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- You wanted to see me?
- Yes, Oscar, come on in.
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Close the door, if you would.
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Thanks so much for talking to me.
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Yeah, sure.
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I'm going in for a procedure today.
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Is everything okay?
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It's routine.
I'm just a little bit scared.
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I'm sure everything will be fine.
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What's the procedure,
if you don't mind my asking?
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It is a colonoscopy.
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In your experience,
what should I be expecting
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in terms of sensation...
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or emotions?
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Is there anything
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I can do to make it more pleasurable
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for me or for Dr. Chaudry?
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My main concern is
should I have a safe word?
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- Feygnasse Team -
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- La Fabrique -
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Collioure
mpm
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Jarick
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do_Ob
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Sk0r
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yomoy
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The Ni.Knight
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The Office 6x02
- The Meeting -
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You think you can get me a rundown
on the Buffalo clients by Monday?
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You know what?
I'll do you one better.
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Sunday, Sunday night.
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Okay, I will get it Monday.
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Hold on, big guy.
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I'm gonna put it in the mail Sunday.
You'll get it Wednesday.
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Jim, you want to hit
the conference room?
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Good luck.
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Right, this thing.
I remember now.
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- What's this about?
- This is me and David, if it's okay.
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That's okay with me,
he's gonna want me in.
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It's okay. We got it.
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Really?
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Do you mind if I sit this out?
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I have so much work,
I'm gonna blow my brains out.
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Am I worried that Jim and David
are having a meeting without me?
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Because we are
the Three Amigos.
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And once in a while,
one of the amigos will go off
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to the bathroom while the other two
have a secret meeting.
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Let me escort you to your desk.
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It's just...
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three or four steps, but thank you.
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You and Jim are close, huh?
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I think the pregnancy
really brought us together.
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What do you think
he and David are talking about?
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- I don't know.
- You said good luck to Jim.
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Did I?
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Doesn't sound like me.
I'm not very superstitious.
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If you're lying to me right now,
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your baby is gonna come out a liar.
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That's how it works.
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They inherit things
through the breast milk.
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Please don't talk
about my breast milk.
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I just don't want you to lie to me.
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I don't want you to ever lie to me.
Have I ever lied to you?
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I just don't want you to.
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I was rushing to fill an order.
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I put the ladder up to grab
a box of three-hole from the top shelf.
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Next thing I know, I'm on the ground,
ladder's on top of me.
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And that's how you broke your ankle?
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Interesting.
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How did the ladder
end up on top of you
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if you fell off of it?
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This doesn't concern you.
You need to walk away.
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Really? I'm sorry.
I thought this was a free country.
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I didn't know
we were in communist Sweden.
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If we were, I wouldn't have to worry,
'cause we'd have universal health care.
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- Be quiet.
- I'm talking...
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I will send this off to corporate,
hold on to your medical bills.
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Feel better.
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Thanks, T-man.
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Later.
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So long, Darryl.
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Feel better.
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He's lying.
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He has a doctor's note.
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From who, Dr. J?
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You really need to investigate this.
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People don't just fall off
of ladders.
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Guy on my street fell off
painting his house. It was on the news.
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Since when have you known Darryl
to rush to do anything
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other than to come up here
for birthday cake?
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"Y'all having birthday cake?"
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That's not a very good Darryl.
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How many foremen do you know
that pull boxes?
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It just doesn't add up.
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We did a little investigation,
and Dwight had a good point.
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The ladder didn't reach
the top shelf.
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I don't know if I believe it, but...
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I am a fan
of the hardboiled detective novel.
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"I'll punch you into mush, see?"
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Well, if he doesn't like it,
you can tell that S.O.B.
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that he is fired.
Sorry, I'm going into a meeting.
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I will... I love you too. Bye.
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- Who was that?
- Sorry about that. What'd I miss?
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We would like to continue
this meeting in private,
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- please, if you don't mind.
- I do not mind.
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Yes, I do. No, I don't.
Yes, I do.
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No, I don't.
Catch you on the flippity-flop.
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This...
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call waiting.
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You tell the mayor
he just lost six votes.
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They've been in there a while.
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Can't be good.
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Think they're talking about me?
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No, I think
they're talking about me.
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That makes way more sense.
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Okay, thanks, boss.
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What is Jim telling him?
That I can't handle this job?
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That is bull crap.
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Although it has been chaotic lately.
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Corporate shut down
the Buffalo branch,
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which left us
to absorb all of their clients.
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I will tell you, there has been work
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every day.
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Had to come in on a Saturday...
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to retrieve...
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I left my cell phone here.
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So jealous of your boobs.
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I just wanted to confirm
that you're not coming to the wedding,
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which is totally understandable,
and more than fine.
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Is Ryan going?
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I don't know, he hasn't RSVPed yet.
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We invited everyone in the office
to our wedding,
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even though we realized most people
wouldn't be able to make the drive
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to Niagara Falls.
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Which is why we're having it
in Niagara Falls.
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Then Michael
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told everyone they could have
Friday and Monday off
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if they came.
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So now people have to decide
if they want to come to our wedding
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or have to work.
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Here's the deal.
I really want to go.
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But I'm not gonna go if Ryan doesn't go,
because it's kind of a waste of time.
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That came out wrong.
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It'd be awesome if you get him to go,
I'd really like to be there for Jim.
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What can I do for you, hoss?
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- How are your sales doing?
- How are my sales doing?
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Busted.
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My numbers are down.
A little bit.
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It's 'cause of the economy.
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You're not buying it.
You're good.
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Okay, the truth is...
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I have been having trouble
focusing lately. I'm in this weird,
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flirty,
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nebulous
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thing
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with this cousin of mine.
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And it's a total mind f'er.
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Again with the cousin.
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I'm sorry, Phyllis.
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You explain this email, okay?
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"Hey, Andy, let's go visit grandma
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"and then get drunk together."
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I'm just trying to figure out
what's going on in that room.
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Wallace had to show up
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on the one four-month period
that I'm completely overwhelmed.
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You know when they say
it's so crazy it just might work?
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I don't believe that.
I say go for the airtight plan.
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And that is why I am having Andy
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wheel me into the conference room
inside a makeshift cheese cart.
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It is
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just...
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elegant.
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- Be my eyes.
- You got it.
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What have we here?
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Just backing up and turning around.
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We're gonna do this...
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That's not for you.
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Pardonnez-moi, monsieur.
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I took the liberty
of preparing for you
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a cheese platter, which I will
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place here on the eastern wall
of the conference room.
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- Cheese platter?
- Oui, oui, monsieur.
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From the Wisconsin region,
a nice, firm cheddar.
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Also from the great city
of Wisconsin,
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an aged parmesan.
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Here you will find
a cheddar-style spread,
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which has reacted nicely
with the air
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to form a light rind,
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which I think you'll find
both challenging and delicious.
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At that point,
I would recommend you take
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a quick trip south of the border
to the great state of Illinois,
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where you will find
this fine blue cheese dressing.
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If I may be so bold,
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it's a lot of fun
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to let the goldfish
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take a little swim
in the blue cheese.
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Bon appétit.
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I should go.
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Thanks for this.
You've given me a lot to think about.
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Promise me you won't do anything
until we speak.
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I won't.
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- Thanks for taking the time.
- Appreciate it. Thank you, Jim.
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- Erin, is Michael around?
- I think... he's around here.
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You must have walked right past me.
How you doing?
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- Could we talk in your office?
- Yes, definitely.
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It sounds like a...
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EMD P40.
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That's a GE.
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The P40 is much higher pitched.
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- You're into trains?
- I've been my whole life.
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I'm rebuilding a turn-of-the-century
steam engine in my slaughterhouse.
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That's so cool.
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I'd love to take a look.
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It's just a slaughterhouse,
but, sure, any time.
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You know, 'cause of the trains.
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- Someone's coming.
- Boy.
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It's Darryl! Get down!
He's not using crutches!
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Get the camera. Start taping.
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- Drive!
- Worker's comp my ass!
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I can't believe this.
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You asshole!
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You gonna eat
all that dog food yourself?
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Man! You OK?
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I just wanted to confirm
that you're not coming to my wedding.
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Yeah, I might stop by.
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It costs about $75 per person.
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I once had a glass of cognac
that cost $77, so...
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Can you just tell me now
if you're coming or not?
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I'm coming.
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- Ryan Howard yes?
- Probably yes.
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Kelly Kapoor yes.
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Are you sure you're okay
with these new responsibilities?
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- Look who you're talking to.
- Just trying to figure out
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the best way
to utilize everyone's talents.
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I would say that my greatest talent
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is being the best man,
woman or child
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- to have ever run this branch.
- And what about Jim?
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You think Jim is ready to move
into a management position?
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- Permission to speak on the record.
- Please, do.
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Jim is like...
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Big Bird.
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He is tall
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and yellow
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and very nice.
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But when I put him in charge, no.
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I don't think so.
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Big Bird doesn't make
the tough decisions.
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If I was going
to put someone in charge,
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I would put Bert in charge.
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Or I would put
one of the real grown-ups, like Maria.
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- Or Gordon, maybe.
- I thought you liked Jim.
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Very much.
Jim is my best friend.
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But...
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Here's his performance report.
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Right here.
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Now, this was written by Toby.
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Who we all know is extremely...
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reliable.
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"Constant office distraction.
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"Spends way too much time
at reception.
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"Antagonizes other salesmen.
Not at all what he thinks he is."
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It's not very well written.
But you get the gist.
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Is there anybody else
could run the day-to-day of the branch?
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I could continue to run it myself,
that's...
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Jim had an interesting idea
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to help you
with this extra workload.
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And it involved
you being promoted to oversee.
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All Northeast sales.
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And then Jim would be promoted
to your position.
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This was Jim's idea?
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I'd have to talk to my mother
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and my guy at H&R block.
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Here's the thing, though.
The plan doesn't work
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unless we have someone to replace you.
I was hoping...
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Plus, we have to worry about Jim.
He has another job offer.
274
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We may have to replace him.
275
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I didn't tell Michael because...
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I thought he'd try to help.
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Example: he handed out jell-o shots
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at the 23rd mile
of the Steamtown Marathon.
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- Can you walk me down to my car?
- Sure.
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I can't help
but feel partially responsible.
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Little pick-me-up.
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Those are the best.
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Sugar rush.
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When you were talking to Wallace,
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did I come up at all?
286
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We did talk
about how handsome you are.
287
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Why don't we head in your office?
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What did we...
289
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We said...
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I know
there were certain things we said.
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I'll just be honest with you.
Earlier today,
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I spoke with Wallace
about a promotion.
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And I actually think
that talk went really well.
294
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Then after he spoke with you,
295
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for some reason,
it felt like things had changed.
296
00:14:30,097 --> 00:14:31,997
That's weird.
That's weird.
297
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Kind of weirding me out.
298
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Did you know that
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy?
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Did you say anything?
300
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Tell you what,
when you leave this office,
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I'm going to call Wallace and tell him
that you should get that promotion.
302
00:14:47,183 --> 00:14:48,071
Really?
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You will?
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Wanna do it right now?
305
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,518
I tried to keep Michael in the dark.
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I should have known that he can do
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just as much damage in the dark.
308
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,071
I need to see your pupils.
See if they're dilating.
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Is that them?
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Definitely.
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You come to my house,
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bust up my trash cans,
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Call my baby sister an asshole
and told her to eat dog food?
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We thought that she was you.
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00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:21,301
Why would you think a lady is me?
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Are you serious?
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Because you look exactly alike.
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Am I the only one?
Are you getting this?
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- I don't see it.
- Here's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm calling corporate and I'm filing
a complaint against both of you.
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00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:41,948
Come on, Gwyneth.
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Sad.
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This is David.
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David, this is Michael...
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00:15:52,999 --> 00:15:55,137
Just wanted to talk to you
about Jim Halpert.
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I understand
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that he did not receive
that promotion.
328
00:15:59,385 --> 00:16:03,072
And I wanted to see what I could do
to nudge you in the right direction.
329
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,088
You're changing your mind about Jim?
330
00:16:07,109 --> 00:16:08,459
Absolutely...
331
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not!
332
00:16:09,649 --> 00:16:11,099
Like I said before,
333
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:15,004
Jim is fantastic,
and he deserves this job.
334
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,529
It seems
like you're cutting in and out.
335
00:16:18,654 --> 00:16:20,854
This is not what you said earlier.
336
00:16:22,204 --> 00:16:23,554
Here's the thing.
337
00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:27,332
Jim is the best man for this job.
I think you should give it to him.
338
00:16:27,457 --> 00:16:30,348
It doesn't change
what you showed me in Jim's file.
339
00:16:32,835 --> 00:16:34,450
That was an anomaly.
340
00:16:35,265 --> 00:16:36,815
That file had been...
341
00:16:37,345 --> 00:16:38,283
falsified.
342
00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:40,873
Toby Flenderson is doing drugs.
343
00:16:41,754 --> 00:16:43,667
I really don't know
what's going on down there.
344
00:16:44,466 --> 00:16:45,356
Damn it!
345
00:16:45,669 --> 00:16:48,547
I'm getting pulled over
for talking on my cell. Damn it.
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00:16:53,232 --> 00:16:54,382
Darryl, look,
347
00:16:55,575 --> 00:16:57,181
we're here to apologize.
348
00:16:57,503 --> 00:16:58,724
- We're cool.
- Wait.
349
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:01,630
They're using the lift
as their own personal elevator.
350
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,902
He broke his ankle
climbing over the railing,
351
00:17:04,027 --> 00:17:06,100
he lied about it
'cause it was a misuse
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00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,627
of company equipment.
353
00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:10,653
- Case closed.
- That's stupid.
354
00:17:10,823 --> 00:17:11,577
Really?
355
00:17:11,702 --> 00:17:14,698
Then why is there new wood
only on one railing?
356
00:17:15,922 --> 00:17:17,994
Let's just check the security tapes.
357
00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:22,503
I don't think there's any reason
to check 'em.
358
00:17:22,628 --> 00:17:25,743
But I supposed
if you wanted to be really certain...
359
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,878
All right.
Fine, so whatever.
360
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,469
You really did it.
361
00:17:30,594 --> 00:17:33,201
Now I would like
to file an official complaint
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00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,137
to corporate
because Darryl lied on an official form.
363
00:17:37,828 --> 00:17:40,057
I'm telling them
you sexually harassed my sister.
364
00:17:41,366 --> 00:17:43,484
No judges gonna believe that.
365
00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:50,307
We could all file complaints
against each other,
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00:17:50,432 --> 00:17:52,792
and just drown in a sea of paperwork.
But,
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00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:55,236
we'll just move on with our...
368
00:17:55,636 --> 00:17:56,793
with our lives.
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00:17:57,797 --> 00:17:59,297
So Dwight and Darryl
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00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:02,253
came to an agreement
that they would both file
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00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:04,342
complaints with corporate,
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00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,726
and now I got to do
all this paperwork.
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00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,710
We worked it out.
374
00:18:14,412 --> 00:18:17,386
It would make me feel really good
if you would punch me in the face.
375
00:18:17,956 --> 00:18:19,495
All right? Just do it.
376
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,558
How many times have I asked you
to put me up for a branch manager job?
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00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:25,593
I never recommended you
because I didn't want to lose you.
378
00:18:25,718 --> 00:18:27,493
And I don't want to lose Pam.
379
00:18:27,618 --> 00:18:29,231
Now I don't want to lose the baby.
380
00:18:29,402 --> 00:18:30,691
Instead, you screwed me?
381
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,396
That's what she said.
382
00:18:34,173 --> 00:18:36,450
- David Wallace is calling.
- I'm in the middle of something.
383
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:39,700
- Should I tell him you'll call back?
- I'll tell him myself.
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00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:42,390
Let's both.
385
00:18:49,431 --> 00:18:51,938
- You got Jim there with you?
- No, it's just us.
386
00:18:52,425 --> 00:18:54,292
Can you call Jim in?
I want him on this.
387
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:55,248
Please.
388
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,950
Here he is right now.
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00:18:59,059 --> 00:19:00,059
Come in.
390
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,773
So I spoke to Alan.
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00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:14,144
We had kind of an unconventional idea,
which I think is pretty cool.
392
00:19:14,269 --> 00:19:16,793
But it only works
if everyone's on board.
393
00:19:16,918 --> 00:19:19,031
Just as long as it means
Jim becomes a manager.
394
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,933
We were thinking of having
two branch managers in Scranton,
395
00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:25,461
Both of you guys
working as co-managers.
396
00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:27,081
Jim would handle the day-to-day,
397
00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:30,209
and, Michael, you would focus
on clients and big picture stuff.
398
00:19:31,161 --> 00:19:32,869
- That sounds pretty cool.
- I like that!
399
00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:34,672
So manager and co-manager.
400
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,902
Co-manager and co-manager.
401
00:19:37,027 --> 00:19:40,941
There are a lot of moving pieces,
and this is the only way I can sell it.
402
00:19:41,066 --> 00:19:44,682
That might be a little confusing
because they know me as manager.
403
00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:48,228
Michael,
can you pick up for one second?
404
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,418
Okay, look,
I'm not gonna force you into anything.
405
00:19:52,543 --> 00:19:54,316
If you're willing to lose Jim, fine.
406
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,069
You just say so.
We'll find another solution.
407
00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,493
Is that what you want to do?
408
00:20:07,445 --> 00:20:09,218
- OK, people, listen up!
- Everybody...
409
00:20:09,343 --> 00:20:12,399
I have an announcement to make.
Fraud was committed...
410
00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:14,420
- You have an announcement?
- I was making it.
411
00:20:14,938 --> 00:20:17,589
Everybody,
David Wallace and I've talked,
412
00:20:17,938 --> 00:20:21,134
And we have decided to promote Jim
to the position of co-manager.
413
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,371
- Co-manager of what?
- Of your butt!
414
00:20:26,299 --> 00:20:28,202
And your butt, and your butt...
415
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,277
All of Scranton branch butts.
416
00:20:30,523 --> 00:20:33,047
- What's happening to you, Michael?
- What's happening to me?
417
00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:35,551
I am also being promoted
to co-manager.
418
00:20:35,676 --> 00:20:37,484
We will be co-managers together.
419
00:20:41,143 --> 00:20:42,059
Welcome.
420
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,835
Niagara falls in October?
Hells yeah!
421
00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:57,339
Do you think that you could send in
your RSVP card?
422
00:20:57,913 --> 00:20:59,507
I'll just tell you now.
Easier.
423
00:21:00,294 --> 00:21:01,852
You've to choose a food option,
424
00:21:01,977 --> 00:21:04,763
and there's information in there
about directions and lodging.
425
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,228
I'll just have whatever's fanciest,
unless there's ribs,
426
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,851
I'll get the other information
the day of. I'll text you.
427
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,669
You're going to text me
428
00:21:11,794 --> 00:21:14,648
the morning of my wedding
to ask for directions?
429
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:16,524
And you will eat
whatever is fanciest?
430
00:21:17,162 --> 00:21:18,568
Unless there's ribs.
431
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:20,671
Rude.
432
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,427
So rude, right?
433
00:21:22,796 --> 00:21:23,754
My gosh.
434
00:21:23,879 --> 00:21:26,053
I have been chasing people down
all day.
435
00:21:26,178 --> 00:21:28,119
- It's incredible.
- My bag was there.