1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,132 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,156 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 3 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,747 - Hello. - What, do you wake up at noon, Eric? 4 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,917 It's 10: 15. I had a late night. What's up? 5 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,962 You're gonna have a fabulous day. Get up and grab Variety. 6 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,798 - Why? What's it say in Variety? - I told you I'd get you the cover, 7 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,509 - and I did. - Holy shit. 8 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,470 What's it say? 9 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,138 Hold on. Christy, come on. 10 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:40,099 It says, "Vincent Chase swims into Aquaman." 11 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:42,393 Clever, huh? And they got his picture side by side 12 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:45,480 with Jeffrey Katzenberg, so it looks more gorgeous by comparison. 13 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:48,441 - Fuck me. - No, thank you. It'd be nice 14 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,068 - if you sent me flowers. Bye. - ERIC: How can they print that? 15 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:52,320 - It's not even true. - ARl: Come on. 16 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,030 Variety is like a high school paper. 17 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,948 They pay their writers 28 grand a year 18 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,618 to find out something to write about the popular kids. 19 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,078 What are we gonna do, Ari? This is a big problem. 20 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:03,289 First of all, there is no "we" in "I." 21 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,792 I am already on it. I called Dana Gordon. 22 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,794 You spend a lot of time waiting to be called back. 23 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:10,963 You know what? I got her her job, so she will call me back. 24 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:13,424 - What should I tell Vince? - Until we confirm that Leo 25 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,718 is actually doing this movie, nothing has changed. 26 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,054 We heard this from a fucking club promoter named Chucky. 27 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,848 Until we find this out from someone who works in this business, 28 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:23,601 - Vince is still Aquaman. - You're still Vince's agent. 29 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,436 Keep checking with me to confirm that. 30 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:31,317 Yo, E, this is Vince's first cover. Good job, baby. 31 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:35,780 E, you're en fuego. I may want you to start managing me soon. 32 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:39,158 Why haven't you asked to manage me yet? 33 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,369 He's waiting for your new legs to come in, Drama. 34 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:44,038 Speaking of which, you gonna give me cash or Vincent's black card, 35 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,123 'cause there's a couple more things I might need. 36 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,668 What do you want to do now, get your ears pinned back? 37 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,712 We need a new set of kitchen knives, dickface. These blades are for shit. 38 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,298 You know Vince likes his tomatoes sliced paper thin. 39 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,509 Oh, and, E, Carrie Carlson called. 40 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,846 See that rug in the living room? She's gonna need 50K for that. 41 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:03,015 I'll need a grand for a steam cleaner 'cause Arnold had a little problem. 42 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:07,395 We might want to consider a permanently installed wok. Very versatile. 43 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,481 Guys, look, there's something important we need to talk about. 44 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,984 - VINCE: Yo, yo! - Hey, guys. 45 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:16,445 - Hey to you, neighbor. - What happened to Cindy last night? 46 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,990 We're hanging out, having a good time. She just broke out. 47 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,992 Don't worry, Turtle, I'll find you a girl. 48 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,119 - You promise? - I promise. 49 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,121 I'm gonna grab my stuff. 50 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,540 Be right back. 51 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:31,878 Hey, Vince, E's got something really important to talk about. 52 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,380 What's up? 53 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,173 Nothing. I just... 54 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,678 (DOORBELL BUZZES) 55 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,266 - Hello. - MAN: Delivery. 56 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,852 Hey, welcome to the neighborhood. 57 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,813 - Hey, Bob Saget. - There he is. 58 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,107 Aquaman himself. How you doing? 59 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:56,319 Been reading about you all morning, man. I live right next door. 60 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,321 I'm a big fan, Vince, so are my daughters. 61 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:01,991 But do me a favor, don't fuck 'em. Don't you fuck my daughters. 62 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,993 - I'm just fucking with you. - Hey, Bob. 63 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,287 - Staci, how you doing? - Good. 64 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,456 Is that cute little filly Michelle in town? 65 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,000 No, she's modeling in Dubai. She'll be back on Saturday. 66 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,336 - Make sure she calls me, will you? - I will. 67 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,129 I just got divorced. 68 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,465 Ex-wife got the house in the Palisades. 69 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:20,092 No biggie. I got four other houses. I don't give a shit. (CHUCKLES) 70 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,887 Well, I gotta go. See ya. 71 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,598 - Bye. Good to see you. - Bye. 72 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,225 - Bye-bye. - BOB: Look at that gait. 73 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,853 Who do you think is more recognizable, you or me? Seriously. 74 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:31,938 Uh... 75 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,106 Anyway, I've taken up enough of you guys' time. 76 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:37,610 Have fun. Enjoy the muffins, handmade. Anybody an Xbox guy? 77 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,404 All right, I'm right next door. Good to see you. 78 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:43,074 Welcome to the neighborhood, man. Congrats. 79 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,575 All right. 80 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,911 - Hey, Bob, see ya. - See ya, man, take it easy. 81 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,914 - Bye, dude. Take care. - All right. 82 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,249 - Be good. - You too. 83 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,210 Who the fuck was that guy? 84 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,046 All I'm saying, Vince, is we should have a house rule, 85 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,048 either we all get laid or nobody gets laid. 86 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,134 That way you know you'll always have a ride home for your girl. 87 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,387 Staci doesn't need a ride. She's three houses down. 88 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,514 Turtle's the one looking for a ride. 89 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:09,767 I live three doors down from the cast of America's Next Top Model, 90 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,687 and I ain't getting laid? That's the worst cold streak ever. 91 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:15,272 Turtle, a cold streak implies that you were once hot. 92 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,274 Go easy on him, E. Come on. 93 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,652 Even ARod goes on a bad run sometimes. 94 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:23,614 Yeah, but even when ARod's slumping, he's still getting pussy. 95 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:26,283 TURTLE: Keep fucking laughing, E. You give me the manager title, 96 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,536 - I'll be overflowing in it. - Walsh! 97 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:32,623 There he is, Mr. Studio Feature. 98 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,085 Hey, I thought we were indie guys. 99 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,671 Suits got you headed for superstardom, huh? 100 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,798 I'm just fucking around. Cameron's great. 101 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,800 But listen, I'm writing something for you. 102 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:45,678 - You'd better be available. - Anything for you. You know that. 103 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:49,432 You hear that, suit? That's an oral agreement. Don't fuck me. 104 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,060 All right, who's ready to loop? 105 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,812 I am. 106 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,106 Nah, Johnny, your sound is clean. 107 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,316 This is Vince's day, okay? 108 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:02,278 See, I project a lot better than you, bro. Sorry. 109 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,488 Hey, Turtle, you wanna do a little lap around here? 110 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,073 - Yeah. - See you guys later. 111 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:10,327 - See ya. - So can we see a little footage? 112 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:13,539 Through the glass. No one sits in on my sessions. 113 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,834 See now these countertops are nice, 114 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,503 but these cabinets are for shit. Who would do that? 115 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,553 Look, I'm gonna let you have this one. 116 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,890 Don't worry about it. Just focus, keep your eye on the ball, all right? 117 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,392 - All right. - Look alive out there. 118 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:38,022 Hey, honey, how you doin'? 119 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,777 Enough's enough, man. 120 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:46,238 - Who are you calling? - Lorraine, my sure thing. 121 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,240 She can't spell "no." 122 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,201 I'm gonna put an end to the streak right now. 123 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:54,121 Stick it in the mailbox once I'm gone. 124 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,748 Let the cops chase after a dead man. 125 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,920 But he was your brother. 126 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,005 Half-brother. 127 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,050 Take care of yourself. 128 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:10,554 Hey, you ever coming back? 129 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:14,058 You kidding? I am Queens Boulevard. 130 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,602 This shit looks amazing. 131 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:19,522 - This gonna be a good movie. - Yeah, it looks real good. 132 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,732 Hey, you ever coming back? 133 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,234 You kidding? 134 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,152 I am Queens Boulevard. 135 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,614 - Listen, guys, we have a major problem. - Don't worry about Turtle. 136 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,367 Johnny Drama's got one of his sure things on the way. 137 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,160 He's not talking about me, asshole. 138 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:35,412 The guy's been stressed out about shit all day. 139 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,914 What's the problem, E? 140 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,458 All right, this is serious. You can't tell Vince. 141 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:42,461 - What is it? - We have no money. 142 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:46,090 - Yeah, right. - Come on, E, what do you mean? 143 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,968 Vince spent every last dollar he had on that house down payment. 144 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,262 We have no other money. The bills keep piling up. 145 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,848 - We gotta shut down the spending. - E, would you relax? 146 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,809 We got that big fat check from Aquaman coming any day now. 147 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:59,436 No, it's not. They pulled the offer. 148 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,859 You kidding? 149 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,027 I am Queens Boulevard. 150 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,821 Bam! 151 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,948 That is why you're a movie star. 152 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,742 I got Dana Gordon's assistant on the phone. 153 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:18,372 What the fuck are you wearing? 154 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,124 I'm trying out new looks. 155 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,001 This one's my Andre 3000. You like? 156 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,086 No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. 157 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,755 Do a triple fucking axel over to the phone and try Cameron again. 158 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,633 - Where is she, Amanda? - This is Jan. Amanda was fired. 159 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:33,345 - Jan, where is she? - I'm sorry. I haven't seen her all day. 160 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,681 - You new in town? - I've been here a month. 161 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,850 Okay, you probably don't know me. You will. 162 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,352 Pass this message along to Dana. 163 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,647 Tell her I still have the pictures from Cancun. Tell her I'm gonna start a website. 164 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:46,942 I'm gonna take a full-page ad in The LA Times advertising it. 165 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,695 It will be called "I'm a Hollywood Executive Whore dot-com," 166 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:52,072 and no password or fee will be required. 167 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,576 Tell her I want a fucking callback. 168 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,871 E, when can I sit down with James Cameron? 169 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,831 Ari's waiting for a call. 170 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:04,001 Wow. Even Ari can't get Cameron on the phone. 171 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,003 Yo, Vince, James Cameron ain't that great. 172 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,839 What are you talking about? You saw Terminator a hundred times. 173 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,591 I watched it for Linda Hamilton. 174 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,510 Plus he likes to see the governor naked at the beginning. 175 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,347 - Anthony. - E. What's going on, players? 176 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:19,892 - What's going on? - Nothing like what you got going on. 177 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:23,437 Listen, Vince, if they're looking for a little color for that film, 178 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,398 I'd be a great fish. Prepare 'em to pay my quote, though. 179 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,400 - I'll do what I can. - Hey, do more than that. 180 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:31,070 Remember who got your brother that part in Barbershop. 181 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,239 - They cut me out. - You got paid, Drama, 182 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:36,325 so shut the fuck up, you ungrateful bitch. 183 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,786 Jesus! All right, take care, Vince, man. 184 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:39,912 VINCE: See ya, buddy. 185 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,915 - ANTHONY: Yeah. - Hey, Vince. 186 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,459 I got a table for you guys right out here. 187 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:49,046 So how you been? You been busy, Jamie? 188 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,257 Yeah, I've been real good actually. 189 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,300 - Here you go. - TURTLE: Thanks. 190 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:56,512 - Why don't you join us? - Because I'm working, Turtle. 191 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,555 Damn. 192 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:00,933 Ice cold. 193 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:04,436 Don't you worry, Turtle. Lorraine is on her way. 194 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,106 - James Cameron's office. - Hi, who am I speaking with? 195 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,774 This is James' assistant Emily. 196 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,943 Hey, Emily, this is Ari Gold. Do you know me? 197 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,861 Yeah, Ari, it's Emily. 198 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,366 You're joking, right, Ari? 199 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,619 Emily! I totally forgot that you work over there. 200 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,913 - How are you? - I am good, Ari. 201 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:26,000 - I'm amazing. You miss me? - Like I miss head lice. 202 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,126 Uh-oh. 203 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,252 Did we end badly? 204 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,379 You were supposed to write me a reference letter. 205 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,423 I can write another one if you're unhappy. 206 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,592 - How do I get James on the phone? - Wait for him to call you back. 207 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,220 'Cause I totally gave him all nine messages. 208 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:39,805 Uh... 209 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,933 Listen, Emily, honey, what do you know about Aquaman? 210 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,643 That he fights crime underwater. 211 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,228 Bye, Ari. (HANGS UP) 212 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,983 You know, Johnny, I know last night I said I was in, 213 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,360 but new calves? 214 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,321 Come on, man. I can't let you do it. 215 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,323 It's ridiculous. 216 00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:00,659 You know what, Vince? You're right. I'm gonna put the calves on hold. 217 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:04,163 Really? Just like that? 218 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,498 Yeah, you made a good argument. 219 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,335 And Vince, I was thinking, that 70-inch plasma you got me, 220 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,337 it's a little too big for my room. 221 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:14,423 If you don't mind, I'd like to switch to a 50. 222 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,342 Or maybe a 30. 223 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,719 Maybe I don't even need a TV in my room at all. 224 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,597 I'm jerking off way too much as it is anyway. 225 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,267 Oh. Here's Lorraine. 226 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,354 Damn, she's hot for a sure thing, Drama. 227 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,314 Relax. Let me take care of this. 228 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,194 Turtle, sit up straight. 229 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:38,489 - Take your hat off, Turtle. - Guys, don't mother me, okay? 230 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:41,075 There's the guy I was telling you about, in green, Turtle. 231 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,118 Give her a wave. 232 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,954 No, no, don't wave. Give the nod. 233 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,416 Yeah. What? 234 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,961 Wait, baby, hold on. He's a nice guy. 235 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,215 (SIGHS) 236 00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,260 - Don't sweat it, Turtle. - You did the wave-nod, bro. 237 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,097 She could smell your desperation from the doorway. 238 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,932 What were you thinking? That was a lay-up. 239 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,517 - (CELL RINGING) - VINCE: That's Staci. 240 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,394 Hello. 241 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,729 Hey, when are you coming home? 242 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,815 Pretty soon. We're just finishing up lunch. 243 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,192 You and the boys should come by. I've got a bunch of friends 244 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,528 - hanging out by the pool. - Really? 245 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,988 Is that girl Turtle was talking to last night there? 246 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,574 - She's here. - All right. We'll see you soon. 247 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,076 - Bye. - Bye. 248 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,994 - Jamie, can we get a check? - Yeah. 249 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,163 She's there. She thinks you're cute. 250 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,748 She saw you at night, so don't be upset 251 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,834 when you get there and she's not so excited. 252 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,586 Please, Drama. All I need is a little Vince magic, 253 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,004 - put me right back on track. - Thanks, Vince. 254 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,048 - TURTLE: I got that. - I got it. I got it. 255 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,842 All right, what the fuck is going on? 256 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,429 You guys haven't paid for anything since '95. Come on. 257 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,598 I don't even believe you have money in your pockets. 258 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,891 I got your Visa card, Vince. 259 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:54,356 He doesn't want calves. He doesn't want a new plasma. 260 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,442 All right. 261 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,027 Come on, 'fess up. What, am I getting Punk'd? 262 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,073 - Ask E. - Ask E. 263 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,578 How could you not tell me this? 264 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,788 I'm waiting to hear from Ari about what's going on. 265 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,541 Don't hide things from me. You're supposed to be my best friend. 266 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,918 I'm your manager now. I'm trying to do what's right. 267 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,463 I'm walking around town like a total jerkoff. 268 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,007 I mean, people are congratulating me. 269 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,177 It's totally humiliating. And we bought the house! 270 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,053 What did Ari say? 271 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,807 Here's the good news. I spoke to Leo's agent. 272 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,226 He's a friend. He's out. 273 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,146 Leo is booked until '09, and beside that, 274 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,523 since Titanic he won't go anywhere near the water. 275 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,984 - And this is good news? - I'm trying, Vinnie. 276 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,444 Yeah, well, try harder, Ari. 277 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:45,199 You too, Eric. You're right, you're not my friend on this. 278 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,867 You're my manager. 279 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,661 You sit around waiting for other people to call you back. 280 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,955 You sit around waiting for him to call you back. 281 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,999 Go somewhere and do something. 282 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,960 Don't tell me that it's good news that a movie I didn't want to do 283 00:13:57,045 --> 00:14:00,547 that you talked me into is still possibly mine. 284 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:05,052 Now that James Cameron is doing this movie, I want it, all right? Badly. 285 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,763 So get up off your asses 286 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,058 and accomplish something, or I will find people who can. 287 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,603 You can find your own way home, too. 288 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,359 We gotta get Cameron to see Queens Boulevard. 289 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,860 You haven't even seen it yet! 290 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,530 I saw the scenes Vince looped today. They looked amazing. 291 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,074 So you want me to get the biggest director in the game 292 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:30,536 to see some low-budget indie flick that you think is amazing 293 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:34,122 based on some out-of-context scenes from a looping stage. 294 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:35,916 What do you suggest? 295 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,002 I suggest that we get the two of them in a room together. Boom. 296 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,297 How you gonna do that, Ari? You can't even get anyone to call you back. 297 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,050 - I'm gonna call Emily. - She doesn't care for us, Eric. 298 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,135 Yeah, well, there's no "us" in "me," Ari. 299 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,682 Yo, fuck Aquaman, Vince. 300 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,434 There's plenty other superheroes out there. 301 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:58,021 - Yo, you'd make a great Green Lantern. - Thanks, Turtle. 302 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,359 Vince, guys, come on in. 303 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,964 Oh, God is shining down on me today. 304 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,509 DRAMA: Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in. 305 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,054 Come on, I'll introduce you guys to the girls. 306 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,848 I'm gonna find the loo. 307 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,689 - Right there. - Yo, Aquaman. 308 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,860 What do you say you and I dive into the pool, see who can hold our breath the longest? 309 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,570 I'll bet you a million dollars I win. 310 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,031 You don't have that kind of money yet, do you? I do. 311 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,450 Vince, wait, I gotta tell you something. Hold on, baby. 312 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,660 I'll be right back. Vince... 313 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:58,957 You are my idol. Seriously. 314 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,543 Staci, she's a fucking thoroughbred. 315 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,462 I've been trying to close her for years. 316 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,590 I offered her 100 grand once for one night at the Four Seasons Maui. 317 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,884 You know what she did? She smacked me in the face. 318 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,761 You are a stallion, man. 319 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,721 It's not every day somebody scores the madam. 320 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,558 Madam? 321 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,686 - Oh, no, come on. - I can't believe you didn't know that. 322 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,022 You gotta be kidding me. You're not kidding me? 323 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,525 I got a house account here. Here and Nate 'n Al's. 324 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,819 Just those two places, man. 325 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,780 Oh, Vince, baby. 326 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,115 Listen to me, don't sweat it. 327 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,286 Staci is one piece of pussy that has no price. 328 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,917 Dude. 329 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,048 Eric Murphy. 330 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,843 Why am I not surprised? 331 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,845 I don't know. I was kind of hoping you would be. 332 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,847 Oh, well, I expected you days ago. 333 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:57,766 Yeah. 334 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,644 Did you quit smoking yet? 335 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,480 - Four months. Mmm-hmm. - Really? 336 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,856 Nice. Me, too. 337 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,525 - Really? Wow. - Yeah. 338 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,696 You wanna grab a cup of coffee or something? 339 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,073 Well, I guess you probably can't leave here, right? 340 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,283 James is not like Ari. 341 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,244 I can do what I want. 342 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,413 James. You call him James? 343 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,580 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 344 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,624 ARl: The string painting she did, I'm getting it framed. 345 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,668 - You know that, right? - MELISSA: She's very talented. 346 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,546 - She does beautiful work. - Ari, 347 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,424 I think it's nice that you're finally taking an interest in the family. 348 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,926 Come on, why are you making such a big deal of this? 349 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,928 I'm not some absentee dad. 350 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,680 - Come on. - Ari. 351 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,682 - ARl: Hey, baby. - There's your dad. 352 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,184 There she is. 353 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,769 - Hey, sweetie. - There's my girl. 354 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,480 Hey, how are you? Dana Gordon! 355 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,733 I'll be right back. 356 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,487 - You are an animal, Ari. - Total surprise. Give me one second. 357 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,574 Amazing you're still showing up at school like this. 358 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,410 Won't let the nanny do it? Whatever they're paying you, it's not enough. 359 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,287 What are you doing here? It's not a good time. 360 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:03,248 Okay, fine. When is a good time? Tonight at your house? 361 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,626 - Invite your husband, have a slideshow. - You're out of your mind. 362 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,755 I have never been jerked around like this before, Dana, never. 363 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,550 And I will not tolerate it from some glorified D-girl. 364 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,678 Do not fucking talk to me like that, Ari. My job is on the line. 365 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,598 You don't think I want Vince? I want Vince, Alan wants Vince. 366 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,100 What about Mr. Cameron? Does he want Vince? 367 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,894 He doesn't know who Vince is. 368 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:25,896 Jesus! 369 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,315 - Look, we're working on that. - Okay, listen. 370 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,525 Let's get the two of them in a room together. 371 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,862 Anywhere on this planet. I will pay for it if I have to. 372 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,031 Vinnie will take care of the rest, all right? 373 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,451 - Fine. - All right. 374 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,371 ARl: Baby, what are you... 375 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,209 Can I get a ride? 376 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,589 I flew in this stuff from Colombia on my own private jet. 377 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,133 Sandinistas don't know shit about overthrowing a government, 378 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:57,719 but I'll tell you, they sure do grow some fine herb. 379 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,097 - It's really nice, Bob. - Bob, I don't know if you remember, 380 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,142 but I did an ep of Full House in '94. 381 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,937 I played Stamos's tough-guy nephew. 382 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,732 Really? I don't remember that. 383 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,318 Don't take it personally, Johnny. 384 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,320 I was so whacked out on Vikes and Halcion 385 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,239 during the '90s, I don't remember shit. 386 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,285 I'm clean now though, right? 387 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:23,745 (CHUCKLING) 388 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:28,667 - I remember that part. You were great. - Really? 389 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,380 Hey, Misty, why don't you show me your room, baby? 390 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,216 Come on, I got some stuff I want you to see. 391 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,176 Got some Courvoisier. 392 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:43,890 Did you just get cock-blocked by Bob Saget? 393 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,686 - Hi there. - STACl: Are you mad? 394 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,689 No, I'm just a little shocked. 395 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,440 Why? 396 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,902 I don't know. I mean, do I, like, owe you money now? 397 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,946 Don't be an asshole, Vince. I'm not a hooker. 398 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,824 Good, because I've never paid for sex. 399 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,951 And I'm not looking to start, 400 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,620 although you'd be worth every penny. 401 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,455 I should pay you. 402 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,751 Oh, my God, 403 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,920 look at my poor boys. 404 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,799 It's gonna be like telling them there's no Santa Claus. 405 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,970 Vince, I feel awful about deceiving you guys. 406 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,807 So I'm gonna pay for Turtle and Drama to have a good time today 407 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,019 - out of my own pocket. - No, I can't let you do that. 408 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,479 - How much is it? - My girls usually get 409 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,399 between $5,000 and $7,000 for the full pampering package. 410 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,986 Wow. 411 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,989 You know, money's a little tight right now. 412 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,657 Can I finance this? 413 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,535 Sure. 414 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:52,584 Right here. 415 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,933 (ANNOUNCER CHATTERING ON TV) 416 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,226 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 417 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,649 - What are you guys so happy about? - Skyrockets in flight, E. 418 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,361 - He had a little afternoon delight. - What, the neighbor's house? 419 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:22,906 I met this girl Jeanette. Couldn't lose this girl in a maze, she loved me. 420 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,075 DRAMA: Yeah, mine too. She took me up into her bedroom 421 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,452 and performed like it was strictly business. 422 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,205 - I'm back, baby, I'm back. - Yeah, baby. 423 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,584 Hey, thanks, bro. Look, I know these girls are pros, 424 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,504 but don't tell Turtle. It'll break his heart. 425 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,798 Yo, Vince, way to hook it up. 426 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,968 I know those girls were hookers, but don't tell John. 427 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,428 His streak's like five times as long as mine. 428 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:51,518 - So, E, what do you got? - I got something. 429 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,979 - It's not perfect, but it's something. - Would you just say it? 430 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,356 James Cameron is gonna screen Queens Boulevard. 431 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,650 - Yes! - You talked to James Cameron? 432 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,820 - Emily did actually, yeah. - You're gonna start up with her again? 433 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,738 We'll start as friends and see. 434 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:06,866 Friends are girls you just haven't fucked yet. You know that. 435 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,661 Thanks for the wisdom. I'm gonna go see Walsh. Anybody wanna come? 436 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,121 - Nope. - No. 437 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,334 - (CELL PHONE RINGS) - Hey. 438 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,044 Real sorry to bother you, Eric, 439 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:20,672 but can you explain why my meeting's canceled? 440 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:24,592 - What meeting, Ari? - Vince's meeting with James Cameron. 441 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,845 They said that he will not take the meeting 442 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,431 until after he sees Queens Boulevard. 443 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:32,600 Can you fucking explain that to me, Eric? 444 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,686 I didn't think you could get the meeting. 445 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,688 Emily didn't think so either. Don't worry about it. 446 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,565 - Cameron'll love it. - He better. 447 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:41,860 Because you know what? It's all on you now, Eric. 448 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:55,457 - Billy! - Suit, what's the word? 449 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,084 Got great news. Before they finalize Vince's deal, 450 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,837 James Cameron wants to screen Queens Boulevard. 451 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,380 - You serious? - Believe that shit? 452 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:03,840 James Cameron is gonna see your movie. 453 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,509 - He's coming to Sundance? - No, we're gonna send a print 454 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,720 - to his house. - Fuck that. 455 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,890 Hey, neighbor. Hi, Billy. 456 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,642 We have to make this quick. I have a 9:00. 457 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:16,978 Billy, look, this is important, man. 458 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,731 Look, suit, nobody sees my film till Sundance. 459 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,484 James Cameron wants to see it, tell him he can stand in line 460 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,235 in the snow like everybody else. 461 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,905 Excuse me. I only have an hour to take care of business. 462 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,364 - Shall we? - Billy, listen... 463 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,075 I think I made myself clear. 464 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,167 Can I have a shot of Jack?