1 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:11,719 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:12,947 VINCE: Wait, don't look. 3 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,324 - ERIC: I hate this shit. - Keep them closed! 4 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,703 Drama, hit me again and I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. 5 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,246 - Turtle did it. - Bullshit. 6 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,165 I can smell your Lagerfeld-doused fingers. 7 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,834 - Make a right, right here. - Where we going? 8 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,628 Hold on, take a step now, step. 9 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,338 Okay, here we come. 10 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:30,923 Steady. 11 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,468 Almost there. 12 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,511 Ready and... 13 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,846 Open! 14 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:38,765 Holy shit! 15 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,143 You bought another $100,000 car, you sick maniac? 16 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,770 No, it's not for me, it's for you. 17 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:46,606 It's for me? 18 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,442 Big day for E. Brand new Maserati, 19 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,860 and you're gonna pop your cherry tonight. 20 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:54,030 For your big date with Kristen, you're gonna need a nice car. 21 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:57,867 When finally fucking your own girlfriend, one should travel in style. 22 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,829 God, this is so sweet. 23 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,247 You're gonna love it. 24 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:06,167 I had an Italian sports car in '94. 25 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,668 They're a delight. 26 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,963 - You had a Fiat, Drama. - Italian, none the less. 27 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,674 - I can't take this, Vince. - I'll take it. 28 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:18,012 E, you've made $6,000 since you've been my manager. 29 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,264 You're getting killed. I feel bad. 30 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,141 Do you think this is the right time to be doing this? 31 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:24,393 We don't even know when the next pay day is coming. 32 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,063 You always got to ruin everything? 33 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,524 All right, fine, they gave it to me. 34 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,818 - Who gave it to you? - Beverly Hills Maserati. 35 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,069 I hooked it up. 36 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,780 All they want is for Vince to be seen riding around town. 37 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,574 Please don't make me beg you to take a free Maserati. 38 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,661 They gave you this car so you could be seen driving around in it. 39 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:43,663 That's why I'm gonna roll down the window and stick my head out 40 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,623 and you're gonna drive us to the Laker game. 41 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,922 Oh, look at that! That's not a foul? 42 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,966 Whatever they are paying you, I'll double it. 43 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,801 Ed, talk to your boy, he's gone crazy. 44 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,970 When was the last time you made a good call? 11 years ago? 45 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,221 Unbelievable! 46 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,931 You gotta focus up. 47 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,850 I don't know what you're doing, but you're killing me. 48 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,606 Lamar Odom's got great calves, huh? 49 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,569 What? He doesn't? 50 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,155 Yeah, Lamar! 51 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,283 Way to go, baby, way to go! 52 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,034 Big night tonight, huh, E? 53 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:25,037 You're like a high school girl, Ari, the way you gossip. 54 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,206 - You nervous? - Yeah, I'm nervous. 55 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:28,833 I'm saying I'd be nervous. 56 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,835 Three months your girl's been glorifying how you perform. 57 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,212 And what if you don't live up to the memory? 58 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,300 What? We're not talking? 59 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,386 Please. Who's not talking? I'm watching the game. 60 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,139 - Besides, didn't you fire me? - I fired you? 61 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,390 You're gonna let him interpret? 62 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,142 - He doesn't even speak the language. - Oh, gosh. 63 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,312 - What did he say again? - "Do Aquaman or find a new agent." 64 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:50,855 VINCE: That's what I recall. 65 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,440 Fuck yeah! 66 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:55,651 Get up. Come on, I paid for the seats. Get up. 67 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,862 - Unbelievable. - Down in front! 68 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,614 I paid two grand for these seats. 69 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,991 I'll get out there and launch a three if I want! 70 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:04,493 All right, look. 71 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,330 I'm making some moves for you. I am. We've got some bites. 72 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,999 - Don't throw away the idea of "Aquaman." - Ari! 73 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,542 The script is coming in tomorrow. 74 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:13,920 I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life. 75 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,838 He doesn't want to get typecast! 76 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,215 Look it. There's "The Joker." There's "Batman." 77 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,927 There's "Spider-Man." They're all typecast as rich guys. 78 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:23,346 Listen, for me, just read the script. 79 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,806 If it's not great, you'll never hear about it again. 80 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,308 - I promise. - I'll read the script. 81 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,478 But if I don't like it and you mention it again, I'm gonna fire you. 82 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,772 You want me to interpret that for you, Ari? 83 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,527 Wow, that sucks. 84 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,530 I can't believe that. 85 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,744 No, no, I understand. I just... I really wanted to see you. 86 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:48,955 No, I understand. 87 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,665 You need anything? 88 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,209 - Vince! - Yo! 89 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,543 - What's up, Lamar? - What's up, baby? 90 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,253 - Great game. - Thanks, man. Good seeing you. 91 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,714 - When you gonna do a new movie? - Soon, man, soon. 92 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:02,551 Hey, Lamar. What do you do for your legs, man? 93 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,720 - What? - How do you get them looking so good? 94 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,306 - Vince, your brother's a freak. - True. 95 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,392 - Later, man. - See you, bro. 96 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,394 Johnny, what's up with you and the legs? 97 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,104 He thinks his are too thin. 98 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:17,483 I'm reading for Point Dume tomorrow. I'm a little stressed. 99 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,902 I'd be more concerned about your face. 100 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:23,239 The Chase men all have great legs. Don't forget it. 101 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,949 No, you're lucky. 102 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,951 You got your mom's calves. I got Dad's. 103 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,245 Vinnie Chase, Jaime Pressly. 104 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,247 Hey. How are you? 105 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,373 Good. How are you? 106 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:35,001 I'm mad at you. We were supposed to work together. 107 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,337 You passed on Torque. Remember, baby? 108 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,090 Hey, there's always Torque II. 109 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,675 (FEIGNS LAUGHTER) 110 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,135 So what are you up to these days? 111 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,428 Glad you asked. 112 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,097 I am doing a pet project. 113 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,975 I'm gonna have a party at my house at the beach tonight. 114 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,685 If you guys want to come by, I can tell you about it. 115 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,978 Of course. 116 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,188 - You're kind of invited, too. - Thank you. 117 00:05:56,273 --> 00:06:00,568 I would love to show up, but it's anal sex night at the Gold house. 118 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,195 Thank you for the invite. I'm gonna go punish my wife. 119 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,280 - That's nice. - Good luck, everybody. 120 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:09,201 - Oh, E! Jaime Pressly's beach party, kid! - Yeah! 121 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,620 - I forgot. You can't come. - Shut up, Turtle. 122 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,414 - This could be off the hook. - What's the matter? 123 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,832 Kristen's got food poisoning. 124 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,961 - No. You're coming to this party. - Nah, drop me off at home. 125 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,213 It's on the complete opposite side of town! 126 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:24,091 Don't be such a fucking pussy! 127 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,052 You know how much gas a Maserati burns? 128 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,386 Come on. 129 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,139 Oh, he goes to the hoop. 130 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,642 (CHAMP PLAYING) 131 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,749 This is a great party! 132 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,836 But we decided if you're gonna be miserable, we're gonna be miserable too. 133 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,964 Just for the record, I voted against you, E, but I went with the majority. 134 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,468 I'm not miserable. I'm pissed, I got stuck with a $400 hotel room. 135 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,429 Peninsula has a 24-hour cancellation policy. 136 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:14,183 You should at least go jerk off on the bed. You gotta pay for it. 137 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,227 Let me get this straight. 138 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:19,855 She convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations 139 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,857 and then she bails? 140 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,860 She didn't bail. She got sick. 141 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,446 Before the date. Unlike your girls, who get sick when they arrive. 142 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,739 (TURTLE LAUGHS) 143 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,201 Right, right. 144 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,537 (CHUCKLES) You don't believe her? 145 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,123 I didn't buy the period. 146 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,707 Yeah, I didn't either. 147 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,379 You, too? 148 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,215 Don't beat around the bush anymore. 149 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:49,760 The three of us can't stand her. Okay? We never could. 150 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,762 Really? 151 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,514 I don't like the way she treats you. 152 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,057 Face facts, E. 153 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,726 She didn't come to New York. One day she got her period. 154 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,979 Next day she got food poisoning. 155 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:02,648 She's fucking somebody else. 156 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:08,404 Easy, Turtle. That's my girlfriend. 157 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:14,743 Christ. 158 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,120 Look at the tree trunks on that guy. 159 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:20,082 Catch you guys later. 160 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,212 (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 161 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,340 Hey! 162 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:33,512 So, I don't get it. It's a "spec-telethon"? 163 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:36,182 Yeah, you know, like Jerry Lewis does for M.S. 164 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,725 But for dogs? 165 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,268 Yeah, you like dogs, don't you? 166 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,479 Well, of course. I just didn't know they had M.S. 167 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:45,399 Well, they do, and we can help them. 168 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,195 Imagine if we hosted it together. 169 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:50,946 How hot would that be? 170 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,783 - Quite. Yeah. - So, will you do it? 171 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,452 Sure, of course. 172 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,537 I just have to talk to my people. 173 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:02,541 (SCOFFS) Dogs need people to talk for them. 174 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,710 Sorry to interrupt you guys. 175 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,378 Oh, there's my people now. 176 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,422 I'm gonna grab a cab. Thank you very much. See you. 177 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,882 - Wait. No! - Yeah. 178 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,342 E, come on, hang out. 179 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,302 I don't want to. I'm tired, I want to go home. 180 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,430 - I'm gonna go to sleep. - Okay. Yo, everybody! 181 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:17,723 - Stop, stop! - Listen up! 182 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,517 My friend here E is trying to bounce! 183 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,895 Could you convince him to stay, maybe? 184 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,355 (CROWD GROANS) 185 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,106 Leanna, Leanna! 186 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,817 - Have you met my boy, E? - No. Hi. 187 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,488 - Nice to meet you. - Leanna is a Perfect 10 model. 188 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,282 You know what that means, "Au naturel." 189 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,533 Can you believe that, with those tits? 190 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,786 Oh my God, E's "au naturel" too. 191 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,663 He wants to leave. Can you believe that? 192 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,539 - Why? - I'm just tired. 193 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:43,832 Want to go home and go to sleep. 194 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,001 That's too bad. 195 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,504 So, what is it you do, E? 196 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,590 Well, I work with Vince a little bit. 197 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,051 - Very cool. - He works with me. He's my manager. 198 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,887 He runs my life. I'd be nowhere without him. 199 00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:58,347 Even cooler. 200 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,641 Come on, I'll take care of you, 201 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,851 make sure nothing bad happens. 202 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,774 - Thanks. - Nice work. 203 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,611 TURTLE: I work with Vince a lot. I take care of whatever he needs. 204 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,405 Like a gopher? 205 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:17,866 (CHUCKLES) No, sweetheart. It's more like a manager. 206 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,786 Why, you looking for representation? 207 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:31,880 What's up? 208 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,052 You keep staring. What's up? 209 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,723 (STAMMERS) Oh, I was just... 210 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,101 Can I ask you a question? 211 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,352 Yeah, what? 212 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,732 Are those real? Or are they implants? 213 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,443 What? 214 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,486 Your calves, bro. 215 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,030 What, are you joking? 216 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,616 Okay, keep it to yourself. 217 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:03,287 But if you're telling me they're real, I ain't buying it. 218 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,249 Hers neither. 219 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,336 All I'm saying is that from a girl's point of view, 220 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,545 if she wanted to see you, 221 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,256 she would've asked you to bring her some soup. 222 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,846 So, what kind of dog is your dog? 223 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,015 He's a Rottweiler. He's beautiful. 224 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,727 Oh, yeah, that's not gonna work. 225 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,354 You know what? 226 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:34,443 Maybe we can get you like a Chihuahua, and we'll pretend like that's your dog. Perfect! 227 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,862 Good thing she ain't driving home. 228 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,405 Let's go swimming. 229 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,449 Are you kidding? It's fucking freezing. 230 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,409 - I'll keep you warm. - Really? 231 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,119 - Absolutely. - Promise? 232 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,038 - Live a little, come on! - Okay. 233 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,874 - Let's go swimming! - TURTLE: Are you out of your mind? 234 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,668 Come on, Vince's manager! 235 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,129 Oh, it's on, baby! 236 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,467 Come on. 237 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,266 (SIGHS) Come on, E. 238 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:10,854 Even if she still is your girlfriend, it's not cheating if you're not in love. 239 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,654 Just don't fall in love with me, okay? 240 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,451 ERIC: You coming? 241 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,330 No, have fun, bro. I don't want anyone to see my legs. 242 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,632 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 243 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,345 Hello. 244 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,097 Hey! Are you up? 245 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,226 Yeah, barely. 246 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,728 I feel so much better. I want to see you. 247 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,190 Now? 248 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:59,027 - It's 7:30 in the morning. - Check out is not till noon. 249 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,779 I called. Meet me over there. 250 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,866 No! I'm not allowed to go to the Peninsula. 251 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,369 I had a fight with them last night and I'm gonna dispute the charges. 252 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,456 - Oh, well, meet me here then. - You know what, I can't. 253 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:11,957 I got a crazy morning. 254 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,751 God, I thought you were dying to see me. 255 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,920 Well, I am. 256 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:21,383 My last class is at 3:00. Pick me up outside the James building. 257 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,220 Hello? 258 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,472 Yeah. 259 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,056 Are you okay? 260 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:32,102 Yeah, I'm okay. See you at 3:00. 261 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,520 Okay. 262 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:37,357 I'm sorry about last night. I miss you. 263 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,860 Miss you, too. 264 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,906 - Girlfriend? - Yep. 265 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,533 Who's Rob? Your boyfriend? 266 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,452 How did you guess? 267 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,704 I gotta go. 268 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,956 Oh, please. 269 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,629 I've never been with a guy that didn't want to fuck me again in the morning. 270 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,346 - Deny till you die. - That's all I'm saying. 271 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,307 "I don't know what you're talking about. It never happened." 272 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,642 E, look at me. 273 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,394 "Kristen, I've never cheated on you in my life." 274 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,647 - That was good, right, Vince? - Yeah, excellent. 275 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,273 - Very believable. - E? 276 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,275 I'd work on your audition, Drama. 277 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,028 It's not gonna be about the acting, bro, trust me. 278 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:30,118 Sir, could you please take your hands off the mirror? 279 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,247 What do you think? 280 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,416 Nothing says "I cheated" more than an expensive piece ofjewelry. 281 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,168 I'm gonna tell her, so what's the difference? 282 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,545 No! 283 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,046 Let's hope she forgives me. 284 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,422 Don't you listen to a word we say? 285 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,883 I agree with these guys. You're making a mistake. 286 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,052 All this coming from a guy who's never had a relationship 287 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,470 that's lasted longer than a week. 288 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,305 What, and that's an insult? 289 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,725 You tell someone you cheated if you want to break up with them. 290 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,228 Otherwise, it's a selfish way to get rid of your guilt. 291 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,646 - Well said. - Thank you. 292 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,648 You tell her, she'll never trust you again. 293 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,734 If you want to stay with Kristen, you keep your mouth shut, 294 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,194 - and you don't do it again. - Exactly. 295 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,237 None of this would have happened 296 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,573 if you guys didn't put it in my head she was cheating. 297 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,116 Don't blame us 'cause you're weak! 298 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,909 I'll take the blame for last night, 299 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,412 but you banging her again this morning. That's on you. 300 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,831 Who said I did? 301 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,543 - What? - She was really hot. 302 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,462 - So? - She was the hottest girl you ever been with. 303 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,506 - Ever. - Kristen's not hot? 304 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:29,386 Kristen's cute in that "I want to marry you so I can divorce you some day" way. 305 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:32,222 But that girl last night, she could start wars. 306 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,225 She was Vince hot. You ain't never had Vince hot. 307 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:38,312 Vince and I used to compete for girls in high school. He didn't always win. 308 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:42,024 I let him have Gina DeBernardo when he got cut from the baseball team. 309 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,610 Take away your fame, we're still competing and you know it. 310 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,571 Either way, no girls in high school were that hot. 311 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,032 So just tell us. Did you fuck her this morning or not? 312 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,243 (SNICKERS) 313 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,539 - How much is this one? - It's $1,400. 314 00:15:58,875 --> 00:15:59,958 Okay, I'll take it. 315 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,210 - He fucked her. - Definitely. 316 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,675 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 317 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,137 - Hey, Ari. - Where are you guys? I gotta see you now. 318 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,265 I got gold in my hands, baby. Fucking gold. 319 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,725 We're on our way to Burke Williams. 320 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,729 Say the words "Chiang Kai-Shek." 321 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,397 You will get a happy ending. I'm not kidding. 322 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,066 I'll be right there. 323 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,692 - He's meeting us. - Why? 324 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:26,985 I have no idea. 325 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,321 Turtle, roll with me. Come on. 326 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,740 As usual, I get fucked out of the steam. 327 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,917 So you're done with that girl? 328 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,877 Of course, I'm done with her. It was a one-night mistake. 329 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,422 - You're not gonna call her again? - I'm not gonna call her. 330 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,549 Interesting. 331 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,927 I think I'm gonna call her. 332 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:59,101 "I'm like the tide, baby. I come and go as I please." 333 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,268 (CLICKS TONGUE) 334 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:04,356 Okay, that was great, Johnny. Really great. 335 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,274 We just need to see the legs now. 336 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,956 You're not fucking calling her. 337 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,582 What are you being so territorial about? 338 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,543 - She has a boyfriend. - That's sweet. 339 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,211 You should buy him expensive jewelry. 340 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:30,549 "Fade in. Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman, the heir to the throne of Poseidon, 341 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,760 "is being placed gently on a barrier reef by his father." 342 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,303 - You're kidding me? - I'm not kidding. 343 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,724 I'm gonna read this entire script. You know why? It's that good. 344 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,475 Andrew Kevin Walker wrote it. 345 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,478 - The guy who wrote Seven? - Yeah. 346 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,064 Anyone who puts Gwyneth's head in a box is okay by me. 347 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,567 Still bitter, huh? After all these years? 348 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,277 You know what? I fired her. 349 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,404 "As Arthur's father stares into his son's eyes, 350 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,615 - "he pours the Serum X..." - Ari, we'll read it. 351 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,367 - You're gonna read it tonight? - ERIC: I'll read it. 352 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,827 - You promise? - I promise. 353 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,036 You're not lying to me? 354 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,663 I said I'll read it, I'll read it. 355 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,457 Because it would be a very big lie. 356 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,835 And one lie begets another, and it's a slippery slope. 357 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,422 - You fucking told him? - I didn't tell him. 358 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,048 - Jaime told me. - Jaime told him. 359 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,925 You commit to do the dog telethon? 360 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,095 I wouldn't exactly call it a commitment. 361 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,221 Will you watch your boy? 362 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,099 It does not help his career to do 24 hours on the "Animal Planet." 363 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,727 And by the way, E, I happen to know Leanna. 364 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,814 My God, she is way too hot for you, man. What'd you roofy her up? 365 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,816 I didn't know you had it in you. 366 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:32,110 Honestly, I don't. I'm sick over it. 367 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:35,405 He bought Kristen jewelry and he's confessing tonight. 368 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:39,075 No confessions. Did you read the papers, you idiot? Did you hear about this guy? 369 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,536 He confessed to a murder in 1973 with no clues. 370 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,872 They're gonna give him 25 years. Shut your mouth. 371 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,626 Do not say a word, or you will end up being gang-banged by a bunch of cholos. 372 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,211 Just relax. It's Hollywood, baby. 373 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,797 - Everyone strays sometimes. - Does your wife? 374 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,216 That's the mother of my kids. 375 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,675 Don't be an asshole. 376 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,430 (INDIE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 377 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,154 - Hey. How are you? - Hey. 378 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:21,993 Wanna get a cup of coffee? 379 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:25,455 No. I want to go straight to my apartment. 380 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,011 Three months is a long time to be away, huh? 381 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,763 It's not that long. 382 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,265 Really? 383 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,268 'Cause I was starting to feel like this was never gonna happen. 384 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,603 Why wouldn't this happen? 385 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,731 Well, you know, the period. 386 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,776 And you not coming to see me in New York. 387 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,278 I don't know. 388 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:59,489 I felt like everything was working against us. 389 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,450 The guys were convinced you were blowing me off. 390 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,328 You're 28 years old. 391 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:09,708 Do you have to listen to everything that Peter Pan and the Lost Boys have to say? 392 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,544 No, but they can be persuasive. 393 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,462 And then you got food poisoning. 394 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,966 What? You don't think I had food poisoning? 395 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,676 No, I believe you, I'm just saying, 396 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,429 my friends thought it was a little, you know, weird. 397 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,723 Well, what are you saying? 398 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,600 Are you accusing me of something? 399 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,226 No. 400 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:32,480 Okay, just stop guilting me. 401 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,149 God... 402 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,861 I thought that I could go through with this and let the past be the past. 403 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,238 But I can't. 404 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,742 I was with someone when you were away. 405 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,244 Oh, fuck. God, I knew it. 406 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,872 That's why you were being weird this morning? 407 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,917 But, come on. You were in New York for three months. 408 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,752 - You weren't with anyone? - No. 409 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:57,130 You were in Manhattan and the Hamptons with Vince. 410 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,008 You're gonna tell me girls weren't throwing themselves all over you. 411 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,801 I thought we had an agreement. 412 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:02,886 No, we didn't. 413 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,472 That's what you wanted but I said I wasn't sure. 414 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,933 Really? I must've missed that in between all the calls 415 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,601 of you telling me how much you missed me. 416 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,728 I can't believe this. I'm so stupid. 417 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,188 No, you're not. 418 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,398 I'm stupid. You're a great guy. 419 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,816 Who's the other great guy? 420 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,236 (SIGHS) Just somebody I met in class. 421 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,446 (SCOFFS) 422 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,283 Were you with him last night? 423 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,826 Or did you really have food poisoning? 424 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,371 - Oh, God. - Eric, please. 425 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,290 I'm sorry. I don't want it to end like this. 426 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,631 (CHUCKLES) I didn't come here to accuse you of anything. 427 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,466 I came over here to confess. 428 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,052 I would have rather of been with you, but last night I got drunk 429 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,221 and fucked a Perfect 10 model. 430 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,889 And... 431 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,891 I fucked her again this morning. 432 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,810 See you later. 433 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,650 - All right, so you confessed? - Yeah. 434 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,902 That's not confessing, that's rubbing it in her face! 435 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,070 Good for you! 436 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,905 You should have held out, 437 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,324 made her stew in her own guilt until it broke her. 438 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,036 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 439 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,163 I really am. It's just that... 440 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:15,125 Last night, she was the hottest girl I've ever been with. 441 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,460 I didn't get to enjoy it, because I felt guilty. 442 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,088 What about this morning? 443 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,756 Did you enjoy yourself this morning? 444 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,845 Well, I told Kristen I did. 445 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,763 - I fucking knew it, baby! - Pay up. 446 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,932 Pay up, bro. Cash only. 447 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:32,809 But, I didn't. 448 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,519 What did I tell you? 449 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,647 Do I know my boy or do I know my boy? "Hundy spot." 450 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,775 I'm wearing sweats, bro. 451 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,193 My wallet is in the car. 452 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,154 Forget it. 453 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:48,658 Why don't you call Leanna tonight? Take her out. You're a free man now. 454 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,160 No, man, forget that girl. 455 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,037 Only reason she was with me was 'cause I'm your manager. 456 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:55,331 So? You know how much pussy I got in this town I didn't deserve? 457 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,583 - All of it. - (ERIC LAUGHS) 458 00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,418 Look, E... 459 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:02,088 Sometimes your position in life allows you to get things you never could've had. 460 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,840 That doesn't mean it's not right. 461 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,717 And it doesn't mean it's gonna last. 462 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:09,387 So now that this whole Kristen thing is finally finished, 463 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,473 it's about time you started to enjoy yourself a little. 464 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,850 Or at least fake it, so we can. 465 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:17,604 You know, we could all be working for the phone company. 466 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,481 All of us. 467 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,649 What the fuck does that mean? 468 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,527 Think about it, E. Think about it. 469 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:29,074 Hey, guys, why don't we go to Vegas tonight and have a wild, decadent time. 470 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,284 Forget that you got dumped. Forget that I don't have a job. 471 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,703 Forget that he's got Shawn Bradley's legs. 472 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,121 I'm trying to enjoy myself. 473 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,831 - You wanna go? - I want to go. 474 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,291 Just gotta make a quick cash stop. 475 00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:40,960 - Vegas, baby. - Let's do it! 476 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,130 So, what's wrong? 477 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:47,884 - She didn't like it? - Actually, I decided I didn't like her. 478 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,011 (LAUGHS) 479 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,265 So, are you an actor, too? Like Vince? 480 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,226 - No. - No. 481 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,521 Actually... 482 00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:01,439 Yeah, I'm Vince's manager. 483 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,861 (ALL RIGHT NOW PLAYING) 484 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,039 - Phone number! - Yeah! 485 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,627 - Nice move! - Get out, I'm driving. 486 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:26,798 You're the man. 487 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,509 Vegas, baby! 488 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:30,969 Vegas. 489 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,931 (CLASSIC ROCK PLAYING)