1 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:04,754 Oh, yeah! I've got a big box, yes I do! 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,631 I've got a big box, how about you? 3 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,968 I've got a big box, yes I do, I've got a big box, how about you? 4 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:11,344 I think you don't know what you're saying. 5 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:16,266 It is "from Sah-bray," our new owner, and it is "to Sah-bray." Us! 6 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,477 I wonder what's inside. Scissor me. 7 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:26,568 Dunder Mifflin was recently bought 8 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:29,654 by an electronics company named Sah-bray. 9 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:33,575 They stepped in at the eleventh hour and they saved our asses. 10 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,912 Although David Wallace said that we were the one branch 11 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,788 that was actually working right, 12 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,166 so we probably could've saved our own asses. 13 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:43,293 We didn't need them touching our asses. 14 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:46,880 Wow! 15 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,340 Awesome. 16 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:51,468 For Accounting, a brand new printer, 17 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:57,015 and for the sales staff, a new fax machine. 18 00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:00,268 This cord has Creed written all over it. 19 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:05,649 And whoever would like a brand new scanner 20 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,235 can come visit it in my office. Thank you. 21 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,736 Here we go. 22 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,075 Cool. What next? 23 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,785 Guys, um, who's Gabe? 24 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,828 This note says to put the box aside 25 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,957 for a Gabe Lewis, who's coming tomorrow. 26 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:27,545 Okay, everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. 27 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,923 Due to circumstances beyond my control... 28 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,466 Impulsivity and inattention to detail... 29 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:33,343 Hey, hey. 30 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:36,263 I have opened a box which should not have been opened... 31 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,223 Terrible mistake. ...and distributed things 32 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:39,599 which should not have been distributed. 33 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:40,725 Un-distributable. 34 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,103 Well, maybe we can put the box back together. 35 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,021 Impossible. He opened it like an ape. 36 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,023 I think we can do it. 37 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:50,986 Yeah, yeah. 38 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:56,366 Did we try printer first, shredder at an angle? 39 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,410 Yeah. Fax cable, then the scanner upside-down? 40 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,452 Yes. 41 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,621 Have you tried making everything smaller? 42 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:06,042 And... 43 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:10,297 Wow! Really nice job! 44 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,633 This group of people, when they put their minds together, 45 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:16,219 they can do something great. 46 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,472 And I think that you should all be proud of yourselves. 47 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:22,851 Oh, Michael! 48 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,770 All right, relax. We can do it. We just did it. 49 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,606 So, we can do this again. Erin, scissor me, please? 50 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,649 No, don't! 51 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,234 Thank you. Oh! Got it. Okay. 52 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,344 All right, he's on his way up. Okay, we ready? 53 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,220 What do you want us to do? 54 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,680 Why do I have to explain everything? 55 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,849 Because we're usually not on the same page. 56 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,441 Oh. Okay. 57 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,110 And to you. 58 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,614 Gabe seems tall. Hope we get along. 59 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,741 I had a very good thing going with David Wallace. 60 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:22,535 He was a good guy. He was somebody I could trust. 61 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,371 There he is. You can really see 62 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,040 that he is okay taking a picture with me, 63 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:30,627 even though I was there for disciplinary reasons. 64 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:34,547 Welcome. Scranton hot dog from Scranton? 65 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,549 You know what, Dwight? Let's give him a minute to settle in. 66 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,259 Shall we? Okay. 67 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,554 Hi. My name is Gabe Lewis. 68 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,057 I am Coordinating Director for Emerging Regions. 69 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:47,477 Hello, Gabe. I am Michael Scott, co-manager. 70 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,063 This is my protégé, Jim Halpert. 71 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,065 Co-manager, actually. 72 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,108 In training. 73 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,652 Trained. Loving it. Good at it, so... 74 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,196 We are very impressed with this branch, 75 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,657 and we are so excited about this merger. 76 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,951 We're very excited, too, aren't we, guys? 77 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,577 - Right? - So excited. 78 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,497 We have a little song prepared for you. 79 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:09,874 Actually, if you don't mind, 80 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,252 I would love to put this on the Sabre website. 81 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,503 Sabre. 82 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:15,713 Sabre. Sabre. It's Sabre. 83 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,549 It's Sabre. Oh. Of course. 84 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:18,591 Sabre. 85 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,009 Good. Take it away, guys. 86 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:21,845 Okay. 87 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,103 Hopped off the train in Scranton, PA 88 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,605 Another cloudy gray afternoon 89 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,859 Jumped in the cab Here you are for the first time 90 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,445 Look to the right And you see the Electric City sign 91 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:42,866 This is gonna be a good day For Dunder Mifflin and Sah-bray 92 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,870 Sabre. It's Sabre. 93 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,956 Dunder Mifflin and Sabre 94 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:55,253 So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sah-bray 95 00:04:55,753 --> 00:05:00,550 So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sabre 96 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,343 Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sabre 97 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:03,803 You sure it's Sabre? 98 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,182 Thank you. Hey. 99 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:10,435 Hey, we should be fine if we leave around 11:20. 100 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:14,689 Oh, you MapQuested it. It's four blocks away. 101 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:15,899 Well, now we won't get lost. 102 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,819 Or we could drive, and that takes one minute. 103 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,364 We found a great local daycare. 104 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,451 It's rated really high by all the local parenting websites, 105 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,661 but that means it's also really hard to get into. 106 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,956 Turns out a lot of parents want the very best for their children. 107 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,041 That's weird. 108 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,668 We're hoping our interview seals the deal. 109 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:38,338 But if not, there's always the Army. 110 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,882 The infantry. 111 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,636 Okay. Okay. Yeah. 112 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,891 So you've just been bought by Sabre. 113 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,935 You've probably got a lot of questions. 114 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,730 Hi, I'm Christian Slater. What's it like to work for Sabre? 115 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,483 Let's find out together. 116 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,944 Working at Sabre means taking on the challenge 117 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,571 of the road that rises to meet you. 118 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:11,120 Sabre is respecting the past, but opening the window to the future. 119 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:17,919 Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will. 120 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:24,968 You'll find it easy to embrace the Sabre spirit. Welcome. 121 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,263 We're very excited to go on this journey with you. 122 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,808 So, you've been shown a nonsensical video. 123 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:35,395 You're probably wondering, "What's going on?" Well, you're not alone. 124 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:39,190 Wow. Really terrific. 125 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,360 Most of our business comes from selling printers, 126 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:45,363 so don't think of yourselves as paper salesmen anymore, 127 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:47,949 but as printer salesmen who also sell paper. 128 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:49,742 Perfect. 129 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,869 No. Don't like that. 130 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:55,832 At Sabre, we really encourage honest communication. 131 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:58,501 You should always feel free to express your thoughts... 132 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,337 Talk about vacation days! 133 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,506 We have a policy here at Sabre 134 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,717 where we are allowed to take two weeks. 135 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,177 But I banked six weeks. 136 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,096 I already booked a Great Lakes cruise. 137 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:11,973 Hey, who the hell's going through our stuff? 138 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:15,101 Actually, that's Nick. He's your new IT guy. 139 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,103 He's setting up a site blocker, 140 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:19,314 mostly blocking the inappropriate sites, 141 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,817 and then there are the time-wasting sites like Twitter, YouTube. 142 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,485 We are blocking those as well. 143 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,904 No. Don't like that. 144 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,198 Okay, did everyone get one? 145 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:33,620 With these bottles, we eliminate the need for plastic water bottles, 146 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,706 which are the scourge of the environment. 147 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,917 We will still get to use the little cups, though, right? 148 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,086 Little cups? Like paper or plastic? 149 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,463 I don't know what they're made of. 150 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:46,633 They're two-ounce paper cups dipped in plastic. He goes through 20 a day. 151 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,384 Okay. Well, I bet you could fit 152 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,428 20 little cups of water in your aluminum bottle. 153 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:52,263 You know what can't fit in a bottle 154 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,265 are the 20 little trips I take to the cooler, 155 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,225 and the 20 little scans I do of everybody 156 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,769 to make sure everything's running smoothly, 157 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,855 and the 20 little conversations that I have with Stanley. 158 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:01,981 That's okay. 159 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,317 There is a small part of me that is actually 160 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,944 very excited about this new company. 161 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:12,950 But 70% of me is water, and the other part, the real part, 162 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:15,328 the part that has feelings and emotions 163 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:17,914 and thoughts and makes decisions, 164 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,625 and, if I can be crass, makes babies, 165 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:25,755 that part thinks that all of these changes suck... 166 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,595 Really? 167 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,766 You don't have enough water in there? Your stomach? 168 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,689 What? 169 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:43,940 Looks like we kicked it. 170 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,777 I miss the old Dunder Mifflin. 171 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:52,281 Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate. 172 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,244 I don't want to appear ungrateful 173 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:57,954 for everything Sabre is doing for us. 174 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,498 I don't get that sense at all from you, so... 175 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:01,833 Well, you should have a little, 176 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,626 but it's great that you don't, 177 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:08,005 because I am trying to embrace all of these changes. 178 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,717 But I'm... I'll be honest, I'm having trouble 179 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,301 wrapping my head around a couple of them. 180 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,678 Which ones? 181 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,138 All of them. 182 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,890 Well, I wish that I could do something, 183 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,184 but it's kind of policy, you know? 184 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,394 Above my pay grade. 185 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,398 So, maybe we should call. We should call someone. 186 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:29,360 I could help. I'm good with bosses. Call one of the higher ups? 187 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:31,988 You know what? Let me see what I can do. 188 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,329 Okay, this is officially the cutest thing I've ever seen. 189 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,958 Cubbies! I totally forgot about cubbies. 190 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,587 There's a finger-painting station and a curly slide. 191 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,630 Am I too old to go here? 192 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,512 Oh! 193 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,017 Adorable, right? 194 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,274 I walked in on someone in the bathroom. What? 195 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:09,859 I just walked in on someone in the bathroom. 196 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:10,943 Who? I don't know. 197 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,653 The guy we're meeting with? I don't know. 198 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,697 I don't know, I don't know. 199 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,533 I am telling you, there are no strawberries in here. 200 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,076 Well, I saw them in there. 201 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,538 Well, maybe they ran away 'cause the pizza was, like, 202 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,416 "Hey, get out of here, you stupid strawberries." 203 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,461 I think when Andy finally asks me out, 204 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:31,380 he's gonna try to top what he did with the drum line. 205 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,382 I can't wait to see what he comes up with. 206 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,802 The ball is totally in Erin's court, 207 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,720 after the whole drum line thing. 208 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,682 First let me say, I told them everything that you wanted me to say 209 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,810 in just the way you wanted me to say it, SO... 210 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,978 Gabe, honey, I love this, I love the sound of your voice, 211 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,731 but I really need some new information now. 212 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,692 Okay. I told the story of your uncle, 213 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,861 and I have a feeling that you would've really, 214 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,240 really been proud of the way... Okay. 215 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,326 Wait a minute, who is it? Who's there? What? 216 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,994 Is there somebody in the room with you? 217 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,914 I want to see who it is. Turn me around. 218 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,666 I don't. It's just... 219 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,210 Turn me around. Now. 220 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:13,381 Hey, buddy? Was it something I said? 221 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:17,468 Hello. No. My name's Michael Scott. Hello. 222 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,846 Well, hello, Mr. Scott, pleased to meet you. 223 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:24,016 Nice to meet you. We are very excited about the merger with Sabre. 224 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,893 I think you have a great accent. 225 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:29,772 Thank you. I've been working on it since I was a little girl. 226 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,109 To what do I owe the pleasure of this video chat? 227 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:38,281 Well, I am a little concerned about all these changes, to be quite frank. 228 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:42,410 I think we have done things a certain way here at Dunder Mifflin 229 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,870 for quite some time. 230 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,872 Pardon. Pardon me, Mr. Scott, 231 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,874 but the last time I saw a company 232 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,834 as mismanaged as Dunder Mifflin 233 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,169 was my grandson's snowball company, 234 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,547 so you'll excuse me if I'd prefer 235 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,674 that you all adapt to the way we do things. 236 00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:01,971 Okay. I feel very strongly that you can't just come in here 237 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:06,017 and change everything that people have been doing forever. 238 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,648 Is Christian Slater back there? Because he knows... 239 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,318 He'd know what to do. 240 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:19,447 So listen, why don't you tell Gabe 241 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,826 if by the end of the day you can't handle the changes? 242 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:27,455 I've already told him, but I will tell him again, if you think that'll help. 243 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,833 I would take until the end of the day if I were you. 244 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,861 Pam and Jim? Hey. I'm Jerry. 245 00:12:58,945 --> 00:12:59,987 Hi, Jerry. 246 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,072 Jerry. 247 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,615 Good to see you. Come on in. 248 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,034 My office is right back here. 249 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,119 This is the playroom. 250 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,704 This is great. 251 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,706 Gotta confess, we came a little early, 252 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,416 so we got a quick look around, but... 253 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,584 So you saw it already. 254 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,336 No. Yes, we saw this, yes. 255 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,296 No, it wasn't like a look around, 256 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,090 we really just had a peek. Quick peek. 257 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,967 Didn't focus on anything in particular. It's lovely. 258 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,887 - Gotta take this, sorry. - Do it. 259 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:25,972 Hi, this is Jerry. 260 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,056 Okay, you've gotta pull it together. 261 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,599 We should just go. He's really uncomfortable. 262 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,351 He's uncomfortable because you're acting weird, 263 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,519 SO you have to stop acting weird. 264 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,813 What if we just bring it up? We'll just put it out in the open? 265 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,524 That's the weirdest possible solution to the problem. 266 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,234 Sorry about that. Right this way. 267 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,610 All right. 268 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:47,576 I have come here today to talk to Mr. David Wallace 269 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,913 about this whole thing going on with Sabre. 270 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,665 He will know exactly what to do. 271 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,793 He is not a big fan of me dropping by unannounced, 272 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,753 but then again, who is? 273 00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,797 Hey. Hi. Michael! 274 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,800 Sorry, I hope you're not busy doing something. 275 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,885 No, you kidding? Come on in. Come on in. You sure? 276 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,595 You look great. You look great, too. 277 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,763 You hungry? I'm just having lunch. 278 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,640 Oh, yeah, that sounds good. 279 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,059 Teddy, look who just stopped in. 280 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:13,853 Hey. 281 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,481 Hey! Wow. That's very loud. Keep it up, son! 282 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,237 Wow. Oh, yummy! 283 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,032 You have got the life, my friend. Yeah. 284 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,492 Can I just stay here and never go back? 285 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,453 Things not going so well over there? 286 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,705 Oh, man! How much time do you have? 287 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:36,125 I have a doctor's appointment next Thursday. 288 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,543 Yeah? 289 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:43,174 Hey, honey, how's your day going? Did you do anything cool? 290 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,510 No, sweetie, I just hung out. 291 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,679 "Cause I saw you had shoes on, 292 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,389 so I didn't know if you did anything. 293 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,601 No, just hanging out, hon. You remember Michael? 294 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,270 Hi. Sorry, I was just in the neighborhood 295 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,731 and thought I'd come by and say... 296 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,733 No problem at all. This is great. 297 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,651 So, what are you guys up to? 298 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:07,490 I don't know. Maybe... 299 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,825 Actually, you know, I think maybe we'll go outside. 300 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:15,247 Maybe... We'll go outside? Go outside. 301 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,879 There was one thing we were curious about. 302 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,965 Your flexibility on things like Easter or Memorial Day, 303 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,343 because we might want to change our days around a little bit. 304 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,428 That seems a bit premature, don't you think? 305 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,138 I don't even know if I have a space for you yet, 306 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,599 and you're already lining up your holiday plans. 307 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:39,063 No, sorry, we're kind of planners, but we're also flexible, too, 308 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,106 SO you know what? 309 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,607 Maybe we can just discuss it when the time comes. 310 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,568 Yeah. If the time comes, we can discuss it. 311 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,115 Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom? 312 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,324 What? 313 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,329 Seriously? You told her? 314 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,290 Did it... It might have come up 315 00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,959 while we were waiting for you. 316 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,919 And you thought that might have something 317 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,504 to do with how the meeting is going? 318 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,256 No, I didn't... Maybe, because it doesn't seem 319 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,258 to be going super well. 320 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,677 You didn't consider the fact that it might not be going super well 321 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,763 just because it might not be going super well? 322 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,724 No, 'cause we're really nice people, 323 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,810 but you don't seem to like us. 324 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,396 I'm being perfectly pleasant. 325 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,148 Did you ever consider that you might not be 326 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,400 as charming as you think you are? 327 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:28,237 This coming from the guy who still uses a children's toilet. 328 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,659 Why didn't you just lock the door, man? 329 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,620 It doesn't lock for the children's safety. 330 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,914 Anybody could have walked in. 331 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,209 It was story time. 332 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:49,842 Sabre is changing everything. Site blockers, they don't let us use cups. 333 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,927 So I started thinking, who could handle this? 334 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,762 Who would know what to do? 335 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,931 David Wallace would know what to do. 336 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,851 What should I do, David Wallace? 337 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,519 I don't know. What can you do? 338 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,480 Mmm! Exactly. What are you thinking? 339 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,858 It's a tough one. 340 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,151 It is a tough one. 341 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,527 I don't have any ideas for you. 342 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,280 Yeah, but one would be good. 343 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,908 Hey, okay, wait. 344 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,034 Okay. 345 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,203 I want to tell you about a business idea I have. 346 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,329 Okay. Okay. 347 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,498 You know how kids leave their toys everywhere? Right? 348 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,877 So this is a vacuum. It's like a Shop-Vac type of thing. 349 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,632 Teaches kids how to pick up their own toys. Right? 350 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,343 Baseball gloves, Hacky Sacks, 351 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,804 drumsticks... Picks it up. 352 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,306 So the kid's making the noise to pick it up? 353 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,891 Yeah. No. 354 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,935 No, no, that's the vacuum noise. 355 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,102 Okay. 356 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:43,812 You don't like it. 357 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:44,897 No, I think it's... 358 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,232 No, it's okay. 359 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,275 Another guy from Dunder Mifflin, Arnie from Research, 360 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,820 he's gonna draw up the prototype, and... 361 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,741 It's like a Shop-Vac. Did I say that? 362 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,951 Yep. 363 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,579 It'll be okay. 364 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,084 Hey, any fun weekend plans? 365 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,669 No. You? 366 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,213 No, actually. 367 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,842 So, nothing? 368 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,470 No movies or parties 369 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,555 or anything you might want to invite someone to? 370 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,392 Nothing. It's wide open. 371 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,394 Okay. 372 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,313 That's as hard as I can hint. 373 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,401 Hey, you know, if you want, I'm sure I could get Arnie on board, 374 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,987 if you want to join us for Suck It. 375 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,072 Work together again. 376 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,240 The what? 377 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,284 "Suck It." That's what it's called. 378 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,576 Oh! Okay. 379 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,828 Huh? Catchy. 380 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,454 Kid's will love it. I like it. 381 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,831 There are very few things that would make me 382 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,083 not want to team up with David Wallace, 383 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,252 and Suck It is one of them. 384 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:51,588 See you later. Oh, Michael. 385 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,673 I know. 386 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:53,799 Thank you for coming. 387 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,426 Thanks for having me. 388 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,762 Well, that's not the David Wallace that I remember. 389 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:04,226 That was some sort of weird creature 390 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,730 that lives in David Wallace's house. 391 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:13,569 Oh, my God. All right! Just get me out of here. 392 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,743 Hello! Is anybody home? 393 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,079 Thank you, Erin. 394 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:29,043 Now, if everyone would please ready their canteens 395 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,711 so I can fill them 396 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,839 with the sweet, sweet nectar of Gabe's homeland 397 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,884 and then propose a toast. Here we go. 398 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,844 You know when people say getting fired 399 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,512 was the best thing that ever happened to them? 400 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,139 I feel sorry for those people. 401 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,558 That? The best thing? Really? 402 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,772 Well, I'm not really one for making speeches. 403 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,482 Yes, you are. Since when? 404 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,608 You make a lot. 405 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,817 But I feel pretty good right now. 406 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,446 I really do. A lot better than I did earlier, let me tell you. 407 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,697 That's your toast? 408 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,324 No, this is my toast. 409 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,453 I think this whole thing with Sabre is gonna work out. 410 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,872 I have a very good feeling about it. 411 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,375 Michael, this isn't a toast, you're just thinking out loud. 412 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,085 Here's my toast. 413 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,589 Orange juice is in here, 414 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:20,094 and like Sabre, it is from Florida, and it is good. 415 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,347 Just "cause you have liquid, that doesn't make it a toast. 416 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,475 Here's the toast. I'm gonna do it now. 417 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:32,773 Raise your container to us and to Sabre. 418 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,235 To us and to Sabre. Hear, hear. 419 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,569 Mmm. 420 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:42,074 Wow, that is metallicy. That's like drinking a battery. 421 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:49,498 Really gets you in the fillings, doesn't it? Okay, anyway, welcome. 422 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,758 Well it's a mess, what a mess 423 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,261 What you gonna do 424 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:06,682 You're gonna take out your Suck It And you'll suck it, suck it 425 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,768 Take out your Suck It and you'll suck it 426 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,019 Suck it Yeah 427 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,271 Suck it Yeah 428 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,605 Suck it Yeah 429 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,441 Take out my Suck It and we'll Suck it 430 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:16,984 Yeah Suck it 431 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,486 Yeah. Take out my Suck It and we'll suck it Take out, suck it 432 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:20,696 Yeah 433 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,746 Dad! Teddy!