1 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,424 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,191 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 3 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,403 Whoa! 4 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:12,697 (PEOPLE WHISTLING) 5 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,533 Lights Out, it's Johnny Drama! What's up, man? 6 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,996 You see that? He recognized me. 7 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,206 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 8 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:24,625 (MAN WHOOPING) 9 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,132 (BELL RINGING) 10 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,593 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 11 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:35,219 (MAN WHISTLING) 12 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:39,724 (SHOUTING) 13 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,203 (BELL RINGING) 14 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,419 (PEOPLE ROARING) 15 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,004 (BELL RINGING) 16 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:18,971 $3 million for eight rounds! It's unreal. You gotta make a movie to make that much. 17 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,973 Are you crazy? Did you see that guy's face? 18 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,142 No amount of money's gonna get me in the ring. 19 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,478 $50,000, I'd let Klitschko beat the fuck out of me. 20 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,606 I'll beat the fuck out of you for free. What do you think? 21 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,108 I'm telling you, Klitschko don't hit that hard, man. 22 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,610 You kidding? The guy's Russian. 23 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:35,321 He's got that Mongolian Genghis Khan warrior blood in him. 24 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:38,282 I'd do three shots of Stoli and let him blast away. 25 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,451 - (GRUNTING) - Ow, you fucking dick. 26 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,119 You'd be a dead man. 27 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:45,873 Yeah, but I'd be flush. I tell you, I'd let that hit me for free... 28 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,000 - Fuck off, asshole. - It was him. 29 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,044 - Relax. - He didn't mean that. 30 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,796 - Hi, Vince. - Hi. 31 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,756 - How are you? - Good. 32 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,550 I'm Johnny. 33 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,051 (MUSIC PLAYING) 34 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,177 (CAMERA CLICKING) 35 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:59,762 ERIC: Let's go to the bar. 36 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,056 (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 37 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:11,774 ERIC: Let's see. What do you guys want? DRAMA: Beer, baby. 38 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,901 What did you think of the seats? 39 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,779 - Amazing. - Two very slow white men. 40 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,073 I apologize. But goddamn, there was some blood. 41 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,658 - You liked the blood? - Loved it. 42 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:24,287 That was for you. If you see Rob Schneider, tell him you bought those seats. 43 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,413 What do you want to drink? 44 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,335 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 45 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:34,171 Listen. Three tequilas would be great, all right? 46 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,340 - Cheers! - Good for what ails you. 47 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,260 Ah, yes! 48 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,722 - Jimmy! Jimmy Kimmel! - JIMMY: How you doing? 49 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,390 You know Vincent Chase, right? 50 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,142 - Yeah, how are you? - There you go. 51 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,435 - What's happening? - Big fan. 52 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,229 Thank you. I appreciate it. We should get you on the show. 53 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:53,232 - Yeah. I'd love to do it, anytime. - I'd love to have you. 54 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:55,818 Like tomorrow, we'd love to have you if we could. 55 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,070 I don't know, you're putting me on the spot. 56 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,572 I know you got the movie. 57 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,158 - You got a movie coming out Friday. - It can't hurt. 58 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,951 All right, fuck it. See you tomorrow. 59 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,787 - There you go, he's in! - All right. I'll call you, then? 60 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,748 - Absolutely. - Very good. Thanks, Ari. 61 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:12,168 - VINCE: Pleased to meet you. - I can't. I don't drink. I'm sorry. 62 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,795 I do drink. 63 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,381 - Say hello to your brother for me, too. - Johnny? 64 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:20,009 Tell him I said hi. I haven't seen him in a long time. 65 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,178 - He's around here somewhere. - See you, Jimmy. 66 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,554 There you go. You're in. 67 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,514 So, I got this guy, Rufus. 68 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,809 He's got this company called Home Video Solutions. 69 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,812 He just installed this sweet little home system... 70 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,397 in my place on Mulholland. 71 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:37,109 State-of-the art everything. I could charge admission at this place. 72 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,444 - Really? - I'm not kidding you. 73 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:42,365 Here's the kicker: I mention Rufus' name in InStyle. 74 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,368 All he charges me for is installation. 75 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:48,913 - Fuck you! - No. Fuck you, seriously. 76 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,915 Rufus, that's how he does it. 77 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,668 He's a wild cat, Rufus. I got his card here somewhere. 78 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,252 Ah, I'd love that. 79 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,089 You still doing that thing with Wes? 80 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,299 Yeah. We're gonna start shooting in June. 81 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:03,260 Did you get anyone to play the part of the partner? 82 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,972 Yeah. Unfortunately, my brother's gonna do it. 83 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,724 He's costly. 84 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,477 If he falls out, you think of me, right? 85 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,522 Always. Always thinking of you, Johnny Drama. 86 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,151 - Thanks a lot, Luke. I appreciate it. - Call Rufus. 87 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,617 Vince, you gonna prepare anything for the show? 88 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:30,162 No. That would take all the fun out of just winging it. 89 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,373 The guy's gonna ask you a lot of questions. 90 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:35,459 Yeah, it's Jimmy Kimmel. Not 60 Minutes, bro. 91 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:38,546 All right, you'll see. You should have some stories ready. 92 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,755 Hey, ladies. 93 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,883 You got any stories I can tell on Jimmy Kimmel? 94 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,594 You know what? The night's still young. 95 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,805 The night is young. 96 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,143 (DOG BARKING) 97 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:58,107 - DRAMA: Taste this. - I am not tasting that, it stinks. 98 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,192 - What the fuck is it? - It's a new recipe. 99 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:03,029 Tofu spirulina scramble, it's delicious. Taste it. 100 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,864 It smells like dog shit scramble. 101 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,074 Eat your Froot Loops and shut up. 102 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:11,120 - What the fuck smells? - Open a window, Drama. Jesus Christ! 103 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,957 You know what? Kitchen's closed, fellas. Enjoy cold cereal. 104 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:20,379 - So, you want to talk about Kimmel? - Jimmy Kimmel? 105 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:23,549 - ERIC: Vince is doing the show tonight. - Fuck Jimmy Kimmel. 106 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,427 ERIC: You're angrier than usual this morning. 107 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,511 Jimmy Kimmel's a prick. 108 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,555 Why? He said to say hello to you. 109 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,223 He's a phony prick. 110 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,893 He and I were running buddies back in the day. 111 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,854 That was before I got kicked off of Melrose Place. 112 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:40,566 The money ran dry. I lost my house. I had to move into that motel on Wilcox. 113 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,568 After that, that was it. 114 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:45,863 He dropped me like a bad habit. Never heard from the guy again. 115 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,656 I never heard that story. 116 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:50,409 Well, you know me. I don't like to advertise. 117 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,205 - Cancel on the prick, Vince. - He can't cancel. 118 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,499 I can't cancel. 119 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,292 ERIC: What are you gonna talk about, though? 120 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:01,754 E, it's a talk show. They ask you questions. You answer them. 121 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:05,257 "What's up?" "Not much." "How you feeling?" "Pretty good." 122 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:08,094 Don't forget about the time you tanked on Regis and Kelly. 123 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,387 That was a morning show. We pulled an all-nighter. 124 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,597 Plus, who could focus 125 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:15,101 with hot-ass Kelly Ripa up there interrogating you? 126 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,187 - So, what's really bothering you, E? - ERIC: What? 127 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:21,816 Are you really concerned about me, or is this maybe a Kristen issue? 128 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,150 Yep. 129 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:24,944 (LAUGHING) Don't tell me Kristen's back in the game. 130 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:28,114 Fuck off. She's picking up her shit later today. That's all. 131 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,449 I offered to help him box it up and send it off. 132 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:31,617 But he didn't want that. 133 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:34,120 TURTLE: Throw her shit in the garbage and change your number. 134 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:37,748 Yeah. She comes down here, you're out of commission for two weeks. 135 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:38,958 I can't have that. 136 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:42,128 (LAUGHING) Broken up and still pussy-whipped. That's just sad. 137 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,922 These guys are right. You lose control around that girl. 138 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,300 You guys don't know dick. You never had a relationship. 139 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:51,595 You never ended one. The only person you've ever loved is yourself. 140 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,847 What's not to love? 141 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:56,100 Look, breaking up is painful. That's why I never do it. 142 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:59,436 Why hurt someone when you can just let it drag on forever? 143 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:02,398 DRAMA: Come on. You must've broken up with someone. 144 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,192 - No, Johnny. Nobody. - Bullshit! 145 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:10,072 What about Becky Serrano in junior high? I remember, she was crying by the lockers. 146 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,992 I never broke up with Becky. I liked her too much for that. 147 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:16,495 No, you just started banging Meredith Tierney at the same time. 148 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,122 Yeah. I liked her, too. 149 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,542 I don't know how you get away with this shit. Lucky guy. 150 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,504 TURTLE: Vince, I was talking to Luke Wilson last night. 151 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:29,592 He's got this phat home theater. I think we should make a play for one. 152 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,512 SHAUNA: You couldn't call me? ERIC: It happened last night. 153 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:36,640 There's a right way to do things and a wrong way to do things. 154 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,977 - And which one was this? - Don't make a plan without consulting me. 155 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:42,605 You don't circumvent the system. There are consequences. 156 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,565 TURTLE: Is he gonna get killed for going on Kimmel? 157 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:47,401 - You might get killed for being an asshole. - Shauna. 158 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,820 If you want to do Kimmel, come to me. 159 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:51,989 I'm your publicist. That's what I'm here for, and that's what I do. 160 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,575 I gave him the idea for The Man Show. He loves my ass. 161 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:58,037 - Come here with that neck. - Cut that shit out. Look, I'm serious. 162 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,456 You don't want to piss off Letterman or Leno. 163 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:04,585 - You don't want to piss off Shauna. - I think she's looks kind of sexy, pissed. 164 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:08,214 I am. But those guys are vindictive pricks. Here, try this on. 165 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:12,509 - I'm sorry, okay? Do you forgive me? - Have you ever even seen the show? 166 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,220 - What? Jimmy Kimmel? - Yeah. 167 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,180 I don't know. Maybe. What's the difference? 168 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,766 He's not asking me to watch it. He's asking to be on it. 169 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,559 DRAMA: I think he should go with Byblos. 170 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:23,062 If he decides later he doesn't like it, I'll take it. 171 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,730 Have to let the shoulders out a bit. 172 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:28,567 You should get a couple suits to choose from, so you're not locked into one. 173 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,445 - He doesn't wear a couple suits. - He does now. 174 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,781 He gets them for free, you cheap fuck. 175 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,116 - That's a keeper. - Wow, nice. 176 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,409 Hello. 177 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:40,913 - You should get me on a talk show. I'd kill. - I'll get you on Springer. 178 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,499 Fat, little horny fucks, and the women that despise them. 179 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,833 SHAUNA: What are you laughing at? 180 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,711 Maybe I'll get you on Montel with Don Swayze... 181 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,256 Joey Travolta and the other retarded star siblings. 182 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,092 - That's funny. - Kimmel's girl just called. 183 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,302 They're calling back in an hour to do the pre-interview. 184 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,595 You're gonna have to do that, E. 185 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,640 It's gonna get my head screwed up. I gotta keep my spontaneity. 186 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,309 Fuck spontaneity. Well-dressed, well-prepared. 187 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,769 That's what makes you a star. 188 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,146 You wanna write that down for me in case I forget? 189 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,065 Yeah. Try this one on, all right? 190 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,527 ERIC: Yeah, that could be funny. 191 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,655 The script pages got all switched. The director got confused. 192 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,241 - Everybody really laughed about it. - Boring. 193 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,953 Then they fixed it. Yeah, I guess you had to be there. 194 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,288 What else? 195 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:26,208 Tell him about that stoned-out craft service girl who blew me after lunch. 196 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,460 - Why don't you stop it, Drama? - DRAMA: I'm trying to help. 197 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,254 You're not helping. You're embarrassing me. 198 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:34,425 I was on Arsenio. It never aired. 'Cause he got cancelled, but I was good. 199 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:39,096 Uh, let's see. Here's something. I got one. 200 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:42,850 Vince went to the High School of Performing Arts where they shot Fame. 201 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:47,479 But he never saw the movie or the TV Show. I always found that kind of funny. 202 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,025 Maybe not funny, but ironic at least. I don't know. 203 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,609 Hold on a second. 204 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,321 You want to do this? You're so funny. This is your interview. 205 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,865 I've never done this before. I don't know what to say. 206 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,700 You're doing a good job. 207 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:04,246 Yeah. Vince actually... He's not available right now. 208 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,791 I'll talk to him and see if we can come up with something. 209 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,627 I'll call you later, okay? Thank you. 210 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:15,257 Man, you're really bombing, bro. Maybe we should just cancel. 211 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,925 No. Don't even cancel. 212 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,845 Just don't show. That'll really fuck Kimmel. 213 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,055 You'd never cancel. 214 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,974 Why would I cancel when it's so much fun to watch him freak? 215 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:27,144 You're gonna freak. Sara Foster is also on the show tonight. 216 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,021 Oh, shit. You serious? 217 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:30,731 (LAUGHING) 218 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:34,068 - You're fucking dead! - TURTLE: Fuck you, baby! 219 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,652 (TURTLE WHOOPING) 220 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,196 Yo, Turtle! 221 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,823 (TURTLE WHOOPING) 222 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,786 I'm not walking. 223 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,581 Sara Foster? That chick is hot. 224 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,209 You think she'll bring other hotties with her? 225 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,420 - Why would she? - 'Cause hotties roll in packs, baby. 226 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,381 (HOWLING) 227 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,549 I never broke up with her, either. 228 00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:01,678 We had that crazy night in the Hamptons. I never called her again. 229 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,640 I'm not proud of that. But that's not breaking up. 230 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,017 See? My record's intact. 231 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,560 No asterisk there. 232 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,562 What are you gonna say to her? 233 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,524 What do you mean, what am I... I'm not planning anything. 234 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:17,236 - What I say when I see her is what I'll say. - What about Kristen, E? 235 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,447 Same thing. Whatever I say when I see her is what I'll say. 236 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,242 Bullshit. He's gonna cry like a little bitch. 237 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,035 Cry like a little bitch. 238 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:26,787 (EXCLAIMING) 239 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,039 (LAUGHING) 240 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:32,543 Why are you using Vince as a defense... Run, Forrest, run! 241 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,129 ERIC: You look great. 242 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,506 Thanks. I'm probably in the best shape of my life. 243 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,758 - You look like shit. - I do? 244 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,511 Yeah, who's been cutting your hair? Turtle? 245 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,013 No, I just haven't... 246 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,893 - Still doing the Pilates? - When I have time. I'm really busy. 247 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,980 Yeah, me, too. Real busy. Got no time for anything. 248 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,941 No time for haircuts. Got a lot of shit going on right now. 249 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,193 - Like what? - Stuff. 250 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,613 - Really, like what? - Like stuff. Don't quiz me. 251 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,740 What did you do today? 252 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,285 You don't get my job, you never did. 253 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,954 I shopped and I played golf. But it's not how it sounds. 254 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,164 Shopping and golf? 255 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,625 Vince is doing Jimmy Kimmel tonight. I've got to keep his mind focused. 256 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,919 He's on with Sara Foster. You know who that is? 257 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,423 They had a one-night stand and he never called her. Can you believe that? 258 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,468 I can. Vince has to break up with girls before it gets serious. 259 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,094 That way he can't get hurt. 260 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:27,097 Textbook narcissist. He has major intimacy issues. 261 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:30,225 - You think that's what it is? - I'm a Psych major, Eric. 262 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,479 Turtle tells me you're thinking of buying a house. 263 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,855 Not exactly. 264 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,735 Oh, of course. Vince is gonna buy a house, and you're all gonna live in it. 265 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,819 Yeah. Something like that. 266 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:41,904 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 267 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,447 - Fuck. - What? 268 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,616 What happened to you getting your own place? 269 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,494 - I am getting my own place. - When? When Vince dies? 270 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,205 When the time is right. Jesus! What? 271 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,083 Can't this wait? 272 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,754 It's in the second drawer. Jesus! 273 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,008 - Vince says hello. - Great. Look, I gotta go. 274 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,427 I was hoping we weren't going to fight about this. 275 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:09,431 - I thought you like to fight. - Only when it leads to make-up sex. 276 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:10,849 (CHUCKLING) 277 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,643 That's not gonna happen. 278 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:24,780 Wait. 279 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,783 Let's be clear about one thing, okay? 280 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,453 - This isn't make-up sex. It's break-up sex. - Whatever. 281 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,170 TURTLE: This fucking place is a shithole. 282 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,965 DRAMA: This can't be the place. It looks like a dump. 283 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,302 RUFUS: Luke Wilson's system was in the neighborhood of $190,000. 284 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,887 $190,000? 285 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,807 - Can't you do any better? - No, I can't. 286 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,977 I didn't want to have to bring this up, all right? 287 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:01,984 - I work for a fairly prominent movie star. - Yeah. Who? 288 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,069 - Vincent Chase. - RUFUS: Really? 289 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,863 He's great. 290 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,825 Maybe you recognize me. I'm his brother. 291 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,951 No. 292 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,079 TURTLE: Anyway, off the record, my man is doing Jimmy Kimmel tonight. 293 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:17,332 - All right. - What if we threw in a plug for your outfit? 294 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,335 Would that be cool? Would that be worth something? 295 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,170 I'll tell you what. 296 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,340 You deliver on that promise, I give you half off. 297 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,468 But if he wears this hat, 298 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,762 it's free. 299 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,766 So all he has to do is wear the hat? 300 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,102 - Check this out. - She's sweet. 301 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,854 Yeah. She's gonna be naked in a second. 302 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:39,980 (EXCLAIMING) 303 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,149 (ERIC SIGHING) 304 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,483 ERIC: So, now what? 305 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,445 You wanna go to dinner tomorrow night? Talk about all this? 306 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:51,199 Eric, you're really not getting this concept. This was break-up sex, for real. 307 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,287 So, what, you just had sex with me as a goodbye? 308 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,080 Yeah. It was great. 309 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,211 - I feel dirty. - KRISTEN: Take a shower. 310 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,467 DRAMA: Tie or no tie? TURTLE: No tie. 311 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,762 - What do you know? - ERIC: Where are you guys going, church? 312 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:15,682 - Gotta look nice for the ladies. - Vince, come on. We're gonna be late. 313 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,226 - What ladies? - Kimmel's green room. 314 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,979 We hear it's stocked like a trout pond. 315 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,023 So, how'd it go with Kristen? 316 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,484 - We said goodbye. - After you plowed her? 317 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:30,405 - We had break-up sex, all right? - "Break-up sex"? Never heard of it. 318 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:34,409 Yeah. You have sex, and then that's it. You say goodbye. 319 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,079 That's the only kind of sex I have. 320 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,122 - Hey, homey. - What's up? 321 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,458 ERIC: You look like you just rolled out of bed. 322 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,584 Yeah, I did. 323 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,087 You're gonna wear that shirt? 324 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,755 No, it's wrinkled. 325 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,926 I'm gonna wear this one. 326 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,553 - You got style, bro. - TURTLE: Looks good! 327 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,895 We got a good show tonight. 328 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,648 All right, from the movie, The Big Bounce, 329 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,608 Sara Foster, here, tonight! 330 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,402 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 331 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,571 Heard a lot about this. This movie everybody's talking about, 332 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,866 the movie, Head On, the star of it, Vincent Chase, here, tonight! 333 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,993 - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) - (INDISTINCT TALKING) 334 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,454 - Where are the suits? - Right here, baby. 335 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:23,375 Shauna, don't tell Kimmel I'm here. 'Cause he and I have some issues. 336 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,293 Yeah, mum's the word, Drama. 337 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,212 (WOMEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 338 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,172 Don't tell me you made notes. 339 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,632 Only one. 340 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,802 - Home Video Solutions. - Yes. 341 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,514 You guys go to the green room. I'm gonna take Vince to makeup. 342 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,307 - Where is it? - That way. 343 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:44,146 Vince, extra concealer. That's the key under house lights. 344 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,982 - Good luck, buddy. - Go get them, baby! 345 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,369 I don't know about the afterlife, but this life is sweet. 346 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,040 - Shall we? - We shall. 347 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,359 (TITTERING) 348 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,111 Wow. 349 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,363 This is bad. 350 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,199 What? 351 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,870 - I never called you. - Please. I never called you. 352 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,123 - Really? - Really. 353 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,585 Yeah, well, I still feel bad. 354 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,255 I feel worse, trust me. 355 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,676 You look incredible. 356 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,514 You, too. Come in. 357 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,225 Close the door. 358 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,481 You know me, Shauna. I like to play the field. Keep my options open. 359 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,400 When I settle down, it's gonna be forever. 360 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,403 Weren't you married once already? 361 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,448 Nine days. It was annulled. Next time. 362 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:19,616 Hmm. 363 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,080 - Ari's late. - ERIC: Good. 364 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,083 - I'm early. - Good. 365 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,417 Hey, guys. 366 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,129 (SIGHING) 367 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,677 - You smoke? - Cigarettes? 368 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,097 Yeah, I've been trying to quit recently. 369 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,851 - How hard are you trying? - (CHUCKLING) Not that hard. 370 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,769 Good. 371 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:57,195 - I thought he quit? - Cigarettes, not pussy. 372 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,738 Hmm. 373 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,995 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 374 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,581 Ready in five. 375 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,291 SARA: We need 10. 376 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:15,881 EMILY: I've tried everything. I tried the patch. It left a yellow stain on my arm. 377 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,758 - I know. Me, too. - Have you ever tried Nicorette? 378 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,720 I did, I tried it, but I couldn't follow the instructions. 379 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,806 I never thought chewing gum could be so complicated. 380 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:28,184 I even tried smoking only when drinking coffee. 381 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,606 Me, too, I started drinking 25 cups a day. 382 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,358 I went to a hypnotist, cost $500. 383 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,528 - How did that go? - It went pretty good, 384 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:41,072 until I saw a pair of shoes that I could've bought. 385 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,074 I started smoking again. 386 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,995 But this time I'm quitting for sure. 387 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,788 - For sure. - Yeah. 388 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,541 Me, too. 389 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,174 Wanna share one more? Let's share one more. 390 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,383 Definitely. 391 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:07,182 What kind of a guy do you go out with? What do you look for in a man? 392 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,685 Honestly, just a regular, nice guy 393 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,437 like yourself! 394 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:13,980 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 395 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:18,109 Tell him I don't represent talent. I represent temperature, and he's not hot. 396 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,611 Sarah Silverman. Hi. 397 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,447 - Ari Gold, hi. - Nice to meet you. 398 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:25,283 - We've met before. - No, I know... 399 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,869 They're booking hip people here. Now, that's cool. 400 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,454 No, I'm not on the show tonight. 401 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,123 That's even hipper. Cool people hanging out. 402 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,583 That's awesome. That's cool. 403 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,461 Right. I'm here representing my boy, Vinny Chase. 404 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,215 Are you going to the green room? 405 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,802 No, I'm not going in. I got banned from that fucking place. 406 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,303 - Really? - Yeah, it's ridiculous. 407 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:48,306 I had a little situation with Natalie Portman's father. 408 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:49,432 Stupid. 409 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:53,103 - It was a weird situation. - I'll sneak you in. Wanna go in with me? 410 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,230 Like we go in together? You and me together? 411 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,107 Like, we're going in at the same time. 412 00:21:57,191 --> 00:22:01,069 All right, but are we going to be leaving together is what I'm saying. 413 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:05,156 That's so scum-baggy. I know you're married. 414 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,993 - I take Krav Maga with your wife. - I know you do. 415 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:11,329 I'm not trying to fuck you, Sarah. I'm trying to sign you. 416 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,455 Ooh. 417 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,333 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 418 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,794 You're a funny girl. I mean, you know... 419 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,296 you do the ass jokes and stuff, I enjoy it. 420 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,340 What's the problem? I'll be out in a second. 421 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,676 I'm sorry, I'll have to ask you not to hold hands. 422 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,679 The FCC says no overt displays of affection. So... 423 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:28,722 Uh-oh. Uh... 424 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,974 If you could just separate them. Thank you. 425 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,393 We just had sex about five minutes ago. 426 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,519 (AUDIENCE ROARING) 427 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,854 That's another... 428 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,398 - VINCE: Is that okay? - No, you could be arrested for that. 429 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,692 - SARA: So wrong! - We're on the lam now. 430 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:45,405 (LAUGHS) It's wrong. So, let's talk about the movie. It comes out this weekend, right? 431 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:48,825 - I don't want to talk about it. - You don't want to talk about it? 432 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,077 It's a mystery. I wouldn't want to give it away. 433 00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:53,663 I'm not here to plug anything. I'm here to see you. 434 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,081 JIMMY: Well, thank you. 435 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,916 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 436 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:00,795 What about me? 437 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:05,300 - And you, of course. - He's so full of it. It's unbelievable. 438 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,553 So, we have a clip of the film. And you need to set the clip up? 439 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,180 Forget about the clip. 440 00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:12,098 All right, we'll forget about the clip. 441 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:14,225 VINCE: Look, the movie's called Head On. 442 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,519 It's a cool movie, see it this weekend. 443 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:19,564 You're guaranteed to love it, or your money back. 444 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,233 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 445 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:25,153 - From the studio. Not from me. - Yeah. Right. 446 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,948 What would you like to talk about then? I'll let you decide. 447 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:32,452 Well, why don't we talk about my brother? He's really pissed. 448 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,746 He says you dissed him, you owe him a phone call. 449 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,373 - So you know what happened? - I know what he told me. 450 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,751 I can't believe he's not talking about the movie. 451 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,587 - Get ready for some lies. - He's going to run out of time. 452 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:45,298 How is he gonna work Home Video Solutions into this? 453 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:46,925 Would you shut up and listen? 454 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,551 What did he tell you? 455 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:52,680 He said that when he hit a rough patch, you kind of bailed on him... 456 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,141 and you never called him again. 457 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,351 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) 458 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,187 JIMMY: He did not... He said I bailed on him? 459 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,023 I was like a bounty hunter trying to get a hold of him. 460 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:05,110 I called his house. I looked for his address. 461 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,986 He owes me a call. 462 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,738 I think he might be right. 463 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,365 He's backstage. 464 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,200 Who? He is? 465 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,284 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) 466 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,787 Is he really? Johnny Drama's backstage? 467 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,123 Bring him out. Because I'd love to clear this up. 468 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,291 Is he around? Is he really backstage? 469 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:23,044 - Come on. Go. - Go! 470 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,048 TURTLE: What's wrong with you? Get out there! 471 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,050 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 472 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,389 Do I need makeup? 473 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,567 The great Johnny Drama! 474 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,610 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 475 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:58,413 - Maybe I did owe you a call, buddy. - That's all right. Johnny Drama, everybody! 476 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,374 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 477 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,754 (ALL LAUGHING) 478 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,090 VINCE: Isn't that classic? 479 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,802 - How do I look? I look pretty good? - You do look thin. 480 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:15,722 - Thin? I look lean. - That's what I meant. 481 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,056 No body fat. 482 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:19,017 JIMMY: You guys are living together now? 483 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:21,686 It's a bachelor pad? What's the setup over there? 484 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:24,606 - Tell them about the home theater. - Yeah. 485 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:28,860 So, we have this really great house. And it's got everything. 486 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,528 - Except... - Except... 487 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,488 a home theater. 488 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:36,868 But we've been told that Rufus at Home Video Solutions... 489 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,287 ...is the best in the business. 490 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,581 (ALL LAUGHING) 491 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,458 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 492 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:45,960 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 493 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,545 DRAMA: Here you go! 494 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:52,133 - To Drama. - To Drama. 495 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,806 Great night. 496 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,143 Great fucking night.