1 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,633 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:18,828 So they're just gonna give him 100 grand? 3 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,663 Cash, in a bag, that's correct. 4 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,165 Just to show up to a party? 5 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,333 Just to show up. You don't even have to smile, Vin. 6 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,919 - Only in America. - No, only in Vegas. 7 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,921 So what do you say, E? Should we go? 8 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,840 Well, seeing that you told the Hollywood Foreign Press 9 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,133 that the whole town is a bunch of dickheads, 10 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,135 I don't think anybody's gonna miss us. 11 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,888 - What you're saying is, we should go. - Have I ever said no to Vegas? 12 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,598 Be like saying no to a blowjob. 13 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,224 What do you say, Johnny? Vegas? 14 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:43,394 Uh, love to, bro, but I'm shooting my pilot on the 30th. 15 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:46,272 - I gotta stay rested. - You're turning down Vegas, Drama? 16 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,107 I'm gonna be turning down a lot of things, Turtle, 17 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,693 now that I'm a working actor. Better get used to it. 18 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,987 You know, Johnny, there are many different Vegases. 19 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,364 You could go and just spot. 20 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,200 Don't you have that masseuse you love over there? 21 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,410 Oh, yeah, Ken at the Hard Rock. 22 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,162 - (CORK POPS) - He's got hands of gold. 23 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,414 It's insane that you let a man rub your body. 24 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:06,292 No, what's insane is that you think a massage is sexual. 25 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,212 A real massage requires strong, manly hands, 26 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,380 which my boy Ken has got in spades. 27 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,800 After 24 hours with Ken, 28 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,093 I'm ready for work. Absolutely, bro, I'm in. 29 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,095 Nice. Let's do it. 30 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,306 - Who's gonna break the news to Ari? - Oh... 31 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,016 be happy to. 32 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,768 Vin, this is not the time to go to Vegas. 33 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,937 You've got a serious public image problem right now. 34 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,188 That's why I'm going, Ari. 35 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,774 Hoping by the time I get back, everyone will have forgotten about it. 36 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,235 Come on, Vinnie, listen, we need to get you a job. 37 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,153 - You read any of those scripts? - I brought 'em with. 38 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:35,780 Thought you might read 'em to me. 39 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:39,242 - What do you mean? - I mean, we could use a chaperone. 40 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:42,787 - Help keep us out of trouble. - I'm not going to Vegas on a Wednesday. 41 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,622 - Come on, what else you got to do? - I have the theater 42 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:47,500 with the wife and her mother tonight. 43 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,293 Move over, I'm in. 44 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:52,088 Nice relaxing Wednesday may be just what I need. 45 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,423 DRAMA: Vegas, baby, Vegas! 46 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,592 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 47 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,162 I'm sorry, baby, you know I'd rather be 48 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,874 at "Menopause, the Musical" tonight than here, but I got kidnapped! 49 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,500 - It's true! - You see that, baby? 50 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:32,211 - Will you sign this? - I'm sorry, honey... 51 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,463 - Hello? Hello? - Is she mad? 52 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,382 She said she'd rather see me gagged and bound 53 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,217 like a real kidnappee, yeah, so I think so. 54 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,635 (PHONE RINGING) 55 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,845 Oh, all right, here comes the apology. 56 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,221 Hey, baby. 57 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,390 I put $6 million into this company 58 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,351 and find out at the staff meeting that you're at the roulette table? 59 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,645 - Oh, hey, Babs, how are ya? - What the fuck are you doing, Ari? 60 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,690 I'm taking care of a high-priority client, that's what I'm doing. 61 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,151 - You have 150 clients to keep happy. - ARl: Barbara... 62 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,028 You need to manage your time more efficiently. 63 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,488 - You're not my mother, Babs. - Fuck you, Ari. 64 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,449 See, my mother would never speak to me that way. 65 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,117 - (PHONE BEEPS) - I hate women! 66 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,453 - Not all women. - (LAUGHING) 67 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:06,954 Who's got five? 68 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,040 Ready and waiting, bro. 69 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,249 - What's this? - Tradition. 70 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,543 When we were kids, we'd hit AC, we'd put five bucks on red. 71 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,920 We win, we knew it'd be a good weekend. 72 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,213 ARl: What if you lose? TURTLE: Vince never loses. 73 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,840 Five on red. 74 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,842 TURTLE: Come on! 75 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,012 - DEALER: Red 16. - (CHEERING) 76 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,222 - It's gonna be a good weekend. - Keep the change, bro. 77 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,682 Hey, Vinnie, what do you say we go halves? 78 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,517 We'll do like a gambling partnership. 79 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,102 - Okay, Ari, you're on. - All right. 80 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,813 - Hey! Vinnie Chase. - Seth. 81 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,106 - What's up, dude? - What's up? 82 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,816 You here for that thing at Body English tonight? 83 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,069 - Yeah. - Cool, yeah, me too. It should be fun. 84 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,445 - I brought my whole crew out. - Definitely. 85 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:42,490 - You know Ari Gold, my agent? - Never met, big fan. 86 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,116 (CHUCKLES) That's funny dude. 87 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,993 That pinky bought me a house in Malibu. 88 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,828 (IMITATING DR. EVIL) Malibu! 89 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,039 And I think you know E. 90 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,540 How you doing, Seth? Good to see you again. 91 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,627 How you doing, man? How'd that thing work out for you at the hotel? 92 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:55,795 Like I said, it wasn't what it looked like. 93 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,755 Like I said, it never is. 94 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,090 So, how's Sloan, man? 95 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,925 She's still good, Seth. 96 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,344 Cool, hey, do me a favor. Tell her I said "What up," okay? 97 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,845 Yeah, I will. I'll tell her that. 98 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,889 - All right. See ya. - VINCE: See ya. 99 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,767 - What's up, Seth? - Oh, Johnny Drama. 100 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,394 - How you doing, man? - Did you hear about my pilot? 101 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,020 - No! Congratulations! - Thanks, bro. 102 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:16,774 Good for you, man! You could use the work. (SNICKERS) 103 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,776 What the fuck is up with this guy? 104 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,319 Every time I see him, he asks me about Sloan 105 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,238 and he's got a shit-eating grin on his face. 106 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,156 - Don't get all panicky, E. - Seriously, E, 107 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,825 you'd be jealous if he said they were cousins. 108 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,494 - What does that mean? - It means you're a jealous guy. 109 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,246 - TURTLE: Always have been. - Bullshit. 110 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,331 Face it E, you're like Eric Roberts in "Star 80." 111 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,958 How would you know? 112 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,085 - I've heard stories. - Yeah? Name one example. 113 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,045 Andy Abetemarco, 10th grade. 114 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,047 You punched him in the head just because he got assigned 115 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:41,716 to be Audrey Polini's lab partner. 116 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,010 There's more to that story, Turtle, he stole her frog. 117 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,928 - Hey, you know they got married? - Really? 118 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,680 No, but see, you're still jealous. 119 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,640 - Whatever. - Whatever, exactly. 120 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:52,226 - I don't think Seth meant anything. - All right. 121 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,478 Nice room, Turtle. 122 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,522 Hey, boys, fruit's all green. 123 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,232 Whoa, easy with that, Ari. 124 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,692 It's from Body English. 125 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:02,361 (SNIFFS) Ah! 100k, Vince. 126 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,114 (SNIFFS) Nice. 127 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,450 Hey Vinnie, who'd you have to fuck to get that? 128 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,119 No fucking, Ari. I just have to go to a party. 129 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,620 Not according to this itinerary. 130 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,081 Says you also gotta be at a pool event this afternoon and then drinks 131 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,250 - with the contestants tonight. - Contestants? 132 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,835 Yeah, says you're judging a beauty contest. 133 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:20,337 - Queen of the Strip. - Sounds like a bonus. 134 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,465 Sounds like I don't know what you got us into as usual. 135 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,467 So far it all looks pretty good, doesn't it? 136 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,385 Yeah, we'll see about that. I'm gonna go check it out. 137 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:29,388 I'm comin' with you. Hey, Vinnie, go win us some money. 138 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,099 God damn, I feel at ease. 139 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,726 I'm out. 140 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,311 E: You brought your own robe? 141 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,438 Why wouldn't I? (SCOFFS) 142 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:38,981 (LAUGHS) 143 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,900 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 144 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,162 (CHEERING) 145 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,805 - Mind if we join you? - WOMAN: Sure. 146 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:13,682 - I'll take some chips, please. - All of it? 147 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,935 - Well, 10 is yours, do what you want. - Really? 148 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,853 Yeah, man. Commission. You earned it. 149 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,064 (LAUGHS) Thank you, Vince! 150 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,024 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 151 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,366 (CHATTERING, LAUGHING) 152 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,829 - E: Uh-oh. - You... you booked him into this? 153 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,789 - Turtle did. - Nice job managing. 154 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,083 This should be great for his image. 155 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,626 E: What are you doing? 156 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,586 I'm on vay-cay. 157 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:44,130 Getting a cocktail. 158 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:47,049 - (CAMERAS CLICKING) - All right. What are we drinking? 159 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,056 WOMAN: Yes, we have you down for it... 160 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,767 - Johnny! - Hey, Ken! 161 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,603 - It's been a while. - How are ya, buddy? 162 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,021 (CHUCKLES) 163 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,566 Good to see ya. You look great. You look great. 164 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,151 I lost a couple pounds. 165 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,486 - Yeah, it shows. - Thanks. 166 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,488 What have you got there? 167 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:12,366 California almonds. I remember last time I was in town 168 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:15,202 you said you couldn't find a decent almond in the desert, 169 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,329 so I thought, well... 170 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,039 Wow. I can't believe you remembered. 171 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,624 That's really thoughtful. 172 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,627 I got an elephant's brain, Ken. I remember everything. 173 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,255 - You ready? - Yeah, let's do it, 174 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,841 I'm stressed like a motherfucker. 175 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:32,553 VINCE: A little of that, a little of this, some of that... 176 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,725 All right, come on, baby! Come on! 177 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,727 - Yes! - (SCREAMING, CHEERING) 178 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,770 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 179 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,981 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 180 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,237 He should just cancel this. 181 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,989 Definitely. 182 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,492 - He's up 2500. - Oh yeah? 183 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:58,287 That means I'm up 1250. Drinks are on me, E. 184 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,581 - One more for the road? - Definitely. 185 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,292 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 186 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,545 Oh Ken, you have not lost your touch. 187 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,090 All these compliments are gonna make me insecure. 188 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,593 Well don't be. You've got the gift. 189 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,637 - No doubt. - Thanks. 190 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,806 In fact, I'd like to lock you down for the rest of the day. 191 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,183 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 192 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,602 I'll double your rate. 193 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,480 'Cause I don't want these hands touching anyone but me. 194 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,148 Ooh... 195 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,484 Hit me. 196 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,946 - DEALER: Sorry, sir. - Hey, you can't stay hot forever. 197 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,824 - Hit. - Ah, but Turtle can! 198 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,743 Hey, jerkoff, you signed him up 199 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,079 - to judge a stripper contest. - Really? 200 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,747 - Titties? - It's a stripper contest. 201 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,582 - Nice. - Vin, you should cancel. 202 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,084 - I agree. - Can't cancel. 203 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,418 Yeah, you can. You didn't sign anything. 204 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,003 - Just give the money back. - Money's gone, E. 205 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,422 - What are you talking about? - I hit a little cold streak. 206 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,590 E: You lost 100 grand? 207 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,426 - Something like that. - But we're partners. 208 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,637 Oh, shit, I forgot. 209 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,514 Means I'm only really down 50. (CHUCKLES) 210 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,350 Shoulda partnered up with me, Ari. I'm up 1200. 211 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,601 I get to two grand, 212 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,145 I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho. 213 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,689 But Turtle, I already gave you 10. 214 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,357 I only pay for pussy with profits. 215 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,984 I thought you never lose, Vin. 216 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,652 It's not a loss till we leave Nevada. 217 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,821 - I'll win it back. Don't you worry. - I'm worried, Vin. 218 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,407 - I'm worried! - If you want out, cut your losses... 219 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,951 What, and miss the boat when you go on a million dollar run? 220 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,202 - No way, count me in. - All right. 221 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,954 Vince, you gotta blow off this stripper thing, man. 222 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,956 - No, let's go, it'll be fun. - TURTLE: It will be. 223 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,292 And we gotta be at the pool for the meet-and-greet in five minutes. 224 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,876 - That'll definitely be fun. - Let's do it. 225 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,629 Fuck the pool, let's win our money back. 226 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,631 You don't care about him judging a stripper contest, Ari? 227 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,216 Which is worse for his image? 228 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,634 That he judges a stripper contest, 229 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,761 or he loses a couple hundred thousand at the fucking tables? 230 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,596 Table's not going anywhere, calm down. 231 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,557 Hey, yo, E! 232 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,184 Hey, did you tell Sloan I said "What up"? 233 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,228 - No, Seth. - Why not? 234 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,856 Because it was like a half an hour ago. 235 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,524 It's just a phone call, man. Make the call. 236 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,067 - Say "What up." - Yeah, E. 237 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,986 Make the call, say "What up." 238 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,867 So this dickhead is saying what, that he fucked my girlfriend? 239 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,327 I don't know, E. 240 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,745 It's hard to say what he was saying. 241 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,372 It's not hard to say. Seth Green landed on Plymouth Rock 242 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,291 - before you did, E. Wake up. - No shot. 243 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,044 I'm so not interested in this! Can we please go out there and win some money? 244 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,628 - Please, Vinnie! - The strippers aren't even here yet. 245 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,464 Look, E, it could've been years ago. 246 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:16,342 The guy's been running around Hollywood since he was like 12. 247 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,385 And Sloan does like her men petite. 248 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,179 Fuck that. I know every guy she's been with. 249 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,638 How? What, did you make a list? 250 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:25,309 Yeah, Turtle. Couples make lists. You wouldn't know that for obvious reasons. 251 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,644 Where the fuck are these girls! Somebody... 252 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,229 What Ari, you and your wife didn't make lists? 253 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,774 - We did. I'm the only one on it. - Yeah, right. 254 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,400 Look E, I don't wanna rile you up, 255 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,027 but I've done the list thing. 256 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,695 What, did you hand over a hard drive, Vin? 257 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:40,199 It was big. But I did leave some off. Everyone does. 258 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,241 So what, you're saying that... 259 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,035 that Sloan left Seth Green off the list? 260 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:46,080 I think everybody leaves someone off the list. 261 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,831 Except you. 262 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,459 I'm calling. 263 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,711 Ain't you gonna call your wife, Ari? 264 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,589 I don't care if my wife's getting fucked right now, Turtle, 265 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,050 I need to get my money back! 266 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,344 - Oh! - Uh-oh. 267 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,845 - Hi, Vince. - Hello. 268 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,807 I'm Joanne, but I go by the stage name of Cheyenne. 269 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,642 I understand you're judging the contest. 270 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,143 - Yes... - Is there anything I can do 271 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,479 - to get you to vote for me? - Yeah, Vince, 272 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,481 what's a girl gotta do to get a vote around here? 273 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,441 Come on, Vince, we're gonna get stuck here all day. Let's go. 274 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,902 Girls, due to circumstances beyond my control... 275 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,154 - Me! - I have to go. 276 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,823 But talk to my boy, Turtle, here. 277 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,951 He's the eyes, mouth and ears of this operation. 278 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,078 - Enjoy. - First, the commission, now this? 279 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,287 This is like Christmas. 280 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,248 - Hi, Turtle. - How you doin'? 281 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,125 So you're really his eyes and ears? 282 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,710 Ken, whatever happened to that pretty little 283 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,796 Filipino girlfriend of yours, Annie? 284 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,465 Sore subject. 285 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,217 She just moved out a week ago. 286 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,677 Fuck her. 287 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,804 Hands like yours... her loss. 288 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,307 - Still hurts. - Yeah, I hear you, Ken. 289 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,268 You know what? 290 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,187 Johnny Drama's got just the cure for your heartbreak. 291 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,897 Really? What's that? 292 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,483 Boys' night out. 293 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,528 Just a good steak, nice bottle of red, 294 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,239 couple cigars and some good conversation. 295 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,199 You do that, Ken, and you'll forget 296 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,118 all about women in no time. 297 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,412 I don't usually go out socially with clients, Johnny. 298 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,790 Ken, I'd like to think after all this time 299 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,917 you look at me as more than just a client. 300 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,214 Oh, Eric. He's so annoying. 301 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,466 Annoying how? 302 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,800 We were on a teen tour together, 303 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,428 and he was obsessed with me for like the entire trip. 304 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:28,682 - But you never dated him? - No, Eric, I never dated him. 305 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,976 TURTLE: This is a tough competition, girls, 306 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,145 and what, with a $25,000 prize, 307 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,230 everybody needs an edge. 308 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,857 Fortunately for you, 309 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,901 I left my integrity back in Los Angeles. 310 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,154 - (GIRLS LAUGH) - My vote is 100% for sale. 311 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,702 Hit me. 312 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,831 Jesus! 313 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,125 ARl: What the fuck are you smirking about? 314 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,793 Huh? Where are you going? 315 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,629 Oh, I'm not feeling it right now. You can't force the cards. 316 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,465 - How much are we down? - Uh, 110. Each. 317 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,509 Jesus! 318 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,470 - We'll get it back after dinner. - I'm not hungry, Vinnie. 319 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,473 You take the reins, maybe you'll have better luck. 320 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,893 Don't go too crazy, I don't wanna lose more than 500 grand. 321 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,689 Bring it. Bring it! 322 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,691 So you talked to her, 323 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,027 - and she said nothing happened? - Right. 324 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,445 Why's he trying to make it like something did? 325 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,863 'Cause he's a jerkoff. 326 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,032 - Why are you so calm? - The old E 327 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,867 would not have been able to control himself. 328 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,744 The old E, "Mad Dog" E, 329 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,371 woulda bit Seth Green's ear off. 330 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,748 Guys, I'm a grown man. I don't fight anymore. 331 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,208 Oh, way to be mature. 332 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,627 Yeah, you're really entering your latter years gracefully. 333 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,671 - E: Speaking of latter years... - (LAUGHS) 334 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,798 Fuck off, E. (CHUCKLES) 335 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,508 How relaxed do I look? 336 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,719 Mmm, you look like you died in 1983. 337 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,805 Wait till you see me after a shower, 338 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,057 I'm gonna sparkle like the 4th of July. 339 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,561 Wait till you see dinner. I got 10 of the best strippers in town 340 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,437 - joining us tonight. - VINCE: Oooh! 341 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,981 Strippers? Why? 342 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,566 Now, shouldn't it be, strippers, how 343 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,984 - and thank you? - Thank you. 344 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,403 Look, we don't want girls at the table tonight. 345 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,780 I'm just trying to keep this trip free of distractions. 346 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,366 We? Who's we? 347 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,118 Ken. He's gonna be joining us tonight. 348 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,953 (SCOFFS) You don't want strippers at dinner 349 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,038 'cause your gay masseuse is joining us? 350 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,082 I'm really starting to worry about you, Drama. 351 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,293 Oh please, Turtle, Ken is not gay. 352 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,546 In fact, if I release him on the strippers tonight, 353 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,214 you're gonna be shit out of luck. 354 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,301 - (LAUGHS) - Oh, please. Bring it on. 355 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,637 TURTLE: So, have you seen "Brokeback Mountain," Kenneth? 356 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,181 Nah. I don't get to the movies. 357 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,100 When I'm not working, I'm usually training. 358 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,603 - Training for what? - Well, it's probably too late for me, 359 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,438 but I still dream of the NFL. 360 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:43,358 - You play ball? - Ken was a superstar at U of A. 361 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,611 I don't know about superstar. 362 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,322 Oh, yes. Yes you were. 363 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:51,116 And a second-round draft pick for the San Diego Chargers. 364 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,493 Went 74 yards and three receptions 365 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:56,622 in his first NFL quarter, then blew out his knee. 366 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,373 - (GROANS) - Fucking Astroturf. 367 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,958 That sucks, man. 368 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,336 You really do remember everything, Johnny. 369 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:06,173 - Elephant brain. - Turtle, girls. 370 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,302 Watch this. 371 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,887 - Hey, Shelby. - Hi, Turtle. 372 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,138 - Crystal. - Hi, Turtle. 373 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,806 - Tiffany. - Hi, sweetie. 374 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,350 - This is Bunny. - Hey, Turtle. 375 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,393 And Minx. 376 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,063 Yo, E, be cool. 377 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,276 (LAUGHS) I'm cool, Vince. I'm totally cool. 378 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,986 What do ya got, what do ya got? Come on, come on. 379 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,488 Show me a little love, little love, little love. 380 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,782 What do ya think... fuck! 381 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,117 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 382 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,246 Can I have another marker? 383 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,207 Please? Please... 384 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:45,253 - (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) - (CROWD CHATTERING) 385 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,843 (GIGGLING) 386 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,845 This is Mt. Kilimanjaro, 387 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,682 one of the tallest mountains on earth and it's freezing. 388 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,018 So I say to this girl, 389 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:03,063 "I'd be happy to give up my canteen for you, 390 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,399 but what are you gonna give up for me?" 391 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,818 - (LAUGHING) - Fantastic. 392 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,570 Oh, Ken. 393 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,532 I gotta hit the head. I'll be right back. 394 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,120 So? 395 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,122 - I love him. - I told you. 396 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,749 Let's hit the bar. 397 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,710 Maybe I should check on Ari, see how he's doing. 398 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,336 He can't be doing any worse than you. 399 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,423 Oh, it's Vinnie Chase and the chasers! 400 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,216 Hey, let me get a couple more Jager shots 401 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,552 - for the boys from Queens over there. - No thanks. 402 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,303 What's the matter, you don't drink, Eric? 403 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,805 I drink vodka, Seth. I stopped drinking Jager in high school. 404 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,889 (CHUCKLES) 405 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,433 Oh! (LAUGHS) 406 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,309 But listen, I told Sloan you said "What up." 407 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,729 Mmm. What'd she say? 408 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:44,896 She said "What up." 409 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,816 - That's all? - That's all. 410 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,901 All right. All right. 411 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,070 You tell her I said "What up" back. 412 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:55,365 Yeah, man. Don't forget to tell her he said "What up" back. 413 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,783 (SCOFFS) 414 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,453 What is wrong with these guys? They're like retards. 415 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,912 Yeah, but you were calm. 416 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,915 Yeah, but is it gonna last though, E? Or are we doing battle? 417 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,418 We're not doin' battle, Drama. It ain't gonna happen. 418 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,961 All right. 419 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,380 All this testosterone has put a kink in my neck. 420 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,174 I'm gonna have to get Ken to work that out. 421 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,677 Better hurry up, Drama, looks like he's working one out right now. 422 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,512 Christ almighty. 423 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,723 - (LAUGHING) - Oh, that's Amber. 424 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,475 TURTLE: Country girl, promised me three days 425 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,935 in her father's cabin in Montana if she wins. 426 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,645 Turtle, I know it's a stripper contest, 427 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,731 but I can't pick someone 'cause she promised to fuck you. 428 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,358 I don't care who wins. I cut deals with all of 'em. 429 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,364 Uh, sweetheart, this guy's with me tonight. 430 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,242 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to relax before the competition. 431 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,787 Sorry, sister, I got my own problems. 432 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,290 Fuck you! 433 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,669 - I'm feeling good, Ari. Let me sit. - Ari, relax. 434 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,755 - How much we down? - 200 and fuckin' 70! 435 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:52,881 We can get that back. 436 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,382 You're gonna get thrown outta here, calm down. 437 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,051 He's a little upset. 438 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,471 I'll take another marker for 100,000 please. Thanks, Sam. 439 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,641 So, Ken, did you get to sample those almonds I gave you? 440 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,392 - Oh, they were terrific, John. - (CHUCKLES) 441 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,144 Brought me right back to my childhood. 442 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,646 Yeah, I knew you'd appreciate 'em. 443 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,606 Oh, crap. 444 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,441 They must have closed shop early tonight. 445 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,818 Oh, no, no, no... 446 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,569 How 'bout we just reconvene in the morning? 447 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,405 No, no. There's no way I can sleep without a rubdown. 448 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,282 Let's take it back to my room, huh? 449 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,077 Uh... yeah... okay. 450 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,671 - Split 'em. - How much is that? 451 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,757 - 75 grand. - Now 150. 452 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,470 - (DEALER CHUCKLES) - Gotta do it. Split 'em again. 453 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:43,390 I once saw a guy split six times straight. 454 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,862 - No choice. Double down. - Vinnie, that's 300 grand. 455 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,321 We're gonna win it all back on this hand. 456 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,156 Yeah, or my kids are going to community college. 457 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,075 I'll take this hand myself if you want. 458 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,588 (GROWLS) 459 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,716 - Sorry. - It's okay. 460 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,301 I'd like to split these please. 461 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,678 - You're gonna split kings?! - Yeah. What's it to you? 462 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,055 I got 150 grand on this hand, I don't want you fucking up my cards. 463 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,182 Sir, you have to let him play his way. 464 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,684 - He's playing like a fucking idiot! - Sir... 465 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,394 VINCE: Ari, calm down. E: Ari, relax. 466 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,730 You're gonna get thrown out of the casino with 300,000 on the table. 467 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,649 - Calm down... - We'll take care of it later, Ari. 468 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,447 (CHUCKLING) Looks like I knew what I was doing, huh? 469 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:41,781 No, it looks like you took her break card. 470 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,033 DEALER: Dealer has 11. 471 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,576 Looks like she would've had 21. 472 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,786 I think an apology is in order. 473 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,291 - Oh! - (CROWD GROANS) 474 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,543 Somebody shoot me and put me out of my fucking misery. 475 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,253 If only it weren't a crime. 476 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,213 Ari, remain positive. 477 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,424 Summon the cards you desire. 478 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,259 Get a higher power from above. Come on! 479 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,594 E: Can't hurt to try. 480 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,262 Please, God, give us another 10! 481 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,308 - (CHEERING) - Yeah! 482 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,019 Yeah! Yeah! 483 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,604 Am I getting that apology? 484 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,898 You know what, man? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 485 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,859 Come here. Give it to me. 486 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,986 KEN: You know, I don't have my table 487 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,446 or anything, Johnny. 488 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,865 That's okay. We can just use the bed, right? 489 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,702 - I guess. - Cool, I'll go get changed. 490 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,178 (DRAMA WHISTLING) 491 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:59,025 Oh, hey, Ken, I got a nice pineapple- coconut-aloe-vera gel. 492 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,111 Is that cool? 493 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,824 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) What the fuck are you doing, Ken? 494 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,451 Johnny, I have never 495 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,912 thought about a man... in that way. 496 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:13,832 But the adoration you have poured on me today 497 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,500 has made me feel that if... 498 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,420 this is something that you need, 499 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,423 fuck it... it is Vegas! 500 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,011 (GRUNTS) 501 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,432 Johnny! 502 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,435 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 503 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,440 (MEN CHEERING, HOLLERING) 504 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,496 VINCE: Looks like they started already. 505 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,206 No, this is just the pre-show. 506 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,666 Well, now that we're up 100 grand, 507 00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:59,044 we should have a post-show up in the suite. What do you say, Turtle? 508 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,879 I already ordered four bottles of Cristal 509 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,881 and 400 chocolate-covered strawberries. 510 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,507 - Nice. - Does money won feel better 511 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,551 - than money earned, or am I nuts? - You're nuts. 512 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:10,889 Oh! It's the "We don't drink Jager" crew! What up, E? 513 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:13,391 This fucking guy, man. 514 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,769 Hey, did you tell Sloan I said "What up" again? 515 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:18,021 No, Seth, I think one time was all she needed. 516 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,355 What's that mean? 517 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,357 It means she said you used to be obsessed with her. 518 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,985 I don't think she needs to feel like you're still obsessed with her. 519 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,696 - She said I was obsessed with her? - Yeah, sorry to say. 520 00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:28,615 No, that's all right. No apologies necessary. 521 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,950 I mean, in reality, it's more like... 522 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,369 she was obsessed with this. 523 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:35,288 Hey, you know what? Keep fucking dreaming, Seth. 524 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:36,706 - Keep dreaming. - Oh, you're right. 525 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:39,417 I must have been dreaming about how I blasted her in the face 526 00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,628 like a Jackson Pollock. 527 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:43,838 - (LAUGHING) - You got a problem? 528 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,590 - Get your fucking hand off me, man. - No, but I do! 529 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,133 (GRUNTING) 530 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,721 - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) - (GLASS SHATTERING) 531 00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:01,564 This ought to be good for your image, Vince. 532 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,363 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)