1 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,549 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,649 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 3 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,276 (PHONE RINGING) 4 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,747 - Yeah? - It's game day, baby. Wake the fuck up. 5 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,039 - What? - We're opening today. 6 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:25,334 We got hot little teens walking into theaters on the East Coast 7 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,545 to support our boy. Why aren't you awake? 8 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:28,629 What time is it? 9 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:31,632 It's time for you to wake up. I've already shot a 72, bitch. 10 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,177 - What, on the front nine? - Yeah, that's funny, cunty. 11 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:37,680 I'll call you with the midday numbers, get ready. That's not a gimme. 12 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,435 (PHONE RINGING) 13 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:46,147 - What? - It's Emily. 14 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,733 I'm headed up your block. Open up the gate. 15 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,360 - ERIC: You're coming here? - Yeah, I'll be right there. 16 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,803 - Big day. - Yeah. 17 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:21,098 Ari's freaking. He gets crazy before a client's movie opens. 18 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,227 - Fan mail. - Oh, thanks. 19 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,439 - What about you? Are you nervous? - Yeah. A little bit. 20 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:29,816 I called the psychic hotline. 21 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:33,027 They said Vince's moons were all aligned. We're looking pretty good. 22 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:36,823 - What did they say about your moons? - I don't know, I was too cheap to ask. 23 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,158 Do you guys have any big plans for tonight? 24 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,701 We're not gonna do anything. 25 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,621 Vince doesn't want to make a big deal about it. We'll lay low. 26 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,122 That is way too normal. 27 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:46,374 - Really? - Yeah. 28 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:49,335 - Ari has clients who do crazy stuff. - Like what? 29 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,171 One of them bought $3 million worth of tickets 30 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:54,423 just to make sure his movie opened at number one. 31 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,842 - Come on. - I swear. 32 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,009 - Who was it? - I can't tell. 33 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,594 - Yes, you can. Tell me. - Mmm-mmm. 34 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,805 He was in Ocean's Eleven. 35 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,809 (LAUGHING) 36 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,437 All right, good luck. 37 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,106 - Thank you. - Yeah. 38 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,774 - Bye. - See you. 39 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,654 - Um, Eric? - Yeah? 40 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,449 Since you don't have any plans tonight, 41 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,120 would you maybe want to go to dinner with me? 42 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,789 Are you asking me out? 43 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,626 I could've sent a messenger with that stuff. 44 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,968 Morning, guys. Fan mail. 45 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,470 What the fuck you smiling about? 46 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,222 Who's smiling, douche bag? 47 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,850 Big night tonight, Vince. I feel good about it, I do. 48 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,476 Yeah? That's good. 49 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:50,813 - Anybody know how to work this thing? - No. Just Johnny. 50 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,524 - Where is he? - He's upstairs. He got a girl. 51 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:54,901 Really? Who? 52 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:58,112 I don't know. He must've ordered in late night. Woke me up at 4:30. 53 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,031 Sounded like a couple of baboons fucking. 54 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:03,284 Yeah, he better hurry up, too, 'cause I'm getting hungry. 55 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,621 Aw, picture request. 56 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,332 Nice enough to send the money for the stamp. 57 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,210 Relax. I'll send the picture. 58 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,467 - Oh, fuck me. - Let me see. 59 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:23,888 (WHISTLING) 60 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,514 ERIC: Look at that. VINCE: Not bad. 61 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,351 - Not bad? She's on fire. - Let me see this. 62 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,353 "Vincent. 63 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,605 "I believe we were together in a past life. 64 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,274 "I believe we were destined to be together in this one." 65 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,109 You should call her, Vince. It's destiny. 66 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:40,071 - Besides, she's got a great ass. - That's a great idea, Turtle. 67 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,614 Have her catch a ride out here 68 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,659 with the Kevorkian guy from Michigan who wants Vince to kill him. 69 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:49,372 He's right. We don't need another psycho. Look, better keep this, just in case. 70 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,167 Tanya, this is my brother, Vince. 71 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:56,504 - Good luck tonight. - Yeah. Me and him, both. 72 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,632 See? These are the other guys. 73 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,008 What's up, guys? 74 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:04,387 - DRAMA: Want a creatine shake? - No, I got a case of LUNAbars in the car. 75 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,557 - Show the guys. - Stop it. 76 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,185 Come on, baby, just once. Show the guys, please? 77 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,480 What's up, body? 78 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,566 Look at these pythons. She'll whip all your asses. 79 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:21,070 - ERIC: True. - Come on, baby. I'll walk you out. 80 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:30,871 Shh. 81 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,749 Give me a call. 82 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:35,960 (GRUNTING) 83 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,420 (CHUCKLING) 84 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:43,718 What? 85 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,762 Where'd you meet her, Drama? Barry Bonds hearing? 86 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,140 Please. Tanya's all natural. 87 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,267 I met her at the Vitamin Expo. 88 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,270 - She's booming, huh, Vince? - She's got a pretty face. 89 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,272 DRAMA: She gave me the ride of my life. 90 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,358 I just hung onto those lats and surrendered all control. 91 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:04,864 You know, if I was holding onto those lats, I'd think I was fucking Evander Holyfield. 92 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,033 (ALL LAUGHING) 93 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,159 Fuck you guys. 94 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:11,787 I ain't cooking shit for any of you. Let's see what you do about that. 95 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:19,128 We should hit Encino first. It's playing at the Galleria at 6: 15. 96 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,714 Check out the Valley girls. Then we head over the hill. 97 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,798 Good call. 98 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,634 I don't want to see the movie. I can't watch myself again. 99 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,053 I love watching myself. 100 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,471 Too bad the audience doesn't. 101 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,889 (ALL LAUGHING) 102 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,849 Vince, you gotta see it with live crowd. 103 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,602 Especially the midnight show at the Westwood Mann. 104 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,103 It's all hot UCLA ass. 105 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:38,898 - I don't know. What do you think, E? - I don't know. 106 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,108 I didn't know we were thinking about doing this. 107 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:44,070 - What's to think about? - I made plans. 108 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,697 (LAUGHING) 109 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:49,075 On the night my movie's opening you made plans? 110 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,702 - DRAMA: Bullshit. - You said you didn't want to think about it. 111 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,704 I didn't want to think about it together. 112 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,998 - What kind of plans did you make? - Nothing. 113 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,666 I have a date. 114 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,293 (MUSIC PLAYING) 115 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,254 You have a date? 116 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,882 Yeah. Emily asked me to go to dinner. 117 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:08,761 - She asked you? - Yeah. It's no big deal. 118 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:11,972 He's fucking a guy. You're getting asked out like a little bitch. 119 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,849 I'd say it's a very big deal. 120 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,477 - Touché. - Thank you. 121 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:17,937 Douche bag. 122 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,272 VINCE: I haven't been on a real date since high school. 123 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:23,317 That's because nobody dates in L.A., Vince. It's a waste of time. 124 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:26,737 - And money. - L.A. Lives between 2:00 a.m. And 5:00 a.m. 125 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,782 You take a lap through the talent pool. Catch and release. 126 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:30,866 Online's even better. 127 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:34,703 You get the small talk out of the way so when they show up, they're good to go. 128 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,956 Name one girl you ever pulled off the Internet. 129 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,625 There are confidentiality agreements with these sites. 130 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:40,709 I ain't telling you shit. 131 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:44,046 - Why don't we all grab dates tonight? - No, don't grab anybody. 132 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,966 - You can bring Tanya. - You guys aren't coming with me. 133 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,593 It's opening night, it's a work night. I need you. 134 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,470 - Fuck that, man. - Come on, I'm serious. 135 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,973 No, you're not. I want to get to know this girl. 136 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,100 - Will you give me a fucking break? - So do we. 137 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,977 Make sure you don't get another lemon. 138 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,688 Just relax. It's not such a big deal. It'll be fun. 139 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:04,108 - It'll be like prom. - I guess you won't have a date then. 140 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:07,278 I told you 10,000 fucking times. She had food poisoning. 141 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,487 ERIC: Yeah, right. 142 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,447 BIG BOY ON RADIO: Power 106, blazing hip hop and R&B. 143 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:11,866 Big Boy's neighborhood... 144 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:15,035 Fuzzy Fantabulous, Joe Grande, Luscious Liz, up in here... 145 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,162 but you know what? 146 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,539 - We're not alone. - No, not at all. 147 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:22,042 Vincent Chase is in the house. 148 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,169 (ALL CHEERING) 149 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,503 Head On. That's the movie. 150 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:27,006 We've been hearing some beautiful things about this. 151 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,383 When it comes to an opening weekend for you, 152 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,178 do you have those rituals that everybody else go through, 153 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:35,681 like, you got to pack dirt on your face or sacrifice a goldfish? 154 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,141 No, I'm not superstitious. 155 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,309 - At all? - No. 156 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,602 I heard 157 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:43,230 that Mel Gibson carried a cross up Temescal Canyon before Passion opened. 158 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:45,357 - It must have worked, huh? - BIG BOY: It sure did work. 159 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,276 Vince would've been a gorgeous Jesus. 160 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,112 What's going on? What you got planned for tonight? 161 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,072 My buddy E got asked out on a date. 162 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,532 ALL: That's nice. 163 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,285 So me and the other guys are gonna join him. 164 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,787 Wait. Hold on. So your boy got asked out? 165 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,873 - Here we go. - Relax. It's fine. 166 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,043 His ex-girl crushed him. So he's looking to get laid. 167 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,085 (ALL LAUGHING) 168 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,087 SHAUNA: Eric, sit down. Don't fuck with his rhythm. 169 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,172 This is embarrassing. 170 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,132 He's telling the world about my personal life. 171 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,718 Relax. The world could give a shit about your personal life. 172 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:13,802 What are you doing? 173 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:17,473 - You got some hot celebrity, some models? - Right. Some hot chicks. 174 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,767 - I don't have a date yet. - What? 175 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,477 Vincent Chase doesn't have a date? 176 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,811 I find that hard to believe. 177 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,564 We got a lot of females out there listening right now. 178 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,859 Can we bring somebody up in here? Not Liz. 179 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:31,403 We gonna take a phone call for you, Vince. 180 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:33,948 Christy, what do you got tonight? 181 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:37,534 Stop hitting on my assistant, Turtle. Besides, she'd never go out with you. 182 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,662 What, she can't speak for herself? 183 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,373 You can speak. 184 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,502 I'd never go out with you, Turtle. 185 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:47,711 Ouch. 186 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:55,844 What? 187 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,390 You won't believe who we got on the phone. 188 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,059 - Who? - Justine Chapin. 189 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,478 White virgin in the house. 190 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,773 - Justine Chapin. She's fabulous. - She's not a virgin. 191 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,276 You know she's on that Pure Tour right now. 192 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,611 BIG BOY: Justine, you there? JUSTINE: I'm here, Big Boy. 193 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,281 How you doing, baby girl? We got Vince right here, also. 194 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,949 You can't find a date tonight, Vince? 195 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,118 I'm having a little trouble, Justine. 196 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:23,289 I'm leaving San Diego right now. I'll be back in L.A. For the night. 197 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,375 I'd love to go out with you. You look hot on the billboard. 198 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,168 Are you gonna sing for me? 199 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:31,422 - Singing is all you're going to get. - That's right. 200 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:34,133 Big Boy's right. So do you still want to go? 201 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:37,303 VINCE: Of course. I'm just looking for someone to cuddle with. 202 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,389 - He's definitely fucking her, right? - ALL: Definitely. 203 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,890 I'm calling Cindy Adams. 204 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,268 ALL: (CHANTING) Cuddle. 205 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,982 (ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 206 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,692 Vince is gonna be there, too. 207 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,945 It's gonna be a nice time, honey. 208 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,656 When did you move away? 209 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,616 Wow! 210 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,411 What about that cute roommate of yours? 211 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,331 Married? 212 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,416 Yeah. Congratulate her. 213 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,378 Yeah. I'll call you if I ever get to Oregon. 214 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,341 (SIGHING) 215 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,427 What do you think, Arnold? 216 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,680 Baby, I know you like my hair natural. 217 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:24,391 But I'm gonna put a little product in it, okay? 218 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,936 Don't be so controlling. All right, I'll talk to you later. 219 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,693 (WHIRRING) 220 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,615 (GROANING) 221 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,867 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 222 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,037 (SIGHING) 223 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,959 - Am I 21st century or what? - Yes, you are, Ari. What's up? 224 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,004 I had video sex with an Ecuadorian girl this morning. 225 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,465 I hope she was 18. Federal offense if not. 226 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,718 She had big teeth and a sarong. That's all I remember. 227 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:00,969 What's going on? 228 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,597 Seriously, here's the deal. Don't panic. 229 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,891 The matinees were less than stellar. 230 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,060 - Fuck. - I just said don't panic. 231 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,396 - I'm not panicked. - This is a date movie. 232 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,023 This Pixar squirrel is killing us. 233 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,234 'Cause all the mommies who want to fuck Vince 234 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,486 are taking their kids to see The Squirrel. 235 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:18,737 We're gonna be fine, though. 236 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,823 Where are you guys gonna be? I want to meet. 237 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,574 Vince is tired. We're staying in. 238 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,493 Why are you so dressed up, then? 239 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,829 I hate that you can see me. You know that? 240 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,790 I love that I can see you. It's why I bought the thing for you. 241 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,501 - Show me a little nipple. - Oh. Bye. 242 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,630 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 243 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,550 - Hello? - So, who is she? 244 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:40,592 Who's who? 245 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,762 My friend told me they heard you on Power 106 this morning. 246 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:44,847 Oh, yeah? 247 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,015 Since when do your friends listen to rap music? 248 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,309 You're taking your first date out with the guys? 249 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,728 I guess you don't want this one to work out either. 250 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,981 What do you care? You broke up with me, right? 251 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,733 In case you'd forgotten, we just had sex. 252 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,195 You said it was break-up sex. What do you want from me? 253 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,823 You want me to just keep chasing you around? 254 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,533 Maybe I don't know what I want. 255 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,369 Maybe you should figure it out and then call me. 256 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,582 What the fuck is this? 257 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,130 - What's with the limo? - Turtle thought it'd be funny. 258 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,216 - I'm taking my own car. - You're not taking your own car. Move. 259 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,302 Yes, I am. This girl will think I'm an idiot. 260 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:26,763 Tell her it was my idea and let her think that I'm the idiot. 261 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,433 You're cock-blocking me so bad right now and you know it. 262 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,768 What are you talking about? You think I like Emily? 263 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,980 No, I think you think I like Emily and you're trying to shut it down. 264 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,148 Why would I do that? 265 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,526 You don't like it when I get a girl and you get stuck with the retards. 266 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,819 You know what? 267 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,197 I'll get a girl and leave you with the two retards. 268 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,907 See how you like it. 269 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,076 Bro, you just broke up with Kristen. 270 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,705 Fuck around a little bit. Have a little fun before you get serious. 271 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,791 What are you talking about, serious? It's a first date. 272 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,419 Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. 273 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:01,298 Fine, I'm going. But if you guys fuck around, I'm out. 274 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,634 Who's gonna fuck around? 275 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,511 Did you talk to Ari? 276 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,471 - Yeah. - What'd he say? 277 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,266 - It's all good. - Yeah? 278 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,894 - Yeah. It's cool. - Good. 279 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,979 Smile, biatches. 280 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,022 (CAMERA CLICKING) 281 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,148 (TURTLE LAUGHING) 282 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,275 What's with him? Is he still trying to bail? 283 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,278 - Did you even get a date yet, Turtle? - Of course I got a date. 284 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,198 We have to pick her up from the Burbank airport in one hour. 285 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:31,203 - What is she? A Russian mail-order bride? - No, dick. She's a hottie from Flagstaff. 286 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:35,541 - From Flagstaff? Who? - An old friend. Don't worry about that. 287 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,084 Where're we going tonight? 288 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,711 Tanya needs to know so she can dress accordingly. 289 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,922 Dolce. You called, right, Turtle? 290 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,090 No. Me and Vince decided 291 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:46,885 we don't want to watch Demi cutting Ashton's steak all night into tiny pieces. 292 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:50,097 - Where are we going? - I got us a couple of lanes at Lucky Strike. 293 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,640 - Bowling? - Nice. 294 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,101 I'll get my ball. 295 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,897 That's gonna go. 296 00:14:58,982 --> 00:14:59,982 (PINS CLATTERING) 297 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,819 Take it easy, baby. You're making me look bad. 298 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,655 - (SLAPPING) - Oh! 299 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:16,790 - This is totally fucked right now. - What are you talking about? 300 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,585 - Your friends are so cool. - Yeah? 301 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:23,964 - My ex-girlfriend hated hanging out with us. - No wonder she's your ex-girlfriend then. 302 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,508 Eric, you're not paying enough attention to me. 303 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,303 - You're bad. - The worst. 304 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,514 - Leave him alone. - Turtle, how'd you guys meet? 305 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,391 JDate. 306 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,518 DRAMA: Isn't that for Jews? 307 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,479 - So? - She's wearing a cross. 308 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,483 She's reformed. Joanne's up. Give her a hand, everybody. 309 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,156 It's not polite to stare, E. 310 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:50,907 Vince. 311 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,702 Watch me. 312 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,538 How do I know her? 313 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,710 Yeah. 314 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,921 Jesus Christ. Come here, you sick fuck. 315 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,176 You out of your mind? 316 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,637 If you didn't have Emily, you wouldn't have called? 317 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,473 This girl is psychotic. You understand what I'm saying? 318 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,809 The girl just wanted to meet Vince. Let's not unfairly label people. 319 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,687 This is a bad night for this shit. I don't need this tonight. 320 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,397 What are you so stressed out about? 321 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,608 I'm stressed because the movie's not doing good. 322 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,818 E, the movie's huge. Relax. 323 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,987 Joanne says it's destined to be a classic. 324 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,781 She says it's destined to be a classic? 325 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,116 She's destined to be in a fucking insane asylum. 326 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,160 Keep her under control. 327 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,164 God, you eat like a little bird. 328 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,375 Stop it. 329 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,418 Tweet, tweet. 330 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,129 Vince, I saw your movie today. 331 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,964 Oh, yeah? What'd you think? 332 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,967 - I loved it. - Really? You see? 333 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,638 - Another satisfied customer. - I heard. Was the theater crowded? 334 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,139 Not really. 335 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,184 - I was the first in line, 10: 15 a.m. - Really? 336 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,895 I loved it so much, I went to the 12:30 also. 337 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,232 - You were beautiful. - VINCE: Thank you. 338 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,775 He is beautiful. 339 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,030 So, Justine, if you lose your virginity, 340 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,950 doesn't the whole Pure Tour thing become, like, a sham? 341 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,995 Who said I'm gonna lose my virginity? 342 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,416 Turtle said that these guys don't even believe you are a virgin. 343 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,336 - I never said that. - Check, please. 344 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,755 (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 345 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,644 - Wow, look at that. - Told you, baby, we got a monster. 346 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,607 Yo, you cats going to see Head On? 347 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,861 No. We're going to see that talking squirrel thing. 348 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:55,198 Fuck that movie. I saw it this morning. The mother squirrel dies in the end. 349 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,658 See Head On. 350 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,078 - Yo, good looking, kid. - TURTLE: You like that, right? 351 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,247 Fucking cartoons. They got an unfair advantage. 352 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,999 They get to draw everything. 353 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,584 I'm not worried. 354 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:06,793 - Are you worried? - Fuck, no. 355 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,629 - Let's go to Prey. - We're not worried. Let's go to Prey. 356 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,799 (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 357 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,529 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 358 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,948 - Yeah? - Where are you? 359 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,409 - Did you get the numbers? - I got the numbers. 360 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,787 - Ari, I can't hear you. - Where are you? 361 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,581 It's Friday night. You at Prey? Sounds like Prey. 362 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,917 Ari, you get the numbers? 363 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,044 Hello? Shit. 364 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,088 Hello. Can you hear me? Hey? Fuck. 365 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:56,092 I'm coming over. That was Vince. I gotta go. I gotta go do this. 366 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,137 What are you talking about? This is our night. 367 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:02,307 It's 24/7 with this shit, baby. I love you, don't wait up, okay? 368 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,560 Ari, could I have the car keys, please? 369 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:09,815 Come on. There's a cab stand at fucking Yucca. 370 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,359 Give me the fucking keys. 371 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,196 (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 372 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,156 Can you drop me off? 373 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,200 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 374 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,839 I can't get a signal. 375 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,550 Eric, it's gonna be fine. Enjoy the moment. 376 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:41,096 See, E, I like this girl. Nice, positive attitude. 377 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,973 - JUSTINE: What about my attitude? - You? 378 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,183 Come on, you have the best attitude. 379 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,685 Slut. 380 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,397 Joanne, wait. 381 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,776 Vince is my best friend. I love that guy like a brother. 382 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:58,154 - But if he doesn't see how special you are... - Nice try, Tortoise. 383 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,325 - Is that Jason Bateman? - What? 384 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,620 Get the fuck out of here. 385 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,550 - I saw your movie today. You were great. - Yeah? 386 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,136 - Thanks. What's your name? - Take a hike, honey. 387 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,765 Baby, you can't talk to the fans like that. 388 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,311 - Don't be a faggot, Johnny. - Don't call me a faggot. 389 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,479 What are you gonna do? Get tough? 390 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,361 I'm gonna go get a beer. 391 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,372 (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 392 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,169 So you played tennis in high school, you were saying? 393 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,629 Tennis, yeah. 394 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,593 I think I want you to be my first. 395 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,219 - Really? - Yeah. 396 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,263 But you're really gonna have to work for it. 397 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,098 Work? Come on. 398 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,684 I got into this business so I don't have to work. 399 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,102 (LAUGHING) 400 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,939 You are not ready for this, are you? 401 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,482 I am tonight. 402 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,151 I'm not. 403 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,529 At least you're honest. 404 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,531 And gorgeous. 405 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,327 I'll call you from the road. 406 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,248 Oh. Just so you know. 407 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:36,127 Tonight, I would have given you the best head you ever had. 408 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:50,183 Who's got the number one movie in the country, motherfucker? 409 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,267 We beat The Squirrel? 410 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:54,771 The number one live-action film in the country, $18.6 million. 411 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:56,398 Yeah. 412 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,609 What the fuck is she doing here? 413 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,820 Just having some drinks with some friends, Ari. 414 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,531 - Yeah? You fucking my assistant? - No. 415 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:08,201 The last thing I want to do is fire one of your fuck buddies. You know that? 416 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,120 No tequila? Tara Reid steal it? 417 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,498 Let's get into it. We gotta celebrate. Come on. I'll get a bottle. 418 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,500 (BOTH GROWLING) 419 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,918 (LAUGHING) 420 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,672 Can you relax? 421 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,173 - Yeah. - Good. 422 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,634 I can't. Not with my boss here. 423 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,386 I know. That's totally fucked up. 424 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,347 I didn't even know he was coming. He shouldn't even be here. 425 00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:31,266 You want to walk me out? 426 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,769 Yeah. Okay. Let's go. 427 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,692 I'll be right back. 428 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:43,278 (SIGHING) 429 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,197 Sorry about tonight. I know it wasn't a great first date. 430 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,074 This was a great first date. 431 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,118 - Yeah? - Yeah. 432 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:59,085 Don't tell Ari about this. 433 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,516 Is this crazy? 434 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,810 Maybe a little bit, yeah. 435 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,145 Good. 436 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,658 You're on fire, baby. We gonna get you your next movie. 437 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:34,662 Wanna do Hindenburg? Script's coming in. It's like Titanic on a blimp. 438 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,831 Why don't we save the business for Monday? 439 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,209 You got it, baby. No problem. Big weekend. 440 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,461 Where's Tanya? 441 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,380 Doing pushups in the men's bathroom, for all I know. 442 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,007 I'm done with that girl. 443 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,885 Where's the exhibitionist? 444 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,096 She's out there cutting it up with Teen Wolf. 445 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,889 Michael J. Fox is here? 446 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,641 No, the guy from the sequel. 447 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:01,731 Opening night of a hit, and none of us are getting any action. 448 00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:04,901 All I know is I'm here with my best friends in the entire world. 449 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:06,361 - And Ari. - And Ari. 450 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,948 - And there's no place I'd rather be. - I'll drink to that. 451 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,491 Here you go, baby. 452 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,244 (ALL CHEERING) 453 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:20,291 Vince, hi. You go to my gym. 454 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:21,960 - Really? - Yeah. 455 00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:25,880 I'll catch you guys later. 456 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,174 There you go, daddy. 457 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:32,303 God, I just want to be him for like a fucking hour. 458 00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:35,807 You think my assistant's hot? I don't know. I can't tell. 459 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,976 Yeah, I do. 460 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:40,436 I'm thinking about hitting that.