1 00:01:11,499 --> 00:01:12,993 Oh, it's Ari again. 2 00:01:13,035 --> 00:01:14,758 All right, how about I take this? 3 00:01:14,795 --> 00:01:16,705 - Wanna take that? Okay. - Yeah. Thank you. 4 00:01:18,155 --> 00:01:19,878 Can't you wait for a callback? 5 00:01:19,915 --> 00:01:23,460 As the French might say, no, I fucking cannot. 6 00:01:23,499 --> 00:01:24,993 You know why, Eric? 7 00:01:25,035 --> 00:01:26,922 It's because I have a box of rare truffles 8 00:01:26,955 --> 00:01:28,842 sitting on my desk-- a gift from Harvey. 9 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:30,598 - Do you know why? - I can guess. 10 00:01:30,635 --> 00:01:32,522 It's because you sold him on a movie 11 00:01:32,555 --> 00:01:34,410 you're in no position to sell. 12 00:01:34,443 --> 00:01:37,094 Now he thinks we're all traveling to Cannes together. 13 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,204 Don't worry about it, Ari. It's not your problem. 14 00:01:39,243 --> 00:01:40,323 Not my problem? 15 00:01:40,363 --> 00:01:42,730 Did you know that Harvey was a marine, Eric? 16 00:01:42,763 --> 00:01:45,480 A middle-class Jew who grew up with everything, 17 00:01:45,515 --> 00:01:47,817 yet he chose to join the marines. 18 00:01:47,851 --> 00:01:49,574 - Do you know why? - No. Why? 19 00:01:49,611 --> 00:01:51,466 It's because, and I quote, 20 00:01:51,499 --> 00:01:54,346 he "wanted to know what it felt like to kill someone. " 21 00:01:54,379 --> 00:01:56,201 He will now kill me 22 00:01:56,234 --> 00:01:57,795 when I tell him what you did. 23 00:01:57,835 --> 00:02:00,388 I set a dinner. I'm telling him tonight, so relax. 24 00:02:00,426 --> 00:02:02,182 - You're gonna tell him in person? - That's right. 25 00:02:02,219 --> 00:02:04,358 What I wouldn't pay to see that. 26 00:02:04,395 --> 00:02:06,337 Well, save your money for Botox, Ari. 27 00:02:06,379 --> 00:02:08,234 All that negativity's starting to take its toll. 28 00:02:08,267 --> 00:02:09,412 Call waiting. Later, loser. 29 00:02:09,451 --> 00:02:11,338 Lloyd, I see dead people. Why? 30 00:02:11,371 --> 00:02:14,121 I don't know, but M. Night just called to say he doesn't see you. 31 00:02:14,155 --> 00:02:16,042 Well, I'm at the cemetery just like he said. 32 00:02:16,075 --> 00:02:18,180 Remind me again why I put up with this shit. 33 00:02:18,219 --> 00:02:20,455 Because his movies have grossed almost $2 billion 34 00:02:20,491 --> 00:02:21,734 and because you're scared of him. 35 00:02:21,771 --> 00:02:24,138 Thank you, Lloyd, but I fear nothing. 36 00:02:24,171 --> 00:02:25,448 Argh! 37 00:02:26,571 --> 00:02:27,880 A little jumpy, Ari? 38 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:31,460 We're in a cemetery, Night. Even for you this is bizarre. 39 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:34,434 Don't be an ass. I'm shooting an Amex commercial. 40 00:02:34,475 --> 00:02:36,166 Oh, great. And you want me to star in it. 41 00:02:36,202 --> 00:02:37,763 That's why you've summoned me to the Valley. 42 00:02:37,803 --> 00:02:40,192 No, I finished a new draft of the screenplay 43 00:02:40,235 --> 00:02:42,123 - and I don't trust messengers. - Wow. You're, like, 44 00:02:42,155 --> 00:02:44,010 six weeks ahead of schedule. Are you gonna put yourself in it? 45 00:02:44,043 --> 00:02:46,344 - I'm gonna improv a little something. - lndians and improv-- 46 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:47,753 no greater match. 47 00:02:49,835 --> 00:02:51,559 You're gonna read it tonight. 48 00:02:51,595 --> 00:02:54,115 - Of course I will. - Don't tell me you will if you won't. 49 00:02:54,155 --> 00:02:56,904 My night, M. Night, will be dedicated to nothing 50 00:02:56,939 --> 00:02:59,077 but enjoying your latest creation. 51 00:02:59,115 --> 00:03:00,740 I'm gonna drive by your office in the morning, 52 00:03:00,779 --> 00:03:02,502 I'm gonna pick it up and I'm gonna quiz ya. 53 00:03:02,539 --> 00:03:04,393 - As always. - Bye, Ari. 54 00:03:04,427 --> 00:03:06,314 See you, Night. 55 00:03:06,347 --> 00:03:08,998 Ari, you've got the missus's best friend's dinner tonight. 56 00:03:09,035 --> 00:03:10,923 Oh, fuck. Look at this thing. 57 00:03:10,955 --> 00:03:13,028 It's like, 200 pages. Find me a flashlight. 58 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,139 I'm gonna have to read this at the table. 59 00:03:15,179 --> 00:03:17,284 Why do we have to bring this guy out with us, Johnny? 60 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:19,145 'Cause he's the mayor of Beverly Hills. 61 00:03:19,179 --> 00:03:21,448 And why do you care if you don't live in Beverly Hills? 62 00:03:21,483 --> 00:03:23,872 I care because the mayor could use his political clout 63 00:03:23,915 --> 00:03:25,802 to annex my condo in. 64 00:03:25,835 --> 00:03:28,453 How would you like to see this place rocking a 90210 zip code? 65 00:03:28,491 --> 00:03:30,880 You're 40 feet from the border now. What's gonna change? 66 00:03:30,922 --> 00:03:33,475 It's like asking what changes between North and South Korean borders. 67 00:03:33,515 --> 00:03:36,264 - Yeah, that's a good analogy. - Turtle, come here. 68 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,186 Look out that window. 69 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:40,968 You see that brand-new fire station out there? That's Beverly Hills. 70 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:43,370 Do you know, if they were to look in here and see me burning, 71 00:03:43,402 --> 00:03:45,923 they couldn't do anything about it? I would have to wait hours 72 00:03:45,963 --> 00:03:48,451 for L. A. County to come and save me. 73 00:03:48,491 --> 00:03:51,011 I don't want to wait, Vin. I want to be saved. 74 00:03:51,051 --> 00:03:52,611 You are beyond saving, Drama. 75 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:54,341 Vince can save me. 76 00:03:54,379 --> 00:03:56,201 - How? - The guy just wants 77 00:03:56,234 --> 00:03:58,820 to roll with the big-time celebrity for the evening, have a good time. 78 00:03:58,859 --> 00:04:01,412 But you're a big-time celeb, Johnny. Why do I have to go? 79 00:04:01,451 --> 00:04:03,720 Well, apparently, he doesn't watch TV. 80 00:04:03,755 --> 00:04:05,643 Look... 81 00:04:05,675 --> 00:04:07,748 the annexation vote is on Wednesday. 82 00:04:07,787 --> 00:04:09,958 He knows what I want and alluded to the fact 83 00:04:09,995 --> 00:04:11,882 that one hand washes the other. 84 00:04:11,915 --> 00:04:14,336 I need my hands washed, baby bro, 85 00:04:14,378 --> 00:04:16,866 - and you are the soap. - It's Thursday night, Vince. 86 00:04:16,906 --> 00:04:18,695 - Fuck his hands. - Shut up, Turtle. 87 00:04:18,731 --> 00:04:20,421 - Is he a good guy, Johnny? - He's a great guy. 88 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:22,346 We puff stogies at the Havana Room all the time. 89 00:04:22,379 --> 00:04:24,321 - Okay, we'll bring him out. - Yes! 90 00:04:24,363 --> 00:04:25,705 - Bring who out where? - We're rolling 91 00:04:25,739 --> 00:04:26,852 with the mayor of Beverly Hills, E. 92 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:29,160 - Too bad you gotta miss it. - Oh yeah, too bad. 93 00:04:29,195 --> 00:04:31,169 - Harvey should be fun, though. - Shut up, Turtle. 94 00:04:31,211 --> 00:04:32,999 I don't know why you can't just tell Harvey on the phone, E. 95 00:04:33,035 --> 00:04:34,561 Maybe he wants to feel Harvey's spit 96 00:04:34,603 --> 00:04:36,490 when he launches it at him again! 97 00:04:36,523 --> 00:04:38,345 No, I just want to be a man and own up face to face. 98 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:40,266 You know what? E went out on his own 99 00:04:40,298 --> 00:04:43,298 against the family on this. He may have to take a little spit. 100 00:04:43,339 --> 00:04:44,484 Thanks, Vince. 101 00:04:44,523 --> 00:04:46,214 A little scared of Harvey, huh? 102 00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:47,877 I'm not afraid of Harvey. 103 00:04:47,915 --> 00:04:49,737 Because I will go with you if you ask nicely. 104 00:04:49,771 --> 00:04:51,713 - The mayor, Vince. - I don't want you to go. 105 00:04:51,755 --> 00:04:53,642 I got myself into this, I can get myself out of it. 106 00:04:53,675 --> 00:04:55,977 - That's the spirit, kid. - And I'm not afraid of Harvey. 107 00:04:56,010 --> 00:04:57,920 I'm trying to be professional and courteous by doing this, 108 00:04:57,963 --> 00:05:00,102 but I'm not gonna sit there while he yells in my face again. 109 00:05:00,139 --> 00:05:02,506 - You're gonna fight Harvey? - No, don't fight Harvey, E. 110 00:05:02,539 --> 00:05:03,815 - Harvey's big, E. - Yeah, E, 111 00:05:03,851 --> 00:05:05,509 I think Harvey can definitely take you. 112 00:05:05,547 --> 00:05:07,652 You used to think you could take me, Turtle. 113 00:05:07,691 --> 00:05:09,829 - You wanna go? - Ha, I would fuckin'-- 114 00:05:17,482 --> 00:05:19,587 I'm simply asking you 115 00:05:19,627 --> 00:05:22,048 not to dilly-dally, that's all. 116 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:23,749 And I am not gonna rush through dinner. 117 00:05:23,787 --> 00:05:25,445 This is my best friend's engagement. 118 00:05:25,483 --> 00:05:27,043 Come on, she's been married twice before. 119 00:05:27,082 --> 00:05:28,391 I'm sure we'll get another run at this. 120 00:05:28,427 --> 00:05:30,336 I already stood in the driveway waiting for you, Ari. 121 00:05:30,379 --> 00:05:32,866 Just chew fast and don't order an appetizer or a dessert. 122 00:05:32,907 --> 00:05:34,761 Give me a break. 123 00:05:34,795 --> 00:05:36,900 - Hi. - Oh, Joyce, you look beautiful. 124 00:05:36,938 --> 00:05:39,142 - Thank you. You too, muffin. - I'm so excited. 125 00:05:39,179 --> 00:05:41,513 Perfect timing. Ron's at the bar and we thought we'd get 126 00:05:41,547 --> 00:05:42,921 a before-dinner drink. What do you say? 127 00:05:42,954 --> 00:05:44,864 - No. No, we're starving. - No? 128 00:05:44,907 --> 00:05:47,078 So grab your man and let's get this thing rolling. 129 00:05:47,115 --> 00:05:49,286 He's kidding. We would love to have a drink... 130 00:05:49,322 --> 00:05:51,232 or two. 131 00:05:56,203 --> 00:06:00,097 Slow down, Turtle. It's the French country on the right. 132 00:06:00,138 --> 00:06:03,455 Wow, nice house. 133 00:06:03,499 --> 00:06:05,386 He is the mayor of Beverly Hills, bro. 134 00:06:05,419 --> 00:06:07,274 Pull over there, Turtle. 135 00:06:08,299 --> 00:06:09,957 What are you doing? 136 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,555 Letting the mayor know we're here. 137 00:06:11,594 --> 00:06:13,482 You don't honk, you Neanderthal. 138 00:06:13,514 --> 00:06:16,132 You ring the bell like an upstanding Beverly Hills citizen would do. 139 00:06:16,171 --> 00:06:17,894 Too late. 140 00:06:17,931 --> 00:06:19,621 Hey. 141 00:06:19,659 --> 00:06:21,568 Don't forget your corsage. 142 00:06:24,138 --> 00:06:26,081 Mayor Laurie. 143 00:06:26,123 --> 00:06:30,345 John Chase, is that Vinnie Chase I see in that car? 144 00:06:30,379 --> 00:06:32,266 - Hi. How are you? - I'm Turtle. 145 00:06:32,299 --> 00:06:34,568 Oh, Vinnie, I am a big fan-- big big fan. 146 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,992 My kids-- they're just obsessed with Aquaman. 147 00:06:37,035 --> 00:06:39,490 My daughter cried when they replaced you in the sequel, 148 00:06:39,531 --> 00:06:42,433 said she will not see it no matter how good it is. 149 00:06:42,474 --> 00:06:45,060 - Tell her, thank you. - I will. I will. 150 00:06:45,098 --> 00:06:46,986 - Ready to go now? - Yeah yeah. 151 00:06:47,018 --> 00:06:49,320 Uh... gotta grab a jacket first. 152 00:06:49,355 --> 00:06:50,598 Walk with me, John. 153 00:06:50,635 --> 00:06:52,740 Yeah, this guy's gonna fit right in with us. 154 00:06:52,778 --> 00:06:54,982 Oh, I really appreciate this. 155 00:06:55,019 --> 00:06:56,906 My wife's been gone for over a year now 156 00:06:56,939 --> 00:06:58,826 and I've been really lonely. 157 00:06:58,859 --> 00:07:00,288 Hey, what are friends for? 158 00:07:00,331 --> 00:07:03,145 Yeah, but I think I'm gonna take my own car. 159 00:07:03,179 --> 00:07:05,862 Are you sure you don't want to have Turtle chauffeur? 160 00:07:05,899 --> 00:07:08,201 Then we can get hammered and have a really good night. 161 00:07:08,234 --> 00:07:11,016 You know what would make it a really great night, John? 162 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:13,539 It's if that movie star brother of yours 163 00:07:13,579 --> 00:07:15,466 could help provide me some comfort 164 00:07:15,499 --> 00:07:17,954 of a foxy young thing I don't have to pay for? 165 00:07:17,994 --> 00:07:19,904 He can do that. 166 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:23,168 You... 167 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,358 Hi. How are you? I'm here to meet Harvey-- 168 00:07:36,394 --> 00:07:37,572 - Mr. Murphy? - Yes. 169 00:07:37,611 --> 00:07:39,716 - Right this way. - Thank you. 170 00:07:44,299 --> 00:07:47,048 - How are you, Eric? - Hey, how are you, Harvey? 171 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:49,090 Good good. Great great. 172 00:07:49,131 --> 00:07:51,018 I'm great. Sit sit. 173 00:07:51,051 --> 00:07:54,280 - Try that wine. - Okay. 174 00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:58,917 It's good. 175 00:07:58,955 --> 00:08:00,842 Good? That's a '53 Margaux. 176 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:02,631 It's 3, 300 bucks a bottle. 177 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:04,455 I only drink it on celebratory occasions. 178 00:08:04,490 --> 00:08:06,378 This being one, I ordered two bottles. 179 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:08,069 Let's celebrate. 180 00:08:09,578 --> 00:08:11,651 - Listen, Harvey... - Oh, would you look at this? 181 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,633 See that little cunt? 182 00:08:13,674 --> 00:08:15,463 That prick stole my VP of production. 183 00:08:15,498 --> 00:08:16,742 He's lucky I don't go over there 184 00:08:16,779 --> 00:08:18,502 and crack this fucking bottle over his head. 185 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:20,677 I'm not gonna do that, though. 186 00:08:20,715 --> 00:08:22,569 My doctor says I can't do that anymore 187 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,097 'cause my blood pressure's off the charts. 188 00:08:26,058 --> 00:08:29,407 So, you and me, E-- stress-free dinner. 189 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,123 - To "Medellin. " - "Medellin. " 190 00:08:34,763 --> 00:08:36,705 I've never been so embarrassed in my life. 191 00:08:36,747 --> 00:08:38,405 What? Listen, what's so bad? 192 00:08:38,442 --> 00:08:41,290 Uh, you got the check before we got our entrees. 193 00:08:41,322 --> 00:08:43,810 - At least I paid, right? - You are such an asshole. 194 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:45,192 That may be, but I'm an asshole 195 00:08:45,227 --> 00:08:47,081 that's gonna be home at 9:30, ready to read. 196 00:08:47,114 --> 00:08:48,870 You know what? Let's get an early start on this. 197 00:08:48,907 --> 00:08:50,467 Grab my briefcase, you read to me. 198 00:08:50,506 --> 00:08:51,553 Screw you. 199 00:08:51,595 --> 00:08:53,089 Come on, baby, be a team player. 200 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:55,497 If Night pulls another half-billion-dollar grosser 201 00:08:55,531 --> 00:08:57,473 out of his hat, I'll get you some diamonds. 202 00:09:00,266 --> 00:09:02,306 - The briefcase isn't here. - What do you mean? 203 00:09:02,346 --> 00:09:04,932 Just what I said. Are you sure you didn't leave it in the office? 204 00:09:07,211 --> 00:09:09,098 What, you don't believe me? 205 00:09:11,499 --> 00:09:14,597 Jesus Christ, the valet probably stole it. 206 00:09:14,635 --> 00:09:17,864 - Don't be racist. - Valets steal shit, all right? 207 00:09:17,898 --> 00:09:20,135 Just because they're mostly Hispanic doesn't make me a racist. 208 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:22,058 You know what happens if this gets out? 209 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:24,774 If someone puts Night's new ending on the lnternet, my life is over! 210 00:09:24,810 --> 00:09:26,239 Nobody's gonna know you did it. 211 00:09:26,282 --> 00:09:28,704 Yes, they will, because Night, that little sick fuck, 212 00:09:28,746 --> 00:09:31,234 printed my name on every fucking page! 213 00:09:31,274 --> 00:09:33,314 So maybe the valets put it in the trunk. 214 00:09:37,514 --> 00:09:39,489 It's gone. Not fucking here. 215 00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:42,083 They fucking stole it. The motherfuckers stole it. 216 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:45,254 Wh-- did they replace it with this? 217 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:47,843 - What the fuck is that? - You tell me, freak. 218 00:09:47,883 --> 00:09:49,792 I have no idea! 219 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:53,347 - Well, there's a whole bag. - The seats aren't as dark 220 00:09:53,387 --> 00:09:54,401 - as they're supposed to be. - What? 221 00:09:54,443 --> 00:09:56,199 - They gave us the wrong car. - Shut up. 222 00:09:56,234 --> 00:09:58,121 Get in there. What, are you fucking blind? 223 00:09:58,154 --> 00:09:59,528 You're the one who drove it home, schmuck. 224 00:09:59,563 --> 00:10:01,570 Why would I buy a black cock? 225 00:10:06,635 --> 00:10:09,253 Where the fuck are our salads? 226 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:11,592 Hey, pal, pal. 227 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,944 How long we gotta wait for a lousy iceberg wedge? 228 00:10:15,979 --> 00:10:17,888 You slice the fucking thing, you put it on a plate 229 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:19,840 and you bring it over here. 230 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:23,176 Anyway, E, what was I talking about? 231 00:10:23,211 --> 00:10:25,447 You were saying that you were, uh-- 232 00:10:25,483 --> 00:10:27,938 you were pissed off at us after we fucked you over at Sundance. 233 00:10:27,978 --> 00:10:29,888 Oh, yeah yeah. Oh, I was raging. 234 00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:32,386 Sure, you little pricks let me call a press conference 235 00:10:32,426 --> 00:10:34,434 to announce I'm in business with you and then you bail on me? 236 00:10:34,475 --> 00:10:37,475 I know. That was-- that was a big mistake, Harvey. 237 00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:39,423 It's a mistake? 238 00:10:40,554 --> 00:10:42,376 That was some mistake. Don't you ever 239 00:10:42,411 --> 00:10:44,899 make a mistake like that with me again, 240 00:10:44,939 --> 00:10:47,557 because next time I'm not gonna be so kind. 241 00:10:47,594 --> 00:10:49,482 I'll kill people. 242 00:10:49,514 --> 00:10:51,522 You mind if I use the bathroom, Harvey? 243 00:10:51,562 --> 00:10:54,661 Sure, go ahead. Oh oh, hey, E, E, 244 00:10:54,698 --> 00:10:56,935 on your way over there walk by that cunt's table 245 00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:58,945 and give him a little elbow in the head. 246 00:11:00,362 --> 00:11:02,272 If you feel like it. 247 00:11:07,915 --> 00:11:10,533 How am I gonna get this guy laid, Johnny, seriously? 248 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,064 Tell girls 249 00:11:12,107 --> 00:11:14,081 that if they fuck him, you'll fuck 'em after. 250 00:11:14,122 --> 00:11:16,010 That sounds like a good deal for Vince. 251 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,930 He'd be lying. 252 00:11:17,962 --> 00:11:22,240 - Oh, Jesus. - How did he beat us here? 253 00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:31,459 Hey, what's up, Vince? 254 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,341 Hey, E. 255 00:11:34,378 --> 00:11:36,069 - How is it going over there? - It's not. 256 00:11:36,106 --> 00:11:37,797 This guy's nuts. He's teetering on the edge. 257 00:11:37,835 --> 00:11:39,329 Did he yell at you? 258 00:11:39,370 --> 00:11:41,280 No, he didn't yell at me 'cause I didn't tell him yet. 259 00:11:41,323 --> 00:11:43,014 I thought you said you weren't afraid of Harvey. 260 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,189 I'm not scared of him, but it wouldn't be good for anybody if I end up 261 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,470 rolling around in the parking lot 262 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,881 with one of the most powerful men in Hollywood. 263 00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:50,085 - So what do you want me to do? - I want you to come down here. 264 00:11:50,122 --> 00:11:52,162 - I'm with the mayor, E. - Fuck the mayor, Vince. 265 00:11:52,202 --> 00:11:54,624 Harvey's not gonna make the same kind of scene if you're here. 266 00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:58,048 Swallow your pride and admit you're afraid of him and I'm there. 267 00:11:58,091 --> 00:11:59,978 Look, I'm not scared of Harvey. 268 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,604 How long you think you can keep me 269 00:12:01,642 --> 00:12:03,267 waiting at the table without me getting antsy? 270 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,161 Sorry about that, Harvey. I'm actually talking to Vince. 271 00:12:05,194 --> 00:12:06,601 Hey! 272 00:12:06,635 --> 00:12:08,740 Hey, Vince. How the fuck are you? 273 00:12:08,778 --> 00:12:10,666 - Hey, Harvey. - Where are you, pal? 274 00:12:10,698 --> 00:12:13,065 I just walked into a place called Winston's. 275 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:16,001 I love Winston's! We'll come over there for a celebratory toast. 276 00:12:16,042 --> 00:12:17,602 - Okay. - Walk the other way, David, 277 00:12:17,643 --> 00:12:20,261 or I'll pull out your fucking eyeballs. Yeah, we'll see you soon. 278 00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,469 - See you. - Come on, eat. 279 00:12:24,171 --> 00:12:26,854 Vince, Nel really likes this one over here. 280 00:12:26,891 --> 00:12:28,930 Can you go talk to her? 281 00:12:35,114 --> 00:12:37,416 It's a black LS hybrid, 282 00:12:37,451 --> 00:12:39,971 so don't be afraid to step on the gas and get it up here. 283 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,952 This is a black LS. 284 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,198 That's the wrong black LS, obviously. 285 00:12:45,995 --> 00:12:47,588 Okay, is there a manager? 286 00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:52,324 - I am the manager. - An English-speaking manager. 287 00:12:52,363 --> 00:12:54,818 - I speak English. - First-language English-speaking-- 288 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,516 it's okay. You switched cars on us. 289 00:12:56,555 --> 00:12:59,970 - Oh shit, that's not your car? - No. 290 00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,952 Because the guy who just left in the same car 291 00:13:01,994 --> 00:13:03,336 accused us of stealing his glasses. 292 00:13:03,371 --> 00:13:06,120 Here they are. Wrongfully accused again. 293 00:13:06,155 --> 00:13:07,681 So he's gone? 294 00:13:07,723 --> 00:13:10,112 Yes, but I'm sure he's gonna come back as soon as he realizes. 295 00:13:10,154 --> 00:13:11,648 I don't have time to wait for that. 296 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,578 I have something I need to get out of the car tonight. 297 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:15,781 - There's nothing you can do about that. - There's always something 298 00:13:15,818 --> 00:13:19,298 that can be done, baby. Sometimes you just have to think really really hard. 299 00:13:19,339 --> 00:13:21,248 So everybody think. 300 00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:26,441 - Anyone got something? - No, Ari. 301 00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:29,441 You could always go to his house and hope that he's home. 302 00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:31,173 - What, you know where he lives? - No, 303 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,250 but has it ever occurred to you rich people 304 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:34,851 that when you are enjoying a nice dinner, 305 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:37,508 we have your keys and your fancy navigation system 306 00:13:37,546 --> 00:13:39,073 to lead us straight to your empty house? 307 00:13:39,114 --> 00:13:41,569 I like your style, pal. 308 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,474 - Setting home... - Oxnard-- how far is that? 309 00:13:49,514 --> 00:13:51,401 About 50 miles. 310 00:13:51,434 --> 00:13:53,343 Uh, you're taking me home first. 311 00:13:54,314 --> 00:13:56,169 Thank you, sir. 312 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,788 ... 5532. 313 00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:02,274 Cool. So I'll call you at, like, 2:00? 314 00:14:02,314 --> 00:14:05,314 Make it 2:30. The boys and I usually grab a bite late-night. 315 00:14:05,354 --> 00:14:06,881 Okay. 316 00:14:08,362 --> 00:14:10,817 I thought we were supposed to be pulling for the mayor, not ourselves. 317 00:14:10,858 --> 00:14:13,062 - I'm just not a good wrangler. - Yeah, well, I am, 318 00:14:13,098 --> 00:14:14,953 and I've been wasting my skills on Drama's cause. 319 00:14:14,986 --> 00:14:17,222 You're telling me you'd be pulling if it was for your cause? 320 00:14:17,258 --> 00:14:20,422 Of course I would be. What kind of question is that? 321 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:23,273 Fellas, guess who's into politics. 322 00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:25,194 - This is Aneeka. - Anika. 323 00:14:25,226 --> 00:14:27,114 Anika. Anika, the boys. 324 00:14:27,146 --> 00:14:29,863 - Hello, boys. - Anika's from Prague. 325 00:14:29,898 --> 00:14:32,581 I told her a little about our man and she was very impressed. 326 00:14:32,618 --> 00:14:34,505 Gotta love the Eastern Bloc. 327 00:14:34,538 --> 00:14:36,360 Back in a flash. 328 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,504 Nel, say hello to Anika. 329 00:14:42,538 --> 00:14:46,564 Anika, the one and only Mayor of Beverly Hills, Nel Laurie. 330 00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:48,969 Johnny has told me of your dedication to the city 331 00:14:49,002 --> 00:14:51,719 and of your kindness. It is so nice to meet you. 332 00:14:51,754 --> 00:14:55,071 You too, you too. Would you like to sit? 333 00:14:55,114 --> 00:14:57,001 Yes, I would love to. 334 00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:04,870 My God, you have gorgeous feet. 335 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:08,960 How about that? 336 00:15:09,002 --> 00:15:11,719 How about this? 337 00:15:11,754 --> 00:15:14,951 He looks like a P. O. W. 338 00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:34,406 Who is it? 339 00:15:34,442 --> 00:15:36,995 Hi, my name is Ari Gold. I think you have my car. 340 00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:39,205 What? What are you talking about? 341 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,649 Uh, would you open the door? 342 00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:42,569 No. And I have a dog. 343 00:15:42,602 --> 00:15:44,936 That's great. I think you also have my car. 344 00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:47,042 Do you drive a black Lexus? 345 00:15:47,082 --> 00:15:48,741 My husband does. 346 00:15:48,778 --> 00:15:51,528 Well, I think the valet gave him the wrong car, 347 00:15:51,562 --> 00:15:53,450 'cause I'm driving his. 348 00:15:53,482 --> 00:15:54,824 Valet? What valet? 349 00:15:54,858 --> 00:15:56,768 The valet at Morton's tonight. 350 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,617 Morton's in L. A. ? 351 00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,373 - Yeah. - What was my husband doing 352 00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:04,679 - at Morton's in L. A. tonight? - Uh... 353 00:16:11,754 --> 00:16:13,183 What the fuck were you doing 354 00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:14,917 - at Morton's tonight? - What? 355 00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:17,158 - The valet switched our cars. - What? 356 00:16:17,194 --> 00:16:19,616 - Answer me, who the fuck were you with? - What? 357 00:16:19,658 --> 00:16:21,633 See, that's my briefcase. Thank you, God. 358 00:16:21,674 --> 00:16:24,641 - Answer me, you piece of shit! - What? 359 00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:26,656 Listen, here are your keys. Can I get mine? 360 00:16:26,698 --> 00:16:29,284 I am fucking waiting for a fucking answer! 361 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,559 Deny till you die, pal. 362 00:16:34,378 --> 00:16:37,445 I tell you what-- just admit that you're scared of him 363 00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:39,075 and I'll apologize for you. 364 00:16:39,114 --> 00:16:41,732 I don't need you to apologize. I just want you to be here when it goes down. 365 00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:43,395 I'm right here. What are you waiting for? 366 00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:46,401 The right moment. 367 00:16:46,442 --> 00:16:48,581 Am I the Chuck Woolery of Winston's or what? 368 00:16:48,618 --> 00:16:50,179 Yeah, only minus the good looks 369 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,105 the tan and the Botany 500 suit. 370 00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:54,025 I got one of those suits, bro. 371 00:16:54,058 --> 00:16:56,197 - Yo, Vince. - Yo, Ray. 372 00:16:56,234 --> 00:16:58,820 - Man, this is delicate. - What's that? 373 00:16:58,858 --> 00:17:00,745 You know your boy you came in with? 374 00:17:00,778 --> 00:17:01,988 Yeah, what about him? 375 00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,782 Well, he's about to suck face with a tranny. 376 00:17:03,818 --> 00:17:05,095 What? Come on. 377 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:07,399 That's no tranny, Ray. That's Anika. 378 00:17:07,434 --> 00:17:09,539 Anika's got a bigger stump than you do, Drama. 379 00:17:09,578 --> 00:17:13,124 Jesus, if Drama knew that, he would have kept her for himself. 380 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,049 - Ray, are you sure? - Trust me. 381 00:17:15,082 --> 00:17:17,122 The only reason that we let that he-she in here 382 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,366 is because she goes on Howard Stern all the time 383 00:17:19,402 --> 00:17:21,125 and we don't need the bad ink. I'm sorry, bro. 384 00:17:21,162 --> 00:17:23,050 - Come on. - I can't believe it. 385 00:17:23,082 --> 00:17:24,970 Believe it, Drama. 386 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,970 - Thanks, man. I appreciate it. - No doubt, man. 387 00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:30,879 - What do we do? - I ain't saying shit. 388 00:17:30,922 --> 00:17:33,377 Nobody's saying nothing until I'm 90210. 389 00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:35,240 Johnny, he'll find out eventually 390 00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:38,307 and then you'd better pray he's not your mayor. Do the right thing. 391 00:17:39,914 --> 00:17:41,670 - Fine, I'll tell him - E? 392 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,953 - I'm going. - Couple of shots first to relax? 393 00:17:45,994 --> 00:17:48,449 Definitely. 394 00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:02,919 - Yeah, Lloyd. - Just wanna make sure you're up 395 00:18:02,953 --> 00:18:05,888 - and reading. - Well, I'm up and I am not reading. 396 00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:07,686 God, you're even angry in the evening. 397 00:18:07,722 --> 00:18:09,926 - Fuck off, Lloyd. - Good night, Ari. 398 00:18:09,962 --> 00:18:11,369 - Lloyd? - Yes, Ari. 399 00:18:11,402 --> 00:18:13,791 Talk to me while I drive so I don't fall asleep. 400 00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,721 Okay, Ari. 401 00:18:15,754 --> 00:18:17,412 Oh, fuck. 402 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:19,589 - What? - I'm getting pulled over. 403 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:22,047 - How fast are you going? - About 140. 404 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:25,668 - That's not good. - No. 405 00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:30,207 Cheers. 406 00:18:32,682 --> 00:18:34,820 I'm going in. 407 00:18:34,858 --> 00:18:37,247 And E, why aren't your feet moving? 408 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,362 All right, I'm scared. 409 00:18:39,402 --> 00:18:41,289 Ha ha ha! Pussy. 410 00:18:41,322 --> 00:18:43,110 Come on. I'll talk to him. 411 00:18:43,146 --> 00:18:45,033 I'll stand right next to you. 412 00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:48,197 Yeah, I'll be hanging back, having fun. 413 00:18:48,234 --> 00:18:51,081 Hi. 414 00:18:51,114 --> 00:18:53,001 Or not. 415 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:54,921 Can I get you something? 416 00:18:54,954 --> 00:18:57,059 - Hey, Johnny. - Hey... 417 00:18:57,098 --> 00:19:00,327 Anika, would you excuse us for a second? 418 00:19:00,362 --> 00:19:02,271 Um, yeah, sure. 419 00:19:02,314 --> 00:19:05,795 Well, you'd better hurry back or I'm gonna come chasin'. 420 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,452 I will. 421 00:19:11,562 --> 00:19:13,472 Hey, John, what's happening? 422 00:19:15,402 --> 00:19:17,224 - It's about Anika. - Yeah? 423 00:19:17,258 --> 00:19:19,713 You know, we didn't even need Vinnie's intro, huh? 424 00:19:19,753 --> 00:19:22,120 Thank you. 425 00:19:22,154 --> 00:19:25,121 I tell you, she is one doll. 426 00:19:25,161 --> 00:19:27,845 Yeah, well, according to some, 427 00:19:27,882 --> 00:19:30,217 - that Barbie might be a Ken. - Eh? 428 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,672 - She might have balls, Your Honor. - What? 429 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,601 She's a he, a transformer, 430 00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:36,489 a hermaphrodite, something that just ain't right. 431 00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:39,010 Oh, I don't believe that. Look at her. 432 00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:40,960 She's beautiful. 433 00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:45,702 I got only reasons to lie to you, Nel, but it's true. 434 00:19:45,738 --> 00:19:48,072 I'm sorry. 435 00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:50,407 I am too. 436 00:19:50,442 --> 00:19:52,351 I appreciate your honesty... 437 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,629 and... 438 00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:00,640 I would appreciate your posse's discretion 439 00:20:00,681 --> 00:20:03,202 'cause I don't care what she's got under that dress. 440 00:20:03,242 --> 00:20:04,452 - No? - No. 441 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:07,173 We have a connection. She gets me. 442 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,362 Hey, babe, you ready to get out of here? 443 00:20:11,402 --> 00:20:12,514 Okay. 444 00:20:12,553 --> 00:20:14,463 I got a blue Mercedes, tinted windows. 445 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,611 - See you out there in 10 minutes. - Okay. 446 00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:20,519 Okay. 447 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,342 Nel, what about my annexation? 448 00:20:22,378 --> 00:20:24,833 Looking good. 449 00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:26,118 Eh? 450 00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:28,933 Sweet. 451 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,858 - Ah! - Harvey. 452 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,865 Ha ha ha! I love you. 453 00:20:32,906 --> 00:20:34,597 Sit down. 454 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,950 So, so, what's on your mind, Vince? 455 00:20:37,994 --> 00:20:39,881 Well, Harvey, it's about "Medellin. " 456 00:20:39,914 --> 00:20:41,321 - What about it? - We-- 457 00:20:41,353 --> 00:20:43,328 - Vodka, splash of cranberry. - I ordered tonic. 458 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:45,094 No, you didn't. You ordered cranberry. 459 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:47,552 Why would I order cranberry if I don't drink cranberry? 460 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:48,674 I don't know, but you did. 461 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,503 You believe this fucking guy? 462 00:20:51,913 --> 00:20:52,961 I'll get you your tonic. 463 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,889 No no no, don't get me tonic. 464 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,962 - Tell me I didn't order cranberry. - But you did. 465 00:20:57,002 --> 00:20:58,376 Are you out of your fucking mind? 466 00:20:58,410 --> 00:21:00,963 - Just get the tonic, guy. - No no no, guy, 467 00:21:01,002 --> 00:21:03,336 - no, guy, don't go anywhere. - I'm going to the bathroom. 468 00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:06,053 Whoa whoa whoa, Vince, what are you doing? 469 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,261 I'm not telling him. He's out of his mind. 470 00:21:08,298 --> 00:21:10,305 You know what? I'll do it. 471 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,345 - Harvey, look-- - No no, 472 00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:17,247 you look me in the fucking face and you tell me why, 473 00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:19,177 after 50 years of life 474 00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:22,276 and never having even sipped cranberry juice, 475 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,648 for some reason I come in here 476 00:21:24,682 --> 00:21:26,111 and I order cranberry juice. 477 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,358 Can you answer that, you fucking scumbag?! 478 00:21:28,393 --> 00:21:30,433 No, I can't, but you did. 479 00:21:30,473 --> 00:21:32,513 - Harvey. - I'm gonna fucking kill him! 480 00:21:32,554 --> 00:21:34,692 - Take it easy, sir. - Don't tell me to take it easy. 481 00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:37,217 You know who the fuck I am? I was rolling my bones 482 00:21:37,258 --> 00:21:38,851 when you were sucking your mother's tittie. 483 00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:41,257 - Let's leave my mother out of this. - Fuck you and fuck him! 484 00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:44,006 All right, pal, you're out of here. Come on! 485 00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:46,082 Get your fucking hands off me! 486 00:21:46,122 --> 00:21:48,489 So you let Vince do your dirty work, huh, E? 487 00:21:48,522 --> 00:21:50,082 No, he couldn't do it. 488 00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:51,812 Hey, E had it in him after all. 489 00:21:51,849 --> 00:21:54,119 No, I didn't get a chance to either, but I'll try tomorrow. 490 00:21:54,154 --> 00:21:56,456 Tomorrow? What? 491 00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,878 You weak weak man. Hey, Harvey... 492 00:21:59,914 --> 00:22:01,801 we're not selling you the movie. 493 00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:04,517 Sorry, bro. We're gonna put it on the open market at Cannes. 494 00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:06,212 You're gonna have to bid like everyone else. 495 00:22:06,249 --> 00:22:08,038 I'll eat you alive! 496 00:22:08,074 --> 00:22:10,495 I'll eat you alive and crap you out of my tuchus 497 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,425 and flush you down the toilet! 498 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,596 You'll never work again, never, 499 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:16,738 you understand me? Your career is over! 500 00:22:16,778 --> 00:22:18,665 It's over! 501 00:22:18,698 --> 00:22:20,738 He was talking about E, not me, right? 502 00:22:23,850 --> 00:22:25,759 Morning, Ari. 503 00:22:28,234 --> 00:22:29,794 Done. Night in the office? 504 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,938 - Yes, Ari. He just got here. - Perfect timing. 505 00:22:31,978 --> 00:22:33,472 Are you wearing the same suit as yesterday? 506 00:22:33,514 --> 00:22:34,943 Spent the night in jail. 507 00:22:34,985 --> 00:22:36,643 Oh my God, Ari. Why didn't you call me? 508 00:22:36,682 --> 00:22:38,275 'Cause you get one call and I wanted to use it 509 00:22:38,314 --> 00:22:40,201 on someone I like to have sex with. Night, genius. 510 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:43,617 Best script yet. Ask me anything. 511 00:22:43,658 --> 00:22:45,959 How could you possibly like that third act? 512 00:22:45,994 --> 00:22:48,296 Are you kidding? The twist with the dove? I loved it. 513 00:22:48,329 --> 00:22:49,823 - It was perfect. - No, it's fucked. 514 00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:52,135 What you read is totally fucked. 515 00:22:52,169 --> 00:22:54,624 I tried to call you last night. I didn't have your cell. 516 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,389 - I don't understand. - After you left, it hit me-- 517 00:22:56,425 --> 00:22:58,847 the whole third act's a mess, man. It's a mess. 518 00:22:58,889 --> 00:23:01,606 I changed it. It really works now. 519 00:23:01,642 --> 00:23:03,202 Oh. 520 00:23:03,241 --> 00:23:06,689 Here, read it. 521 00:23:06,729 --> 00:23:08,518 I'll wait. 522 00:23:09,482 --> 00:23:11,205 Start from the top so you get the flow. 523 00:23:24,009 --> 00:23:25,897 Morning, fellas. 524 00:23:25,929 --> 00:23:27,817 Get 'em while they're hot. 525 00:23:27,849 --> 00:23:29,442 You just saved E's ass, Johnny. 526 00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:31,336 He's been wrestling with your espresso maker for an hour. 527 00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:34,567 Wrestle no more, E. I got your favorite-- caramel macchiato. 528 00:23:34,602 --> 00:23:36,325 I hate caramel, but very thoughtful nonetheless. 529 00:23:36,362 --> 00:23:38,783 Indeed it was, but ever more thoughtful 530 00:23:38,826 --> 00:23:41,095 were the coffees I brought over to the Beverly Hills firehouse 531 00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:42,885 when I went over to introduce myself. 532 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,744 Are you expecting a fire or are you just hoping 533 00:23:44,777 --> 00:23:48,193 to slide up and down on their pole? 534 00:23:48,234 --> 00:23:50,121 You slay me, E. 535 00:23:50,154 --> 00:23:52,041 No, really I'm just proud to be 536 00:23:52,074 --> 00:23:53,862 a soon-to-be-annexed resident of the quaint city 537 00:23:53,898 --> 00:23:55,938 known throughout the world as Beverly Hills. 538 00:23:55,978 --> 00:23:58,793 Yeah, well, I wouldn't be too proud too fast, Drama. 539 00:23:58,825 --> 00:24:00,931 I don't know how much longer your boy's gonna be mayor. 540 00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:02,115 What are you talking about? 541 00:24:02,153 --> 00:24:04,041 I'm talking about the all-seeing, 542 00:24:04,073 --> 00:24:06,495 all-knowing lenses of TMZ. com. 543 00:24:06,538 --> 00:24:08,447 Look at this. 544 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,224 Hey, Mayor, I'm from TMZ. 545 00:24:12,265 --> 00:24:14,153 How about saying a little something? 546 00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:16,422 Howdy, folks. 547 00:24:16,457 --> 00:24:18,345 Hey, why are you sneaking out in the alley? 548 00:24:18,377 --> 00:24:20,516 Hey hey, I'm not sneaking. There's no sneaking 549 00:24:20,553 --> 00:24:22,463 going on here. Hustle into the car, baby. 550 00:24:28,362 --> 00:24:30,533 Oh no. No! 551 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,642 - That's nuts. - No!