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Dunder mifflin.
This is erin.
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He's not available right now.
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Uh-Huh.
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Yes.
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Sure, i'll give him the message
when he gets up. Gets back.
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Michael had chicken pot pie
for lunch.
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Actually,
let me rephrase that.
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Michael had anentire
chicken pot pie for lunch.
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And-- Let me
be more specific.
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Michael ate an entire family-Sized
Chicken pot pie for lunch,
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And then he promptly
fell asleep. So
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we're all trying to be very quiet
So as to not wake him up before 5:00 p.M.
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Which, actually,
should be in about...
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ten minutes.
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Okay, i'm gonna go in there
And change the computer.
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Are you sure
you can change his watch?
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I can do it.
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What do you need from me?
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Normally, i don't condone
leaving early.
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But i have an appointment
with the horse doctor.
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How that horse became
a doctor, i don't know.
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Nah, i'm kidding.
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He's just a regular doctor Who shoots your
horse in the head When its leg is broken.
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Like clock work.
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Ohh.
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Oh, no.
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Uh-Oh.
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- What's so funny?
- You had to be there!
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Oh, yay!
Geography joke.
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Oh, my-- Oh, wow.
Okay, all right.
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Let's all go home.
Come on.
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See you all tamale.
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Good night.
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- See you later.
- Good-Bye, micel!
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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www.1000fr.com presents
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Sync:FRS@ϺÃ×
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the office s5 e26
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All right,
you ready for this?
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Yeah, we walk around, everyone
sees our faces, And we leave, right?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Wait, should i have
left the car running?
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Oh, don't get us wrong.
We like picnics.
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Come on, who doesn't
like a picnic?
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Tell 'em at happened
last year.
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I had this huge spider
in my baseball mitt.
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No, no, that guy
who hit on me.
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Oh, right, some drunk guy
hit on pam last year.
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Said he was grabbing her
for balance.
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Yeah, you don't grab these
for balance.
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Well...
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i'm gonna say 30.
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40.
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Insect repellant, which we clearly need,
Reduces the effectiveness of spf.
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Good point,
but thought of that already.
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Combination spf/repellant.
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- Whoa. Homemade?
- Of course.
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You think the epa would ever
allow that much deet?
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Rolph is my best friend.
We met in a shoe store.
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I heard him
asking for a shoe
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That could increase his speed
and not leave any tracks.
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Michael, isn't that holly?
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We're just friends.
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Hey, hey!
Wait a second.
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Who let you in here...
is what i wanna know.
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Oh, no.
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I see they're letting
just anybody in here.
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Yeah, that's right.
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- All right.
- All right, mm-Hmm.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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You rember aj...
my boyfriend?
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A little bit.
Uh, i meet a lot of people.
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- Hey, michael.
- Hey.
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So would you guys
like some lemonade?
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Or one of you?
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Or both of you.
Either or.
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The combinations
are endless.
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- Lemonade sounds great.
- Okay.
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I'd love an iced tea,
actually.
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You can go to hell.
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I'm kidding!
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Um, sure, i will get you
the best iced tea in the world.
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I lied to kevin.
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Holly and i
can never be just friends.
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I wrote down a list
of bullet points
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Why holly and i should
be together,
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And i'm going to find
the perfect moment today,
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And i'm going to tell her.
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Number one:
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"Holly, you and i
are soup snakes."
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The-- And the reason is...
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because, in terms
of the soup, we like to--
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That doesn't make any sense.
We're soul mates.
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Holly and i are soul mates.
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Jim, pam.
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- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, charles.
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- Nice day, huh?
- Yeah.
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Must be nice to get a rest
from all your rest.
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I don't get it.
He's not even my boss anymore.
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Do you want me
to beat him up for you?
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No, i shouldn't have to ask you
To do stuff like that.
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You should just do it.
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Listen up, everyone! I've gone
overhis lineup very carefully.
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We cannot forget the humiliation
we suffered Last year
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at the softball game With jim's
whole spider-In-The-Mitt incident.
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Right?
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Well, i could have died,
so...
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i looked it up online
afterwards.
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Erin, back row.
Ryan, you move up a w!
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Bro-Migo,
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You think you could put
erin on my row?
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Why?
I don't understand.
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If-- No, wait.
W- Wait a minute. I get it.
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You want her to set you up
So you can spike it.
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Uh...
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i' tell you what.
I'm gonna do you one better.
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I'm gonna put you next to phyllis.
She's the best setter on the team.
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That's--
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Sly dog.
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Not what i meant.
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Come on, folks!
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What is up
with you two, holly?
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Um, not much.
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We're designing a house.
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Cl. For who?
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For us.
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Wow.
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I'm designing a chair.
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It's part of your pants.
You sit down, you're supported.
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I rember
your chair pants idea.
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I like that.
Put me down for a pair.
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I'm a size 34 waist.
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All right, fatty.
I will do it.
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You know what?
We should actually rehearse.
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Okay, yeah.
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You guys are really
gonna do this?
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You bet your fat ass we are.
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Well, in his infinite wisdom,
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?? Llace has authorized us
To put on a little presentation
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About the history
of dunder mifflin.
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Yep, the old comedyeam
is back together again.
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That's right.
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Have ya hoyd the news?
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Extry, extry!
Read all about it!
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Newspapers for sale!
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Are you blind?!
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Are you blind?
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Sir...with the glasses,
Are you literally blind?
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I'm concerned
you might be in danger.
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These are expensive ray-Bans,
jackass.
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Okay, i was just
looking out for you.
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You're doing great,
by the way.
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Thanks.
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I got it.
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- kevin, come on!
- Are...you...blind?
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- I could have gotten that, idiot! It's not a sledgehammer.
- Can you see things with your eyeballs?
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Come on, people.
We need to get our heads in the game.
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Let's focus, come on.
You're better than this.
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I am better than this.
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Phyllis, why are you
sitting on the ground?
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We've been out here
for a while.
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I don't need this.
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Oh, come--
Ryan, come on, man!
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- One second.
- W-Wait! Net. Net.
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Her hand's on the net.
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- So what?
- Rule violation.
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Ball is ours.
Give it to me.
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Our point!
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Okay.
Hey, pam, how you doing?
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Hey, do you know if you're
right-Handed or left-Handed?
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Or do you even know? What hand
do you use to answer the phone.
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Back off, dwight.
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Oh, yeah!
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Nice hit, pam!
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What?
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Maybe i played a little
in junior high.
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And in high school.
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Maybe a little in college.
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And went to volleyball camp
most summers.
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- ?? Yeah! We win.
- Nice job, beesly.
- We advance to the next round!
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Oh, lord in heaven.
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Had to be
part of the group.
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I brought
some snacky snacks,
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In case we get hungry.
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Ooh, yes, please.
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So what do you have
planned for us today?
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- Hmm?
- What?
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Do you have a script
for the sketch, or...
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um...no.
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I just thought
we'd wing it.
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That cool?
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Crystal cool.
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- Hit it, andy!
- Bump, i bumped it!
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- Set.
- Don't set it to yourself.
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Yeah!
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Ow, my ankle!
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- What happened?
- I...twisted it.
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You weren't even moving.
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Okay, sub!
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I can play.
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Is there a...
meredith here?
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Yeah! Man in!
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Rolph, did you
not hear me?
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I don't hear cheaters,
tramps,
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Or women who break
my friend's heart.
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Let's go!
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We could do a movie...
sort of thing.
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- We couldo back to the future.
- Oh!
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We have to convince dunder and mifflin
To go back in time...
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fix their parents.
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Can we get a delorean?
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Jaws.
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They swim in the ocean,
And they terrorize the whole community.
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dun-Der, dun-Der
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Dunder, dunder,
dunder, dunder
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- We haven't found our great idea yet.
- No. No.
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- We're circling it.
- Hmm.
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Nicely done. We're still
gonna crush you, though.
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- Yes, we are.
- You suckers are goin' down!
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They're gonna wipe their asses
with your serves!
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- Piss all over your faces!
- Okay, rolph, rolph.
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It's true!
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Ah, this reminds me of
the h.R. Convention last fall.
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Oh, yeah,
with bernie and efrem.
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That was hilarious.
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- Really, really funny.
- Really funny.
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Listen, guys,
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one more point,
And we play corporat.
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Settle down, gentlemen.
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Good game!
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Welcome to the 43rd annual
company picnic, everybody.
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Thanks for being here.
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Now a couple of ployees have
volunteered To entertain us with a song.
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Uh, it's a sketch now.
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Okay, introducing
scranton's michael scott
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Performing with nashua's
holly flax.
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I have not seen this.
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And now, presenting...
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slumdunder mifflinaire!
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Are you ready to play
slumdunder mifflinaire?
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Yes, i am!
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For $100.
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Where did dunder
meet mifflinthe
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"A," on easy street.
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"B," a tour
of dartmouth college.
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"C," they never met.
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"D," brushing their teeth.
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Ohh...i'm thinking.
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I'm going to say...
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"b,"
tour of dartmouth college.
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That is correct!
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How did you know that?
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I was there!
Aah!
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I was a tour guide
at dartmouth college!
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Noooo-Ho-Ho!
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Nice campus.
Think you'll get in?
257
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Yeah, i'm definitely
gettin' in.
258
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I'm a shoo-In.
259
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I'm robert dunder.
260
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I'm robert mifflin.
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Robert mifflin
had a great life.
262
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But unfortunately,
had undiagnosed depression,
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Which over nine million
americans suffer from,
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And is ??
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For $250,
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How did he kill himself?
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"A," a rope.
268
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"B," a knife.
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"C," a gun.
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"D," brushing his teeth!
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$250...
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is more money than i've ever
seen in my life.
273
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I will say
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"c," a gun.
He shot himself... in the head.
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That is correct!
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Yes!
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I usually
don't enjoy the theater.
278
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But this is delightful.
279
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The economic downturn
has been difficult recently,
280
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Forcing the closures
of both camden and yonkers,
281
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To be followed soon
By what other branch?
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For $500,000,
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Is it, "a," scranton?
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"B," buffalo?
285
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,300
- "C," utica?
- What?
286
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Or "d," toothbrush?
287
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I will say "b," buffalo!
Final answer!
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That is correct!
289
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What is he talking about?
290
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,800
- How did you know that?
- David wallace told me!
291
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,200
David, is this true?
292
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,500
Okay, everyone,
we're at a picnic today.
293
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Are we losing our jobs
or not, david?
294
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- They didn't know?
- I guess not.
295
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:52,400
I'm sorry, this certainly wasn't the time
or the place To announce thisort of thing.
296
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,000
But there have been talks...
297
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,200
about closing
the buffalo branch.
298
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And...
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we're-- We're closing
the buffalo branch.
300
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,200
You've gotta be kidding me!
301
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,200
- Are you serious?
- You've gotta be kidding me!
302
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,200
We're the best branch
in the company!
303
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,700
I can't believe it.
304
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,900
How could you
possibly think
305
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,300
That the right way
to announce a branch closing
306
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,600
Was in a comedy sketch
at the company picnic?
307
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,300
Well...i didn't know
they didn't know.
308
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,900
What about the fact
that they're here today?
309
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,100
- What about that?
- That didn't throw up any alarms?
310
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,100
No, michael need a little bit
for his comedy sketch,
311
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,100
And he thought, "oh, this
would be really funny."
312
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,200
- Thank you.
- Damn it, michael.
313
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,000
I told you that
in confidence.
314
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,700
Now i have to go over and deal
with these employees And their families.
315
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:41,200
A little boy just walked up to me and said,
"Is my daddy gonna have a job by christmas?"
316
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,500
Well, he'ju thinking
about his own gifts.
317
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,500
Maybe we shouldn't play
due to the circumstances.
318
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,300
Hey, people need volleyball
now more than ever.
319
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,700
How do you figure?
320
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,600
Because if we don't play,
321
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,300
Then the other team wins.
322
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,700
Dwight's right.
323
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,800
Corporate deserves
to get its ass kicked.
324
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,600
Let's do this.
325
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,100
Jim, come on!
326
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,500
Look who just woke up!
327
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,100
Uhh!
328
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,200
I been up for a while!
329
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:21,000
It's six to six.
It's a nail-Biter.
330
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kav Seven
331
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,000
Now it's seven-Six. Or is that
too much accounting for you?
332
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,500
Here's an accounting
question for you.
333
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,200
What does one fiance
plus one lover equal?
334
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?? One whore.
335
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,400
Okay, knock it off,
rolph.
336
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,200
What? She's sitting there,
casting aspersions--
337
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,600
Rolph, please.
I am asking nicely!
338
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,300
- Rolph, leave it alone!
- ???
339
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,700
- There you go.
- You got it.
340
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:45,800
???
341
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,000
Boo-Yah!
342
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:54,900
Get it!
343
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,700
- I got it!
- Pam!
344
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,400
- You all right?
- Yeah.
345
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,400
No, no, no, i'm fine.
346
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,600
- You sure?
- Yeah.
347
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,600
- easy???
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
348
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,300
You wanna get that
looked at.
349
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,300
No, no, it's fine.
Just give me a second.
350
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,400
I don't know. You know,
this is a company picnic,
351
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,600
So, technically,
that is a company injury. You know,
352
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,200
safest thing to do
is get that examined. Right, david?
353
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,600
- Yeah.
- All right, you know what?
354
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,100
You're justrying to get rid
of our best player.
355
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,300
Oh, jim, you're putting a volleyball game
In front of your fiancee's health.
356
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,400
No, uh--
357
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,100
Look, seriously.
I can move it fine.
358
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,900
Come on, let's go.
It's our ball. Let's go!
359
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,100
- I don't kw.
- Yeah, i don't think we can
let you play with that foot.
360
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,100
Come on. Tell you what. I spotted a small
hospital A few kilometers south of here.
361
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:37,300
Get her back as soon
as possible. I'll stall 'em.
362
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,700
I guess that's it
for you, jim.
363
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,100
All right, you know what?
364
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,900
???Come on, all-Black.
365
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,100
We'll be back!
366
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,700
Oh, man!
I'm so mad that pam got hurt!
367
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,700
Argh!
368
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,200
Rrrah!
369
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,200
I'll get it.
370
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,000
Probably shouldn't ve
mentioned buffalo.
371
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,900
Hindsight.
372
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,500
Should have had hindsight.
373
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:11,000
How do you think it went
before the buffalo thing?
374
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,200
I think it went well.
I think it was good.
375
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,400
There weren't any laughs.
376
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,200
No, it was
a tough audience.
377
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,900
Yeah, but we wrote it Specifically
for this audience.
378
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,200
Believe me, I have seen a lot
of tough audiences in my time,
379
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,000
And that was one of them.
380
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,600
Well, i'm glad we did it.
381
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,000
Me too.
382
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,900
We have a lot of good material
For next year's sketch.
383
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,800
I can't wait.
384
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,200
Yeah, she's with the nurse
right now, So you'll have to stall
385
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,700
No, don't send in
the subs yet.
386
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,200
Dwight, i don't know.
Think of something.
387
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,400
Well, to be safe,
we should do an x-Ray.
388
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,600
How long will that take?
389
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,600
Oh, it shouldn't be too bad.
It's a slow day. So...
390
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,800
no other radiation
this year? No metal plates?
391
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:18,600
No chance you're pregnant?
392
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,200
I'm sorry, could we just
hurry this up?
393
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,200
I' got a game
to get back to.
394
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,200
Oh, good, because my next question was
Do you have a game to get back to?
395
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,100
What'd you think?
396
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,500
I loved it.
397
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:32,300
You know, there was a part near the end
That seemed like that went on a little long. But...
398
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,100
well, you guys
should hit the road before...
399
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,300
i close down
another branch.
400
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,900
Okay. So good to see you.
401
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,100
Good to see you.
402
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,500
- Aj.
- Michael.
403
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,300
I didn't find the perfect
moment, Because i think
404
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,500
that today Was about
just having today.
405
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,500
And i think that we
are one of those couples
406
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,000
With a long story
407
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,500
When people ask
how we found each other.
408
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,000
I...
409
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,600
will see her...
410
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,600
every now and then. And...
411
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,700
maybe one year,
she'll be with somebody,
412
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,000
And the
i'll be with somebody.
413
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:15,100
And it's gonna
take a long time...
414
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,400
and then it's perfect.
415
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,400
I'm in no rush.
416
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,200
- Ha!
- Dwight, come on, now.
It's time to put in the subs.
417
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,800
Yeah, it looks like pam
won't make it back.
418
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,300
- Okay?
- Okay, fine.
419
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,900
All right!
Come on.
420
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,400
Except, you know what?
It's not fine.
421
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:40,500
How many people need to get hurt
Before we learn a valuable lesson?
422
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,900
One? Two?
423
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,500
Three?
424
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,300
- Four?
- Dwight...
425
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,100
no, no, hear me out.
426
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,200
Five?
427
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,800
- Six?
- Dwight.
428
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,500
Seven. Can i finish, please?
429
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,700
Okay.
430
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,500
Eight?
431
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,000
???H, dwight,
we're so close.
432
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,300
Just buy us
a few more minutes.
433
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,100
Well, they just called me in
for an updat So i'll call you right back.
434
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,300
??
435
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,700
Hey, dwight, uh...
436
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,900
send in the subs.
437
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,700
Ohh.
438
00:20:53,900 --> 00:21:00,900
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