1 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:16,811 -You find anything? - Nothing. 2 00:01:16,811 --> 00:01:18,438 - You find anything? - Nothing. 3 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,969 Your brother's turned into a health nut. 4 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:23,074 All he's got are whole grains and a bottle of flaxseed oil. 5 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,711 You want to do a couple of colon-cleansing shots? 6 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,152 No, let's just order in. 7 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,247 From where? I don't even know what zip code we're in. 8 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,383 Are you feeling a little displaced, Turtle? 9 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,757 - Very. - We'll get a new home soon, I promise. 10 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,591 Yeah, thanks, Vin. That makes me almost feel good enough 11 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,894 to eat some of this shit. What is psyllium husk anyway? 12 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:40,628 - Morning. - Yo. 13 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:43,432 - Morning, E. How'd you sleep? - Oh, fine I'm sure. 14 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:44,904 Someone got all cozy on the couch 15 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,463 while I was stuck sleeping on the air mattress. 16 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,839 Yeah, it was real cozy listening to you snore all night, Turtle. 17 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,106 And please tell me I didn't catch you whacking it at 4:00 A.M. 18 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:54,239 Fuck, I got to get some privacy, Vin. You got to get people 19 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,146 - to see this movie. - E doesn't think so. 20 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:59,175 - Oh boy, here we go. - E thought "Rocky lV" sucked. 21 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,653 - I mean, what does he know? - E, I'm telling you, 22 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:01,950 you're just too close to it. 23 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:04,082 - "Medellin" is a great film. - It will be. 24 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,922 Will be? What, did you have a change of heart? 25 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,121 I thought about it all night long. There's greatness in it. 26 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:10,357 It's just too long. I got some ideas on how to cut some stuff. 27 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,922 I think we can cut the "crooked customs cop" sequence in half 28 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:13,956 for starters though, no? 29 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,969 Yeah, it was a little long. 30 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:18,267 Call Walsh. Run your ideas by him. 31 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,170 I think I'm gonna go down there, talk to him in person. 32 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:22,038 But be positive. You know how sensitive he is. 33 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:23,634 No, is he really? 34 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:26,202 Namaste, campers. Rise and shine. 35 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:29,614 - Campers are up, Johnny. - We're dying for some unhealthy eats, 36 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,345 so please tell us you got something. 37 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,285 Fried egg sandwiches from the Bagel Broker. 38 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,446 - Nice. - Yes! 39 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,581 Not the kind of garbage I like to put in my body, 40 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:39,457 but you know my motto-- "When you have guests, give them what they want." 41 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,688 Yeah, you're running a regular B&B over here, Drama. 42 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:44,095 We appreciate you putting us up, Johnny. 43 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:46,497 Right, guys? 44 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,058 No need to thank me, fellas. 45 00:02:48,102 --> 00:02:51,128 To house my kid brother and his friends gives me nothing but pure joy. 46 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,697 Or as they say in Yiddish, nachas. 47 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:56,539 Besides, God has already rewarded me for my good deeds. 48 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,375 Oh yeah? What did he do? Un-recede your hairline? 49 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:02,314 No, dickhead. What he did was finally answer an old prayer 50 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:06,080 - and deliver Donna Deveny to me. - Who's Donna Deveny? 51 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,521 Only one of the finest pieces of party-girl ass this town has ever known. 52 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:12,390 I used to kick it with her back in my whiskey-bar days, 53 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,621 but never officially closed it. 54 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,186 I've been dreaming of fucking her ever since. 55 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,925 - When are you seeing her? - Today, bro. 56 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:21,867 - And Turtle, she's got a friend. - What kind of friend? 57 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:25,269 - A hot one with a house in Malibu. - Really? 58 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:29,072 Precisely the kind of girls we want to be friends with come June and July. 59 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:31,441 What, no girl for me and E? 60 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:34,003 I got Walsh today. 61 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:36,278 I'll let you and Turtle battle it out for the friend though. 62 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,410 What? It's only fair, right? 63 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,545 You wonder why I'm whacking off late at night. 64 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,119 Hey, I just want you to know I appreciate 65 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,821 you guys not leaving me home alone today. 66 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:50,955 And don't worry, I'm going to be basically invisible. 67 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,989 You won't even know I'm there. 68 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:56,662 That's great, Vin, but just in case you wind up not being so invisible, 69 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,763 could you try and at least take Drama's girl and not mine? 70 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,967 Go fuck yourself, Turtle. 71 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:03,033 You wouldn't even have a girl to get taken by Vince 72 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:05,136 - if it wasn't for me. - Life sucks. 73 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:07,147 It's gonna be okay, Turtle. I promise. 74 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:13,147 Oh, shit. Look at this one. 75 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:16,782 Hey, Vince. What are you up to? 76 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:20,157 Not much, just being a fifth wheel on my boys' double date. 77 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:22,662 - That sounds awful. - Doesn't it? 78 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,254 Well, I'm gonna go hang out at my friend's beach house. 79 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:25,322 Do you want to come? 80 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:28,927 Yes, I think I do. Excuse me. 81 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,903 You mind, Turtle? 82 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,701 No. 83 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,674 I told you it would be all right. 84 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:44,709 I would give my nuts to be that guy for one day. 85 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:47,721 Well, if you had no nuts, what would be the use? 86 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:51,088 Or would you then be hoping that you had Vince's nuts? 87 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,650 What, no comeback? 88 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:57,892 You're too dumb to even respond to. 89 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:04,300 - Buenos dias. - What up, dawg? 90 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:08,069 Your English is getting better, Juan. Oh, what's this? 91 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:11,043 The trailer Billy had me cut together for next year's American Film Market. 92 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:15,607 Behind the greed, 93 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,583 behind the legend... 94 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:21,883 was the man. 95 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:27,056 - Wow, this looks great. - Yeah. 96 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:29,324 - If only the movie looked so good. - What? 97 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:32,093 What? Nothing. I didn't say anything. 98 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:35,568 There he is, fresh from the dry cleaners, 99 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:37,365 my one and only favorite suit. 100 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:39,235 - How are you doing, Billy? - Come here, E, give me some love. 101 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:43,132 What do you think of the trailer? 102 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,077 What little I saw of it looks amazing. 103 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,977 It looks even better on replay. 104 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,914 Take this home and finger yourself to it, Suit. 105 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:51,042 For your eyes only. Consider it a little gift 106 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:53,053 for your kind words last night. 107 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:55,214 I know we haven't always seen eye to eye, 108 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:57,086 but your support for my vision of this film, 109 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,388 for allowing me to make it the right way, has taught me 110 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:02,327 that artists and capitalist pigs might be able to work together after all. 111 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,763 I'm making very little money for a capitalist pig, Billy. 112 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,163 I didn't say you're good at it. 113 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,191 Seriously, through all this shit, 114 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:10,100 all that matters is that we went off to war together 115 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,764 and came home with our limbs intact 116 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,568 and a fucking masterpiece in the can, right? 117 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,404 - Right. - Want a beer? 118 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:16,602 Sure. Ahem-- 119 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,545 I did have a few thoughts though, Billy. 120 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,776 Thoughts? 121 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,579 Just some ideas I wanted to talk to you about. 122 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:25,778 You mean like notes? 123 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:29,687 No, just some small changes I thought might help make the film play better. 124 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,623 Last night you said that you loved it. What, you were lying? 125 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:33,922 - No, I think it's great. - But? 126 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:36,987 - But I think it needs work. - Well, fuck what you think, 127 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:39,624 because I love it and Vinnie loved it, and I know he ain't lying. 128 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,429 And the Cannes people are going to love it too. 129 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:43,493 - Cannes? Who's going to Cannes? - We are. 130 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:45,835 I FedExed a print off to the selection committee last week. 131 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:48,000 I'm just waiting to hear if we're in. 132 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,305 I thought we agreed to wait for Sundance. 133 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:52,812 Fuck the dance. Been there done that. I'm going to Cannes 134 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,872 and coming home with a Palme d'Or and a Cote d'Azure tan. 135 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,510 Billy, yesterday you were scared to death to show us the film. 136 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,816 Now it's ready for the Cannes committee without changing a single frame? 137 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,583 That's right. You're not as smart as the frogs, Suit. 138 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:05,251 - I know they'll understand. - This is not your decision. 139 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,920 Yes it fucking is. I have final cut. You agreed to it. 140 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,293 Which means that I agreed not to listen to a word you fucking say. 141 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,594 So no notes, not from you, not ever. 142 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,100 Now if you'll excuse me, 143 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,034 I'm gonna go do some pranayama breathing exercises 144 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:18,003 and try to forget this visit ever happened. 145 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,003 Your friend lives here? 146 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,911 Actually, he's a family friend. 147 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,416 But he lets me come use his private beach whenever I want. 148 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:33,215 - Oh, nice for you. - Yeah, he's a great guy. 149 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,914 And he's incredibly cool, 150 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,855 so don't get all charmed by him 151 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,357 and forget that you came here to hang with me. 152 00:07:38,392 --> 00:07:40,257 How cool could he be? 153 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,023 Do you think Dennis Hopper's cool? 154 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,757 Your friend is Dennis Hopper? 155 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,924 Yeah, my dad's been his lawyer for, like, 20 years. 156 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,457 I love Dennis Hopper. 157 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:51,266 I'm also excited to hang out with you of course. 158 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,241 You should be. 159 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:03,348 Yo, E. I'm at Dennis Hopper's house. 160 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,977 Yeah, well, enjoy it now, Vince, because we got big problems. 161 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,919 - What are you talking about? - Walsh submitted the movie 162 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,047 to Cannes without telling us. 163 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,523 Cannes? What happened to Sundance? 164 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:14,857 I don't know. He wants a Palme d'Or or whatever the fuck it's called. 165 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,988 France could be fun. 166 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,827 The movie's not gonna get into Cannes, Vince. 167 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,857 - It's not ready. - Did you tell Billy what you thought? 168 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,801 Yeah, I tried to give him my notes. 169 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,498 - He basically told me to fuck myself. - I told you not to upset him. 170 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:28,064 Upset him? I'm the one who's upset. 171 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,804 We hired the guy for his vision. What do you say we just let him do his thing? 172 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,142 Let him do his thing. The French have the biggest mouths in the world. 173 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,943 If this movie gets rejected from Cannes, 174 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,882 the whole world is gonna know the movie sucks. 175 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,908 It doesn't suck. Would you stop saying that? 176 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,716 - Sammy. - Hi. 177 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,484 - Sweetheart. - I got to go. 178 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,492 - And Aquaman. - Vince. 179 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,585 - It's Dennis Hopper, E! I got to go! - Hey! 180 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:51,325 Vince, don't hang up on me. Vince! Fuck. 181 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,162 - Hi, how are you, Dennis? - Hey, great to meet you. 182 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,724 Come on in, come on in. 183 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,429 Yo, how does my breath smell? 184 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:01,330 Like Ahnold's ass. 185 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,206 Don't do that shit again. 186 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,870 Don't make me insecure right now, Turtle. 187 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,210 God made you that way. Don't blame me. 188 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,805 Ring the doorbell, asshole. 189 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,516 - You got gum? - Gum ain't gonna help what you got. 190 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:16,785 You need a stomach specialist. 191 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,122 Well, hello. 192 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:25,565 Mom, there's some guys here to see you. 193 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,796 Mom? Just how old are these broads, Drama? 194 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,331 Don't be an ageist, Turtle. 195 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:39,937 Besides, rumor had it your girl gave the best rim job in L.A. 196 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,813 Trust me, you play your cards right, by 4:00 197 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:46,478 you'll be sitting on her face like a bidet. 198 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,987 Hey, Johnny. 199 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,888 Hey, gorgeous, how are you? 200 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,218 Mmm. 201 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,287 Turtle, say hello to the one and only love of my 20s, 202 00:09:57,331 --> 00:09:59,458 - Miss Donna Deveney. - Oh, Johnny, 203 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,490 you're still as sweet as ever. 204 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,461 Hey, Turtle. How's it hanging? 205 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,268 You know, it's hanging. 206 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,468 Hey, Margery, get out here, you fat whore! 207 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:13,411 - The boys are here! - Calm your horses, you fat whore! 208 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,314 - We always call each other that. - Hey, boys! 209 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,277 You remember Johnny, right? 210 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,448 Sure I do, from the old days. You sold me coke at Bar One. 211 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,516 You must have me mistaken. I never sold blow. 212 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,255 Maybe I just blew you. Who can remember? 213 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,853 The '90s are such a blur. 214 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,025 This is his friend Turtle. He's cute, huh? 215 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:36,297 Hey, what do you guys say we take a couple shots before lunch? 216 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,099 - Whoo whoo whoo. - Get a little loose. 217 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,005 Are you kidding? Loose is our middle name. Right, Turtle? 218 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:44,067 Let's go. Let's go. 219 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,443 That's the best rim job in L.A.? 220 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,710 Yeah, just ask Chuck Sheen. 221 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,710 Yes, E, I would say being rejected by Cannes 222 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,587 before we have a distributor would be a disaster-- 223 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,751 one in a series of disasters orchestrated by you 224 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,852 since you took the reins of Vince's career. 225 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,920 - So what can we do, Ari? - Well, let's see. 226 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,761 A-- I could give you a hug 227 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,029 and say it's okay that you destroyed your best friend's career. 228 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,798 Or B-- I could have you come in here 229 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,930 and write on the dry-erase board 500 times, 230 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,531 "l destroyed my best friend's career, 231 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,132 I destroyed my best friend's career." I'd go with B. 232 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,407 - Ari, there's genius in this movie. - Is there? 233 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,141 Yeah, well, Walsh won't change a fucking thing. I got to get rid of him. 234 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,910 Rid of him? That's your boy. 235 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:25,816 You gave him final cut even though I begged you not to. 236 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:29,083 Now you're going to have to live with it or kill him. 237 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,454 Actually, that's a good idea. Why don't you kill him, 238 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,721 then kill yourself? 239 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,489 Could you imagine the outpouring of love and sympathy 240 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,588 when Vince loses both of you? 241 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:40,498 I can have him back on top in three months. You owe him that much, E. 242 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,263 - Ari. - All right, look, 243 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,395 the only way to get rid of Walsh 244 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:47,532 is to sell the movie to someone who won't release his cut. 245 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,975 But no one could sell a shitty movie. Well, maybe I could. 246 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,104 But no one could sell a shitty movie no one's seen a fucking frame of. 247 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:56,582 What about a great trailer? Could you sell a great trailer, Ari? 248 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,550 How great? 249 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:01,281 - Great house. - Oh, thanks. 250 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,881 I'm sure you have a few just like it. 251 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,654 No actually, right now I'm sort of homeless. 252 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,718 - Yeah? - Yeah. 253 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:12,459 Well, there's no better way to find out who you are and what you're made out of 254 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,160 than living in the great outdoors. 255 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:18,069 I did 16 months in a cave on "Apocalypse," 256 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,767 and let me just tell you 257 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:24,368 that God is the finest decorator I've ever had. 258 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,276 So what's the score, guys? 259 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,907 Still 0-0. 260 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,817 We call it nil-nil, Chucky, in soccer. 261 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,481 You follow soccer, Aquaman? 262 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,218 - Not really. - Oh, great sport. 263 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,522 Pele turned me on to it back in the day 264 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,391 when we were chasing honeys together. 265 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,397 The great thing is, 266 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,662 no American bookie knows shit about handicapping. 267 00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:50,670 We've got a million bucks riding on Manchester United. 268 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,467 - Wow. - You want a part of the bet? 269 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,098 You can have 100k of mine. 270 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,575 It makes watching the game a lot more interesting. 271 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,601 And it's a lock. 272 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,113 Actually, I was gonna take Vince down to the beach. 273 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,616 Oh, if you would rather lay on the beach with the girls 274 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,517 than gamble with the men, I guess that's okay. 275 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,612 You know, maybe we can hang with the guys 276 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,316 for a little bit, if that's all right with you. 277 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:14,020 Besides, we do have all night together, don't we? 278 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,722 Is that your way of saying you'll make it up to me? 279 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,890 I'll certainly try. 280 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:22,026 - All right, let's watch the game. - I'm in. 281 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,366 Now that's the spirit that I'm talking about. 282 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,497 Now if somebody would get their ass up 283 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,667 and give our super friend here a couple of seats... 284 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,144 There you go. Thank you. 285 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,646 All right. 286 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,377 Vincent Chase. 287 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,544 "Medellin." 288 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,154 I love Latin men in uniform. 289 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,718 - See? Gay Joe Public. - I resent that. 290 00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,389 Who cares what the movie looks like? 291 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:54,127 - Good trailer, sexy cast, boom! - So what do you think? 292 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,896 I think I can sell it. I can sell it for a lot. 293 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,062 - To who? - Harvey. 294 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,468 - Harvey? - He's been tracking 295 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,133 - this thing since day one. - He hates us. 296 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,665 He's a businessman, Eric, not your prom date 297 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,473 who still holds a grudge because you didn't fuck her right. 298 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,208 We'll be fine. We'll go in there with our hat in our hands. 299 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:11,411 Vince will show him his $50-million smile. Harvey will bite. 300 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,648 - I don't think Vince is gonna wanna go. - Why not? 301 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,656 Well, he and I kind of have differing views on the movie. 302 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,920 - Differing how? - Well, he likes it. 303 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,223 He likes it? 304 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,924 Vince likes the movie? Then why the fuck are you here? 305 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,331 Because he's wrong. Look, I don't know if he's brainwashed 306 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,358 or he's scared to not back his director. I don't know, but he's wrong. 307 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,734 - Did you talk to him about this? - No, I spoke to him. 308 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,035 - He hung up on me. - He hung up on you? 309 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,099 Well, I'm hanging up on you in person. 310 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,303 Let me explain something to you. I have two philosophies: 311 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,903 A: my client is always right, 312 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,039 and B: his manager is always 313 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,448 an overpaid useless pain in the ass. 314 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,816 Yeah, my two philosophies are one: you're a dick, 315 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,287 and two: when you realize I'm right, you're gonna know you're a dick. 316 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,914 You know what, Ari? Forget it, I'll take care of this myself. 317 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:53,152 I'll see you later. Bye, Lloyd. 318 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,390 Jeez, there was such positive energy 319 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,863 in this room just a few moments ago. 320 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,460 Turtle, you remind me of one of my son's friends. 321 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,030 Yeah, I got a familiar face. 322 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,269 Well, it's not your face I'm interested in. 323 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,039 Why don't you walk ahead of me so I can see 324 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,137 what kind of junk you got in your trunk? 325 00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:17,344 Actually, my mother always taught me 326 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,181 it's impolite to walk in front of a woman. 327 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,120 Oh! We got a shy one here, Donna! 328 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,646 Well, he's a turtle. He'll come out of his shell. 329 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,921 - Good one, Donna. - I'll tell you what, Turtle, 330 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,053 you can check out my heinie for now 331 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,189 and show me yours later. 332 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,602 You are in for one wild afternoon, pal. 333 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,098 So when you say I have no money, Marvin, what do you really mean? 334 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,373 I mean you are busted, Vince. 335 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,175 Your balance is zero. 336 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,909 You're living off of your American Express card, got it? 337 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,815 - Hmm. - "Hmm"? 338 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,012 What the fuck does "hmm" mean? 339 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,420 - Well, l-- - Hey, want to take a walk? 340 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,356 Just one moment please. 341 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,360 Thank you. 342 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:05,057 All right, don't tell Eric, because I don't want him nagging me, 343 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,157 but I may need you to stake me 100 grand. 344 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,633 100 grand? For what? 345 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,966 Well, I kind of went in on a bet with Dennis Hopper 346 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,596 on Manchester United and we're down. 347 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,199 Are you out of your mind, Vince? What do you know about soccer? 348 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,674 Get the fuck out of there! 349 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,541 I already placed the bet, Marvin, I can't just walk out. 350 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,876 Bullshit! You put one foot in front of the other 351 00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,541 and move them. 352 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,447 Hold on, Marvin. I'm getting a call that may make me some money. 353 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,042 - Vince! - Hey, Ari, what's up? 354 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,486 Do you know that your man broke out of the Oompa Loompa factory 355 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,046 - and is up to no good? - What do you mean? 356 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,318 Hi, Eric Murphy for Harvey. 357 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,729 Oh, you can have a seat. I'll let him know you're here. 358 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,858 Thank you. 359 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,830 - Hey. - Did you tell Ari the movie sucked? 360 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,843 - Yeah, I did. - E, I'm having a hard day as it is. 361 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,640 I thought we agreed you weren't gonna be negative. 362 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,045 Look, I didn't agree to anything, all right? You hung up on me. 363 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,844 I'm not being negative. I'm being realistic. 364 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,374 - The movie needs work. - Since when did you become a filmmaker? 365 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,387 - What's that supposed to mean? - It means you're new to this. 366 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,321 You don't know what to look for in a first cut, 367 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,756 - much less how to fix one. - Oh, what, so my opinion doesn't count? 368 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,124 E, when you were managing your restaurant, 369 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,186 what did you think when a customer told you how to do your job? 370 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,755 Oh, please. You did not seriously just fucking say that. 371 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,461 Vince, I'm the producer of this movie. I deserve to be heard. 372 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,198 Is that what this is about? Your ego? You're not feeling heard? 373 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,206 Fuck you. I put my own money into this. 374 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,730 Yeah, and now what? You're panicking. 375 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,936 I'll buy you out right now if you don't believe in it. 376 00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:27,003 - You're broke, big shot. - Yeah! 377 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,072 I got something in the works. 378 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,413 Eric, Harvey will see you now. 379 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,249 Yeah, me too. 380 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,221 E, don't hang up on me. 381 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,281 - Are you ready? - Yes, how are you today? 382 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,418 - I'm okay. How are you? - Nice to meet you. 383 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,554 Check out how long my tongue is. 384 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,763 We might have a record holder here. 385 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,598 Well, it's good for those hard-to-reach places. 386 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,366 Yeah, well if anyone's got hard-to-reach places, it's Turtle. 387 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,873 - Whoo-whoo. - He's kidding. 388 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,773 Oh, too bad. 389 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,370 What do you guys say we get out of here and go fuck? 390 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,539 I say "Check please!" 391 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,879 - What-- - I'm gonna go freshen up. 392 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,477 - Okay. - I'll go with you. 393 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,955 I'm out of here, Drama. There's no way I'm fucking that old lady. 394 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:13,254 Jesus, how would you like it if someone talked about your mother like that? 395 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,318 If my mother was out chasing guys half her age 396 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,988 or two-thirds her age, she'd deserve it. 397 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,521 Look, you can't bail on me. I need you here. 398 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,296 The only way I'm gonna get Donna alone is if you keep Margery busy. 399 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,859 Well, get her a deck of cards 400 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,495 and some friends to play mah jongg with because I'm gone. 401 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,473 Come on, Turtle! 16 years I've been dying to bang this broad. 402 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,066 Take one for the team, 403 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,273 Iike I did for you that time you set me up with a girl with the clubfoot. 404 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,804 At least that girl was a nine from the ankles up. 405 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:38,784 Come on, Turtle, don't leave. I'm begging you, please. 406 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,912 Fine, all right, but you owe me for life. 407 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,423 - Yes, I owe you for life. - Mm-hmm. 408 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,085 Are we still gonna split this down the middle? 409 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,859 Our last meeting at Sundance was unpleasant. 410 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,767 Yeah, a little bit. 411 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,999 Well, I tend to get overexcited sometimes. 412 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,164 You did fuck me though. 413 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,439 And I have to apologize for that. 414 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,605 Yeah, no, you really fucked me. I thought we had a deal. 415 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,672 - Again, I'm sorry. - I fuck people. 416 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,947 - I don't like getting fucked. - No one does. 417 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:16,683 You're not trying to fuck me again here? 418 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,623 No no. No no no. 419 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,991 Because I've been following "Medellin" 420 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,655 for a long time 421 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,927 and I've heard some not-such-great things from inside sources. 422 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,526 Well, I don't know what inside sources you have, Harvey, but-- 423 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,196 You'll never know. That's why they call them inside sources. 424 00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:32,898 Look, Harvey, I know there's a great movie in here. 425 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,531 I was there. I know what we shot. 426 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,542 But this guy Walsh needs to be recut. 427 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,976 I know you're the guy that can bring the brilliance out of this movie. 428 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,775 I want you to look at this. 429 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,678 I think you'll get a better idea of what we're talking about. 430 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,946 - You wanna get rid of your director? - I do. 431 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,385 My kind of producer. 432 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:52,016 Carol, put that up on the big screen. 433 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,685 We'll look at it together now. 434 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,296 We're looking good, Aquaman. We're looking good. 435 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,857 I don't know. We're down by one with less than a minute to go. 436 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,801 Yeah, but we got a penalty kick coming up. 437 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,430 Man U's got the best penalty kickers in the game. 438 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,770 - Best in the game. - We're going into overtime. 439 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,538 Trust me, I am never wrong. Am I ever wrong, guys? 440 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:14,069 Never wrong. Not about soccer. 441 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,206 - Not about movies. - Not about financial services. 442 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,739 Okay, now shut the fuck up. 443 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,979 Everybody quiet. Here it comes. 444 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:27,415 - Fuck! - Oh man, he guessed right. 445 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,429 - Man, see that? - Jeez. 446 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:34,229 Well, it's only money, right, Aquaman? 447 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,259 Yeah, Dennis, about that. 448 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,736 When are you gonna need the money? 449 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,363 Because I didn't bring any cash-- 450 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,034 What's with all the noise? You guys woke me up. 451 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,806 Manchester just fucking lost. 452 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,040 - They did? - Yeah. 453 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,549 - Oh, shit. - Yeah, shit's right. 454 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,882 No, Dennis. I forgot to call in the bets. 455 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,444 Really? 456 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,581 Then I guess we all just caught a lucky break! 457 00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:00,115 Yes, all right! 458 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,150 All right! Whoo! 459 00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:05,255 So you want to take a walk down to the beach now, Vince? 460 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,426 I would love to take a walk down to the beach. 461 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,232 Hey, Aquaman, Brazil is playing next. 462 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,933 They are a lock. Now are you in? 463 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,840 Definitely. 464 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,310 All right, that's my man. 465 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:23,111 Lordy lordy, she hasn't aged an inch. 466 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:26,175 Hey, boys. 467 00:21:26,219 --> 00:21:28,585 You know there's no way I can do this, right, Drama? 468 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,351 Yeah, I get it, Turtle. You don't have to. 469 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,326 Just sit there and hold your dick and don't fuck it up for me. 470 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,351 All right. 471 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,796 Oh yeah, you sexy thing. 472 00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:46,369 Actually, Johnny, Margery and I were talking, 473 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,340 and we thought we'd mix things up a bit. 474 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:50,205 Mix things up a bit how? 475 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,004 I thought I reminded you of your son's friend. 476 00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:57,380 Yeah, the one I always wanted to fuck. 477 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,385 You got to be shitting me. 478 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,546 Oh, I'm sorry, Johnny. You know I like my boys young. 479 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,578 And you just aren't so anymore. 480 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:07,389 Oh, let them go, honey. 481 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:11,090 You're in for the best afternoon of your life! 482 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:21,070 We have almost the same blood. 483 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,507 How did my life go so wrong? 484 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:26,273 Genetic mutations can be so cruel. 485 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,139 - Hey. - Hey, E. 486 00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,412 This is Sam. 487 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,680 - Hey Sam. - Hi. 488 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,813 - When you get a second, can we talk? - Sure. 489 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,288 Thanks. 490 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,791 Uh-oh, I think I'm in trouble. 491 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:42,920 - I'll be right back. - All right. 492 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,623 So how was the day, boys? 493 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,689 Well, Drama's got the cleanest asshole in America 494 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,258 and I learned that passion begins after 40. 495 00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:51,429 - I'd say it was a pretty good day. - It sounds like it. 496 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,837 Yo, what's up? 497 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,966 Can you guys give us a minute? 498 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:59,000 - It's my house, E. - Johnny. 499 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,605 - Yeah, sure, bro. - Yeah, who knows? 500 00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:03,581 Maybe I'll even take a girl from you this time, Vince. 501 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,607 - Because I am on a hot streak. - Shut up, Turtle. 502 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:08,518 Yeah, this ain't a house. It's a condo and it ain't a big one. 503 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,818 So you're mad at me? 504 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:13,621 - You called me pizza boy. - No, I didn't. 505 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,991 Yeah, you did. You called me pizza boy just like Ari. 506 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:19,156 I was pissed. I was down 100 grand on a soccer game. 507 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,393 - What? - Yeah, don't worry. I got it all back. 508 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:24,835 - And I won $100,000 on Brazil. - Are you fucking kidding me? 509 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:28,204 No, come on. You wanna hit the Palm for lobbies? 510 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,576 Come on, it's a good day. 511 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,943 - No it's not. I'm pissed. - I'm sorry. 512 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,005 You know what? Don't give me that shit. 513 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,414 You know, you tell me I'm not a filmmaker, and that's fine. 514 00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,578 But you know what? I found the script. 515 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:43,020 You didn't and Ari didn't. I picked the director. 516 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,387 And I got somebody to buy this movie 517 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,017 and bail us out of our financial problems. 518 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:49,653 - What do you mean? - I brought it to Harvey. 519 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:53,563 He wants it, Vince. I got him to make us an offer. 520 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,159 $25 million. It takes final cut away from Billy. 521 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,931 It's what's best for us and it's what's best for the movie. 522 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,870 - You got an offer? - Yeah. 523 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:02,033 And if we get rejected from Cannes and that goes public 524 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,564 we may never get an offer like that again. 525 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,839 You got an offer off a trailer? 526 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:09,245 That is amazing. 527 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,773 Yeah, I can spin some dough, huh? 528 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:14,810 Look, E, I know you're doing what you think is best, 529 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,788 and I was wrong about what I said today. 530 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:19,690 And I do appreciate how much you really have done. I really do. 531 00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:23,024 - But is it possible you're wrong too? - How? 532 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,053 About the movie. Maybe you really are too close. 533 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:28,066 - Is that possible? - Well yeah, maybe, 534 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,091 but I'd like to be protected in case we don't get into Cannes. 535 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:33,105 - We did get into Cannes. - What? 536 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,471 The movie got into Cannes. I just talked to Walsh an hour ago. 537 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,271 I don't believe it. 538 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:40,575 Well, believe it, because you made-- we made a great film. 539 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:42,911 A film I don't think we should sell until we get to the festival. 540 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:46,146 - We got into Cannes? - Maybe you should watch it again. 541 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:48,483 Maybe.