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Oh,my god!
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I can't believe it!
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I just won an art contest.
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Thanks.
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I still don't understand why
you wanted me to say that.
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Shut up.
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I got her!
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Not cool,dwight.
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Not cool,man.
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The Office
S05E25
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Oh no!
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I still have the lease On the
michael scott paper company,
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So occasionally i will sneak down here
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For a little coffee and dancing.
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I actually dance all the time.
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Tiptoeing around
corporate,it is a ballet.
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When i am breaking all the
rules,I'm break dancing.
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And expresso.
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Guys,i'm scared.
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I'm really scared.
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I think i'm growing into a giant,
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Because look at this
normal-size coffee cup.
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Looks so tiny in my giant hand now.
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- Anybody want to go to lunch with me later on?
- I do.
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Okay,how about a woman? Pam?
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Oh,i can't do lunch.
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I was just sending you an eil.
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Jim and i need to leave early
today To meet with our contractor.
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- Oh,really? Okay.
- Just sent it.
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What about the rest of you?
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At dunder mifflin,there is a very strict
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No-lunch-with-the-boss
policy.
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And i don't know who instituted it.
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I think it started right after
my precessor stepped down.
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But at the michael scott paper company,
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I really enjoyed having lunch
with pam and ryan every day.
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So rules be damned,I want to
have lunch with these people.
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Who else?
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I don't do lunch. I'm doing
five small meals a day now.
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Now that i'm back to doing
the job Of a temp again,
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I find that food is
one thing i can control.
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Okay,anyone? Anyone at all. Accounting?
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I am accounting on you
to go to lunch with me.
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No,i don't want to stay late
to have a two-hour lunch.
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Mhael,we have a lot of work to do.
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- What?!
- Work.
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Oh,well,god! What
happened to you people?
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We are just office drones.
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We are office drones.
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All we do is work... Is work...
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If you don't take out his battery,
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He just keeps going alda
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Oh,no,your battery fell out.
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I was just learning to love.
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Hi,guys. How are you doing?
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Erin,how many times
do i have to tell you?
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It is not necessary for you to ask uhow we
are doing Every time you interact with us.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
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Now,how can i help you?
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Did somebody here leave a map in
the printer To youngstown,ohio?
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Attention,office.
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Who here is planning a
trip Tooungstown,ohio?
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I will take your silence to mean
That you're all hiding something.
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This location is
the superior court--
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So if someone's going
to a court,big deal.
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It is a big deal. 'Cause
there's only a handful of reasons
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Why someone would ever go
to a courthouse in ohio,
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And not be charged with a crime.
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To claim ainheritance
from a deceased relative.
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To obtain a learner's permit
At age 141/2 instead of 15.
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- Erin,let me see your birth certificate.
- Sure.
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There are other reasons to go to ohio.
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We're getting married today.
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So it turnsut it's the closest place
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To get a marriage license Without
a three-day waiting period.
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- Tell 'em how it happened.
- Okay,so we're going through all the wedding plans,
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And boy,it is complicated.
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- And very expensive.
- Very expensive.
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'Cause you say you want a
small wedding And that's great.
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- But then you have to invite--
- You can't leave anyone out.
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- No one.
- Okay,just get to the good part.
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Right. Oh,so this morning We
are having breakfast together...
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And i just looked up
from my cereal And i said,
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"you know what i want to do today?
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I want to marry you.
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" I had just woken up.
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I didn't look cu.
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That's how i knew heth me eaofntfi icet.
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Michael?
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Are you gonna be working down
here? Do you want these down here?
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No work! No work! No work!
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I come in here to relieve frustration.
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- Well,i like to swim.
- That's good.
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ou have a cool
place to come hang--
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If you ever want to come
down here,Door's always open.
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- Lock's broken,so...
- Thank you.
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Come on in. Hey,hey,here
we go. There we go.
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- Now you got it. Now you got it.
- Yeah,i do got it.
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Hey,you want some espresso?
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- Gotta keep yourself dehydrated
- That's rule number one.
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Okay. I love it. I love it.
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Guys,i believe that i have
figured out What is up your butts.
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There's no reason to be scared.
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The bad man is gone. Charles is gone.
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Charles really did a
number on these guys.
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They are way too focused on work.
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When i was in charge,This
place was like dave & buster's.
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People just hanging
out,having fun,eatin' apps.
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I don't know,it's like...
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Dave died or something.
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Daddy's here,and daddy's
gonna take care of you.
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Please don't refer to
yourself as our daddy.
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I am your big daddy...
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And i am gonna kiss the boo-boo.
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Widdle andy is afwaid.
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- Andy'safwaid?
- Yes.
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- Are you all afwaid?
- No.
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Daddy's here for you,my widdle angels.
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Okay,i think that i have figured a
way To get you guys out of your funk.
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- What?
- Funk is the problem.
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- And the solution.
- That makes sense.
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I have taken my downstairs office,
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And i have turned it
into a place to hang out.
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A place where unattractive and attractive
people Can get together to meet,
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to greet,To see the ones that you love.
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To love the ones that you see.
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Is this our punishment for not
wanting To have lunch with you?
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Why don't you get over lunch,oscar?
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Everybody else is pastt.
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All work and no play
Makes michael a dull boy.
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This is like a haunted coffeehouse?
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No,dwight is confusing you.
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It's more of a disco.
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A haunted disco!
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With coffee,but without the haunting.
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It's a combo dance house coffee bar?
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It is a daytime disco
on the ground floor
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Of an industrial office building.
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- It's a cafe disco.
- Exactly.
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- So,like,a disco cafe.
- No,no.
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Not even close.
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I can't force you to go
down,but i can entice you.
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I'm gonna be down there.
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Erin will be down
there from time to time.
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And all-you-can-eat
espresso.
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Well,kevin,i guess
it is just me and you.
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Holdin' down the fort.
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- This place is great.
- Thank you.
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Oh,my god,kevin. I am still on hold.
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You were supposed to get the answer
from michael And come back up.
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- Sorry. - This is a no-work
zone. Please respect the lei.
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Yeah,respect the lei.
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Come.
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- Kevin,stay.
- Kevin,come.
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Stay,stay.
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- Come on,right now.
- Cookie,kevin. Cookie.
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There is no cookie,kevin.
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Is there a cookie?
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- Wha--
- come on.
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Oh,for goodness sakes,kevin!
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There's no cookie.
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Come on! Come.
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I wanted a cookie.
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Completely unacceptable.
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Now i know what the founders
of philip morris felt like.
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You just want to give people
a smooth,fun way to relax.
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And suddenly you're just
some terrible monster.
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Here we go.
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Oh,what the hell.
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Yeah Hi,jessica. Is bob in?
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Oh,he's on a call.
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- I'll just duck my head in.
- It's pretty important.
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He wouldn't want to be disturbed.
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Can i give him a message
before he gets off?
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Tell him i'm going dancing
downstairs in the storage closet
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Between the bathrooms that used to be a
utility shower,And he should join me there.
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I'll let him know.
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Phyllis?
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I like.
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All right.
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Back. There you go. There you gogood.
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Ooh,show me some attitude.
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Oh,god! Oh,no,no,no.
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What did you do? You didn't do that.
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You're okay.
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Let's lie down. Here
we-- you wanna go down?
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Sorry.
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That's okay. That solved the problem.
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It's right here.
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I got your text. Who's philip?
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No,no,no.
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- Who tipped you over? Was
it philip? It's my back.
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- It's her back We just-- we need--
okay,let's-- - call a doctor.
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You know what,we're
gonna take care of you.
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We're gonna get you
help. Come on. Come on.
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- Come back.
- No,no,no. This is no good.
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Back injuries are common.
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Not as common as knee injuries,But
more common than than wrist injuries.
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- I don't need a history lesson,okay?
- What do you think history is?
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Just-- we need to
get her out of there
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Because no one is going
to want to go in there
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With a woman writhing
around on the floor.
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Wait,wait,wait.
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But most importantly,We need to
get her some medical attention asap.
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Stat.
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Rrroar! Ramming speed.
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Here we go. Here we go.
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Out of the way. Move it or lose it.
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- You having fun?
- Oh,my god,what happened?
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Oh,just having too much fun.
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Phyllis,we're gonna put you in here.
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Dwight's gonna take care of you.
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00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:12,230
What? No. I ought we were
going to the hospital.
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If you want to get
sick,you go to a hospital.
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Okay,dwight. Okay,good.
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I do not want anybody to worry.
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What happened to phyllis?
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00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:22,490
Ooooh,you know. Nothing.
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She's-- We were hanging
out at cafe disco,
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And she had a flare-up
of an existing injury.
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But she's a tough old bird,so...
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Can you please go back to work Instead
of masterminding these situations
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Wherein we hurt ourselves.
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Okay,fine. Phyllis did injure herself.
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But she injured herself having fun.
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And i don't think she would
trade that memory for anything.
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I would like the memory of a day
uninterrupted By this nonsense.
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You all took a life here today.
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You did.
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The life of the party.
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- Erin...
- Yes?
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I want you to go downstairs,And
i want you to shut it down.
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You mean,like,unplug the coffee
machine And bring it up here?
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I don't care; bury it.
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I hope you're happy.
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Okay,i'm gonna need
two able-bodied men.
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Cafe disco. More likecrappedisco.
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Oh,bad.
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There's girls in there.
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- Where?
- The other room.
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- What other room?
- Down the hall.
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- There's girls in there?
- What'd i just say?
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- You get me my sandwich?
- Forget the sandwich.
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Girls. Girls!
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I guess they got what they want.
248
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I am eating alone.
249
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Might as well be dinner.
250
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Comfy? All right. All right.
Just relax. Relax,okay?
251
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- Dwight. Dwight!
- Come on,relax.
252
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,350
This shirt wasn't doing you any favors.
253
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,090
If my assessment is
correct,You grind your teeth?
254
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I do.
255
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,830
No kidding. She sits three feet from me.
256
00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:22,720
It's the most annoying thing.
257
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Like children singing christmas carols.
258
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:42,850
Oh,yeah,i'm wanting the vibe down here.
259
00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:44,960
Ashley,you made it!
260
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You invited someone?
261
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,390
Was i not allowed to do that?
262
00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:54,100
I don't know,i've been here
eight years,And i've never-- rude.
263
00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:05,680
I'm not sure,but i'm pretty sure
264
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,860
Cafe disco is dead,But i can
still hear the music in my head.
265
00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,300
I hear it too,boss.
266
00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:38,620
Better than imagined it.
267
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That feels good,dwight.
268
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:46,490
- Tell me where it hurts.
- Right-- ooh! Right there.
269
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You've got a knot in your crest.
270
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This remedy has been passed down in my
family for generations And it always works.
271
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,390
My grandfather was told that diamond
dancer Would never race again.
272
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They were wrong.
273
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,420
He came in ninth in
the apple creek derby.
274
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:06,010
And his jerky came in
third the following year.
275
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A majestic beast. So fast,so tender.
276
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Welcome,welcome. Cafe
disco. I am michael scott.
277
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- Hey,angela,welcome
to-- - stop it.
278
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Angela,angela,angela,
279
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May i interest you in a triple expresso,
280
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,340
Or perhaps a dance?
281
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,780
No. I didn't come down
here to get wet and wild.
282
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:31,330
- I just need you to sign these.
- All right. There you go.
283
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,310
- You need to sign them all.
- No,no,no.
284
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,750
One signature for every song.
285
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,910
Look,i hate to bethatperson,
286
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:41,340
But i just don't like the
general spirit of music.
287
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:45,660
I know,i know. Angela,a lot of
people doubted cafe disco at first,
288
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:49,500
But it is a magical place.
You have to give it a chance.
289
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,210
If these walls could
talk,they would say,
290
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:55,470
"this is a magical
place. You are safe here.
291
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:59,000
We are talking walls.
We're not going to eat you.
292
00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:03,430
" No!
293
00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:07,090
This is oil from the gland of an otter.
294
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:10,310
It keeps their fur water-resistant
As well as traps heat.
295
00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,180
Now i need you to lie still for an hour.
296
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,410
An hour? I can't stay here an hour.
297
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:17,150
girl.
298
00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:22,290
Boss,this used to hang from my
windshield,But it belongs in here.
299
00:16:22,290 --> 00:16:25,280
Hey,thank you,creed. You
really get this place.
300
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:29,310
No problem. I'll just have no
idea who's driving behind me now.
301
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:38,360
Look out. Here we go.
302
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:56,790
Here we go,okay--
something's gonna happen.
303
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,590
Here we go.
304
00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:26,140
I'm gonna go with the python.
305
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:28,100
Oh,but the r so scary.
306
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,760
No,please... I find the rattle
soothing. Puts me to sleep.
307
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,130
I think bob's gonna cheat
on me with his new secretary.
308
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:42,880
What's so funny?
309
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:47,200
When i say it out
loud,it-it's so silly.
310
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:54,670
Hey,hey,angela,no--
no cleaning up!
311
00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:56,560
You are forcing me to be down here.
312
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,290
Am i not allowed to have some fun?
313
00:17:58,290 --> 00:18:00,530
No cleaning up.
314
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,440
These are for you.
315
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,760
They're beautiful.
316
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,300
You ready?
317
00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:38,820
We should probably stop by.
318
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,650
It would mean a lot to him.
319
00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:49,310
Jim and pam!
320
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:52,520
Can you believe this?
It's really happening!
321
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,810
You wan dance,dwight?
322
00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:56,260
Ordinarily i would say no.
323
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,840
But you need to move to
reduce lactic acid build-up.
324
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:03,820
Also,this song is fantastic.
325
00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:06,270
Mind if i steal my wife?
326
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,370
You can't steal what is
legally your property.
327
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,820
Are those staples?
328
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,560
This dance competition is not over.
329
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,980
What dance competition? I was just
dancing casually with my friends,ya!
330
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,660
Yeah,right!
331
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,470
You guys are the best for coming.
332
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,680
You don't have to stay if you
don't want to. I understand.
333
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,510
- Oh,we're gonna stay.
- Really?
334
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:45,850
At least for one more dance.
335
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:48,810
Oh,ho,not me,not me! Get out of here.
336
00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:50,990
Cafe disco!
337
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:53,270
Come on,man!
338
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:54,720
We're not even on the "y.
339
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,160
- " This is so cheesy.
- Yes.
340
00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:05,390
- I like cheesy.
- Me too.
341
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:12,740
You know,i think maybe
i want aweddingwedding.
342
00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:15,740
- Me too.
- Really?
343
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:25,660
- Would you like to dance?
- No.
344
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:40,170
Well,stop trying to poke
me With a sharp thing.
345
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:42,520
You wanted to do
this,okay. Just be brave.
346
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,750
I know,but you're not a professional,
347
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,270
And i'm thinking maybe
we should have gone--
348
00:20:45,270 --> 00:20:47,050
I'm doing-- no,i'm
doing it for free.
349
00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:49,440
Just,you have to stop squirming
Otherwise i'm gonna mess up.
350
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,980
Are you sure that's not the gay ear?
351
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,760
Gayare you 12 years old?
352
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,800
- Well--
- Look,i'm gonna count to three.
353
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,320
Count to 20.
354
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,370
no,i'm gonna count to three.
355
00:20:57,370 --> 00:20:59,030
One,two,three.
356
00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:02,530
- Ow,son of a bitch!
- Andy,that was just the ice.
357
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:04,000
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358
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