1 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:04,571 The only thing that's important to me is Vince's career. 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,640 Script's great, good work, Scott. 3 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:08,508 You have a ping-pong table? Come on, let's play. I'll go easy on you. 4 00:00:08,543 --> 00:00:09,609 Oh-hh! 5 00:00:09,644 --> 00:00:12,079 It's gonna be a long day for "uncle Jesse." 6 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,280 I think we should stick together. 7 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,981 - Ahem... - No hug. 8 00:00:15,016 --> 00:00:17,050 - Do you want to talk about the show? - I'll talk to Phil. 9 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,919 I beat him at golf once, he didn't talk to me for two years. 10 00:00:18,953 --> 00:00:21,354 You know maybe this is something you could've told me before the meeting. 11 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:23,223 I need a face for my family's tequila. 12 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:26,693 Alex tells me that you are very close friends with Vincent chase. 13 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,262 Lizzie, I was hoping that we could part on good terms. 14 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:32,165 Huh... you can go fuck yourself, Ari. 15 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,267 You beat me right now and I'll do your tv show. 16 00:00:36,938 --> 00:00:38,705 Stay tonight. Sleep on it. 17 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,740 Are we sleeping on it together? 18 00:00:40,775 --> 00:00:42,242 - So I guess that's it, huh? - Let me read the script first... 19 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:44,611 - yes! Yes! - But I'll consider it. 20 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:45,912 You screwed me, 21 00:00:45,947 --> 00:00:47,948 and I am gonna do everything I can to pay you back. 22 00:00:50,755 --> 00:01:00,990 Sync by honeybunny www.Addic7ed.Com 23 00:01:00,995 --> 00:01:03,029 ♪ oooh! ♪ 24 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,801 ♪ yeah yeah! ♪ 25 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:09,936 ♪ yeah yeah ♪ 26 00:01:09,971 --> 00:01:13,273 ♪ yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 27 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,509 ♪ in the memory you overflow ♪ 28 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:18,011 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 29 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:20,213 ♪ even if I tumble, fall ♪ 30 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:23,483 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 31 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:27,787 ♪ but I need you desperately ♪ 32 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:33,360 ♪ you know I need you desperately ♪ 33 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:42,802 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 34 00:01:56,017 --> 00:01:59,052 ♪ yeah, oh yeah ♪ 35 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:01,521 ♪ oh yeah. ♪ 36 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,331 ♪ I'm in the house ♪ 37 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:14,034 ♪ I'm in the motherfuckinhouse... ♪ 38 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,904 you read a book a week? 39 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:20,006 Some of them don't even have pictures. 40 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,041 I'm not... I'm not trying to be insulting. 41 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:23,943 I'm just impressed if I read a book a month. 42 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,345 I'm sure you have bigger priorities. 43 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,948 Okay, now you're insulting me. I got it. 44 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:32,185 How do I know that girl Vince is talking to? 45 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,020 No clue. I've never seen her. 46 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:36,489 Sure you have. That's Sasha grey. 47 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,458 The porn star?! 48 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,560 Oh yeah! 49 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:43,663 And she did Soderbergh's movie, so she's legit now. 50 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,431 I read for that. 51 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:49,102 - Yo, boys. - Hey, Scotty! 52 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:52,138 Hey, I want to thank you all for the invite out with the internal crew. 53 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,574 - It means a lot to me. - Now that e can tolerate you. 54 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,743 - You hear from Stamos? - No. You believe it? 55 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,911 The guy probably hasn't even read the script yet. 56 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,713 It's 40 pages. How long could it take? 57 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:03,282 Relax, drama. If he doesn't call you by tomorrow, I'll call him. 58 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,751 - Thanks, e. - Where's Vince? 59 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,253 At the bar talking to Sasha grey. 60 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:10,356 No. The anal specialist, oh my God. 61 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:13,426 - Think Vince knows who she is? - No way. 62 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,661 - Maybe we should tell him. - He'll find out later. 63 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,163 Way more fun coming from her. 64 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,699 Actions do speak louder than words. 65 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,701 Oh God, I bet her ass sings opera. 66 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,237 - I've never done the ass. 67 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:26,939 - Really? Oh, you should. - Is it that great? 68 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:30,243 Are you kidding? Vagina's my third favorite hole, bro. 69 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:32,378 - Nice. - What about you, e? 70 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:35,414 - None of your business. - That's a no. 71 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,583 - You an ass virgin, e? - Yeah, drama, unlike you 72 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,218 my ass remains untouched. 73 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:41,487 Wait a minute, e. You've gotta try it at least once 74 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,289 before you get married. You have to! 75 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:44,924 Aw, Sloan's not that kind of girl. 76 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,727 - And I mean that in a good way. - I'm not talking about Sloan. 77 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,563 You gotta find, like, a civilian broad. Get it out of your system. 78 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:52,799 It's not in my system, so let's move on. 79 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,568 I'd like to stay right here for a second, e, 80 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,470 and I say this with all due respect... 81 00:03:57,504 --> 00:04:00,907 if it's about Sloan or her ass, please don't say anything at all. 82 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,042 You gotta do it before you get married. 83 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,279 You wait 10 years to ask, she's gonna think it's because you're not happy. 84 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,881 Why don't you guys just worry about the ass you're not getting? 85 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,751 - Please. - I'm getting closer by the minute. 86 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,619 - With what? - A cute girl. 87 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:16,088 - Tell him. - Yeah, she's cute, but he ain't getting any closer. 88 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,591 - We made out all night. 89 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,093 You made out all night where? At the freshmen dance? 90 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:23,596 It was a business meeting that turned into a makeout session. 91 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,498 Business he won't tell us anything about. 92 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:27,433 You'll hear about it soon enough. 93 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:30,403 - We're holding our breath. - Guys, this is Sasha. 94 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,271 Hey, how you doing? 95 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:35,141 I just want to say I loved you in "the girlfriend experience." 96 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,143 - Thank you. - How was working with Soderbergh? 97 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,111 - Amazing. - Yeah, I bet. 98 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:40,613 If it makes you feel any better 99 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:43,049 I read for your old show five times and didn't get it. 100 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,885 - It does actually. - If the roles were reversed 101 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,387 we could have watched drama in "the boyfriend experience." 102 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,256 And all the hard research leading up to it. 103 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,359 - She's funny, vin. - And she reads. 104 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:56,762 Her porn name came from Oscar wilde's "the picture of Dorian gray." 105 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,532 - How hot is that? - I guess he does know who she is. 106 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,703 - We're gonna take off. Later. 107 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,771 He's got a big meeting tomorrow. Don't keep him out too late. 108 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,673 Don't worry. We're going straight to bed. 109 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,609 She's gonna give me lessons in her craft. 110 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,911 - That's fucked up. - I got all her DVDs. 111 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,881 I will give them to you so you can see what you're missing tonight. 112 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:18,017 Give them to e so he can see what he's been missing his whole life. 113 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,988 - Ow ow! - Sorry, baby. 114 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,957 - Why are you so angry? - Do I seem angry? 115 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:29,662 Sorry, I am a little bit angry, baby. 116 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:33,065 - It's Lizzie Grant. - You were thinking about her 117 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,867 while you were having sex with me? 118 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,569 You think I'm happy about it?! 119 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:39,205 - Do you have some confession to make or something? - What? 120 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:41,774 No, she's going after my clients is all. 121 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:45,244 Do you really think that she's a viable candidate to replace you? 122 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:48,047 Well, since the merger and now with the N.F.L., 123 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,949 I've... I've neglected some of them. 124 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,318 Yeah, you've been neglecting some other people too. 125 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,654 - Who? - Are you kidding me? 126 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,422 Baby, we were just having sex. 127 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,491 - You were having sex. - Oh, come... 128 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,127 that's what marriage is for, so you can bang out your anger. 129 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,829 - Oh my God. - I'm sure you've done it to me, baby. 130 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,465 You can't just leave me like this. Come on! 131 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,768 How am I gonna work?! 132 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:11,170 Work yourself, Ari. 133 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:18,311 Morning, Ari. Why are you walking angry? 134 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:21,113 - Has Lizzie Grant contacted any of your clients? - No no no. 135 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:24,583 - But I heard she's talking to Aaron Sorkin. - I heard Jessica Simpson too. 136 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,619 - Who is she working for? - Mmmm. 137 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:29,622 Okay, people, we are at war here! 138 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:33,326 Former colleague Lizzie Grant is trying to take clients 139 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,828 - from this agency. - She called Mike Tyson. 140 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,797 She's calling the sports department. 141 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,199 Okay, who is she working for? C.A.A.? 142 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,868 I.C.M.? Let's make it simple. 143 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,538 I have never allowed any agent 144 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,707 to leave and take a client with them. 145 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,675 I'm not about to allow it to happen today. 146 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:53,813 Any one of your clients, I don't care how big or how small, 147 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:58,017 if they're wavering, tell me. I will personally go and talk to them. 148 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,986 Jake! 149 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,355 Yes, Ari? 150 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:05,224 You're about to witness what made me who I am today. 151 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,260 Call Aaron Sorkin, Mike Tyson and Jessica Simpson. 152 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:09,428 Now! 153 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:12,198 - Who should I start with? - Figure it out. 154 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,569 You want to take me to the nuart for a godard double feature? 155 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,171 - You could use some culture. - Who the fuck are you? 156 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,341 Just a cool chick who likes art and sex. 157 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:25,811 Mmm, I know that's not drama's crappy cooking I smell. 158 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,813 I hope you like pancakes. 159 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,616 I like the way they smell, so I'm sure I'll like the way they taste. 160 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:33,019 - Hey look, I got Mickey mouse. - Aww. 161 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:36,288 - What do you got for me? - How about this one? 162 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:39,125 - I'd prefer tits. - That's fucking rude. 163 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,662 - I'm kidding. - She really is funny. 164 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:46,932 - I think a sitcom's in my future. - The next Mary Tyler Moore. 165 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,701 What do you got there, turtle? 166 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:50,870 - My future. - Tequila? 167 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,572 - Yep. - Ooh, I love tequila. 168 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,441 - Bust it open. - Now? 169 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,843 - What better way to start the day? - Totally. 170 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,945 - Okay. - So this is the business? 171 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,415 Well, I wanted you to taste it first 172 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,884 so you could tell me if you think there is a business. 173 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,253 Oh, e called... wanted to make sure you're gonna be at your meeting on time. 174 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:10,556 Tell him I'm not. But I will be. 175 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,725 Well, to a good meeting 176 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:14,493 that will lead to a great movie. 177 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:17,797 - Movies. Sounds like a franchise. - Let's hope. 178 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,435 - You like? - That's very good. 179 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,737 - Very smooth. - I'm not crazy, right? It's good shit. 180 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:27,073 - No, so what do they want you to do? - Promote. 181 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,041 Oh, you can definitely do that. 182 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,010 Maybe you want to get involved also? 183 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,978 Sure. What do you want me to do? 184 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,948 - I'm gonna talk to e about that. - Okay. 185 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,217 Here's a good luck pancake. 186 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,152 You are an artist. 187 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,254 Cheers. 188 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,823 Same. 189 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,393 - One more. - Yeah. 190 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:49,261 - One more, one more. - You're drinking all my stuff. 191 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:52,698 Stamos is obviously not calling me, so I need you to call him. 192 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,700 - I already left word. - Well, leave word again! 193 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:57,369 - Because something's definitely up. - Relax, drama! 194 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:00,072 I can't relax, e. I got no job, no auditions, nothing. 195 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:03,275 I will call again and as soon as I hear something I will call you back. 196 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:06,545 - Okay? - Okay. Later. 197 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,482 - Morning, jennie. - Morning. 198 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,817 - Any word from stamos yet? - Uh, no, but... 199 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:14,353 Bizarrely enough, Bob Saget is in your office. 200 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,188 Why? 201 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:23,562 - Hey, Bob. - Hey, Eric. 202 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:26,532 What kind of phone do you use? 203 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,601 A blackberry. 204 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,035 Blackberry? Can I see it? 205 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,937 - Why? - I'm thinking of switching 206 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,740 but I don't want to do anything rash, so I want to see it first. 207 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,342 - May I? - Yeah sure. 208 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,377 Thanks. 209 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,882 - Christ. - What? 210 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,817 I have a blackberry, Eric. 211 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,986 I rolled through your calls. You haven't changed your number. 212 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,722 I called you four times this morning and you ignored me. 213 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,725 I just walked in the door. You were going to be my first call. 214 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:56,529 You think if I call you four times, it could maybe be something important? 215 00:09:56,563 --> 00:10:00,199 I don't call anybody four times in a row unless I'm trying to fuck them. 216 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,168 Bob, I'm here now, so what's so important? 217 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,537 - Sloan's on the phone. - Tell her I'll call her back, please? 218 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,305 She sounds a little freaked out. 219 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,808 Gotta take this, Bob. You know how it is. 220 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,377 Oh, please, be my guest. 221 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,981 Hello? Everything okay? 222 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,883 - This is awkward. - What is? 223 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:21,620 I wasn't snooping. I was just on looking for our registry 224 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,957 and happened to see your search history on the computer. 225 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:27,927 - Yeah, and? - Did you Google anal sex? 226 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,365 - Uh... - I mean, I hope it was for me 227 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,667 and not someone else, 'cause... 228 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,835 well yeah, I mean, of course it was for you. 229 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,871 I just... I thought maybe... 230 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,506 maybe you wanted to try it. 231 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,209 E, we've tried it once. 232 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,010 You couldn't look at me. 233 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:48,180 You just kept patting me on the head saying you were sorry. 234 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:52,117 Well yeah, I know. I thought maybe we were doing it wrong so I googled the steps. 235 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,385 Yeah, I read that. 236 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:57,823 - Eric! - Uh, Sloan, I have Bob Saget 237 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,792 - in my office. - Oh my God. 238 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,695 - Am I on speaker? - No, but could we, uh, 239 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,496 could we talk about this tonight? 240 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,799 - Maybe. - Maybe? 241 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,834 Yeah, I might be hiding from you tonight. 242 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,903 Okay, I love you. Bye. 243 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,938 Love you. 244 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,177 Were you just talking about ass sex or something? 245 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,315 - What can I do for you, Bob? - I'll tell you what you can do for me, Eric. 246 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,385 I read a script this morning... a really great script. 247 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,287 A friend gave it to me. I want to do it. 248 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,022 Okay, what is it? I'll get right into it. 249 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:33,726 - I've already gotten into it. Stamos sent it to me. - Jesus. 250 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,594 You sent it to stamos? 251 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:39,398 Stamos and I have been trying to do something together since "full house" ended. 252 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,967 And now you... my manager is trying to keep me from it? 253 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:45,337 - Bob, that is not how it happened. - I am perfect for this. 254 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,641 - Phil Yagoda thinks so also. - You spoke to Phil Yagoda? 255 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:52,077 Yes, I did. Which means there's no commission in this for you. 256 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:55,614 And I still may even fire you. I'm weighing my options. 257 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:01,287 What I need really is a steady respectable job. 258 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,322 Something 9:00 to 5:00, you know? 259 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,758 - I need more structure in my life. - I'm not following you. 260 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,626 Are you talking about something in sales? 261 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:10,262 Because I think the intimidation factor could work in your favor 262 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,197 - or it could be a liability. - No no. 263 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,067 I want to do a real tv show. A real one. 264 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,102 Okay... 265 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,004 - Uh... - Scripted scripted. 266 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,774 Scripted? Oh, I could see you being like the next detective 267 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,642 - on like a "C.S.I.," huh? - No no. 268 00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:25,744 I want to do the black "brady bunch." 269 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,247 I'm trying to rehab my image. I want to dispense 270 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,450 some of this worldly wisdom that I picked up on my journey in life. 271 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,586 Then if Bobby doesn't listen to you, you bite his ear off. 272 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:39,191 - It was a joke, Mike. - But it wasn't funny, Ari. 273 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,826 - Okay? - Well... 274 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:44,029 - It just wasn't funny. - Listen, I'm going to get into it. 275 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,898 I also have a call into Todd Phillips 276 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,267 to make sure he puts you in that "hangover" sequel. 277 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,769 Hey, Todd Phillips knows not to fuck me out of that sequel. 278 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,672 I need more money and I need more talking time. 279 00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:56,108 Listen, you got it. I just need one thing from you. 280 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,377 I need a commitment to this agency. 281 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,612 Don't fuck with me, all right? 282 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,981 Let's not fuck each other. There we go. 283 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,151 - All right, you got it, buddy. - Ari, Jessica Simpson's on one. 284 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,721 Ooh, she'd be a hot Carol Brady. 285 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,622 Show me you're working for me. Show me. 286 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,726 Prove all that lip service you've been giving me. 287 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,529 - Jess, how are you? - Are you seriously trying to summon me in for a meeting? 288 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,532 - What? No. - I haven't heard from you in over a year 289 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,735 and your assistant said you want me to come in for a meeting. 290 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,204 I would love for you to come in for a meeting. 291 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,939 - Ask her. - I just want to tell you 292 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,341 how sorry I am about the loss of your dog. 293 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,877 - That was a year ago! - It's still horrible. 294 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,213 And you never called to say sorry. 295 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,116 Jess, I am... I am so... I am so sorry. 296 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,219 - It's too late, Ari. I'm going with Lizzie. - Go with her where? 297 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,954 C.A.A.? 298 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,489 Jess? 299 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,925 - Ask! - What do you think about doing a remake 300 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,328 of the "brady bunch" with Mike Tyson 301 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,664 as Mike Brady? You love it? 302 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:56,168 - Okay, that's fantastic. - Money in the bank, baby. 303 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,273 - Are you nervous? - No, because you're coming with me. 304 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,609 - Really? - Unless you think you'll be bored? 305 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,678 - I'm never bored. - Oh good, then you can be my manager for the day. 306 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,415 - Does that mean I get to tell you what to do? - You can try, 307 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,150 - t I don't always listen. - Really? 308 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,952 - That the shirt you're gonna wear? - No good? 309 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,889 I mean, it's cool, but you look a little sloppy for a meeting. 310 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,960 I'll be right back. 311 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,896 I'll kill Bob Saget. 312 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,765 No, I'm serious. I will actually kill him. 313 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,835 Did you talk to Phil about this? 314 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,004 - He's not returning my calls. - Then I'll kill Phil. 315 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,839 He's probably dealing with the network. 316 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,841 You have to learn to be a little patient, drama. 317 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,477 - Have you at least heard from stamos? - Yes. 318 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,345 He loves it and he would do it with you, 319 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,115 but he and Bob are best friends, so what's he supposed to do? 320 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,684 It's not called "show friends," it's called "show business"! 321 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,686 - Drama, you need to calm down. - No no. 322 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,788 You've got to get up and get angry. 323 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,790 This script was written for me 324 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,859 and Bob Saget steals it?! 325 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,796 He's a fucking dead man. 326 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,432 He's a fucking dead man. 327 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,335 Drama, where are you going? 328 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,103 To talk to Saget! 329 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,840 - Don't do anything stupid. - Do I ever? 330 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,009 Eric, turtle's on the phone. 331 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,911 Put it through. 332 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,214 - Hey, what's going on? - Are you busy? 333 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,516 - Yeah, kind of. What's up? - I need a meeting. 334 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,750 - With who? - With you. 335 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,419 - About what? - About Vince. 336 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,554 Oh boy, this doesn't sound good. 337 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,823 Don't be so negative. I want to take you for lunch. 338 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:27,326 Just tell me what's going on. I don't have time for lunch. 339 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,628 - Then I'll come there then. - Don't come here! 340 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,396 - I'll see you in 20. - Uh... 341 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,734 It feels like old times. 342 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,770 - You want a demotion? - Oh, papa Ari is cranky 343 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,906 because he hasn't chased clients in a while. 344 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,941 I'm not cranky. I'm just in the zone. 345 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,944 - Hide the dog. - He's a puppy, Ari. Look at the little guy. 346 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,813 Hide the dog. 347 00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:53,185 Look who it is... the guy that used to be my agent. 348 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,020 - That's not nice. - I'm on a tight schedule, 349 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,756 - so let's make the groveling quick. - No groveling. 350 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,259 - Just a gift. - Ta-da! 351 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,461 - What the hell? - I know how devastated you were 352 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,964 after losing little Daisy, so I thought little rose here would ease the pain. 353 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,900 - You really are an asshole. - I know. 354 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:11,336 I didn't call. I never called. I don't deal well with death. 355 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,472 - Have you ever had a dog, Ari? - I-I have one now. 356 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,174 You should know they're not like cars. You don't just replace them. 357 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,510 - Look how fluffy she is. - Hi, I'm fluffy. 358 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,480 - I've been talking to Lizzie. - And who? Who's she with? 359 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,782 - She seems to get me. - She's a teenager. 360 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,651 - And you clearly don't. - Jess. 361 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,086 And Daisy was a maltipoo. That's just a poo. 362 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:30,956 Asshole. 363 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,792 You got her the wrong breed? 364 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,962 - You gave me 30 minutes. That's all they had. - Idiot. 365 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,797 Can I keep him? I'm already attached. 366 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,367 I always wanted to fuck the hulk when I was younger. 367 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,002 - Is that weird? - Uh, a little. 368 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,104 What about aquaman? You want to fuck him? 369 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,140 - I liked the sequel better. - Pfft. 370 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,076 - I'm kidding. - Look, the shocker. 371 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,678 You're gross. 372 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,180 - Oh, and you're so innocent. - You're sick. You're sick. 373 00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,382 - An innocent girl, huh? - You're sick. 374 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,652 Vince, Randall and Stan are ready for you. 375 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,287 We're ready for them. 376 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,389 Yeah... 377 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,493 - Vinnie chase! - Hey, Randall. 378 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,995 - So good to see you again. - You too. 379 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,965 - This is Sasha. - And this is the man, the myth, the legend, 380 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,700 - Stan Lee. - Hi. 381 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,835 - So nice to meet you, Stan. - Oh, you as well. 382 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,606 And sasha... oh, you look familiar. 383 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:24,242 Well, Sasha just did Steven Soderbergh's "the girlfriend experience." 384 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,379 Oh, I didn't see that. What else have you done? 385 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,449 - I've done a bunch of stuff. - Really? Anything I've seen? 386 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,018 Uh, she's done dozens of independents. 387 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,654 At your age? Boy, that's terrific. 388 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,659 Get down here, Bob, and take your beating. 389 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,995 Drama, you're acting insane. Put the bat down. 390 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,330 Yeah, leave him alone. Bob is a good man. 391 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,566 Yeah, a good man who's trying to steal my life! 392 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,035 - I didn't steal anything! - Oh yeah? 393 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,204 A guy writes a script for me, 394 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,473 and you just swoop in and take it? 395 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,577 Now get down here before I start smashing cars! 396 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,079 Please don't hit the volkswagen! That one is mine. 397 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,615 Who says he wrote it for you? 398 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,051 Roger Jay says. 399 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,920 - The writer? - I know Roger, drama. 400 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,056 He told that to everybody. 401 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,859 He gave it to me six months ago. I just never opened it. 402 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,460 Yeah right! 403 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,429 Come inside. We'll call Roger together. 404 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,165 - I'll prove it to you. - Are you kidding? 405 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,567 My hand to God. 406 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,304 Jesus Christ. 407 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,374 I'll give you a blowjob if it'll make you feel better. 408 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,511 What? I'm just trying to make him feel better. 409 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,514 I've got Sunnin coming in for lunch. 410 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,349 Great kebabs. 411 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,418 I don't want kebabs, Bob. 412 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,486 I want a life. 413 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,689 I'm sorry, drama. 414 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,791 I really am. 415 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,360 - Are you out of your mind? - You're not even listening to me. 416 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,829 I heard every word you said, turtle, not one of which I like. 417 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,564 - Why not? - Because Vince isn't going 418 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,233 to be the face of some tequila company. He's not aunt jemima. 419 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,003 You know, I could have just asked him, skipped right over you. 420 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,738 And I appreciate that, but still. 421 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,907 He just gave you 30 grand for your car service. 422 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,408 The car service ain't working. 423 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,744 I'm sorry about that. I know how hard you tried. 424 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,080 Can you at least consider how hard I would try on this? 425 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,215 Okay, I just got off the phone with Randall Wallace. 426 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,551 - How'd the meeting go? - Not great. 427 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,386 - Vince brought Sasha. - Come on. 428 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,655 - Yeah, and apparently he was drunk. - Drunk? 429 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,390 Vince? 430 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,560 I wasn't drunk. 431 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,695 Well, they said you smelled like Mexico. 432 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:26,264 That's 'cause I had some of turtle's tequila for breakfast. 433 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,166 But I totally sobered up before I got there. 434 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,268 I'm not dumb enough to go to a meeting drunk, e. 435 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:33,472 - Yeah, but you're dumb enough to bring a porn star. 436 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,308 I told you. Stan Lee totally knew who you were. 437 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,377 I know. I saw the moment when he placed me... he turned beet red. 438 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,013 - All right, so what did he say? - They'd like you for the movie, 439 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:45,150 but they've seen a lot of fuck-ups in this town and they're concerned, Vince. 440 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,519 E, the truth is I had a Vicodin this morning, 441 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,088 which I wouldn't have had if I knew I'd be drinking. 442 00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:53,959 - Why'd you take a Vicodin? - My back... it's been hurting since the accident. 443 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,229 E, just tell him I'm fine. I'll go back, I'll meet him again. 444 00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:00,565 I told him you were fine. I also told him we needed an offer immediately. 445 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,567 Oooh, I like the aggressive attitude. 446 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,437 - All right, I'll talk to you later. - Later. 447 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,176 Would you at least try this? 448 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,812 - I don't have to be involved? - Yes. 449 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,547 I don't know why you're being so aggressive. 450 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,349 I'm just... is Andrew coming back? 451 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,719 - Have we not a had a good six months without him? - Answer the fucking question. 452 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,622 No, he is not coming back. He is a coke-fiend sex addict 453 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,792 who wrote checks out of this company's account to buy hookers. 454 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,727 So no, he will never work here again. 455 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,062 Addiction's a disease. You have no sympathy. 456 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,365 I have sympathy. I'm just trying to help your career. 457 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,301 - My career's in great shape. - It's gotten even better since you got here, right? 458 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,703 - I like that Lizzie. - Well don't, because she's bad news. 459 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,273 If I've gotta have an agent, why can't I have one who's attractive 460 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:44,509 - and bright and attractive? - You know she's not gonna fuck you, right? 461 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,178 I'm certain that's not what I meant. 462 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,146 - You know she fucked Andrew? - Seriously? 463 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,048 That's what caused his whole spiral. 464 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,185 It wasn't the drugs. It was her evil pussy that lured him in. 465 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,786 That's why I have no sympathy. 466 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,621 I know, but you're still a douche 467 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,224 and I don't need your help getting work or laid. 468 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,859 Where'd she go? She go to u.T.A.? 469 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,495 I'm... I'm sorry. Ari, Jessica Simpson's here. 470 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,297 - Right now? - Yes, what should I tell her? 471 00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,365 Tell her I'll be with her in one second. 472 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,435 I'm glad I'm leaving, that way you don't have to end my meeting early for a pop star. 473 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:13,004 She acts as well, by the way. 474 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,407 - She looks great. - She looks perfect. 475 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,509 And she's single. You know what John Mayer said about her. 476 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,945 - No, I don't and you're an animal. - Sexual napalm. 477 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,980 You love the smell of napalm in the morning. 478 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,115 - It smells like victory. - All right. 479 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,552 Jessica! You changed your mind. 480 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,020 - I'm working on her, Ari. - Go. 481 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,423 I can't stop thinking about the dog. I want him. 482 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,491 Come in, come in. I want you to meet someone. 483 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,660 Jessica, this is the great Aaron sorkin. 484 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,929 - Hi, it's really nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. 485 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,265 I saw the previews for "the social network. " It looks great. 486 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,267 That's really nice of you to say... and it's actually 487 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,436 - more than Ari's had to say about it. - What are you talking about? 488 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,972 I'm now on Facebook because of you. I got 600 friends. 489 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,673 And John Mayer's not one of them. 490 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,876 How many of those friends actually like you, Ari? 491 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,944 - I've set the over-under at none. - Wow. 492 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,913 You two play off each other really well. 493 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,816 I say you kids go to dinner and possibly you write something 494 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,318 serious for her, like Mariah in "precious," 495 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,787 only she's younger and southern. It'll be amazing. 496 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:06,091 - I may have a better idea. Are you free? - Yeah, absolutely. 497 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,126 - I want the dog. - I want a commitment 498 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,762 from both of you that you will stay with this agency. 499 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,531 - For now. - Where's the dog? 500 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,200 Lloyd! 501 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:21,006 - Isn't he delicious? - Find something else to cook for dinner. 502 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,641 - Jessica's taking him. - No... 503 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,943 - Here we go, honey. - Hi. 504 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,211 - Huh? - Hi. 505 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:28,280 Perfection. Take a picture, Lloyd. 506 00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:31,049 Take a picture. Look at that. 507 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,817 Any word when he'll be in? 508 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,787 He hasn't checked in. I'm sorry, you really should go. 509 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,590 - I got nowhere to be. - What are you doing here, drama? 510 00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:40,725 I'm not doing anything. What are you doing here? 511 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,928 I came here to make sure you didn't do anything stupid. 512 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,230 - Phil's not here. - Yeah, I know. I spoke to him. 513 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:48,900 - Where is he? - He's been battling with the network all day. 514 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:51,803 They want Saget. 515 00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:54,839 - I wish I could've done more. - I'm not mad at you, e. 516 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,742 I'm not even mad at Saget. 517 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:01,279 It's that piece-of-shit writer I want dead. 518 00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:02,781 You just gotta let it go. 519 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,350 I mean, you were too good-looking for that part anyway. 520 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,053 - Yeah. - What part was that? 521 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,927 ♪ First off, it's the righteous baby... ♪ 522 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,697 - go! - ♪ See how some girls go crazy... ♪ 523 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,566 you're too good. 524 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,935 - Hey, turtle. - What up? 525 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,071 I gotta say I'm loving this tequila. 526 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:27,939 We're gonna have to get some more. 527 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,308 That may have been the last case. 528 00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:32,610 Bummer! Why? 529 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,247 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 530 00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:39,017 E says you had a rough day. Are you okay? 531 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:41,720 - Don't I look okay? - Yeah. 532 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,688 - I guess you do. - Well, good! 533 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:46,491 Come, drink! Tell us your troubles. 534 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:54,099 Jesus, what are you doing here? 535 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:57,435 I saved the most important meeting of the day for last. 536 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:58,937 - Well, you seem happy. - I am. 537 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,538 I set out to conquer and I did. 538 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:03,441 - It seems I can still hustle. - You haven't sold me yet. 539 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:06,578 - Let me show you how much you mean to me. - Maybe I want to hear it. 540 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,080 I... ba... can we do it after? I can't focus. 541 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,182 I still have blue balls from this morning. 542 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,885 - You lost your hustle. - I love you. 543 00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:17,822 You are the most important person in the world to me. 544 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,759 I'm sorry that I take you for granted. 545 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:24,262 I owe everything to you and you're beautiful. 546 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,065 Okay, you can tell me more after we're done. 547 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:31,636 - Wow. - Mmm. 548 00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:41,079 - Please stop ringing. 549 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,381 What are you doing, baby? 550 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:45,617 I'm giving you a taste of your own medicine. 551 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:48,586 - Hello? - Hi, I have Amanda Daniels calling for Ari. 552 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:51,256 Just a second. Amanda Daniels. 553 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,895 Hello. 554 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,631 - Good evening, Ari. - Please don't tell me you're the one 555 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,300 who picked up the stray Lizzie from the harsh gutter of life. 556 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,969 I couldn't believe someone who's always had such an eye for talent 557 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,671 was willing to let her go. 558 00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:09,374 I think your eye has grown cataracts, 559 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,476 because as you've seen by the day's events, 560 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,778 anyone she wants or has, 561 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:17,449 be it a sitcom actor or a circus freak, I'm going after. 562 00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:19,651 Well, she's going after you too, Ari. 563 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,020 - And I'm gonna help her. - How's that? 564 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:23,988 I've been watching Lizzie for a while. 565 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,524 I actually offered her a job six months ago. 566 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:30,361 She turned me down, said the future looked very bright with you. 567 00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:34,833 I said, okay, perhaps. But in case you're wrong, just keep a journal, 568 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:38,269 write down everything that goes on over there. 569 00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:40,004 So she did. 570 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,674 - So what? - So I'm going to make your life miserable 571 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,409 like you once made mine. 572 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:45,610 Good night, Ari. 573 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,815 - What was that all about? - Nothing. Baby, let's go back to us. 574 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:53,017 - Are you angry? - Uh-huh. 575 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,453 I think I'll take a rain check. 576 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,560 I've already disappointed enough people today. 577 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:04,996 - We don't have to do this. - Don't move. 578 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:07,332 It says I move, you stay. 579 00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:09,100 I'm staying. 580 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:11,870 You sure we shouldn't go back and spend a little more time on step one? 581 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,938 - Shut up. - Sorry. 582 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,742 - Is it in? - Yes. 583 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:19,477 - You sure? - Shhh. 584 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:25,817 - Are you kidding? - What? 585 00:26:25,851 --> 00:26:28,319 I just want you to take your time. I don't want to bug you. 586 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:30,288 - Focus. 587 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,123 - You're mean. 588 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,859 - Ow! - Seriously? 589 00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:37,295 - You' strangling it! - Deal. 590 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,397 - We are going to do this. - We don't have to. 591 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,332 Don't be a pussy. 592 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:45,603 Ow, motherfucker! 593 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:48,106 - Oh my God, I am so sorry. - Why did you do that? 594 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,607 Well, you called me a pussy. 595 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:55,580 What are we doing? 596 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,449 I don't know. I like your vagina. Is that so wrong? 597 00:26:58,484 --> 00:27:00,251 No. 598 00:27:02,588 --> 00:27:05,089 Oh my God, I need another shot. 599 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,025 Pour me one too. 600 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:09,394 - Are you sure you're okay? 601 00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:12,363 Uh, no. Here's your phone. 602 00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:14,465 I'll be lying here recovering. 603 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,634 - Hey, what's up, Vince? - Don't be mad, e. 604 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:19,437 - This doesn't sound good. - Turtle did not betray you. 605 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,973 - I got it out of him. - Are you drunk again? 606 00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:24,242 No no no, it's not drunk. It's like a high. 607 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:27,078 This tequila's special and... 608 00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:28,513 I want to be involved. 609 00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:30,348 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 610 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,150 There's nothing to talk about, e. 611 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:35,620 We take care of our own and turtle is one of ours. 612 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,789 Good night. 613 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,427 You look like I feel. 614 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:48,428 Sync by honeybunny www.Addic7ed.Com 615 00:27:48,601 --> 00:27:51,069 ♪ that's how it all begins, drama teens ♪ 616 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:53,504 ♪ stop when I roll out, that's just my life, you dig? ♪ 617 00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:55,540 ♪ fall in love as soon as I fall out ♪ 618 00:27:55,574 --> 00:27:57,041 ♪ this time it's different ♪ 619 00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:58,977 ♪ like front row to a show, but it's sold out ♪ 620 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,545 ♪ got me scared to leave my seat ♪ 621 00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:02,347 ♪ gotta hit this road to eat ♪ 622 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,015 ♪ is this how real love should feel? ♪ 623 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,184 ♪ got a pimp thinking he can get off these streets ♪ 624 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,685 ♪ and off these freaks and more at home ♪ 625 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,454 ♪ I wonder if she think about me when I'm gone ♪ 626 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,689 ♪ why the hell is she ain't answering her phone? ♪ 627 00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:13,958 ♪ is she all alone? 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