1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:03,590 Michael,since it is your 15th anniversary at the company, 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:04,780 I thought it might be Appropriate 3 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:06,030 To begin the festivities 4 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:10,180 - With a 15-minute Round of applause. - I like it. 5 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:14,810 - Followed by a 15-minute Moment of silence. - I don't know. 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,760 Is it classy enough? 7 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,510 Jim,enough With the classy,okay? 8 00:00:19,510 --> 00:00:22,590 I just feel like After 15 years at this company-- 9 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:23,790 And bravo,by the way-- 10 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:27,100 That we should celebrate with A very classy event, A night to rember. 11 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:28,010 I think you're right. 12 00:00:28,010 --> 00:00:30,410 This party has To have all the excitement, 13 00:00:30,410 --> 00:00:33,320 Drama,and intrigue Of my time here. 14 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,150 - And of course...classy. - And classy,yeah. 15 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:38,840 Michael,You're just agreeing with him Because he's wearing a tux, 16 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,150 Don't you see What he's doing here? 17 00:00:40,150 --> 00:00:42,640 Last week,dwight sent Out a memo about the dress cod 18 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:46,090 So this is me showing him that I'm taking it very seriously. 19 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,840 Oh,here's one. 20 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:52,140 A string quartet Playing classy-cal music. 21 00:00:55,010 --> 00:00:56,460 Mm,you know... 22 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,310 That's good,But it's not classy. 23 00:00:58,310 --> 00:01:01,460 I-- i need something classy, 24 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:03,580 Like the opening Of a car dealership. 25 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,960 - That's it. Or mr. Peanut. - Yes! 26 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,490 Mr. Peanut is not classy. 27 00:01:07,490 --> 00:01:09,320 He is-- he is a regular peanut. 28 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,720 He just happens to have a ca,A monocle,and a top hat. 29 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,130 That's what makes him classy. 30 00:01:13,130 --> 00:01:14,130 Okay,how about this 31 00:01:14,130 --> 00:01:15,790 An ice sculpture Shaped like you, 32 00:01:15,790 --> 00:01:18,210 Covered in Chocolate-covered strawberries. 33 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:21,520 You're trying too hard,And that's just not classy. 34 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,220 See,the thing about classy Is it's a state of mind. 35 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:26,720 Well,i'm sorry,i just Don't know what classy is then. 36 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,440 Okay,let's just Try this one on for size-- 37 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,540 And i apologize,because it's Right off the top of my head-- 38 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:32,920 An ice sculpture... 39 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,540 Of you,completely Surrounded by a variety 40 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:36,770 Of chocolate-covered fruits. 41 00:01:36,770 --> 00:01:38,830 - Strawberries? - That's inspired. 42 00:01:38,830 --> 00:01:40,060 I said that! 43 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:45,600 - Not classy. - Not classy at all. 44 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,660 Declasse. 45 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:49,610 French! Classy. 48 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,240 The Office Season 05 Episode 18 49 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:16,570 Hi,can i help you? 50 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,600 Yeah,i'm charles Miner to see michael scott. 51 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:20,830 Sure. Just one second,please. Have a seaoy. 52 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,670 - Yes? - Michael,there's a Charles miner here to see you. 53 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:28,410 Miner? I hardly know her. 54 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:34,050 Hello? Yh,are you coming out now? 55 00:02:36,350 --> 00:02:38,320 Well,well,well,Who have we here? 56 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,560 It is prince charles miner. 57 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:42,980 At your service. 58 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:47,670 Everybody,This is sir charles miner. 59 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,800 And he is the new vp Fothe northeast region, 60 00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:52,830 So just give it up For this big guy,right? 61 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:55,330 Give it up. Here he is. 62 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:56,470 There he is. Hey,hi. 63 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,700 Hi,everyone. Wow! 64 00:02:58,510 --> 00:02:59,110 Hold that thought! 65 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,310 You know what,i want everybody To go into the break room, 66 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,980 I have a little surprise For you. 67 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,310 Go ahead. You too. 68 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,010 Dwight,uld you Escort our guest in there? 69 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:08,450 Come on. Here we go,don't be shy. 70 00:03:08,460 --> 00:03:09,850 Don't be shy,You're one of us. 71 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:11,750 Dwight,stall him a little bit. 72 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:12,880 I'm going to get the fish. 73 00:03:14,290 --> 00:03:15,420 Hey. Yes? 74 00:03:15,430 --> 00:03:16,520 Really wish You would've told me 75 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,930 The new boss Was coming in today. 76 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:19,890 What? No,i didn't Want to make everybody nervous. 77 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,660 No,i mean,i could've Brought a change of clothes. 78 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:23,730 You look dynamite. 79 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:24,800 What are you talking about? 80 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,470 Very slick. Okay,let me get the fish. 81 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:30,860 Originally founded in 1866, 82 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:33,540 Scranton quickly became One of pennsylvania's largest 83 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:35,500 Anthracite Coal ming communities. 84 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:38,060 Surprise! There nothing in here. 85 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:40,110 The real surprise Is in the conference room. 86 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,720 Let's go! Ah! God! 87 00:03:42,730 --> 00:03:44,050 Okay,come on! Come on! 88 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:46,320 I'll finish it up later,But essentially 89 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,790 What we're talking about is-- 90 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:50,510 Surprise! 91 00:03:51,170 --> 00:03:56,340 As you can see,i turned The bagels from o's into c's,For charles. 92 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,340 - Thank you. - Took me all night. 93 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,850 This is What you did last night? 94 00:04:00,850 --> 00:04:02,760 I met this guy At corporate last week, 95 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,950 And we were just Digging each other's vibe. 96 00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:08,770 I was totally grooving on him,And vice-versa. 97 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:11,060 And besides,the lt Two people to have his job 98 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:12,690 Were jan and ryan. 99 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:14,820 The former was my lover, 100 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:16,630 And the latter my best friend. 101 00:04:16,630 --> 00:04:18,520 So who knows? I do. 102 00:04:20,330 --> 00:04:24,020 It's going to be mental. 103 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:26,470 It's going to be mta 104 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,230 Oh,my god. He's like A black george clooney. 105 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,130 Really? I don't see it. 106 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:34,230 I mean,he's okay. 107 00:04:35,530 --> 00:04:36,270 He's not unattractive. 108 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,270 He's... Hey,how you doing? 109 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:38,500 I'm jim halpert,from sales. 110 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,940 Just wanted to say if you Need anything,let me know. 111 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,550 Why are you wearing a tuxedo? 112 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:46,410 I didn't think you'd notice. 113 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,150 It's funny actually,there's Another salesman out here, 114 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,690 Dwight schrute,he sent out This memo as he always does, 115 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:55,470 And it was about professionalism In the workplace, 116 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:56,960 And of course he singled me out. 117 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,450 So i just had toess with him. 118 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:02,810 Oh,you'd understand It if you'd read the memo, 119 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:03,760 Which i should probably get you. 120 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,910 There's probably one In the...drawer. 121 00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,110 It was pretty crazy. 122 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:13,780 But...Not more crazy than wearing A tux at work,i grant you that. 123 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,170 ,i'm going to,uh... 124 00:05:15,170 --> 00:05:16,950 - Your name's jim? - Jim halpert,yep. 125 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:20,210 Just going To let you get back to it. So... 126 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:22,850 He just had To wear his tux today. 127 00:05:22,850 --> 00:05:23,800 I thought it'd be funny. 128 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,960 Took him 40 minutes To get ready. 129 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:31,280 All right,let me introduce You some of the troops. 130 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,260 Accounting,front and center. 131 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:36,010 Come on up here,I'd like you to meet somebody. 132 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:37,360 This is the accounting Department. 133 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,650 Hey,i come From accounting,too. 134 00:05:39,650 --> 00:05:45,970 Oh,nerd alert. This is oscar martinez. He is latino. 135 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:48,690 And he just got out of A long-term relationship 136 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:51,500 With a man,gil,Who broke his heart. 137 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,410 But he did not bring Any of that into work. 138 00:05:53,410 --> 00:05:55,410 It did not affect his Job performance whatsoever. 139 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:57,310 And i'm very proud of him. 140 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,250 - That's good. It's good to meet you. - Good. 141 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:03,850 This little Hell-raiser angela. 142 00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:06,950 She has slept with a bunch Of different guys in the office. 143 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,280 One over there,In the orange. 144 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:12,090 Where's the other...? 145 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:14,830 You know,michael, I don't need to know Everyone's sexual history. 146 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:20,210 Well,perfect. Because we have Now arrived at kevin, And he has no sexual history. 147 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:23,260 How about i just say hi To everyone at one time? 148 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:24,590 Good. Good,good,good. 149 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:27,870 Everyone,please give it up For charles miner. 150 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:31,380 Thank you,michael. And thank you For the c-shaped bagels. 151 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:32,850 - Oh,well... - That's great,that's great. 152 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:33,990 Above and beyond. 153 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:35,920 Hey,you know We're in tough times 154 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:37,200 And we're not Immune to this economy. 155 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,890 That's true. But the goal is to,you know,Fight our way through this. 156 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:43,410 Hey. Stanley hudson. 157 00:06:43,410 --> 00:06:44,670 Are there going to be layoffs? 158 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,630 - No,absolutely not. - Uh,hold on,michael. 159 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,580 Uh,stanley,you know,We can't make any promises, 160 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,900 But we'll y everything In our power to avoid that. 161 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:54,300 Do you have specifics? 162 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:57,510 Sp-- well,michael should've Filled you in last week. 163 00:06:58,110 --> 00:07:01,980 Well,due to the economy, There's a lot of Worry going around, 164 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:03,680 - And i didn't want to worry-- - you didn't tell them? 165 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,740 Well... Why don't-- yeah. 166 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:07,800 What i told michael-- tot 167 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,970 Is that we are Cutting 3% across the board. 168 00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:15,080 Which means we no longer will Be matching 401k contributions. 169 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:20,350 - And all overtime requests Will need To come through The corporate office. - Fantastic. 170 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:21,720 - Well,it's not official. - It is official. 171 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:22,750 well... It is off 172 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,340 And actually guys,I'm encouraging branches 173 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:28,040 To consider a freeze On discretionary spending. 174 00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:30,580 Such as salary benefits,Et cetera. 175 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,310 No,not-- et cetera,insurance-- 176 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,490 - Not salary...petty cash. - Right. 177 00:07:34,490 --> 00:07:37,100 Supplies,And you know,parties. Things like that. 178 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:38,480 Well...What abouyour party? Oh,well...that. 179 00:07:40,150 --> 00:07:41,020 Okay,okay,you know what? 180 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:42,630 I think this has been great. 181 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,920 I think this gives us a lot To think about,doesn't it? 182 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,460 Charles miner,Ladies and gentlemen. 183 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:48,230 He has a long trip home. 184 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,330 Thank him for coming,We have to get back to work. 185 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:51,730 Michael,i'm going To stay for the day. 186 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:53,230 Oh,no,no,no. You don't have to do that. 187 00:07:53,230 --> 00:07:53,890 I've got this covered. 188 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,070 This was just a Meet and greet,you don't-- 189 00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:56,410 No,it's a little More involved than that. 190 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,040 I'm going to set up In here,okay? 191 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,600 I am thrilled That the new boss has taken 192 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:04,050 Such an active interest In all of the responsibilities 193 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:05,660 That i'm supposed to have. 194 00:08:07,190 --> 00:08:08,680 Thrilled. 195 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,860 David,It was my understanding 196 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:13,970 That i was not going To be managed. 197 00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:15,840 What gave youhat idea? 198 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:19,420 - It was my understanding. - I see. 199 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:22,850 Listen,why-- why don't we Just leave that position vacant? 200 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:26,200 Truth be told,i think i thrive Under a lack of accountability. 201 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:30,380 Look,michael. Charles is very qualified. Get to know him. 202 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:33,080 I really think the two of you Are gonna make a g 203 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,520 But the branch Is still mine? 204 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:36,370 You're still The branch manager,yes. 205 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:39,290 And if you need anything else At all,just let charles know. 206 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:41,540 - Ask him about the party. - Oh,right. 207 00:08:41,540 --> 00:08:44,260 David are you cong To my 15th anniversary party? 208 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:46,440 - I'll give it my best shot-- - no,no,no,the other thing. 209 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,680 Oh,okay. If we hired cirque de soleil As salaried employees, 210 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:51,780 Will that help us With the year-end tax stuff? 211 00:08:58,090 --> 00:08:59,460 Think he hung up? 212 00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:01,240 No. 213 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,730 I just got off the horn With david wallace, 214 00:09:04,730 --> 00:09:06,440 And he said that you and i 215 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,440 Should try to get To know each other better. And i agree. 216 00:09:09,830 --> 00:09:12,590 So,what i would Like you to do is, 217 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:17,190 Tell me something that you've Never told anybody before. 218 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:21,600 - No. - Come on. What's your wife's name? 219 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:24,690 Where did you work Before you came here? 220 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,640 - Saticoy steel. - Beautiful. 221 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:33,700 See,african-americans Have such a rich history Of unusual names. 222 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:37,050 No i worked at a company Called saticoy steel. 223 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:40,650 Y...st... You're-- you're not from paper? 224 00:09:40,650 --> 00:09:41,960 - No. - Does david know this? 225 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,210 Yeah,he knows. He just wants a good manager. 226 00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:48,780 Well that actually,Is a...excellent segway 227 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:51,740 Into really what Is my only point. 228 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:56,000 I-- i don't need To be managed,charles. 229 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,820 And if you want To pick up some tips 230 00:09:58,820 --> 00:10:01,460 Observing here and taking Them to the other branches, It's all good. 231 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:06,260 But jan would mostly come by When she was super horny. 232 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:11,110 And ryan wouldome by to visit His parents and do laundry. 233 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,870 So...Are we clear? 234 00:10:14,870 --> 00:10:16,250 That's not how I plan on doing things. 235 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,440 Well,i'll just Bounce that off david 236 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,260 See if it cos back. 237 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:24,110 I'll tell david What he needs to know. 238 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,630 Sorry. David wants it this way. 239 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:29,600 - Well,whatever david wants... - Okay. 240 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,630 Michael scott Calling for david. 241 00:10:33,410 --> 00:10:38,260 Well,just tell him To call me as asap as possible. Thanks. 242 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:39,640 Oh,michael. Come on,no. 243 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,040 You have to charm them. 244 00:10:44,570 --> 00:10:47,350 - David wallace's office. - Hey there,gorgeous. How you doing today? 245 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:48,950 I'm good,thank you. 246 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:50,280 How's it hanging? 247 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,170 All right. 248 00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:56,970 Good. Listen,My name is michael scotch, 249 00:10:58,760 --> 00:10:59,660 And i just wanted to say... 250 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,750 That i've got david wallace's Son in the trunk of my car. 251 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,140 If he doesn't get on This phone in five seconds-- 252 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:08,360 Idiot,idiot,idiot. What are you doing? 253 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:13,690 - You've got too-- - god! Oh,my god. 254 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:15,170 David wallace's office. 255 00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:17,820 Hi,stephanie. It's michael scott again. 256 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:20,090 I just spoke With michael scotch. 257 00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:21,710 And the son's Going to be returned, 258 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:23,540 - Everything's fine. - Michael... 259 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:27,270 - And i really,Really need to talk to david. - Please hold. 260 00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:28,450 Charles miner. 261 00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:35,830 Hello? Hello,who is this? Who is this? 262 00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:37,600 I was never given a name. 263 00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:41,100 Oh,my god. 264 00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:02,100 Uh,hi. Can i help you? I don't think that anyone here-- 265 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:06,350 - Ma'am... - uh, hey everyone,Lunch is on me today. Here you go. 266 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:09,310 Wow,that is so unnecessary. 267 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:10,850 Are you kidding me with this? 268 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:13,610 On the day that I bring in breakfast? 269 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:14,710 Hey,man,it's no big deal. 270 00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:16,440 I wish you Had told us sooner. 271 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,380 Because i was going To go to the vending machine 272 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:20,490 And get an egg salad. 273 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,010 You still have that option. 274 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,960 - Thanks again,charles. - You're welcome. 275 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,050 Thank you. 276 00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:27,470 - Nobody thanked me-- - thanks,charles. 277 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:30,130 - For breakfast,Except charles. 278 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,780 You say,"no more parties," 279 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:36,110 And then you spend All this money on lunch. 280 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:37,520 I think it's A little hypercritical. 281 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,610 I do this For every branch i go to. 282 00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:42,020 If you do not like it,Then...i think there are 283 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:44,760 Some bagels Left over from this morning. 284 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,600 Damnit,stephanie,Put me through to him. 285 00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:51,460 Is that him in the background? David? 286 00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:55,190 David. David. Pick up the phone. 287 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,230 Should i seduce him? 288 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,660 No,no one wants to see that. 289 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:07,560 - Michael. - Yep? 290 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:11,430 I just reized That i used the 2008 calendar 291 00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:14,170 To do the spreadsheets For january and february. 292 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:16,400 I may need to come In this weekend to fix it. 293 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,400 Do some overtime. You wanna do some overtime This weekend? 294 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,190 You know what,kevin,I applaud your initiative. 295 00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:22,510 - Yes,you may-- - uh,no. 296 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,270 Sorry,michael. No,kevin,right? 297 00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:27,590 I'm gonna need you To do that during office hours. 298 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,740 - Okay. - Okay. Thank you. 299 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:32,210 Kevin,this is my branch. 300 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,520 You don't ask charles,You ask me. 301 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,770 I say approved. 302 00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:37,020 That's not the way It's going to work 303 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:38,850 - Yes,it is. - No,it is not. 304 00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:41,130 No,it is not. 305 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:42,420 Okay,so we're On the same page,great. 306 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,060 Okay,so we're On the same page,great. 307 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:45,330 - Okay,michael... - Okay,michael... 308 00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:46,830 - No,seriously. - No,seriously. 309 00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:48,280 - How old are you? - How old are you? 310 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,200 - Oh,no. - Okay... 311 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,170 I can tell michael's mood 312 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:52,210 By which comedy routine He chooses to do. 313 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:54,220 The more infantile,Thmore uet he is. 314 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:57,500 And he just skippedthe ace Venturatalking butt thing. 315 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,080 He never skips it. 316 00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:01,000 This is bad. 317 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,480 - Five-years-old. - Five-years-old. 318 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:03,610 Dude,stop. 319 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,540 Michael,Stop doing that. 320 00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,110 Gonna get in A whole mess of trouble. 321 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,580 - I'm going to walk away. - I'm going to lk away. 322 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,920 You need to stop doing that. 323 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,830 I'm kidding around! Wow,relax everybody. 324 00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:17,240 It was just a joke. It's fine. 325 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:17,820 Boy,so touchy. 326 00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:22,350 Ppc,let's continue our morning Meeting in the conference room. 327 00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:23,980 And then out of that cake 328 00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:26,350 Pops another stripper Holding a smaller cake 329 00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:29,130 And then an even smaller Stripper pops out of that one. 330 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,260 What is that Smaller stripper holding? 331 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,620 - A cupcake. - Nice. 332 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,500 It's cupcakes and strippers All the way down. 333 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,270 What exactly is the ppc? 334 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:41,880 Oh,that's The party planning committee. 335 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,650 They snd hours Planning parties. 336 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,380 Excuse me,guys. 337 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:49,050 - What's going on in here? - Party planning committee. 338 00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:50,470 Not your concern,charles. 339 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:53,090 This doesn't seem like a Good way to spend company time. 340 00:14:53,090 --> 00:14:56,400 Really? Well then,how would We come up with great ideas 341 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,480 Like jim's. Go ahead. 342 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,710 No,i would like To get work,actually,please. 343 00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,150 What you got,jim? 344 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,900 What is a two-way petting zoo? 345 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,330 You pet the animals,They pet you back. 346 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,620 It's a great idea. 347 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,970 And we have a cake in the shape Of a bale of hay. 348 00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,680 It's really just A regular-shaped cake. 349 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,210 But it's cool,and it's-- hey,guys,you know, 350 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,570 This isn't a good use Of company time,michael. 351 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,220 You're talking about My anniversary party,so. 352 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:24,660 Okay,everyone except for Michael,go back to your desks. 353 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:25,720 Yeah,why don't you do that? Thank you very much. 354 00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:27,560 Yeah,here we go. Mm-kay. 355 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:30,660 Okay,michael... 356 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,920 I'm dissolving this committee. 357 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,030 - What? - Yeah. 358 00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:35,750 I mean,come on,This is a work place. 359 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,630 It isn't designed For your vanity. 360 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,070 I've been here for 15 years. ***** 361 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,710 You have been here one day. End of story. 362 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:48,880 You have no right to cancel My 15th anniversary part 363 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,780 End of story. End of story! End of story. 364 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,370 I don't care If i've hurt your feelings Or you do not Agree with my methods, 365 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,920 But it is over. 366 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,610 Okay,no,no,no,no. You know what? 367 00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:59,220 I'm going to new york! 368 00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:02,250 And i am going To talk to david wallace 369 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,030 I'm going To tell him everything. 370 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,770 And i'm sorry To say you're screwed. 371 00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:08,140 And you know what? 372 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:11,810 You are gonna be through. And i'm sorry. 373 00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:14,410 - I'm sorry to do that to you. - Right. 374 00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:17,140 Do you even know How paper is made? 375 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,420 It's not like steel,You don't put it into a furnace. 376 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,750 If you put paper into a furnace,You know what would happen? You'd ruin it. 377 00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:37,880 Come in. 378 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:40,280 - Hey. - Hey. 379 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,700 All right,charles,I got to be honest, 380 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,620 I think we really got Off on the wrong foot here. 381 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,450 And truth be told,I'm a pretty smart guy. 382 00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:50,830 And a hard-worker and a great Number two for the office. 383 00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:53,580 - Number two? - Second in command. Toy goal. 384 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,130 Oh,i-- i didn't Know that position existed. 385 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,700 Oh,that's Because at first it was 386 00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:00,870 A made up position for dwight,Just to make him feel better. 387 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:02,470 Assistant To the regional manager. 388 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,870 But then he lost that,And michael gave it to me. 389 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,440 So you're the assistant To the regional manager? 390 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,010 Assistant regional manager,Yep. 391 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,450 Any responsibilitie Come with it? 392 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:14,410 Not-- not exactly. 393 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:19,410 Do you want to keep This made up position? It's important to you? 394 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:23,480 All right. I will... 395 00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:25,430 just let you get back To it,okay? 396 00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,450 - would you,uh...? - Yep, - thanks. 397 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:36,430 Hello,stephanie... Okay,where is he? 398 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:41,600 Michael. What are you-- 399 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,340 So is this The meeting you' been all day? 400 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,810 How did you get here,Michael? 401 00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:46,670 I drove. 402 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,860 Okay. 403 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,520 Cancelled my 15th anniversary party. 404 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,910 Just pulled the rug out From under me. 405 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:56,580 He said,"no figs." 406 00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:57,900 I've already bought them. 407 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,690 And i don't have A placto store them. 408 00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:02,930 So i feel like i've been sort of boned. 409 00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:04,350 - Michael-- - you talk to him about this? 410 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:07,030 You've talked To him all day,obviously. 411 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:08,870 Did you talk to him about this? 412 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,200 Well,i didn't know About the figs,specifically-- 413 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:12,470 Okay,then i don't get it. 414 00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:13,740 It doesn't make any sense to me. 415 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,040 Because i thought In the new system, 416 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:16,880 That i was Supposed to talk t 417 00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:18,540 And then charles is Supposed to talk to you, 418 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:20,610 Then that will Dilute any need for me 419 00:18:20,610 --> 00:18:22,220 To ever talk to you again. 420 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,090 That's not Exactly the new system. 421 00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:25,470 Clearly,That's what you wanted. 422 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:26,710 Nope. 15 years... 423 00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:31,310 - I've been here,And i've sacrificed a lot. - Yes. 424 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,240 I've put Having a family on hold. 425 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,720 We didn't ask you to do that. 426 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,600 And i've never gone Hang-gliding. 427 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:42,220 And i've never driven my car To the top of mount washington. 428 00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:46,480 Okay,it was Nice meeting everyone. 429 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,570 All right,and i will See you in a couple of weeks. 430 00:18:48,570 --> 00:18:50,150 Cool. Excellent. 431 00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:53,430 It was very nice Meeting you,charles miner. 432 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,000 Okay. 433 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,170 See you. 434 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,780 See you. 435 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,820 Bye! 436 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:13,020 And for my next trick,I will make my career...Disappear. 437 00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:15,640 I can see Our kids facing obstacles, 438 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,170 Beinha black And half indian,but... 439 00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:19,140 It's so worth it,you guys. 440 00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:22,020 There's just me here. 441 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,770 I am gonna get him To buy me a prime rib tonight. 442 00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:25,930 I think he left. 443 00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,080 What?! 444 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,760 Move! 445 00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:35,040 Hello,charles!? Charles? 446 00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:40,800 - Is that his scarf? - No! 447 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,180 Charles and kelly? Absolutely not. 448 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,970 He is a sophisticated man. 449 00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:52,960 He does not need to go dumpster Diving for companionship. Okay? 450 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:57,810 I don't understand that,After 15 years... 451 00:19:57,810 --> 00:20:00,930 Of service here,I have to get in the car 452 00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:03,010 And drive to new york In order to talk to you. 453 00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:04,830 That doesn't seem right to me. 454 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,190 That doesn't seem fair. 455 00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:08,020 And i think... 456 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,690 That i've earned More than that. 457 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,400 You're right. Yes. 458 00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,460 I get it. I get it,michael. 459 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,270 Oka here's what i'm gonna do. 460 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,840 We will Move some money around, 461 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:30,380 And i will personally see to it That you have your party. 462 00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:34,000 You'll have your figs,I will be in attendance, 463 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,120 It's gonna be great. How's that? 464 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,970 - I quit. - What? 465 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,910 You have no idea How high i can fly.