1 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:21,038 60 million bucks just to have sex with her? 2 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:24,250 Come on, Vince, you could've done it. You've done worse. 3 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,502 "Worse"? What are you talking about? He was ready to do it for free. 4 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,629 You sound like you think I should've done it. 5 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,965 You should've at least considered it, bro. 6 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,885 I know I did when I was similarly propositioned. 7 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,845 Someone offered you money to fuck, Drama? 8 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,221 Yeah, that's right, hater. 9 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,557 "Viking Quest" convention, '99. 10 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,642 A guy from Orlando offered me 50 bucks 11 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,729 to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvold costume. 12 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,773 Jesus Christ, what did you say? 13 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,317 I said no. What the fuck you think I said? 14 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:51,652 But I did let her blow me in the car 15 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:52,987 when hubby hit the roulette table. 16 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,240 So what now? 17 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,785 Sell blood like Robert Rodriguez? 18 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,870 Nah, I'm not worried. 19 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,455 Really? 20 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,623 - Maybe a little. - Yeah. 21 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,208 We'd better go. 22 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,632 Feel free to grab one, Turtle. 23 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,258 Why couldn't we pay someone to do this? 24 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,677 You could've. We are trying to save money. 25 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,721 Looks like it's time for everyone to start thinking 26 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,474 about their individual futures. How sad. 27 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,226 Aw, come on, stop your moping. 28 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,186 We are all good. Think about it. 29 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,687 This place is gonna feel like a jail cell 30 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,481 compared to the digs at the Mondrian. 31 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,150 I think E's house is the one that's gonna feel like a jail cell. 32 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:34,403 - Oh boy, here we go. - And I think I speak for everyone... 33 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,239 don't know why you're not going to the hotel. 34 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,824 Because I have a girlfriend with a big apartment. 35 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,284 I don't see the need to waste money, especially when I don't have any. 36 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,829 Never move in with a girl for financial reasons. 37 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:45,957 Never never never. 'Cause once you're in, you never get out. 38 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,041 I'm not moving in with her. 39 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,835 I'm just staying there until we leave to shoot the movie. 40 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,336 And that girl from "Silence of the Lambs" 41 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,838 was just "staying" in that well. 42 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,594 Hey. Guys. 43 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,764 The house... get over here. 44 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,685 Say goodbye. 45 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,772 Goodbye, house. 46 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,552 That's the last of it. 47 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,262 Sloan, he's all yours. 48 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,264 And I promise to take excellent care of him. 49 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,391 He needs little snacks in between meals. 50 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,184 Otherwise his blood sugar drops 51 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:48,436 and he gets very cranky. 52 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,897 No naps, otherwise he can't sleep at night. 53 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,857 Okay. Thank you for the tips. 54 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,066 Do you guys want a drink? 55 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,444 No thanks, we're gonna hit Urth Cafe. 56 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,654 So what are you two lovebirds gonna do? 57 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,741 I think E's gonna take me for a special lunch 58 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,409 to thank me for my hospitality. 59 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,369 Oh yeah? 60 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:08,456 - He... he didn't mention that. Hmm. 61 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,625 Give me something good, Ari. 62 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,126 ARl: How about something great? 63 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,253 Nicky Rubenstein turned 35 today. 64 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:15,421 And why do I care? 65 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,798 You care because his trust fund kicks in 66 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,384 and he wants to get out from the shadow of his pops. 67 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:23,512 He wants to meet on "Medellin" and he's bringing his checkbook. 68 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,181 - Really? - What? 69 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,891 Nicky Rubenstein's got the money for "Medellin. " 70 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,562 - Ari, is this for real? - It is for real, Vinny. 71 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:33,314 The little prick is on his way to the office right now. 72 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,733 - Why don't you boys come in for a talk? - Okay. 73 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,151 He wants us at his office now. Let's go. 74 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:38,486 - Right now? - Now. 75 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:41,322 - Go, baby, it's fine. - You sure? 76 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,741 Yeah, of course I am. This is huge. 77 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,493 Okay. I'll make it up to you tonight 78 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,912 at a nice dinner, okay? 79 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,042 Did you see the look on Sloan's face 80 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,586 when E had to cancel their special lunch? 81 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:56,963 It was just like the look on my face 82 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,673 when he told us he was gonna be living with her. 83 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,633 There was no look. She couldn't have been cooler. 84 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,719 - Sloan is not like other girls. - All girls are like other girls, E. 85 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,429 Just like all guys are like other guys. 86 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:08,975 The world is split in two groups: Penises and pussies. 87 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,852 Penises want to run free, pussies want to land the penis. 88 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:14,063 Amazing you guys have such a hard time getting laid. 89 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,148 Whatever. Go get your money. Let's roll. 90 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,358 Where to? 91 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,360 If you guys are really leaving for Colombia, 92 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:22,154 this network-series star better find himself a place to live. 93 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,073 - Come on. - You buying lunch? 94 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:25,491 Yeah, sure, but no appies. 95 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,159 E's not the only one watching his budget. 96 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,786 We'll see you guys later. 97 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:29,954 See you. 98 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,460 My father will not be involved in this at all. 99 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,004 "Medellin" is my thing. 100 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,672 My shot, my way. 101 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,215 Fantastic. 102 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:43,843 What? 103 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,178 What? I can sense that mocking condescending tone in there. 104 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:47,763 ARl: No no, Nicky, there is no mocking. 105 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,598 I've known this guy since I was a kid 106 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,475 and he still looks at me like I'm a spoiled prick. 107 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,812 Are you kidding? I look at you with awe of all of your accomplishments. 108 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,481 Right. Hey, I don't care. Truth of the matter is 109 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,150 I got so much money now I can sit on my ass 110 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,193 and fuck models for the rest of my life if I wanted to. 111 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,696 - I'm not a model, I'm a singer. - I'm just making a point, sweetheart. 112 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,114 - ARl: Anyway? Anyway, 113 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,366 the studio budgeted the film at 65 million. 114 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:08,951 You're gonna give us that? 115 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,245 No, it's a studio budget. That's ridiculous. I got 25. 116 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,205 - 25's not enough, Nicky. - That's what I got. 117 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,041 And you know what, Nicky? It's plenty. 118 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,876 What do you know about a movie budget, Ari? 119 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,627 What do you know, mini-producer? 120 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,129 I know that three studios budgeted it 121 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,922 and all of them were over 65 million. 122 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,675 Even if they inflated it 20% we're still not even close. 123 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,135 You make concessions. 124 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,471 Like what, shoot in Malibu for Colombia? 125 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,056 They shot "King Kong" in New Zealand 126 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,475 and that monkey climbed up the Empire State Building. 127 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,978 If you want this thing, you figure out a way to make it work. 128 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,731 - They always fight this much? - Uh-huh. 129 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,691 Look, guys, this is what I got 130 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,109 and it's kind of non-negotiable. 131 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,986 So if you think you can make it work, 132 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,863 I'm in for letting you do it how you want to. 133 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,823 All right? So what do you think? 134 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,910 - E? - I think this movie needs a director 135 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,370 with a vision and a guy that knows how to stretch a dollar. 136 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,247 Walsh. 137 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,750 Yep. You know a director named Billy Walsh, Nicky? 138 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,502 Are you kidding? "I am Queens Boulevard. " 139 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,170 Boom. 140 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,380 This is just temporary housing 141 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,257 until I find something I really want to live in. 142 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:08,094 No problem, we have month-to-month leases. 143 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,178 Fantastic. 144 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,058 You're on that show... 145 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,351 "Five Towns," right? 146 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,103 - Indeed I am. - I knew it! 147 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:19,105 - Are you a fan? - My daughter is. 148 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:22,108 She loves that young boy who's always taking his shirt off. 149 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,193 - Mm, cutie. - Oh, yeah. 150 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,113 So doesn't the star of his own TV show 151 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,697 want something bigger? 152 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,491 No, a loft is all I need. 153 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,868 You should get a little extra space, Drama. 154 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:36,080 I'll get extra space when I know if my show gets picked up. 155 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,791 I'm not getting sucked into the trappings of celebrity life again. 156 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:39,959 I'm not doing it. 157 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,794 Okay... 158 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,504 here we are. 159 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,049 You gotta be kidding me. 160 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,218 Quiet. It's perfect. 161 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:51,804 So what is he shooting? 162 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:52,930 He didn't say. 163 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,891 - Is he even available? - He didn't say. 164 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,309 Look, there's a camera truck. 165 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,061 This must be the place. 166 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,109 Oh, beautiful, beautiful... 167 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,902 beautiful. 168 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,280 Okay, now push in. 169 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,452 Oh yeah. - You ready for your pop shot, Phillipe? 170 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,080 Oh oh, I think I blew it. 171 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,084 Again you blew it? You useless putz! 172 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,586 Sorry, Wally. 173 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,754 "Boogie Nights ll"? 174 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,340 Oh! There they are, the suit and the star. 175 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,177 Hey, everybody, wake up. A real actor just arrived on the set. 176 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:32,803 You could all learn a thing or two from him. 177 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:35,806 - Hey. - What's up, Billy? 178 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,434 It's Wally around here. 179 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:39,852 I'm breaking for lunch. 180 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,979 Amuse yourselves. Come on, Vin, we'll go talk. 181 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,480 Hey, Billy. 182 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,359 Hey, they allow pets if you wanted me to take Arnold. 183 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,445 I would not subject Arnold to that shithole. 184 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,779 You'd rather board him? 185 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:53,240 I'd rather put him out on the streets and let him fend for himself. 186 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:54,909 To each his own, but he's always welcome. 187 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:57,786 - You too, Turtle. - Thanks. 188 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:03,083 Hey, Shauna, how is my lovely publicist doing? 189 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,794 I'm not your publicist till you write a check, you cheap fuck. 190 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,671 Until then I'm simply doing Vince a favor. 191 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,966 Well, whatever it is you're doing, I do appreciate it. So what's up? 192 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,845 I'm trying to find out if you're actually renting an $800-a-month studio? 193 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,514 - It's a loft. How'd you know? - "US Weekly" just called. 194 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,391 Apparently your new landlord likes to talk. 195 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:22,228 Sweet. Do they want to do a photo shoot over there? 196 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,439 No one's photographing anything, Drama. I told them it wasn't true. 197 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,316 - Why? - Because Vincent Chase's brother 198 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,401 cannot be living like a transient crack whore, 199 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:30,903 not while Vince doesn't have job. 200 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,321 You're on a network fucking show. 201 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:36,408 Wake up, get a life and get a place with two toilets, if not for you, for Vince. 202 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,785 So that this town doesn't get the impression 203 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,620 that he sold his house because he's broke, even if he is. 204 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,456 - Will you do that for Vince, Drama? - Yeah, of course I will. 205 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,084 Great, there's an apartment at 8812 Burton Way 206 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,461 I just looked at with a client. It'd be perfect for you. 207 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,755 - Great area, reasonably priced. - What's reasonable? 208 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,882 Goodbye, Drama. Make sure she doesn't take a nap. 209 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,384 I don't want to be up all fucking night. 210 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,594 What's up? 211 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,597 My budget. Take us to 90210. 212 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,979 So the suit is producing a movie, huh? 213 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,273 Actually, we're both producing it. 214 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,441 What do you know about producing a movie, suit? 215 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,819 - I know a good script. - Says who? 216 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,946 I found "Queens Boulevard," didn't I? 217 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,823 Ah, the luck of the Irish. 218 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,325 Hey, come on, Billy, what do you say? 219 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,410 You want to make a movie? 220 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,620 I'm making movies, Vince, my way. 221 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,414 Your way? They're calling you "Wally" in there. 222 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,542 What's that all about? 223 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,378 "Wally Balls"... that's my alias. 224 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,504 It's catchy, ain't it? 225 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,631 And they gave me a 25-picture deal 226 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,967 after seeing me shoot only one scene. 227 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:38,470 Billy Walsh is gonna bring the 1970s-type class 228 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,348 back to porn. And the wide bush. 229 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,767 We got a real movie here, Billy. You're gonna love it. 230 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:44,852 It's right up your alley. 231 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,563 Suit, you got no fucking idea what my alley is. 232 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,815 I never made movies for money and I never made movies 233 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,317 to please anybody but myself, 234 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:55,195 and, Vince, as great as it was to make "QB" 235 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,448 the pain of having it ripped away from me 236 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,658 and fucking butchered was just too much to bear. 237 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,202 I really appreciate you coming down here 238 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,747 but I'm sorry. 239 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,250 Yeah, me too, Billy. Me too. 240 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,086 Suit, best of luck to you, all right? 241 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,629 Yeah, you too, Billy. 242 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,506 I guess you don't need luck though, right? 243 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,217 It looks like you got everything you need right here. 244 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:20,596 Insult me, suit, and I will bite off your fucking nose. 245 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,015 You know what? I've knocked out guys taller than you. 246 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,391 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 247 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:26,560 Hey, guys guys, come on. 248 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,813 You're right, I don't know anything about producing movies 249 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:33,025 but I do know this guy, this script and you directing... 250 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,902 even though you are a total douchebag... 251 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,111 is a home run. 252 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,993 Give me the script, suit. I need an hour. 253 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:46,163 Evette, get me a fluffer in the greenroom. 254 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,248 I got reading to do. 255 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,125 Yeah, we'll be waiting. 256 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,627 Really? 257 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,754 Yeah, what else we got to do? 258 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,808 Fucking Beverly Hills... 259 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,601 even the water's pricier here. 260 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,812 I don't know, it looks pretty nice to me, 261 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,522 especially compared to that dump we just left. 262 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,065 Don't be fooled by the exterior, Turtle. 263 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,317 This place will be half the size and twice the price 264 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,237 just so you can tell people you got the same zip as Shannen Doherty. 265 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,489 Hello? 266 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,616 We're here to see the two bedroom. 267 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,370 Gentlemen. 268 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,582 My God. 269 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,793 Arnold could definitely stay here. 270 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:36,255 Everything's been redone and restored in the past nine months... 271 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,175 marble bathroom floors, sunken tub, steam shower. 272 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,010 Whoa, look at this view. 273 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,595 Look at this kitchen. 274 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,222 All Viking. It was put in 275 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,225 when one of the contestants from "The Iron Chef" stayed here. 276 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,102 So what do you think? 277 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,354 I think it's fantastic. 278 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,856 I think it's home. 279 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,732 - Great. - Ahem. 280 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,652 But there are some problems. 281 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,654 For one, if I had my druthers, 282 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,948 I would face northeast 283 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,742 not southwest, which this clearly does. 284 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,454 And $2500 a month 285 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,330 is not what I was planning on spending. 286 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,915 What kind of wiggle room you got there? 287 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,042 $2500 a month? No. 288 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:17,087 This is a condo. It's for sale at 1.4 million. 289 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,131 1.4 million? 290 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,258 Wait, is this 8812 Burton Way? 291 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,177 No, it's 8814. 292 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,304 Oh. 293 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,224 I never did two guys before. 294 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,393 There's a first time for everything, right? 295 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,936 I guess. 296 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,104 - Awesome. - Yeah? 297 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,523 - Yeah, I bought it. - Sweet. 298 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,649 Want to run it again? 299 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,817 - Yeah. - Okay. 300 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,528 - Pick any restaurant you want. Wow, so accommodating. 301 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,364 I'm feeling good. I'm just praying this maniac likes the script. 302 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,743 All right, I'll wear my good-luck Manolos. How about Giorgio's? 303 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,328 - Perfect. - 8:00? 304 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,454 Sounds good. 305 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,122 - Love you. - Love you too. 306 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,790 - Vinny! - Yo. 307 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,084 - Vincent! - Talk to me, what? 308 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,503 Pablo Escobar? 309 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:01,006 Pablo fucking Escobar? 310 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,342 I wanted to make a movie about this guy 311 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,010 since the first time I read a story about him 312 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,930 blowing up that airliner. I love Pablo Escobar. 313 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,097 So you like the script? 314 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,017 What, was I not just fucking clear? 315 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,685 Can you do it for 25 million? 316 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,604 I don't see why not. 317 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,105 I need to talk to the financier. 318 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,565 No problem. 319 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,943 I love it, Vince. Thank you. 320 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,945 We're gonna win you an Oscar. 321 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,822 These hallways are too narrow. 322 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,699 - Stop complaining. - And it's hot. 323 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,952 What, they got no freaking air conditioner in this place? 324 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,828 Jeez, you're a misery. 325 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,789 This is the unit right here. 326 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,583 It's so spacious and lovely. 327 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,126 I'm sure it is. 328 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,465 Huh. It's not bad. 329 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,510 Eat-in kitchen, two bedrooms, two baths 330 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,929 walking distance from all the major shops. 331 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,557 - What do you think? - I hate it. 332 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,601 Drama, come on, this is a nice place in a nice area 333 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,645 and it's not that expensive. What's the problem? 334 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,356 The problem is I want that condo. 335 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,650 Will you calm down, Nicky? 336 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,735 Don't tell me to calm down, E. 337 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:07,406 Your boy Walsh, he might be a genius, but he's also an asshole. 338 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,242 - What's the problem? - The guy wants more money. 339 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,368 More money? 340 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,745 Yeah, and he keeps calling me "trust-fund baby. " 341 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,497 - Jesus. - Yeah, right? 342 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:19,084 Also, I can't say for sure but I get the distinct feeling the guy's trying 343 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,503 to tell me that he fucked my girlfriend. 344 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,381 That's him calling on the other line right now. 345 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,091 I'm gonna take care of it, don't worry. 346 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,676 Get him in line, E. 347 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,345 - Billy. - Hey, E. 348 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,515 This financier of yours is a bigger jerkoff than you are. 349 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,225 What are you asking for more money for? 350 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,811 What are you taking his side? You're my producer. 351 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,104 I'm not taking sides. 352 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,314 Fuck you, suit. 353 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,317 I love producing. 354 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:47,112 The place Shauna sent me is a complete shithole. 355 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,697 It's only temporary, right, Johnny? 356 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,658 Yeah, but it doesn't mean I should live like an animal, bro. 357 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,119 I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince. 358 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,871 That was until I saw the kitchen. 359 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,789 Now it's for me. 360 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,958 So do it. Say "Fuck it. " I always do. 361 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,376 What if my show doesn't get picked up? 362 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,338 It premiered to 16 million viewers. It's getting picked up. 363 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,257 And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. 364 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,217 It's got to be easier the second time. 365 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,553 Vince, you really think I should do it? 366 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,848 Johnny, if it makes you happy, make them a modest offer. 367 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,892 If they accept it, great. If not, move on. 368 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,518 Yeah. 369 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,021 I'm going to lowball the shit out of them. 370 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,439 I have dinner plans already. 371 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,150 No, what you have is a very nervous moneyman, E. 372 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,069 I told him I'd handle this, so why is he calling you? 373 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,238 He's calling me because he sort of sees me as a second father 374 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,867 and he sort of sees you as a guy who has no idea how to produce. 375 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,827 Now, I suggest 376 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,331 you produce yourself at dinner to calm everyone down. 377 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,832 Will I see you at dinner? 378 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,835 Yes, and thank you for the fatherly advice as always. 379 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,046 We got to have dinner with Walsh and Rubenstein tonight. 380 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,339 Disaster. 381 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,674 It's not a disaster, it'll be fine. 382 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,968 I meant a disaster that you got to cancel another meal on Sloan. 383 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,263 Yeah, Jesus, you're in deep shit. - What is wrong with you guys? 384 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,808 I've stayed at Sloan's 100 times over the past two years. 385 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,810 What exactly do you think has changed? 386 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,397 The boxes, E. You brought over boxes. 387 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,232 You planted a flag. 388 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,608 Canceling a meal is going to be 389 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,318 a whole lot different after a planting. 390 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,905 Are you sure you're not mad? 391 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,074 Why do you keep asking me that? 392 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:17,035 It's not that big of a deal. We'll have dinner tomorrow night, right? 393 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,204 Of course. Anywhere you want, I promise. 394 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,957 Don't promise, E. 395 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,458 Huh? 396 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,128 Oh, I just mean you don't know what might happen tomorrow. 397 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,587 So you are mad. 398 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:31,258 I'm not mad. I am being funny... I thought. 399 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:32,384 Can I put this in the other room? 400 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,427 Sure. 401 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,637 And I am not hanging that. 402 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,888 What, you don't like this? 403 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,724 This will look great above the TV. 404 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,686 What the hell are we doing? 405 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,895 About what? 406 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,439 About us. 407 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,691 - About us? - Yeah. 408 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,486 Wow. 409 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,988 "Wow" what? 410 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,240 The guys said you were gonna give me a hard time 411 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,408 about staying here. 412 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,119 Oh, so now I'm that girl. 413 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,496 I don't know, are you? 414 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,041 All right, you know what? I'm not gonna fight with you. 415 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,545 You've had a stressful day with the movie stuff and the move 416 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,338 so let's just talk tomorrow. 417 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,633 Oh, I'm sorry. You're upset... I want to talk now. 418 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,095 Okay. 419 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,014 What is your plan? 420 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,392 If you go and shoot this movie for six months, 421 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,812 I want to know what me and all these boxes are waiting for. 422 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,064 - Can I be honest? - Yeah. 423 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,525 I've been so caught up trying to put this movie together 424 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,986 I haven't really thought about it. 425 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,322 Okay, I understand. Can I be honest? 426 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,656 Yeah. 427 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,325 You really need to. 428 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,832 So you like the place? 429 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,835 I like it. I don't love it. 430 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,420 He doesn't love it. 431 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,089 But you love the Viking kitchen, right? 432 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,468 Again, I like it. I don't love it. 433 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,594 He doesn't love it. 434 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,179 You boys are trying to haggle, yes? 435 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,305 - Yes. - No. 436 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,431 No. 437 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,184 I don't haggle. The price is $1.4 million. 438 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,313 Well, this being a buyer's market, 439 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,857 my offer is 950,000 440 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,359 and that's final. 441 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,777 1.4 million. 442 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,612 1. 1. 443 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,905 1.4. 444 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,574 Sir, I woke up this morning 445 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,786 with a budget mapped out in my head of $1,000 a month. 446 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,580 Obviously I have stepped up considerably 447 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,583 but there are limits, and we have reached mine. 448 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:30,836 I'm sorry to hear that. 449 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,128 All right, let's roll. 450 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,713 1.2. 451 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,966 - There is no negotiating. - 1.3. 452 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,634 Drama! 453 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,594 Excuse me one moment. 454 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,221 Yeah? 455 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,599 You're the worst negotiator I've ever seen. 456 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,393 I'm just working him in, Turtle. 457 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,769 You figured out your finances. 458 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,022 You came up with 1. 1, which is already a huge stretch. 459 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,066 Now you're offering 1.3? 460 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,236 You're not working anybody. Come on, get it under control. 461 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,863 - You're right, you're right. - Here he comes. 462 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,448 I'm afraid that was another offer at full listing. 463 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,200 He's bluffing. 464 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,535 Am I? 465 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,415 Thank you, sir, I appreciate your time. 466 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,292 I do yours as well. 467 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,002 1.5! 468 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,169 Done. 469 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,381 Fuck it. 16 million viewers our first week? 470 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,049 We're gonna be the next "Seinfeld. " 471 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,134 Where do I sign? 472 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,468 I got you set up right here. 473 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,597 I need 30... I can't do it for a dollar less than that. 474 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,390 I don't have any more money for you, big guy. 475 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,101 Oh, come on, you probably got the cash out in your car, 476 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,478 trust-fund baby. Now just pony it up. 477 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,063 Stop calling me trust-fund baby, 478 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,440 you fucking orangutan! 479 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,817 Guys, this is getting us nowhere. - ARl: We got a budget here. 480 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,320 Hey, senior and junior suits, let the creative people 481 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,446 talk to the money people. 482 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,239 My line producer has done a budget 483 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,910 and it's a budget that nobody else on the planet fucking earth 484 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,913 could do to make this movie, but it is the bare minimum. 485 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,789 You understand that? It cannot be done for less. 486 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,917 Who is your line producer? Where is this budget? 487 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,544 I'm my fucking line producer, trust-fund baby. 488 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,714 - And it's right here. - Your own stationery? 489 00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:01,343 Now I'm gonna go dump... you let me know. 490 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:05,263 But let me say this: Making a movie is like going to war. 491 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,432 And as we've all learned, you don't go to war 492 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,893 underprepared and underfinanced. 493 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,483 Oh, and I want final cut and that's not negotiable. 494 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,444 Forget this. No no, it's my fucking money. Forget it! 495 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,528 Will you calm down? 496 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,238 - Ari! - What do you want me to do? 497 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,865 - Get rid of this guy. - We're not getting rid of him. 498 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,785 - Vince, the guy is a loose cannon. - He is our guy, Nicky. 499 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,620 Nicky, we've worked with him, all right? 500 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,206 I hate him as much as you do, but this guy is magic on the set. 501 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,500 He is going to make a brilliant movie, I know it. 502 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,877 And it's gonna be your brilliant movie, not your father's. 503 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,212 Yeah. 504 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,635 Oh, fuck it. 505 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,011 Fine. 506 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:46,972 What's $5 million? 507 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,390 Right? 508 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,558 That is a lot of fucking zeroes. 509 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,980 All right, I got to go to Genghis Cohen... my girl's singing there. 510 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,399 - I'm gonna need this... - ARl: All right. 511 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,734 ...you'll need this. Have fun. 512 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,658 - Did he sign it? - Yeah. 513 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,452 30 million. 514 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,704 Made out to cash? 515 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,580 Give me that check, Ari. 516 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,835 Did this just fucking happen? - It just... it fucking happened. 517 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,212 Sake bombs. 518 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,590 Bogota, baby. 519 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:26,428 What? 520 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,013 I can't believe you pulled this off. 521 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,180 We pulled it off. 522 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:32,350 Come on. You found the script, you picked the director, 523 00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,102 you convinced the financiers. 524 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,854 So you think I can produce? 525 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:39,482 I think you just did. And, E, I think you don't have to go to Colombia 526 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,484 - if you don't want to. - What are you talking about? 527 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,863 If you want to stay back with Sloan, stay and find the next project. 528 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,865 This is the one we've been waiting for, the one that's gonna 529 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,033 set us up for the rest of our lives. 530 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,660 - I want to see it through to the end. - And Sloan? 531 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,913 - She's gonna have to wait. - What if she doesn't? 532 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,794 Hey, girls, we're home. 533 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:01,713 Your brother's a mess. 534 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,048 What's your problem? 535 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:05,550 It's deja vu all over again, bro. 536 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,385 I overextended myself. 537 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,513 If it doesn't work, I'm back out on the streets. 538 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,933 Come here. Come on, come out here. 539 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,311 Look out at those lights. 540 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,063 This is our city. 541 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,731 Come on, it's all gonna work out. 542 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,941 The universe always had a plan. 543 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,237 I don't believe in any of that cosmic karmic bullshit, 544 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,947 so what if it doesn't? 545 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,824 If it doesn't, you can always move back in with Vince. 546 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,869 Please, baby brother's broker than me. 547 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,080 That's a tongue twister. 548 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,748 "Baby brother's broker than me. 549 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,000 Baby brother's broker than me. " No, it's not. 550 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:41,836 Come here, Turtle. 551 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,259 - Tell them. - You want me to tell them? 552 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,552 Tell them. 553 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,263 We got the money... we're making "Medellin. " 554 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:54,599 - For real this time? - For real. 555 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,268 Sweet! 556 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,229 Vinny Chase is back, baby! 557 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,773 Hey, this calls for toasts. 558 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,274 Turtle, go get some bubbly. 559 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,734 On the hop, let's go. 560 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:06,945 Look at this... Walsh. 561 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,446 Uh-oh. 562 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,115 What's going on, Billy? You getting amped? 563 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,616 The ideas are flowing, suit. 564 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:15,245 Genius plan number one: I'm shooting the whole thing in Spanish. 565 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,164 Billy... 566 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:19,958 I'm not sure that's such a good idea. 567 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:23,795 Oh well, good thing I don't give a fuck what you or anyone else thinks. 568 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,839 Got to love final cut. 569 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,633 That's sweet. 570 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,677 What's up? 571 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,555 He said he wants to shoot the whole thing in Spanish. 572 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:34,931 Huh. 573 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:36,724 It could work. 574 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,560 To "Medellin," baby. 575 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,106 To Medellin, to friendship 576 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:46,317 ...and to tons of Colombian pussy! 577 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:52,323 To "Medellin"!