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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(PHONE RINGING)

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- Hello?
- Hello.

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- Good morning, boys, it's Lloyd.
- Morning, Lloyd.

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Lloyd, listen.
I don't think Vince is up yet,

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but we're still on
for Ari, right?

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Absolutely,
he'll meet you at noon.

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And sorry to bother you,
E, but I'm actually calling for Johnny.

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Oh, okay.

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It looks like you're
gonna have to get used

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to two superstars living
in the house now, E.

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Yeah.
All right, later.

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- What's up, Lloyd?
- All good things, Johnny.

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Brett Ratner saw your new TV
show and he wants

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to offer you a part
in his new movie.

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An offer? No audition?
You're kidding.

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I'm not kidding!
Sound good?

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Sounds amazing.
Thanks, Lloyd.

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(GROANING)

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"Rush Hour 3," huh, Johnny?
That is sweet.

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Yeah, could be. Brett wants me to come
up to Casa del Ratner

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- to discuss the role.
- Nice, Drama. What is it?

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I don't know, but I'm gonna tell
him straight up,

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it better be something I can
sink my teeth into

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'cause Johnny Drama
don't shine shoes no more.

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(CHUCKLES) Oh, someone's
getting a little cocky.

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No cockiness here,
Turtle,

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just the confidence that gainful
employment can give a man.

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Amazing Turtle's been able
to stay confident this long

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- without a job, huh?
- (ALL SNICKER)

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Ha-ha, I knew my life would suck
if Drama got a career before I did.

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Maybe your life wouldn't suck so much
if you called that girl Kelly.

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I did call her.
What are you talking about, Vince?

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I'm seeing her today.
She's got the house all to herself.

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And you didn't tell us?

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What, are you trying to
play it cool, Turtle?

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Well, unlike him, I don't like to brag
about my accomplishments.

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You know what?
Speaking of which, Johnny,

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you may not wanna do
too much bragging at your day job.

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People tend
to get jealous.

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Good tip, bro.
TV people are so bitter.

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- I'm out!
- Hey, congrats!

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Okay, so now everyone has so much
excitement, what are we gonna do?

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Ari's got a money guy who says
he's dying to fund "Medellin."

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- Do you believe him?
- Do I ever?

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(HUMPHS)

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So what, this guy's
a prince, Ari?

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A prince, an arms dealer,
a coke dealer, who knows?

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What I do know is
that 60 million to him

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is like lunch at the Ivy
to you and me.

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That's me and Vince,
not you and me, E.

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- Jesus.
- It's impressive, huh?

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VINCE: Is that the Mrs. Prince?

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ARI: Nika Marx...
ex-Ukrainian soap star.

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I think she's the brains
of the operation.

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(MIDDLE EASTERN ACCENT)
Ari! Ari!

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(LAUGHS)

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Nika, how are you?

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How do I look?

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You know Vinny Chase?
My boy.

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- Hello, Vince.
- Hello.

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- Big fan.
- Thank you. It's very nice to meet you.

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- My wife Nika.
- Big fan as well.

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Thanks.

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Oh, Vinny's manager,
Eric Murphy.

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- Eric Murphy.
- Mm?

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You have very tiny hands.

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Come come, I prepared a feast
on the veranda, huh?

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Just imagine
the one sheet...

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my face sandwiched
between Tucker and Chan.

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Like Joe Pesci
in "Lethal 3"?

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Only a whole
lot prettier.

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Damn, that is
so cool, Drama.

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You know, "Rush Hour" was the first
Jackie Chan movie I ever saw.

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Since then
I've seen them all.

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And Chris Tucker?
Man, I would kill to be in that movie.

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Yeah, who wouldn't, bro? I waited
a long time for an op like this.

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Take it from me, Tommy...
you pay your dues, keep the faith,

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maybe your day
will come also.

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You think?

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Who knows? The truth is this business
is a fucking crap shoot.

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Hey, everybody, got some bad news...
network brass is running late.

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- How late?
- It could be a few hours.

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But, JJ,
I've got my thing.

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- What thing?
- You know, my thing.

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Oh, right, you've got your big
fuck-my-TV-show-I've-got-a-movie-offer-

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I-gotta-sit-down-with-the-hotshot-
director thing.

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(CHUCKLES)
Too bad you gotta miss it.

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James!

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Aw, just kidding!

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Hey, we're all thrilled for you,
Drama. Congrats.

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Oh, you didn't have
to do that.

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Don't get too cozy with your new
friends, we've got a night shoot.

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Don't worry, JJ.
I'll be there.

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I'm not gonna
pull a Clooney...

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not yet.

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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- So uh, nobody's home?
- Nope.

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Oh, shit.

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KELLY: I thought you guys were going
to the Aquarium.

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We got kicked out, baby. Your brothers
threw a snow cone at a sea otter.

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- Who's the white boy, Kelly?
- Yeah, Kelly?

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Who's the white boy?

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Shut the hell up
and get in the house.

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You're in enough
trouble already.

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What's going on here?

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- Nothing.
- We were just gonna hang out.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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So let's hang out.

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What do you think
of Sylvester Stallone

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as Pablo Escobar's
father, huh?

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(NIKA LAUGHS)

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Why are you laughing?
What do you guys think, huh?

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If he survives "Rocky 6"
without brain damage,

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it's something to consider.

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Sylvester Stallone just
doesn't feel right, Yair.

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- But he sells foreign.
- And if he does it shirtless,

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just imagine how many women
will come to see this movie.

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(YAIR LAUGHS)
She's making fun of me.

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Hey, but did Ari explain to you
how I make my money?

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Oh, no.

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(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
May I please speak?

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Hmm.

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I make my money abroad,
the States are just a bonus for me.

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And you... you may laugh
at Sly Stallone,

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but in France
he makes me $5 million.

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- How much does Vince make you?
- Not much.

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Yeah. Hey, unless you are in
your Aquaman suit, Vince...

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you know,
flippity floppity...

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the rest of the world
does not really know who you are.

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- The world will know soon enough.
- YAIR: They will,

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- if we make this movie right.
- We wanna make it right.

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Boom, let's call
the lawyers and get the ink flowing.

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Hey hey,
settle down, Ari.

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Now, do you understand
my position?

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Yes, I do, but just so
you understand ours,

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we bought this project
so we can make it the way we see it.

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So you're saying no
to Stallone, huh?

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No no, he's not saying no. Vinny, he...
you know, we're just talking.

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Actually, I am
saying no, Ari...

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respectfully,
of course.

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I love your commitment
to your vision, Vincent,

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and I say no to my husband
quite often.

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We will find a way
to make this movie

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- and we will make it right.
- We shall see, huh?

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Until then,
cheers, huh?

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- ARI: Perfect. Salud, l'chaim!
- YAIR: Salud.

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YAIR: Prost.

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Hello, ladies...
Johnny Chase,

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official cast member,
"Rush Hour 3."

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Nice. (LAUGHS)

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(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

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Oh, Brett, I can
get used to this.

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Hi, I'm Mr. Ratner's assistant.
Can I help you?

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Johnny Chase,
here to see Brett.

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Yes, Mr. Chase
from "The Five Towns."

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Brett's excited to meet you.
He's finishing a photo shoot.

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Let me tell him you're here, okay?
Hey, Lana?

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- Yeah?
- Please give Mr. Chase a neck massage

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- and get him a drink.
- Sure.

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Tell Brett
Johnny Chase has arrived.

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In more ways than one.

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Marissa, you have the best ass in
the world. Stick it out a little, great.

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Excellent. Ooh, put your leg up
on the motorcycle.

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- Brett.
- Love it. I got it.

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- Johnny Chase is here.
- Where is he? Do me a favor.

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Why are there Krispy Kreme
doughnuts here? I don't understand.

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These are supermodels,
not teamsters. Where is he?

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He's the guy right there,
getting a drink.

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- That's not him.
- It isn't?

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Are you a fucking idiot?
That's not him.

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Give me the camera.

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(BOY ON TV LAUGHS)

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Good one, Lindsey.

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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
Very funny. Open up.

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LINDSEY: I knew you were lying.

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Yeah. "We're just friends."
Yeah, right.

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You're just using us
to suck up to our mom.

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MAN: What?

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BOY: Yeah, you're just a dirty,
horny sex man

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- like all the others.
- LINDSEY: Nasty man.

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Okay, he's out. You kids got yourselves
an hour or so.

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- Go have some fun.
- You sure?

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Should I not be?

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Come on, Turtle, before you put
your foot in your mouth.

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- (WHISPERS) Thank you so much.
- Mm-hmm.

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A simple thank you
is all I'm looking for...

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Russian, Hebrew, Farsi, I don't care.
Anything'll suffice.

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Thank you for what, Ari?
He said he'd think about it.

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That just meant he's not gonna let his
wife make him look like a little bitch.

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- He's in, trust me.
- What do you think, Vin?

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I think the wife
freaked me out.

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- Yeah. She was a little cold, no?
- A little warm actually.

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What do you mean,
Vinny?

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Did you not see the way
she was looking at me?

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Looking at you?
She was wearing sunglasses.

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Still looking. Believe me...
it was very uncomfortable.

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- He thinks everyone wants to fuck him.
- Everyone does, no?

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Although I don't know what
you're talking about.

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Me either.

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Hey, nobody would be happier than me
if you two were right... trust me.

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I don't understand, Lloyd. It's
like you're speaking in a foreign tongue.

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They misread the credits, Johnny.
It was a simple mistake.

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- These things happen.
- Not to me, not anymore.

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- I'm on a hit TV show now.
- Johnny, don't get crazy.

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They said the part
is for a 17-year-old.

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They meant to offer it
to your little brother on the show.

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Tommy? Tommy's gonna
be in "Rush Hour 3" and I'm not?

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- Jesus Christ.
- Be happy for him, Drama... karma.

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- Fuck karma, I don't need karma.
- What do you need, Johnny?

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I need to be
in "Rush Hour 3."

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Okay, sweetie,
I'm ready to press on.

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- Uh, excuse me, Mr. Chase.
- Yes?

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- Was that your agent?
- It was.

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He told you
about the mistake?

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- He did.
- So...

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uh, why... why
are you still here?

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Because I didn't
make the mistake.

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No, Mr. Chase,
you didn't. I did.

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I screwed up
and misread the credits.

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I'm... I'm
terribly sorry.

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Well, sorry ain't gonna
cut it, pal.

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Let me tell you
something my father told me...

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"The best thing
to do with mistakes

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is to not make them."

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But since you did,
the least you can is fix it.

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Ho... how would
you like me to fix it?

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- Find me a part in "Rush Hour 3."
- Mr. Chase, I...

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You can tell Brett
or whoever your skipper is

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that I'm not leaving here
until you do.

232
00:11:29,193 --> 00:11:31,194
Okay.

233
00:11:40,161 --> 00:11:42,329
Check, please.
Thank you.

234
00:11:42,497 --> 00:11:45,540
- Turtle, I'm still eating.
- It's been an hour already.

235
00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:47,458
Please stop worrying
about my dad.

236
00:11:47,543 --> 00:11:49,919
His bark is worse
than his bite, trust me.

237
00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:51,671
Besides, he'd only really
be mad if he thought

238
00:11:51,755 --> 00:11:53,798
you were trying
to get into his little girl's pants.

239
00:11:53,966 --> 00:11:56,175
And that's not what
you're trying to do, right?

240
00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:59,177
Of course not,
you're wearing a skirt.

241
00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:02,222
Just so you know,
it's gonna take a long time

242
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,224
to get into whatever
I'm wearing.

243
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,017
You have to earn it.

244
00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:08,478
How?

245
00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:11,355
You can start
by taking off your hat.

246
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,276
(MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING)

247
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,238
Wow, I must really
like you.

248
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,116
- You have hat head.
- (TURTLE LAUGHS)

249
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,536
- That's great.
- No, it's cute.

250
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,540
- Really?
- Really.

251
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,253
This is just like when you thought
Mrs. Rodrigo wanted

252
00:12:36,337 --> 00:12:38,589
- to fuck you in 10th grade.
- Yes, it's exactly like that

253
00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:41,425
- because you thought she didn't.
- Did you fuck Mrs. Rodrigo?

254
00:12:41,509 --> 00:12:43,844
Hand jobs in the Spanish lab
every Tuesday.

255
00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:45,512
You never
told me that.

256
00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:48,055
I'm very quiet
about these things.

257
00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:50,433
- What, are you jealous?
- A little... she was hot.

258
00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:53,352
Still is... she calls me every once
in a while for phone sex.

259
00:12:53,479 --> 00:12:54,812
(PHONE RINGS)

260
00:12:55,898 --> 00:12:58,816
Oh, look at this... Nika Marx calling
my cell phone and not yours.

261
00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:00,401
She doesn't have my number.

262
00:13:00,568 --> 00:13:02,235
What are you talking about?
I saw you give it to her.

263
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,613
No, I gave her
the one-digit-off move.

264
00:13:04,697 --> 00:13:05,864
Oh, that's a girl move.

265
00:13:05,948 --> 00:13:08,366
It's the whoever's-being-
treated-like-meat move.

266
00:13:08,451 --> 00:13:10,035
- Hello.
- Eric, it's Nika.

267
00:13:10,119 --> 00:13:11,828
- Hey, how are you?
- Is Vince there?

268
00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:14,747
I have some excellent news and I'd like
to tell it to him personally.

269
00:13:14,831 --> 00:13:16,457
Sure, hold on.

270
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,209
She wants
to talk to you.

271
00:13:18,293 --> 00:13:20,753
She's got
excellent news.

272
00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:23,297
Take it.

273
00:13:23,757 --> 00:13:25,007
Hello, Nika,
how are you?

274
00:13:25,091 --> 00:13:26,883
I apologize for calling
your partner, Vincent,

275
00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:29,427
but I somehow took
your number down incorrectly.

276
00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:31,888
No worries... I never
answer my phone, anyway.

277
00:13:32,056 --> 00:13:33,848
We want to make
this movie, Vincent.

278
00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:35,683
Fantastic.

279
00:13:35,768 --> 00:13:37,018
Mmm, does that
excite you?

280
00:13:37,102 --> 00:13:39,895
Yes, it does, very much so.
They're in.

281
00:13:39,979 --> 00:13:42,689
I just have one small concern...
creatively. I'd like you to meet me

282
00:13:42,774 --> 00:13:45,192
at the Beverly Wilshire
Hotel in an hour and we'll discuss.

283
00:13:45,276 --> 00:13:47,027
- Is this okay?
- Sure.

284
00:13:47,362 --> 00:13:50,697
- Oh, one more thing, Vincent...
- Yes, Nika?

285
00:13:52,074 --> 00:13:53,866
Come alone.

286
00:13:53,951 --> 00:13:55,451
Ciao.

287
00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:01,332
Don't look now, honey,
but you're about to get gammoned.

288
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,459
Bring it on, TV star.

289
00:14:03,627 --> 00:14:05,210
Ooh, low blow.

290
00:14:05,294 --> 00:14:07,879
But not a TV star after today...
hopefully.

291
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,631
Uh, Johnny, can I have
a word with you a sec?

292
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,968
Oh, hey, Brett. Uh, excuse me, ladies.
The big guy needs a word.

293
00:14:13,844 --> 00:14:16,012
Brett, there was an extra suit
in the pool house.

294
00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:18,681
- I hope you don't mind.
- My assistant said you won't leave.

295
00:14:19,849 --> 00:14:22,017
Why would I wanna leave
a paradise like this?

296
00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:24,937
Such a beautiful home you have...
and so tastefully done, Brett.

297
00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,897
Really, a class look
you've got going here.

298
00:14:26,982 --> 00:14:30,358
What's wrong with you?
Are you retarded or something?

299
00:14:30,484 --> 00:14:32,068
Just following
in your footsteps, Brett.

300
00:14:32,152 --> 00:14:34,862
- My footsteps?
- Yup.

301
00:14:34,989 --> 00:14:37,031
You talked your way
into NYU film school

302
00:14:37,157 --> 00:14:38,741
at 16 with a C average,

303
00:14:38,826 --> 00:14:40,743
you got Spielberg
to give you cash

304
00:14:40,828 --> 00:14:42,661
to direct your
first student film.

305
00:14:42,912 --> 00:14:46,331
You're a man who won't take no
for an answer.

306
00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:48,834
You know what, Brett?
Neither will I.

307
00:14:50,253 --> 00:14:53,380
- Scott.
- You want me to call the cops?

308
00:14:53,506 --> 00:14:55,131
Dry him off,
bring him up to the house.

309
00:14:55,591 --> 00:14:56,966
And no wet feet.

310
00:15:00,846 --> 00:15:03,055
Scott, you wanna
get me a towel?

311
00:15:03,515 --> 00:15:05,349
Why are you
walking so fast?

312
00:15:05,434 --> 00:15:07,268
Come on, you look
like an athlete... keep up.

313
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:10,353
You really wanna get me home fast, it's
not the walk to the car that matters,

314
00:15:10,438 --> 00:15:12,272
- it's the drive home.
- What does that mean?

315
00:15:12,565 --> 00:15:14,983
- Means you drive slow.
- Oh yeah, right.

316
00:15:15,192 --> 00:15:17,360
Give me the keys.

317
00:15:18,487 --> 00:15:19,696
(CHUCKLES) All right.

318
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,238
Let's see what you got,
hotshot.

319
00:15:21,323 --> 00:15:23,324
Thank you.

320
00:15:26,369 --> 00:15:28,120
(ENGINE REVS LOUDLY)

321
00:15:30,582 --> 00:15:32,291
(CHUCKLES)
You're out of your mind.

322
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,791
I haven't even
opened her up yet.

323
00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:35,251
You're doing 106.

324
00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:37,587
- You nervous?
- No.

325
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,173
- 110.
- All right, maybe a little.

326
00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:46,261
I don't know why you want me
to go with you.

327
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,221
Even if she does
wanna fuck you, it's a hotel bar.

328
00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:51,224
- What could she possibly do?
- Convince me.

329
00:15:51,309 --> 00:15:53,101
You know I have a thing
for Eastern-bloc women.

330
00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:54,978
Yeah. Just pretend
like you didn't understand her.

331
00:15:55,063 --> 00:15:58,230
- I'll tell her the phone cut out.
- There she is.

332
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,154
Hey, Nika.

333
00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:07,073
How are you?

334
00:16:07,491 --> 00:16:09,033
What is the meaning
of this?

335
00:16:09,117 --> 00:16:11,701
- Uh, what's that?
- I asked you to come alone.

336
00:16:11,994 --> 00:16:14,329
- Oh...
- So why you bring the little man?

337
00:16:14,413 --> 00:16:16,206
(NERVOUS SNICKER) Well...

338
00:16:16,332 --> 00:16:18,583
it's a creative meeting, and as
a producer, I just thought I should...

339
00:16:18,668 --> 00:16:21,419
Creative meeting is
something I do alone with my actors.

340
00:16:21,671 --> 00:16:23,796
It gives me a chance to speak with them
free of distractions

341
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,756
of producers who may
have their own agenda.

342
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,007
We're all on the
same page here, Nika.

343
00:16:27,092 --> 00:16:29,009
We will be on the same page
when you leave.

344
00:16:29,094 --> 00:16:30,969
You can pick Vince up
in two hours.

345
00:16:31,054 --> 00:16:33,389
That should be
plenty of time.

346
00:16:33,473 --> 00:16:35,641
I-I'd really like to stay.
I won't say anything.

347
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:39,227
- Could be like a babysitter.
- Why do we need a babysitter?

348
00:16:39,478 --> 00:16:41,979
You know, just to make
sure everything stays appropriate.

349
00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:46,818
What is it you thought was going
to happen here, Vincent?

350
00:16:47,778 --> 00:16:49,027
Nothing, I just...

351
00:16:49,112 --> 00:16:51,113
- Nothing. Nika...
- I'm talking to Vincent.

352
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,198
As far as I am concerned,
you're not even here.

353
00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:55,742
You think I was
trying to seduce you.

354
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:58,495
Is this why you bring your little
chaperone... for protection?

355
00:16:58,579 --> 00:17:00,956
Because you assume
I want to fuck?

356
00:17:01,832 --> 00:17:03,624
You Americans
are such conceited,

357
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:06,460
self-absorbed pigs.

358
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:08,796
You have made
a terrible mistake.

359
00:17:13,635 --> 00:17:16,219
Maybe she didn't
wanna fuck.

360
00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:20,724
I told everyone I work with
and everyone in my family

361
00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:23,226
that I'm doing this movie.
Now what am I supposed to tell them

362
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,728
when they see the kid brother
from my show

363
00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:26,479
dropping "F" bombs
with Chris Tucker?

364
00:17:26,731 --> 00:17:29,273
I feel for you, I do, but I've got
nothing in this movie for you.

365
00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:31,275
The only parts
I got are French.

366
00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,153
Je parle français.
I speak it, Brett.

367
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,155
- John...
- I'll do it for free!

368
00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:37,448
- Johnny...
- I'll pay you.

369
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,158
- Jesus Christ.
- All right, seriously.

370
00:17:40,242 --> 00:17:41,576
What if
I fly myself out,

371
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,661
put myself up, you
give me a little something;

372
00:17:43,746 --> 00:17:46,497
if I don't deliver, you cut it.
Or cut it anyway.

373
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,250
As long as I'm on the call sheet
and listed on IMDB,

374
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,127
- we're all good.
- You're telling me

375
00:17:51,211 --> 00:17:52,419
you're gonna
spend 20 grand to go to Paris

376
00:17:52,503 --> 00:17:53,879
for a part that
I might end up cutting?

377
00:17:55,339 --> 00:17:58,759
Such is my passion
for movies.

378
00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:02,637
Congrats. You can play the bus
driver on the Champs-Élysées.

379
00:18:02,722 --> 00:18:05,806
Yes! Ici venez, frère!

380
00:18:05,891 --> 00:18:08,517
That's French for
"Come here, bro."

381
00:18:08,643 --> 00:18:11,020
All right, all right.
You good?

382
00:18:11,271 --> 00:18:12,980
- Oh, yeah.
- You'll leave?

383
00:18:13,064 --> 00:18:15,107
Yeah, I'll leave.

384
00:18:15,192 --> 00:18:17,651
Actually, I need you to let me
do one more thing.

385
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:20,278
What the fuck
did you guys do?

386
00:18:20,362 --> 00:18:22,614
- Nothing, really.
- We just showed up at the bar

387
00:18:22,698 --> 00:18:25,283
and she inferred a lot from that
without any help from us.

388
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:27,786
Was she right?
Was her inference right?

389
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:29,704
She can't prove that.

390
00:18:29,872 --> 00:18:32,456
Yair Marx is not a guy you want
angry with you.

391
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:35,417
- Yair Marx is on the phone.
- Jesus Christ.

392
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:39,630
Yair, we making
a movie or not?

393
00:18:39,714 --> 00:18:42,257
You heard about Vincent and Nika's
creative meeting?

394
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:44,467
Oh, no, not yet.
I just got out of a meeting myself

395
00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,552
and I just jumped in
to take your call.

396
00:18:47,179 --> 00:18:49,764
It went very well.
We want to make this movie.

397
00:18:49,848 --> 00:18:51,474
We want to have you all
to the house tonight

398
00:18:51,558 --> 00:18:53,559
for a check-signing
dinner celebration.

399
00:18:53,644 --> 00:18:57,270
- Sounds great.
- 8:00 p.m., Ari. Ciao.

400
00:18:58,856 --> 00:19:00,774
That was an odd turn.

401
00:19:00,942 --> 00:19:02,317
Do you think
he's setting us up?

402
00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:04,486
For what? What do you think,
the guy's a killer?

403
00:19:04,987 --> 00:19:06,321
He's not a killer,
is he, Ari?

404
00:19:06,405 --> 00:19:08,323
I don't know what he is, Vince.
He could be Mossad,

405
00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:10,574
he could be Hezbollah...
neither would surprise me.

406
00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:12,910
Fuck him then. We don't need to get
involved with a guy like that.

407
00:19:12,994 --> 00:19:15,412
Oh, E, yes we do.
We just sold the house.

408
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:16,831
We don't even have
a place to live.

409
00:19:17,165 --> 00:19:20,167
We need somebody to pay for this movie
and this guy's gonna do it...

410
00:19:20,252 --> 00:19:21,835
trust me!

411
00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:23,628
(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

412
00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:28,049
So what else
do I gotta do?

413
00:19:28,259 --> 00:19:31,177
Well, you'd have
to tell me your real name.

414
00:19:32,596 --> 00:19:34,888
What? Do you think
I'd have sex with someone

415
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,139
saying, "Oh, Turtle"?

416
00:19:39,435 --> 00:19:42,896
Daddy, Kelly's jerking off
another boy in the car!

417
00:19:43,022 --> 00:19:45,357
What are you talking about jerking off?
We're just kissing!

418
00:19:45,441 --> 00:19:47,024
And what does he mean
by "another" one?

419
00:19:47,192 --> 00:19:48,943
- KELLY: I'd better go.
- Turtle!

420
00:19:49,403 --> 00:19:51,445
Yeah, me too!

421
00:19:52,865 --> 00:19:54,866
I'll call you.

422
00:19:58,328 --> 00:19:59,953
- Oh, there he is.
- Hey.

423
00:20:00,079 --> 00:20:02,455
- The movie star.
- How'd it go, Johnny?

424
00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:06,459
How do you think it went?
I went, I saw,

425
00:20:06,544 --> 00:20:08,503
- I conquered.
- Nice.

426
00:20:08,588 --> 00:20:12,631
Eh, so nice in fact, I had time to look
out for one of our own.

427
00:20:12,883 --> 00:20:15,217
Hey, Tommy, can I talk to you
for a second?

428
00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:19,597
- I dropped your name to Brett.
- Really?

429
00:20:19,681 --> 00:20:21,932
Yeah, and Chris
and Jackie too.

430
00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:23,893
Anyway, you might wanna
keep your cell phone on,

431
00:20:23,977 --> 00:20:26,269
'cause we might be
traveling to Paris together.

432
00:20:26,437 --> 00:20:30,023
Holy shit!
Are you serious?

433
00:20:30,107 --> 00:20:31,983
Oh, I don't...
I don't even know what to say.

434
00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:33,693
I do.

435
00:20:33,777 --> 00:20:36,905
Say if you get it,
the plane tickets are on you.

436
00:20:37,031 --> 00:20:39,156
Absolutely.

437
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,908
I owe you, Drama.

438
00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:43,327
You do indeed,
Tommy.

439
00:20:44,662 --> 00:20:46,788
My chef is the best
in the world.

440
00:20:46,873 --> 00:20:48,540
You know, I stole him
from Le Cirque. (GROANS)

441
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:51,334
You tell anyone, Yair, or is there still
an amber alert out on the guy?

442
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:54,253
- Yes, cute, Ari.
- Offer the dessert, already.

443
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:56,297
William! Voilà, bring
the dessert, huh?

444
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,548
(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

445
00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,550
No no no no.
No dessert for me. I'm full.

446
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:01,010
Yeah, me too,
I'm completely stuffed.

447
00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:03,470
Yeah, you don't get this figure
by eating desserts.

448
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,555
You gentlemen
will want this, huh?

449
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,770
Wow.

450
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,021
Rich.

451
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,481
YAIR: Help yourself, Vincent.

452
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,814
(LAUGHS)

453
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,859
- "Medellin," huh?
- "Medellin"!

454
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,319
- VINCE: "Medellin," yeah!
- ERIC: All right. Cheers.

455
00:21:20,403 --> 00:21:21,487
(GLASSES CLINK)

456
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,156
Thank you so much, really.

457
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,659
Thank you, Nika.

458
00:21:26,993 --> 00:21:28,868
I'll be upstairs.

459
00:21:32,081 --> 00:21:34,540
She hasn't been
feeling well, huh?

460
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,960
Come, let us take our drinks out
in the garden, huh?

461
00:21:37,044 --> 00:21:41,004
The view is
spectacular, huh?

462
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,801
Eh, hang back with me
for a moment, Vince.

463
00:21:45,885 --> 00:21:48,095
- I'd like to speak with you.
- Sure. What's up?

464
00:21:49,222 --> 00:21:51,264
You are excited to make
this movie, yes?

465
00:21:51,349 --> 00:21:54,266
I can't tell you
how appreciative I am.

466
00:21:54,476 --> 00:21:57,311
Listen. I know
what happened today...

467
00:21:57,396 --> 00:22:00,189
- with my wife.
- You know?

468
00:22:00,315 --> 00:22:02,024
Mmm.

469
00:22:02,109 --> 00:22:05,194
- I feel terrible.
- Hey hey, imagine how terrible I felt

470
00:22:05,278 --> 00:22:08,113
to see this beautiful woman
come home heartbroken and in tears.

471
00:22:08,322 --> 00:22:11,324
You know, in 1990, she was voted
Eastern Europe's most beautiful...

472
00:22:11,409 --> 00:22:14,077
- over Paulina Porizkova.
- I'm sorry.

473
00:22:14,161 --> 00:22:16,788
Yeah, you need to apologize...
not to me, but to her.

474
00:22:16,872 --> 00:22:18,081
Yeah, no problem.

475
00:22:19,582 --> 00:22:20,666
Good.

476
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:21,750
(SNIFFS)

477
00:22:21,835 --> 00:22:23,669
She's upstairs
waiting for you...

478
00:22:23,753 --> 00:22:24,837
in the bedroom.

479
00:22:26,256 --> 00:22:28,132
Are... are you serious?

480
00:22:28,675 --> 00:22:32,093
Vincent, I never joke
about my wife's happiness.

481
00:22:32,177 --> 00:22:34,637
What she wants,
I get for her.

482
00:22:34,722 --> 00:22:37,098
Now if you want
this check to clear,

483
00:22:37,182 --> 00:22:39,267
you will go upstairs
and you will fuck my wife

484
00:22:39,351 --> 00:22:40,768
like the superstar
you are

485
00:22:40,853 --> 00:22:43,563
while I stay down here and play
billiards with your friends, huh?

486
00:22:43,731 --> 00:22:44,896
(SNIFFS)

487
00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:48,567
Ari, those are
my Cubans!

488
00:22:48,776 --> 00:22:50,318
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