1 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,451 - Hello? - Hello. 2 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:31,013 - Good morning, boys, it's Lloyd. - Morning, Lloyd. 3 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:32,684 Lloyd, listen. I don't think Vince is up yet, 4 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:33,749 but we're still on for Ari, right? 5 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,420 Absolutely, he'll meet you at noon. 6 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,760 And sorry to bother you, E, but I'm actually calling for Johnny. 7 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:39,628 Oh, okay. 8 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,293 It looks like you're gonna have to get used 9 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:43,131 to two superstars living in the house now, E. 10 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:45,160 Yeah. All right, later. 11 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:48,106 - What's up, Lloyd? - All good things, Johnny. 12 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:51,167 Brett Ratner saw your new TV show and he wants 13 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:53,304 to offer you a part in his new movie. 14 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:55,974 An offer? No audition? You're kidding. 15 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:57,710 I'm not kidding! Sound good? 16 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,344 Sounds amazing. Thanks, Lloyd. 17 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:07,825 "Rush Hour 3," huh, Johnny? That is sweet. 18 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,126 Yeah, could be. Brett wants me to come up to Casa del Ratner 19 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:14,156 - to discuss the role. - Nice, Drama. What is it? 20 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,134 I don't know, but I'm gonna tell him straight up, 21 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,637 it better be something I can sink my teeth into 22 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:21,367 'cause Johnny Drama don't shine shoes no more. 23 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:23,705 Oh, someone's getting a little cocky. 24 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:25,802 No cockiness here, Turtle, 25 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:28,643 just the confidence that gainful employment can give a man. 26 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:30,740 Amazing Turtle's been able to stay confident this long 27 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:32,307 without a job, huh? 28 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,912 Ha-ha, I knew my life would suck if Drama got a career before I did. 29 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:37,514 Maybe your life wouldn't suck so much if you called that girl Kelly. 30 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:39,422 I did call her. What are you talking about, Vince? 31 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,825 I'm seeing her today. She's got the house all to herself. 32 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,226 And you didn't tell us? 33 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:44,821 What, are you trying to play it cool, Turtle? 34 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:47,662 Well, unlike him, I don't like to brag about my accomplishments. 35 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,191 You know what? Speaking of which, Johnny, 36 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:53,034 you may not wanna do too much bragging at your day job. 37 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:55,336 People tend to get jealous. 38 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,867 Good tip, bro. TV people are so bitter. 39 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:01,005 - I'm out! - Hey, congrats! 40 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:03,880 Okay, so now everyone has so much excitement, what are we gonna do? 41 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,215 Ari's got a money guy who says he's dying to fund "Medellin". 42 00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:07,742 - Do you believe him? - Do I ever? 43 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,252 So what, this guy's a prince, Ari? 44 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,526 A prince, an arms dealer, a coke dealer, who knows? 45 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,499 What I do know is that 60 million to him 46 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,398 is like lunch at the Ivy to you and me. 47 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:24,130 That's me and Vince, not you and me, E. 48 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,229 - Jesus. - It's impressive, huh? 49 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:28,399 Is that the Mrs. Prince? 50 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,966 Nika Marx... ex-Ukrainian soap star. 51 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,308 I think she's the brains of the operation. 52 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:36,076 Ari! Ari! 53 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:38,174 Nika, how are you? 54 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,276 How do I look? 55 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:41,480 You know Vinny Chase? My boy. 56 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,079 - Hello, Vince. - Hello. 57 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:45,317 - Big fan. - Thank you. It's very nice to meet you. 58 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,053 - My wife Nika. - Big fan as well. 59 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:49,323 Thanks. 60 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:50,989 Oh, Vinny's manager, Eric Murphy. 61 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:52,861 - Eric Murphy. - Mm? 62 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:57,235 You have very tiny hands. 63 00:03:57,270 --> 00:04:00,364 Come come, I prepared a feast on the veranda, huh? 64 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:07,212 Just imagine the one sheet... 65 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,478 my face sandwiched between Tucker and Chan. 66 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:12,916 Like Joe Pesci in "Lethal 3"? 67 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,613 Only a whole lot prettier. 68 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,123 Damn, that is so cool, Drama. 69 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:20,751 You know, "Rush Hour" was the first Jackie Chan movie I ever saw. 70 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:22,454 Since then I've seen them all. 71 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:25,191 And Chris Tucker? Man, I would kill to be in that movie. 72 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:29,565 Yeah, who wouldn't, bro? I waited a long time for an op like this. 73 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:33,038 Take it from me, Tommy... you pay your dues, keep the faith, 74 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:35,040 maybe your day will come also. 75 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:37,042 You think? 76 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:41,308 Who knows? The truth is this business is a fucking crap shoot. 77 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:44,839 Hey, everybody, got some bad news... network brass is running late. 78 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:46,977 - How late? - It could be a few hours. 79 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,318 But, JJ, I've got my thing. 80 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:52,051 - What thing? - You know, my thing. 81 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:55,254 Oh, right, you've got your big fuck-my-TV-show-I've-got-a-movie-offer- 82 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,456 I-gotta-sit-down-with-the-hotshot- director thing. 83 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:59,294 Too bad you gotta miss it. 84 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:00,924 James! 85 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:07,235 Aw, just kidding! 86 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,070 Hey, we're all thrilled for you, Drama. Congrats. 87 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,871 Oh, you didn't have to do that. 88 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,640 Don't get too cozy with your new friends, we've got a night shoot. 89 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,341 Don't worry, JJ. I'll be there. 90 00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:17,576 I'm not gonna pull a Clooney... 91 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,812 not yet. 92 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,991 - Hey. - Hi. 93 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:36,092 - So uh, nobody's home? - Nope. 94 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:39,468 Oh, shit. 95 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,969 I thought you guys were going to the Aquarium. 96 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,377 We got kicked out, baby. Your brothers threw a snow cone at a sea otter. 97 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:50,382 - Who's the white boy, Kelly? - Yeah, Kelly? 98 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:52,316 Who's the white boy? 99 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,843 Shut the hell up and get in the house. 100 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:57,583 You're in enough trouble already. 101 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,492 What's going on here? 102 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,722 - Nothing. - We were just gonna hang out. 103 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:06,493 - Yeah? - Yeah. 104 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,161 So let's hang out. 105 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:13,396 What do you think of Sylvester Stallone 106 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:16,033 as Pablo Escobar's father, huh? 107 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:18,202 Why are you laughing? What do you guys think, huh? 108 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:21,145 If he survives "Rocky 6" without brain damage, 109 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:22,442 it's something to consider. 110 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,609 Sylvester Stallone just doesn't feel right, Yair. 111 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:27,778 - But he sells foreign. - And if he does it shirtless, 112 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,914 just imagine how many women will come to see this movie. 113 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:33,050 She's making fun of me. 114 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:34,889 Hey, but did Ari explain to you how I make my money? 115 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,588 - Oh, no. - May I please speak? 116 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:38,256 Hmm. 117 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:41,095 I make my money abroad, the States are just a bonus for me. 118 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,602 And you... you may laugh at Sly Stallone, 119 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:45,729 but in France he makes me $5 million. 120 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,502 - How much does Vince make you? - Not much. 121 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:51,203 Yeah. Hey, unless you are in your Aquaman suit, Vince... 122 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,871 you know, flippity floppity... 123 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,142 the rest of the world does not really know who you are. 124 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,115 - The world will know soon enough. - They will, 125 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,550 - if we make this movie right. - We wanna make it right. 126 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:02,213 Boom, let's call the lawyers and get the ink flowing. 127 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,985 Hey hey, settle down, Ari. 128 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:07,618 Now, do you understand my position? 129 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:10,527 Yes, I do, but just so you understand ours, 130 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:13,794 we bought this project so we can make it the way we see it. 131 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:17,999 So you're saying no to Stallone, huh? 132 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:20,335 No no, he's not saying no. Vinny, he... you know, we're just talking. 133 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,841 Actually, I am saying no, Ari... 134 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:24,740 respectfully, of course. 135 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,275 I love your commitment to your vision, Vincent, 136 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,682 and I say no to my husband quite often. 137 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:34,618 We will find a way to make this movie 138 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,521 - and we will make it right. - We shall see, huh? 139 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,253 Until then, cheers, huh? 140 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,318 - Perfect. Salud, I'chaim! - Salud. 141 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:44,955 Prost. 142 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:02,141 Hello, ladies... Johnny Chase, 143 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:04,206 official cast member, "Rush Hour 3". 144 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,945 Nice. 145 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:16,654 Oh, Brett, I can get used to this. 146 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:19,563 Hi, I'm Mr. Ratner's assistant. Can I help you? 147 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,726 Johnny Chase, here to see Brett. 148 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,735 Yes, Mr. Chase from "The Five Towns". 149 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:26,761 Brett's excited to meet you. He's finishing a photo shoot. 150 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,774 Let me tell him you're here, okay? Hey, Lana? 151 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,503 - Yeah? - Please give Mr. Chase a neck massage 152 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,443 - and get him a drink. - Sure. 153 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:35,003 Tell Brett Johnny Chase has arrived. 154 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:37,607 In more ways than one. 155 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:40,710 Marissa, you have the best ass in the world. Stick it out a little, great. 156 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:42,948 Excellent. Ooh, put your leg up on the motorcycle. 157 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,684 - Brett. - Love it. I got it. 158 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,589 - Johnny Chase is here. - Where is he? Do me a favor. 159 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:49,026 Why are there Krispy Kreme doughnuts here? I don't understand. 160 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:50,961 These are supermodels, not teamsters. Where is he? 161 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,692 He's the guy right there, getting a drink. 162 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,563 - That's not him. - It isn't? 163 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,795 Are you a fucking idiot? That's not him. 164 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,303 Give me the camera. 165 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:02,300 Good one, Lindsey. 166 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:05,773 Very funny. Open up. 167 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,142 I knew you were lying. 168 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:08,874 Yeah. "We're just friends". Yeah, right. 169 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,576 You're just using us to suck up to our mom. 170 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:11,844 What? 171 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:14,079 Yeah, you're just a dirty, horny sex man 172 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,884 - like all the others. - Nasty man. 173 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:21,292 Okay, he's out. You kids got yourselves an hour or so. 174 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,488 - Go have some fun. - You sure? 175 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,292 Should I not be? 176 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:28,164 Come on, Turtle, before you put your foot in your mouth. 177 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,829 - Thank you so much. - Mm-hmm. 178 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:33,964 A simple thank you is all I'm looking for... 179 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:37,032 Russian, Hebrew, Farsi, I don't care. Anything'll suffice. 180 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,101 Thank you for what, Ari? He said he'd think about it. 181 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:41,739 That just meant he's not gonna let his wife make him look like a little bitch. 182 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:44,079 - He's in, trust me. - What do you think, Vin? 183 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,676 I think the wife freaked me out. 184 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:50,985 - Yeah. She was a little cold, no? - A little warm actually. 185 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:52,684 What do you mean, Vinny? 186 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,989 Did you not see the way she was looking at me? 187 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,426 Looking at you? She was wearing sunglasses. 188 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:59,158 Still looking. Believe me... it was very uncomfortable. 189 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:02,167 - He thinks everyone wants to fuck him. - Everyone does, no? 190 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,828 Although I don't know what you're talking about. 191 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:04,995 Me either. 192 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:08,871 Hey, nobody would be happier than me if you two were right... trust me. 193 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,809 I don't understand, Lloyd. It's like you're speaking in a foreign tongue. 194 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:14,779 They misread the credits, Johnny. It was a simple mistake. 195 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,873 - These things happen. - Not to me, not anymore. 196 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,817 - I'm on a hit TV show now. - Johnny, don't get crazy. 197 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,979 They said the part is for a 17-year-old. 198 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:23,852 They meant to offer it to your little brother on the show. 199 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:28,383 Tommy? Tommy's gonna be in "Rush Hour 3" and I'm not? 200 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:31,294 - Jesus Christ. - Be happy for him, Drama... karma. 201 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,890 - Fuck karma, I don't need karma. - What do you need, Johnny? 202 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,265 I need to be in "Rush Hour 3". 203 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,933 Okay, sweetie, I'm ready to press on. 204 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:47,637 - Uh, excuse me, Mr. Chase. - Yes? 205 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,376 - Was that your agent? - It was. 206 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,213 He told you about the mistake? 207 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,481 - He did. - So... 208 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,647 uh, why... why are you still here? 209 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,850 Because I didn't make the mistake. 210 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,859 No, Mr. Chase, you didn't. I did. 211 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,554 I screwed up and misread the credits. 212 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,428 I'm... I'm terribly sorry. 213 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:08,900 Well, sorry ain't gonna cut it, pal. 214 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,767 Let me tell you something my father told me... 215 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,965 "The best thing to do with mistakes 216 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,769 is to not make them". 217 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:18,003 But since you did, the least you can is fix it. 218 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,410 Ho... how would you like me to fix it? 219 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,414 - Find me a part in "Rush Hour 3". - Mr. Chase, I... 220 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:25,315 You can tell Brett or whoever your skipper is 221 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,216 that I'm not leaving here until you do. 222 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,012 Okay. 223 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,194 Check, please. Thank you. 224 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:45,294 - Turtle, I'm still eating. - It's been an hour already. 225 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,271 Please stop worrying about my dad. 226 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:50,139 His bark is worse than his bite, trust me. 227 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,973 Besides, he'd only really be mad if he thought 228 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,070 you were trying to get into his little girl's pants. 229 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,774 And that's not what you're trying to do, right? 230 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:58,943 Of course not, you're wearing a skirt. 231 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:02,010 Just so you know, it's gonna take a long time 232 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,181 to get into whatever I'm wearing. 233 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,918 You have to earn it. 234 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,551 How? 235 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:11,688 You can start by taking off your hat. 236 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:19,196 Wow, I must really like you. 237 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,504 You have hat head. 238 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,909 - That's great. - No, it's cute. 239 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:30,541 - Really? - Really. 240 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:36,044 This is just like when you thought Mrs. Rodrigo wanted 241 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,420 - to fuck you in 10th grade. - Yes, it's exactly like that 242 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:41,085 - because you thought she didn't. - Did you fuck Mrs. Rodrigo? 243 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,118 Hand jobs in the Spanish lab every Tuesday. 244 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,789 You never told me that. 245 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:47,856 I'm very quiet about these things. 246 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,368 - What, are you jealous? - A little... she was hot. 247 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:53,462 Still is... she calls me every once in a while for phone sex. 248 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,671 Oh, look at this... Nika Marx calling my cell phone and not yours. 249 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,235 She doesn't have my number. 250 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,008 What are you talking about? I saw you give it to her. 251 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:04,379 No, I gave her the one-digit-off move. 252 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:05,747 Oh, that's a girl move. 253 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,844 It's the whoever's-being- treated-like-meat move. 254 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,787 - Hello. - Eric, it's Nika. 255 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:11,551 - Hey, how are you? - Is Vince there? 256 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,718 I have some excellent news and I'd like to tell it to him personally. 257 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,421 Sure, hold on. 258 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,089 She wants to talk to you. 259 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,621 She's got excellent news. 260 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:23,134 Take it. 261 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,864 Hello, Nika, how are you? 262 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,838 I apologize for calling your partner, Vincent, 263 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,340 but I somehow took your number down incorrectly. 264 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,707 No worries... I never answer my phone, anyway. 265 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,575 We want to make this movie, Vincent. 266 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,239 Fantastic. 267 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:36,873 Mmm, does that excite you? 268 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,749 Yes, it does, very much so. They're in. 269 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:42,686 I just have one small concern... creatively. I'd like you to meet me 270 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:45,155 at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in an hour and we'll discuss. 271 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,988 - Is this okay? - Sure. 272 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:50,655 - Oh, one more thing, Vincent... - Yes, Nika? 273 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:53,460 Come alone. 274 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,399 Ciao. 275 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,133 Don't look now, honey, but you're about to get gammoned. 276 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,198 Bring it on, TV star. 277 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,971 Ooh, low blow. 278 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:08,070 But not a TV star after today... hopefully. 279 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:09,603 Uh, Johnny, can I have a word with you a sec? 280 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:12,913 Oh, hey, Brett. Uh, excuse me, ladies. The big guy needs a word. 281 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:16,251 Brett, there was an extra suit in the pool house. 282 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,916 - I hope you don't mind. - My assistant said you won't leave. 283 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:21,950 Why would I wanna leave a paradise like this? 284 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,861 Such a beautiful home you have... and so tastefully done, Brett. 285 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,626 Really, a class look you've got going here. 286 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:30,066 What's wrong with you? Are you retarded or something? 287 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,967 Just following in your footsteps, Brett. 288 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,734 - My footsteps? - Yup. 289 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,866 You talked your way into NYU film school 290 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,740 at 16 with a C average, 291 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,768 you got Spielberg to give you cash 292 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,678 to direct your first student film. 293 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,151 You're a man who won't take no for an answer. 294 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:49,951 You know what, Brett? Neither will I. 295 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:53,152 - Scott. - You want me to call the cops? 296 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,319 Dry him off, bring him up to the house. 297 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:58,421 And no wet feet. 298 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,396 Scott, you wanna get me a towel? 299 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:05,266 Why are you walking so fast? 300 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,169 Come on, you look like an athlete... keep up. 301 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:10,403 You really wanna get me home fast, it's not the walk to the car that matters, 302 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,307 - it's the drive home. - What does that mean? 303 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,778 - Means you drive slow. - Oh yeah, right. 304 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,008 Give me the keys. 305 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:19,316 All right. 306 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,182 Let's see what you got, hotshot. 307 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,211 Thank you. 308 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,787 You're out of your mind. 309 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,695 I haven't even opened her up yet. 310 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,199 You're doing 106. 311 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,532 - You nervous? - No. 312 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:40,333 - 110. - All right, maybe a little. 313 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,139 I don't know why you want me to go with you. 314 00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,078 Even if she does wanna fuck you, it's a hotel bar. 315 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,048 - What could she possibly do? - Convince me. 316 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,914 You know I have a thing for Eastern-bloc women. 317 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,852 Yeah. Just pretend like you didn't understand her. 318 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:58,015 - I'll tell her the phone cut out. - There she is. 319 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,096 Hey, Nika. 320 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,030 How are you? 321 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,034 What is the meaning of this? 322 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,662 - Uh, what's that? - I asked you to come alone. 323 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,366 - Oh... - So why you bring the little man? 324 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,203 Well... 325 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,573 it's a creative meeting, and as a producer, I just thought I should... 326 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,135 Creative meeting is something I do alone with my actors. 327 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,705 It gives me a chance to speak with them free of distractions 328 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,683 of producers who may have their own agenda. 329 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,049 We're all on the same page here, Nika. 330 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,883 We will be on the same page when you leave. 331 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,855 You can pick Vince up in two hours. 332 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,517 That should be plenty of time. 333 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,754 I-I'd really like to stay. I won't say anything. 334 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:39,195 - Could be like a babysitter. - Why do we need a babysitter? 335 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,722 You know, just to make sure everything stays appropriate. 336 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,728 What is it you thought was going to happen here, Vincent? 337 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,036 Nothing, I just... 338 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,099 - Nothing. Nika... - I'm talking to Vincent. 339 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,077 As far as I am concerned, you're not even here. 340 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,512 You think I was trying to seduce you. 341 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:58,345 Is this why you bring your little chaperone... for protection? 342 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,784 Because you assume I want to fuck? 343 00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,379 You Americans are such conceited, 344 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:06,016 self-absorbed pigs. 345 00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,822 You have made a terrible mistake. 346 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,892 Maybe she didn't wanna fuck. 347 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:20,337 I told everyone I work with and everyone in my family 348 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,000 that I'm doing this movie. Now what am I supposed to tell them 349 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,566 when they see the kid brother from my show 350 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,339 dropping "F" bombs with Chris Tucker? 351 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,245 I feel for you, I do, but I've got nothing in this movie for you. 352 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,215 The only parts I got are French. 353 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,980 Je parle francais. I speak it, Brett. 354 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,146 - John... - I'll do it for free! 355 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,416 - Johnny... - I'll pay you. 356 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,981 - Jesus Christ. - All right, seriously. 357 00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,652 What if I fly myself out, 358 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,661 put myself up, you give me a little something; 359 00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:46,493 if I don't deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. 360 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,160 As long as I'm on the call sheet and listed on IMDB, 361 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,192 - we're all good. - You're telling me 362 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,965 you're gonna spend 20 grand to go to Paris 363 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,166 for a part that I might end up cutting? 364 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,836 Such is my passion for movies. 365 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:02,313 Congrats. You can play the bus driver on the Champs-Elysees. 366 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:05,805 Yes! Ici venez, frere! 367 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,513 That's French for "Come here, bro". 368 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,988 All right, all right. You good? 369 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,854 - Oh, yeah. - You'll leave? 370 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:15,086 Yeah, I'll leave. 371 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,595 Actually, I need you to let me do one more thing. 372 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:20,154 What the fuck did you guys do? 373 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,531 - Nothing, really. - We just showed up at the bar 374 00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:25,196 and she inferred a lot from that without any help from us. 375 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,705 Was she right? Was her inference right? 376 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,639 She can't prove that. 377 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,405 Yair Marx is not a guy you want angry with you. 378 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,311 - Yair Marx is on the phone. - Jesus Christ. 379 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,641 Yair, we making a movie or not? 380 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:42,245 You heard about Vincent and Nika's creative meeting? 381 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,346 Oh, no, not yet. I just got out of a meeting myself 382 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,380 and I just jumped in to take your call. 383 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,690 It went very well. We want to make this movie. 384 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,889 We want to have you all to the house tonight 385 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,557 for a check-signing dinner celebration. 386 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:57,228 - Sounds great. - 8:00 p.m., Ari. Ciao. 387 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,672 That was an odd turn. 388 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,139 Do you think he's setting us up? 389 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,301 For what? What do you think, the guy's a killer? 390 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,970 He's not a killer, is he, Ari? 391 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,309 I don't know what he is, Vince. He could be Mossad, 392 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,577 he could be Hezbollah... neither would surprise me. 393 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:13,210 Fuck him then. We don't need to get involved with a guy like that. 394 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,015 Oh, E, yes we do. We just sold the house. 395 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,816 We don't even have a place to live. 396 00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:20,086 We need somebody to pay for this movie and this guy's gonna do it... 397 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,752 trust me! 398 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,924 So what else do I gotta do? 399 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:31,197 Well, you'd have to tell me your real name. 400 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,799 What? Do you think I'd have sex with someone 401 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,172 saying, "Oh, Turtle"? 402 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:42,703 Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car! 403 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,114 What are you talking about jerking off? We're just kissing! 404 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,777 And what does he mean by "another" one? 405 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,615 - I'd better go. - Turtle! 406 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,713 Yeah, me too! 407 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,715 I'll call you. 408 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,024 - Oh, there he is. - Hey. 409 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,499 - The movie star. - How'd it go, Johnny? 410 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:06,402 How do you think it went? I went, I saw, 411 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,599 - I conquered. - Nice. 412 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,701 Eh, so nice in fact, I had time to look out for one of our own. 413 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:15,076 Hey, Tommy, can I talk to you for a second? 414 00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:19,609 - I dropped your name to Brett. - Really? 415 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,915 Yeah, and Chris and Jackie too. 416 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,888 Anyway, you might wanna keep your cell phone on, 417 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,254 'cause we might be traveling to Paris together. 418 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:29,920 Holy shit! Are you serious? 419 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,862 Oh, I don't... I don't even know what to say. 420 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,524 I do. 421 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,728 Say if you get it, the plane tickets are on you. 422 00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:38,895 Absolutely. 423 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,802 I owe you, Drama. 424 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:43,171 You do indeed, Tommy. 425 00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,674 My chef is the best in the world. 426 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,509 You know, I stole him from Le Cirque. 427 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:51,277 You tell anyone, Yair, or is there still an amber alert out on the guy? 428 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:54,149 - Yes, cute, Ari. - Offer the dessert, already. 429 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,211 William! Voila, bring the dessert, huh? 430 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,614 No no no no. No dessert for me. I'm full. 431 00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:00,920 Yeah, me too, I'm completely stuffed. 432 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,427 Yeah, you don't get this figure by eating desserts. 433 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,794 You gentlemen will want this, huh? 434 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,368 Wow. 435 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,700 Rich. 436 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,229 Help yourself, Vincent. 437 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,434 - "Medellin," huh? - "Medellin"! 438 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,207 - "Medellin," yeah! - All right. Cheers. 439 00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:23,840 Thank you so much, really. 440 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:26,248 Thank you, Nika. 441 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,753 I'll be upstairs. 442 00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:34,282 She hasn't been feeling well, huh? 443 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,886 Come, let us take our drinks out in the garden, huh? 444 00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:40,864 The view is spectacular, huh? 445 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,662 Eh, hang back with me for a moment, Vince. 446 00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:47,934 - I'd like to speak with you. - Sure. What's up? 447 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,167 You are excited to make this movie, yes? 448 00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:54,178 I can't tell you how appreciative I am. 449 00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:57,272 Listen. I know what happened today... 450 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,114 - with my wife. - You know? 451 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,813 Mmm. 452 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:05,152 - I feel terrible. - Hey hey, imagine how terrible I felt 453 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:08,057 to see this beautiful woman come home heartbroken and in tears. 454 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:11,290 You know, in 1990, she was voted Eastern Europe's most beautiful... 455 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,026 - over Paulina Porizkova. - I'm sorry. 456 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,694 Yeah, you need to apologize... not to me, but to her. 457 00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:19,636 Yeah, no problem. 458 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,468 Good. 459 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,701 She's upstairs waiting for you... 460 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,006 in the bedroom. 461 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:28,103 Are... are you serious? 462 00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:31,809 Vincent, I never joke about my wife's happiness. 463 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,410 What she wants, I get for her. 464 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:36,853 Now if you want this check to clear, 465 00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:38,856 you will go upstairs and you will fuck my wife 466 00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,858 like the superstar you are 467 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:43,554 while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends, huh? 468 00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:48,529 Ari, those are my Cubans!