1 00:01:26,763 --> 00:01:28,556 - Hello? - Hello. 2 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,141 - Good morning, boys, it's Lloyd. - Morning, Lloyd. 3 00:01:31,226 --> 00:01:32,870 Lloyd, listen. I don't think Vince is up yet, 4 00:01:32,894 --> 00:01:33,913 but we're still on for Ari, right? 5 00:01:33,937 --> 00:01:35,520 Absolutely, he'll meet you at noon. 6 00:01:35,604 --> 00:01:37,916 And sorry to bother you, E, but I'm actually calling for Johnny. 7 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:39,732 Oh, okay. 8 00:01:39,817 --> 00:01:41,461 It looks like you're gonna have to get used 9 00:01:41,485 --> 00:01:43,245 to two superstars living in the house now, E. 10 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,280 Yeah. All right, later. 11 00:01:45,364 --> 00:01:48,198 - What's up, Lloyd? - All good things, Johnny. 12 00:01:48,283 --> 00:01:51,285 Brett Ratner saw your new TV show and he wants 13 00:01:51,369 --> 00:01:53,412 to offer you a part in his new movie. 14 00:01:53,496 --> 00:01:56,081 An offer? No audition? You're kidding. 15 00:01:56,165 --> 00:01:57,833 I'm not kidding! Sound good? 16 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:00,502 Sounds amazing. Thanks, Lloyd. 17 00:02:05,132 --> 00:02:08,009 "Rush Hour 3," huh, Johnny? That is sweet. 18 00:02:08,093 --> 00:02:11,304 Yeah, could be. Brett wants me to come up to Casa del Ratner 19 00:02:11,388 --> 00:02:14,347 - to discuss the role. - Nice, Drama. What is it? 20 00:02:14,432 --> 00:02:16,352 I don't know, but I'm gonna tell him straight up, 21 00:02:16,392 --> 00:02:18,810 it better be something I can sink my teeth into 22 00:02:18,895 --> 00:02:21,563 'cause Johnny Drama don't shine shoes no more. 23 00:02:21,647 --> 00:02:23,899 Oh, someone's getting a little cocky. 24 00:02:23,983 --> 00:02:25,984 No cockiness here, Turtle, 25 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:28,819 just the confidence that gainful employment can give a man. 26 00:02:28,904 --> 00:02:30,965 Amazing Turtle's been able to stay confident this long 27 00:02:30,989 --> 00:02:32,489 without a job, huh? 28 00:02:32,574 --> 00:02:35,136 Ha-ha, I knew my life would suck if Drama got a career before I did. 29 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,763 Maybe your life wouldn't suck so much if you called that girl Kelly. 30 00:02:37,787 --> 00:02:39,639 I did call her. What are you talking about, Vince? 31 00:02:39,663 --> 00:02:41,998 I'm seeing her today. She's got the house all to herself. 32 00:02:42,082 --> 00:02:43,416 And you didn't tell us? 33 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,061 What, are you trying to play it cool, Turtle? 34 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:47,837 Well, unlike him, I don't like to brag about my accomplishments. 35 00:02:47,922 --> 00:02:50,381 You know what? Speaking of which, Johnny, 36 00:02:50,466 --> 00:02:53,216 you may not wanna do too much bragging at your day job. 37 00:02:53,301 --> 00:02:55,510 People tend to get jealous. 38 00:02:55,595 --> 00:02:59,056 Good tip, bro. TV people are so bitter. 39 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:01,224 - I'm out! - Hey, congrats! 40 00:03:01,351 --> 00:03:04,102 Okay, so now everyone has so much excitement, what are we gonna do? 41 00:03:04,186 --> 00:03:06,497 Ari's got a money guy who says he's dying to fund "Medellin." 42 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:08,022 - Do you believe him? - Do I ever? 43 00:03:14,529 --> 00:03:16,489 So what, this guy's a prince, Ari? 44 00:03:16,573 --> 00:03:18,782 A prince, an arms dealer, a coke dealer, who knows? 45 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,742 What I do know is that 60 million to him 46 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,619 is like lunch at the Ivy to you and me. 47 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,371 That's me and Vince, not you and me, E. 48 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,456 - Jesus. - It's impressive, huh? 49 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,625 Is that the Mrs. Prince? 50 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,210 Nika Marx... ex-Ukrainian soap star. 51 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,545 I think she's the brains of the operation. 52 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,214 Ari! Ari! 53 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,425 Nika, how are you? 54 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,510 How do I look? 55 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:41,720 You know Vinny Chase? My boy. 56 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,304 - Hello, Vince. - Hello. 57 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,556 - Big fan. - Thank you. It's very nice to meet you. 58 00:03:45,641 --> 00:03:47,308 - My wife Nika. - Big fan as well. 59 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,560 Thanks. 60 00:03:49,645 --> 00:03:51,229 Oh, Vinny's manager, Eric Murphy. 61 00:03:51,313 --> 00:03:53,147 - Eric Murphy. - Mm? 62 00:03:54,441 --> 00:03:57,317 You have very tiny hands. 63 00:03:57,485 --> 00:04:00,570 Come come, I prepared a feast on the veranda, huh? 64 00:04:05,618 --> 00:04:07,494 Just imagine the one sheet... 65 00:04:07,577 --> 00:04:10,663 my face sandwiched between Tucker and Chan. 66 00:04:10,747 --> 00:04:12,999 Like Joe Pesci in "Lethal 3"? 67 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:14,750 Only a whole lot prettier. 68 00:04:16,086 --> 00:04:18,212 Damn, that is so cool, Drama. 69 00:04:18,505 --> 00:04:21,065 You know, "Rush Hour" was the first Jackie Chan movie I ever saw. 70 00:04:21,132 --> 00:04:22,549 Since then I've seen them all. 71 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:25,176 And Chris Tucker? Man, I would kill to be in that movie. 72 00:04:25,261 --> 00:04:29,556 Yeah, who wouldn't, bro? I waited a long time for an op like this. 73 00:04:29,932 --> 00:04:33,350 Take it from me, Tommy... you pay your dues, keep the faith, 74 00:04:33,435 --> 00:04:35,352 maybe your day will come also. 75 00:04:35,437 --> 00:04:37,354 You think? 76 00:04:37,439 --> 00:04:41,608 Who knows? The truth is this business is a fucking crap shoot. 77 00:04:41,693 --> 00:04:45,070 Hey, everybody, got some bad news... network brass is running late. 78 00:04:45,155 --> 00:04:47,238 - How late? - It could be a few hours. 79 00:04:47,364 --> 00:04:49,615 But, JJ, I've got my thing. 80 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:51,909 - What thing? - You know, my thing. 81 00:04:51,994 --> 00:04:55,538 Oh, right, you've got your big fuck-my-TV-show-I've-got-a-movie-offer- 82 00:04:55,622 --> 00:04:57,749 I-gotta-sit-down-with-the-hotshot- director thing. 83 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:59,583 Too bad you gotta miss it. 84 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,293 James! 85 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,757 Aw, just kidding! 86 00:05:06,883 --> 00:05:09,176 Hey, we're all thrilled for you, Drama. Congrats. 87 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,052 Oh, you didn't have to do that. 88 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,846 Don't get too cozy with your new friends, we've got a night shoot. 89 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,389 Don't worry, JJ. I'll be there. 90 00:05:15,474 --> 00:05:17,641 I'm not gonna pull a Clooney... 91 00:05:17,934 --> 00:05:19,810 not yet. 92 00:05:31,405 --> 00:05:33,364 - Hey. - Hi. 93 00:05:33,449 --> 00:05:36,450 - So uh, nobody's home? - Nope. 94 00:05:36,534 --> 00:05:39,870 Oh, shit. 95 00:05:41,748 --> 00:05:44,166 I thought you guys were going to the Aquarium. 96 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:47,586 We got kicked out, baby. Your brothers threw a snow cone at a sea otter. 97 00:05:47,837 --> 00:05:50,755 - Who's the white boy, Kelly? - Yeah, Kelly? 98 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:52,548 Who's the white boy? 99 00:05:52,633 --> 00:05:54,967 Shut the hell up and get in the house. 100 00:05:55,052 --> 00:05:57,762 You're in enough trouble already. 101 00:06:00,015 --> 00:06:01,599 What's going on here? 102 00:06:01,683 --> 00:06:03,850 - Nothing. - We were just gonna hang out. 103 00:06:04,227 --> 00:06:06,978 - Yeah? - Yeah. 104 00:06:07,814 --> 00:06:09,481 So let's hang out. 105 00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:13,443 What do you think of Sylvester Stallone 106 00:06:13,528 --> 00:06:14,944 as Pablo Escobar's father, huh? 107 00:06:16,113 --> 00:06:18,614 Why are you laughing? What do you guys think, huh? 108 00:06:18,698 --> 00:06:21,575 If he survives "Rocky 6" without brain damage, 109 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:22,868 it's something to consider. 110 00:06:22,953 --> 00:06:25,037 Sylvester Stallone just doesn't feel right, Yair. 111 00:06:25,122 --> 00:06:27,789 - But he sells foreign. - And if he does it shirtless, 112 00:06:27,873 --> 00:06:31,126 just imagine how many women will come to see this movie. 113 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:33,211 She's making fun of me. 114 00:06:33,295 --> 00:06:34,731 Hey, but did Ari explain to you how I make my money? 115 00:06:34,755 --> 00:06:35,797 Oh, no. 116 00:06:35,881 --> 00:06:37,006 May I please speak? 117 00:06:37,091 --> 00:06:38,466 Hmm. 118 00:06:38,551 --> 00:06:41,510 I make my money abroad, the States are just a bonus for me. 119 00:06:41,594 --> 00:06:43,720 And you... you may laugh at Sly Stallone, 120 00:06:43,805 --> 00:06:45,806 but in France he makes me $5 million. 121 00:06:45,890 --> 00:06:48,600 - How much does Vince make you? - Not much. 122 00:06:49,018 --> 00:06:51,645 Yeah. Hey, unless you are in your Aquaman suit, Vince... 123 00:06:51,729 --> 00:06:53,020 you know, flippity floppity... 124 00:06:53,105 --> 00:06:54,916 the rest of the world does not really know who you are. 125 00:06:54,940 --> 00:06:56,858 - The world will know soon enough. - They will, 126 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:59,527 - if we make this movie right. - We wanna make it right. 127 00:06:59,903 --> 00:07:02,405 Boom, let's call the lawyers and get the ink flowing. 128 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:05,199 Hey hey, settle down, Ari. 129 00:07:05,408 --> 00:07:07,868 Now, do you understand my position? 130 00:07:07,952 --> 00:07:10,787 Yes, I do, but just so you understand ours, 131 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,332 we bought this project so we can make it the way we see it. 132 00:07:16,085 --> 00:07:17,669 So you're saying no to Stallone, huh? 133 00:07:17,753 --> 00:07:20,504 No no, he's not saying no. Vinny, he... you know, we're just talking. 134 00:07:20,589 --> 00:07:23,048 Actually, I am saying no, Ari... 135 00:07:23,216 --> 00:07:25,092 respectfully, of course. 136 00:07:27,804 --> 00:07:30,306 I love your commitment to your vision, Vincent, 137 00:07:30,390 --> 00:07:32,724 and I say no to my husband quite often. 138 00:07:33,058 --> 00:07:34,767 We will find a way to make this movie 139 00:07:34,852 --> 00:07:37,687 - and we will make it right. - We shall see, huh? 140 00:07:38,105 --> 00:07:40,398 Until then, cheers, huh? 141 00:07:40,482 --> 00:07:42,525 - Perfect. Salud, l'chaim! - Salud. 142 00:07:42,610 --> 00:07:43,859 Prost. 143 00:08:00,751 --> 00:08:02,376 Hello, ladies... Johnny Chase, 144 00:08:02,461 --> 00:08:04,462 official cast member, "Rush Hour 3." 145 00:08:04,546 --> 00:08:06,255 Nice. 146 00:08:13,638 --> 00:08:17,224 Oh, Brett, I can get used to this. 147 00:08:17,308 --> 00:08:20,101 Hi, I'm Mr. Ratner's assistant. Can I help you? 148 00:08:20,186 --> 00:08:22,269 Johnny Chase, here to see Brett. 149 00:08:22,354 --> 00:08:24,271 Yes, Mr. Chase from "The Five Towns." 150 00:08:24,356 --> 00:08:26,774 Brett's excited to meet you. He's finishing a photo shoot. 151 00:08:26,858 --> 00:08:28,692 Let me tell him you're here, okay? Hey, Lana? 152 00:08:28,777 --> 00:08:30,546 - Yeah? - Please give Mr. Chase a neck massage 153 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:32,446 - and get him a drink. - Sure. 154 00:08:32,614 --> 00:08:35,114 Tell Brett Johnny Chase has arrived. 155 00:08:35,324 --> 00:08:37,533 In more ways than one. 156 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:40,538 Marissa, you have the best ass in the world. Stick it out a little, great. 157 00:08:40,579 --> 00:08:42,914 Excellent. Ooh, put your leg up on the motorcycle. 158 00:08:43,165 --> 00:08:44,832 - Brett. - Love it. I got it. 159 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:47,125 - Johnny Chase is here. - Where is he? Do me a favor. 160 00:08:47,210 --> 00:08:49,396 Why are there Krispy Kreme doughnuts here? I don't understand. 161 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:51,315 These are supermodels, not teamsters. Where is he? 162 00:08:51,339 --> 00:08:52,942 He's the guy right there, getting a drink. 163 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,758 - That's not him. - It isn't? 164 00:08:55,176 --> 00:08:57,344 Are you a fucking idiot? That's not him. 165 00:08:57,428 --> 00:08:58,887 Give me the camera. 166 00:09:01,473 --> 00:09:02,932 Good one, Lindsey. 167 00:09:03,016 --> 00:09:05,726 Very funny. Open up. 168 00:09:06,019 --> 00:09:07,186 I knew you were lying. 169 00:09:07,271 --> 00:09:08,706 Yeah. "We're just friends." Yeah, right. 170 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:10,410 You're just using us to suck up to our mom. 171 00:09:10,732 --> 00:09:11,732 What? 172 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:14,109 Yeah, you're just a dirty, horny sex man 173 00:09:14,193 --> 00:09:16,903 - like all the others. - Nasty man. 174 00:09:17,196 --> 00:09:21,449 Okay, he's out. You kids got yourselves an hour or so. 175 00:09:21,534 --> 00:09:23,702 - Go have some fun. - You sure? 176 00:09:23,953 --> 00:09:25,619 Should I not be? 177 00:09:25,704 --> 00:09:28,497 Come on, Turtle, before you put your foot in your mouth. 178 00:09:28,623 --> 00:09:31,792 - Thank you so much. - Mm-hmm. 179 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:34,128 A simple thank you is all I'm looking for... 180 00:09:34,212 --> 00:09:37,214 Russian, Hebrew, Farsi, I don't care. Anything'll suffice. 181 00:09:37,299 --> 00:09:39,025 Thank you for what, Ari? He said he'd think about it. 182 00:09:39,049 --> 00:09:41,861 That just meant he's not gonna let his wife make him look like a little bitch. 183 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:44,178 - He's in, trust me. - What do you think, Vin? 184 00:09:44,763 --> 00:09:46,723 I think the wife freaked me out. 185 00:09:46,807 --> 00:09:51,059 - Yeah. She was a little cold, no? - A little warm actually. 186 00:09:51,352 --> 00:09:52,978 What do you mean, Vinny? 187 00:09:53,062 --> 00:09:54,790 Did you not see the way she was looking at me? 188 00:09:54,814 --> 00:09:56,606 Looking at you? She was wearing sunglasses. 189 00:09:56,691 --> 00:09:59,359 Still looking. Believe me... it was very uncomfortable. 190 00:09:59,485 --> 00:10:02,321 - He thinks everyone wants to fuck him. - Everyone does, no? 191 00:10:02,405 --> 00:10:03,965 Although I don't know what you're talking about. 192 00:10:03,989 --> 00:10:05,072 Me either. 193 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,826 Hey, nobody would be happier than me if you two were right... trust me. 194 00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:11,790 I don't understand, Lloyd. It's like you're speaking in a foreign tongue. 195 00:10:12,205 --> 00:10:14,999 They misread the credits, Johnny. It was a simple mistake. 196 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:17,083 - These things happen. - Not to me, not anymore. 197 00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:20,003 - I'm on a hit TV show now. - Johnny, don't get crazy. 198 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,047 They said the part is for a 17-year-old. 199 00:10:22,131 --> 00:10:24,412 They meant to offer it to your little brother on the show. 200 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:28,594 Tommy? Tommy's gonna be in "Rush Hour 3" and I'm not? 201 00:10:28,678 --> 00:10:31,513 - Jesus Christ. - Be happy for him, Drama... karma. 202 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:34,016 - Fuck karma, I don't need karma. - What do you need, Johnny? 203 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,435 I need to be in "Rush Hour 3." 204 00:10:39,564 --> 00:10:42,190 Okay, sweetie, I'm ready to press on. 205 00:10:45,361 --> 00:10:47,862 - Uh, excuse me, Mr. Chase. - Yes? 206 00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:50,365 - Was that your agent? - It was. 207 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,241 He told you about the mistake? 208 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,534 - He did. - So... 209 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:56,745 uh, why... why are you still here? 210 00:10:56,954 --> 00:10:59,081 Because I didn't make the mistake. 211 00:10:59,207 --> 00:11:01,124 No, Mr. Chase, you didn't. I did. 212 00:11:01,209 --> 00:11:02,918 I screwed up and misread the credits. 213 00:11:03,002 --> 00:11:05,796 I'm... I'm terribly sorry. 214 00:11:06,172 --> 00:11:09,215 Well, sorry ain't gonna cut it, pal. 215 00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:11,884 Let me tell you something my father told me... 216 00:11:11,968 --> 00:11:14,095 "The best thing to do with mistakes 217 00:11:14,262 --> 00:11:15,930 is to not make them." 218 00:11:16,014 --> 00:11:18,182 But since you did, the least you can is fix it. 219 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,517 Ho... how would you like me to fix it? 220 00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:22,621 - Find me a part in "Rush Hour 3." - Mr. Chase, I... 221 00:11:22,645 --> 00:11:25,438 You can tell Brett or whoever your skipper is 222 00:11:25,523 --> 00:11:27,399 that I'm not leaving here until you do. 223 00:11:29,193 --> 00:11:31,194 Okay. 224 00:11:40,161 --> 00:11:42,329 Check, please. Thank you. 225 00:11:42,497 --> 00:11:45,540 - Turtle, I'm still eating. - It's been an hour already. 226 00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:47,458 Please stop worrying about my dad. 227 00:11:47,543 --> 00:11:49,919 His bark is worse than his bite, trust me. 228 00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:51,731 Besides, he'd only really be mad if he thought 229 00:11:51,755 --> 00:11:53,798 you were trying to get into his little girl's pants. 230 00:11:53,966 --> 00:11:56,175 And that's not what you're trying to do, right? 231 00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:59,177 Of course not, you're wearing a skirt. 232 00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:02,222 Just so you know, it's gonna take a long time 233 00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,224 to get into whatever I'm wearing. 234 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,017 You have to earn it. 235 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:08,478 How? 236 00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:11,355 You can start by taking off your hat. 237 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,238 Wow, I must really like you. 238 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,116 You have hat head. 239 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,536 - That's great. - No, it's cute. 240 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,540 - Really? - Really. 241 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,313 This is just like when you thought Mrs. Rodrigo wanted 242 00:12:36,337 --> 00:12:38,618 - to fuck you in 10th grade. - Yes, it's exactly like that 243 00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:41,425 - because you thought she didn't. - Did you fuck Mrs. Rodrigo? 244 00:12:41,509 --> 00:12:43,844 Hand jobs in the Spanish lab every Tuesday. 245 00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:45,512 You never told me that. 246 00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:48,055 I'm very quiet about these things. 247 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:50,433 - What, are you jealous? - A little... she was hot. 248 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:53,352 Still is... she calls me every once in a while for phone sex. 249 00:12:55,898 --> 00:12:58,816 Oh, look at this... Nika Marx calling my cell phone and not yours. 250 00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:00,401 She doesn't have my number. 251 00:13:00,568 --> 00:13:02,296 What are you talking about? I saw you give it to her. 252 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,613 No, I gave her the one-digit-off move. 253 00:13:04,697 --> 00:13:05,864 Oh, that's a girl move. 254 00:13:05,948 --> 00:13:08,366 It's the whoever's-being- treated-like-meat move. 255 00:13:08,451 --> 00:13:10,035 - Hello. - Eric, it's Nika. 256 00:13:10,119 --> 00:13:11,828 - Hey, how are you? - Is Vince there? 257 00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:14,747 I have some excellent news and I'd like to tell it to him personally. 258 00:13:14,831 --> 00:13:16,457 Sure, hold on. 259 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,209 She wants to talk to you. 260 00:13:18,293 --> 00:13:20,753 She's got excellent news. 261 00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:23,297 Take it. 262 00:13:23,757 --> 00:13:25,007 Hello, Nika, how are you? 263 00:13:25,091 --> 00:13:26,891 I apologize for calling your partner, Vincent, 264 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:29,427 but I somehow took your number down incorrectly. 265 00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:31,888 No worries... I never answer my phone, anyway. 266 00:13:32,056 --> 00:13:33,848 We want to make this movie, Vincent. 267 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:35,683 Fantastic. 268 00:13:35,768 --> 00:13:37,018 Mmm, does that excite you? 269 00:13:37,102 --> 00:13:39,895 Yes, it does, very much so. They're in. 270 00:13:39,979 --> 00:13:42,689 I just have one small concern... creatively. I'd like you to meet me 271 00:13:42,774 --> 00:13:45,192 at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in an hour and we'll discuss. 272 00:13:45,276 --> 00:13:47,027 - Is this okay? - Sure. 273 00:13:47,362 --> 00:13:50,697 - Oh, one more thing, Vincent... - Yes, Nika? 274 00:13:52,074 --> 00:13:53,866 Come alone. 275 00:13:53,951 --> 00:13:55,451 Ciao. 276 00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:01,332 Don't look now, honey, but you're about to get gammoned. 277 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,459 Bring it on, TV star. 278 00:14:03,627 --> 00:14:05,210 Ooh, low blow. 279 00:14:05,294 --> 00:14:07,879 But not a TV star after today... hopefully. 280 00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,691 Uh, Johnny, can I have a word with you a sec? 281 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,968 Oh, hey, Brett. Uh, excuse me, ladies. The big guy needs a word. 282 00:14:13,844 --> 00:14:16,012 Brett, there was an extra suit in the pool house. 283 00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:18,681 - I hope you don't mind. - My assistant said you won't leave. 284 00:14:19,849 --> 00:14:22,017 Why would I wanna leave a paradise like this? 285 00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:24,937 Such a beautiful home you have... and so tastefully done, Brett. 286 00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,897 Really, a class look you've got going here. 287 00:14:26,982 --> 00:14:30,358 What's wrong with you? Are you retarded or something? 288 00:14:30,484 --> 00:14:32,068 Just following in your footsteps, Brett. 289 00:14:32,152 --> 00:14:34,862 - My footsteps? - Yup. 290 00:14:34,989 --> 00:14:37,031 You talked your way into NYU film school 291 00:14:37,157 --> 00:14:38,741 at 16 with a C average, 292 00:14:38,826 --> 00:14:40,743 you got Spielberg to give you cash 293 00:14:40,828 --> 00:14:42,661 to direct your first student film. 294 00:14:42,912 --> 00:14:46,331 You're a man who won't take no for an answer. 295 00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:48,834 You know what, Brett? Neither will I. 296 00:14:50,253 --> 00:14:53,380 - Scott. - You want me to call the cops? 297 00:14:53,506 --> 00:14:55,131 Dry him off, bring him up to the house. 298 00:14:55,591 --> 00:14:56,966 And no wet feet. 299 00:15:00,846 --> 00:15:03,055 Scott, you wanna get me a towel? 300 00:15:03,515 --> 00:15:05,349 Why are you walking so fast? 301 00:15:05,434 --> 00:15:07,268 Come on, you look like an athlete... keep up. 302 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:10,414 You really wanna get me home fast, it's not the walk to the car that matters, 303 00:15:10,438 --> 00:15:12,272 - it's the drive home. - What does that mean? 304 00:15:12,565 --> 00:15:14,983 - Means you drive slow. - Oh yeah, right. 305 00:15:15,192 --> 00:15:17,360 Give me the keys. 306 00:15:18,487 --> 00:15:19,696 All right. 307 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,238 Let's see what you got, hotshot. 308 00:15:21,323 --> 00:15:23,324 Thank you. 309 00:15:30,582 --> 00:15:32,291 You're out of your mind. 310 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,791 I haven't even opened her up yet. 311 00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:35,251 You're doing 106. 312 00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:37,587 - You nervous? - No. 313 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,173 - 110. - All right, maybe a little. 314 00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:46,322 I don't know why you want me to go with you. 315 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,282 Even if she does wanna fuck you, it's a hotel bar. 316 00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:51,224 - What could she possibly do? - Convince me. 317 00:15:51,309 --> 00:15:53,149 You know I have a thing for Eastern-bloc women. 318 00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:55,039 Yeah. Just pretend like you didn't understand her. 319 00:15:55,063 --> 00:15:58,230 - I'll tell her the phone cut out. - There she is. 320 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,154 Hey, Nika. 321 00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:07,073 How are you? 322 00:16:07,491 --> 00:16:09,033 What is the meaning of this? 323 00:16:09,117 --> 00:16:11,701 - Uh, what's that? - I asked you to come alone. 324 00:16:11,994 --> 00:16:14,329 - Oh... - So why you bring the little man? 325 00:16:14,413 --> 00:16:16,206 Well... 326 00:16:16,332 --> 00:16:18,644 it's a creative meeting, and as a producer, I just thought I should... 327 00:16:18,668 --> 00:16:21,419 Creative meeting is something I do alone with my actors. 328 00:16:21,671 --> 00:16:23,856 It gives me a chance to speak with them free of distractions 329 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,756 of producers who may have their own agenda. 330 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,068 We're all on the same page here, Nika. 331 00:16:27,092 --> 00:16:29,009 We will be on the same page when you leave. 332 00:16:29,094 --> 00:16:30,969 You can pick Vince up in two hours. 333 00:16:31,054 --> 00:16:33,389 That should be plenty of time. 334 00:16:33,473 --> 00:16:35,641 I-I'd really like to stay. I won't say anything. 335 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:39,227 - Could be like a babysitter. - Why do we need a babysitter? 336 00:16:39,478 --> 00:16:41,979 You know, just to make sure everything stays appropriate. 337 00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:46,818 What is it you thought was going to happen here, Vincent? 338 00:16:47,778 --> 00:16:49,027 Nothing, I just... 339 00:16:49,112 --> 00:16:51,113 - Nothing. Nika... - I'm talking to Vincent. 340 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,198 As far as I am concerned, you're not even here. 341 00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:55,742 You think I was trying to seduce you. 342 00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:58,495 Is this why you bring your little chaperone... for protection? 343 00:16:58,579 --> 00:17:00,956 Because you assume I want to fuck? 344 00:17:01,832 --> 00:17:03,624 You Americans are such conceited, 345 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:06,460 self-absorbed pigs. 346 00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:08,796 You have made a terrible mistake. 347 00:17:13,635 --> 00:17:16,219 Maybe she didn't wanna fuck. 348 00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:20,724 I told everyone I work with and everyone in my family 349 00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:23,248 that I'm doing this movie. Now what am I supposed to tell them 350 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,788 when they see the kid brother from my show 351 00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:26,479 dropping "F" bombs with Chris Tucker? 352 00:17:26,731 --> 00:17:29,291 I feel for you, I do, but I've got nothing in this movie for you. 353 00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:31,275 The only parts I got are French. 354 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,153 Je parle français. I speak it, Brett. 355 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,155 - John... - I'll do it for free! 356 00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:37,448 - Johnny... - I'll pay you. 357 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,158 - Jesus Christ. - All right, seriously. 358 00:17:40,242 --> 00:17:41,576 What if I fly myself out, 359 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,661 put myself up, you give me a little something; 360 00:17:43,746 --> 00:17:46,497 if I don't deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. 361 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,250 As long as I'm on the call sheet and listed on IMDB, 362 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,127 - we're all good. - You're telling me 363 00:17:51,211 --> 00:17:52,479 you're gonna spend 20 grand to go to Paris 364 00:17:52,503 --> 00:17:54,023 for a part that I might end up cutting? 365 00:17:55,339 --> 00:17:58,759 Such is my passion for movies. 366 00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:02,637 Congrats. You can play the bus driver on the Champs-Élysées. 367 00:18:02,722 --> 00:18:05,806 Yes! Ici venez, frère! 368 00:18:05,891 --> 00:18:08,517 That's French for "Come here, bro." 369 00:18:08,643 --> 00:18:11,020 All right, all right. You good? 370 00:18:11,271 --> 00:18:12,980 - Oh, yeah. - You'll leave? 371 00:18:13,064 --> 00:18:15,107 Yeah, I'll leave. 372 00:18:15,192 --> 00:18:17,651 Actually, I need you to let me do one more thing. 373 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:20,278 What the fuck did you guys do? 374 00:18:20,362 --> 00:18:22,614 - Nothing, really. - We just showed up at the bar 375 00:18:22,698 --> 00:18:25,283 and she inferred a lot from that without any help from us. 376 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:27,786 Was she right? Was her inference right? 377 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:29,704 She can't prove that. 378 00:18:29,872 --> 00:18:32,456 Yair Marx is not a guy you want angry with you. 379 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:35,417 - Yair Marx is on the phone. - Jesus Christ. 380 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:39,630 Yair, we making a movie or not? 381 00:18:39,714 --> 00:18:42,257 You heard about Vincent and Nika's creative meeting? 382 00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:44,467 Oh, no, not yet. I just got out of a meeting myself 383 00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,552 and I just jumped in to take your call. 384 00:18:47,179 --> 00:18:49,764 It went very well. We want to make this movie. 385 00:18:49,848 --> 00:18:51,534 We want to have you all to the house tonight 386 00:18:51,558 --> 00:18:53,559 for a check-signing dinner celebration. 387 00:18:53,644 --> 00:18:57,270 - Sounds great. - 8:00 p.m., Ari. Ciao. 388 00:18:58,856 --> 00:19:00,774 That was an odd turn. 389 00:19:00,942 --> 00:19:02,317 Do you think he's setting us up? 390 00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:04,486 For what? What do you think, the guy's a killer? 391 00:19:04,987 --> 00:19:06,321 He's not a killer, is he, Ari? 392 00:19:06,405 --> 00:19:08,383 I don't know what he is, Vince. He could be Mossad, 393 00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:10,574 he could be Hezbollah... neither would surprise me. 394 00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:12,970 Fuck him then. We don't need to get involved with a guy like that. 395 00:19:12,994 --> 00:19:15,412 Oh, E, yes we do. We just sold the house. 396 00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:16,940 We don't even have a place to live. 397 00:19:17,165 --> 00:19:20,167 We need somebody to pay for this movie and this guy's gonna do it... 398 00:19:20,252 --> 00:19:21,835 trust me! 399 00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:28,049 So what else do I gotta do? 400 00:19:28,259 --> 00:19:31,177 Well, you'd have to tell me your real name. 401 00:19:32,596 --> 00:19:34,888 What? Do you think I'd have sex with someone 402 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,139 saying, "Oh, Turtle"? 403 00:19:39,435 --> 00:19:42,896 Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car! 404 00:19:43,022 --> 00:19:45,357 What are you talking about jerking off? We're just kissing! 405 00:19:45,441 --> 00:19:47,024 And what does he mean by "another" one? 406 00:19:47,192 --> 00:19:48,943 - I'd better go. - Turtle! 407 00:19:49,403 --> 00:19:51,445 Yeah, me too! 408 00:19:52,865 --> 00:19:54,866 I'll call you. 409 00:19:58,328 --> 00:19:59,953 - Oh, there he is. - Hey. 410 00:20:00,079 --> 00:20:02,455 - The movie star. - How'd it go, Johnny? 411 00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:06,459 How do you think it went? I went, I saw, 412 00:20:06,544 --> 00:20:08,503 - I conquered. - Nice. 413 00:20:08,588 --> 00:20:12,631 Eh, so nice in fact, I had time to look out for one of our own. 414 00:20:12,883 --> 00:20:15,217 Hey, Tommy, can I talk to you for a second? 415 00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:19,597 - I dropped your name to Brett. - Really? 416 00:20:19,681 --> 00:20:21,932 Yeah, and Chris and Jackie too. 417 00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:23,938 Anyway, you might wanna keep your cell phone on, 418 00:20:23,977 --> 00:20:26,269 'cause we might be traveling to Paris together. 419 00:20:26,437 --> 00:20:30,023 Holy shit! Are you serious? 420 00:20:30,107 --> 00:20:31,983 Oh, I don't... I don't even know what to say. 421 00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:33,693 I do. 422 00:20:33,777 --> 00:20:36,905 Say if you get it, the plane tickets are on you. 423 00:20:37,031 --> 00:20:39,156 Absolutely. 424 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,908 I owe you, Drama. 425 00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:43,327 You do indeed, Tommy. 426 00:20:44,662 --> 00:20:46,788 My chef is the best in the world. 427 00:20:46,873 --> 00:20:48,540 You know, I stole him from Le Cirque. 428 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:51,425 You tell anyone, Yair, or is there still an amber alert out on the guy? 429 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:54,253 - Yes, cute, Ari. - Offer the dessert, already. 430 00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:56,297 William! Voilà, bring the dessert, huh? 431 00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,550 No no no no. No dessert for me. I'm full. 432 00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:01,075 Yeah, me too, I'm completely stuffed. 433 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:03,470 Yeah, you don't get this figure by eating desserts. 434 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,555 You gentlemen will want this, huh? 435 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,770 Wow. 436 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,021 Rich. 437 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,481 Help yourself, Vincent. 438 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,859 - "Medellin," huh? - "Medellin"! 439 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,504 - "Medellin," yeah! - All right. Cheers. 440 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,156 Thank you so much, really. 441 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,659 Thank you, Nika. 442 00:21:26,993 --> 00:21:28,868 I'll be upstairs. 443 00:21:32,081 --> 00:21:34,540 She hasn't been feeling well, huh? 444 00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,960 Come, let us take our drinks out in the garden, huh? 445 00:21:37,044 --> 00:21:41,004 The view is spectacular, huh? 446 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,801 Eh, hang back with me for a moment, Vince. 447 00:21:45,885 --> 00:21:48,095 - I'd like to speak with you. - Sure. What's up? 448 00:21:49,222 --> 00:21:51,264 You are excited to make this movie, yes? 449 00:21:51,349 --> 00:21:54,266 I can't tell you how appreciative I am. 450 00:21:54,476 --> 00:21:57,311 Listen. I know what happened today... 451 00:21:57,396 --> 00:22:00,189 - with my wife. - You know? 452 00:22:00,315 --> 00:22:02,024 Mmm. 453 00:22:02,109 --> 00:22:05,194 - I feel terrible. - Hey hey, imagine how terrible I felt 454 00:22:05,278 --> 00:22:08,113 to see this beautiful woman come home heartbroken and in tears. 455 00:22:08,322 --> 00:22:11,324 You know, in 1990, she was voted Eastern Europe's most beautiful... 456 00:22:11,409 --> 00:22:14,077 - over Paulina Porizkova. - I'm sorry. 457 00:22:14,161 --> 00:22:16,788 Yeah, you need to apologize... not to me, but to her. 458 00:22:16,872 --> 00:22:18,081 Yeah, no problem. 459 00:22:19,582 --> 00:22:20,666 Good. 460 00:22:21,835 --> 00:22:23,669 She's upstairs waiting for you... 461 00:22:23,753 --> 00:22:24,837 in the bedroom. 462 00:22:26,256 --> 00:22:28,132 Are... are you serious? 463 00:22:28,675 --> 00:22:32,093 Vincent, I never joke about my wife's happiness. 464 00:22:32,177 --> 00:22:34,637 What she wants, I get for her. 465 00:22:34,722 --> 00:22:37,098 Now if you want this check to clear, 466 00:22:37,182 --> 00:22:39,267 you will go upstairs and you will fuck my wife 467 00:22:39,351 --> 00:22:40,768 like the superstar you are 468 00:22:40,853 --> 00:22:43,563 while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends, huh? 469 00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:48,567 Ari, those are my Cubans!