1 00:00:06,238 --> 00:00:08,035 Not again. 2 00:00:08,106 --> 00:00:10,734 Bow down before Recyclops. 3 00:00:10,809 --> 00:00:12,504 Five years ago corporate said we had to start 4 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:14,101 a recycling program for Earth Day, 5 00:00:14,179 --> 00:00:15,646 so Dwight took the lead on that, 6 00:00:15,714 --> 00:00:19,707 and introduced us to a very close friend of his named Recyclops. 7 00:00:20,218 --> 00:00:22,880 Happy Earth Day, everyone. I'm Recyclops. 8 00:00:22,954 --> 00:00:24,353 Did you know that an old milk carton 9 00:00:24,423 --> 00:00:26,687 can be sawed in half and used as a planter? 10 00:00:26,758 --> 00:00:29,886 The next year, he really stepped things up. 11 00:00:30,562 --> 00:00:34,999 Who has put a number seven plastic in a number four bin? 12 00:00:35,066 --> 00:00:38,593 A year after that, Recyclops really began to take shape. 13 00:00:40,305 --> 00:00:45,140 Recyclops will drown you in your over-watered lawns! 14 00:00:45,877 --> 00:00:48,869 Then tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet 15 00:00:48,947 --> 00:00:52,178 was attacked by some other fictitious thing, I can't remember. 16 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:55,777 Recyclops will have his revenge! 17 00:00:56,154 --> 00:00:58,281 I think this was also the year that he renounced Earth Day 18 00:00:58,356 --> 00:01:01,484 and vowed to destroy the planet he once loved. 19 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,926 Oh, my God, you guys, look! It's Recyclops! 20 00:01:03,995 --> 00:01:06,759 Recyclops destroy! 21 00:01:11,236 --> 00:01:13,363 Oh, is today Recyclops Day? Yes. 22 00:01:13,438 --> 00:01:15,429 I thought you were killed by Polluticon or something. 23 00:01:15,507 --> 00:01:17,236 Polluticon wishes. 24 00:01:17,709 --> 00:01:21,008 That's aerosol spray. It's terrible for the environment. 25 00:01:21,079 --> 00:01:23,047 Humans are terrible for the environment. 26 00:01:26,284 --> 00:01:28,115 The thing I like most about Recyclops 27 00:01:28,186 --> 00:01:30,848 is that he's creating a different world for our child. 28 00:01:30,922 --> 00:01:31,946 Hmm. 29 00:01:32,023 --> 00:01:35,049 A world where you truly can be anything you want. 30 00:01:35,126 --> 00:01:36,491 God bless you, Recyclops, 31 00:01:36,561 --> 00:01:38,324 and your cold robot heart. 32 00:02:12,831 --> 00:02:14,924 Okay. Okay. How about this? 33 00:02:16,134 --> 00:02:17,158 That's great. 34 00:02:17,235 --> 00:02:18,964 I want it to be better than great, Pam. 35 00:02:19,037 --> 00:02:22,495 How about I remain seated and I just do a little bit of a nod, 36 00:02:22,574 --> 00:02:24,565 sort of a humble thing? Sure. 37 00:02:24,643 --> 00:02:26,907 No. Then my face is down. They can't see my face. 38 00:02:26,978 --> 00:02:28,240 And it looks like you're taking a dump. 39 00:02:28,313 --> 00:02:32,113 Alan Brand who's the CEO of the company, 40 00:02:32,183 --> 00:02:33,980 if title is important to you, 41 00:02:34,052 --> 00:02:38,386 has personally invited moi to go to New York 42 00:02:38,456 --> 00:02:40,048 to the shareholders' meeting 43 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:42,593 and sit up on the stage with the board of directors. 44 00:02:42,661 --> 00:02:45,255 And at some point, they're going to introduce me 45 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:50,063 as the most successful branch manager that they have. 46 00:02:50,135 --> 00:02:54,231 And then Michael Scott turns and waves to the crowd. 47 00:02:54,606 --> 00:02:56,699 And the crowd goes wild. 48 00:02:56,975 --> 00:03:00,274 Ladies and gentlemen, from Scranton, Pennsylvania, 49 00:03:00,345 --> 00:03:04,873 please welcome Michael "The Machine" Scott! 50 00:03:07,686 --> 00:03:08,710 Oh. 51 00:03:08,787 --> 00:03:10,379 Don't do the twirl. Lose the twirl. 52 00:03:10,455 --> 00:03:12,389 Twirl sucks. Michael, I hated the twirl. 53 00:03:12,457 --> 00:03:13,617 Hate the twirl. 54 00:03:13,692 --> 00:03:15,922 Okay, obviously I'm not going to do the twirl. 55 00:03:15,994 --> 00:03:17,791 I only did it because I nailed the wave. 56 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:19,352 Yeah, good. Don't do it. 57 00:03:19,431 --> 00:03:23,697 I'm not going to do the twirl, all right? 58 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,531 It's not even a twirl. It's a spin. 59 00:03:27,606 --> 00:03:29,403 I might do the spin. 60 00:03:29,574 --> 00:03:33,237 The long-term problem is bad investments that they need to dump. 61 00:03:33,311 --> 00:03:34,972 And the short-term problem is the company 62 00:03:35,046 --> 00:03:36,707 has no cash and there's nowhere to get it. 63 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:39,716 Okay, Oscar. I don't need the whole enchilada, just bullet points. 64 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:40,842 Those are the bullet points. 65 00:03:40,919 --> 00:03:42,409 Well, could you condense it, please? 66 00:03:42,487 --> 00:03:43,954 That's as simple as I can make it. 67 00:03:44,022 --> 00:03:45,284 Michael, the limo's here for you. 68 00:03:45,357 --> 00:03:46,949 It's not a limo, it's a town car. 69 00:03:47,025 --> 00:03:48,356 Town cars are actually better, though, 70 00:03:48,426 --> 00:03:50,155 better torque, better handling. 71 00:03:50,228 --> 00:03:51,525 He said limousine, so... 72 00:03:51,596 --> 00:03:54,622 Check it out, guys, there's a limo down here. 73 00:04:01,239 --> 00:04:02,729 Michael, look. 74 00:04:05,777 --> 00:04:07,210 Oh, man! It's a limo. 75 00:04:07,278 --> 00:04:08,336 They sent a limo. 76 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,780 Town cars suck. A town car 77 00:04:10,849 --> 00:04:12,874 is something that a company sends when they're in trouble. 78 00:04:12,951 --> 00:04:16,284 A limousine is something that a company sends 79 00:04:16,354 --> 00:04:19,380 when they have cause for celebration. 80 00:04:19,891 --> 00:04:22,985 And in this case, I think we are celebrating me. 81 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:29,700 Move it! Quick! 82 00:04:29,768 --> 00:04:31,998 Wow! Wow! 83 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:34,038 Oh, no way! Yeah! 84 00:04:36,741 --> 00:04:38,606 What kind of mileage does this baby get? 85 00:04:38,677 --> 00:04:41,544 It's like what high school kids take to prom on TV shows. 86 00:04:41,613 --> 00:04:44,275 So typical of management to spend money on this. 87 00:04:44,349 --> 00:04:46,283 Bunch of boobs! 88 00:04:46,351 --> 00:04:48,819 Hate to break it to you, Oscar, but some of us like boobs. 89 00:04:48,887 --> 00:04:50,684 Calves. Calves all the way. 90 00:04:50,755 --> 00:04:52,052 I'm so jealous right now. 91 00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:54,887 Hey, you know who you should be jealous of? 92 00:04:54,959 --> 00:04:56,324 Yourself. 93 00:04:56,394 --> 00:04:59,261 Because you're invited, and you're invited, 94 00:04:59,330 --> 00:05:01,355 and you're invited, and you, and you, 95 00:05:01,433 --> 00:05:02,923 and you and you and you and you... Car seats eight. 96 00:05:03,001 --> 00:05:04,298 What? The car seats eight. 97 00:05:04,369 --> 00:05:05,666 The limo seats eight. 98 00:05:05,737 --> 00:05:08,501 Okay, then Jim and Pam and Ryan plus a guest. 99 00:05:08,573 --> 00:05:09,562 No. No, thanks. 100 00:05:09,641 --> 00:05:11,268 I'll use it when you're done. 101 00:05:11,443 --> 00:05:13,377 Mmm. 102 00:05:14,212 --> 00:05:16,544 Whoa. 103 00:05:16,981 --> 00:05:19,745 The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. 104 00:05:19,818 --> 00:05:21,342 Do you know what that stands for? 105 00:05:21,419 --> 00:05:23,216 Dummies, Morons and Idiots, 106 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:25,916 because that's what you'd have to be to own it. 107 00:05:26,157 --> 00:05:29,820 And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers. 108 00:05:30,562 --> 00:05:31,654 I wish the windows weren't tinted 109 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:33,721 so people could see us in here. 110 00:05:33,798 --> 00:05:36,631 Hey, guys, do you think anyone might have had sex in here? 111 00:05:36,701 --> 00:05:38,532 Definitely. Definitely. Smells like it. 112 00:05:38,603 --> 00:05:40,127 Look, they got pillows. 113 00:05:40,205 --> 00:05:42,400 That, that's bigger than my bed. 114 00:05:42,474 --> 00:05:44,704 Word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 115 00:05:44,976 --> 00:05:47,206 Who's playing with the button? 116 00:05:49,147 --> 00:05:50,910 Hey, Ryan, could you start consolidating 117 00:05:50,982 --> 00:05:52,677 all our Rolodex information into Outlook? 118 00:05:52,751 --> 00:05:54,480 Doesn't seem like there's much of a point 119 00:05:54,552 --> 00:05:55,712 if the company's going under. 120 00:05:55,787 --> 00:05:56,913 But if the company doesn't go under, 121 00:05:56,988 --> 00:05:58,649 then we'll finally have all our contacts in one program. 122 00:05:58,723 --> 00:06:00,691 Company's probably going under, though. It could go either way. 123 00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:01,885 Seems like it's leaning one way. 124 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,291 Maybe we should just wait and find out. 125 00:06:03,361 --> 00:06:04,385 Definitely. Okay. 126 00:06:04,462 --> 00:06:07,295 So should we wait to find out before we start doing all this stuff? 127 00:06:07,365 --> 00:06:09,560 Nah. Might as well do it now. 128 00:06:12,771 --> 00:06:16,172 Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? 129 00:06:16,241 --> 00:06:17,367 Are you just going to wave or what? 130 00:06:17,442 --> 00:06:18,807 I will have to answer. 131 00:06:18,877 --> 00:06:19,901 I'll ask you a question. 132 00:06:19,978 --> 00:06:21,104 Make it a softball. 133 00:06:21,179 --> 00:06:23,670 Something he can, like, crank out of the park. 134 00:06:23,748 --> 00:06:26,842 Michael Scott, you run the most profitable branch of Dunder Mifflin. 135 00:06:26,918 --> 00:06:28,112 Yeah. How do you do it? 136 00:06:28,186 --> 00:06:31,883 No, no, that's too hard. Say, your name is Zamboni, 137 00:06:32,257 --> 00:06:35,090 and then I will say, "Well, we're sort of on thin ice." 138 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,218 Uh-oh! 139 00:06:36,294 --> 00:06:37,727 I won't say that. I'll say something like that. 140 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:40,391 This is your big day. Come on. 141 00:06:40,465 --> 00:06:42,865 Whoo. Oh, my God. This is it. 142 00:06:43,868 --> 00:06:45,062 Mr. Scott? Yes. 143 00:06:45,136 --> 00:06:46,398 I'm Laurie. Oh, hi. 144 00:06:46,471 --> 00:06:47,904 Thank you for joining us. Come with me. 145 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:50,133 Well, thank you. And please call... 146 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:52,176 Continue to call me Mr. Scott. 147 00:06:52,243 --> 00:06:53,267 Okay. 148 00:06:53,344 --> 00:06:55,175 If you just want to follow me I'll take you up to the lounge. 149 00:06:55,246 --> 00:06:58,113 Well, I guess this is as far as I can take you guys, so... 150 00:06:58,183 --> 00:06:59,912 Good luck, Michael. See you later. 151 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:04,318 Officers. Thank you. 152 00:07:04,389 --> 00:07:05,413 After you, Mr. Scott. 153 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:06,787 Thank you. 154 00:07:07,492 --> 00:07:08,516 Michael. Hello. 155 00:07:08,593 --> 00:07:09,787 So glad you could make it. Thank you. 156 00:07:09,861 --> 00:07:10,885 How was the ride? 157 00:07:10,962 --> 00:07:13,954 Oh. It was awesome. Very, very sublime. 158 00:07:14,032 --> 00:07:16,091 I'm glad. I want to introduce you to everyone. 159 00:07:16,167 --> 00:07:18,101 Okay. First we'll start with Alan Brand. 160 00:07:18,169 --> 00:07:19,568 Alan, CEO. 161 00:07:19,637 --> 00:07:21,832 Michael Scott, Branch Manager, Scranton. 162 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:23,869 It's nice to meet you, Michael. Nice to meet you, too. 163 00:07:23,942 --> 00:07:26,274 It's an honor and a privilege. 164 00:07:26,344 --> 00:07:29,438 Seated, we have the former congressman, Chris O'Keefe. 165 00:07:29,514 --> 00:07:30,572 Your eminence. 166 00:07:31,783 --> 00:07:34,251 For those of you with questions, please line up 167 00:07:34,319 --> 00:07:35,581 behind one of the four microphones 168 00:07:35,653 --> 00:07:36,881 that have been placed in the aisles. 169 00:07:36,955 --> 00:07:38,547 Coming through! 170 00:07:53,605 --> 00:07:56,904 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 171 00:07:57,542 --> 00:07:59,442 Damn it! 172 00:08:01,546 --> 00:08:03,446 What... Okay. 173 00:08:05,316 --> 00:08:08,308 I was hoping to lob Michael a softball question early. 174 00:08:08,386 --> 00:08:10,354 I wanted to swing by the Garment District, 175 00:08:10,421 --> 00:08:12,719 pick up a few crates of my shirts. 176 00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:14,314 I got a shirt guy. 177 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,222 Would you believe this? 178 00:08:17,295 --> 00:08:20,025 The money they spent on this convention hall! 179 00:08:20,098 --> 00:08:21,360 Excuse me, miss. 180 00:08:21,432 --> 00:08:24,265 Just want to take this stupid board of directors by their necks. 181 00:08:24,335 --> 00:08:25,962 This is so simple. 182 00:08:26,037 --> 00:08:27,197 Yeah. Idiots! 183 00:08:27,272 --> 00:08:29,172 Well, you should do that. Get in line. 184 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,437 Oh, what a great idea, and lose my job. No, thank you. 185 00:08:34,345 --> 00:08:37,644 Look, do you want to be able to tell your grandkids 186 00:08:37,715 --> 00:08:39,012 you stood up for yourself 187 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:42,018 during America's biggest financial crisis? 188 00:08:43,154 --> 00:08:45,622 How is he going to have grandkids? 189 00:08:47,058 --> 00:08:48,650 You guys ever protect the President? 190 00:08:48,726 --> 00:08:49,886 No. 191 00:08:50,295 --> 00:08:54,561 What about Madonna or Obama twins? Anybody famous? 192 00:08:54,632 --> 00:08:56,429 Not supposed to talk about it. 193 00:08:56,501 --> 00:08:57,627 Nelly Furtado. 194 00:08:57,702 --> 00:08:58,896 All right, guys. 195 00:09:00,138 --> 00:09:01,332 Are you ready? 196 00:09:01,406 --> 00:09:02,839 Rock and roll. 197 00:09:23,194 --> 00:09:26,061 Dunder Mifflin is still a strong company, 198 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,394 and we are poised to come through this 199 00:09:28,466 --> 00:09:31,765 more streamlined and profitable than ever. 200 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:36,267 This is not as much fun as I thought it would be. 201 00:09:36,341 --> 00:09:38,571 It was fun when we weren't on the brink of bankruptcy. 202 00:09:38,643 --> 00:09:40,076 We're going bankrupt, you think? 203 00:09:42,814 --> 00:09:44,873 They are really angry. 204 00:09:45,383 --> 00:09:48,216 The shareholders need to empower our leadership... 205 00:09:48,286 --> 00:09:49,548 I'm just going to run to the bathroom. 206 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:50,951 Will you save my place? Sure. 207 00:09:51,022 --> 00:09:52,580 No. He will not. 208 00:09:52,657 --> 00:09:53,749 Excuse me? 209 00:09:53,825 --> 00:09:56,919 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences? 210 00:09:56,995 --> 00:09:58,053 Lt'll just be a second. 211 00:09:58,129 --> 00:09:59,153 Oh. 212 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,755 If onlys and justs were candies and nuts 213 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:04,324 then every day would be Erntedankfest. 214 00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:08,065 ...and we're confident there are many things 215 00:10:08,139 --> 00:10:10,937 to be optimistic about in Dunder Mifflin's future. 216 00:10:11,109 --> 00:10:13,771 And one of them is here with us today. 217 00:10:14,445 --> 00:10:18,074 Michael Scott, Scranton Branch Manager. 218 00:10:18,316 --> 00:10:19,374 Yes! 219 00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:20,542 In these uncertain times, 220 00:10:20,618 --> 00:10:23,451 Michael has managed to maintain steady profits 221 00:10:23,521 --> 00:10:27,582 from his Scranton branch. We all thank you, Michael. 222 00:10:29,694 --> 00:10:32,219 Another bright spot in the Dunder Mifflin landscape, 223 00:10:32,296 --> 00:10:36,232 our new waste pulp repurposing plant in Milford. 224 00:10:40,238 --> 00:10:42,365 Hey, Phyllis, are you just getting back from lunch now? 225 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,431 Mmm. Bob took me to Capello's. 226 00:10:44,509 --> 00:10:46,067 We got a little tipsy. 227 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:47,168 Okay. 228 00:10:47,245 --> 00:10:48,940 Shouldn't be telling me that stuff, 229 00:10:49,013 --> 00:10:51,709 and also shouldn't be taking two-hour lunches without telling me. 230 00:10:51,783 --> 00:10:54,650 Oh, it's okay. Michael doesn't really care about these things. 231 00:10:54,719 --> 00:10:58,519 I care about them. And I'm just as much of a boss as Michael. 232 00:10:59,857 --> 00:11:02,189 What's so funny? I'm a co-manager. 233 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,659 That doesn't make you a boss. 234 00:11:03,728 --> 00:11:05,923 It's not like you can fire people or anything. 235 00:11:07,098 --> 00:11:09,532 Who... How did you... Who told you this? 236 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,397 We can't say. Ryan. 237 00:11:11,469 --> 00:11:13,027 Sorry. I'm plastered. 238 00:11:13,104 --> 00:11:15,072 Okay, who else has heard the rumor 239 00:11:15,139 --> 00:11:17,937 that I am not as much in charge as Michael? 240 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:25,376 Stuff gets around. I don't participate. 241 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,710 Who here heard it from Ryan? 242 00:11:28,386 --> 00:11:29,512 Does an e-mail count? 243 00:11:29,587 --> 00:11:30,645 Yes. 244 00:11:30,721 --> 00:11:32,245 Then, yeah. 245 00:11:32,323 --> 00:11:34,348 I am just as much of a boss as Michael, 246 00:11:34,425 --> 00:11:36,655 and I can do anything that Michael can do. 247 00:11:36,727 --> 00:11:38,092 All right? 248 00:11:38,162 --> 00:11:40,790 Who here believes that I have as much power as Michael? 249 00:11:46,871 --> 00:11:49,533 I forgot I have to support him, no matter what. 250 00:11:49,607 --> 00:11:50,938 Close one. 251 00:11:51,209 --> 00:11:52,642 These questions are bush league. 252 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:55,008 You should get up and say something. 253 00:11:55,079 --> 00:11:57,309 You got to be true to what's in there. 254 00:11:58,516 --> 00:11:59,574 Don't be a wuss. 255 00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:02,210 I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. 256 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:05,278 In high school I organized a walkout over standardized testing. 257 00:12:05,356 --> 00:12:08,621 Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. 258 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:10,422 At the last second, I chickened out, took it anyway. 259 00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:13,328 Got a 1220. Always regretted it. 260 00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:15,726 I feel lachrymose. 261 00:12:18,236 --> 00:12:20,397 Believe me, everyone is working very hard, 262 00:12:20,471 --> 00:12:23,702 working weekends, struggling, trying to right the ship. 263 00:12:23,774 --> 00:12:24,900 You're criminals! 264 00:12:24,976 --> 00:12:28,844 Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry. These are not criminals. 265 00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:32,749 They're nice. They invited me to come here today. 266 00:12:32,984 --> 00:12:35,544 They invited me to their hospitality suite, 267 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:38,487 where I had free food and it was delicious. 268 00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,714 Get this, you know how nice they are? 269 00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:42,418 They sent a stretch limo 270 00:12:42,493 --> 00:12:44,620 all the way to pick me up in Scranton. 271 00:12:44,695 --> 00:12:46,856 Limousine? Yes. 272 00:12:46,931 --> 00:12:48,398 You're all corrupt! You should be in jail! 273 00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:53,560 Quiet! Quiet, please! Please, quiet! 274 00:12:54,238 --> 00:12:58,197 Quiet, please! We want to hear your questions. 275 00:12:58,843 --> 00:13:02,609 Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her? 276 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,012 I don't know, man. I just don't know. 277 00:13:05,082 --> 00:13:08,108 I've got to make an example out of him. Should I just fire him? 278 00:13:08,186 --> 00:13:09,881 Can you actually fire people? 279 00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:11,216 To be honest, I don't know. 280 00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:13,780 But maybe I could just yell at him in front of people. 281 00:13:13,858 --> 00:13:16,088 Well, I can't really imagine you yelling at anyone. 282 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,094 Oh, I yell. You've heard me yell. 283 00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:20,426 Okay. I've heard you exclaim. 284 00:13:20,498 --> 00:13:23,865 Like the time you said, "Hey, look, we parked over here!" 285 00:13:23,935 --> 00:13:24,959 Well, that was apple-picking day. 286 00:13:25,036 --> 00:13:26,196 There was no need to yell that day. 287 00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:28,397 You know, I was just excited to find the car. 288 00:13:28,472 --> 00:13:30,667 Perfect end to a perfect day. 289 00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:33,504 Well, you'll figure it out. 290 00:13:36,414 --> 00:13:39,281 Okay, we're going to take a 15-minute break, 291 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,284 and then we're going to answer more questions. 292 00:13:41,352 --> 00:13:42,512 You haven't said anything yet 293 00:13:42,587 --> 00:13:44,054 and we're headed for bankruptcy! 294 00:13:44,188 --> 00:13:45,678 Yeah! Yeah! 295 00:13:45,756 --> 00:13:48,418 Yeah, well, that's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. 296 00:13:48,492 --> 00:13:50,084 We'll be back with some answers. 297 00:13:50,161 --> 00:13:52,356 - What? - What answers? 298 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:55,490 Okay, I know that you're mad at me 299 00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:56,624 and you're mad at all of them... 300 00:13:56,701 --> 00:13:58,532 How are you going to fix the company? 301 00:13:58,603 --> 00:14:00,503 Okay. All right. 302 00:14:02,273 --> 00:14:03,638 All right. 303 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:06,939 We are going to go out there during this break 304 00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:09,844 and we're going to come back with a plan. 305 00:14:10,147 --> 00:14:11,808 We're going to come back with a plan for you. 306 00:14:11,882 --> 00:14:13,873 It's a 45-day plan. 307 00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:17,077 Forty-five days to get us back on track. 308 00:14:18,789 --> 00:14:20,347 Forty-five points. 309 00:14:21,025 --> 00:14:24,017 It's a 45-day, 45-point, one point per day, 310 00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:26,256 we get to 45 points, we're back in business! 311 00:14:28,866 --> 00:14:31,300 And you can take that to the bank! 312 00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:33,226 And, limo lady, 313 00:14:34,171 --> 00:14:36,503 we are going completely carbon-neutral! 314 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,277 I love you, New York! 315 00:15:00,898 --> 00:15:03,059 You! You! 316 00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:06,069 Hey, Ryan, how's it going? 317 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,803 Here's the thing. 318 00:15:07,872 --> 00:15:10,841 I've tried it, like, five different ways in my head and... 319 00:15:10,908 --> 00:15:14,537 Oh. Got one. I'm such a perfectionist 320 00:15:14,945 --> 00:15:18,278 that I'd kind of rather not do it at all than do a crappy version. 321 00:15:18,349 --> 00:15:20,840 Simple data entry, though. So there's really only one way to do it. 322 00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:22,852 Sounds like you have a really specific vision for it. 323 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,353 Do you want to maybe just take a whack at it? 324 00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:25,650 You know what? What? 325 00:15:25,723 --> 00:15:26,985 I think I know the problem. Great. 326 00:15:27,058 --> 00:15:28,184 I think you seem distracted. 327 00:15:28,259 --> 00:15:29,590 Yep, that is the problem. 328 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:30,957 And you know what, I came up with something 329 00:15:31,028 --> 00:15:32,359 that I think is really gonna help. 330 00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:34,022 Well, I'm glad you're finally being proactive, Jim. 331 00:15:34,165 --> 00:15:36,258 I am, too. Let me show you. 332 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,970 Wow, things are really picking up. 333 00:15:41,038 --> 00:15:42,335 What was that about? 334 00:15:42,406 --> 00:15:43,464 What? 335 00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:45,133 You were supposed to wave. 336 00:15:45,209 --> 00:15:47,074 I did wave. I did a lot more than wave. 337 00:15:47,144 --> 00:15:48,509 What are we supposed to tell them now? 338 00:15:48,579 --> 00:15:49,910 Okay, you've dug us quite a hole. 339 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,380 We tell them the plan. Right? 340 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:53,849 There is no plan. 341 00:15:57,054 --> 00:15:58,817 Here's what we're going to do. 342 00:15:58,889 --> 00:16:01,756 The 45-day thing that I outlined, we go with that. 343 00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:03,325 Day 45, company saved. 344 00:16:03,394 --> 00:16:05,487 Day 44, go, what have we got? 345 00:16:05,563 --> 00:16:06,587 We have 15 minutes. 346 00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:07,824 Excuse me? 347 00:16:07,898 --> 00:16:10,025 Just whatever comes to mind, shout it out. 348 00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:11,261 Who the hell is this guy? 349 00:16:11,335 --> 00:16:14,668 I am the guy who roused that crowd. 350 00:16:14,739 --> 00:16:15,899 Yes. Got them on their feet. 351 00:16:15,973 --> 00:16:17,964 They were so happy down there. Yes. Yes. 352 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:19,441 Who cares? 353 00:16:21,712 --> 00:16:23,543 Okay. All right. 354 00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:27,844 Well, I know a guy, this Mexican guy, he's a math wiz. 355 00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:31,419 He knows economics as well as he knows bullfighting. 356 00:16:31,489 --> 00:16:34,720 And I am going to call in a little favor. 357 00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,316 No, no, no. Don't call anybody, Michael. 358 00:16:36,394 --> 00:16:37,691 Well, I'm texting him, so. 359 00:16:37,762 --> 00:16:40,788 Please do not text anybody now, Michael. 360 00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:43,631 It's done. 361 00:16:49,006 --> 00:16:50,030 Oh. 362 00:16:50,107 --> 00:16:52,974 There he is. Come on in, come on in. 363 00:16:53,043 --> 00:16:54,806 Gentlemen, I would like you to meet Oscar. 364 00:16:54,879 --> 00:16:56,278 Come on in, don't be shy. 365 00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:58,372 This is Oscar Martinez. 366 00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:01,210 Oscar, why don't you come over here? Let me present you. 367 00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:02,843 Step up, step up there. 368 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:07,186 Oscar is an accountant extraordinaire at the Scranton branch, 369 00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:08,486 and he has a wonderful idea 370 00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:11,426 as to how to get us out of this murky, murky situation. 371 00:17:11,495 --> 00:17:12,587 Take it away. 372 00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:19,362 I think this is really going to help. 373 00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:21,405 If you could just hold up here one second. 374 00:17:21,472 --> 00:17:22,905 Hey, guys, just a quick announcement. 375 00:17:22,973 --> 00:17:24,463 If I could have everyone's attention. 376 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,340 Just figured you needed a place where you could concentrate. 377 00:17:27,411 --> 00:17:29,572 And not be bothered by bothering people. 378 00:17:29,647 --> 00:17:30,671 Okay. 379 00:17:30,748 --> 00:17:32,340 Let me show you what I mean. 380 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:35,715 Your new office. How great is that, right? 381 00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:37,879 For a job well done. Well, not done. 382 00:17:38,389 --> 00:17:41,119 I will do my work right now. 383 00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:42,591 I will stay late tonight. Right. 384 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:45,128 I'm very sorry about everything. 385 00:17:45,196 --> 00:17:46,322 You're a good kid. You know what, 386 00:17:46,397 --> 00:17:47,830 it gets bigger once you're in there. 387 00:17:47,898 --> 00:17:49,195 Enjoy it. 388 00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,732 Is there Internet? 389 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,641 Tell them what you told me. This is genius. 390 00:18:07,117 --> 00:18:09,642 Tell them about the cash flow 391 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,154 and the dumping of properties and... 392 00:18:13,924 --> 00:18:17,087 This is all good. It's all good stuff. 393 00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:19,527 Lay it on them. 394 00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:22,498 I feel, as does Mr. Scott, 395 00:18:22,566 --> 00:18:24,363 that we are in the best of hands, 396 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,067 capable hands. 397 00:18:26,136 --> 00:18:28,866 That wasn't what you were saying to me. 398 00:18:29,607 --> 00:18:31,871 He was much more articulate 399 00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:33,933 and that was better, much better. 400 00:18:34,011 --> 00:18:36,536 I think this has gone very well and I thank you. 401 00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:37,774 Okay. 402 00:18:38,816 --> 00:18:40,340 Oh. 403 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:43,784 Hey, hey. What were you doing? 404 00:18:43,854 --> 00:18:45,481 Michael, I didn't ask to come up here. 405 00:18:45,556 --> 00:18:47,319 Wow, man! What? 406 00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:48,858 That was embarrassing. 407 00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:50,291 For me. For me, too. 408 00:18:50,361 --> 00:18:52,625 For you and me? You embarrassed me. 409 00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:58,062 Well... 410 00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:02,630 That was a waste of a text. 411 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,037 Let's get down to brass tacks. 412 00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:06,099 I think that we might be in trouble. 413 00:19:06,176 --> 00:19:07,609 We don't seem to have a plan, 414 00:19:07,678 --> 00:19:09,771 so I'm thinking I go down there, 415 00:19:09,847 --> 00:19:13,214 maybe rattle off a few jokes, congressman can follow. 416 00:19:13,584 --> 00:19:17,315 He's our best manager? Where's the off button on this moron? 417 00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:20,516 I'm not a moron. 418 00:19:21,659 --> 00:19:25,652 Time after time, my branch leads in sales. 419 00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:30,529 I have personally won over 17 Dundie Awards, so I am not a moron. 420 00:19:30,601 --> 00:19:35,163 And I'm just trying to help, you know? So, you're the moron. 421 00:19:40,177 --> 00:19:43,613 Yes, it is a thrill to be honored by one's company. 422 00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:46,741 To have the people that you work for stop for a minute 423 00:19:46,817 --> 00:19:49,786 and say, "Wow, great job!" That's what it's about. 424 00:19:49,853 --> 00:19:52,788 He can take the bus. He's had his limo ride. 425 00:19:54,925 --> 00:19:56,552 That is what it is all about. 426 00:19:56,627 --> 00:19:58,322 Not the perks. The perks... 427 00:19:58,395 --> 00:20:00,556 The perks, I could take or leave the perks. 428 00:20:00,631 --> 00:20:02,758 Oscar, Oscar! Come on! 429 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:05,631 But limos are for people who make the company money, 430 00:20:05,703 --> 00:20:07,295 not lose millions and have no plan. 431 00:20:07,371 --> 00:20:08,429 There he is, there he is! 432 00:20:08,505 --> 00:20:09,972 So we're leaving early. 433 00:20:10,107 --> 00:20:13,042 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 434 00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:15,442 Michael! Oh, yeah! 435 00:20:17,615 --> 00:20:21,051 After all, we are the only ones with anything to celebrate. 436 00:20:21,118 --> 00:20:24,815 Scranton! Scranton! Scranton! Scranton! 437 00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:29,755 Dunder Mifflin! 438 00:20:30,894 --> 00:20:33,124 The gentleman in the glasses. 439 00:20:34,331 --> 00:20:36,492 Dwight Schrute, Scranton Branch. 440 00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:40,594 I just want to say that I have been standing in this line all day. 441 00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:43,496 And if this line is any indication 442 00:20:43,574 --> 00:20:45,303 of how this company is being run, 443 00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:47,344 then we are in big trouble. 444 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:56,110 Thank you. Right, I know. 445 00:20:57,254 --> 00:20:59,916 And I just want to say that 446 00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:03,050 I believe that there are options out there. 447 00:21:03,127 --> 00:21:06,221 A take-a-number option, like they have in a deli. 448 00:21:07,998 --> 00:21:09,556 What about line varieties? 449 00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:13,694 Like an express line for quick comments of 10 words or less. 450 00:21:13,771 --> 00:21:16,399 That could move much more efficiently. 451 00:21:17,975 --> 00:21:21,672 What about ropes along the lines that you can hold on to? 452 00:21:21,745 --> 00:21:23,076 Thank you. 453 00:21:24,214 --> 00:21:25,647 Thank you for your suggestions. 454 00:21:25,716 --> 00:21:26,876 Yes.