1 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,925 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:06,816 (PHONE RINGING) 3 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:16,117 Do I look overdressed, Vince? 4 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,870 You gotta dress like they're pulling you out of your day. 5 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,955 Get all suited up, you look fucking desperate. 6 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,458 - Is your name Vince, asshole? - You look good, Johnny. 7 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,376 Besides, why would you listen to a guy... 8 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:27,503 who's only worn sweats since the eighth grade? 9 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,005 I know things. 10 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,674 - DRAMA: Ari. - Welcome. 11 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:35,011 Koppelman bar mitzvah is in Ballroom 3, by the way. 12 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,848 - I knew it, I look desperate. - I'm kidding, you look amazing. 13 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,808 You're fucking old school. Where's he going? 14 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:43,561 He's going downstairs to Adam Davies' office, third floor. 15 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:48,149 Thanks a lot, Ari, I appreciate it, man. Turtle, roll with me. 16 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,567 - Come on. - All right. 17 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:50,610 Good luck, bro. 18 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,361 - Thanks, man. - Break a leg. 19 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,114 You have a good weekend? You ready for this? 20 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,449 What? 21 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,286 ERIC: What are we doing here, Ari? 22 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:03,623 I'm pulling out the big guns. Showing you the power of this agency. 23 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:06,751 - VINCE: It's just a meeting, right? - No, it's not just a meeting. 24 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:10,213 - ERIC: It's not, then what is it? - It's a fucking experience. 25 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,341 Gentlemen, welcome to mecca. 26 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,384 (DOOR SLIDING OPEN) 27 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:20,056 (ALL CHEERING) 28 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,560 Big opening, baby. $18.6 million! 29 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:29,315 This is what happens when your movie opens huge. $18.6 million. 30 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,401 $18.6, huh! 31 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,160 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 32 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,755 Excuse me, honey, do you know where I could find Adam Davies? 33 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,216 - WOMAN: Yeah, two down on the left. - Thank you. 34 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,094 You got any bagels or anything at all? 35 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:04,308 I want to start by saying you could not be in a better position... 36 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,185 and we are so fucking proud of you. 37 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:08,688 We got a lot of stuff to get to. Start us off, Trish. 38 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:12,024 Koresh, a gritty feature version about the FBI's take down... 39 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,734 of the Branch Davidian leader. 40 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,529 The studio's interested in Vince for either David Koresh... 41 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:19,031 or the young, out-of-control FBI agent. 42 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,701 - Director status? - They are out to Milos Forman. 43 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,995 Milos Forman's a genius, you see Cuckoo's Nest? 44 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:26,205 - No, I did the play in high school. - All right. 45 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,457 - And he was great, I saw it. - I sucked. 46 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,334 All right, check this out. 47 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,461 Is there anymore of that tuna tartare? 48 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,672 Absolutely. Keep it going, what do we got? 49 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,465 The Last Wasteland. 50 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:40,177 James Gray scripted a smart tale about the American worker... 51 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:44,098 but set against a post-apocalyptic underwater society in 2050. 52 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,143 They're talking to Charlize Theron for the female lead. 53 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,730 - She's great, we loved Monster. - She's hot. 54 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:51,939 ARl: Put a check next to that. 55 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:54,233 Charlize has a statue, let's get Vinny a statue. 56 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:57,653 So what, are they redoing your office? 57 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,655 I haven't been assigned an office yet. 58 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,907 (PHONE RINGING) 59 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,578 Adam Davies' office. He's in a meeting, can he return? 60 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,457 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 61 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:11,959 Yeah. 62 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,297 When I read the e-mail that Vincent Chase's brother... 63 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:19,592 needed an agent, I assumed it must be his younger brother. 64 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:23,846 Biologically, I'm older, but I think we play around the same age. 65 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,514 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 66 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:30,186 What have you been doing lately, John? You working at all? 67 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:35,650 I've been working steady for the last twelve years, minus the last three. 68 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:36,734 Hmm. 69 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,987 I'll fight for you. But I can't lie. 70 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,366 It's not gonna be easy to get you back in the game. 71 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:46,953 Back in the game? 72 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,044 I am the fucking game, pal. 73 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,713 Come on, Turtle, let's go. 74 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,132 Back in the game. 75 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,386 ARl: Some pretty good ideas, though. 76 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:08,349 Whatthe American Taliban: The John Walker Lindh story? 77 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,559 Did it happen? 78 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,229 It was one idea, but it happened. 79 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,982 Listen, I'm tired of this. I've asked you 10 times now. 80 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,359 Why isn't the deal for Queens Boulevard done yet? 81 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,404 Because there is no offer. Why is there no offer? 82 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,115 There's no money. No money means it's not a real movie. 83 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:26,701 Which means they're just a bunch of words on a page. 84 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,036 - Yeah, but they're good words. - Great words. 85 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:32,957 These scripts that you're talking about, they could be good, and they could suck. 86 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:36,210 - They could suck, Ari. - This we know is good 'cause this we lived. 87 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,962 You know what? E's right. 88 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,006 We should just focus on Queens Boulevard. 89 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,550 You know what they feed people on an indie set, Vinny? 90 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,845 Nothing. No trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. 91 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,180 You ever try to bang an extra on an apple box? 92 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:51,517 - If anybody could do it, Vince could. - I do have great balance. 93 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:54,353 Look, okay. We threw out, what, 10 ideas? 94 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:58,065 Ari, stop, you're not listening to me. 95 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,402 Look at me. We want to do Queens Boulevard. 96 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:05,364 Sit down, do what you got to do, call who you got to call... 97 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:08,451 stop the agenting bullshit, and get us a fucking offer. 98 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,037 Damn. 99 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:14,832 My boy's blossoming. 100 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,546 - Good work, E. Way to keep him on his toes. - What did he do? 101 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,883 He had Ari freaking. I thought he was going to cry. 102 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:27,553 I had to straighten him out a bit. I'm tired of his bullshit all the time. 103 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,222 - You the man! - Johnny, how did your meeting go? 104 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:33,392 Wake up, Drama. They're asking how your meeting went. 105 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:38,064 This guy, with no office... 106 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,983 no assistant, answering his own fucking phone... 107 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:43,444 is willing to hip pocket me. 108 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,030 Can you believe that shit? 109 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,658 You want to fire Ari, Vince. 110 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,037 Whoa! Fredo is angry. 111 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,748 DRAMA: I'm serious, Vince, the guy does nothing for you. 112 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,583 VINCE: All right, what are you so upset about? 113 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,585 DRAMA: You asked him to help me with representation. 114 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,545 The best he can do is Adam Davies? 115 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:05,257 ERIC: You serious, Drama? VINCE: You know what, Johnny's right, E. 116 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:08,761 I asked Ari to help him and he sets him up with a glorified assistant. 117 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:11,764 - I'm actually semi-upset. - Thanks, Vince. 118 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,391 At least you're dressed up for tonight, Drama. 119 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:17,686 - We still have to go to this thing? - It's for Shauna, we have to go. 120 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,356 This fucking art, man. Fuck art. 121 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,191 What are we? Come on. 122 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,568 GARY: It's a very nice picture. 123 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:34,703 - What is this crap? - He's Shauna's client, so be nice. 124 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,330 Why, is he retarded? 125 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:41,085 This piece evokes all of the emotions... 126 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,588 from what I call a discombobulated man. 127 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,675 This is emotional dyslexia. 128 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,678 This is emotional confusion. 129 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,306 And what is emotional confusion, you ask? 130 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:58,060 It's like running naked through a cornfield backwards at midnight. 131 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,984 That was beautiful, Gary. 132 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,072 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 133 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,409 You know... 134 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:17,079 this kind of reminds me of Jason Pollock's early work. 135 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:20,291 He employs a similar technique. Pointillism, they call it. 136 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,002 - TURTLE: How do you know? - I read for Basquiat. 137 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:26,422 ERIC: Nice try, Drama, but first of all his name is Jackson Pollock... 138 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,674 and his work was called abstract expressionism. 139 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,969 Pointillism's a style using points of color, this is neither. 140 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:35,014 - Yeah, you're full of shit. - I took art history in college. 141 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:38,017 - Yeah, community college, loser. - At least I went to college. 142 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,393 - I was working. - Schmucks. 143 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,644 What? 144 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,563 Do you like the work or not? 145 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:43,981 - Phenomenal. - Fabulous. 146 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,065 Sweet stuff. 147 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,200 - Gus. - Johnny Drama. 148 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,076 - How are you? - Good, how are you? 149 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:59,997 - Good, what are you doing? - I'm working. 150 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,625 - Glad to have the job. - Get out of town. 151 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,501 Gus, I can't believe this. 152 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:07,129 You were the second lead in Cornelius and Son. 153 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,840 - I was only a recurring. - That was nine years ago. 154 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,302 Your brother's doing great. 155 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,638 Yeah, everyone gets their moment. 156 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,017 This catering company is really cool. 157 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:23,687 Most of the waiters are actors. They're really flexible when it comes to... 158 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:27,274 going on an audition, or getting a job, a commercial or something. 159 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,984 That's cool, man. 160 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,862 So, you know, if you want to make a few extra bucks. 161 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:39,411 - Yeah. Thanks, Gus. - Shrimp puff? 162 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,207 - What the fuck did you say? - Shrimp puff. 163 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,501 Oh. 164 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,419 No, I'm good. 165 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,421 - Shauna. - Josh. 166 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,590 I want the most expensive piece your boy's got. 167 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,260 You're a doll. Gary is going to be thrilled. 168 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,136 SHAUNA: You know Josh, we share some clients. 169 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,721 - JOSH: What's up, E? - How you doing, Josh? 170 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:58,806 Vince. 171 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,976 - He gave us Queens Boulevard. - I rep the writer. 172 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,186 Yeah, he's a hack. 173 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,022 - I'm kidding, I loved it. - Come on! 174 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,399 (ALL LAUGHING) 175 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,944 - Emily, how you doing? - I'm pretty good, how are you? 176 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,529 Great, you kidding me? 177 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,863 Mmm-hmm. 178 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,615 You guys know each other? 179 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,993 Yeah, we both started in the mailroom together. 180 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,286 Remember that, Josh? 181 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:25,040 Guys, I'm having a little bash at my place in Malibu this Saturday. 182 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,418 It's gonna be off the hook, you guys should come. 183 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:28,794 Yeah, any girls gonna be there? 184 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:32,131 The only girls in this town who won't be there are the ugly ones. 185 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,716 You're so gross. 186 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,301 We'll be there. 187 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,387 Great. E., see you then. Vince. 188 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:43,350 Eric, Ari would freak if he knew you were going... 189 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:44,977 to a party at Josh Weinstein's. 190 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,396 - Why? It's a party. - No, you have to tell him. 191 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,690 - If you don't tell him, I have to. - So tell him. 192 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,818 You're going, too, we have plans on Saturday night, remember? 193 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,905 - Man, that was chilling. - What? 194 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,118 - I just got offered a job. - Nice, buddy, what's it for? 195 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,494 Yeah, as a fucking waiter. 196 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,872 I don't know, Drama, that's a lot of responsibility. 197 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:08,125 - Maybe you should try out busboy first. - Eat shit, Turtle. 198 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,502 Why don't you serve it to me, motherfucker. Oh! 199 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:17,801 My bad. 200 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,601 - Where am I going? - Ivy, you're 20 minutes late. 201 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,354 - Ari, I need to talk to you about something. - Walk with me. 202 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,023 Vince and the guys will be partying at Josh Weinstein's. 203 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,359 - Who's Josh Weinstein? - He's your old assistant. 204 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,610 I have many old assistants. 205 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,779 Two before me, after Jackie, before Jared. 206 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,198 My "J" phase, I think I fired him for stealing pens. 207 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,700 - Why do I care about Josh? - Now he's an agent at Triad. 208 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:42,743 Uh-huh. 209 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:46,121 And he's the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard. 210 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,541 That's why no more guys. You fire a guy and you create a rival. 211 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,585 You fire a woman and you create a housewife. 212 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,212 That's sweet, you're still late. 213 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,964 Hold all my calls, get mini-Vince on the phone. 214 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,425 (PHONE RINGING) 215 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,302 (ALL CHATTERING) 216 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,221 - Hello? - Hey. 217 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,390 Saturday, grab the boys, I got the floor seats. 218 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,059 - Really? - Yeah, $2,400 a pop. 219 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,061 You're gonna be sitting on Jack's lap. 220 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,147 Guys, Ari's got floor seats for the Lakers on Saturday. 221 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,816 - Who they playing? - Who they playing? 222 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,776 Playing the Wizards, it'll be a great game. 223 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,237 - ERIC: Wizards. - Fuck that, bro. 224 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,947 No go, Ari. Thanks, anyway. 225 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,241 TURTLE: They're playing the Cavs Sunday night. 226 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,660 - That's King James. - Get us tickets for that. 227 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,495 Vince wants floor seats for Sunday. 228 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:32,418 Let me ask you something. Should I be worried about this little party... 229 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,920 you guys are going to over at Josh Weinstein's house? 230 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,340 You should be worried about floor seats for the Lakers on Sunday. 231 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,053 (CLEARING THROAT) Emily! 232 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,224 I want you to go to that party on Saturday. 233 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:51,061 Represent the agency. Let Vince know that my army's everywhere. 234 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,272 Ari, I don't want to get in the middle of this. 235 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,649 You are in the middle of this, like it or not. 236 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,861 You want to be a hero? You want a medal or are you a coward? 237 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,613 Stop the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, start shooting. 238 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,825 This is Malibu. I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy. 239 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,452 (ALL YELLING) 240 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,593 This is great, right? 241 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:27,264 If you were at Ari's house right now, you'd be changing diapers. 242 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,348 (WHOOPING) 243 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,570 TURTLE: I can't believe Busey's here. 244 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,157 ERIC: $12,000 you got to pay him, Turtle? When you gonna get it to him? 245 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,117 Busey's a lunatic, you better pay him. 246 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:51,038 He beat up the gaffer on Point Break just for cutting in on the lunch line. 247 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,206 I heard that. 248 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,750 TURTLE: Some shit goes down, you guys got my back, no? 249 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,585 Sorry. No, I don't mess with Busey. 250 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,003 Pussies. 251 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:01,048 Don't worry, Turtle, I got your back. I'll put Busey on his ass. 252 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,508 No doubt, Drama. 253 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:06,303 Can I be straight with you? I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Ari. 254 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:10,516 He's been like a grandfather to me. But he's trying to kill this deal. 255 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,352 Yeah, how's that? He said he never got an offer. 256 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,606 They made an offer. I spoke to Scott Wick. 257 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,360 You gotta step in or this movie's gonna go away. 258 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,324 I took a couple of bad hits. 259 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,160 Made a movie in Spain that tanked, then I got divorced. 260 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,537 Cunt took half my money... 261 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,705 and the rights to my only viable book property. 262 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,625 I started drinking. Finally pulled myself out of the gutter. 263 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,585 Needed something more stable, got into this. 264 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,670 Alberto. 265 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,922 (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) 266 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,508 So you like what you're doing? 267 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,218 You like being a waiter? 268 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,930 Yeah, asshole, I love serving crab cakes wearing a fucking monkey suit. 269 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:57,896 Drama, I'm freaking, man. I keep thinking Busey's behind me. 270 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,774 Relax, he's an old man. He'll probably split soon. 271 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:07,197 ERIC: You're on his calls all day. I mean, is it true? Did we get an offer? 272 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:10,075 Eric, don't put me in this position, okay? 273 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,578 - What position? - He's my boss. 274 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:16,290 What if he's your boss? Who cares? Is he more important than whatever we are? 275 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,749 Don't ask me that. 276 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,836 Fine. I'll ask Ari, then. 277 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,716 Eric, if you call Ari, I'm leaving. Right now. 278 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,929 I can't. 279 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,062 ARl: Honey, our kid is bored out of his mind. MELISSA: You know what? 280 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,774 ARl: He's having no fun at his birthday party. MELISSA: What are you doing? Filming him. 281 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,943 ARl: How about if he does a trick, how about that? 282 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:48,113 Light himself on fire, the kids will notice him, know what I mean? 283 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,866 - If I kicked him in the head... - Excuse me, Mr. Gold. 284 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,534 Jeff Kahn. 285 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,620 - How's it going? - Good. 286 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,206 I'd like you to have my head shot. 287 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,792 Thanks. It's my kid's birthday, if you don't mind. 288 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,586 Yeah, no, that's great. 289 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:06,340 I totally understand, it's cool. Why don't you take my reel? 290 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,300 Okay. 291 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,093 - It's got a lot of good stuff. - Thank you. 292 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,136 (PHONE RINGING) 293 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,347 - I'm doing a showcase, actually. - Hello? 294 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,807 Why are you trying to shut down Queens Boulevard? 295 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,894 - What are you talking about? - I know Scott Wick made an offer. 296 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,104 Scott Wick tell you that? 297 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:24,816 No, I spoke to our new agent. Josh Weinstein, motherfucker. 298 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,444 Eric. 299 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,657 - I'm doing a showcase... - Where do you think you're going? 300 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,284 They just flew in a liver, I gotta do the transplant. 301 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,912 - Where do you think I'm going? - You are such an asshole. 302 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,164 I'm the asshole that pays for your art lessons... 303 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,416 gets celebrities to attend your charity events... 304 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,252 - and supports your deadbeat brother. - Little agent boy... 305 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,463 you better be back here for the cake. 306 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,758 Okay. 307 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,678 (SEAGULLS CAWING) 308 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,389 TURTLE: Gary? 309 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,015 Gary? 310 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,726 (WAVES BREAKING) 311 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,770 Gary? 312 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,899 - Turtle? - Yeah. 313 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,194 Listen, I just wanted to come over and apologize to you... 314 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:13,990 for breaking your sculpture the other night. It was an accident, and I'm sorry. 315 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,659 I just leaned up against it. 316 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,953 - It was kind of an accident... - Listen. 317 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:24,376 I could snap your sternum with one blow from my forehead to your chest... 318 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,130 I could raise my head up and loosen your teeth. 319 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,090 Knock you down, grab you by the lip... 320 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,176 pull you up, and tell you I'll be right back. 321 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,098 While we're here, we're all looking for the art within ourselves. 322 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,767 Gravity, inertia, and physics... 323 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,019 it's like a round robin. 324 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,565 I'm cleansing you. 325 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,900 (GASPING) 326 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,070 In the name of art, and everything art stands for. 327 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:55,824 Remember this, art is only the search, it's not the final form. 328 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:01,163 You know you're burning these? You're burning the nutrition out of them. 329 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,082 - I'll have one of those. - Don't eat that, Vince, it's garbage. 330 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,417 I like them burned. 331 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,836 - Aren't you Johnny Chase? - Yeah. 332 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,088 We're huge fans of Viking Quest. 333 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,840 - Really? - Yeah. 334 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,843 You girls are too young to have seen Viking Quest. 335 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,637 We watch it all the time on the sci-fi channel. 336 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,766 - What was your favorite episode? - My favorite episode... 337 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,059 remember when you were frozen for 30 years? 338 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:25,312 And then you woke up and your wife was remarried. 339 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,439 - That was great. - That was awesome. 340 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,901 "The Thawing." Your favorite episode is "The Thawing"? 341 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,110 Yeah. 342 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,904 Take a hike, honey. 343 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,283 - What? - You heard me, I said beat it. 344 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,286 Let's go. 345 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,874 What the hell are you doing? 346 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,918 "The Thawing" was Turtle's favorite episode. 347 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,754 - It was a setup. - Come on, we were only joking, man. 348 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,714 What's wrong with you? 349 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:57,886 It's over, bro. I'm gonna be working the grill at Chili's. 350 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,515 Come on. It's gonna work out. 351 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,979 Thanks, bro. I'm gonna go take a walk down the beach. 352 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,944 (DON'T SAY NUTHIN' PLAYING) 353 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,078 - Keep it right out here, I won't be long. - You got it, sir. 354 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,795 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 355 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,797 Where's Weinstein? 356 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,220 - Anyone seen Josh Weinstein? - MAN: He's outside drinking mimosas. 357 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,682 There you go, the motherfucking host of this shindig. 358 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,896 JOSH: After that he does the movie and gets the Oscar. 359 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,774 That's how it went. Hey, Ari. 360 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,611 - That's a great story. - How you doing? Crashing parties now? 361 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,363 You know Joshie, here? 362 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,324 I don't know if you guys know, but he used to be my assistant. 363 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,494 - That was a long time ago. - Fourteen months, that ain't that long. 364 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,705 He used to make the best hazelnut latte. 365 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,708 He was like a chemist in there working, just like Mommy made. 366 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,669 - It was fantastic. - Ease up, man, it's a freaking party here. 367 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,963 Does your boss know that you're using his house? 368 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,717 'Cause I put a call into him. He and I went to school together. 369 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,303 I helped him cheat on his economics final. 370 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,222 That's how he got his degree, he owes me big time. 371 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,266 - You called my boss? - Absolutely. 372 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,311 You know what other class I took at Harvard? Business ethics. 373 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,981 I don't steal other people's motherfucking clients. 374 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:37,235 But in your case, I'm going to make an exception. 375 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,070 I'm going to take everyone. 376 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:42,866 Your B-level sitcom stars, your Reality TV writers. 377 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,911 When I'm done with you, you'll be repping sideshow freaks. 378 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,079 You need Jojo the dog-faced bitch boy? 379 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,833 Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight, pen-stealing fuckface. 380 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,215 That's awful. 381 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,219 Now, where's my boy, Vinny Chase? 382 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,602 ERIC: Look what the tide dragged in. 383 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,854 Fucking beach houses, man. 384 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,857 Pieces of shit. If they were in town, they'd be condemned. 385 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,067 Nice view, though. 386 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:21,112 I hate the beach, I hate the ocean, I hate the sand. I love sharks. 387 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,448 I just signed the girl that got her arm ripped off. 388 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,492 Gonna be the one-armed Marlee Matlin. 389 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,702 So what are you doing here? 390 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:35,961 Okay, I think it's the height of stupidity to follow head-on with Queens Boulevard. 391 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:39,172 - That's the God's honest truth. - That's all we ever asked for, Ari. 392 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,716 I don't want to show you my hand. I'm working for you. 393 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,761 This thing turns out to be the next My Big Fat Greek Bitch... 394 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,973 makes $500 million, why shouldn't you get rich? 395 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,307 I like rich. 396 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,977 Ask the people that didn't get back in on the Passion. 397 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,853 Jesus ain't gonna save them. 398 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:58,483 Are you telling me, man-to-man, you're not trying to fuck up Queens Boulevard? 399 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,652 I'm not going to answer that again. 400 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,780 We appreciate your honesty, okay? 401 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,741 - Don't get used to it. - Don't worry, I won't. 402 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,327 You do this, the next one's a studio picture. 403 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,538 - We'll discuss it, I'll think about it. - No. 404 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,540 Franchise, baby, all right? 405 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:17,002 With a lunch box, we're gonna get you the whole action figure... 406 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,254 with a huge cock for me. 407 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,589 - All right? - It's very tempting. 408 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,009 - I love you. - Right back at you. 409 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,891 Drama, call Adam Davies back. 410 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,728 Come on, the guy's barely an agent. 411 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:37,856 Barely an agent got you three auditions next week, jackhole. 412 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:38,982 Call him. 413 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,192 Thanks, Ari. 414 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:45,947 Three auditions. Guess I don't have to be a waiter. 415 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,661 Gary Busey. 416 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,873 How are you, man? Good to see you, baby, it's Ari. 417 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,916 - Ari. - Yeah. 418 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,335 You worked craft service on Lethal Weapon I? 419 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:02,172 I did not. I used to represent you, remember? 420 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,631 I know you. 421 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,634 You are a gut maggot, with no guts. 422 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,388 You're gonna spin off this planet. I love it, keep at it. 423 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:11,973 - Okay, Ari. - God bless you. 424 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,476 God bless you. 425 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,563 (WAVES CRASHING) 426 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:19,898 (TURTLE SIGHING) 427 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,941 What direction is that? 428 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,444 That's east, you idiot. 429 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,238 It's west, idiot. 430 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:31,117 I mean in New York, it's east. 431 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:34,412 - West, Turtle. - Either way, it's fucking beautiful. 432 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,707 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)