1 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,612 60 million bucks just to have sex with her? 2 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:23,775 Come on, Vince, you could've done it. You've done worse. 3 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,786 "Worse"? What are you talking about? He was ready to do it for free. 4 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,811 You sound like you think I should've done it. 5 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,948 You should've at least considered it, bro. 6 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:33,550 I know I did when I was similarly propositioned. 7 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,823 Someone offered you money to fuck, Drama? 8 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:37,329 Yeah, that's right, hater. 9 00:01:37,363 --> 00:01:39,661 "Viking Quest" convention, '99. 10 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:41,792 A guy from Orlando offered me 50 bucks 11 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:44,702 to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvold costume. 12 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:46,728 Jesus Christ, what did you say? 13 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,264 I said no. What the fuck you think I said? 14 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,072 But I did let her blow me in the car 15 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,942 when hubby hit the roulette table. 16 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:56,210 So what now? 17 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:58,774 Sell blood like Robert Rodriguez? 18 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:00,843 Nah, I'm not worried. 19 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:02,377 Really? 20 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:03,514 - Maybe a little. - Yeah. 21 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,080 We'd better go. 22 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,526 Feel free to grab one, Turtle. 23 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,533 Why couldn't we pay someone to do this? 24 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:16,865 You could've. We are trying to save money. 25 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:19,201 Looks like it's time for everyone to start thinking 26 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,799 about their individual futures. How sad. 27 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:23,138 Aw, come on, stop your moping. 28 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:24,609 We are all good. Think about it. 29 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,475 This place is gonna feel like a jail cell 30 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:28,242 compared to the digs at the Mondrian. 31 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:31,148 I think E's house is the one that's gonna feel like a jail cell. 32 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,778 - Oh boy, here we go. - And I think I speak for everyone... 33 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,788 don't know why you're not going to the hotel. 34 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,813 Because I have a girlfriend with a big apartment. 35 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:40,792 I don't see the need to waste money, especially when I don't have any. 36 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,193 Never move in with a girl for financial reasons. 37 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:45,891 Never never never. 'Cause once you're in, you never get out. 38 00:02:45,932 --> 00:02:46,921 I'm not moving in with her. 39 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:49,161 I'm just staying there until we leave to shoot the movie. 40 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:50,999 And that girl from "Silence of the Lambs" 41 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:54,268 was just "staying" in that well. 42 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,637 Hey. Guys. 43 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,905 The house... get over here. 44 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:06,612 Say goodbye. 45 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:09,850 Goodbye, house. 46 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:39,945 That's the last of it. 47 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:41,419 Sloan, he's all yours. 48 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,547 And I promise to take excellent care of him. 49 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,581 He needs little snacks in between meals. 50 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:46,990 Otherwise his blood sugar drops 51 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:48,653 and he gets very cranky. 52 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,822 No naps, otherwise he can't sleep at night. 53 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:52,660 Okay. Thank you for the tips. 54 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,291 Do you guys want a drink? 55 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,666 No thanks, we're gonna hit Urth Cafe. 56 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:58,762 So what are you two lovebirds gonna do? 57 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,330 I think E's gonna take me for a special lunch 58 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:03,171 to thank me for my hospitality. 59 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,007 Oh yeah? 60 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:09,071 - He... he didn't mention that. - Hmm. 61 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:10,707 Give me something good, Ari. 62 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,183 How about something great? 63 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:14,243 Nicky Rubenstein turned 35 today. 64 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:15,447 And why do I care? 65 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:17,752 You care because his trust fund kicks in 66 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:20,315 and he wants to get out from the shadow of his pops. 67 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,523 He wants to meet on "Medellin" and he's bringing his checkbook. 68 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:25,292 - Really? - What? 69 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:28,164 Nicky Rubenstein's got the money for "Medellin". 70 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:31,295 - Ari, is this for real? - It is for real, Vinny. 71 00:04:31,337 --> 00:04:33,532 The little prick is on his way to the office right now. 72 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:35,473 - Why don't you boys come in for a talk? - Okay. 73 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:37,169 He wants us at his office now. Let's go. 74 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,871 - Right now? - Now. 75 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:41,277 - Go, baby, it's fine. - You sure? 76 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,714 Yeah, of course I am. This is huge. 77 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,741 Okay. I'll make it up to you tonight 78 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,117 at a nice dinner, okay? 79 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,952 Did you see the look on Sloan's face 80 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:55,324 when E had to cancel their special lunch? 81 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:56,851 It was just like the look on my face 82 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,160 when he told us he was gonna be living with her. 83 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:01,291 There was no look. She couldn't have been cooler. 84 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,167 - Sloan is not like other girls. - All girls are like other girls, E. 85 00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:05,830 Just like all guys are like other guys. 86 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:08,670 The world is split in two groups: penises and pussies. 87 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:11,541 Penises want to run free, pussies want to land the penis. 88 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:13,841 Amazing you guys have such a hard time getting laid. 89 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,905 Whatever. Go get your money. Let's roll. 90 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:17,040 Where to? 91 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,381 If you guys are really leaving for Colombia, 92 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:22,252 this network-series star better find himself a place to live. 93 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:24,017 - Come on. - You buying lunch? 94 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,422 Yeah, sure, but no appies. 95 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,483 E's not the only one watching his budget. 96 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:28,755 We'll see you guys later. 97 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,057 See you. 98 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:36,426 My father will not be involved in this at all. 99 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:37,936 "Medellin" is my thing. 100 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:39,597 My shot, my way. 101 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:42,506 Fantastic. 102 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:43,531 What? 103 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:46,101 What? I can sense that mocking condescending tone in there. 104 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:47,942 No no, Nicky, there is no mocking. 105 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,572 I've known this guy since I was a kid 106 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:52,083 and he still looks at me like I'm a spoiled prick. 107 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:55,417 Are you kidding? I look at you with awe of all of your accomplishments. 108 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,548 Right. Hey, I don't care. Truth of the matter is 109 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,353 I got so much money now I can sit on my ass 110 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:01,792 and fuck models for the rest of my life if I wanted to. 111 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:04,262 - I'm not a model, I'm a singer. - I'm just making a point, sweetheart. 112 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,696 - Anyway? - Anyway, 113 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,927 the studio budgeted the film at 65 million. 114 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,093 You're gonna give us that? 115 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:11,433 No, it's a studio budget. That's ridiculous. I got 25. 116 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,439 - 25's not enough, Nicky. - That's what I got. 117 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:15,236 And you know what, Nicky? It's plenty. 118 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:17,174 What do you know about a movie budget, Ari? 119 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,905 What do you know, mini-producer? 120 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,742 I know that three studios budgeted it 121 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,543 and all of them were over 65 million. 122 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:25,107 Even if they inflated it 20% we're still not even close. 123 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:26,345 You make concessions. 124 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,479 Like what, shoot in Malibu for Colombia? 125 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:30,421 They shot "King Kong" in New Zealand 126 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:32,981 and that monkey climbed up the Empire State Building. 127 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:36,085 If you want this thing, you figure out a way to make it work. 128 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:39,098 - They always fight this much? - Uh-huh. 129 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,724 Look, guys, this is what I got 130 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,234 and it's kind of non-negotiable. 131 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:44,065 So if you think you can make it work, 132 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,037 I'm in for letting you do it how you want to. 133 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,972 All right? So what do you think? 134 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,703 - E? - I think this movie needs a director 135 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:53,439 with a vision and a guy that knows how to stretch a dollar. 136 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:55,174 Walsh. 137 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:57,682 Yep. You know a director named Billy Walsh, Nicky? 138 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:59,480 Are you kidding? "I am Queens Boulevard". 139 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,146 Boom. 140 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:03,121 This is just temporary housing 141 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,522 until I find something I really want to live in. 142 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:08,288 No problem, we have month-to-month leases. 143 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:09,316 Fantastic. 144 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,594 You're on that show... 145 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,328 "Five Towns," right? 146 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,302 - Indeed I am. - I knew it! 147 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,270 - Are you a fan? - My daughter is. 148 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:22,035 She loves that young boy who's always taking his shirt off. 149 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:24,133 - Mm, cutie. - Oh, yeah. 150 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:27,146 So doesn't the star of his own TV show 151 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,704 want something bigger? 152 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,511 No, a loft is all I need. 153 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,882 You should get a little extra space, Drama. 154 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:36,082 I'll get extra space when I know if my show gets picked up. 155 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,057 I'm not getting sucked into the trappings of celebrity life again. 156 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:40,558 I'm not doing it. 157 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:42,356 Okay... 158 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,953 here we are. 159 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:47,124 You gotta be kidding me. 160 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:49,896 Quiet. It's perfect. 161 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,927 So what is he shooting? 162 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,165 He didn't say. 163 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:56,107 - Is he even available? - He didn't say. 164 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,939 Look, there's a camera truck. 165 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,672 This must be the place. 166 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:05,544 Oh, beautiful, beautiful... 167 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:07,348 beautiful. 168 00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:09,513 Okay, now push in. 169 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:15,561 - Oh yeah. - You ready for your pop shot, Phillipe? 170 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,530 Oh oh, I think I blew it. 171 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:22,091 Again you blew it? You useless putz! 172 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:23,829 Sorry, Wally. 173 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,497 "Boogie Nights II"? 174 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:28,371 Oh! There they are, the suit and the star. 175 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:31,171 Hey, everybody, wake up. A real actor just arrived on the set. 176 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:33,110 You could all learn a thing or two from him. 177 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:36,603 - Hey. - What's up, Billy? 178 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,378 It's Wally around here. 179 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:39,850 I'm breaking for lunch. 180 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:42,013 Amuse yourselves. Come on, Vin, we'll go talk. 181 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:44,352 Hey, Billy. 182 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:47,382 Hey, they allow pets if you wanted me to take Ahnold. 183 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:49,621 I would not subject Ahnold to that shithole. 184 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:50,788 You'd rather board him? 185 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:53,458 I'd rather put him out on the streets and let him fend for himself. 186 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,194 To each his own, but he's always welcome. 187 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:57,964 - You too, Turtle. - Thanks. 188 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,073 Hey, Shauna, how is my lovely publicist doing? 189 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,805 I'm not your publicist till you write a check, you cheap fuck. 190 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,710 Until then I'm simply doing Vince a favor. 191 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:10,978 Well, whatever it is you're doing, I do appreciate it. So what's up? 192 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:14,475 I'm trying to find out if you're actually renting an $800-a-month studio? 193 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,148 - It's a loft. How'd you know? - "US Weekly" just called. 194 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:19,384 Apparently your new landlord likes to talk. 195 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:22,155 Sweet. Do they want to do a photo shoot over there? 196 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:25,425 No one's photographing anything, Drama. I told them it wasn't true. 197 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:26,624 - Why? - Because Vincent Chase's brother 198 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:27,997 cannot be living like a transient crack whore, 199 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:30,696 not while Vince doesn't have job. 200 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,670 You're on a network fucking show. 201 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:35,799 Wake up, get a life and get a place with two toilets, if not for you, for Vince. 202 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,502 So that this town doesn't get the impression 203 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,636 that he sold his house because he's broke, even if he is. 204 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,842 - Will you do that for Vince, Drama? - Yeah, of course I will. 205 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:45,043 Great, there's an apartment at 8812 Burton Way 206 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,348 I just looked at with a client. It'd be perfect for you. 207 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:49,752 - Great area, reasonably priced. - What's reasonable? 208 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,723 Goodbye, Drama. Make sure she doesn't take a nap. 209 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,349 I don't want to be up all fucking night. 210 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,587 What's up? 211 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:58,688 My budget. Take us to 90210. 212 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:05,103 So the suit is producing a movie, huh? 213 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,367 Actually, we're both producing it. 214 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,670 What do you know about producing a movie, suit? 215 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:12,041 - I know a good script. - Says who? 216 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:14,342 I found "Queens Boulevard," didn't I? 217 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,245 Ah, the luck of the Irish. 218 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,079 Hey, come on, Billy, what do you say? 219 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,607 You want to make a movie? 220 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,813 I'm making movies, Vince, my way. 221 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,049 Your way? They're calling you "Wally" in there. 222 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,052 What's that all about? 223 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,391 "Wally Balls"... that's my alias. 224 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:30,486 It's catchy, ain't it? 225 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:32,554 And they gave me a 25-picture deal 226 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,998 after seeing me shoot only one scene. 227 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:38,197 Billy Walsh is gonna bring the 1970s-type class 228 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:41,035 back to porn. And the wide bush. 229 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:44,133 We got a real movie here, Billy. You're gonna love it. 230 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:45,404 It's right up your alley. 231 00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:47,708 Suit, you got no fucking idea what my alley is. 232 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:50,147 I never made movies for money and I never made movies 233 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:51,547 to please anybody but myself, 234 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:55,145 and, Vince, as great as it was to make "QB" 235 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,382 the pain of having it ripped away from me 236 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,687 and fucking butchered was just too much to bear. 237 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:02,250 I really appreciate you coming down here 238 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:04,762 but I'm sorry. 239 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:08,233 Yeah, me too, Billy. Me too. 240 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:11,100 Suit, best of luck to you, all right? 241 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,604 Yeah, you too, Billy. 242 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,606 I guess you don't need luck though, right? 243 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,609 It looks like you got everything you need right here. 244 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:20,612 Insult me, suit, and I will bite off your fucking nose. 245 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,012 You know what? I've knocked out guys taller than you. 246 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,539 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 247 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,517 Hey, guys guys, come on. 248 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:29,715 You're right, I don't know anything about producing movies 249 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:33,247 but I do know this guy, this script and you directing... 250 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:34,953 even though you are a total douchebag... 251 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,120 is a home run. 252 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:42,666 Give me the script, suit. I need an hour. 253 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,160 Evette, get me a fluffer in the greenroom. 254 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,469 I got reading to do. 255 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:50,202 Yeah, we'll be waiting. 256 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:51,800 Really? 257 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:54,312 Yeah, what else we got to do? 258 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,914 Fucking Beverly Hills... 259 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,687 even the water's pricier here. 260 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,695 I don't know, it looks pretty nice to me, 261 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,924 especially compared to that dump we just left. 262 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,761 Don't be fooled by the exterior, Turtle. 263 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,994 This place will be half the size and twice the price 264 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:19,027 just so you can tell people you got the same zip as Shannen Doherty. 265 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,538 Hello? 266 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,700 We're here to see the two bedroom. 267 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,337 Gentlemen. 268 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,506 My God. 269 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,017 Ahnold could definitely stay here. 270 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:36,146 Everything's been redone and restored in the past nine months... 271 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:40,090 marble bathroom floors, sunken tub, steam shower. 272 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,117 Whoa, look at this view. 273 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,788 Look at this kitchen. 274 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,421 All Viking. It was put in 275 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:48,433 when one of the contestants from "The Iron Chef" stayed here. 276 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,697 So what do you think? 277 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,499 I think it's fantastic. 278 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,800 I think it's home. 279 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,670 - Great. - Ahem. 280 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,438 But there are some problems. 281 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,638 For one, if I had my druthers, 282 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,011 I would face northeast 283 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,812 not southwest, which this clearly does. 284 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,479 And $2500 a month 285 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,182 is not what I was planning on spending. 286 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:11,951 What kind of wiggle room you got there? 287 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,152 $2500 a month? No. 288 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:17,162 This is a condo. It's for sale at 1.4 million. 289 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,993 1.4 million? 290 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,295 Wait, is this 8812 Burton Way? 291 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,324 No, it's 8814. 292 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:26,463 Oh. 293 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:29,167 I never did two guys before. 294 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,369 There's a first time for everything, right? 295 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,002 I guess. 296 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:34,672 - Awesome. - Yeah? 297 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,408 - Yeah, I bought it. - Sweet. 298 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:37,437 Want to run it again? 299 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,075 - Yeah. - Okay. 300 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,848 - Pick any restaurant you want. - Wow, so accommodating. 301 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,651 I'm feeling good. I'm just praying this maniac likes the script. 302 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,716 All right, I'll wear my good-luck Manolos. How about Giorgio's? 303 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,250 - Perfect. - 8:00? 304 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,489 Sounds good. 305 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,087 - Love you. - Love you too. 306 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,928 - Vinny! - Yo. 307 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:56,594 - Vincent! - Talk to me, what? 308 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,000 Pablo Escobar? 309 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:01,097 Pablo fucking Escobar? 310 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,438 I wanted to make a movie about this guy 311 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:05,375 since the first time I read a story about him 312 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,380 blowing up that airliner. I love Pablo Escobar. 313 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,109 So you like the script? 314 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,117 What, was I not just fucking clear? 315 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:13,743 Can you do it for 25 million? 316 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,617 I don't see why not. 317 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:17,087 I need to talk to the financier. 318 00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,817 No problem. 319 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,917 I love it, Vince. Thank you. 320 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,588 We're gonna win you an Oscar. 321 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,654 These hallways are too narrow. 322 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,529 - Stop complaining. - And it's hot. 323 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,228 What, they got no freaking air conditioner in this place? 324 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,930 Jeez, you're a misery. 325 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,871 This is the unit right here. 326 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,431 It's so spacious and lovely. 327 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:38,534 I'm sure it is. 328 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,682 Huh. It's not bad. 329 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,617 Eat-in kitchen, two bedrooms, two baths 330 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,916 walking distance from all the major shops. 331 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:52,014 - What do you think? - I hate it. 332 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,753 Drama, come on, this is a nice place in a nice area 333 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,227 and it's not that expensive. What's the problem? 334 00:14:57,263 --> 00:15:00,323 The problem is I want that condo. 335 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,027 Will you calm down, Nicky? 336 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,762 Don't tell me to calm down, E. 337 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:07,397 Your boy Walsh, he might be a genius, but he's also an asshole. 338 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,374 - What's the problem? - The guy wants more money. 339 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,398 More money? 340 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,775 Yeah, and he keeps calling me "trust-fund baby". 341 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:17,179 - Jesus. - Yeah, right? 342 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,480 Also, I can't say for sure but I get the distinct feeling the guy's trying 343 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:22,351 to tell me that he fucked my girlfriend. 344 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,447 That's him calling on the other line right now. 345 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,151 I'm gonna take care of it, don't worry. 346 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,681 Get him in line, E. 347 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:30,286 - Billy. - Hey, E. 348 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:33,526 This financier of yours is a bigger jerkoff than you are. 349 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,192 What are you asking for more money for? 350 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,361 What are you taking his side? You're my producer. 351 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,098 I'm not taking sides. 352 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,605 Fuck you, suit. 353 00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:43,472 I love producing. 354 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,876 The place Shauna sent me is a complete shithole. 355 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:49,210 It's only temporary, right, Johnny? 356 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,876 Yeah, but it doesn't mean I should live like an animal, bro. 357 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:54,215 I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince. 358 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:55,948 That was until I saw the kitchen. 359 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,115 Now it's for me. 360 00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,954 So do it. Say "Fuck it". I always do. 361 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,960 What if my show doesn't get picked up? 362 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,827 It premiered to 16 million viewers. It's getting picked up. 363 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:07,388 And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. 364 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,367 It's got to be easier the second time. 365 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,892 Vince, you really think I should do it? 366 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,565 Johnny, if it makes you happy, make them a modest offer. 367 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:17,074 If they accept it, great. If not, move on. 368 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:19,077 Yeah. 369 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,011 I'm going to lowball the shit out of them. 370 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,411 I have dinner plans already. 371 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,575 No, what you have is a very nervous moneyman, E. 372 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:27,050 I told him I'd handle this, so why is he calling you? 373 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:30,522 He's calling me because he sort of sees me as a second father 374 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,923 and he sort of sees you as a guy who has no idea how to produce. 375 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,824 Now, I suggest 376 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:39,262 you produce yourself at dinner to calm everyone down. 377 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,095 Will I see you at dinner? 378 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,533 Yes, and thank you for the fatherly advice as always. 379 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:46,265 We got to have dinner with Walsh and Rubenstein tonight. 380 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,465 Disaster. 381 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,440 It's not a disaster, it'll be fine. 382 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:52,171 I meant a disaster that you got to cancel another meal on Sloan. 383 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:55,203 - Yeah, Jesus, you're in deep shit. - What is wrong with you guys? 384 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,943 I've stayed at Sloan's 100 times over the past two years. 385 00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,951 What exactly do you think has changed? 386 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:03,421 The boxes, E. You brought over boxes. 387 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:06,015 You planted a flag. 388 00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,355 Canceling a meal is going to be 389 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,861 a whole lot different after a planting. 390 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,988 Are you sure you're not mad? 391 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,896 Why do you keep asking me that? 392 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:17,129 It's not that big of a deal. We'll have dinner tomorrow night, right? 393 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,399 Of course. Anywhere you want, I promise. 394 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:22,134 Don't promise, E. 395 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,937 Huh? 396 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,444 Oh, I just mean you don't know what might happen tomorrow. 397 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:27,809 So you are mad. 398 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,974 I'm not mad. I am being funny... I thought. 399 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,847 Can I put this in the other room? 400 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,874 Sure. 401 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,853 And I am not hanging that. 402 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,082 What, you don't like this? 403 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:40,148 This will look great above the TV. 404 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,319 What the hell are we doing? 405 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,124 About what? 406 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,960 About us. 407 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,762 - About us? - Yeah. 408 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,702 Wow. 409 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,637 "Wow" what? 410 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,640 The guys said you were gonna give me a hard time 411 00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:57,107 about staying here. 412 00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,133 Oh, so now I'm that girl. 413 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,612 I don't know, are you? 414 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:05,174 All right, you know what? I'm not gonna fight with you. 415 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:09,347 You've had a stressful day with the movie stuff and the move 416 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,980 so let's just talk tomorrow. 417 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:14,254 Oh, I'm sorry. You're upset... I want to talk now. 418 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,456 Okay. 419 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,157 What is your plan? 420 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,531 If you go and shoot this movie for six months, 421 00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:25,935 I want to know what me and all these boxes are waiting for. 422 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,201 - Can I be honest? - Yeah. 423 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,674 I've been so caught up trying to put this movie together 424 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,109 I haven't really thought about it. 425 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,477 Okay, I understand. Can I be honest? 426 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:36,811 Yeah. 427 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,909 You really need to. 428 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,290 So you like the place? 429 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,725 I like it. I don't love it. 430 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,557 He doesn't love it. 431 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:53,224 But you love the Viking kitchen, right? 432 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:56,393 Again, I like it. I don't love it. 433 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:57,527 He doesn't love it. 434 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,332 You boys are trying to haggle, yes? 435 00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,633 - Yes. - No. 436 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:01,900 No. 437 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,238 I don't haggle. The price is $1.4 million. 438 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:07,939 Well, this being a buyer's market, 439 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,949 my offer is 950,000 440 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,416 and that's final. 441 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,748 1.4 million. 442 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,582 1.1. 443 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:16,883 1.4. 444 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,516 Sir, I woke up this morning 445 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,755 with a budget mapped out in my head of $1,000 a month. 446 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,558 Obviously I have stepped up considerably 447 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:28,896 but there are limits, and we have reached mine. 448 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,799 I'm sorry to hear that. 449 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,098 All right, let's roll. 450 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,695 1.2. 451 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,264 - There is no negotiating. - 1.3. 452 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:37,969 Drama! 453 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,568 Excuse me one moment. 454 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:42,102 Yeah? 455 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:44,877 You're the worst negotiator I've ever seen. 456 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,714 I'm just working him in, Turtle. 457 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,447 You figured out your finances. 458 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:51,012 You came up with 1.1, which is already a huge stretch. 459 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,047 Now you're offering 1.3? 460 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,787 You're not working anybody. Come on, get it under control. 461 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,852 - You're right, you're right. - Here he comes. 462 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,421 I'm afraid that was another offer at full listing. 463 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,194 He's bluffing. 464 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,861 Am I? 465 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,806 Thank you, sir, I appreciate your time. 466 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,467 I do yours as well. 467 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,976 1.5! 468 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,705 Done. 469 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:16,373 Fuck it. 16 million viewers our first week? 470 00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,042 We're gonna be the next "Seinfeld". 471 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,072 Where do I sign? 472 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,448 I got you set up right here. 473 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:23,215 I need 30... I can't do it for a dollar less than that. 474 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,382 I don't have any more money for you, big guy. 475 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:28,086 Oh, come on, you probably got the cash out in your car, 476 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,458 trust-fund baby. Now just pony it up. 477 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:32,053 Stop calling me trust-fund baby, 478 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,997 you fucking orangutan! 479 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,933 - Guys, this is getting us nowhere. - We got a budget here. 480 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,369 Hey, senior and junior suits, let the creative people 481 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,496 talk to the money people. 482 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,006 My line producer has done a budget 483 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,873 and it's a budget that nobody else on the planet fucking earth 484 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,902 could do to make this movie, but it is the bare minimum. 485 00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:50,346 You understand that? It cannot be done for less. 486 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,577 Who is your line producer? Where is this budget? 487 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,984 I'm my fucking line producer, trust-fund baby. 488 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,682 - And it's right here. - Your own stationery? 489 00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:01,250 Now I'm gonna go dump... you let me know. 490 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:05,161 But let me say this: making a movie is like going to war. 491 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:08,189 And as we've all learned, you don't go to war 492 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,599 underprepared and underfinanced. 493 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:16,796 Oh, and I want final cut and that's not negotiable. 494 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,402 Forget this. No no, it's my fucking money. Forget it! 495 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,433 Will you calm down? 496 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,071 - Ari! - What do you want me to do? 497 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,309 - Get rid of this guy. - We're not getting rid of him. 498 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,715 - Vince, the guy is a loose cannon. - He is our guy, Nicky. 499 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,947 Nicky, we've worked with him, all right? 500 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:31,615 I hate him as much as you do, but this guy is magic on the set. 501 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,852 He is going to make a brilliant movie, I know it. 502 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:36,622 And it's gonna be your brilliant movie, not your father's. 503 00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:39,290 Yeah. 504 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:43,926 Oh, fuck it. 505 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,493 Fine. 506 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,505 What's $5 million? 507 00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,302 Right? 508 00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:52,003 That is a lot of fucking zeroes. 509 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:55,104 All right, I got to go to Genghis Cohen... my girl's singing there. 510 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,615 - I'm gonna need this... - All right. 511 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,810 ...you'll need this. Have fun. 512 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:07,681 - Did he sign it? - Yeah. 513 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:09,421 30 million. 514 00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:10,985 Made out to cash? 515 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:13,827 Give me that check, Ari. 516 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:16,732 - Did this just fucking happen? - It just... it fucking happened. 517 00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:17,757 Sake bombs. 518 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,668 Sake bombs. 519 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,539 Bogota, baby. 520 00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:26,442 What? 521 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,139 I can't believe you pulled this off. 522 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,670 We pulled it off. 523 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:32,343 Come on. You found the script, you picked the director, 524 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,045 you convinced the financiers. 525 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:35,917 So you think I can produce? 526 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:38,946 I think you just did. And, E, I think you don't have to go to Colombia 527 00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:41,254 - if you don't want to. - What are you talking about? 528 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,228 If you want to stay back with Sloan, stay and find the next project. 529 00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:46,856 This is the one we've been waiting for, the one that's gonna 530 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:48,525 set us up for the rest of our lives. 531 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,694 - I want to see it through to the end. - And Sloan? 532 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:54,035 - She's gonna have to wait. - What if she doesn't? 533 00:22:57,909 --> 00:22:59,934 Hey, girls, we're home. 534 00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:01,707 Your brother's a mess. 535 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,339 What's your problem? 536 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,748 It's deja vu all over again, bro. 537 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:07,274 I overextended myself. 538 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:10,413 If it doesn't work, I'm back out on the streets. 539 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:13,618 Come here. Come on, come out here. 540 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:16,525 Look out at those lights. 541 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,222 This is our city. 542 00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:19,787 Come on, it's all gonna work out. 543 00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:21,958 The universe always had a plan. 544 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,936 I don't believe in any of that cosmic karmic bullshit, 545 00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,666 so what if it doesn't? 546 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:30,106 If it doesn't, you can always move back in with Vince. 547 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:33,134 Please, baby brother's broker than me. 548 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,339 That's a tongue twister. 549 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,813 "Baby brother's broker than me. 550 00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:39,009 Baby brother's broker than me". No, it's not. 551 00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:41,814 Come here, Turtle. 552 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,225 - Tell them. - You want me to tell them? 553 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,750 Tell them. 554 00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:52,958 We got the money... we're making "Medellin". 555 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,592 - For real this time? - For real. 556 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,829 Sweet! 557 00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:00,429 Vinny Chase is back, baby! 558 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:02,030 Hey, this calls for toasts. 559 00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:03,597 Turtle, go get some bubbly. 560 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:04,836 On the hop, let's go. 561 00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:06,605 Look at this... Walsh. 562 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:08,078 Uh-oh. 563 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,047 What's going on, Billy? You getting amped? 564 00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:11,844 The ideas are flowing, suit. 565 00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:15,216 Genius plan number one: I'm shooting the whole thing in Spanish. 566 00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:17,813 Billy... 567 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:20,825 I'm not sure that's such a good idea. 568 00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:23,987 Oh well, good thing I don't give a fuck what you or anyone else thinks. 569 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:27,226 Got to love final cut. 570 00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:29,130 That's sweet. 571 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,828 What's up? 572 00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:34,032 He said he wants to shoot the whole thing in Spanish. 573 00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:35,699 Huh. 574 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:37,469 It could work. 575 00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:39,272 To "Medellin," baby. 576 00:24:40,712 --> 00:24:43,442 To Medellin, to friendship 577 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,451 ...and to tons of Colombian pussy! 578 00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:52,917 To "Medellin"!