1 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:20,352 Oh, it's Ari again. 2 00:01:20,299 --> 00:01:21,341 All right, how about I take this? 3 00:01:21,379 --> 00:01:24,298 - Wanna take that? Okay. - Yeah. Thank you. 4 00:01:25,379 --> 00:01:26,463 Can't you wait for a callback? 5 00:01:26,499 --> 00:01:30,127 As the French might say, no, I fucking cannot. 6 00:01:30,059 --> 00:01:31,601 You know why, Eric? 7 00:01:31,619 --> 00:01:33,536 It's because I have a box of rare truffles 8 00:01:33,539 --> 00:01:35,456 sitting on my desk... a gift from Harvey. 9 00:01:35,459 --> 00:01:37,209 - Do you know why? - I can guess. 10 00:01:37,219 --> 00:01:39,136 It's because you sold him on a movie 11 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,016 you're in no position to sell. 12 00:01:41,019 --> 00:01:43,729 Now he thinks we're all traveling to Cannes together. 13 00:01:43,699 --> 00:01:45,825 Don't worry about it, Ari. It's not your problem. 14 00:01:45,818 --> 00:01:46,902 Not my problem? 15 00:01:46,939 --> 00:01:49,357 Did you know that Harvey was a marine, Eric? 16 00:01:49,339 --> 00:01:52,132 A middle-class Jew who grew up with everything, 17 00:01:52,098 --> 00:01:54,433 yet he chose to join the marines. 18 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,169 - Do you know why? - No. Why? 19 00:01:56,179 --> 00:01:58,138 It's because, and I quote, 20 00:01:58,138 --> 00:02:01,057 he "wanted to know what it felt like to kill someone." 21 00:02:01,018 --> 00:02:02,853 He will now kill me 22 00:02:02,858 --> 00:02:04,442 when I tell him what you did. 23 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,085 I set a dinner. I'm telling him tonight, so relax. 24 00:02:07,058 --> 00:02:08,851 - You're gonna tell him in person? - That's right. 25 00:02:08,858 --> 00:02:11,026 What I wouldn't pay to see that. 26 00:02:11,018 --> 00:02:13,019 Well, save your money for Botox, Ari. 27 00:02:13,018 --> 00:02:14,894 All that negativity's starting to take its toll. 28 00:02:14,898 --> 00:02:16,065 Call waiting. Later, loser. 29 00:02:16,098 --> 00:02:18,016 Lloyd, I see dead people. Why? 30 00:02:18,018 --> 00:02:20,812 I don't know, but M. Night just called to say he doesn't see you. 31 00:02:20,777 --> 00:02:22,695 Well, I'm at the cemetery just like he said. 32 00:02:22,697 --> 00:02:24,865 Remind me again why I put up with this shit. 33 00:02:24,858 --> 00:02:27,150 Because his movies have grossed almost $2 billion 34 00:02:27,138 --> 00:02:28,388 and because you're scared of him. 35 00:02:28,418 --> 00:02:30,836 Thank you, Lloyd, but I fear nothing. 36 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,443 Argh! 37 00:02:33,217 --> 00:02:34,509 A little jumpy, Ari? 38 00:02:34,537 --> 00:02:38,123 We're in a cemetery, Night. Even for you this is bizarre. 39 00:02:38,137 --> 00:02:41,139 Don't be an ass. I'm shooting an Amex commercial. 40 00:02:41,097 --> 00:02:42,848 Oh, great. And you want me to star in it. 41 00:02:42,857 --> 00:02:44,441 That's why you've summoned me to the valley. 42 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:46,876 No, I finished a new draft of the screenplay 43 00:02:46,857 --> 00:02:48,775 - and I don't trust messengers. - Wow. You're, like, 44 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,695 six weeks ahead of schedule. Are you gonna put yourself in it? 45 00:02:50,696 --> 00:02:53,031 - I'm gonna improv a little something. - Indians and improv... 46 00:02:53,017 --> 00:02:54,643 No greater match. 47 00:02:57,017 --> 00:02:58,267 You're gonna read it tonight. 48 00:02:58,297 --> 00:03:00,882 - Of course I will. - Don't tell me you will if you won't. 49 00:03:01,338 --> 00:03:03,672 My night, M. Night, will be dedicated to nothing 50 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,894 but enjoying your latest creation. 51 00:03:05,896 --> 00:03:07,480 I'm gonna drive by your office in the morning, 52 00:03:07,497 --> 00:03:09,039 I'm gonna pick it up and I'm gonna quiz ya. 53 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:11,133 - As always. - Bye, Ari. 54 00:03:11,136 --> 00:03:12,678 See you, Night. 55 00:03:13,056 --> 00:03:15,766 Ari, you've got the missus' best friend's dinner tonight. 56 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,362 Oh, fuck. Look at this thing. 57 00:03:17,377 --> 00:03:19,795 It's, like, 200 pages. Find me a flashlight. 58 00:03:19,776 --> 00:03:21,652 I'm gonna have to read this at the table. 59 00:03:22,016 --> 00:03:24,017 Why do we have to bring this guy out with us, Johnny? 60 00:03:24,016 --> 00:03:25,892 'Cause he's the mayor of Beverly Hills. 61 00:03:25,896 --> 00:03:27,939 And why do you care if you don't live in Beverly Hills? 62 00:03:27,937 --> 00:03:30,647 I care because the mayor could use his political clout 63 00:03:30,616 --> 00:03:32,408 to annex my condo in. 64 00:03:32,535 --> 00:03:35,203 How would you like to see this place rocking a 90210 zip code? 65 00:03:35,176 --> 00:03:37,510 You're 40 feet from the border now. What's gonna change? 66 00:03:37,496 --> 00:03:40,122 It's like asking what changes between North and South Korean borders. 67 00:03:40,216 --> 00:03:43,051 - Yeah, that's a good analogy. - Turtle, come here. 68 00:03:43,016 --> 00:03:44,808 Look out that window. 69 00:03:44,935 --> 00:03:47,770 You see that brand new fire station out there? That's Beverly Hills. 70 00:03:47,935 --> 00:03:50,103 Do you know, if they were to look in here and see me burning, 71 00:03:50,095 --> 00:03:52,763 they couldn't do anything about it? I would have to wait hours 72 00:03:52,736 --> 00:03:55,070 for L.A. County to come and save me. 73 00:03:55,055 --> 00:03:57,681 I don't want to wait, Vin. I want to be saved. 74 00:03:57,816 --> 00:03:59,400 You are beyond saving, Drama. 75 00:03:59,815 --> 00:04:00,857 Vince can save me. 76 00:04:01,135 --> 00:04:03,011 - How? - The guy just wants 77 00:04:03,015 --> 00:04:05,641 to roll with the big-time celebrity for the evening, have a good time. 78 00:04:05,615 --> 00:04:08,241 But you're a big-time celeb, Johnny. Why do I have to go? 79 00:04:08,655 --> 00:04:10,322 Well, apparently, he doesn't watch TV. 80 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,960 Look... 81 00:04:11,974 --> 00:04:14,142 The annexation vote is on Wednesday. 82 00:04:14,774 --> 00:04:16,608 He knows what I want and alluded to the fact 83 00:04:16,615 --> 00:04:18,699 that one hand washes the other. 84 00:04:18,694 --> 00:04:21,029 I need my hands washed, baby bro, 85 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:22,468 and you are the soap. 86 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:23,995 It's Thursday night, Vince. Fuck his hands. 87 00:04:24,015 --> 00:04:25,140 Shut up, Turtle. 88 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:27,084 - Is he a good guy, Johnny? - He's a great guy. 89 00:04:27,214 --> 00:04:29,174 We puff stogies at the Havana Room all the time. 90 00:04:29,574 --> 00:04:31,116 - Okay, we'll bring him out. - Yes! 91 00:04:31,135 --> 00:04:32,135 Bring who out where? 92 00:04:32,174 --> 00:04:33,633 We're rolling with the mayor of Beverly Hills, E. 93 00:04:33,653 --> 00:04:35,988 - Too bad you gotta Miss it. - Oh yeah, too bad. 94 00:04:35,974 --> 00:04:37,975 - Harvey should be fun, though. - Shut up, Turtle. 95 00:04:37,974 --> 00:04:39,808 I don't know why you can't just tell Harvey on the phone, E. 96 00:04:39,814 --> 00:04:41,357 Maybe he wants to feel Harvey's spit 97 00:04:41,374 --> 00:04:42,833 when he launches it at him again! 98 00:04:42,854 --> 00:04:44,772 No, I just want to be a man and own up face to face. 99 00:04:44,774 --> 00:04:47,067 You know what? E went out on his own 100 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,972 against the family on this. He may have to take a little spit. 101 00:04:49,934 --> 00:04:51,100 Thanks, Vince. 102 00:04:51,814 --> 00:04:53,064 A little scared of Harvey, huh? 103 00:04:53,374 --> 00:04:54,457 I'm not afraid of Harvey. 104 00:04:54,493 --> 00:04:56,369 Because I will go with you if you ask nicely. 105 00:04:56,613 --> 00:04:58,113 - The mayor, Vince. - I don't want you to go. 106 00:04:58,133 --> 00:04:59,925 I got myself into this, I can get myself out of it. 107 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,141 That's the spirit, kid. 108 00:05:01,174 --> 00:05:02,632 And I'm not afraid of Harvey, all right? 109 00:05:02,653 --> 00:05:04,487 I'm trying to be professional and courteous by doing this, 110 00:05:04,493 --> 00:05:06,703 but I'm not gonna sit there while he yells in my face again. 111 00:05:06,693 --> 00:05:09,112 - You're gonna fight Harvey? - No, don't fight Harvey, E. 112 00:05:09,094 --> 00:05:10,344 - Harvey's big, E. - Yeah, E, 113 00:05:10,373 --> 00:05:12,082 I think Harvey can definitely take you. 114 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:13,967 You used to think you could take me, Turtle. 115 00:05:13,972 --> 00:05:16,182 - You wanna go? - Ha, I would fuckin'... 116 00:05:24,292 --> 00:05:26,210 I'm simply asking you 117 00:05:26,212 --> 00:05:28,964 not to dilly-dally, that's all. 118 00:05:28,932 --> 00:05:30,600 And I am not gonna rush through dinner. 119 00:05:30,613 --> 00:05:31,988 This is my best friend's engagement. 120 00:05:32,013 --> 00:05:33,555 Come on, she's been married twice before. 121 00:05:33,572 --> 00:05:34,864 I'm sure we'll get another run at this. 122 00:05:34,892 --> 00:05:36,809 I already stood in the driveway waiting for you, Ari. 123 00:05:36,812 --> 00:05:39,480 Just chew fast and don't order an appetizer or a dessert. 124 00:05:39,453 --> 00:05:41,036 Give me a break. 125 00:05:41,612 --> 00:05:43,780 - Hi. - Oh, Joyce, you look beautiful. 126 00:05:43,772 --> 00:05:46,023 - Thank you. You too, muffin. - I'm so excited. 127 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,930 Perfect timing. Ron's at the bar and we thought we'd get 128 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:48,933 a before-dinner drink. What do you say? 129 00:05:48,971 --> 00:05:50,013 No. 130 00:05:50,372 --> 00:05:51,789 - No? - No, we're starving. 131 00:05:51,812 --> 00:05:54,022 So grab your man and let's get this thing rolling. 132 00:05:54,011 --> 00:05:56,221 He's kidding. We would love to have a drink... 133 00:05:56,211 --> 00:05:57,420 Or two. 134 00:06:03,091 --> 00:06:05,009 Slow down, Turtle. It's the French country on the right. 135 00:06:07,851 --> 00:06:09,978 Wow, nice house. 136 00:06:10,372 --> 00:06:12,081 He is the mayor of Beverly Hills, bro. 137 00:06:12,131 --> 00:06:14,883 Pull over there, Turtle. 138 00:06:15,171 --> 00:06:16,672 What are you doing? 139 00:06:16,691 --> 00:06:18,150 Letting the mayor know we're here. 140 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,837 You don't honk, you Neanderthal. 141 00:06:19,851 --> 00:06:22,728 You ring the bell like an upstanding Beverly Hills citizen would do. 142 00:06:23,052 --> 00:06:24,344 Too late. 143 00:06:24,811 --> 00:06:25,894 Hey. 144 00:06:26,531 --> 00:06:29,158 Don't forget your corsage. 145 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,749 Mayor Laurie. 146 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:36,971 John Chase, is that Vinnie Chase I see in that car? 147 00:06:37,251 --> 00:06:38,793 - Hi. How are you? - I'm Turtle. 148 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:41,435 Oh, Vinnie, I am a big fan... Big big fan. 149 00:06:41,410 --> 00:06:43,578 My kids... They're just obsessed with Aquaman. 150 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:46,515 My daughter cried when they replaced you in the sequel, 151 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,450 said she will not see it no matter how good it is. 152 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,620 - Tell her "thank you." - I will. I will. 153 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:53,987 - Ready to go now? - Yeah yeah. 154 00:06:53,969 --> 00:06:56,095 Uh... Gotta grab a jacket first. 155 00:06:56,091 --> 00:06:57,341 Walk with me, John. 156 00:06:57,891 --> 00:06:59,725 Yeah, this guy's gonna fit right in with us. 157 00:06:59,730 --> 00:07:01,231 Oh, I really appreciate this. 158 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:03,084 My wife's been gone for over a year now 159 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,174 and I've been really lonely. 160 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,876 Hey, what are friends for? 161 00:07:06,890 --> 00:07:09,725 Yeah, but I think I'm gonna take my own car. 162 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:12,609 Are you sure you don't want to have Turtle chauffeur? 163 00:07:12,609 --> 00:07:14,861 Then we can get hammered and have a really good night. 164 00:07:15,170 --> 00:07:17,546 You know what would make it a really great night, John? 165 00:07:18,249 --> 00:07:20,125 It's if that movie star brother of yours 166 00:07:20,129 --> 00:07:21,755 could help provide me some comfort 167 00:07:21,769 --> 00:07:24,605 of a foxy young thing I don't have to pay for. 168 00:07:25,649 --> 00:07:26,983 He can do that. 169 00:07:28,609 --> 00:07:29,775 You... 170 00:07:40,649 --> 00:07:42,983 Hi. How are you? I'm here to meet Harvey... 171 00:07:42,968 --> 00:07:44,093 - Mr. Murphy? - Yes. 172 00:07:44,128 --> 00:07:46,213 - Right this way. - Thank you. 173 00:07:51,328 --> 00:07:53,746 - How are you, Eric? - Hey, how are you, Harvey? 174 00:07:53,728 --> 00:07:55,604 Good good. Great great. 175 00:07:55,729 --> 00:07:57,396 I'm great. Sit sit. 176 00:07:57,888 --> 00:07:59,806 - Try that wine. - Okay. 177 00:08:04,288 --> 00:08:05,414 It's good. 178 00:08:05,608 --> 00:08:07,567 Good? That's a '53 Margaux. 179 00:08:07,568 --> 00:08:09,151 It's 3,300 bucks a bottle. 180 00:08:09,168 --> 00:08:11,336 I only drink it on celebratory occasions. 181 00:08:11,328 --> 00:08:13,037 This being one, I ordered two bottles. 182 00:08:13,049 --> 00:08:14,591 Let's celebrate. 183 00:08:16,048 --> 00:08:18,174 - Listen, Harvey... - Oh, would you look at this? 184 00:08:18,408 --> 00:08:19,784 See that little cunt? 185 00:08:19,807 --> 00:08:22,059 That prick stole my V.P. Of production. 186 00:08:22,048 --> 00:08:23,173 He's lucky I don't go over there 187 00:08:23,207 --> 00:08:25,000 and crack this fucking bottle over his head. 188 00:08:25,888 --> 00:08:27,096 I'm not gonna do that, though. 189 00:08:27,408 --> 00:08:29,075 My doctor says I can't do that anymore 190 00:08:29,088 --> 00:08:30,630 'cause my blood pressure's off the charts. 191 00:08:33,087 --> 00:08:36,423 So, you and me, E... stress-free dinner. 192 00:08:37,408 --> 00:08:39,617 - To "Medellin." - "Medellin." 193 00:08:41,527 --> 00:08:43,361 I've never been so embarrassed in my life. 194 00:08:43,367 --> 00:08:45,035 What? Listen, what's so bad? 195 00:08:45,047 --> 00:08:47,924 Uh, you got the check before we got our entrees. 196 00:08:47,888 --> 00:08:50,264 - At least I paid, right? - You are such an asshole. 197 00:08:50,247 --> 00:08:51,956 That may be, but I'm an asshole 198 00:08:51,967 --> 00:08:53,718 that's gonna be home at 9:30, ready to read. 199 00:08:53,727 --> 00:08:55,311 You know what? Let's get an early start on this. 200 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,995 Grab my briefcase, you read to me. 201 00:08:57,007 --> 00:08:58,007 Screw you. 202 00:08:58,046 --> 00:08:59,881 Come on, baby, be a team player. 203 00:08:59,886 --> 00:09:02,012 If Night pulls another half-billion-dollar grosser 204 00:09:02,007 --> 00:09:04,049 out of his hat, I'll get you some diamonds. 205 00:09:06,886 --> 00:09:08,678 - The briefcase isn't here. - What do you mean? 206 00:09:08,686 --> 00:09:11,354 Just what I said. Are you sure you didn't leave it in the office? 207 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,762 What, you don't believe me? 208 00:09:17,887 --> 00:09:21,264 Jesus Christ, the valet probably stole it. 209 00:09:21,526 --> 00:09:24,612 - Don't be racist. - Valets steal shit, all right? 210 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,775 Just because they're mostly Hispanic doesn't make me a racist. 211 00:09:26,926 --> 00:09:28,426 You know what happens if this gets out? 212 00:09:28,446 --> 00:09:31,406 If someone puts Night's new ending on the Internet, my life is over! 213 00:09:31,686 --> 00:09:32,853 Nobody's gonna know you did it. 214 00:09:32,885 --> 00:09:35,387 Yes, they will, because Night, that little sick fuck, 215 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,910 printed my name on every fucking page! 216 00:09:37,885 --> 00:09:39,803 So maybe the valets put it in the trunk. 217 00:09:44,605 --> 00:09:46,105 It's gone. Not fucking here. 218 00:09:46,126 --> 00:09:48,752 They fucking stole it. The motherfuckers stole it. 219 00:09:49,205 --> 00:09:51,665 Wh... Did they replace it with this? 220 00:09:51,646 --> 00:09:54,439 - What the fuck is that? - You tell me, freak. 221 00:09:54,526 --> 00:09:56,068 I have no idea! 222 00:09:56,925 --> 00:09:58,926 Well, there's a whole bag. 223 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:00,208 The seats aren't as dark as they're supposed to be. 224 00:10:00,245 --> 00:10:01,245 What? 225 00:10:01,284 --> 00:10:02,868 - They gave us the wrong car. - Shut up. 226 00:10:02,885 --> 00:10:04,719 Get in there. What, are you fucking blind? 227 00:10:04,724 --> 00:10:06,100 You're the one who drove it home, schmuck. 228 00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:07,990 Why would I buy a black cock? 229 00:10:13,725 --> 00:10:15,934 Where the fuck are our salads? 230 00:10:15,925 --> 00:10:17,926 Hey, pal, pal. 231 00:10:20,805 --> 00:10:23,056 How long we gotta wait for a lousy iceberg wedge? 232 00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:24,503 You slice the fucking thing, you put it on a plate 233 00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:25,900 and you bring it over here. 234 00:10:27,845 --> 00:10:29,721 Anyway, E, what was I talking about? 235 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:32,076 You were saying that you were, uh... 236 00:10:32,084 --> 00:10:34,502 You were pissed off at us after we fucked you over at Sundance. 237 00:10:34,685 --> 00:10:36,436 Oh, yeah yeah. Oh, I was raging. 238 00:10:36,764 --> 00:10:39,098 Sure, you little pricks let me call a press-conference 239 00:10:39,084 --> 00:10:41,043 to announce I'm in business with you and then you bail on me? 240 00:10:41,164 --> 00:10:44,040 I know. That was... That was a big mistake, Harvey. 241 00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,185 It's a mistake? 242 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:49,000 That was some mistake. Don't you ever 243 00:10:49,563 --> 00:10:51,397 make a mistake like that with me again, 244 00:10:51,643 --> 00:10:54,103 because next time I'm not gonna be so kind. 245 00:10:54,923 --> 00:10:56,007 I'll kill people. 246 00:10:56,443 --> 00:10:58,110 You mind if I use the bathroom, Harvey? 247 00:10:58,123 --> 00:11:01,208 Sure, go ahead. Oh oh, hey, E, E, 248 00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:03,647 on your way over there walk by that cunt's table 249 00:11:03,643 --> 00:11:05,477 and give him a little elbow in the head. 250 00:11:06,963 --> 00:11:08,005 If you feel like it. 251 00:11:14,723 --> 00:11:17,433 How am I gonna get this guy laid, Johnny, seriously? 252 00:11:17,723 --> 00:11:18,681 Tell girls 253 00:11:18,723 --> 00:11:20,765 that if they fuck him, you'll fuck 'em after. 254 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,680 That sounds like like a good deal for Vince. 255 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,600 He'd be lying. 256 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:28,187 - Oh, Jesus. - How did he beat us here? 257 00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:39,196 Hey, what's up, Vince? 258 00:11:39,843 --> 00:11:40,843 Hey, E. 259 00:11:40,882 --> 00:11:42,800 - How is it going over there? - It's not. 260 00:11:42,801 --> 00:11:44,427 This guy's nuts. He's teetering on the edge. 261 00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:46,263 Did he yell at you? 262 00:11:46,282 --> 00:11:48,199 No, he didn't yell at me 'cause I didn't tell him yet. 263 00:11:48,203 --> 00:11:49,578 I thought you said you weren't afraid of Harvey. 264 00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:51,894 I'm not scared of him, but it wouldn't be good for anybody if I end up 265 00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:53,049 rolling around in the parking lot 266 00:11:53,081 --> 00:11:54,456 with one of the most powerful men in Hollywood. 267 00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:55,565 So what do you want me to do? 268 00:11:55,641 --> 00:11:56,725 I want you to come down here. 269 00:11:56,761 --> 00:11:58,762 - I'm with the mayor, E. - Fuck the mayor, Vince. 270 00:11:58,762 --> 00:12:00,596 Harvey's not gonna make the same kind of scene if you're here. 271 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,573 Swallow your pride and admit you're afraid of him and I'm there. 272 00:12:05,001 --> 00:12:06,669 Look, I'm not scared of Harvey. 273 00:12:06,681 --> 00:12:08,140 How long you think you can keep me 274 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,703 waiting at the table without me getting antsy? 275 00:12:09,722 --> 00:12:11,723 Sorry about that, Harvey. I'm actually talking to Vince. 276 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,150 Hey, Vince. How the fuck are you? 277 00:12:15,161 --> 00:12:17,120 - Hey, Harvey. - Where are you, pal? 278 00:12:17,641 --> 00:12:19,642 I just walked into a place called Winston's. 279 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,517 I love Winston's! We'll come over there for a celebratory toast. 280 00:12:22,481 --> 00:12:24,273 - Okay. - Walk the other way, David, 281 00:12:24,281 --> 00:12:26,699 or I'll pull out your fucking eyeballs. Yeah, we'll see you soon. 282 00:12:26,681 --> 00:12:28,682 - See you. - Come on, eat. 283 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,954 Vince, Nel really likes this one over here. 284 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,729 Can you go talk to her? 285 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,173 It's a black L.S. Hybrid, 286 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,494 so don't be afraid to step on the gas and get it up here. 287 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,459 This is a black L.S. 288 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,773 That's the wrong black L.S., obviously. 289 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,104 Okay, is there a manager? 290 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,950 - I am the manager. - An English-speaking manager. 291 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,461 - I speak English. - First-language English-speaking... 292 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,149 It's okay. You switched cars on us. 293 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,691 - Oh shit, that's not your car? - No. 294 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:08,639 Because the guy who just left in the same car 295 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:09,973 accused us of stealing his glasses. 296 00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:12,656 Here they are. Wrongfully accused again. 297 00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:14,248 So he's gone? 298 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,939 Yes, but I'm sure he's gonna come back as soon as he realizes. 299 00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:18,293 I don't have time to wait for that. 300 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,195 I have something I need to get out of the car tonight. 301 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,282 There's nothing you can do about that. 302 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,237 There's always something that can be done, baby. 303 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:26,075 Sometimes you just have to think really really hard. 304 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,747 So everybody think. 305 00:13:30,838 --> 00:13:32,339 Anyone got something? You got something? 306 00:13:32,359 --> 00:13:33,359 No, Ari. 307 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,151 You could always go to his house and hope that he's home. 308 00:13:36,158 --> 00:13:37,909 - What, you know where he lives? - No, 309 00:13:38,158 --> 00:13:39,742 but has it ever occurred to you rich people 310 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:41,300 that when you are enjoying a nice dinner, 311 00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:44,029 we have your keys and your fancy navigation system 312 00:13:43,999 --> 00:13:45,625 to lead us straight to your empty house? 313 00:13:46,839 --> 00:13:48,714 I like your style, pal. 314 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,042 - Setting home... - Oxnard... How far is that? 315 00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:57,821 About 50 miles. 316 00:13:58,118 --> 00:14:00,411 Uh, you're taking me home first. 317 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:02,764 Thank you, sir. 318 00:14:03,518 --> 00:14:05,310 ...5532. 319 00:14:07,078 --> 00:14:08,787 Cool. So I'll call you at, like, 2:00? 320 00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:11,759 Make it 2:30. The boys and I usually grab a bite late-night. 321 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:12,802 Okay. 322 00:14:15,037 --> 00:14:16,287 I thought we were supposed to be pulling for the mayor, 323 00:14:16,318 --> 00:14:17,359 not ourselves. 324 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,315 - I'm just not a good wrangler. - Yeah, well, I am, 325 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,527 and I've been wasting my skills on Drama's cause. 326 00:14:21,518 --> 00:14:23,811 You're telling me you'd be pulling if it was for your cause? 327 00:14:24,278 --> 00:14:27,363 Of course I would be. What kind of question is that? 328 00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:29,693 Fellas, guess who's into politics. 329 00:14:29,957 --> 00:14:31,875 - This is Aneeka. - Anika. 330 00:14:32,117 --> 00:14:34,369 Anika. Anika, the boys. 331 00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:36,608 - Hello, boys. - Anika's from Prague. 332 00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:39,391 I told her a little about our man and she was very impressed. 333 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,671 Gotta love the Eastern Block. 334 00:14:41,678 --> 00:14:43,262 Back in a flash. 335 00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:49,405 Nel, say hello to Anika. 336 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:53,225 Anika, the one and only mayor of Beverly Hills, Nel Laurie. 337 00:14:53,396 --> 00:14:55,689 Johnny has told me of your dedication to the city 338 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,387 and of your kindness. It is so nice to meet you. 339 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:01,650 You too, you too. Would you like to sit? 340 00:15:01,796 --> 00:15:03,547 Yes, I would love to. 341 00:15:08,556 --> 00:15:10,765 My God, you have gorgeous feet. 342 00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:14,619 How about that? 343 00:15:15,676 --> 00:15:16,801 How about this? 344 00:15:19,155 --> 00:15:20,990 He looks like a P.O.W. 345 00:15:38,515 --> 00:15:40,850 Who is it? 346 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:43,461 Hi, my name is Ari Gold. I think you have my car. 347 00:15:43,715 --> 00:15:45,925 What? What are you talking about? 348 00:15:45,914 --> 00:15:47,123 Uh, would you open the door? 349 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,948 No. And I have a dog. 350 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,649 That's great. I think you also have my car. 351 00:15:51,636 --> 00:15:53,637 Do you drive a black Lexus? 352 00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:55,622 My husband does. 353 00:15:55,635 --> 00:15:58,220 Well, I think the valet gave him the wrong car, 354 00:15:58,195 --> 00:15:59,820 'cause I'm driving his. 355 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,127 Valet? What valet? 356 00:16:01,154 --> 00:16:03,364 The valet at Morton's tonight. 357 00:16:05,635 --> 00:16:07,093 Morton's in L.A? 358 00:16:07,114 --> 00:16:08,573 - Yeah. - What was my husband doing 359 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,221 - at Morton's in L.A. Tonight? - Uh... 360 00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:19,573 What the fuck were you doing 361 00:16:19,595 --> 00:16:21,304 - at Morton's tonight? - What? 362 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,966 - The valet switched our cars. - What? 363 00:16:23,954 --> 00:16:25,162 Answer me, who the fuck were you with? 364 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,319 What? 365 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,313 See, that's my briefcase. Thank you, God. 366 00:16:28,314 --> 00:16:30,982 - Answer me, you piece of shit! - What? 367 00:16:30,954 --> 00:16:33,247 Listen, here are your keys. Can I get mine? 368 00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:36,360 I am fucking waiting for a fucking answer! 369 00:16:36,434 --> 00:16:38,352 Deny till you die, pal. 370 00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:44,201 I tell you what: Just admit that you're scared of him 371 00:16:44,193 --> 00:16:45,610 and I'll apologize for you. 372 00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:46,800 I don't need you to apologize, 373 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,375 I just want you to be here when it goes down. 374 00:16:48,394 --> 00:16:50,061 I'm right here. What are you waiting for? 375 00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:51,779 The right moment. 376 00:16:52,473 --> 00:16:55,141 Am I the Chuck Woolery of Winston's or what? 377 00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:56,696 Yeah, only minus the good looks 378 00:16:56,713 --> 00:16:58,506 the tan and the Botany 500 suit. 379 00:16:58,513 --> 00:17:00,347 I got one of those suits, bro. 380 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,813 - Yo, Vince. - Yo, Ray. 381 00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:05,712 - Man, this is delicate. - What's that? 382 00:17:05,712 --> 00:17:07,213 You know your boy you came in with? 383 00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:08,400 Yeah, what about him? 384 00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:10,225 Well, he's about to suck face with a tranny. 385 00:17:10,232 --> 00:17:11,524 What? Come on. 386 00:17:11,992 --> 00:17:13,993 That's no tranny, Ray. That's Anika. 387 00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:16,161 Anika's got a biggest stump than you do, Drama. 388 00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:19,884 Jesus, if Drama knew that, he would have kept her for himself. 389 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,748 - Ray, are you sure? - Trust me. 390 00:17:21,752 --> 00:17:23,628 The only reason that we let that he-she in here 391 00:17:23,632 --> 00:17:25,591 is because she goes on Howard Stern all the time 392 00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:27,719 and we don't need the bad ink. I'm sorry, bro. 393 00:17:28,112 --> 00:17:29,821 - Come on. - I can't believe it. 394 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,375 Believe it, Drama. 395 00:17:31,392 --> 00:17:33,769 - Thanks, man. I appreciate it. - No doubt, man. 396 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,419 - What do we do? - I ain't saying shit. 397 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,878 Nobody's saying nothing until I'm 90210. 398 00:17:40,232 --> 00:17:41,774 Johnny, he'll find out eventually 399 00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:44,919 and then you'd better pray he's not your mayor. Do the right thing. 400 00:17:46,672 --> 00:17:48,172 - Fine, I'll tell him. - E? 401 00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:52,540 - I'm going. - Couple of shots first to relax? 402 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,574 Definitely. 403 00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:08,553 Yeah, Lloyd. 404 00:18:08,591 --> 00:18:10,467 Just wanna make sure you're up and reading. 405 00:18:10,471 --> 00:18:12,764 Well, I'm up and I am not fucking reading. 406 00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,168 God, you're even angry in the evening. 407 00:18:14,191 --> 00:18:16,526 - Fuck off, Lloyd. - Good night, Ari. 408 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,089 - Lloyd? - Yes, Ari. 409 00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:20,688 Talk to me while I drive so I don't fall asleep. 410 00:18:20,671 --> 00:18:22,422 Okay, Ari. 411 00:18:22,431 --> 00:18:23,932 Oh, fuck. 412 00:18:24,391 --> 00:18:26,559 - What? - I'm getting pulled over. 413 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:28,593 - How fast are you going? - About 140. 414 00:18:29,071 --> 00:18:31,280 - That's not good. - No. 415 00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:36,799 Cheers. 416 00:18:39,631 --> 00:18:41,131 I'm going in. 417 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,288 And E, why aren't your feet moving? 418 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:45,979 All right, I'm scared. 419 00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,532 Ha ha ha! Pussy. 420 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:49,541 Come on. I'll talk to him. 421 00:18:49,549 --> 00:18:51,342 I'll stand right next to you. 422 00:18:51,349 --> 00:18:53,976 Yeah, I'll be hanging back, having fun. 423 00:18:54,749 --> 00:18:55,791 Hi. 424 00:18:57,990 --> 00:18:59,198 Or not. 425 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,603 Can I get you something? 426 00:19:01,629 --> 00:19:03,505 - Hey, Johnny. - Hey... 427 00:19:04,949 --> 00:19:06,867 Anika, would you excuse us for a second? 428 00:19:07,109 --> 00:19:08,651 Um, yeah, sure. 429 00:19:08,949 --> 00:19:12,368 Well, you'd better hurry back or I'm gonna come chasin'. 430 00:19:12,469 --> 00:19:14,554 I will. 431 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,073 Hey, John, what's happening? 432 00:19:22,069 --> 00:19:23,736 - It's about Anika. - Yeah? 433 00:19:23,869 --> 00:19:26,329 You know, we didn't even need Vinnie's intro, huh? 434 00:19:26,509 --> 00:19:27,842 Thank you. 435 00:19:29,308 --> 00:19:31,393 I tell you, she is one doll. 436 00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:34,498 Yeah, well, according to some, 437 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,718 - That Barbie might be a Ken. - Eh? 438 00:19:36,748 --> 00:19:39,250 - She might have balls, Your Honor. - What? 439 00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:41,261 She's a he, a transformer, 440 00:19:41,269 --> 00:19:43,062 a hermaphrodite, something that just ain't right. 441 00:19:43,508 --> 00:19:45,467 Oh, I don't believe that. Look at her. 442 00:19:45,469 --> 00:19:47,052 She's beautiful. 443 00:19:48,908 --> 00:19:52,161 I got only reasons to lie to you, Nel, but it's true. 444 00:19:53,389 --> 00:19:54,722 I'm sorry. 445 00:19:54,748 --> 00:19:55,998 I am too. 446 00:19:57,508 --> 00:19:58,841 I appreciate your honesty... 447 00:20:03,748 --> 00:20:04,915 And... 448 00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:07,471 I would appreciate your posse's discretion 449 00:20:07,468 --> 00:20:09,719 'cause I don't care what she's got under that dress. 450 00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:11,116 - No? - No. 451 00:20:11,147 --> 00:20:13,732 We have a connection. She gets me. 452 00:20:16,108 --> 00:20:17,942 Hey, babe, you ready to get out of here? 453 00:20:18,188 --> 00:20:19,188 Okay. 454 00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:21,062 I got a blue Mercedes, tinted windows. 455 00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:23,236 - See you out there in 10 minutes. - Okay. 456 00:20:25,547 --> 00:20:26,631 Okay. 457 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,877 Nel, what about my annexation? 458 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:31,445 Looking good. 459 00:20:31,466 --> 00:20:33,133 Eh? 460 00:20:34,027 --> 00:20:35,194 Sweet. 461 00:20:35,747 --> 00:20:37,247 - Ah! - Harvey. 462 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,685 Ha ha ha! I love you. 463 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:40,958 Sit down. 464 00:20:42,347 --> 00:20:44,598 So, so, what's on your mind, Vince? 465 00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,421 Well, Harvey, it's about "Medellin." 466 00:20:46,786 --> 00:20:48,078 - What about it? - We... 467 00:20:48,107 --> 00:20:49,816 - Vodka, splash of cranberry. - I ordered tonic. 468 00:20:50,346 --> 00:20:51,597 No, you didn't. You ordered cranberry. 469 00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:54,037 Why would I order cranberry if I don't drink cranberry? 470 00:20:54,026 --> 00:20:55,109 I don't know, but you did. 471 00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:56,916 You believe this fucking guy? 472 00:20:56,946 --> 00:20:59,323 I'll get you your tonic. 473 00:20:59,306 --> 00:21:01,224 No no no, don't get me tonic. 474 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,394 - Tell me I didn't order cranberry. - But you did. 475 00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:04,871 Are you out of your fucking mind? 476 00:21:05,147 --> 00:21:07,648 - Just get the tonic, guy. - No no no, guy, 477 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,793 - No, guy, don't go anywhere. - I'm going to the bathroom. 478 00:21:09,786 --> 00:21:12,537 Whoa whoa whoa, Vince, what are you doing? 479 00:21:12,826 --> 00:21:15,077 I'm not telling him. He's out of his mind. 480 00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:17,627 You know what? I'll do it. 481 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,205 - Harvey, look... - No no, 482 00:21:21,225 --> 00:21:24,144 you look me in the fucking face and you tell me why, 483 00:21:24,106 --> 00:21:26,107 after 50 years of life 484 00:21:26,466 --> 00:21:28,968 and never having even sipped cranberry juice, 485 00:21:28,945 --> 00:21:31,155 for some reason I come in here 486 00:21:31,186 --> 00:21:32,644 and I order cranberry juice. 487 00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:34,956 Can you answer that, you fucking scumbag?! 488 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,988 No, I can't, but you did. 489 00:21:37,065 --> 00:21:39,191 - Harvey. - I'm gonna fucking kill him! 490 00:21:39,185 --> 00:21:41,395 - Take it easy, sir. - Don't tell me to take it easy. 491 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:43,802 You know who the fuck I am? I was rolling my bones 492 00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:45,452 when you were sucking your mother's tittie. 493 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,882 - Let's leave my mother out of this. - Fuck you and fuck him! 494 00:21:48,104 --> 00:21:50,439 All right, pal, you're out of here. Come on! 495 00:21:50,505 --> 00:21:52,589 Get your fucking hands off me! 496 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:55,398 So you let Vince do your dirty work, huh, E? 497 00:21:55,384 --> 00:21:56,885 No, he couldn't do it. 498 00:21:56,904 --> 00:21:58,613 Hey, E had it in him after all. 499 00:21:58,664 --> 00:22:00,749 No, I didn't get a chance to either, but I'll try tomorrow. 500 00:22:00,905 --> 00:22:02,948 Tomorrow? What? 501 00:22:02,945 --> 00:22:05,488 You weak weak man. Hey, Harvey... 502 00:22:06,464 --> 00:22:08,299 We're not selling you the movie. 503 00:22:08,305 --> 00:22:10,431 Sorry, bro. We're gonna put it on the open market at Cannes. 504 00:22:10,425 --> 00:22:12,134 You're gonna have to be like everyone else. 505 00:22:12,944 --> 00:22:14,236 I'll eat you alive! 506 00:22:14,744 --> 00:22:17,162 I'll eat you alive and crap you out of my tuchus 507 00:22:17,145 --> 00:22:19,020 and flush you down the toilet! 508 00:22:19,024 --> 00:22:21,233 You'll never work again, never, 509 00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:23,261 you understand me? Your career is over! 510 00:22:23,664 --> 00:22:24,998 It's over! 511 00:22:25,384 --> 00:22:28,011 He was talking about E, not me, right? 512 00:22:31,064 --> 00:22:32,523 Morning, Ari. 513 00:22:34,944 --> 00:22:36,403 Done. Night in the office? 514 00:22:36,424 --> 00:22:38,383 - Yes, Ari. He just got here. - Perfect timing. 515 00:22:38,384 --> 00:22:39,926 Are you wearing the same suit as yesterday? 516 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,360 Spent the night in jail. 517 00:22:41,384 --> 00:22:43,051 Oh my God, Ari. Why didn't you call me? 518 00:22:43,064 --> 00:22:44,439 'Cause you get one call and I wanted to use it 519 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,798 on someone I like to have sex with. Night, genius. 520 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,118 Best script yet. Ask me anything. 521 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,454 How could you possibly like that third act? 522 00:22:52,983 --> 00:22:54,776 Are you kidding? The twist with the dove? I loved it. 523 00:22:54,783 --> 00:22:56,492 - It was perfect. - No, it's fucked. 524 00:22:56,702 --> 00:22:58,620 What you read is totally fucked. 525 00:22:58,623 --> 00:23:00,124 I tried to call you last night. I didn't have your cell. 526 00:23:01,063 --> 00:23:02,814 - I don't understand. - After you left, it hit me... 527 00:23:02,822 --> 00:23:05,324 The whole third act's a mess, man. It's a mess. 528 00:23:05,903 --> 00:23:08,196 I changed it. It really works now. 529 00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:09,904 Oh. 530 00:23:10,502 --> 00:23:11,753 Here, read it. 531 00:23:13,582 --> 00:23:14,916 I'll wait. 532 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,638 Start from the top so you get the flow. 533 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,328 Morning, fellas. 534 00:23:33,421 --> 00:23:34,630 Get 'em while they're hot. 535 00:23:34,661 --> 00:23:35,995 You just saved E's ass, Johnny. 536 00:23:36,022 --> 00:23:38,357 He's been wrestling with your espresso-maker for an hour. 537 00:23:38,341 --> 00:23:41,177 Wrestle no more, E. I got your favorite... caramel macchiato. 538 00:23:41,142 --> 00:23:42,893 I hate caramel, but very thoughtful nonetheless. 539 00:23:43,461 --> 00:23:45,546 Indeed it was, but ever more thoughtful 540 00:23:45,541 --> 00:23:47,959 were the coffees I brought over to the Beverly Hills firehouse 541 00:23:47,941 --> 00:23:49,692 when I went over to introduce myself. 542 00:23:49,702 --> 00:23:51,411 Are you expecting a fire or are you just hoping 543 00:23:51,422 --> 00:23:52,797 to slide up and down one their pole? 544 00:23:54,661 --> 00:23:56,204 You slay me, E. 545 00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:58,294 No, really I'm just proud to be 546 00:23:58,302 --> 00:24:00,303 a soon-to-be-annexed resident of the quaint city 547 00:24:00,301 --> 00:24:02,427 known throughout the world as Beverly Hills. 548 00:24:03,221 --> 00:24:05,347 Yeah, well, I would be too proud too fast, Drama. 549 00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:07,704 I don't know how much longer your boy's gonna be mayor. 550 00:24:07,701 --> 00:24:08,868 What are you talking about? 551 00:24:09,221 --> 00:24:10,638 I'm talking about the all-seeing, 552 00:24:10,661 --> 00:24:12,995 all-knowing lenses of TMZ.Com. 553 00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:14,919 Look at this. 554 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,767 Hey, Mayor, I'm from TMZ. 555 00:24:18,781 --> 00:24:20,698 How about saying a little something? 556 00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:22,520 Howdy, folks. 557 00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:24,674 Hey, why are you sneaking out in the alley? 558 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,868 Hey hey, I'm not sneaking. There's no sneaking 559 00:24:26,861 --> 00:24:29,612 going on here. Hustle into the car, baby. 560 00:24:35,221 --> 00:24:36,763 Oh no. No! 561 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:39,209 - That's nuts. - No!