fuck yeah, dude. 388 00:17:32,763 --> 00:17:34,657 Yo, what the hell we waitin' for, boys? 389 00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:36,601 Let's hit Drama's trailer, spark it up. 390 00:17:36,649 --> 00:17:37,718 Come on. 391 00:17:38,818 --> 00:17:41,149 Don't even tell me you didn't bring any for us. 392 00:17:41,735 --> 00:17:43,387 Of course I did. It's in the car. 393 00:17:44,782 --> 00:17:47,065 - I'll go get it. - All right! 394 00:17:48,222 --> 00:17:50,627 Dude, he's the man. We're hooking up. 395 00:17:57,848 --> 00:17:59,111 Come on, Turtle, pick it up. 396 00:18:05,808 --> 00:18:07,217 Did you finish all my weed? 397 00:18:07,435 --> 00:18:08,699 Nah, not all of it. 398 00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:11,443 I need you on the set with whatever's left, now. 399 00:18:11,589 --> 00:18:14,213 I'm not moving too fast, Drama. this is some powerful shit. 400 00:18:14,407 --> 00:18:15,842 Now, Turtle, now! 401 00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:20,899 - Hey, Elvis. - How are you? 402 00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:23,817 Good to see you. Haven't seen you since Sundance. 403 00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:25,371 - That's right. - How have you been? 404 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,635 - Very well. And you? - Good. 405 00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:28,708 This is my producer and manager, Eric Murphy. 406 00:18:28,781 --> 00:18:30,188 - Nice to meet you. - How are you? 407 00:18:30,237 --> 00:18:31,913 - Well. How are you? - I'm good, thanks. 408 00:18:32,374 --> 00:18:34,172 And here's Mr. Walsh now. 409 00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:35,597 Mr. Mitchell. 410 00:18:36,285 --> 00:18:37,986 - Pleasure to meet you. - How are you? 411 00:18:39,388 --> 00:18:40,627 So, uh... 412 00:18:41,045 --> 00:18:43,455 How charming do we have to be to get the cover? 413 00:18:46,724 --> 00:18:48,412 - Who told you, Ari? - Told me what? 414 00:18:48,485 --> 00:18:50,890 What are you talking about? I was just calling to apologize. 415 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,173 You know, I thought maybe I was a little rude earlier. 416 00:18:53,246 --> 00:18:55,189 Brian Grazer, how are you, man? Good to see you. 417 00:18:55,238 --> 00:18:57,375 Listen, the real American Gangster. Everything good? 418 00:18:57,448 --> 00:18:59,051 It's good, but I'll see you in a while. 419 00:18:59,148 --> 00:19:01,383 Yes, you will. Can we put Vinnie and Russell together? 420 00:19:02,193 --> 00:19:03,602 We will. Dana, listen, 421 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,090 I know that deep down my behavior really turns you on, 422 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,495 but in case it really doesn't, then yes, I am sorry. 423 00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:11,329 Whatever. Heath's off Lost in the Clouds. 424 00:19:12,823 --> 00:19:14,086 - Really? - Yeah, it turns out 425 00:19:14,193 --> 00:19:16,987 he's got some passion project he wants to direct. 426 00:19:17,234 --> 00:19:20,052 A very interesting turn of events out of nowhere. 427 00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:22,423 And an even stranger one that I'm calling you now. 428 00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:24,390 Well, you tell Curtis that Vinnie is in. 429 00:19:25,691 --> 00:19:27,173 You know, I would love to, 430 00:19:27,341 --> 00:19:28,774 but Curtis is out. 431 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,356 Wanted to only work with Heath on this and no one else. 432 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,459 Jesus. So now what? 433 00:19:34,653 --> 00:19:37,544 So now my fast-track film has hit the skids. 434 00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:43,137 Smoke smoke smoke! 435 00:19:56,912 --> 00:19:58,759 Take it easy, Drama. That shit's strong. 436 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,091 Hey, everyone, Turtle here thinks he's my dad, 437 00:20:01,236 --> 00:20:02,864 thinks I should slow down. 438 00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:05,162 Don't worry, bro, he's cool. 439 00:20:06,036 --> 00:20:07,494 See, Turtle? I'm cool. 440 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,486 All right, I'm up. 441 00:20:09,993 --> 00:20:11,839 - You just went, Drama. - Just hit me, bitch. 442 00:20:12,214 --> 00:20:15,445 - It's not your turn, Drama. - Just fucking hit me, man. 443 00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,187 You don't have any cards, Drama. 444 00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:20,033 Well, get me some motherfucking cards then, son. 445 00:20:20,713 --> 00:20:22,243 All right, dawg. 446 00:20:26,173 --> 00:20:27,485 Hit me. 447 00:20:30,064 --> 00:20:31,254 Strip or smoke. 448 00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:33,635 Well, there's no way I'm taking these boxers off 449 00:20:33,756 --> 00:20:36,234 and humiliating all the other men in here, so... 450 00:20:36,428 --> 00:20:37,498 I'll strip for you. 451 00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:39,514 I'll take that... 452 00:20:40,129 --> 00:20:42,437 And I'll smoke. Pack that shit tight. 453 00:20:43,884 --> 00:20:45,488 You're out of your mind, Drama. 454 00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:48,552 Smoke smoke smoke... 455 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,430 Are you okay, Drama? 456 00:21:06,858 --> 00:21:07,902 What? 457 00:21:07,999 --> 00:21:09,360 Are you okay? 458 00:21:11,932 --> 00:21:13,365 Why is everyone looking at me? 459 00:21:13,694 --> 00:21:15,054 'Cause you're talking. 460 00:21:15,224 --> 00:21:18,091 - I'm not talking, you're talking. - Relax, Drama. 461 00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:20,644 I can't relax. My pulse is skyrocketing. 462 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,400 - Check my pulse. - Oh shit, dude. 463 00:21:23,497 --> 00:21:25,295 Someone is bugging out. 464 00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:28,015 I'm not bugging out. My mouth is just dry. I need some water. 465 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,675 But out! Bug out! Bug out... 466 00:21:34,824 --> 00:21:36,960 I'm not bugging out. Give me water. 467 00:21:37,215 --> 00:21:39,931 Someone get me some water. Get me some water! 468 00:21:42,909 --> 00:21:44,245 Turtle, why won't they help me? 469 00:21:46,441 --> 00:21:48,676 Why don't you just help yourself and embrace it? 470 00:21:50,814 --> 00:21:52,125 Yeah, I'm bugging out. 471 00:21:53,196 --> 00:21:54,945 I'm bugging out! 472 00:22:03,649 --> 00:22:05,959 So we're standing on the side of this mountain 473 00:22:06,032 --> 00:22:09,238 overlooking this place that Pablo Escobar terrorized 474 00:22:09,384 --> 00:22:11,861 for over a decade, and we're going, 475 00:22:12,501 --> 00:22:16,436 "what is the flaw in humanity that makes people act so cruel?" 476 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,848 - Elvis, it was amazing. - It was very inspiring. 477 00:22:19,428 --> 00:22:20,772 What did you think, Eric? 478 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,157 Oh, Eric wasn't there. 479 00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:24,622 I was at base camp preparing for the next scene. 480 00:22:24,671 --> 00:22:26,371 Eric wasn't necessarily on set a lot. 481 00:22:26,444 --> 00:22:28,408 I was wherever I needed to be, wherever that was. 482 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,081 Eric has the toughest job and he'll probably get the least amount of credit. 483 00:22:32,275 --> 00:22:35,360 But he's the smallest so he doesn't need as much credit as big people. 484 00:22:36,348 --> 00:22:38,729 Then again, my ego isn't half as big as Billy's. 485 00:22:38,850 --> 00:22:41,061 Shit, Simon Cowell's ego isn't as big. 486 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,197 - You guys have an amazing rapport. - Don't they? 487 00:22:44,391 --> 00:22:46,407 The three of you. Did you all grow up together? 488 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,083 No, just me and E. 489 00:22:48,499 --> 00:22:50,200 "Tiny E"... that's our nickname for him. 490 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,847 You can print that. 491 00:22:57,046 --> 00:22:58,115 Thanks again, guys. 492 00:22:58,285 --> 00:22:59,330 Thank you. 493 00:22:59,427 --> 00:23:01,322 - Good luck at Cannes. - Thank you. 494 00:23:01,738 --> 00:23:04,697 - You fucking prick. - Lick my balls, bitch. 495 00:23:04,915 --> 00:23:06,926 You want me to whip your ass again, fucking hack? 496 00:23:06,974 --> 00:23:09,428 - Hack? Let's go, right here. - Yeah, you're a fucking hack. 497 00:23:09,781 --> 00:23:11,603 Shut the fuck up! 498 00:23:12,053 --> 00:23:13,244 Seriously. 499 00:23:13,521 --> 00:23:16,144 E, get in the fucking car. Go. 500 00:23:18,261 --> 00:23:20,152 - You'd better run, pussy. - Run? 501 00:23:25,017 --> 00:23:26,814 I'm sorry, man. I just hate him. 502 00:23:27,826 --> 00:23:30,134 - Talk to you later, Billy. - Don't be mad at me. 503 00:23:32,053 --> 00:23:34,964 Drive away now. Drive away if you know what's good for you. 504 00:23:35,085 --> 00:23:36,980 - Are you fucking serious? - Oh, what, it's me? 505 00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:39,674 Walsh is a mess. I mean, look at him. He's a crazy artist. 506 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:41,788 You're not. 507 00:23:41,836 --> 00:23:44,460 You're supposed to have your head on your shoulders, right? 508 00:23:45,139 --> 00:23:47,519 Right. No, you're right, Vince, I'm sorry. 509 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,438 But six more weeks and that's it. 510 00:23:50,608 --> 00:23:52,454 We finish posting this movie, we go to Cannes, 511 00:23:52,551 --> 00:23:54,772 and then I never see or speak to this fuck again, ever. 512 00:23:54,845 --> 00:23:56,157 - Fine. - Fine. 513 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,693 - Hey, what's up, Ari? 514 00:23:58,815 --> 00:24:00,661 Who wants to climb mount Annapurna? 515 00:24:01,317 --> 00:24:02,556 - We got it? - We got it. 516 00:24:02,743 --> 00:24:04,378 - That's sick. - No, what's sick is 517 00:24:04,427 --> 00:24:06,746 I also got E on as a producer. 518 00:24:07,038 --> 00:24:08,422 - Nice. - How did you do that? 519 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,827 By using the hype to sell them the dream-team package. 520 00:24:10,973 --> 00:24:12,243 Oh yeah? Who's the dream team? 521 00:24:12,341 --> 00:24:14,553 Team Medellin, baby. Vinnie stars, 522 00:24:14,866 --> 00:24:16,639 you produce, Walsh directs. 523 00:24:19,797 --> 00:24:21,401 Fuck me...