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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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- (BARKING)
- (WOMAN YELLING)

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- So, how many times you call her?
- Once.

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And she didn't call you back? Bitch.

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Emily's not a bitch.

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I was calling you a bitch,
for thinking about calling her again.

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That is very bitch-like.

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You call a girl once, she don't call you back,
the relationship's over.

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I was drunk.
I don't even remember what I said.

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Maybe she never got the message.

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- You drunk-dialed her?
- Still, no excuse.

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- VINCE: No more tequila for this guy.
- You're cut off.

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- What is she so mad about, anyway?
- It's not that she's mad.

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She feels like I'm putting her in
an uncomfortable situation with me and Ari.

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You should've bluffed her, spun it around.

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Let her think you're uncomfortable
with the situation.

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DRAMA: First Kristen, then Emily.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Why do you let these girls get in your head?

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The guys have a point.
You're getting a little soft in your old age.

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It's Ari, finally. Ari, where are you?

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ARl: Right where I'm supposed to be.
Where are you?

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ERIC: We're at Coffee Bean, like we said.

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No, we said Starbucks, Eric.

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I distinctly remember,
because I fucked a counter girl here.

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Be careful crossing the street.
He's at Starbucks.

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(CAR HONKING)

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(GROANING)

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Whoa!

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What, did you rob a bank?

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I earned it. Pacific Blue residuals, baby.
We sold Malaysia.

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- How much you got there, bro?
- Don't you worry about it.

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So, what's with the face to face?

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I just want you guys to know
that all of my attention...

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is now focused on Queens Boulevard.

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That's nice.

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- Isn't that nice?
- Yeah. So, we have a deal or what?

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- We got a deal pending.
- Pending what?

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Pending a meeting with the director.

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We gotta get approved by the director now?

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No, we don't. It's like a meet and greet.
A blind date. Fifteen minutes.

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You have a drink, you like each other,
you make a movie.

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- Blind dates are my forte.
- There you go.

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I'm heading up the coast with the missus.
Call me, tell me if you guys like each other.

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Boom!

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- You did good, Ari.
- Thank you.

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- Tell him, E.
- You did good, Ari.

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Oh! We just had a moment. Did you feel that?

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I think I'm gonna leave Mrs. Ari
and take you for the weekend.

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Don't do that.

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- TURTLE: So, who's the guy?
- Billy Walsh.

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- Yeah?
- You heard of him?

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Yeah, the guy won Sundance.
Film called Daze.

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I read the guy financed his movie...

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- by donating blood.
- How was it?

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I didn't see that shit.
You know I don't like indies.

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- I'm into the studio system.
- Ari says this guy's hot.

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Everybody in town wants to work with him.
We got him.

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He wants to work with Vince.

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- You'll ask him about a part for me, right?
- And nothing else.

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- Where's the meeting?
- Chateau.

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- Arnold, come on, boy.
- You guys want to roll with?

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The fuck else we got to do, player?

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(THAT SMELL PLAYING)

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You guys hang here.
We'll be back in a little while.

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Don't talk to us like we're adopted, bro.

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MAN: Just leave it outside the door, asshole!

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It's Vincent Chase.

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- You Billy?
- No.

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(RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE PLAYING)

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(WOMAN CHATTERING)

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You guys see Billy around anywhere?

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- You know Billy?
- WOMAN: Yeah, whatever.

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All right.

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Sorry, pal.

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- You sure you're not Billy?
- Do I look like fucking Billy?

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(VINCE CHUCKLING)

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I don't think that's Billy.

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BILLY: Hey.

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Hey. Hey. Hey.

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My man, Vincent Chase.

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Wick was right.
You're very fuckable in person.

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(WOMEN LAUGHING)

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You fucking laughing?
This guy's the best actor of his generation.

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No bullshit.
He'll blow all your asses off the screen.

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- Thank you.
- You guys are early.

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Actually, no. We're right on time.

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That might mean something to me
if I knew who you were.

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- VINCE: This is my buddy, Eric.
- You can call me E.

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Is that your thing, being on time?
I won Sundance at 24.

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What do you gotta say
about that kind of arrival?

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- Congratulations.
- Cool.

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I'm gonna get dressed.
You guys grab a cocktail or something.

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I'll be right out.

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He's a nice guy.

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We're not here to make friends.
We're here to make a movie.

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You know Howard Hughes
used to stay in this room back in the day.

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Now Scorsese's doing the movie.

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They offered it to Billy first,
but he turned it down.

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He ain't gonna soft-soap nobody.

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Billy's a genius, brother.
You're lucky to be working with him.

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- You're an asshole!
- Shut up!

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(DOOR SLAMMING)

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- Come on, let's get some coffee.
- WOMAN: Bye, baby.

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Come on. I'm buying.

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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You ever jerk off
with a belt around your neck?

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(SCOFFING)

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No. Should I?

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Sounds interesting.

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All right, forget that shit.
Check this out. Scandinavian twins.

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For $1,500, they'll come over
and fuck us like we're Vince.

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I don't pay for pussy.

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Since when?
It's like 50 rub and tugs with you.

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Since I like walking around
with money in my pocket.

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Come on, Drama,
you got that fat residual check.

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They're just your type.

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No means no.

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Let me talk to him.
You're like a fucking bull in a china shop.

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Thank you.

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All right, one.

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My agent.

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Fucking prick wants me to do
a studio movie.

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Yeah, mine, too.

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BILLY: I told him to go fuck himself.
I'm not in this for the money, Vince.

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Queens Boulevard
is gonna be my Mean Streets.

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- Kind of an ode to the way we grew up.
- You grew up in Queens?

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Scarsdale, but my dad owned a Key Food
in Kew Gardens.

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I bet you'd like to see Vince
do a big studio movie, E?

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- Actually, no.
- He just wants me to do a good film.

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Come on. There is no glory
in making a $5 million indie, E.

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There is if it's a good one.

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Ari said you had thoughts on the script,
things you might want to change.

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- It's done.
- ERIC: What did you do?

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I made Vincent's character a man.

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See, he was a pussy.
That sensitive shit was putting me to sleep.

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The stuff with the girlfriend
was pretty good.

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No, it wasn't.

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Vince, I want to shoot you long-lensed.

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Give you size in the frame, power.

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Like Redford in Three Days ofthe Condor.
McQueen in Bullitt.

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You like The Pope of Greenwich Village?

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It's one of my favorite films.

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You should do a remake of that, Vince.

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No. No one should ever remake that movie.
It was perfect.

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You'd let them redo the Mona Lisa, E?

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(LAUGHING)

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Anyway...

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read it. Tell me what you think.

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- All right.
- Call my cell. I'll be waiting.

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- Great.
- Don't let the suit influence you.

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Hey, man, I'm not a suit.

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Yeah, man, you are.
You just don't know it yet.

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- Toodle-loo.
- VINCE: See you later.

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Hey, Billy.

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I'm Johnny, Vince's brother.

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I really digged your movie, man.

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- It was great.
- (SPEAKING ITALIAN) Thanks.

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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Unbelievable.

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- You must've found a glitch.
- So what?

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So you're a little glitch bitch.

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Blame the game makers.
Don't blame the player, hater.

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Give me that control.

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- Get off! Why are...
- This one sucks.

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Who dates Scarlett Johansson?

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Ryan Gosling? Actually, I don't know.

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I love her.

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Vince, we got a big problem here.

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E., we have no problems. Life is good.

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Do you know who dates
Scarlett Johansson?

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- No.
- VINCE: I think I'm in love with her.

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Did you read this?

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You know I like to get
your impressions first.

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It's a disaster.
This guy Walsh is out of his fucking mind.

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Don't get so emotional just 'cause
you got a personal problem with him.

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What?

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He wasn't so nice to E.

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(SCOFFS)

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- That's not it.
- This guy gets more opinionated every day.

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Don't fuck this up, E.
I really want to do this.

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The guy said the suit would be judgmental.

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He's got a guy blowing you on Page 26!

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(CHUCKLING) Come on.

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Seriously?

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VINCE: I better read it.

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- I better read that shit, too.
- Who's blowing him?

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I hope it's not the part of the bookie,
'cause I'm playing that.

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That would be really awkward.

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Look, Vince,
there's no shame in playing gay.

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Look at Tom Hanks, Philadelphia.
The guy won an Oscar.

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I'd take it in the ass on camera for an Oscar.

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You'd take it in the ass
for a guest spot on The Hughleys.

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DRAMA: That's not even on the air anymore.

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I don't know about you,
but I don't want to see Vince...

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running around Queens
with a silk shirt knotted at the bellybutton.

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- Wow! You're really homophobic.
- No, I'm not.

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If you were gay, okay, I'd accept that.
But you're not.

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So why are you gonna pretend you are?

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'Cause the guy's an actor, you fucking idiot.
That's what he does.

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No, that's what you do,
you ass-fucked loser.

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Keep it up, Turtle.

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It's not about an Oscar
or the neighborhood.

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If it's good, I'll do it.

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I'm just not sure I understand
why it's in there.

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It's in there 'cause Walsh is psychotic.
He's got to change the script back.

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- So call him, E.
- I'm calling him.

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Billy, it's E.

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Yeah, Vince's guy.

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Listen, we want to talk to you
about the script.

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(LAUGHING)

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Hold on a second.

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He's at Crazy Girls.
He wants us to come over right now.

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- Sweet.
- Crazy Girls at noon?

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Cancel that order, honey.

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Crazy Girls has got a great buffet.

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(TWIST OF CAIN PLAYING)

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Why aren't you eating?

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They got downgraded to a "B."

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If these warm plates aren't heated up
to the right temperature...

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they become hotbeds of bacteria.

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Hey.

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Isn't that that girl from Cheetahs in Vegas?

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Yeah, the one you cock blocked me for.

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Please, she was so into me.

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Hey! Hey!

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Don't cock block.

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- I know you guys. How you been?
- TURTLE: I'm good.

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This perv likes to beat off
with a belt around his neck.

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This guy pays for pussy.

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I see you guys haven't changed.

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So, who wants a lap dance?

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Sorry, baby. The money stays here.

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What's the problem, E? You want a blonde?

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I just wanted to talk about the script.

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So talk about it.
You thought it was genius, right?

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Not really, no.

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No? What the fuck do you know?

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00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,691
Vince, I thought I told you
not to let the suit influence you.

241
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,609
Stop calling me a suit, all right?

242
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,487
I just liked the script better
the way it was, that's all.

243
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,989
What did you think, Vince?

244
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,451
I thought it was interesting.
I just didn't totally get it.

245
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,287
That's cool.
I was trying to be abstract, like Kurosawa.

246
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:12,124
- You ever seen a Kurosawa film?
- Yeah, I saw Seven Samurai.

247
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,960
BILLY: I seen them all, Vince.
I'll send you a couple.

248
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,003
Cool.

249
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:19,047
You think the scene
where you're getting a blowjob from a guy...

250
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,966
makes you look like a fag, right?

251
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,176
Uh, yeah.

252
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:26,180
You ever see Midnight Cowboy?
Does Voight look like a fag in that?

253
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,307
In that hat and those boots, he does.

254
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,975
(LAUGHING) Shit.

255
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,519
My point is, I wanna make you look manly.

256
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,105
- Okay.
- But you gotta trust me.

257
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,982
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

258
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,193
(WALK WITH ME PLAYING)

259
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,527
Kristen.

260
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,446
Really?

261
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,199
Excuse me for a second. Sorry.

262
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,075
Ex-Mrs. Suit?

263
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,243
(LAUGHING)

264
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,078
You could say that.

265
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,372
- Hello?
- So who's Emily?

266
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,334
What are you talking about?
How do you know Emily?

267
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:59,713
I got home and checked my messages
and heard you calling Emily.

268
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,465
Can you turn the music down?

269
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:05,219
I was drunk last night.
I must've dialed your number by accident.

270
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:08,931
You sure it wasn't your subconscious way
of trying to reach out to me?

271
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,099
You analyzing me right now?

272
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,103
I got the message and I tried not to call,
but I miss you.

273
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,855
Seriously?

274
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,317
Can we go out to dinner sometime this week
and talk about it?

275
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,443
ERIC: Yeah, definitely.

276
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,363
I need $100.
This girl's gonna jerk me in the back.

277
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,447
No.

278
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,033
Drama won't lend me money
if it's for sexual acts.

279
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,868
Not now, Turtle. I'm on the phone.

280
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,287
You got glitter all over your face.

281
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,959
- Can I call you tonight?
- All right.

282
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,126
Bye.

283
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,134
ERIC: What do you mean,
you committed to the guy?

284
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,637
I dig his vibe.
You don't have to get mad at me.

285
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,014
He is pretty cool.
He was throwing strippers $20s.

286
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:54,226
He's a pretentious prick.
You don't wanna make this movie with him.

287
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,853
You don't know artists.
You haven't hung out with many.

288
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,815
- Yeah, we're very sensitive.
- I know people, all right?

289
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,900
This guy is an egomaniac
and he's an asshole.

290
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,361
Vince, I'll respect
whatever decision you make...

291
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,947
but I'm still going for
that part of the bookie.

292
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,366
I thought I was making the decisions
around here.

293
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,743
Not ultimately. Enough of this.

294
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:16,081
Why don't you tell these guys
how you drunk-dialed Kristen, not Emily?

295
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,916
- You called Kristen?
- You idiot.

296
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,752
What's wrong with you?
Don't ever drunk-dial.

297
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:24,089
E., marry this girl or kill her.
We can't take this anymore.

298
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,092
(BOTH MOANING)

299
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,387
- So, did you call the babysitter?
- I thought you did.

300
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:34,850
No, you were supposed to.
You're the one who likes to talk to her.

301
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,978
You think I have a thing for Olga?
This weekend is all us.

302
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,354
I'm good to go, baby.

303
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,772
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

304
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,692
Don't even think about answering that.

305
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,780
- Don't even...
- Just quick.

306
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,116
- Hello?
- We got a big problem.

307
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,784
Hold on a second.

308
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,745
Vince has got a problem.

309
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:59,207
Baby, I took it an hour ago, okay?
I got 10 more minutes before it kicks in.

310
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,460
Just give me a second, honey. Baby.

311
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:04,963
Vince hated Walsh?

312
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,716
No, I hated him.
Vince doesn't know I'm doing this.

313
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,511
Ooh, behind the back. Slick, I'm aroused.
Go, baby, go.

314
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,389
- Have you met this guy?
- ARl: Yeah, he's a pompous dickhead.

315
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,807
Why didn't you say something?

316
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,769
You wanted me to deliver the movie.
That's what I did.

317
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,729
You got to get Walsh off.

318
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,816
So now you need my help?
So now you come to the master.

319
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,402
No, Vince needs you.
This guy's gonna ruin the film.

320
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,322
This meeting was not set up
so that Walsh could approve Vince.

321
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,075
It was set up so Vince could approve Walsh,
all right?

322
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,327
He picks up the phone, the guy's done.

323
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,246
He won't do it, he likes him.
He digs his vibe.

324
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,499
- Yeah? Has he seen his movie?
- No.

325
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,751
- Have you seen his movie?
- No.

326
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,962
Do your fucking homework.
You've got a screening room. Use it.

327
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,798
- Come on.
- What, have you seen it?

328
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:52,386
No, I haven't. You think I'll stand in line
in the snow in Utah wearing a beanie?

329
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,596
Maybe Vince will hate the movie, though.

330
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,014
(CHUCKLING)

331
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,475
I gotta go.

332
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,772
- What are you doing?
- I'm going to the pool.

333
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,359
- Come on.
- You said no business calls. We had a deal.

334
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,778
I'm ready to go here, all right?

335
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,321
It's like R. Kelly at recess.

336
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,616
Honey, what are you doing?
Are you kidding me? Baby!

337
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:17,703
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

338
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:18,787
Hello?

339
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,207
The Advocate just called to confirm a rumor
that in Vince's next movie...

340
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,459
he's gonna be jerking off some guy
in the subway.

341
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:28,088
No, Shauna, the guy is touching him.
And don't worry, he's not doing it.

342
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,550
Vince is on his way to becoming
a major sex symbol. Don't fuck this up.

343
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,302
- Get him on screen with someone with tits.
- Man!

344
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,558
When I was on Kimmel,
we said the name of the place...

345
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,018
the guy gave us the whole system
for nothing.

346
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,980
What do you mean, you were on Kimmel?
Is that "X"?

347
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:49,067
- No, it's a TV show.
- Do you have any "X"?

348
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,363
No, I don't have any "X."
Why don't you girls have a seat?

349
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,242
Even if this movie
is better than The Godfather...

350
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,412
you guys both tell Vince you hated it.
What is this?

351
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,540
DRAMA: That's Sierra and this is Portia.

352
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:08,253
We pulled them out of Crazy Girls, bro.
For free. How sweet is that?

353
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,588
Sweet.

354
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,214
(ERIC SIGHING)

355
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,175
Full house.

356
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,013
- Nice.
- I bet this movie's gonna kick ass.

357
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,351
- Positivity.
- All right, Turtle, fire it up.

358
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,901
Holy shit, that sucked!

359
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,738
- Fuck black and white.
- Reminds me of Godard.

360
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,158
So, what did you think?

361
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,160
What'd you think?

362
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:26,289
I knew you were gonna hate it.
You came into this with no other possibility.

363
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,416
I didn't hate it.

364
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,210
You didn't hate it?

365
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,964
You know, truthfully,
I think this guy's a complete jerk-off.

366
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,174
- It was amazing, right?
- He's a fucking genius.

367
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,594
Vince, you do this movie,
they're gonna burn down Queens Boulevard.

368
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,098
Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
Johnny, run down the list again.

369
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,519
Will Smith, Six Degrees of Separation.
Robin Williams, Birdcage.

370
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:52,941
Lucky Leo's gone gay two times:
Basketball Diaries and Eclipse.

371
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,945
So has Pacino in Cruising
and Dog Day Afternoon.

372
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,365
- Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man.
- Rain Man was gay?

373
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,200
He wasn't gay, just retarded.

374
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:06,037
Either way, you play gay or retarded,
you win an Oscar.

375
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,124
Guys, give me a second.
I need some time to think.

376
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,794
What do you girls say
we take this party up to the hot tub?

377
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,630
I'm really not in the mood for that tonight.

378
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:19,968
- What's the matter? You don't feel good?
- I'm a little depressed.

379
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,972
I'm getting evicted.
I'm late on my rent again.

380
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,392
- How much is rent?
- $1,200.

381
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,648
I got your rent money right here.
Let's go swimming, huh?

382
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,905
I thought you don't pay for sex.

383
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,532
I'm not paying for sex.
I'm paying her rent, jerk-off.

384
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:43,950
(CHUCKLING) Yeah, right.

385
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,202
So?

386
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,747
I feel like he's gonna make a great movie.

387
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:51,291
So the only problem you have
is that one scene?

388
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,084
Yeah, one fucking scene.

389
00:20:56,839 --> 00:21:00,508
- I can't believe I fell off the wagon.
- Come on, no regrets.

390
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:05,305
- Was she any good, at least?
- She was great. She's coming back tonight.

391
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,142
I'm gonna have to borrow some money
from Vince.

392
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,853
We're willing to respect
your vision of the movie.

393
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,440
But we want final cut on the scene.
It makes no sense to either of us.

394
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,360
But you shoot it,
and maybe you'll change our mind.

395
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,529
No. Sorry, no deal.

396
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,241
- ERIC: Then Vince isn't doing it.
- Vincent, I make movies a certain way.

397
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,743
You made one movie.

398
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,163
Look, Vince, you're the star.

399
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:34,918
Wick will throw me off before he loses you,
so be it.

400
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:38,463
You're willing to throw
this whole movie away over one point?

401
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,006
Yes, suit.

402
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:43,134
That's how much I care about my vision.

403
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,888
Good luck with it, Vincent. Seriously.

404
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,311
All right, fuck it. I'll do it.

405
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,397
- You'll do it?
- I'll do it.

406
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,529
All right, do it. Don't fuck this up.

407
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,072
Vince.

408
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,700
The guy blowing you...

409
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:09,953
I'm gonna play that part.
That way, you're in really good hands.

410
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:13,373
Don't worry,
I've got a pretty solid acting background.

411
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:22,674
- You're fucking with me, aren't you?
- I fucking had you, motherfucker!

412
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,134
Fucker!

413
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:27,679
- I don't get it.
- It was a joke. He was joking the whole time.

414
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,849
- What, the scene's not in the movie?
- No, it's not in the movie.

415
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:34,519
- It made no sense in the movie.
- I knew it, God damn it.

416
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,355
Good fucking scene, though.
I'm gonna use it somewhere else.

417
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,025
And it wasn't a joke, Vincent. It was a test.

418
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,152
I needed to make sure that you trusted me.

419
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,864
The only way this movie's gonna work
is if we trust each other.

420
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,449
Yeah, I agree.

421
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,118
But you know what?

422
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:53,038
Now there's a bigger problem.

423
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,707
- What's that?
- I can't trust you.

424
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,167
Come on.

425
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,878
No, you can give E. A hard time.
That's cool.

426
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:04,049
You think you're gonna fuck with me,
and I'm gonna sit back and do nothing?

427
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:08,011
You know what? Fuck you, motherfucker.
You're fired.

428
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,727
- I'm a good actor, aren't I?
- Fucking...

429
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,313
You fucking...

430
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,107
I'm so confused right now. What are you...

431
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:24,402
- A toast. I'll toast to that.
- Yo, Johnny, Turtle.

432
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:25,695
We're making a movie.

433
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,073
No, Vince. I'm putting my foot down.

434
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:30,033
Don't worry, the scene's gone.

435
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,452
- Yeah?
- VINCE: He's been fucking with us.

436
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:33,912
Cheers, baby!

437
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,498
To Vince not getting a blowjob
from some dude.

438
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:37,999
DRAMA: Thank God.

439
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:45,381
- Billy, I gotta tell you, loved your movie.
- Yeah, you told me that already, man.

440
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:49,677
- Yeah, but this time I actually saw it.
- Did you actually love it?

441
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:53,348
Look, man, I just want to play the part
of the bookie.

442
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,767
I know I could do a really good job.

443
00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:59,938
A lying, conniving, two-faced prick.
You're perfect for it.

444
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,856
- Thanks.
- TURTLE: All right!

445
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,650
There it is!

446
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:04,734
Bookie.

447
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:08,613
Stand clear of the closing doors.
Next stop, Queens Boulevard.

448
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:09,989
DRAMA: Cheers!

449
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,200
(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)