1 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:07,715 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,216 ERIC: Hey, it's me! 3 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,385 Yep. We just landed. 4 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,512 Okay. Cool. 5 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,557 The guy's not home five seconds, he's already calling Kristen. 6 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:40,808 Oh, boy, here we go. 7 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:43,227 You don't want her thinking you're dying to see her, do you? 8 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,313 Turtle's right, E. Let her think you're busy. 9 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:48,608 She's my girlfriend, idiots. I don't care what she thinks. 10 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,985 I don't have to play games anymore. Tell them, Vince. 11 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,196 Come on, what do I know about relationships? 12 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,823 What kind of girlfriend won't come see you while you're away working? 13 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,325 The kind of girlfriend in school. 14 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,077 I went to school. How hard is it to cut out on that shit? 15 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:02,413 Not that hard when you're headed for a GED. 16 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:06,209 Three months without pussy, E. That's rough. You're almost a virgin again. 17 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,418 Why do you think he's calling? 18 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,420 It's like the guy got his hymen restored. 19 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,839 Vince, you ever go three months without pussy? 20 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:15,551 - Vince, ain't never gone three days. - Wait, that's not true. 21 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,719 Sophomore year. 22 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,763 - Really? - Well, you had mono. 23 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:22,058 - Good memory, E. - That shit don't count. 24 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,769 Yo, Johnny, is there another slice left? 25 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:27,522 DRAMA: No, sorry, bro. Polished it off over the Grand Canyon. 26 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,525 We need an Eddie's out here. LA pizza blows. 27 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,819 ERIC: Why is it so hard to get a good slice in LA anyway? 28 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,030 Tap water. That's why you can't get a decent bagel either. 29 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,156 Except on Fairfax. 30 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:39,575 There's different water on Fairfax? 31 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:43,287 Yeah, Vince. The Jews import it from Borough Park. 32 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:44,997 I'm serious. 33 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:48,543 If that were the case, then why can't you get a good slice on Fairfax? 34 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,670 Because Jews don't make pizza, idiot. 35 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,756 ERIC: So, given your theory, Drama, I should get a decent pizza bagel at Canter's. 36 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,841 TURTLE: Uh-huh. 37 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,175 DRAMA: Wrong, E! 38 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,719 Kosher mozzarella tastes like tofu. 39 00:02:58,804 --> 00:02:59,804 (LAUGHING) 40 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,264 VINCE: Tofu? 41 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,309 - Did you call for a car, Turtle? - Was I supposed to? 42 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,936 No, we're supposed to walk home. 43 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:10,690 Summer break's over, E. Time to get your soldiers in line. 44 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,192 Guy's not my soldier. I inherited him. 45 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,945 - Hey, fuck you. - I hate the new system. 46 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,155 Check it out. 47 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,033 You called them and asked them not to tow it? 48 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,453 It would be cooler if I left it for Homeland Security to impound. 49 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,788 Shotgun! 50 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,920 I hate the new system. 51 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:40,428 All right, so, remember, gardener, pool guy, newspaper, vet, alarm company, 52 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:45,099 satellite, Gelson's, dry cleaning, and get the MLB package hooked up. 53 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,227 Oh, call your boy Busey, Vince. We're finally gonna accept that gift. 54 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,979 I hope it's not a self-portrait. 55 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,023 Turtle, will you do me a favor? Will you take this stuff in? 56 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,317 Vince, I want his job. The guy's sitting on Easy Street. 57 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,777 Turtle, please. You're like a three-time lotto winner. 58 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,029 Where you going? 59 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,031 Three months, Vince. Three months. 60 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,908 Yeah, you won't last five minutes. 61 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,618 He won't last five seconds. 62 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,495 What are you doing? 63 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,456 You got me thinking. Take me to Stacy's. 64 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,000 No, Jamie's. No, Stacy's. 65 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,419 What? 66 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,046 What the fuck are we supposed to do? 67 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,465 Jerk each other off, you losers! 68 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,009 Yeah, don't forget your bag! 69 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,931 - Help me with this stuff? - Yeah. 70 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,767 I got Arnold. Come on, Arnold, let's go. 71 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,197 What? 72 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,366 I have my period. 73 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,743 Oh, fuck. Really? 74 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,829 Yeah. Bad timing, huh? 75 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,039 Yeah. 76 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,210 You know. I mean... 77 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,713 - Maybe... - What? 78 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,053 It's been three months. Maybe a little something else. 79 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,680 - No. - Why? 80 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,599 Because that wouldn't be fair to me. 81 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,395 I've been waiting to have sex with you for three months also. 82 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,355 Yeah, but it's easier for girls to hold out. 83 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,232 No. Eric. 84 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:20,569 I feel gross. I feel fat and bloated. 85 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,822 Well, you're not. You're beautiful. 86 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,575 - Saturday night. - What? 87 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,244 We can get really drunk. 88 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:32,832 And since you're this big hotshot manager making the big bucks, 89 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,459 we can get a room at the Beverly Hills Hotel. 90 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,545 Big bucks? I made $6,000 on that movie. 91 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,172 Okay, well, we'll split the room. 92 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,258 We'll have the best sex ever. 93 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,343 What are we gonna do now? 94 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,262 Just kiss. 95 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,932 - She wouldn't even blow you? - Or give you a nice tug? 96 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,142 That's bullshit. 97 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:54,186 You act like a priest for three months, the least the girl can do is service you. 98 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,855 That is a little selfish. 99 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,816 Had I shown up and Kristen was missing a leg, 100 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,736 I still would have taken care of business. 101 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:04,989 ERIC: You would have sex with a girl on her period? 102 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,699 Who wouldn't, man? 103 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:10,036 Hey, I've done it. It's not something I hope for. 104 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,371 You guys are disgusting. I don't think I've ever done that. 105 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:13,581 Well, you should, altar boy. 106 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:16,542 Because it's a fact a girl on her period is hornier. 107 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,586 And there's no need for a raincoat. 108 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:21,338 - It's like Flag Day. - TURTLE: Except it's a week. Hold that! 109 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,386 Hey, what's up? 110 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,225 VINCE: What the fuck? 111 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,895 Hey, guys. I'm Lloyd, Ari's new assistant. 112 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:37,646 What's up, man? I'm Vince. 113 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:38,981 I know who you are. 114 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:42,026 If Ari gives you a hard time let me know, all right? 115 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,569 What happened to Emily? 116 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,696 I don't know. Can I get you something to drink? 117 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,698 - Water. - Water sounds good. 118 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,493 I'm good. 119 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,081 - What are you being an asshole for? - Yeah? 120 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,708 A bigwig like Ari should have a hot assistant to look at. 121 00:06:57,793 --> 00:07:00,211 Johnny, some people probably think he is hot. 122 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:01,962 I ain't one of them people. 123 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,047 Come on, Turtle, let's go. 124 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,925 The only reason we stopped was to see how Emily treated you. 125 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,009 Peace. 126 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,886 The boys are back in town! 127 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:10,846 You like "Gaysian Lloyd"? 128 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,724 He's cute, right? And he covers two quotas. 129 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,935 - ERIC: Did you fire Emily? - I had to. 130 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,354 To make sure you wouldn't fuck another one of my assistants. 131 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,189 You're not gonna try to fuck Lloyd? 132 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,774 Did you really fire her? 133 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,818 James Cameron stole her. She's over at Lightstorm. 134 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,278 So, how was the little movie? 135 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:29,782 Honestly, one of the best experiences of my life. 136 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,576 That's fantastic. But you got it out of your system, right? 137 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,162 I wanted to talk to you about that. 138 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:40,251 I ran into Neil LaBute in New York. He wants me to do his play in London. 139 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,461 Six months, $300 a week. 140 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:45,756 But I figure with your negotiating skills, you can get me $400. 141 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,925 And it's very well written. 142 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,719 Okay, Ari, I'm joking. 143 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,847 I'm ready to work. What do you got? 144 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,355 Hiya, Mary. 145 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,652 Hi, I'm Carla. Adam's new assistant. 146 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:08,904 Can I get you guys something to drink? 147 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:13,492 You have a Diet Creamsicle Shasta, by any chance? 148 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,495 ADAM: Johnny, Turtle. 149 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:18,998 Adam! 150 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,334 You have an office! 151 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,838 And you've got a smoking-hot assistant. 152 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,465 Yep, and it's all because of this guy. 153 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,134 - Really? - No, not really. 154 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,468 Sit. Sit. 155 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,309 So, I'm back and I'm ready. 156 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,227 Great! Exciting stuff going on. 157 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,354 - DRAMA: Yeah? - I'm circling something at NBC. 158 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,523 TV? 159 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,693 I thought maybe after Queens Boulevard, we could get a movie. 160 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,321 Oh, this is a movie. A movie of the week. 161 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,740 But I have a little problem. 162 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:55,993 Your headshots, they're setting us back. 163 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,996 I've had those shots since '92. They've been great. 164 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,039 What's the problem? 165 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:04,543 The problem is people get annoyed when they expect to see a 24-year-old. 166 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,256 Does this look like you? 167 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,970 - You ready? - Let's go, we're ready. 168 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,055 This kid's got no patience. 169 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,015 In some countries, they would cut off your elfin feet 170 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:21,518 - for disrupting the master's flow. - How about I shove my elfin foot up your ass? 171 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,229 - You missed me, didn't you? - Ari, come on. 172 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,105 All right, you ready? 173 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,149 Aquaman! 174 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,070 - Aquaman? - Aquaman, baby! 175 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,656 It is Spiderman underwater! Boom. 176 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,783 - Is there a script? - ARl: No, I know he doesn't like to read, 177 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,410 so I got you something with pictures. 178 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,666 Tell him, E. 179 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,042 Oh, tell me what? 180 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,419 - We know what we want to do next. - What? 181 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,004 The fucking Belt Parkway? 182 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,507 - Relax. It's a studio movie. - Really? 183 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,841 It's big. 184 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,426 Show him. 185 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,098 What is this, some Showtime miniseries? Come on. 186 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:02,351 No, it's Medellin. The Pablo Escobar story. 187 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,520 Sex, drugs and salsa! 188 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:08,357 - Did you read it? - ARl: I know about it. It's at Universal. 189 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,693 This movie is gonna be the new Scarface. 190 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,278 Which was our favorite movie growing up. 191 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,613 ARl: Really? VINCE: Here's the story. 192 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,035 I come from the gutter, that's okay. 193 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,456 I got no education, I know that. There will be no stopping me. 194 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,792 I go straight to the top, Ari! 195 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,131 This is the kind of studio movie we want to do. 196 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,465 What're you gonna do about it? 197 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,801 I'll get into it. But I'm also deep into Aquaman. 198 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,594 I got a meeting with Dana Gordon. 199 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,096 Well, should I be there? 200 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:41,598 No. 201 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,684 Unless you wanna pull up her car 202 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,686 - or serve us crème brûlée. - Go fuck yourself. 203 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,314 - Not gonna work this year. - What're you talking about? 204 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,107 - What did I tell you? - I can't play with the guy? 205 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,484 - What's the deal? We gotta battle. - Go easy. 206 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,737 - He's having a rough day. - What happened? 207 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,197 - He's not getting any. - Oh, no. You kidding me? 208 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,034 You want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari-kari you with his pecker? 209 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,660 Or no? No? 210 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,204 I thought the girlfriend was still in play. 211 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,582 Bad time of the month to come home. 212 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,208 ARl: You're like me. ERIC: Yeah? How so? 213 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,169 I won't even fuck my wife after she plays tennis. 214 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,462 Oh... 215 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,172 Listen, here's the deal. 216 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,799 I got other things to discuss with Dana Gordon. 217 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,343 So you set your own meetings. 218 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:21,764 But, Vinnie, the good news is, Warner's loves you. Know it. 219 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,933 This year you're going to jump to the next level, baby. 220 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,727 - Sounds good. - Sounds fine. 221 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,438 I'd say hug it out, but I don't want you drawing wood. 222 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,858 All right? This is your year, baby. Your year! 223 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,693 (HORN HONKING) 224 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,867 Jesus. 225 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,123 WORKER: Try this side. 226 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,047 Turtle! Turtle! 227 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,299 What the fuck you screaming about? I'm right here. 228 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,094 - What's going on? - Everything. Just like you asked. 229 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,472 It's fucking chaos out there. You couldn't spread things out? 230 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,058 I have my system, you had yours. 231 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,476 What is this thing out here on the front lawn? 232 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,979 That's Busey's gift. It's a psychedelic totem pole. 233 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,773 I thought he was giving us a painting. 234 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,024 I told him I liked that one better. 235 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,235 We don't own this house. What are we gonna do with it when we move? 236 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,570 Fucking leave it. It's ugly as shit. 237 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,531 I told him Vince would take a picture in front of it, though. 238 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,658 Now you're pissing me off. 239 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,870 Maybe you should try doing my dog shit job and I should try being Vince's manager. 240 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,081 - ERIC: I did your job. - Not like this. 241 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,958 Vince never yelled at you. 242 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,419 You yell at a guy, you break his spirit. 243 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,422 Vince, does his new title allow him to yell at me all the time? 244 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,923 That was in his deal. Sorry! 245 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,842 Don't be so sensitive, Turtle. 246 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,635 - What day is she on, E? - Who? 247 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,596 - Kristen! What day of her period is it? - Day two. 248 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,141 - You're in for a rough week. - Not as rough as E. 249 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:50,561 Can I buy you a blow job? It would make both our lives easier. 250 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:53,439 Nope, I'm fine. Don't need any of that. Just gotta make it to Saturday night. 251 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,940 What? You made a sex date? 252 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,067 He's got to wine and dine his own girlfriend? 253 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,945 I thought the whole reason people have girlfriends is for effort-free sex. 254 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,613 Are you sure she's not trying to avoid fucking you? 255 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,533 Exactly. Whoever heard of a girl who cycles mid-month? 256 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,617 Mmm-hmm. 257 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,161 When do you cycle, Drama? 258 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,580 Hey, Turtle, let's go outside and take a couple shots. 259 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,206 I already took care of your head shots. 260 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,501 - You can't let Turtle take your headshots. - DRAMA: Why not? 261 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,336 VINCE: Because you need a professional. 262 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,630 You want me to call David LaChapelle? He owes me a favor. 263 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,300 The guy charges five grand to set up a light. 264 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,052 - I already took care of this, Drama. - So, I'll pay. 265 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,096 It's your career. You can't fuck around with it. 266 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,808 It's emasculating having your kid brother pay for your headshots. 267 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,603 And him paying for the rest of your life is empowering? 268 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,147 Vince don't pay for shit of mine. Everything's on my tab. 269 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,607 Tell him, bro. 270 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:39,526 It's all a loan, okay? So borrow the money. 271 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,571 It's not the money. It's the principle. 272 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,490 - I can't let them win. - Who's them? 273 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,033 The conspirators in this town 274 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,869 who force the good actors out of the business by draining their resources 275 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,996 with shit they don't need, like, 276 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,664 fucking headshots. 277 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:56,251 Your headshots are taken care of. If someone would just listen to me. 278 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,545 - By who? - Trust me, all right? 279 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,048 See, I'm a multi-tasker. 280 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,175 You're a regular Martha Stewart, Turtle. 281 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,053 At any point am I gonna get any credit from anyone? 282 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,555 ERIC: We'll see, Turtle. We'll see. 283 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,475 VINCE: California Pizza Kitchen? 284 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,894 - Did you buy this? - Yeah, it's New York style. 285 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,647 Not with guacamole on it, it's not. 286 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,483 You guys are all over me today. Jesus! 287 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,445 Oh, come on, don't be so sensitive. I'll eat the shitty pizza! 288 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,699 Vince, you should take a look at this Aquaman. It's cool for a comic book. 289 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,701 You know what, I don't want to do Aquaman. 290 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,703 Afraid you don't got the body to fill out the suit? 291 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,831 (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) I didn't want to tell Ari, get the hard sell. 292 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,376 - Will you tell him? - Sure, I'll lock him into Medellin. 293 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,919 (THANKS IN SPANISH) 294 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,008 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 295 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,725 Excuse me, was anyone gonna call me and tell me you're back? 296 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:54,977 You didn't know we were back? 297 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,770 I knew you were back because Gary Busey told me. 298 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,313 He wants that shot with Vince. 299 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,566 - Eric Murphy, this is Amanda Peet. - Hey. 300 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,360 ERIC: Hey. SHAUNA: Eric is Vincent Chase's manager. 301 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,820 - Oh, hey. - Nice to meet you. 302 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,114 You too! When's Vince gonna do another movie? 303 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,657 - Soon, very soon. - AMANDA: Good. 304 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,576 You should find Vince a movie to do with Amanda. 305 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,536 - Yeah! - That would be great. 306 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,496 I'm more than a publicist. I really should produce. 307 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,165 Give me your card, I'll give you a call. 308 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,167 You know what, I don't have a card. 309 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,253 What's the name of your company? 310 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,089 You know what, I don't have a company either. 311 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,009 - I'm getting that going. - I'll put you two in touch. 312 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,385 Okay, great. 313 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,387 - Nice meeting you. - I'll call you. 314 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,222 You sound like a fucking moron, you know that? 315 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,600 Thanks, Shauna. It's weird. Your eyes, they look black in this light. 316 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,602 - You should seriously... - Hey. 317 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,437 You're not gonna keep me waiting are you? What're you doing? 318 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,897 - Hey, Shauna! - Oh, fuck you, Ari! 319 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,691 Hey, hey, who speaks like that at Koi? 320 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,235 I apologize. She's in PR. She knows not what... 321 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,738 You need to be punished. Let's go. 322 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,159 This is retarded. 323 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:55,037 Do you wanna drop two grand on headshots? 324 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,625 This won't be out for another four weeks. 325 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,252 What do we have to do to make sure my boy gets picked? 326 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,837 I do the picking. 327 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,798 How do I know this isn't your signature? 328 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,092 Come on, Christy, are you crazy? 329 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,471 That's the classic Vincent Chase swoop on the V right there. 330 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,057 Yeah, yeah. I got the same thing with my J. 331 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,517 Who are you? 332 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,689 I had an unbelievable lunch with Dana Gordon. 333 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,733 The script is coming in next week. 334 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,568 And kanpai... 335 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,197 I think I convinced her to attach Vinnie before they get a director. 336 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,615 I should get a fucking Pulitzer. 337 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,076 Ari, Vince doesn't want to do Aquaman. 338 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,410 What do you mean he doesn't want to do Aquaman? 339 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,536 He hasn't read the script. 340 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,664 He has read Medellin. He wants to do that. 341 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,957 Where did you get that one? Josh Weinstein? 342 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,419 - A little insecure, Ari? - How did you get it? 343 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,630 Turtle found it on the subway. What's it matter? We wanna do it. 344 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:50,509 And I want to fuck Angelina Jolie. The only difference is, I might have a shot. 345 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,635 We don't have a shot? 346 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,345 No, you want to know why? They're out to a guy. 347 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,389 I don't know if you ever heard of him. His name is Tom Cruise. 348 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,684 Tom Cruise is gonna play Pablo Escobar? The guy is not even Hispanic. 349 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,310 Hilary Swank has a vagina 350 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,562 and she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. 351 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,398 That's what actors do, they pretend. 352 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,192 I get it. I get it, okay. So, what if Cruise passes? 353 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,403 They go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves. 354 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,154 And on down the list. 355 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,323 - Where is Vince on that list? - He ain't on the list. 356 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:17,411 - How do we get him on the list? - You do Aquaman, you stupid fuck. 357 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,129 - Let's go. - DRAMA: All right, let's do it. 358 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,141 Okay, great. I think we got what we need. 359 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,977 Wait, hold on a second, pal. I got a couple of wardrobe changes. 360 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,311 Turtle! 361 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,653 Who is this guy? 362 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,242 - Okay. - Suck in that gut a little, Drama. 363 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,744 Fuck you, Turtle. 364 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,288 How's the hair look? Good? 365 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:06,334 Before he did Born on the Fourth of July, Tom Cruise did Top Gun. 366 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,879 Hanks fucked a fish before he did Forrest Gump. 367 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:14,259 We need a commercially viable popcorn flick, like Matterhorn would have been. 368 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:17,721 - We can get Aquaman. - We can get a lot of things. 369 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,599 Since Vince doesn't want to do Aquaman, let's talk about those things. 370 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,768 Really, we can get a lot of other things? You know? 371 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,436 - Yeah. - You know what we can get? 372 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,438 You don't even know the name of your own fucking company. 373 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,440 Stop cursing at Koi. You're embarrassing me. 374 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,775 You know what's embarrassing, 375 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,986 is that you are managing your best friend right out of the business. 376 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,654 - That would roughly be embarrassing. - That is not true. 377 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,616 You'll be singing a different tune when you see Queens Boulevard. 378 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,867 (CLEARS THROAT) 379 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:42,078 We need a career intervention, is what we need. 380 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:46,041 No more arguing. No more bullshit. We're going to sit down, the three of us, 381 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,628 and I'm going to lay out for you clearly, what our options are. 382 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:54,424 This town is littered with the trashed careers of the 'once upon a time' movie stars. 383 00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:56,968 Don't let our boy be a cautionary tale. 384 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:06,061 Okay. Well, I conceptualized this when I was on a walk-about in the Badlands. 385 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,688 And I stumbled on this briar patch of berries. 386 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,233 And I ate every berry I could see, 387 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,944 because I thought that would be nurturement from the earth to me. 388 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,654 Vincent. Teeth. 389 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:19,658 And after I ate the berries, this came to me. Each one of these represents... 390 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,410 Don't ever commit to shit without talking to me first. 391 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,496 I gotta have some freedom to operate, E. 392 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,956 You gotta earn freedom. 393 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,417 Why didn't you get this guy to do my shots? He's a real pro. 394 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:32,128 All right, you know what? Fuck you and fuck you, all right? 395 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,339 That's it, I'm done. I quit. 396 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,884 What's he quitting? 397 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,886 He gets paid? 398 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,848 I don't think there's a word in the Earth language 399 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,766 or in the dictionary to define 400 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,978 what it did to me. But it was up in here. 401 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,522 It was in my heart, my spirit, my soul, my mind, my emotions. 402 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,649 - No anxiety... - Gary, how many pictures do we need? 403 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:57,070 One perfect one. It comes from the light of the sun after it's set. 404 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,947 It's 11:30 now, Gary. 405 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,367 I know it is. But we must wait for this precious time. 406 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,827 Well, we have a meeting. 407 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,913 Your meeting and your future is meaningless. 408 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,665 Gary, a couple more pictures and that's it. 409 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,084 GARY: Guys, let me ask you a question. 410 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,086 What's more important... 411 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,381 Oh, great. Now what? 412 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,928 Got a big one for you fellas today. 413 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,850 DRAMA: Yo, H&H Bagels. All right! How you doing, Blake? 414 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:30,437 BLAKE: What's happening? VINCE: Yo, check it out. Carnegie knishes. 415 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,646 VINCE: Nice! 416 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,356 DRAMA: What else you got? 417 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,317 BLAKE: Whatever this is. DRAMA: Oh! 418 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,069 Eddie's Pizza! 419 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,196 What a score. It's like being back in New York. 420 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,616 - Nice, E! - I didn't do it. 421 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,242 Who did? 422 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,749 Jesus, E. You never came up with something like this. 423 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,959 Yo, great job, Turtle. Come down here! 424 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,377 Yeah, Turtle, good job! 425 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,004 (SHOUTING) Oh, any corned beef? 426 00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:02,093 I'm not coming out till all of you apologize. And that means you, too, Vince. 427 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,389 I'm sorry. 428 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,224 I didn't do nothing. 429 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,893 Sorry, Turtle! 430 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,853 Now the Lucky Charm. 431 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,650 - Come on, E. - Yeah, come on. This is impressive. 432 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,569 Whose DHL number is this? 433 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,029 It's Ari's. 434 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:25,784 I'm sorry. 435 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,118 I knew you would like that. 436 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,120 Get down here and help us carry this shit. 437 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,164 Yeah, that figures. 438 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,471 These are great. 439 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,390 - Yeah? - Yeah! 440 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,976 Except, what's with the big apple behind your head? 441 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,812 It doesn't matter. 442 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,065 This is our year, Johnny. Can you feel it? 443 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:02,362 So, twice in two days, huh? 444 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,239 Must be important. 445 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,241 E didn't explain the situation to you? 446 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:09,369 Did you explain to E that there wouldn't be any lunch? 447 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:12,455 I would have waited for my pizzas to defrost. 448 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,082 You didn't tell him what I told you? 449 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,500 I told him you wanted to sit down and talk. 450 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,169 I thought we just sat down and talked. 451 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,547 What's the situation, Ari? You seem stressed. 452 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,593 Yeah. We can't get Medellin. 453 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,512 Why not? 454 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,514 Because they're looking at other people. 455 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,850 So call and tell them to look at me. 456 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,018 You don't think I've been on the phone? 457 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:35,979 You're the most powerful agent in the business. 458 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,105 One of the most powerful, yeah. 459 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,858 No, you said when I signed with you, you were the most powerful. 460 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,943 - He said that to you? - A bunch of times. 461 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,236 Shut the fuck up, Eric! 462 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,614 Listen, Ari, snap out of it, all right? 463 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,034 If they're not looking at me, you call them. 464 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:53,288 Tell them to look at me. They'll listen to you, all right? We cool? 465 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,373 I'm starved. Let's get outta here. 466 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,459 Vince, we have to do Aquaman. 467 00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:02,213 You didn't tell him any of this? 468 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,841 No, he told me. He told me, okay? 469 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,635 And Eric also told you that I don't want to do Aquaman. 470 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,972 If we can't get Medellin, 471 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,891 then we will wait for something else that I love. 472 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:16,478 (CLEARS THROAT) For the past three months, 473 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,897 while your boy has been sitting on your indie set pouring creamers 474 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:23,068 and getting no pussy, I have been scouring this town for an offer. 475 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,905 It ain't out there. 476 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,698 Come on. 477 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,533 Okay. 478 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:34,412 Here's an offer for you to star in a new Olsen twins movie. 479 00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:36,790 It's a love triangle in which little Mary-Kate and Ashley 480 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,250 use you as an experiment to see if you can tell 481 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,169 if they are two separate, distinct people. 482 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,837 This would be mildly amusing 483 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:47,092 if the producer didn't think he had a realistic shot of getting you. 484 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:55,100 It ain't eight months ago, man. Listen, you cooled off. 485 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:57,519 The $5 million offers do not exist. 486 00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:00,688 But Warner's loves you, so Aquaman does. 487 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:03,525 (EXHALES) 488 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,527 What do you think, Eric? 489 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,031 We should read Aquaman and then see what's what. 490 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,617 Excellent representation. Nice work, E. 491 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:15,328 You know what I think? I would rather quit the business 492 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,247 than to do more shit that I don't love. 493 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,959 I've done that. And you know what, it sucks. 494 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,795 I was only partially joking about Neil LaBute, Ari. 495 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:25,213 I'll go do a play. 496 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,715 I'd rather do a play than this bullshit. 497 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,218 Don't forget, I came from nothing. 498 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,304 As much as I love the toys, I don't need them. 499 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,019 Well, that went well. 500 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:47,193 I don't want this to get to a place where you start blaming me for everything. 501 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:49,237 You guys don't listen to me. Listen to this. 502 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:54,909 You tell your boy to do Aquaman, or you tell him to find other representation. 503 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,434 DRAMA: Yo! 504 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,354 My headshots were a monster hit. 505 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,154 This is gonna be a great fucking year. 506 00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:33,198 Can you feel it?