1 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:23,416 Oh, it's Ari again. 2 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,542 All right, how about I take this? 3 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,545 - Wanna take that? Okay. - Yeah. Thank you. 4 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:29,881 Can't you wait for a callback? 5 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:33,593 As the French might say, no, I fucking cannot. 6 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:35,219 You know why, Eric? 7 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,221 It's because I have a box of rare truffles 8 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,223 sitting on my desk... a gift from Harvey. 9 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,058 - Do you know why? - I can guess. 10 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,060 It's because you sold him on a movie 11 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:45,021 you're in no position to sell. 12 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,815 Now he thinks we're all traveling to Cannes together. 13 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,026 Don't worry about it, Ari. It's not your problem. 14 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,194 Not my problem? 15 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,696 Did you know that Harvey was a marine, Eric? 16 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,574 A middle-class Jew who grew up with everything, 17 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,993 yet he chose to join the marines. 18 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,828 - Do you know why? - No. Why? 19 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,872 It's because, and I quote, 20 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,875 he "wanted to know what it felt like to kill someone. " 21 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,794 He will now kill me 22 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,462 when I tell him what you did. 23 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,173 I set a dinner. I'm telling him tonight, so relax. 24 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,050 - You're gonna tell him in person? - That's right. 25 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,302 What I wouldn't pay to see that. 26 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,387 Well, save your money for Botox, Ari. 27 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,348 All that negativity's starting to take its toll. 28 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,599 Call waiting. Later, loser. 29 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,601 Lloyd, I see dead people. Why? 30 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:26,479 I don't know, but M. Night just called to say he doesn't see you. 31 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,481 Well, I'm at the cemetery just like he said. 32 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,733 Remind me again why I put up with this shit. 33 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,110 Because his movies have grossed almost $2 billion 34 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,445 and because you're scared of him. 35 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,948 Thank you, Lloyd, but I fear nothing. 36 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,658 Argh! 37 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:40,827 A little jumpy, Ari? 38 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:44,497 We're in a cemetery, Night. Even for you this is bizarre. 39 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,667 Don't be an ass. I'm shooting an Amex commercial. 40 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,502 Oh, great. And you want me to star in it. 41 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,170 That's why you've summoned me to the valley. 42 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,673 No, I finished a new draft of the screenplay 43 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,675 - and I don't trust messengers. - Wow. You're, like, 44 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,677 six weeks ahead of schedule. Are you gonna put yourself in it? 45 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,096 - I'm gonna improv a little something. - Indians and improv... 46 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,806 No greater match. 47 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,601 You're gonna read it tonight. 48 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,271 - Of course I will. - Don't tell me you will if you won't. 49 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:11,190 My night, M. Night, will be dedicated to nothing 50 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,526 but enjoying your latest creation. 51 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,194 I'm gonna drive by your office in the morning, 52 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:16,821 I'm gonna pick it up and I'm gonna quiz ya. 53 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,990 - As always. - Bye, Ari. 54 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,616 See you, Night. 55 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,786 Ari, you've got the missus' best friend's dinner tonight. 56 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,496 Oh, fuck. Look at this thing. 57 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,999 It's, like, 200 pages. Find me a flashlight. 58 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,959 I'm gonna have to read this at the table. 59 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,420 Why do we have to bring this guy out with us, Johnny? 60 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,380 'Cause he's the mayor of Beverly Hills. 61 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,507 And why do you care if you don't live in Beverly Hills? 62 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:39,302 I care because the mayor could use his political clout 63 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,178 to annex my condo in. 64 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,056 How would you like to see this place rocking a 90210 zip code? 65 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:46,475 You're 40 feet from the border now. What's gonna change? 66 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,186 It's like asking what changes between North and South Korean borders. 67 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:52,231 - Yeah, that's a good analogy. - Turtle, come here. 68 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,108 Look out that window. 69 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:57,153 You see that brand new fire station out there? That's Beverly Hills. 70 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,614 Do you know, if they were to look in here and see me burning, 71 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,366 they couldn't do anything about it? I would have to wait hours 72 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,785 for L.A. County to come and save me. 73 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,496 I don't want to wait, Vin. I want to be saved. 74 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,332 You are beyond saving, Drama. 75 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:10,875 Vince can save me. 76 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,085 - How? - The guy just wants 77 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,796 to roll with the big-time celebrity for the evening, have a good time. 78 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:18,507 But you're a big-time celeb, Johnny. Why do I have to go? 79 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,718 Well, apparently, he doesn't watch TV. 80 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,428 Look... 81 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,680 The annexation vote is on Wednesday. 82 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,266 He knows what I want and alluded to the fact 83 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:29,435 that one hand washes the other. 84 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,854 I need my hands washed, baby bro, 85 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,397 and you are the soap. 86 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:34,982 It's Thursday night, Vince. Fuck his hands. 87 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,192 Shut up, Turtle. 88 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,194 - Is he a good guy, Johnny? - He's a great guy. 89 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,363 We puff stogies at the Havana Room all the time. 90 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,406 - Okay, we'll bring him out. - Yes! 91 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,491 Bring who out where? 92 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,034 We're rolling with the mayor of Beverly Hills, E. 93 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,453 - Too bad you gotta Miss it. - Oh yeah, too bad. 94 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,538 - Harvey should be fun, though. - Shut up, Turtle. 95 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,457 I don't know why you can't just tell Harvey on the phone, E. 96 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,084 Maybe he wants to feel Harvey's spit 97 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,627 when he launches it at him again! 98 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,629 No, I just want to be a man and own up face to face. 99 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,006 You know what? E went out on his own 100 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:02,009 against the family on this. He may have to take a little spit. 101 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,260 Thanks, Vince. 102 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,304 A little scared of Harvey, huh? 103 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:06,764 I'm not afraid of Harvey. 104 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,724 Because I will go with you if you ask nicely. 105 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,559 - The mayor, Vince. - I don't want you to go. 106 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,436 I got myself into this, I can get myself out of it. 107 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:13,729 That's the spirit, kid. 108 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,272 And I'm not afraid of Harvey, all right? 109 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,191 I'm trying to be professional and courteous by doing this, 110 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,485 but I'm not gonna sit there while he yells in my face again. 111 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,988 - You're gonna fight Harvey? - No, don't fight Harvey, E. 112 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,322 - Harvey's big, E. - Yeah, E, 113 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,116 I think Harvey can definitely take you. 114 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,076 You used to think you could take me, Turtle. 115 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,370 - You wanna go? - Ha, I would fuckin'... 116 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,839 I'm simply asking you 117 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,675 not to dilly-dally, that's all. 118 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,427 And I am not gonna rush through dinner. 119 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,886 This is my best friend's engagement. 120 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,513 Come on, she's been married twice before. 121 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:48,889 I'm sure we'll get another run at this. 122 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,891 I already stood in the driveway waiting for you, Ari. 123 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,644 Just chew fast and don't order an appetizer or a dessert. 124 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,312 Give me a break. 125 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:58,149 - Hi. - Oh, Joyce, you look beautiful. 126 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,484 - Thank you. You too, muffin. - I'm so excited. 127 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,486 Perfect timing. Ron's at the bar and we thought we'd get 128 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:03,571 a before-dinner drink. What do you say? 129 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:04,697 No. 130 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,532 - No? - No, we're starving. 131 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,826 So grab your man and let's get this thing rolling. 132 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,120 He's kidding. We would love to have a drink... 133 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,413 Or two. 134 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,296 Slow down, Turtle. It's the French country on the right. 135 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,468 Wow, nice house. 136 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,678 He is the mayor of Beverly Hills, bro. 137 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,556 Pull over there, Turtle. 138 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,475 What are you doing? 139 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,018 Letting the mayor know we're here. 140 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,770 You don't honk, you Neanderthal. 141 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:38,731 You ring the bell like an upstanding Beverly Hills citizen would do. 142 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:40,483 Too late. 143 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,109 Hey. 144 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,446 Don't forget your corsage. 145 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,241 Mayor Laurie. 146 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:53,537 John Chase, is that Vinnie Chase I see in that car? 147 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,539 - Hi. How are you? - I'm Turtle. 148 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,250 Oh, Vinnie, I am a big fan... Big big fan. 149 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,503 My kids... They're just obsessed with Aquaman. 150 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,547 My daughter cried when they replaced you in the sequel, 151 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:06,592 said she will not see it no matter how good it is. 152 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,886 - Tell her "thank you. " - I will. I will. 153 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,347 - Ready to go now? - Yeah yeah. 154 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,557 Uh... Gotta grab a jacket first. 155 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:14,892 Walk with me, John. 156 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,353 Yeah, this guy's gonna fit right in with us. 157 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,938 Oh, I really appreciate this. 158 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,856 My wife's been gone for over a year now 159 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,025 and I've been really lonely. 160 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,819 Hey, what are friends for? 161 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,738 Yeah, but I think I'm gonna take my own car. 162 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:30,783 Are you sure you don't want to have Turtle chauffeur? 163 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:33,119 Then we can get hammered and have a really good night. 164 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:35,913 You know what would make it a really great night, John? 165 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,624 It's if that movie star brother of yours 166 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,334 could help provide me some comfort 167 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:43,254 of a foxy young thing I don't have to pay for. 168 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,798 He can do that. 169 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:48,717 You... 170 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,439 Hi. How are you? I'm here to meet Harvey... 171 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:03,649 - Mr. Murphy? - Yes. 172 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,818 - Right this way. - Thank you. 173 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,659 - How are you, Eric? - Hey, how are you, Harvey? 174 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,619 Good good. Great great. 175 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,496 I'm great. Sit sit. 176 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,999 - Try that wine. - Okay. 177 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:25,880 It's good. 178 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,090 Good? That's a '53 Margaux. 179 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,758 It's 3,300 bucks a bottle. 180 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,011 I only drink it on celebratory occasions. 181 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,804 This being one, I ordered two bottles. 182 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,431 Let's celebrate. 183 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,143 - Listen, Harvey... - Oh, would you look at this? 184 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,853 See that little cunt? 185 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,189 That prick stole my V.P. Of production. 186 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,398 He's lucky I don't go over there 187 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,275 and crack this fucking bottle over his head. 188 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:48,485 I'm not gonna do that, though. 189 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,529 My doctor says I can't do that anymore 190 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:52,156 'cause my blood pressure's off the charts. 191 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:58,120 So, you and me, E... stress-free dinner. 192 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,498 - To "Medellin. " - "Medellin. " 193 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,419 I've never been so embarrassed in my life. 194 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,171 What? Listen, what's so bad? 195 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,132 Uh, you got the check before we got our entrees. 196 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,593 - At least I paid, right? - You are such an asshole. 197 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,386 That may be, but I'm an asshole 198 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,222 that's gonna be home at 9:30, ready to read. 199 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,890 You know what? Let's get an early start on this. 200 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,642 Grab my briefcase, you read to me. 201 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:20,726 Screw you. 202 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,645 Come on, baby, be a team player. 203 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,855 If Night pulls another half-billion-dollar grosser 204 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,982 out of his hat, I'll get you some diamonds. 205 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,820 - The briefcase isn't here. - What do you mean? 206 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,573 Just what I said. Are you sure you didn't leave it in the office? 207 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,203 What, you don't believe me? 208 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:44,875 Jesus Christ, the valet probably stole it. 209 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,379 - Don't be racist. - Valets steal shit, all right? 210 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,673 Just because they're mostly Hispanic doesn't make me a racist. 211 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,424 You know what happens if this gets out? 212 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:55,469 If someone puts Night's new ending on the Internet, my life is over! 213 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,054 Nobody's gonna know you did it. 214 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,640 Yes, they will, because Night, that little sick fuck, 215 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,268 printed my name on every fucking page! 216 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,270 So maybe the valets put it in the trunk. 217 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,859 It's gone. Not fucking here. 218 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,570 They fucking stole it. The motherfuckers stole it. 219 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,615 Wh... Did they replace it with this? 220 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,493 - What the fuck is that? - You tell me, freak. 221 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,245 I have no idea! 222 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,206 Well, there's a whole bag. 223 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,582 The seats aren't as dark as they're supposed to be. 224 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:26,667 What? 225 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,335 - They gave us the wrong car. - Shut up. 226 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,254 Get in there. What, are you fucking blind? 227 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,714 You're the one who drove it home, schmuck. 228 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,674 Why would I buy a black cock? 229 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,932 Where the fuck are our salads? 230 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,018 Hey, pal, pal. 231 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,356 How long we gotta wait for a lousy iceberg wedge? 232 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,899 You slice the fucking thing, you put it on a plate 233 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,359 and you bring it over here. 234 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,322 Anyway, E, what was I talking about? 235 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,782 You were saying that you were, uh... 236 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,285 You were pissed off at us after we fucked you over at Sundance. 237 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,329 Oh, yeah yeah. Oh, I was raging. 238 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,081 Sure, you little pricks let me call a press-conference 239 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,125 to announce I'm in business with you and then you bail on me? 240 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,211 I know. That was... That was a big mistake, Harvey. 241 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,505 It's a mistake? 242 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,425 That was some mistake. Don't you ever 243 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,927 make a mistake like that with me again, 244 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,722 because next time I'm not gonna be so kind. 245 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,766 I'll kill people. 246 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,934 You mind if I use the bathroom, Harvey? 247 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,104 Sure, go ahead. Oh oh, hey, E, E, 248 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,690 on your way over there walk by that cunt's table 249 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,609 and give him a little elbow in the head. 250 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,278 If you feel like it. 251 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,038 How am I gonna get this guy laid, Johnny, seriously? 252 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,414 Tell girls 253 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,541 that if they fuck him, you'll fuck 'em after. 254 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,543 That sounds like like a good deal for Vince. 255 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,545 He'd be lying. 256 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:57,216 - Oh, Jesus. How did he beat us here? 257 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,727 Hey, what's up, Vince? 258 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,521 Hey, E. 259 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,523 - How is it going over there? - It's not. 260 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,233 This guy's nuts. He's teetering on the edge. 261 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,151 Did he yell at you? 262 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,153 No, he didn't yell at me 'cause I didn't tell him yet. 263 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,613 I thought you said you weren't afraid of Harvey. 264 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,990 I'm not scared of him, but it wouldn't be good for anybody if I end up 265 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,242 rolling around in the parking lot 266 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,701 with one of the most powerful men in Hollywood. 267 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:25,869 So what do you want me to do? 268 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,079 I want you to come down here. 269 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,164 - I'm with the mayor, E. - Fuck the mayor, Vince. 270 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,083 Harvey's not gonna make the same kind of scene if you're here. 271 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:35,170 Swallow your pride and admit you're afraid of him and I'm there. 272 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,423 Look, I'm not scared of Harvey. 273 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,966 How long you think you can keep me 274 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,592 waiting at the table without me getting antsy? 275 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,678 Sorry about that, Harvey. I'm actually talking to Vince. 276 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,265 Hey, Vince. How the fuck are you? 277 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,308 - Hey, Harvey. - Where are you, pal? 278 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,936 I just walked into a place called Winston's. 279 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,897 I love Winston's! We'll come over there for a celebratory toast. 280 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,774 - Okay. - Walk the other way, David, 281 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,277 or I'll pull out your fucking eyeballs. Yeah, we'll see you soon. 282 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,362 - See you. - Come on, eat. 283 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,826 Vince, Nel really likes this one over here. 284 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,744 Can you go talk to her? 285 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,503 It's a black L.S. Hybrid, 286 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,922 so don't be afraid to step on the gas and get it up here. 287 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,008 This is a black L.S. 288 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,385 That's the wrong black L.S., obviously. 289 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,889 Okay, is there a manager? 290 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,894 - I am the manager. - An English-speaking manager. 291 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,521 - I speak English. - First-language English-speaking... 292 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,315 It's okay. You switched cars on us. 293 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,985 - Oh shit, that's not your car? - No. 294 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,029 Because the guy who just left in the same car 295 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,447 accused us of stealing his glasses. 296 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,200 Here they are. Wrongfully accused again. 297 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,910 So he's gone? 298 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,662 Yes, but I'm sure he's gonna come back as soon as he realizes. 299 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,122 I don't have time to wait for that. 300 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,082 I have something I need to get out of the car tonight. 301 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,250 There's nothing you can do about that. 302 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,252 There's always something that can be done, baby. 303 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,172 Sometimes you just have to think really really hard. 304 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,965 So everybody think. 305 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,762 Anyone got something? You got something? 306 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,846 No, Ari. 307 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,682 You could always go to his house and hope that he's home. 308 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,559 - What, you know where he lives? - No, 309 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,478 but has it ever occurred to you rich people 310 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,104 that when you are enjoying a nice dinner, 311 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,899 we have your keys and your fancy navigation system 312 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,609 to lead us straight to your empty house? 313 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,820 I like your style, pal. 314 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,453 Setting home... - Oxnard... How far is that? 315 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,330 About 50 miles. 316 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,999 Uh, you're taking me home first. 317 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,502 Thank you, sir. 318 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,129 ...5532. 319 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,758 Cool. So I'll call you at, like, 2:00? 320 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,803 Make it 2:30. The boys and I usually grab a bite late-night. 321 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,971 Okay. 322 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,599 I thought we were supposed to be pulling for the mayor, 323 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,725 not ourselves. 324 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,727 - I'm just not a good wrangler. - Yeah, well, I am, 325 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,021 and I've been wasting my skills on Drama's cause. 326 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,399 You're telling me you'd be pulling if it was for your cause? 327 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:04,069 Of course I would be. What kind of question is that? 328 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,530 Fellas, guess who's into politics. 329 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,824 - This is Aneeka. - Anika. 330 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,410 Anika. Anika, the boys. 331 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,745 - Hello, boys. - Anika's from Prague. 332 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,623 I told her a little about our man and she was very impressed. 333 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,042 Gotta love the Eastern Block. 334 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,711 Back in a flash. 335 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,050 Nel, say hello to Anika. 336 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:31,013 Anika, the one and only mayor of Beverly Hills, Nel Laurie. 337 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,640 Johnny has told me of your dedication to the city 338 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,435 and of your kindness. It is so nice to meet you. 339 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,813 You too, you too. Would you like to sit? 340 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,857 Yes, I would love to. 341 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,364 My God, you have gorgeous feet. 342 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,410 How about that? 343 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:55,704 How about this? 344 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,042 He looks like a P.O.W. 345 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,729 Who is it? 346 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,440 Hi, my name is Ari Gold. I think you have my car. 347 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,026 What? What are you talking about? 348 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,319 Uh, would you open the door? 349 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,196 No. And I have a dog. 350 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,990 That's great. I think you also have my car. 351 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,076 Do you drive a black Lexus? 352 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,161 My husband does. 353 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,830 Well, I think the valet gave him the wrong car, 354 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,540 'cause I'm driving his. 355 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,917 Valet? What valet? 356 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,211 The valet at Morton's tonight. 357 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,131 Morton's in L.A? 358 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,675 - Yeah. - What was my husband doing 359 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,386 - at Morton's in L.A. Tonight? - Uh... 360 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,144 What the fuck were you doing 361 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,938 - at Morton's tonight? - What? 362 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,691 - The valet switched our cars. - What? 363 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:06,983 Answer me, who the fuck were you with? 364 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,193 What? 365 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,237 See, that's my briefcase. Thank you, God. 366 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,989 - Answer me, you piece of shit! - What? 367 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,367 Listen, here are your keys. Can I get mine? 368 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,578 I am fucking waiting for a fucking answer! 369 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,706 Deny till you die, pal. 370 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,795 I tell you what: Just admit that you're scared of him 371 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,296 and I'll apologize for you. 372 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,548 I don't need you to apologize, 373 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,174 I just want you to be here when it goes down. 374 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,926 I'm right here. What are you waiting for? 375 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,720 The right moment. 376 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,181 Am I the Chuck Woolery of Winston's or what? 377 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,850 Yeah, only minus the good looks 378 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,727 the tan and the Botany 500 suit. 379 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,645 I got one of those suits, bro. 380 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,189 - Yo, Vince. - Yo, Ray. 381 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,234 - Man, this is delicate. - What's that? 382 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,819 You know your boy you came in with? 383 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,070 Yeah, what about him? 384 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,947 Well, he's about to suck face with a tranny. 385 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,323 What? Come on. 386 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,868 That's no tranny, Ray. That's Anika. 387 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,120 Anika's got a biggest stump than you do, Drama. 388 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,999 Jesus, if Drama knew that, he would have kept her for himself. 389 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,959 - Ray, are you sure? - Trust me. 390 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,919 The only reason that we let that he-she in here 391 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,963 is because she goes on Howard Stern all the time 392 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,174 and we don't need the bad ink. I'm sorry, bro. 393 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,384 - Come on. - I can't believe it. 394 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,011 Believe it, Drama. 395 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,472 - Thanks, man. I appreciate it. - No doubt, man. 396 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,267 - What do we do? - I ain't saying shit. 397 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,853 Nobody's saying nothing until I'm 90210. 398 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,855 Johnny, he'll find out eventually 399 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,066 and then you'd better pray he's not your mayor. Do the right thing. 400 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,528 - Fine, I'll tell him. - E? 401 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,033 - I'm going. - Couple of shots first to relax? 402 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,202 Definitely. 403 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,800 Yeah, Lloyd. 404 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,760 Just wanna make sure you're up and reading. 405 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,137 Well, I'm up and I am not fucking reading. 406 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,639 God, you're even angry in the evening. 407 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,058 - Fuck off, Lloyd. - Good night, Ari. 408 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,726 - Lloyd? - Yes, Ari. 409 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,395 Talk to me while I drive so I don't fall asleep. 410 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,231 Okay, Ari. 411 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,816 Oh, fuck. 412 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,527 - What? - I'm getting pulled over. 413 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,654 - How fast are you going? - About 140. 414 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,448 - That's not good. - No. 415 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,246 Cheers. 416 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,750 I'm going in. 417 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,003 And E, why aren't your feet moving? 418 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,797 All right, I'm scared. 419 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,423 Ha ha ha! Pussy. 420 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,509 Come on. I'll talk to him. 421 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,386 I'll stand right next to you. 422 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:42,097 Yeah, I'll be hanging back, having fun. 423 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,057 Hi. 424 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,602 Or not. 425 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,105 Can I get you something? 426 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,065 - Hey, Johnny. - Hey... 427 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,569 Anika, would you excuse us for a second? 428 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,445 Um, yeah, sure. 429 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:01,241 Well, you'd better hurry back or I'm gonna come chasin'. 430 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,577 I will. 431 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,331 Hey, John, what's happening? 432 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,169 - It's about Anika. - Yeah? 433 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,839 You know, we didn't even need Vinnie's intro, huh? 434 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,465 Thank you. 435 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,136 I tell you, she is one doll. 436 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,389 Yeah, well, according to some, 437 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,683 - That Barbie might be a Ken. - Eh? 438 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,311 - She might have balls, Your Honor. - What? 439 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,438 She's a he, a transformer, 440 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,315 a hermaphrodite, something that just ain't right. 441 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,817 Oh, I don't believe that. Look at her. 442 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,485 She's beautiful. 443 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,741 I got only reasons to lie to you, Nel, but it's true. 444 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,493 I'm sorry. 445 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,828 I am too. 446 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,789 I appreciate your honesty... 447 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,129 And... 448 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,757 I would appreciate your posse's discretion 449 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:01,092 'cause I don't care what she's got under that dress. 450 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,594 - No? - No. 451 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,263 We have a connection. She gets me. 452 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,684 Hey, babe, you ready to get out of here? 453 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,019 Okay. 454 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,938 I got a blue Mercedes, tinted windows. 455 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,190 - See you out there in 10 minutes. - Okay. 456 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,777 Okay. 457 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,071 Nel, what about my annexation? 458 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,782 Looking good. 459 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,533 Eh? 460 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,702 Sweet. 461 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,829 - Ah! - Harvey. 462 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,332 Ha ha ha! I love you. 463 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,708 Sit down. 464 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,462 So, so, what's on your mind, Vince? 465 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,381 Well, Harvey, it's about "Medellin. " 466 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,132 - What about it? - We... 467 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,926 - Vodka, splash of cranberry. - I ordered tonic. 468 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,803 No, you didn't. You ordered cranberry. 469 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:47,305 Why would I order cranberry if I don't drink cranberry? 470 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,473 I don't know, but you did. 471 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,350 You believe this fucking guy? 472 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,811 I'll get you your tonic. 473 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,813 No no no, don't get me tonic. 474 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,065 - Tell me I didn't order cranberry. - But you did. 475 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,650 Are you out of your fucking mind? 476 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,486 - Just get the tonic, guy. - No no no, guy, 477 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,738 - No, guy, don't go anywhere. - I'm going to the bathroom. 478 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,574 Whoa whoa whoa, Vince, what are you doing? 479 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,244 I'm not telling him. He's out of his mind. 480 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,913 You know what? I'll do it. 481 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,667 - Harvey, look... - No no, 482 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,670 you look me in the fucking face and you tell me why, 483 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,755 after 50 years of life 484 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,717 and never having even sipped cranberry juice, 485 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,011 for some reason I come in here 486 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,595 and I order cranberry juice. 487 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,973 Can you answer that, you fucking scumbag?! 488 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,100 No, I can't, but you did. 489 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,394 - Harvey. - I'm gonna fucking kill him! 490 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,688 - Take it easy, sir. - Don't tell me to take it easy. 491 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,190 You know who the fuck I am? I was rolling my bones 492 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,942 when you were sucking your mother's tittie. 493 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,445 - Let's leave my mother out of this. - Fuck you and fuck him! 494 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,114 All right, pal, you're out of here. Come on! 495 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,366 Get your fucking hands off me! 496 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,286 So you let Vince do your dirty work, huh, E? 497 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,871 No, he couldn't do it. 498 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,664 Hey, E had it in him after all. 499 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,875 No, I didn't get a chance to either, but I'll try tomorrow. 500 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,169 Tomorrow? What? 501 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,796 You weak weak man. Hey, Harvey... 502 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,758 We're not selling you the movie. 503 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,968 Sorry, bro. We're gonna put it on the open market at Cannes. 504 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,762 You're gonna have to be like everyone else. 505 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,972 I'll eat you alive! 506 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,975 I'll eat you alive and crap you out of my tuchus 507 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,935 and flush you down the toilet! 508 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,229 You'll never work again, never, 509 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,356 you understand me? Your career is over! 510 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,192 It's over! 511 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,278 He was talking about E, not me, right? 512 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,033 Morning, Ari. 513 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,079 Done. Night in the office? 514 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,122 - Yes, Ari. He just got here. - Perfect timing. 515 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,749 Are you wearing the same suit as yesterday? 516 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,250 Spent the night in jail. 517 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,002 Oh my God, Ari. Why didn't you call me? 518 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,462 'Cause you get one call and I wanted to use it 519 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,881 on someone I like to have sex with. Night, genius. 520 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,300 Best script yet. Ask me anything. 521 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,804 How could you possibly like that third act? 522 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,223 Are you kidding? The twist with the dove? I loved it. 523 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,016 - It was perfect. - No, it's fucked. 524 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,227 What you read is totally fucked. 525 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,812 I tried to call you last night. I didn't have your cell. 526 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,606 - I don't understand. - After you left, it hit me... 527 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,192 The whole third act's a mess, man. It's a mess. 528 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,195 I changed it. It really works now. 529 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,030 Oh. 530 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:10,949 Here, read it. 531 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,244 I'll wait. 532 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,080 Start from the top so you get the flow. 533 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,387 Morning, fellas. 534 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:34,806 Get 'em while they're hot. 535 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,224 You just saved E's ass, Johnny. 536 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,643 He's been wrestling with your espresso-maker for an hour. 537 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,563 Wrestle no more, E. I got your favorite... caramel macchiato. 538 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,398 I hate caramel, but very thoughtful nonetheless. 539 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,151 Indeed it was, but ever more thoughtful 540 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,653 were the coffees I brought over to the Beverly Hills firehouse 541 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,488 when I went over to introduce myself. 542 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,282 Are you expecting a fire or are you just hoping 543 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,741 to slide up and down one their pole? 544 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,287 You slay me, E. 545 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,455 No, really I'm just proud to be 546 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,541 a soon-to-be-annexed resident of the quaint city 547 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,751 known throughout the world as Beverly Hills. 548 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,796 Yeah, well, I would be too proud too fast, Drama. 549 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,257 I don't know how much longer your boy's gonna be mayor. 550 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,508 What are you talking about? 551 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,343 I'm talking about the all-seeing, 552 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:14,762 all-knowing lenses of TMZ.Com. 553 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,806 Look at this. 554 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,810 Hey, Mayor, I'm from TMZ. 555 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,812 How about saying a little something? 556 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,731 Howdy, folks. 557 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,983 Hey, why are you sneaking out in the alley? 558 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,235 Hey hey, I'm not sneaking. There's no sneaking 559 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,071 going on here. Hustle into the car, baby. 560 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,579 Oh no. No! 561 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,123 - That's nuts. - No!