1 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,306 Oh, it's Ari again. 2 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:24,146 All right, how about I take this? 3 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,176 - Wanna take that? Okay. - Yeah. Thank you. 4 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,485 Can't you wait for a callback? 5 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:33,220 As the French might say, no, I fucking cannot. 6 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,818 You know why, Eric? 7 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,830 It's because I have a box of rare truffles 8 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,832 sitting on my desk-- a gift from Harvey. 9 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,663 - Do you know why? - I can guess. 10 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,669 It's because you sold him on a movie 11 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,637 you're in no position to sell. 12 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:47,436 Now he thinks we're all traveling to Cannes together. 13 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,636 Don't worry about it, Ari. It's not your problem. 14 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:50,803 Not my problem? 15 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:53,313 Did you know that Harvey was a marine, Eric? 16 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:56,180 A middle-class Jew who grew up with everything, 17 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,617 yet he chose to join the marines. 18 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,449 - Do you know why? - No. Why? 19 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:02,422 It's because, and I quote, 20 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,425 he "wanted to know what it felt like to kill someone." 21 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,359 He will now kill me 22 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:09,021 when I tell him what you did. 23 00:02:09,063 --> 00:02:11,725 I set a dinner. I'm telling him tonight, so relax. 24 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,596 - You're gonna tell him in person? - That's right. 25 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,864 What I wouldn't pay to see that. 26 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,928 Well, save your money for Botox, Ari. 27 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,906 All that negativity's starting to take its toll. 28 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,134 Call waiting. Later, loser. 29 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,143 Lloyd, I see dead people. Why? 30 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:26,044 I don't know, but M. Night just called to say he doesn't see you. 31 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,048 Well, I'm at the cemetery just like he said. 32 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:30,277 Remind me again why I put up with this shit. 33 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,649 Because his movies have grossed almost $2 billion 34 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:33,983 and because you're scared of him. 35 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,489 Thank you, Lloyd, but I fear nothing. 36 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,855 Argh! 37 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,391 A little jumpy, Ari? 38 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:44,124 We're in a cemetery, Night. Even for you this is bizarre. 39 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:47,225 Don't be an ass. I'm shooting an Amex commercial. 40 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:49,031 Oh, great. And you want me to star in it. 41 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:50,696 That's why you've summoned me to the Valley. 42 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,229 No, I finished a new draft of the screenplay 43 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,242 - and I don't trust messengers. - Wow. You're, like, 44 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,210 six weeks ahead of schedule. Are you gonna put yourself in it? 45 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:59,644 - I'm gonna improv a little something. - lndians and improv-- 46 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,113 no greater match. 47 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:05,081 You're gonna read it tonight. 48 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:07,747 - Of course I will. - Don't tell me you will if you won't. 49 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:10,655 My night, M. Night, will be dedicated to nothing 50 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,921 but enjoying your latest creation. 51 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,655 I'm gonna drive by your office in the morning, 52 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,492 I'm gonna pick it up and I'm gonna quiz ya. 53 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,464 - As always. - Bye, Ari. 54 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,467 See you, Night. 55 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,265 Ari, you've got the missus's best friend's dinner tonight. 56 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,272 Oh, fuck. Look at this thing. 57 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,467 It's like, 200 pages. Find me a flashlight. 58 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,669 I'm gonna have to read this at the table. 59 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,905 Why do we have to bring this guy out with us, Johnny? 60 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:33,846 'Cause he's the mayor of Beverly Hills. 61 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,247 And why do you care if you don't live in Beverly Hills? 62 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,774 I care because the mayor could use his political clout 63 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,787 to annex my condo in. 64 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,551 How would you like to see this place rocking a 90210 zip code? 65 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:46,082 You're 40 feet from the border now. What's gonna change? 66 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,788 It's like asking what changes between North and South Korean borders. 67 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:51,696 - Yeah, that's a good analogy. - Turtle, come here. 68 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,700 Look out that window. 69 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,601 You see that brand-new fire station out there? That's Beverly Hills. 70 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:59,105 Do you know, if they were to look in here and see me burning, 71 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:01,767 they couldn't do anything about it? I would have to wait hours 72 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:04,403 for L.A. County to come and save me. 73 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:07,073 I don't want to wait, Vin. I want to be saved. 74 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:08,741 You are beyond saving, Drama. 75 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,545 Vince can save me. 76 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,484 - How? - The guy just wants 77 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:15,215 to roll with the big-time celebrity for the evening, have a good time. 78 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:17,918 But you're a big-time celeb, Johnny. Why do I have to go? 79 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:20,324 Well, apparently, he doesn't watch TV. 80 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,329 Look... 81 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,524 the annexation vote is on Wednesday. 82 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,829 He knows what I want and alluded to the fact 83 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,835 that one hand washes the other. 84 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:31,394 I need my hands washed, baby bro, 85 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,032 - and you are the soap. - It's Thursday night, Vince. 86 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,939 - Fuck his hands. - Shut up, Turtle. 87 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,739 - Is he a good guy, Johnny? - He's a great guy. 88 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,746 We puff stogies at the Havana Room all the time. 89 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,805 - Okay, we'll bring him out. - Yes! 90 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,248 - Bring who out where? - We're rolling 91 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:44,444 with the mayor of Beverly Hills, E. 92 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,851 - Too bad you gotta miss it. - Oh yeah, too bad. 93 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,946 - Harvey should be fun, though. - Shut up, Turtle. 94 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,854 I don't know why you can't just tell Harvey on the phone, E. 95 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,483 Maybe he wants to feel Harvey's spit 96 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,494 when he launches it at him again! 97 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,428 No, I just want to be a man and own up face to face. 98 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,431 You know what? E went out on his own 99 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:01,593 against the family on this. He may have to take a little spit. 100 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,829 Thanks, Vince. 101 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,633 A little scared of Harvey, huh? 102 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,367 I'm not afraid of Harvey. 103 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,307 Because I will go with you if you ask nicely. 104 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:10,367 - The mayor, Vince. - I don't want you to go. 105 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,379 I got myself into this, I can get myself out of it. 106 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,813 - That's the spirit, kid. - And I'm not afraid of Harvey. 107 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,839 I'm trying to be professional and courteous by doing this, 108 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,114 but I'm not gonna sit there while he yells in my face again. 109 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:21,621 - You're gonna fight Harvey? - No, don't fight Harvey, E. 110 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,986 - Harvey's big, E. - Yeah, E, 111 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,752 I think Harvey can definitely take you. 112 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,987 You used to think you could take me, Turtle. 113 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,257 - You wanna go? - Ha, I would fuckin'-- 114 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,432 I'm simply asking you 115 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,998 not to dilly-dally, that's all. 116 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,771 And I am not gonna rush through dinner. 117 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,540 This is my best friend's engagement. 118 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,206 Come on, she's been married twice before. 119 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,612 I'm sure we'll get another run at this. 120 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,640 I already stood in the driveway waiting for you, Ari. 121 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,278 Just chew fast and don't order an appetizer or a dessert. 122 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,254 Give me a break. 123 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:57,484 - Hi. - Oh, Joyce, you look beautiful. 124 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,822 - Thank you. You too, muffin. - I'm so excited. 125 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,294 Perfect timing. Ron's at the bar and we thought we'd get 126 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:03,762 a before-dinner drink. What do you say? 127 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,788 - No. No, we're starving. - No? 128 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,097 So grab your man and let's get this thing rolling. 129 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,399 He's kidding. We would love to have a drink... 130 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:12,428 or two. 131 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:21,672 Slow down, Turtle. It's the French country on the right. 132 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:25,173 Wow, nice house. 133 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,187 He is the mayor of Beverly Hills, bro. 134 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,155 Pull over there, Turtle. 135 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:31,953 What are you doing? 136 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,619 Letting the mayor know we're here. 137 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,628 You don't honk, you Neanderthal. 138 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:38,392 You ring the bell like an upstanding Beverly Hills citizen would do. 139 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,229 Too late. 140 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,030 Hey. 141 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,060 Don't forget your corsage. 142 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,765 Mayor Laurie. 143 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:53,212 John Chase, is that Vinnie Chase I see in that car? 144 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:55,215 - Hi. How are you? - I'm Turtle. 145 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,615 Oh, Vinnie, I am a big fan-- big big fan. 146 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,142 My kids-- they're just obsessed with Aquaman. 147 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,747 My daughter cried when they replaced you in the sequel, 148 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,816 said she will not see it no matter how good it is. 149 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:08,555 - Tell her, thank you. - I will. I will. 150 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,563 - Ready to go now? - Yeah yeah. 151 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,997 Uh... gotta grab a jacket first. 152 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,330 Walk with me, John. 153 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:16,563 Yeah, this guy's gonna fit right in with us. 154 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,901 Oh, I really appreciate this. 155 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,907 My wife's been gone for over a year now 156 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,909 and I've been really lonely. 157 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,433 Hey, what are friends for? 158 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:27,413 Yeah, but I think I'm gonna take my own car. 159 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:30,246 Are you sure you don't want to have Turtle chauffeur? 160 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,684 Then we can get hammered and have a really good night. 161 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:35,620 You know what would make it a really great night, John? 162 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,250 It's if that movie star brother of yours 163 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,260 could help provide me some comfort 164 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,854 of a foxy young thing I don't have to pay for? 165 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,887 He can do that. 166 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,291 You... 167 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:02,044 Hi. How are you? I'm here to meet Harvey-- 168 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,310 - Mr. Murphy? - Yes. 169 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,545 - Right this way. - Thank you. 170 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:13,191 - How are you, Eric? - Hey, how are you, Harvey? 171 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:15,320 Good good. Great great. 172 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,330 I'm great. Sit sit. 173 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:20,731 - Try that wine. - Okay. 174 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,566 It's good. 175 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,574 Good? That's a '53 Margaux. 176 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,439 It's 3,300 bucks a bottle. 177 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,341 I only drink it on celebratory occasions. 178 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,346 This being one, I ordered two bottles. 179 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,109 Let's celebrate. 180 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,844 - Listen, Harvey... - Oh, would you look at this? 181 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,911 See that little cunt? 182 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,819 That prick stole my VP of production. 183 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,153 He's lucky I don't go over there 184 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,988 and crack this fucking bottle over his head. 185 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,256 I'm not gonna do that, though. 186 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,229 My doctor says I can't do that anymore 187 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:51,822 'cause my blood pressure's off the charts. 188 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:57,359 So, you and me, E-- stress-free dinner. 189 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:01,233 - To "Medellin." - "Medellin." 190 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,968 I've never been so embarrassed in my life. 191 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,741 What? Listen, what's so bad? 192 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,749 Uh, you got the check before we got our entrees. 193 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,377 - At least I paid, right? - You are such an asshole. 194 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,818 That may be, but I'm an asshole 195 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,788 that's gonna be home at 9:30, ready to read. 196 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,653 You know what? Let's get an early start on this. 197 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,318 Grab my briefcase, you read to me. 198 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:20,451 Screw you. 199 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:22,052 Come on, baby, be a team player. 200 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,563 If Night pulls another half-billion-dollar grosser 201 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,623 out of his hat, I'll get you some diamonds. 202 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,663 - The briefcase isn't here. - What do you mean? 203 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,401 Just what I said. Are you sure you didn't leave it in the office? 204 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,745 What, you don't believe me? 205 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,479 Jesus Christ, the valet probably stole it. 206 00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:47,885 - Don't be racist. - Valets steal shit, all right? 207 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,253 Just because they're mostly Hispanic doesn't make me a racist. 208 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,258 You know what happens if this gets out? 209 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:55,090 If someone puts Night's new ending on the lnternet, my life is over! 210 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,618 Nobody's gonna know you did it. 211 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:59,188 Yes, they will, because Night, that little sick fuck, 212 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,826 printed my name on every fucking page! 213 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,995 So maybe the valets put it in the trunk. 214 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,434 It's gone. Not fucking here. 215 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,139 They fucking stole it. The motherfuckers stole it. 216 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:16,445 Wh-- did they replace it with this? 217 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:19,145 - What the fuck is that? - You tell me, freak. 218 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,177 I have no idea! 219 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,884 - Well, there's a whole bag. - The seats aren't as dark 220 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:25,983 - as they're supposed to be. - What? 221 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,857 - They gave us the wrong car. - Shut up. 222 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,862 Get in there. What, are you fucking blind? 223 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,329 You're the one who drove it home, schmuck. 224 00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:33,458 Why would I buy a black cock? 225 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,469 Where the fuck are our salads? 226 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,908 Hey, pal, pal. 227 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:48,446 How long we gotta wait for a lousy iceberg wedge? 228 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,473 You slice the fucking thing, you put it on a plate 229 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,508 and you bring it over here. 230 00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,987 Anyway, E, what was I talking about? 231 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,355 You were saying that you were, uh-- 232 00:10:58,392 --> 00:11:00,952 you were pissed off at us after we fucked you over at Sundance. 233 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,985 Oh, yeah yeah. Oh, I was raging. 234 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,590 Sure, you little pricks let me call a press conference 235 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,725 to announce I'm in business with you and then you bail on me? 236 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,896 I know. That was-- that was a big mistake, Harvey. 237 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,928 It's a mistake? 238 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,007 That was some mistake. Don't you ever 239 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,637 make a mistake like that with me again, 240 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,409 because next time I'm not gonna be so kind. 241 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,416 I'll kill people. 242 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,543 You mind if I use the bathroom, Harvey? 243 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,816 Sure, go ahead. Oh oh, hey, E, E, 244 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,187 on your way over there walk by that cunt's table 245 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,283 and give him a little elbow in the head. 246 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,752 If you feel like it. 247 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:45,366 How am I gonna get this guy laid, Johnny, seriously? 248 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,963 Tell girls 249 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,066 that if they fuck him, you'll fuck 'em after. 250 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,077 That sounds like a good deal for Vince. 251 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,079 He'd be lying. 252 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:57,573 - Oh, Jesus. - How did he beat us here? 253 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,186 Hey, what's up, Vince? 254 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,191 Hey, E. 255 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,993 - How is it going over there? - It's not. 256 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,795 This guy's nuts. He's teetering on the edge. 257 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,392 Did he yell at you? 258 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,426 No, he didn't yell at me 'cause I didn't tell him yet. 259 00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:19,234 I thought you said you weren't afraid of Harvey. 260 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,502 I'm not scared of him, but it wouldn't be good for anybody if I end up 261 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,838 rolling around in the parking lot 262 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,309 with one of the most powerful men in Hollywood. 263 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,608 - So what do you want me to do? - I want you to come down here. 264 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,773 - I'm with the mayor, E. - Fuck the mayor, Vince. 265 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,340 Harvey's not gonna make the same kind of scene if you're here. 266 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:34,911 Swallow your pride and admit you're afraid of him and I'm there. 267 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,923 Look, I'm not scared of Harvey. 268 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,618 How long you think you can keep me 269 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,353 waiting at the table without me getting antsy? 270 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,327 Sorry about that, Harvey. I'm actually talking to Vince. 271 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,829 Hey! 272 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,059 Hey, Vince. How the fuck are you? 273 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,067 - Hey, Harvey. - Where are you, pal? 274 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,569 I just walked into a place called Winston's. 275 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,630 I love Winston's! We'll come over there for a celebratory toast. 276 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,300 - Okay. - Walk the other way, David, 277 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:58,072 or I'll pull out your fucking eyeballs. Yeah, we'll see you soon. 278 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,375 - See you. - Come on, eat. 279 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,947 Vince, Nel really likes this one over here. 280 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,112 Can you go talk to her? 281 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,960 It's a black LS hybrid, 282 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,624 so don't be afraid to step on the gas and get it up here. 283 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,690 This is a black LS. 284 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,032 That's the wrong black LS, obviously. 285 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,566 Okay, is there a manager? 286 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,505 - I am the manager. - An English-speaking manager. 287 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:34,105 - I speak English. - First-language English-speaking-- 288 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,876 it's okay. You switched cars on us. 289 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:39,477 - Oh shit, that's not your car? - No. 290 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,544 Because the guy who just left in the same car 291 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,987 accused us of stealing his glasses. 292 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,890 Here they are. Wrongfully accused again. 293 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,518 So he's gone? 294 00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:50,052 Yes, but I'm sure he's gonna come back as soon as he realizes. 295 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,654 I don't have time to wait for that. 296 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,666 I have something I need to get out of the car tonight. 297 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,964 - There's nothing you can do about that. - There's always something 298 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:59,631 that can be done, baby. Sometimes you just have to think really really hard. 299 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,664 So everybody think. 300 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,079 - Anyone got something? - No, Ari. 301 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:10,207 You could always go to his house and hope that he's home. 302 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,013 - What, you know where he lives? - No, 303 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,179 but has it ever occurred to you rich people 304 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,848 that when you are enjoying a nice dinner, 305 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,619 we have your keys and your fancy navigation system 306 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,250 to lead us straight to your empty house? 307 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,853 I like your style, pal. 308 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,096 - Setting home... - Oxnard-- how far is that? 309 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,105 About 50 miles. 310 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,130 Uh, you're taking me home first. 311 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,076 Thank you, sir. 312 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,807 ...5532. 313 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,442 Cool. So I'll call you at, like, 2:00? 314 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,612 Make it 2:30. The boys and I usually grab a bite late-night. 315 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,246 Okay. 316 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,350 I thought we were supposed to be pulling for the mayor, not ourselves. 317 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,691 - I'm just not a good wrangler. - Yeah, well, I am, 318 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,663 and I've been wasting my skills on Drama's cause. 319 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,029 You're telling me you'd be pulling if it was for your cause? 320 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,365 Of course I would be. What kind of question is that? 321 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,338 Fellas, guess who's into politics. 322 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,341 - This is Aneeka. - Anika. 323 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,343 Anika. Anika, the boys. 324 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,210 - Hello, boys. - Anika's from Prague. 325 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,044 I told her a little about our man and she was very impressed. 326 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,050 Gotta love the Eastern Bloc. 327 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,984 Back in a flash. 328 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,390 Nel, say hello to Anika. 329 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:30,624 Anika, the one and only Mayor of Beverly Hills, Nel Laurie. 330 00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:33,132 Johnny has told me of your dedication to the city 331 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,999 and of your kindness. It is so nice to meet you. 332 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:39,494 You too, you too. Would you like to sit? 333 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,507 Yes, I would love to. 334 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,712 My God, you have gorgeous feet. 335 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,976 How about that? 336 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,853 How about this? 337 00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:00,223 He looks like a P.O.W. 338 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,509 Who is it? 339 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,209 Hi, my name is Ari Gold. I think you have my car. 340 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,513 What? What are you talking about? 341 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,019 Uh, would you open the door? 342 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,021 No. And I have a dog. 343 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,489 That's great. I think you also have my car. 344 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,685 Do you drive a black Lexus? 345 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:35,456 My husband does. 346 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,362 Well, I think the valet gave him the wrong car, 347 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,366 'cause I'm driving his. 348 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,799 Valet? What valet? 349 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,826 The valet at Morton's tonight. 350 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,840 Morton's in L.A.? 351 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,671 - Yeah. - What was my husband doing 352 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,075 - at Morton's in L.A. tonight? - Uh... 353 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,942 What the fuck were you doing 354 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,750 - at Morton's tonight? - What? 355 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,087 - The valet switched our cars. - What? 356 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,650 - Answer me, who the fuck were you with? - What? 357 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,753 See, that's my briefcase. Thank you, God. 358 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,890 - Answer me, you piece of shit! - What? 359 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,991 Listen, here are your keys. Can I get mine? 360 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,731 I am fucking waiting for a fucking answer! 361 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,103 Deny till you die, pal. 362 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,240 I tell you what-- just admit that you're scared of him 363 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,940 and I'll apologize for you. 364 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:30,711 I don't need you to apologize. I just want you to be here when it goes down. 365 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,445 I'm right here. What are you waiting for? 366 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,579 The right moment. 367 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,852 Am I the Chuck Woolery of Winston's or what? 368 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,518 Yeah, only minus the good looks 369 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,527 the tan and the Botany 500 suit. 370 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,529 I got one of those suits, bro. 371 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,793 - Yo, Vince. - Yo, Ray. 372 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,528 - Man, this is delicate. - What's that? 373 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,536 You know your boy you came in with? 374 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,832 Yeah, what about him? 375 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,702 Well, he's about to suck face with a tranny. 376 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,071 What? Come on. 377 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,474 That's no tranny, Ray. That's Anika. 378 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,705 Anika's got a bigger stump than you do, Drama. 379 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,443 Jesus, if Drama knew that, he would have kept her for himself. 380 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,451 - Ray, are you sure? - Trust me. 381 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,612 The only reason that we let that he-she in here 382 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,952 is because she goes on Howard Stern all the time 383 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,786 and we don't need the bad ink. I'm sorry, bro. 384 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,793 - Come on. - I can't believe it. 385 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,795 Believe it, Drama. 386 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,923 - Thanks, man. I appreciate it. - No doubt, man. 387 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,957 - What do we do? - I ain't saying shit. 388 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,561 Nobody's saying nothing until I'm 90210. 389 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,504 Johnny, he'll find out eventually 390 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,702 and then you'd better pray he's not your mayor. Do the right thing. 391 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,208 - Fine, I'll tell him - E? 392 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,674 - I'm going. - Couple of shots first to relax? 393 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,277 Definitely. 394 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,365 - Yeah, Lloyd. - Just wanna make sure you're up 395 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:58,461 - and reading. - Well, I'm up and I am not reading. 396 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,336 God, you're even angry in the evening. 397 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,671 - Fuck off, Lloyd. - Good night, Ari. 398 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,176 - Lloyd? - Yes, Ari. 399 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,701 Talk to me while I drive so I don't fall asleep. 400 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,714 Okay, Ari. 401 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,477 Oh, fuck. 402 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,747 - What? - I'm getting pulled over. 403 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,310 - How fast are you going? - About 140. 404 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:19,086 - That's not good. - No. 405 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,819 Cheers. 406 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,629 I'm going in. 407 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,159 And E, why aren't your feet moving? 408 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,365 All right, I'm scared. 409 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,374 Ha ha ha! Pussy. 410 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,273 Come on. I'll talk to him. 411 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,278 I'll stand right next to you. 412 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:42,577 Yeah, I'll be hanging back, having fun. 413 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,584 Hi. 414 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,586 Or not. 415 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,588 Can I get you something? 416 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,817 - Hey, Johnny. - Hey... 417 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,225 Anika, would you excuse us for a second? 418 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,252 Um, yeah, sure. 419 00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,926 Well, you'd better hurry back or I'm gonna come chasin'. 420 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,697 I will. 421 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,931 Hey, John, what's happening? 422 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,844 - It's about Anika. - Yeah? 423 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,439 You know, we didn't even need Vinnie's intro, huh? 424 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,949 Thank you. 425 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:21,078 I tell you, she is one doll. 426 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,918 Yeah, well, according to some, 427 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:26,391 - that Barbie might be a Ken. - Eh? 428 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,951 - She might have balls, Your Honor. - What? 429 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,963 She's a he, a transformer, 430 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,931 a hermaphrodite, something that just ain't right. 431 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:35,560 Oh, I don't believe that. Look at her. 432 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,593 She's beautiful. 433 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:42,538 I got only reasons to lie to you, Nel, but it's true. 434 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,009 I'm sorry. 435 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,444 I am too. 436 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,471 I appreciate your honesty... 437 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,017 and... 438 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,114 I would appreciate your posse's discretion 439 00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,785 'cause I don't care what she's got under that dress. 440 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,089 - No? - No. 441 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,926 We have a connection. She gets me. 442 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,294 Hey, babe, you ready to get out of here? 443 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:10,495 Okay. 444 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,527 I got a blue Mercedes, tinted windows. 445 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,767 - See you out there in 10 minutes. - Okay. 446 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,842 Okay. 447 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,743 Nel, what about my annexation? 448 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,340 Looking good. 449 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,680 Eh? 450 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,615 Sweet. 451 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,622 - Ah! - Harvey. 452 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,715 Ha ha ha! I love you. 453 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,521 Sit down. 454 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:37,017 So, so, what's on your mind, Vince? 455 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,031 Well, Harvey, it's about "Medellin." 456 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,532 - What about it? - We-- 457 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,625 - Vodka, splash of cranberry. - I ordered tonic. 458 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,466 No, you didn't. You ordered cranberry. 459 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:47,029 Why would I order cranberry if I don't drink cranberry? 460 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:48,199 I don't know, but you did. 461 00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,106 You believe this fucking guy? 462 00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:52,669 I'll get you your tonic. 463 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,680 No no no, don't get me tonic. 464 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,841 - Tell me I didn't order cranberry. - But you did. 465 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,316 Are you out of your fucking mind? 466 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,013 - Just get the tonic, guy. - No no no, guy, 467 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:03,488 - no, guy, don't go anywhere. - I'm going to the bathroom. 468 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,321 Whoa whoa whoa, Vince, what are you doing? 469 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,623 I'm not telling him. He's out of his mind. 470 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,754 You know what? I'll do it. 471 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,967 - Harvey, look-- - No no, 472 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,993 you look me in the fucking face and you tell me why, 473 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,005 after 50 years of life 474 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:23,236 and never having even sipped cranberry juice, 475 00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,710 for some reason I come in here 476 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,235 and I order cranberry juice. 477 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,578 Can you answer that, you fucking scumbag?! 478 00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:31,742 No, I can't, but you did. 479 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,911 - Harvey. - I'm gonna fucking kill him! 480 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,183 - Take it easy, sir. - Don't tell me to take it easy. 481 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,816 You know who the fuck I am? I was rolling my bones 482 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,519 when you were sucking your mother's tittie. 483 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,028 - Let's leave my mother out of this. - Fuck you and fuck him! 484 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,895 All right, pal, you're out of here. Come on! 485 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,059 Get your fucking hands off me! 486 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,569 So you let Vince do your dirty work, huh, E? 487 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,230 No, he couldn't do it. 488 00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,034 Hey, E had it in him after all. 489 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,439 No, I didn't get a chance to either, but I'll try tomorrow. 490 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,876 Tomorrow? What? 491 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,402 You weak weak man. Hey, Harvey... 492 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,450 we're not selling you the movie. 493 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:07,282 Sorry, bro. We're gonna put it on the open market at Cannes. 494 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,049 You're gonna have to bid like everyone else. 495 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,953 I'll eat you alive! 496 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,515 I'll eat you alive and crap you out of my tuchus 497 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,527 and flush you down the toilet! 498 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,791 You'll never work again, never, 499 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,025 you understand me? Your career is over! 500 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,034 It's over! 501 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,195 He was talking about E, not me, right? 502 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,431 Morning, Ari. 503 00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,638 Done. Night in the office? 504 00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,874 - Yes, Ari. He just got here. - Perfect timing. 505 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,473 Are you wearing the same suit as yesterday? 506 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,007 Spent the night in jail. 507 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,780 Oh my God, Ari. Why didn't you call me? 508 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,481 'Cause you get one call and I wanted to use it 509 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,490 on someone I like to have sex with. Night, genius. 510 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:48,051 Best script yet. Ask me anything. 511 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,494 How could you possibly like that third act? 512 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,930 Are you kidding? The twist with the dove? I loved it. 513 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,523 - It was perfect. - No, it's fucked. 514 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,933 What you read is totally fucked. 515 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,529 I tried to call you last night. I didn't have your cell. 516 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,369 - I don't understand. - After you left, it hit me-- 517 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:03,932 the whole third act's a mess, man. It's a mess. 518 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,809 I changed it. It really works now. 519 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,473 Oh. 520 00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:12,109 Here, read it. 521 00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,016 I'll wait. 522 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,818 Start from the top so you get the flow. 523 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,137 Morning, fellas. 524 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,139 Get 'em while they're hot. 525 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,834 You just saved E's ass, Johnny. 526 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,809 He's been wrestling with your espresso maker for an hour. 527 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:41,177 Wrestle no more, E. I got your favorite-- caramel macchiato. 528 00:24:41,214 --> 00:24:43,011 I hate caramel, but very thoughtful nonetheless. 529 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:45,574 Indeed it was, but ever more thoughtful 530 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,984 were the coffees I brought over to the Beverly Hills firehouse 531 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,851 when I went over to introduce myself. 532 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,789 Are you expecting a fire or are you just hoping 533 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:55,385 to slide up and down on their pole? 534 00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:57,396 You slay me, E. 535 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:59,398 No, really I'm just proud to be 536 00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:01,297 a soon-to-be-annexed resident of the quaint city 537 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:03,461 known throughout the world as Beverly Hills. 538 00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:06,438 Yeah, well, I wouldn't be too proud too fast, Drama. 539 00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:08,667 I don't know how much longer your boy's gonna be mayor. 540 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:09,902 What are you talking about? 541 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,910 I'm talking about the all-seeing, 542 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:14,469 all-knowing lenses of TMZ.com. 543 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,505 Look at this. 544 00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:20,443 Hey, Mayor, I'm from TMZ. 545 00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,454 How about saying a little something? 546 00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:24,820 Howdy, folks. 547 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,825 Hey, why are you sneaking out in the alley? 548 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,089 Hey hey, I'm not sneaking. There's no sneaking 549 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:31,119 going on here. Hustle into the car, baby. 550 00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:39,534 Oh no. No! 551 00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:41,733 - That's nuts. - No!