1 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,424 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,865 TURTLE: Okay, wait for it, wait. 3 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:15,450 Bam! (LAUGHS) 4 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:19,996 Get two peas and a biscuit and bang! 5 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,247 Left hook, bitch. 6 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,915 Don't even think about getting up. 7 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,668 Why don't you go home with your mind intact, brother? 8 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,087 If you can't handle the trash talk, learn how to jab. 9 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:29,213 Then you won't have to hear it. 10 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:32,341 You know what? Go cry to your trainer. We're done. 11 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:34,093 Who are you talking to? 12 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:36,345 Just some tool in lowa who clearly can't handle my skills. 13 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,181 Oh, Jesus, what? You've been up all night? 14 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,850 You know it. Gotta train. Somebody's got to earn us some money. 15 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,518 Oh, yeah, that's right. The Xbox tournament. 16 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,021 That 10 grand should really keep us in diamonds and furs. 17 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,690 Yo, Vince, he's messing up my training. 18 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,442 What are you doing, E? 19 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,861 Don't mess with his head. Guy's my top earner. 20 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:55,198 Hey, I'm gonna be contributing to the pot, too. Vince, tell these guys. 21 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,408 All right, you tell them your plan, Johnny. 22 00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:59,702 I measured my room. It's 600 square feet. 23 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,412 That's 10% of the home. 24 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:03,873 Now the mortgage costs $24,000 a month. 25 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,167 I'm gonna pay $2,400 a month 26 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,252 and I'm gonna own 10% of the house. 27 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,046 Where are you gonna get $2,400 a month, Johnny? 28 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,298 - What, do you think I cook for free? - (SCOFFS) 29 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,510 Okay, so Johnny's got his plan. 30 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:19,305 Turtle's got a plan. What's your plan, Manager? 31 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,098 I'm working on some things, Vince. 32 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,976 You may wanna work on calling Emily back. She left three messages. 33 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,603 What am I gonna say, "I'm an idiot"? 34 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,147 "I shouldn't have promised you the print of a movie I can't get"? 35 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:29,649 I like the idiot part. 36 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,901 ERIC: Why don't you call Walsh? 37 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,654 Ah, see, here's the thing you don't seem to be grasping. 38 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,448 - I don't make the calls. - He don't make the calls. 39 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,242 - I make the movies. - He's the movie star. 40 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:42,495 And I make the money, or at least I used to. 41 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,288 Till he hired this guy. 42 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:47,375 - You wanted to hire me yesterday. - That was yesterday, bro. 43 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:49,836 I'll make some calls. 44 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,630 Hey, the manager's working. 45 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,175 Go get 'em! 46 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,802 Eric, do not fear. 47 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,179 I got my top lieutenants meeting me in the war room in 10 minutes. 48 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,306 Ari, I'm getting killed over here. Vince isn't happy. 49 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:05,268 Course he's not happy. Nobody's happy in this town except for the losers. 50 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,144 Look at me, I'm miserable, that's why I'm rich. 51 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,355 Cut the bullshit, Ari. I'm serious. Vince needs a job. 52 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,233 Sounds like you might, too. I tell you what, Domino's is hiring. 53 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,527 Why don't you put that little pizza sign on top of your Maserati? 54 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:15,778 Now that is comedy. 55 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:18,531 Getting dragged through your office in front of your entire staff 56 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,367 by a guy half your size, now that's tragedy. 57 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,460 Okay, people, cancel your lunches. 58 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,629 We are going to close The lvy today, 59 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,799 'cause no one is leaving this room until we score a big payday 60 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,802 for my boy Vinnie Chase. Who wants to be a hero? 61 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,220 Liz? 62 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:43,139 David E. Kelley's got a terrific new pilot. 63 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,682 Television? 64 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,768 Lots of movie stars are doing TV now, Ari. Gary Sinise... 65 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,897 Well, when Vince looks like Gary Sinise, he'll do television. 66 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,565 LIZ: Peter Gallagher, Anthony LaPaglia... 67 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:53,774 Get out. 68 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:58,571 Seriously, get the fuck out. 69 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:02,074 Don't even grab a bagel. Next! 70 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,585 - Davies, what've you got? - Tobey just fell out of something. 71 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,962 Could probably get Vince half what they were gonna give him. 72 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,882 All right, that is what I'm talking about. 73 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,385 You, my friend, deserve some very expensive lox. 74 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:24,513 Would you tell Mr. Wick that Eric Murphy called again? 75 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,016 Murphy, M-U-R-P-H-Y. 76 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,310 Yeah, I'm Vincent Chase's manager. 77 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,395 Look how puffy his eyes are. 78 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,940 Damn, I'm telling him to get more power on my hooks. 79 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,191 Check this out. 80 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,943 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 81 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,111 Oh, I think you knocked his molar out. Look at this. 82 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,280 If only life came with a joystick, huh, Turtle? 83 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:42,615 Yeah, I know. 84 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,117 - Anything? - They won't call me back. 85 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,453 It's like they don't believe I'm your manager. 86 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:48,996 We don't believe it. Why should they? 87 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,959 I do like the action you're gettin' off this thing. 88 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,002 I know, it's like I'm superhuman. 89 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:58,506 I know 250 bucks is a lot to spend on a controller, but you know what? 90 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,299 Fuck it, it's a tax deduction, right? 91 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:02,218 You have to have an income to have a tax deduction. 92 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,928 Where's Vince's income, player? 93 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,763 This controller, a bag of crip weed 94 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,890 and I'm walking away with the belt. 95 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,935 VINCE: Turtle, about the weed, I forgot to tell you. 96 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,770 I spoke to Scott over at EA. 97 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,564 He says this year at the tournament they're drug-testing people. 98 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,066 - That's funny. - VINCE: I'm dead serious. 99 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,943 And don't embarrass me. 100 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,987 I don't want them taking me off the players' club list. 101 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,697 Are you fucking with me? 102 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,573 Turtle, I got no money, I got no job, 103 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,659 I don't have the energy to be fucking with you. 104 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:27,994 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 105 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,664 Don't fuck around. 106 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:32,999 Hey, Ari. 107 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,084 Eric, I got the cash you wanted. 108 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,212 Yeah? Did you dust off your tranny gear and hit Santa Monica Blvd? 109 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,506 That's not bad. Meet me at Urth Cafe in 20 minutes. 110 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,508 - I'm with Vince. - Perfect, he'll love this. 111 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,927 - Mike Hyer's on line three! - Does it look like I'm here? 112 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:48,264 - We got a gig. - What kind of gig? 113 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,599 Chaing Chung. 114 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:55,521 - What? - Chaing Chung. 115 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,024 Do you know what he's talking about? 116 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,859 No. What the fuck are you saying, Ari? 117 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,361 Chaing Chung is the hottest director in Hong Kong. 118 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:05,865 Tarantino has already decided he's the next guy he wants to steal from. 119 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,617 Cool, the guy must be good. Tarantino only steals from the best. 120 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,411 - That's right, baby. - So what's the movie? 121 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,246 Not a movie. 122 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:15,041 - What is it? Is it a TV show? - No. 123 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,586 Let me guess. Does it rhyme with... What the fuck is it, Ari? 124 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,504 - Tell us. - It's a commercial. 125 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,507 ANNOUNCER: (IN VIDEO GAME) If you can't protect yourself, 126 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,217 the referee has to do it for you. 127 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,720 You're dropping your guard. You're dropping your guard. 128 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,555 I can't play when I'm not stoned. 129 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,891 Well, smoke a joint then, 'cause you can't win like this. 130 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,851 You heard Vince, I gotta be drug-tested. 131 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,562 Weed stays in your system for 30 days. 132 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,523 Nobody says you've got to quit smoking. 133 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:42,526 You just got to find yourself some clean urine. 134 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,904 It's the Chinese motherfucking Red Bull. 135 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:47,448 They guzzle it over there. It's on every corner. 136 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,617 I can't believe you want me to do a commercial. 137 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,411 Ari, I started in this business peddling Mentos. 138 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:54,080 I don't wanna go back. 139 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:57,458 Vinnie, all the big shots, all of them, do foreign commercials. 140 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:01,212 You think L. Ron pays for Travolta's planes? Please! 141 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:05,591 Big John has been pumping the Japs full of Sanka for years. 142 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:08,094 Ari, come on, my grandfather is Japanese. 143 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,929 What I say, Japs? Is that derogatory? 144 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,680 If you call Wick, set up a screening... 145 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,557 Are you kidding me? I'm not gonna call Wick 146 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,351 because I do not want James Cameron to see the movie. 147 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:18,729 I'm still working on getting the meeting back that you fucked up. 148 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:20,689 You let Rumpelstiltskin run your career. 149 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,525 Oh, like you're doing so fucking great, Ari? 150 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,778 I mean, you promised the guy a statue, I guess you meant the CLIO, right? 151 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,822 Ari, I don't want to do a commercial. 152 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,908 Vinnie, it will never appear on U.S. Soil, all right? 153 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,952 It is one day's work. 154 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,370 He said he doesn't wanna do a commercial. 155 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,746 For half a million dollars. 156 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,167 What was the director's name again? 157 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:43,504 Cha-ching! I'm sorry, Chaing Chung, boom! 158 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:46,173 TURTLE: Five hundred grand a day? 159 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,717 We should do 100 of these a year. That's 50 million. 160 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,636 Take the other 265 days off. 161 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,805 That's better than a teacher's schedule. 162 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,182 What do you think, E? No more movies, no more critics. 163 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:58,310 Why be a movie star when you can be an international spokesperson? 164 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:01,564 DRAMA: Yeah, I remember my first national commercial. 165 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,190 TURTLE: Oh, what was that, Valtrex? 166 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,651 Yeah, it was, so fucking what? 167 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,361 It got me my Fiat. 168 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:10,614 Plus I got a blow job from the makeup girl putting my sores on. 169 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:13,117 - That's nice. - I wanna live in China. 170 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:16,453 Hey, Vince, why don't we replace Olga with one of these hot geisha girls? 171 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,165 Geisha girls are from Japan, jackass. 172 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,168 My point is we should have a hot cleaning lady who fucks. 173 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,587 - Then she'd be a hooker. - Yeah, a hooker who cleans. 174 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:25,921 (CHUCKLES) 175 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,423 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 176 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:30,509 Oh, fuck, it's Emily again. 177 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,219 You can run, but you can't hide. 178 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,096 I'm stalling till Wick calls me back. 179 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:37,016 No, I hate it when people tell me they can't get my agent on the phone. 180 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:40,352 Don't let me start hearing about my manager, too. Answer the phone. 181 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,271 No, you know what? I'll take it. 182 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,107 Come on, I'll tell her you're immersed in meetings. 183 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,986 - Emily. - Vince, hi. 184 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,197 - Hi, how are you? - Good. 185 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,032 Oh, my God, wait... No, stop! 186 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:56,619 Stop! He's trying to rip the phone from my hands, can you believe it? 187 00:08:56,703 --> 00:09:00,414 Oh, Jesus, relax! God! Oh, take it. 188 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,541 Hey, Emily. 189 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:05,544 Eric, do not make like you haven't got my last 20 messages. 190 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:08,505 Well, I'm having a hard time getting the print. 191 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,799 What you mean? How hard can it be to get a print of a movie? 192 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,468 The director is a bit of an egomaniac. 193 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,887 Does he know James Cameron wants to see his movie? 194 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,555 Yeah, that didn't really impress him. 195 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,099 Eric, I cleared James' whole schedule for this. 196 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,018 Don't make me look like an asshole. 197 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,520 If you can't get it to me, let me know as soon as possible. 198 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,564 Okay. 199 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,191 Mr. Chase? 200 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,778 I'm Li Lei, Mr. Chung's technical advisor. 201 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,821 Yeah, Li Lei, you did all the fight sequences 202 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,908 in Lau and Mak's Infernal Affairs. Those scenes were amazing. 203 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,369 Wait till you see what Mr. Chung has in store for you, 204 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:41,247 even more amazing. Follow me this way. 205 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,500 Trying to tell me you wouldn't want her 206 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,127 technically advising us on how to clean the house? 207 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,963 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 208 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,726 Chung's vision is based firmly in wu xia pian. 209 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,311 But he will incorporate kung fu 210 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:07,564 as an homage to Chinese new wave cinema. A sort of wire fu. 211 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,941 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 212 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,237 He will draw from Chinese mythology 213 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,823 and esoteric aspects of the martial art. 214 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,032 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 215 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:24,039 Chung sees you as an heroic knight 216 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,875 fighting to uphold justice in a mystical realm 217 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,296 where you fight powerful clans of villains who dominate society 218 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,131 and vie for control of the martial world. 219 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,633 It will include swordplay, flying, 220 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,802 magic and weapons. 221 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,178 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 222 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,764 Chung wants to know if you've ever seen 223 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,308 Chinese Ghost Story or Swordsman. 224 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:45,060 Yeah, tell him Tsui Hark is one of my favorites. 225 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,104 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 226 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:54,069 Now imagine Tsui Hark on three bottles of Red Bull. 227 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,532 - Very exciting stuff. - (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 228 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,535 Now we drink. Cheers! 229 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,496 As long as the interpreter wasn't making up her own stuff, 230 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,541 - this guy's got an interesting vision. - I think it sounds amazing. 231 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,002 Maybe we should hook up with this guy after and do a movie. 232 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,670 Now you're talking. That's a good idea. 233 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:15,841 Does his vision include any roles for anyone else who might need a role? 234 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,260 Johnny, you know I always take care of you. 235 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,220 - Yeah, our man. - Yeah! 236 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,139 Hey, Vince, Chaing loved you. 237 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,016 - He's very excited. - Oh, great. 238 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,685 He wants you and I to get together immediately 239 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,520 so I can work you through some moves. 240 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,897 Yeah, I taught him a few things. 241 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,815 Brandon Lee and I used to train together. 242 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,442 In fact, I had a small part in The Crow. 243 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,027 Yeah, he was the bird. 244 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:38,364 The Lee clan practically adopted me. 245 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,033 Me and Brandon used to go to Mandarette twice a week. 246 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:44,703 Why don't you meet me at gym today? 247 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,706 Bring your friends. I show them moves, too. 248 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,417 Sounds good. 249 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:56,006 - She's very dominating. - I know, I like it. 250 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,259 You really gonna wear that color like you earned it, huh? 251 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,428 What are you talking about? I earned this belt. 252 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,055 In fact, I went as high as a green. 253 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,808 I just like to wear the yellow cause it makes my eyes pop. 254 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,393 Any luck with Wick? 255 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,269 I finally got his secretary to tell me he's at home. 256 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:12,064 - Headed over there right now. - Aggressive, I like that. 257 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,982 Hey, if you were as hot as Li I might go with you. 258 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,734 Come on, Turtle, let's go. 259 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,612 Vince, if you don't mind, as much as I'd like to see Li Lei sweating, 260 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,990 I gotta pass on the gym. Hack's got me a lead on some clean urine. 261 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,702 I'll explain it later, bro. You're gonna love it. 262 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,621 Looks like it's just you and me, bro, 263 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,624 just like the old days before these jerkoffs were around. 264 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,252 ANNOUNCER: (IN VIDEO GAME) He's dropping bombs on his opponent. 265 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,671 HACK: I see you in 'em hot-ass shorts you've got on. 266 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,549 (LAUGHS) Oh, shit, oh! 267 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,926 You're getting kind of good at this shit, huh? 268 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,928 Good? You're a heavyweight, 269 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,639 I'm beating your ass with a 110-lb. Filipino, bitch. 270 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,434 Don't get cocky, motherfucker, I'll beat your ass in real life. 271 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,145 I got the high score in that shit. 272 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:54,773 Hey, yo, Brandon, watch your little fleshy pisser, motherfucker. 273 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:58,026 I don't want you to get a drop of piss on my imported Italian marble. 274 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,112 TURTLE: Oh, you're down, baby. 275 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,739 It's over! Don't even bother getting up. 276 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,658 (DOORBELL RINGS) 277 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:11,373 Hi, Eric Murphy. Is your dad home? 278 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,584 My dad? 279 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,003 My dad lives in Tennessee. 280 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:19,923 You must be looking for my daddy. Come in, he's at the pool. 281 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:33,270 Yo! Nunchucks, bro! It's been a while. 282 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,939 See if I still got it. 283 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,065 (YELLS) 284 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,825 I see you have had some training. 285 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,785 Yeah, I wasn't bullshitting you. 286 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,997 - How 'bout you, Vince? - I'm a blank canvas. 287 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,790 I'm a little more athletic than Vince, 288 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,835 so you might wanna demonstrate stuff on me first. 289 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,214 So you're the athlete in the family, huh, Johnny? 290 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,467 Athlete with a nice yellow belt. 291 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,428 I see so many Americans wearing these belts 292 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,430 and yet they do not earn the level. 293 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,184 What are you saying? 294 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,436 Nothing. 295 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:18,857 It is just in true kung fu, we never show duan wei with belt. 296 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,734 It is not Chinese way. 297 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,320 So what is the Chinese way? 298 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,618 This golden dragon stands forjinlong, 299 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,870 ninth level, the highest level. 300 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,958 Well look, little Lei Lu, I earned this level. 301 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,710 And for your information, we're in America. 302 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:42,381 Okay, so do you want we spar a little? 303 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,217 Warm up? Show Vince your moves? 304 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,096 No. 305 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,223 Oh, come on, I wanna see your athleticism. 306 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,725 No, Vince, I'm not beating up a girl. 307 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,853 Only girl in the room is the one wearing pretty yellow belt. 308 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,564 You calling me a girl? 309 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,732 If the belt fits. 310 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:04,027 Don't say I didn't warn you. 311 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,154 (YELLS) 312 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,575 Oh, you want some of that? 313 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:13,412 What if I was to do a little something like this, huh? 314 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,580 (CHUCKLES) 315 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,332 What if I was to do a little something like that? 316 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,417 (GROANING) 317 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,171 Okay, you wanna play hardball, huh? 318 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,426 You want some of this, huh? 319 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,804 VINCE: Go get her, Johnny, come on. 320 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,226 (GRUNTING) 321 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,857 (VINCE CLAPPING) 322 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,484 Good athleticism, Johnny. 323 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,903 LI: I work with Vince now. 324 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,781 You go next door, get dim sum. 325 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,869 Yeah, dim sum, that's a good idea. 326 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,246 My blood sugar is kind of low. 327 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:59,291 You know, I didn't have any breakfast this morning, right? 328 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,501 - Take it easy. - I'll see you later. 329 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,591 You think you can do that to me? 330 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,480 No, you do it to me. 331 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,024 We need you to look like the expert. 332 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,834 If you want to be hard as iron, 333 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:47,381 you must first master laying horse stance. 334 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:50,217 Yes, ma'am. 335 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,843 Sorry about the son comment. 336 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,054 Oh, don't worry about that. 337 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,723 You know, he still might be my son yet. 338 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,685 I can adopt him, I just can't marry him. 339 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,605 - Great country, right? - (CHUCKLES) 340 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,482 So, Eric, what's up? 341 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,526 You know Vince is up for Aquaman, right? 342 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,277 Mmm. It's a great script. 343 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,530 I passed on it the first time around, you know? 344 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,740 And now that Cameron's doing it, 345 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,659 don't I look like the fool? 346 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,577 Anyway I promised him a print of Queens Boulevard, 347 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,121 but Walsh won't give me one. 348 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,790 Oh, that Walsh, he's such a brazen bastard. 349 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,042 He's a very tough guy to talk to. 350 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,795 Will you talk to him for me? For Vince? 351 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,383 Vince isn't here. 352 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,801 But you are. 353 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,887 So if I do this for you, 354 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:39,641 my scrumptious little Irishman, 355 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,768 what're you gonna do for me? 356 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:48,108 (LAUGHING) I am fucking with you. 357 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,819 God, you should've seen yourself. 358 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,448 Anyway, yes, I will call. I will call. 359 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,450 (MOANING) 360 00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:01,788 - What position is this? - I just invented it. 361 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,708 Do you think Chaing will let us use this in the commercial? 362 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,502 He may. He's very creative. 363 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:09,963 (CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) 364 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,174 No problem. 365 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,018 All right, let's get this over with. 366 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,519 Where do I take the piss test? 367 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,271 - The what? - The drug test. 368 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,107 I drank three bottles of water in the car for this, 369 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,234 so could we just get this over with, please? 370 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,653 This is Xbox, loser, not the Olympics. 371 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,448 We don't give drug tests. If we did, we'd be out of business, idiot. 372 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,700 - Sucker! - They got you, Turtle. 373 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,538 - What the fuck do I do with this now? - Drink it. 374 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:50,504 You're not so tough now, huh? 375 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,255 Those games are fucking bullshit. 376 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,633 Calm down, Li. 377 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,553 I can't believe they put me up against a little kid. 378 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,056 - I don't know, he looks pretty tough. - DRAMA: He's right. 379 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,100 Don't get overconfident. You've got to respect your opponent. 380 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,312 I want you to go over there, look the kid in the eyes and say good luck. 381 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,815 - It'll shake 'em. - All right. 382 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,900 Good luck, Turtle. 383 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,826 It looks like it's me and you in the first round, kid. 384 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,911 I just wanna wish you good luck. 385 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,621 Yeah, you, too, fat boy. 386 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,249 - (LAUGHING) - (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) 387 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,459 Little wise-ass. 388 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,419 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 389 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,172 Hey. 390 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:37,175 Eric, I tried. I tried, but... 391 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,553 Walsh is a Neanderthal. 392 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,180 - You look very nice. - What'd he say? 393 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,599 He said that I should go fuck my mother. 394 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,811 He says it's his movie. His movie! Can you believe that? 395 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,689 Oh, I swear to Christ, 396 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,900 if this movie isn't genius, I'm gonna have him killed. 397 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,570 What are you talking about? You can't get the print of your own movie. 398 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,531 - You're not having anyone killed. - You're right, I know. 399 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,909 But I do have a guy who could seriously destroy his credit. 400 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,787 Oh, well, then, thanks for trying. 401 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,296 - Okay, now duck. You have to duck. - Duck? 402 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,339 Yeah, you gotta learn how to defend yourself. 403 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,216 Vince, can I talk to you for a second? 404 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,010 This is important, come on. 405 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,970 Okay, just keep practicing that 406 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,556 and you'll be a champ before you know it. 407 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,100 Duck. 408 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,810 - Duck. - Rematch? 409 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,771 All right, look, I spoke to Wick. 410 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,649 Walsh says no go. I'm sorry. 411 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:36,610 What are you sorry for? 412 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,738 'Cause I fucked up. If you don't get this movie it's my fault. 413 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,073 You don't really believe that, do you? 414 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,910 Ari got you the meeting. I told him to postpone it. 415 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,704 Ah, E... 416 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,248 I mean, 417 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,918 the truth is, I fucked up. 418 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,003 I shouldn't have bought the house before I had the money. 419 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,924 Ari fucked up because he shouldn't have told me we had a deal when we didn't. 420 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,384 I mean, you thought the script was great, and it is. 421 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,428 James Cameron's doing it. 422 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,263 Yeah, you're right. 423 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:08,224 I didn't fuck up at all. What are you giving me such a hard time for? 424 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,643 It's my job. 425 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,937 Look, if James Cameron wants me for the movie, 426 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:15,315 he'll set the meeting. Or he'll see something I've done. 427 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,901 There's nothing we can do. It's out of our hands. 428 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:21,237 - Lf he sees Queens Boulevard, though... - We're gonna make $500,000. 429 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:24,908 Half a mil for the day's work tomorrow. 430 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,826 I'm not getting myself down. 431 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,621 You know, my father didn't make that in his whole life. 432 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,123 No, mine either. He owed it, though. 433 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,502 Yeah, so forget about Aquaman. 434 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:39,506 If it's meant to be, then it's meant to be, otherwise fuck it. 435 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,634 Hey, besides, worse comes to worst, we always have Turtle. 436 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,053 Yeah, we always have Turtle. 437 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,680 - Come on. - All right, I'll call Emily. 438 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,265 - I'll meet you in there. - All right, man. 439 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:54,854 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Hollywood Circuit 440 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:59,693 and the Xbox and EA's Fight Night championship. 441 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,653 And now, 442 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,906 let's get ready to rumble. 443 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:12,205 In the red corner, from Queens, New York, 444 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,957 height unknown, 445 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,251 weight unknown, 446 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,878 fighting as Rocky Marciano, 447 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:24,134 introducing Turtle! 448 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,554 Turtle! Yeah! 449 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:30,807 Turtle! Turtle! Turtle! 450 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,810 In the blue corner, from the Sunshine State, 451 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:38,273 two-time Xbox Southeast Conference Champion, 452 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:42,527 Herby Green! 453 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,611 (DRAMA BOOING) 454 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,322 You're a bum! 455 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:51,202 - We go to first-round action. - (BELL DINGS) 456 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,954 Come on, Turtle! 457 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,208 One and two, kid! Can't take it like a man! 458 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,004 - Oh! - He's getting killed. 459 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,466 (CROWD CHEERING) 460 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,053 Yeah! Yeah! 461 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:11,222 It's all over in the very first round! 462 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,224 The winner by a knockout, 463 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:16,936 Herby Green! 464 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:29,074 You guys think I smoke too much pot? 465 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,743 Turtle, relax. You lost a video game tournament. 466 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,162 Yeah, Turtle, in our eyes, you're still the champ. 467 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,581 The kid obviously had some kind of a cheat code, bro. 468 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:40,168 I heard he was a beta tester for that game. Knew every in and out. 469 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,339 - I'm working. - I'm working. 470 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,092 - Drama, smoke? - What, am I not working? 471 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,345 - (KNOCKING) - We're ready for you guys. 472 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,226 - TURTLE: Go get 'em. - All right. 473 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,403 Guess who Cameron wants to play Aquaman's mother? 474 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:08,780 I don't know, Ari. Cloris Leachman? 475 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,365 Uh-uh. Sharon Stone. 476 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,575 Guess who represents Sharon Stone? 477 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,160 - You do. - Uh-huh. 478 00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:17,038 Take a guess who Sharon Stone is absolutely in love with. 479 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,249 It ain't you, you little bitch. 480 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,126 - It's you. - Really, like love love? 481 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,461 Well, she told Cameron last night at dinner 482 00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,464 her favorite actor in this town is you. 483 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,716 - Sharon Stone said that? - Absolutely. 484 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,261 - She's still good looking. - Yeah, in the right light. 485 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:33,680 - So what do we do now? - We bundle up and hit the slopes 486 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:35,306 'cause James Cameron is coming to Sundance. 487 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:36,766 What, just to see me? 488 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:40,145 And to see the prick director that won't show him a print of the goddamn movie. 489 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:41,896 - It better kill. - Chung's ready for you. 490 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,648 He says we're losing light. 491 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,359 Okay. Good stuff, Ari. 492 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,653 - Good stuff, Ari. - ARl: You see that? 493 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,405 Go get 'em, baby. 494 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,417 I've been looking for you. 495 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,796 I haven't been hiding. 496 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,467 It's too bad you came alone. 497 00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:12,719 (LAUGHING) 498 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,265 I am not alone. 499 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:18,641 (MEN YELLING) 500 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:32,655 (SCREAMS) 501 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,165 Hey, bro! 502 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:46,044 Drink this! 503 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,515 Like I said, 504 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,476 too bad you came alone. 505 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:17,742 (YELLS) 506 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:28,586 (GRUNTING) 507 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:41,057 The Energy Drink. Good till your heart pops!