1 00:00:29,282 --> 00:00:32,405 2x01 : The Dundies by Belkiss, Occeanne et Unfold http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/ 2 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:37,422 Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee world's night here at Dunder Mifflin 3 00:00:37,445 --> 00:00:42,880 and this is everybody's favorite day, everybody looks forward to it. 4 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:47,893 Because, you know a lot of the people here don't get trophies very often 5 00:00:47,944 --> 00:00:51,624 like Meredith or Kevin. I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award ? Dunkin Donuts ? 6 00:00:51,675 --> 00:00:54,453 Plus, bonus, it's really really funny. 7 00:00:54,605 --> 00:00:58,070 So I..., you know an employee will go home, and he'll tell his neighbor : 8 00:00:58,077 --> 00:01:00,644 "Hey, did you get an award ?" And the neighbor will say : 9 00:01:00,666 --> 00:01:04,413 "No man, I mean I slave all day, nobody notices me." 10 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:09,640 Next thing you know, employee smells something terrible coming from the neighbor’s house : 11 00:01:09,673 --> 00:01:13,786 Neighbor’s hanged himself, due to lack of recognition. 12 00:01:15,219 --> 00:01:19,190 So you're ready for the Dundies ? 13 00:01:19,276 --> 00:01:20,756 You know what they say about a car wreck where it's so awful you can't look away ? 14 00:01:23,859 --> 00:01:27,912 The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want you have to stare at it, 15 00:01:27,928 --> 00:01:30,373 because your boss is making you. 16 00:01:32,146 --> 00:01:35,543 It's fat Halpert 17 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:41,982 - What ? - Fat Halpert, Jim Halpert. 18 00:01:43,198 --> 00:01:46,710 So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundee winners ? 19 00:01:46,905 --> 00:01:52,221 We got fat Jim Halpert here, Jim why don't you show off your Dundies to the camera ? 20 00:01:52,276 --> 00:01:56,302 Oh I can't, because I keep them hidden, I don't wanna look at them and get cocky. 21 00:01:56,305 --> 00:02:01,002 - Oh, that's a good idea. - And mine are at home, in a display case about my bed. 22 00:02:01,076 --> 00:02:03,601 TMI, TMI my friend. 23 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:06,022 TMI ? Too Much Information. 24 00:02:07,207 --> 00:02:10,923 It's just easier to say TMI. I used to say "Don't Go There" but that's lame. 25 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:15,893 And here we have Stanley the manly, now Stanley is a Dundee Allstar, aren’t you Stan ? 26 00:02:15,915 --> 00:02:18,432 Why don't you show them some of your bling ? 27 00:02:18,525 --> 00:02:20,731 I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out. 28 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:24,983 - Oh, no you didn't. - I think I did. 29 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,990 Why did...? 30 00:02:26,998 --> 00:02:29,862 Say, we gotta order some more appetizers this time. 31 00:02:29,996 --> 00:02:32,763 - We ran out last year, remember ? - Yes we should, you know what ? 32 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,543 I wanted one of those skillets of cheese, 33 00:02:35,608 --> 00:02:41,262 but when I got on stage, someone had eaten all of them. 34 00:02:41,655 --> 00:02:45,853 To Oscar Martinez, It's the "Show Me The Money" award ! 35 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:50,041 Michael has tapped every Dundies Awards, 36 00:02:50,206 --> 00:02:55,192 and now he's making me look through hours of footage to find highlights. 37 00:02:55,215 --> 00:02:57,961 That's the type of song we're gonna play to the ladies, Hit it Dwight ! 38 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:07,440 A little bit of Pam, all night long. A little bit of Angela, on the sing. 39 00:03:07,495 --> 00:03:09,200 A little bit of... 40 00:03:09,236 --> 00:03:13,793 This is the part where Kevin stands in front of the camcorder all night. It's great. 41 00:03:21,005 --> 00:03:23,350 - It was you. - It wasn't lme, I swear. 42 00:03:24,857 --> 00:03:26,603 So what's the joke ? You're not perfect either ! 43 00:03:26,775 --> 00:03:30,032 - We're not laughing at you Dwight ! - So who are you laughing at ? 44 00:03:30,205 --> 00:03:34,260 - Just something somebody wrote. - Who ? Dave Barry ? 45 00:03:34,416 --> 00:03:38,170 No, no. That was just something that was written on the ladies room wall. 46 00:03:38,306 --> 00:03:39,653 What is it ? Who wrote it ? 47 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:43,962 - It's kind of private, - It's about Michael ! 48 00:03:44,145 --> 00:03:47,572 That is defacement of company property, so you'd better tell me. 49 00:03:47,746 --> 00:03:50,462 Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less. 50 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:53,641 - Ok, now I'm laughing at you ! 51 00:03:55,355 --> 00:03:59,413 Will her highness Jan Levinson Gould be 52 00:03:59,477 --> 00:04:04,113 descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here, 53 00:04:04,147 --> 00:04:05,572 Dunder Mifflin Scranton ? 54 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:09,033 - It's a two and a half hour drive from New York Michael. 55 00:04:09,068 --> 00:04:12,920 - Well, you could take the bus, you could work on the way here, sleep on the way home. 56 00:04:12,966 --> 00:04:13,891 - No. 57 00:04:13,948 --> 00:04:16,761 Come on Jan this is important, I mean, 58 00:04:16,785 --> 00:04:21,321 this is validation to my employees here that you and corporate approved of this. 59 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,570 We don't approve of this Michael. 60 00:04:24,575 --> 00:04:27,852 You only have the budget for one office party a year so, 61 00:04:28,008 --> 00:04:29,963 we're not paying for this. 62 00:04:34,367 --> 00:04:37,231 - Are you here ? - Yeah, I'm here, I just wanted to 63 00:04:37,398 --> 00:04:39,981 talk to you for a second about that. 64 00:04:40,218 --> 00:04:46,662 What..., what is..., I mean, come on Jan ! You're dropping a A-bomb on me here ! 65 00:04:46,757 --> 00:04:51,911 - Really ? I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you. - Well, yeah, what is... no you can't ! 66 00:04:51,918 --> 00:04:53,500 - You allready had a party on May 5th for no reasons ? 67 00:04:53,505 --> 00:04:57,181 No reasons ? It was the 05-05-05 party ! 68 00:04:57,188 --> 00:05:00,130 - And you also had a... - It happens once every billion years ! 69 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:03,682 - And the tsunami relief fund raiser with somehow lost a lot of money 70 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:09,523 Ok, no that was a fun raiser, I think I made that very clear on the flyers. Fun, F-U-N. 71 00:05:09,558 --> 00:05:11,890 ... don't have a tsunami Fun raiser, Michael. - Well... 72 00:05:11,956 --> 00:05:15,650 I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage. 73 00:05:15,675 --> 00:05:22,460 It's a little character I like to do. It is loosely based on Karnack, 74 00:05:22,576 --> 00:05:25,842 one of Carson's classic characters. 75 00:05:26,178 --> 00:05:33,362 We got... the PLO, the IRA and the hot-dogs stand behind the warehouse. 76 00:05:38,495 --> 00:05:43,793 Name 3 businesses that have better healthcare plans than Dunder Mifflin. 77 00:05:45,566 --> 00:05:49,740 Here's the problem : There is no open bar because of Jan, 78 00:05:50,048 --> 00:05:55,800 and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a 2-drink minimum. 79 00:05:56,775 --> 00:06:02,751 We'll be fine. I just wish people gonna be drunk. 80 00:06:14,447 --> 00:06:17,660 - Dwight get out of here what are you doing into ladies room...? - No no no, it's not what you're... 81 00:06:17,695 --> 00:06:20,060 - Why were you in there ? - You are a pervert ! - What were you doing in there ? 82 00:06:20,076 --> 00:06:20,993 - You are a pervert ! - I am not ! 83 00:06:21,126 --> 00:06:29,210 The Dundee award, for longest engagement, goes to Pam Beesly, Pam everybody ! 84 00:06:30,926 --> 00:06:34,090 When will that girl gonna be married ? That’s what I have to say 85 00:06:34,108 --> 00:06:35,330 - Oh Roy's accepting ? - Yes. 86 00:06:35,358 --> 00:06:38,433 Thank you, you have any words you'd like to say, at Pam's behalf ? 87 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:43,711 - We'll see you next year ! - Yeah ! Oh nuts ! Oh gosh ! 88 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:47,863 - I'm not changing that, that's the best one. - No it's clear it is, you're right. 89 00:06:47,906 --> 00:06:53,323 I just think, world's on disengagement, we're all expecting it you know ? 90 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:58,712 That's why it's funny, every year that Roy and Pam don't get married it gets funnier ! 91 00:06:58,867 --> 00:07:02,922 Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy. 92 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,003 - Ow, lazy ! 93 00:07:07,578 --> 00:07:11,151 Excuse me, everyone, can I have your attention please ? 94 00:07:12,157 --> 00:07:15,171 I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. 95 00:07:15,238 --> 00:07:19,710 Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. 96 00:07:19,765 --> 00:07:24,430 Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason, 97 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:30,170 and if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom. 98 00:07:30,557 --> 00:07:34,643 - You're taking away our bathroom ? - We are going to have 2 men rooms. 99 00:07:34,698 --> 00:07:39,660 - But where would we go ? - Be prepared to hold it folks, from 9 AM... 100 00:07:40,175 --> 00:07:40,791 - Michael ? - Yes ? 101 00:07:40,805 --> 00:07:43,113 Dwight is banning us from our bathroom. 102 00:07:43,116 --> 00:07:46,470 - Ok, well that's ridiculous, just don't... I don't have time for this right now. 103 00:07:46,476 --> 00:07:52,031 - There needs to be repercussions to people's behavior... - Don't don't talk don't touch stop it oddment ! 104 00:07:52,277 --> 00:07:56,593 - Ok, look I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year, 105 00:07:56,607 --> 00:08:02,763 how there is no money, and how there is no food, and how the jokes are really bad. 106 00:08:02,895 --> 00:08:05,612 But what the hell everybody ? 107 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:12,673 I mean, god the Dundies are about the best, in every one of us. 108 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,001 Can't you see that ? I mean... 109 00:08:16,345 --> 00:08:21,970 ok, we can do better, so, tonight, for the first time, 110 00:08:22,047 --> 00:08:28,272 We are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us. 111 00:08:28,286 --> 00:08:30,350 - Yes ! - Yeah, not bad right ? 112 00:08:30,365 --> 00:08:32,543 So let's make this best Dundies ever ! 113 00:08:34,337 --> 00:08:35,552 Best Dundies ever ! 114 00:08:43,927 --> 00:08:48,410 Welcome to eighth annual Dundies awards ! Before we get started, a few announcements : 115 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,783 Keep your acceptance speeches shorts, 116 00:08:50,805 --> 00:08:55,320 I have wrap it up music and I'm not afraid to use it, Devin. 117 00:09:05,535 --> 00:09:09,171 The Dundies, how can I explain it ? A word to auto mated, 118 00:09:09,236 --> 00:09:11,960 You've all made it You had a was, you work so hard 119 00:09:11,987 --> 00:09:13,800 You fell a no, no This isn't just a name 120 00:09:13,815 --> 00:09:15,610 And now the N-O And he's been says Hello 121 00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:18,053 Cut, come on ! 122 00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:22,841 The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, 123 00:09:23,075 --> 00:09:28,173 and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so, 124 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,853 you're kind of there. That's kind of what it's like. 125 00:09:32,098 --> 00:09:35,610 ... Dundee, you wanted that Dundee... 126 00:09:36,848 --> 00:09:41,642 - The waitress tripped on the cord. - All right, joke'o'landed, so we are here, 127 00:09:41,685 --> 00:09:46,561 Thank you all for coming, to the 2005 Dundee Awards, 128 00:09:46,805 --> 00:09:51,503 I am your host, Michael Scott, and I just want to tell you 129 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:58,022 please, please, do not drink and drive, because you may hit a bump, and spill the drink. 130 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,973 All the flotties on the group tab. 131 00:10:01,046 --> 00:10:05,500 No, actually this year no group tab we're gonna be doing separate checks ! 132 00:10:08,385 --> 00:10:14,140 - You said we could bring our families. - I did, and why didn't you Stanley ? 133 00:10:14,306 --> 00:10:19,002 - I did, my wife's name is Terry. - Well, I'm looking forward to meeting Terry. 134 00:10:19,055 --> 00:10:22,351 It's this person whose hand I'm holding Michael. 135 00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:26,430 Oh yeah ! - Shut it ! 136 00:10:26,496 --> 00:10:31,842 Good, speaking of relationships, of all way shapes and forms, 137 00:10:32,486 --> 00:10:37,781 I was out on a very very hot date last night with a girl from HR Dwight. 138 00:10:37,865 --> 00:10:43,542 - Really ? We don't have any girls from HR. - Know that, for the sake of the story. 139 00:10:43,707 --> 00:10:48,170 And things were getting hot and heavy, and I was about to take her bra off, 140 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:45,823 Yeah ! 141 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:51,313 When she had me fill out six hours worth of paper work. 142 00:10:48,255 --> 00:10:48,921 Yeah ! 143 00:10:51,387 --> 00:10:55,670 - Like an AIDS test ? - No... god. 144 00:10:57,423 --> 00:11:01,496 - All right. So let's get this party started ! - Hey let's go to Poor Richard's. 145 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:07,680 - Yeah, let's get out of here. - Guys, where are you going ? 146 00:11:07,776 --> 00:11:11,786 - Just... Pam shows is getting started. - Sorry. 147 00:11:15,439 --> 00:11:19,310 - You're staying ? - Yeah. I have to eat somewhere. 148 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:30,123 - The Busiest Beaver award goes to Phyllis Lapin ! Way to go Phyllis ! Nice work ! Per usual ! 149 00:11:30,195 --> 00:11:35,132 - This says bushiest beaver. - What ? I told them busiest... idiots ! 150 00:11:35,147 --> 00:11:37,860 - It's fine, - Well we can fix it, we'll fix it up ! 151 00:11:37,936 --> 00:11:39,021 You don't have to display that. 152 00:11:39,056 --> 00:11:41,830 - Because that's what happen every time ! - He's a jackass, every year ! 153 00:11:41,877 --> 00:11:45,141 - Come on, we're going to Poor Richard's. - No, I don't want go I don't want to ! 154 00:11:45,315 --> 00:11:45,663 Pam ! 155 00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:47,953 If you would have asked me that then you would know ! 156 00:11:48,618 --> 00:11:50,532 Herro everybodeeee. 157 00:11:52,036 --> 00:11:55,463 Hey ! How are you ? I thought you'd left. 158 00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:59,421 No, I decided to stay. I'll just get a ride home from Angela. 159 00:12:01,317 --> 00:12:03,690 Jan Levinson Gould ! 160 00:12:03,726 --> 00:12:05,932 - Good I'm just in time for Ping ! - Yeah 161 00:12:10,487 --> 00:12:12,171 You know what I'm talking about ! 162 00:12:12,217 --> 00:12:13,263 Can I get a drink ? 163 00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:23,062 This next award goes to somebody who really lights up the office. 164 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:28,620 Somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep from checking out. 165 00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:32,920 The hottest, in the office award goes to... 166 00:12:33,428 --> 00:12:35,952 Ryan the temp ! 167 00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:43,971 Here you go ! 168 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,272 What am I going to do with the award ? 169 00:12:57,956 --> 00:13:01,583 Nothing, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 170 00:13:02,207 --> 00:13:05,031 That's the least of my concerns right now. 171 00:13:05,257 --> 00:13:10,122 And the Tight Ass award goes to Angela, 172 00:13:10,216 --> 00:13:16,473 not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has a great caboose ! 173 00:13:18,127 --> 00:13:22,013 - So come on down ! - No. 174 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,160 I think those might be empty. 175 00:13:31,326 --> 00:13:34,773 No, no ‘cause the ice melts, and then it's like second drink ! 176 00:13:35,976 --> 00:13:37,340 Second drink ? 177 00:13:38,466 --> 00:13:43,003 The spicy curry award goes to our very own Kelly Kapoor ! 178 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:44,700 Get on up here ! 179 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,750 There you go ! 180 00:13:47,365 --> 00:13:49,331 - Spicy curry, what's that mean ? 181 00:13:49,407 --> 00:13:51,401 - Not everything means something, this is a joke. 182 00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:54,321 - Yeah, but why did you give it to me ? - I don't know, I'd just... 183 00:13:54,386 --> 00:13:57,443 - This is a bowler ! - I know ! They didn't have any businessmen so... 184 00:13:57,576 --> 00:13:59,861 - Yeah but everyone else... - Just sit down Kelly. 185 00:14:04,035 --> 00:14:05,550 It's so freakin' hot in there. 186 00:14:05,656 --> 00:14:09,103 ow I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia 187 00:14:09,775 --> 00:14:12,563 I got Dwight, sucking the funny out of room, but, 188 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:16,541 you know, you do what you can do... here we go, he's early with the cue ! 189 00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:17,991 Got to go ! 190 00:14:18,406 --> 00:14:19,202 ("Tiny Dancer" - Elton John) 191 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:22,000 "You have won a tiny Dundie." 192 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,990 - Sing it Elton ! - Hey thanks guys ! 193 00:14:27,047 --> 00:14:30,062 - Hey where you guys from ? - We has came from your mama's house. 194 00:14:30,157 --> 00:14:31,341 Hey guys can I finish that ? 195 00:14:33,556 --> 00:14:34,843 Sing on a song dude ! 196 00:14:34,846 --> 00:14:38,771 You know what guys we're just having a little office party so if you wanna... 197 00:14:38,856 --> 00:14:46,480 - Hey ! You know cool it guys ! - You suck man ! You suck ! 198 00:14:49,795 --> 00:14:52,780 Let's cut it ! 199 00:14:55,436 --> 00:15:02,572 I've a few more Dundies to give out tonight, but I'm just gonna cut it short, and rapid up. 200 00:15:02,618 --> 00:15:05,791 So everybody can enjoy their food. 201 00:15:06,036 --> 00:15:09,330 Thanks for listening, those of you who listened. 202 00:15:09,795 --> 00:15:11,551 This last Dundee is for Kevin, 203 00:15:11,556 --> 00:15:15,190 this is the "don't go in there after me" award, it's for the time that 204 00:15:15,326 --> 00:15:21,012 I went to the bathroom after him and it was really, really smelly, so. 205 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:24,971 Here you go. 206 00:15:31,085 --> 00:15:38,220 Yeah Kevin, for Kevin, for stinking up the bathroom ! 207 00:15:40,926 --> 00:15:45,141 - Hey I haven't gotten one yet ! - Yes, I have not gotten one either ! 208 00:15:45,186 --> 00:15:47,363 So keep going ! - More Dundies ! 209 00:15:47,385 --> 00:15:52,720 Dundies ! - Dundies ! 210 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:56,022 All right, we'll keep 'em rolling. 211 00:15:56,027 --> 00:16:01,931 This is the fine work award, this goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year. 212 00:16:02,217 --> 00:16:03,913 You know you did ! 213 00:16:05,857 --> 00:16:08,763 Speech-speech-speech-speech 214 00:16:08,796 --> 00:16:14,052 Well, last year I got great work, so I don't know... 215 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,842 I don't know what to think about this award, 216 00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:21,301 but at least I didn't get smelliest bow movement like Kevin ! 217 00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:28,771 And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesly, 218 00:16:28,776 --> 00:16:32,091 I think we all know what award Pam is gonna be getting this year, 219 00:16:32,136 --> 00:16:39,061 It is the whitest sneakers award, because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on ! 220 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:45,530 Get on down here ! Pam Beesly ladies and gentlemen ! Here we go ! 221 00:16:47,265 --> 00:16:51,500 I have so many people to thank for this award ! 222 00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:59,352 Ok, first off, my Keds, because I couldn't have done it without them, thank you. 223 00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:05,852 Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks, 224 00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:09,272 and also because of Dwight too. 225 00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:14,300 Finally I want to thank God, 226 00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:18,251 because God gave me this Dundee, 227 00:17:18,396 --> 00:17:22,322 and I feel God in this Chili's tonight. 228 00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:29,510 Pam Beesly ladies and gentlemen ! Ow, thank you ! 229 00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:43,292 What a great year for the Dundies ! 230 00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:48,723 We got to see Ping, and we learned Michael's true feelings for Ryan, which was touching. 231 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:54,481 And we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs, which for me, 232 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,632 has ruined them for life ! 233 00:17:58,568 --> 00:18:00,672 - What ? - Nothing. 234 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:04,260 - Okay. - What ? 235 00:18:04,328 --> 00:18:06,292 I don't know, what ? 236 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:12,510 Oh my god ! You are so drunk ! Did you get that ? 237 00:18:12,566 --> 00:18:15,411 Please tell me that you got, this is all gonna be on. 238 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:19,152 - It's ok I'm a sheriff's deputy. - Well, he's volunteer ! 239 00:18:19,177 --> 00:18:20,342 Don't get into that now. 240 00:18:20,357 --> 00:18:23,873 We need something to caution her head, throw a pillow, a cush ? 241 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,170 - Dwight come on ! - I'm gonna use my shirt. 242 00:18:25,197 --> 00:18:26,882 - Get off of me ! - No ! 243 00:18:27,135 --> 00:18:30,481 - I'm sorry, sir, you gotta have to put your clothes back. We're trying to eat... 244 00:18:30,496 --> 00:18:33,512 Was this year's Dundies a success ? Well, let me see : 245 00:18:33,527 --> 00:18:37,422 I made Pam laugh so hard that she fell out of her chair and she almost broke her neck. 246 00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:40,020 So I killed, almost ! 247 00:18:40,885 --> 00:18:46,350 Oh my god ! I just wanna say that this was the best Dundies ever ! 248 00:18:50,007 --> 00:18:52,691 We have a strict policy here, not oversunk. 249 00:18:52,806 --> 00:18:56,670 Apparently this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables. 250 00:18:56,727 --> 00:19:02,121 Eyes at her officer driver's license and she is not welcome at this restaurant chains ever again ! 251 00:19:03,126 --> 00:19:04,730 - Great work tonight ! - Watch your step ! 252 00:19:04,756 --> 00:19:05,742 Excellent. 253 00:19:05,788 --> 00:19:10,403 Thanks, I do check her pupils to make sure that wasn't a concoction. 254 00:19:10,456 --> 00:19:15,063 Yes that too but I mean with the audio, great work ! 255 00:19:18,045 --> 00:19:21,340 I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall. 256 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:22,821 No you don't. 257 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:33,792 Oh, here she is. Careful. All right, easy. Almost there. 258 00:19:33,927 --> 00:19:40,653 - Hey hum, can I ask you a question ? - Shoot. 259 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:52,053 - I just wanted to say thanks. - That's not really a question. 260 00:19:52,368 --> 00:19:54,740 Ok let's get you home, come. 261 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,823 - Good bye. - Good night, have a good night. 262 00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,292 Thank you Angela !