1
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Hey. Ready?

2
00:00:04,719 --> 00:00:06,744
Come on.
Show me excited.

3
00:00:08,523 --> 00:00:11,253
Yes.
Yeah, I'm pretty
excited, too.

4
00:00:11,326 --> 00:00:14,727
Today, I'm headed over
to the job fair at
Valley View High School

5
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to find some
new interns.

6
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Want to get
some fresh blood.

7
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Youth-anize this place.

8
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Hey, we doing this thing?
Yeah.

9
00:00:22,637 --> 00:00:26,334
Oh, my God, Darryl.
You look like
Barack Obama.

10
00:00:26,408 --> 00:00:27,636
Everybody,
I'm dating
Barack Obama.

11
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Why are you
dressed like that?
Like what?

12
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Like you're applying
for a loan?

13
00:00:31,513 --> 00:00:33,947
Maybe he's going
to church or court.

14
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F'igured I'd
look presentable.
Yeah.

15
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You went
a different way.

16
00:00:37,952 --> 00:00:39,385
I think
you look nice.
BOTH: Thank you.

17
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Okay, here's what
we're going to do.

18
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I am going to instruct
the kids about management
and sales.

19
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Oscar will be
in charge of
accounting,

20
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Pam will be
eye candy.

21
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No, and also because
that is your alma mater.

22
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Darryl will hire some
kids for the warehouse.

23
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We don't have
to worry about
internships with them,

24
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because they definitely
ain't going to college.

25
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What college did
you go to, Mike?

26
00:01:01,342 --> 00:01:02,604
Let's go!

27
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JIM: Today, I am meeting
a potential client on
the golf course

28
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because Ryan put
me on probation.

29
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You remember Ryan,
he was the temp here.

30
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Yeah. And it is not
a good time for me
to lose my job,

31
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since I have some pretty
big long term plans in my
personal life with Pam,

32
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that I'd like her parents
to be psyched about.

33
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So I'm about to do something
very bold at this job, that
I've never done before.

34
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Try.

35
00:02:02,904 --> 00:02:04,394
(JIM EXCLAIMS)

36
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Mr. Maguire,
it's been a couple
of years.

37
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Hey, Jim.
How are you?
Nice to see you.

38
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Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.

39
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My grandfather would be
spinning in his urn

40
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if he knew that
I was out here with
a Dartmouth boy.

41
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You take that shirt
off right now, or I will
take it off for you, sir.

42
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I am totally and
completely kidding!

43
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(LAUGHING)
Andrew Bernard,
Cornell, '95.

44
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Phil Maguire,
Dartmouth, '74.

45
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Got some blistees.

46
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Yeah, you do.

47
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Hit about twelve hundred
balls last night in
preparation for today,

48
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so hands are
a little tender.

49
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It's actually
not funny at all.
It's incredibly painful.

50
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Yeah,
let's make it interesting.
Say, 10 bucks a hole?

51
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Great.
What are we talking?
Skins?

52
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Acey Ducey?
Bingo Bango Bongo?

53
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Sandies? Barkies?
Arnies? Wolf? What?

54
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I'm going to take
this petty cash that
I got from Oscar

55
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and turn it into
next month's rent.

56
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PAM:
So many memories
in this old gym.

57
00:03:05,033 --> 00:03:08,434
Pretending to have PMS,
so I didn't have to
play volleyball.

58
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Pretending to have PMS,
so I didn't have to
play basketball.

59
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Those were the days.

60
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Little over the top,
don't you think?

61
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Show them what
you brought, Mike.

62
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That's all we brought.
This is all we need.

63
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We'll see.
Yes, we will see, Oscar.

64
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We will see, because
a blank sheet of paper
equals endless possibilities.

65
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Conceptual.
All right.

66
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We are open
for business.

67
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Hello.

68
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Andy, you're up.
Let's go.

69
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Giddy up.
Let's do this.

70
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AND Y: People assume
I'm great at golf,

71
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but, like everybody,
I hated golf lessons
when I was a kid,

72
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so I used to just
hang out with
the sailing club instead.

73
00:04:03,191 --> 00:04:04,715
Got my knot on.

74
00:04:06,728 --> 00:04:07,990
Damn it!

75
00:04:11,332 --> 00:04:13,562
Guys, do we have
to stay all day?

76
00:04:13,635 --> 00:04:15,796
I mean, Michael's gone.
Can't we just go?

77
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Yeah, and I finished
my work months ago.

78
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Okay,
excuse me, people.

79
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It has come to
my attention that some
of you have forgotten

80
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who is
in charge here.

81
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When Michael is gone,
Jim is in charge.

82
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When Jim is gone,
Andy and I are
in charge.

83
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When Andy is gone,
you answer to me.

84
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Okay?

85
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Excuse me,
where do you think
you're going?

86
00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:39,790
Oh, no, no, no.
You are not leaving.

87
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No! Stanley,
do not walk
out that door.

88
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If you walk out that door,
so help me, I will...

89
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He left.

90
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Last time I checked,
the American work day
ends at 5:00 p.m.

91
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You will all stay
at your desks until
that time.

92
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Or you will suffer
the consequences.

93
00:05:01,616 --> 00:05:03,311
What consequences?

94
00:05:04,552 --> 00:05:06,179
I will tell on you.

95
00:05:06,821 --> 00:05:10,348
There is some filing,
restocking of
the supply shelves,

96
00:05:10,425 --> 00:05:13,622
replacing the water jug,
which nobody likes to do.

97
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We eat a lot of cake.

98
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Cool.
(LAUGHING)

99
00:05:20,535 --> 00:05:23,504
Yeah, and, you know,
you basically learn
how an office runs.

100
00:05:23,571 --> 00:05:26,699
Hello. Hi, can I
talk to you for a sec?
So...

101
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Excuse me.
This is Michael,
my boss. Justin.

102
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Hey. Remember what we
talked about in the car,
on the way out?

103
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"Only the best
and the brightest."

104
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He's nice, and
he seems interested.

105
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He's totally
wrong, Pam.

106
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Hey.
Hi.

107
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How you doing?
Listen, I don't think that
a handsome, funny, smart,

108
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funny-looking kid
like you should
limit himself.

109
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You could do
whatever you want to do.
You could be a classy janitor

110
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or a cashier
with dignity

111
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or a migraine worker.

112
00:06:01,776 --> 00:06:04,336
Maybe, for you,
paper should be
more of a hobby.

113
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Sorry for wasting
your time.

114
00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:06,979
Oh, no problem.

115
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And he signed.
Did he put his name
on the piece of...

116
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Okay, that was supposed
to be a blank canvas

117
00:06:15,323 --> 00:06:17,484
on which to put
their hopes and dreams,

118
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and he just made it
into a stupid
piece of paper.

119
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We need another one.
Immediately.

120
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Yeah, the booth
is lame without it.

121
00:06:26,134 --> 00:06:27,294
I only brought
the one.

122
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Are you mental?

123
00:06:29,570 --> 00:06:31,504
Michael, do you remember
you specifically told me

124
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to only bring one
sheet of paper?

125
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You said it only
takes one sheet to
make a difference,

126
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and I said, "Are you
sure, Michael?" And you
said, "Pam, Pam, Pam,"

127
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and then you sneezed in my
tea, and then you said, "Don't
worry, it's just allergies."

128
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Do you
remember that?
I don't.

129
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Okay, I'll go look
for another one.

130
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And that is why
I need a smart intern.

131
00:06:57,031 --> 00:06:59,556
Hey, so,
how's the direct
mail business going?

132
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I can't complain.
People love
their junk mail.

133
00:07:01,736 --> 00:07:04,364
Now, are you getting
all your paper from
PPC or...

134
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You know what, Jim?
I'm not really looking to
change things up right now.

135
00:07:08,142 --> 00:07:10,235
I just came out here to
get out of the office
a little bit,

136
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so why don't we
just play, okay?

137
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Absolutely. Will do.

138
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So, I guess I'll just
work on my short game.

139
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Hello there.

140
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What is this company?

141
00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:33,626
Well, it's funny that you
should ask, because it's
really more than a company.

142
00:07:33,701 --> 00:07:35,168
Dunder Mifflin Paper.

143
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Thanks.

144
00:07:36,737 --> 00:07:38,967
Okay.
Damn it, Oscar.

145
00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,508
Yeah, I'm trying to lure
these kids into my booth,

146
00:07:41,576 --> 00:07:46,343
but kids are very wary
of being lured these days.

147
00:07:46,647 --> 00:07:48,410
Thank you, Dateline.

148
00:07:51,786 --> 00:07:53,185
Thank you.

149
00:08:01,562 --> 00:08:02,790
(PHONE RINGS)

150
00:08:04,432 --> 00:08:05,694
Extension 128.

151
00:08:05,766 --> 00:08:07,597
Hiya, pumpkin,
it's Creed.

152
00:08:07,668 --> 00:08:10,136
So, we're gonna
ditch this bitch.
You in?

153
00:08:10,204 --> 00:08:11,865
No.
Are you out?

154
00:08:13,774 --> 00:08:16,004
Pumpkin's out.
Let's go, gang.

155
00:08:37,298 --> 00:08:38,925
My old art room.

156
00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,899
Oh, maybe
it's still here.

157
00:08:50,912 --> 00:08:54,075
No, no, they must
have taken it down.
Never mind.

158
00:08:59,453 --> 00:09:00,943
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

159
00:09:02,924 --> 00:09:05,358
What do you want?
Michael, I know
you're swamped.

160
00:09:05,426 --> 00:09:08,793
I just thought you
should know that everyone
in the office has left,

161
00:09:08,863 --> 00:09:10,490
except for Angela and I.

162
00:09:10,565 --> 00:09:12,931
Do not worry, though.
I have taken down
their names,

163
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,161
and I have docked
them a personal day.

164
00:09:15,236 --> 00:09:18,831
Who cares? I'm not there,
Jim's not there. Why should
they have to be there?

165
00:09:20,474 --> 00:09:21,873
So, what
else is up?

166
00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:26,005
Mike?

167
00:09:34,255 --> 00:09:38,214
Thank you.
What is this?

168
00:09:38,292 --> 00:09:41,022
A piece of paper.
This isn't
Dunder Mifflin paper.

169
00:09:41,095 --> 00:09:43,393
This is some sort
of Pendleton crap.

170
00:09:43,464 --> 00:09:45,022
Well, I think they'll
get the spirit of it.

171
00:09:45,099 --> 00:09:48,068
Pam, Pam, Pam!
We're dying here.

172
00:09:48,135 --> 00:09:52,162
I want you to go back
to the office, and I want
you to get the real stuff.

173
00:09:52,239 --> 00:09:54,400
I want you to get
ultra white card stock.

174
00:09:54,475 --> 00:09:55,601
Are you serious?

175
00:09:55,676 --> 00:09:57,667
Yes, and don't
call me Shirley.

176
00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:00,540
Okay.

177
00:10:02,516 --> 00:10:03,778
(GROANS)

178
00:10:08,689 --> 00:10:10,122
Damn it.

179
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,186
(SIGHS)

180
00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:16,386
You could just pick it up,
take the triple bogey.

181
00:10:16,464 --> 00:10:19,194
Yeah, I'll get it out.
Thank you.
Yup.

182
00:10:23,604 --> 00:10:24,730
(SIGHS)

183
00:10:27,942 --> 00:10:29,204
(DOOR OPENS)

184
00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:47,355
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

185
00:10:47,428 --> 00:10:48,827
(EXCLAIMS)

186
00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:50,887
Oh, man.
Come on, Tuna.

187
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,963
Hey, can't
really talk now.
What's up?

188
00:10:55,036 --> 00:10:57,698
PAM:
Just checking in.
How's it going?

189
00:10:58,906 --> 00:11:02,171
You know,
we'll see.
We'll see.

190
00:11:02,243 --> 00:11:04,438
I just drove
20 miles round trip
back to the office

191
00:11:04,512 --> 00:11:07,174
to get Michael a single
sheet of white paper.

192
00:11:07,248 --> 00:11:11,116
So, I could've
just had them fax it
to me, I guess.

193
00:11:11,185 --> 00:11:12,413
Oh, I like you.

194
00:11:12,486 --> 00:11:13,919
Talk to you later?

195
00:11:13,988 --> 00:11:16,388
Yeah.
All right. Bye.

196
00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:24,397
All right.

197
00:11:24,465 --> 00:11:27,127
I'm sorry,
I've got to annoy
you one more time.

198
00:11:27,201 --> 00:11:29,362
What if I bring down
shipping costs?

199
00:11:29,437 --> 00:11:32,895
You can try.
But I've looked
at your prices.

200
00:11:32,973 --> 00:11:34,941
Even with
free shipping,

201
00:11:36,410 --> 00:11:37,672
doesn't work.

202
00:11:37,745 --> 00:11:40,009
It's just...
It's not in
the stars, Jim.

203
00:11:43,484 --> 00:11:46,453
Six. Yeah.
All right.

204
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,421
All right,
race to the next hole.

205
00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:51,355
Winner gets ten bucks.

206
00:11:51,425 --> 00:11:53,120
Wait, wait for me!

207
00:11:53,194 --> 00:11:55,526
Shortcut, shortcut.

208
00:11:57,164 --> 00:11:58,495
(SCREAMS)

209
00:12:02,436 --> 00:12:04,427
I fell in the sand trap.

210
00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:12,972
(BEEPING)

211
00:12:23,157 --> 00:12:25,990
MICHAEL:
All of these jobs suck.

212
00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:28,858
I would rather
live jobless on
a beach somewhere

213
00:12:28,929 --> 00:12:30,897
off the money from
a large inheritance

214
00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:33,456
than have to work
in any one of
these crap holes.

215
00:12:34,368 --> 00:12:35,665
They suck.

216
00:12:37,705 --> 00:12:40,037
Hey, game over.

217
00:12:45,513 --> 00:12:48,107
Just-in time.
Hi.

218
00:12:48,182 --> 00:12:51,481
Just-in case.
What's your last name?

219
00:12:52,486 --> 00:12:56,013
Polznik.
This just in,

220
00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:57,557
Justin Polznik.

221
00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:58,990
(LAUGHING)

222
00:12:59,059 --> 00:13:04,656
Justin is the ugly girl
in the movie, who takes off
her glasses and she's hot.

223
00:13:04,732 --> 00:13:07,530
And you realize that she
was always hot, she was
just wearing glasses,

224
00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:09,967
and that you were
the blind one.

225
00:13:10,971 --> 00:13:14,429
He's the most important
thing in my life right now.

226
00:13:14,508 --> 00:13:17,306
I want you to
meet my family.
Come on.

227
00:13:17,511 --> 00:13:21,106
Oscar Martinez,
accountant extraordinaire.
This is Justin.

228
00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,444
Hey.
Hi.

229
00:13:22,516 --> 00:13:25,679
This is Darryl Philbin.
Isn't he big?

230
00:13:25,753 --> 00:13:28,847
And you already met her.
Pam Beesly, office hottie.

231
00:13:28,923 --> 00:13:30,550
She will do you.

232
00:13:30,624 --> 00:13:31,886
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

233
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:36,157
No, no, but she has already
dated two guys in the office
that we know of,

234
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,993
so this could be
number three.

235
00:13:38,065 --> 00:13:39,794
You never...
Excuse me.

236
00:13:40,334 --> 00:13:43,235
Come here.
I would never say
this to her face,

237
00:13:43,304 --> 00:13:45,772
but she is
a wonderful person
and a gifted artist.

238
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,671
What? Why wouldn't
you say that to
her face?

239
00:13:47,741 --> 00:13:51,734
So, what do you think?
Think these guys
are nice?

240
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The guys I didn't bring
are even better.

241
00:13:53,347 --> 00:13:57,943
Justin, I'm willing
to commit right now.

242
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Would you
do me the honor

243
00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:06,585
of spending the summer
with us at Dunder Mifflin?

244
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:08,525
I think you
are very special.

245
00:14:08,596 --> 00:14:11,326
You didn't
want me before.

246
00:14:11,732 --> 00:14:12,721
That's what
you said.

247
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,824
No, I didn't.

248
00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:16,369
You misconstrued.
You were kind
of a jerk to me.

249
00:14:16,437 --> 00:14:18,735
I'm...
And I'm going
to go now.

250
00:14:18,806 --> 00:14:20,433
Why don't... Hey.

251
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,490
ANGELA: Bless you.

252
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Thank you.

253
00:14:56,543 --> 00:15:02,175
Okay, Jim, you owe me $120.
And, Phil, you owe me $230.

254
00:15:03,484 --> 00:15:06,510
Let's open a tab, because
you and me are going to
be playing more often.

255
00:15:06,587 --> 00:15:08,282
Count me in.
Nope.

256
00:15:08,355 --> 00:15:09,982
All right.

257
00:15:10,057 --> 00:15:14,187
Okay, you had some fun,
and I think I paid for it.

258
00:15:15,162 --> 00:15:17,596
So let me just get
my last shot in there.

259
00:15:17,665 --> 00:15:18,996
Is there anything
you can do for me?

260
00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:20,226
I'll tell you what.

261
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:24,431
My fiscal year ends
in two months.
Let's talk then.

262
00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:25,802
Sound good?
Absolutely.

263
00:15:25,873 --> 00:15:28,637
Good playing
with you guys.
Right on.

264
00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:34,738
JIM: You know, it's a tough
thing, seeing a grown man
take six shots

265
00:15:34,815 --> 00:15:39,115
to get out of the sand trap,
but I had to give Phil credit
for not quitting.

266
00:15:39,186 --> 00:15:41,017
Which is what I told him.

267
00:15:41,088 --> 00:15:43,113
I also told him that
I don't quit, either.

268
00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:46,956
And I'd call him every
single day until he
gave me his business.

269
00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:51,794
Which he then did,
after fifteen minutes
of me blocking his car.

270
00:15:52,232 --> 00:15:54,530
So I am now
his paper supplier.

271
00:15:56,103 --> 00:16:00,233
And I shot a 102 today,
so I'm feeling pretty good.

272
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:03,902
The job fair will
be closing in five minutes.

273
00:16:03,978 --> 00:16:06,776
Eighth period will
commence as scheduled.

274
00:16:07,881 --> 00:16:09,746
Hold down the fort,
I have to do something.

275
00:16:20,494 --> 00:16:23,759
Excuse me.
If you can hear me,

276
00:16:23,831 --> 00:16:27,096
I would like you
to look around at
all these companies

277
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:32,195
and know that none of them
are good enough for you.

278
00:16:32,272 --> 00:16:34,866
H&R Block? Come on.

279
00:16:34,942 --> 00:16:37,934
I mean, I don't even
know what they do.

280
00:16:38,012 --> 00:16:42,142
Frank Regan Funeral Home?
Too much formaldehyde.

281
00:16:42,216 --> 00:16:43,740
The Air Force?

282
00:16:45,419 --> 00:16:46,909
Air Force is cool.

283
00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:52,425
The refreshments?
Bush league, you know?
That's not what you want.

284
00:16:53,527 --> 00:17:00,023
Dunder... Okay, I see security
is coming, so I just want to
say, come to Dunder Mifflin.

285
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,330
Dunder Mifflin,
a great place to work.

286
00:17:02,403 --> 00:17:05,600
Anybody? Show of hands,
anybody want to intern
at Dunder Mifflin?

287
00:17:05,672 --> 00:17:09,699
We do not offer
college credit, we cannot
give you any sort of pay,

288
00:17:09,777 --> 00:17:12,245
but it is a really fun
work environment.

289
00:17:13,747 --> 00:17:15,738
Anybody? Show of hands.

290
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,815
Damn it. Okay.

291
00:17:19,887 --> 00:17:25,120
I'm going to wrap it up here.
Thank you for your time.

292
00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:27,021
And drive safe!

293
00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:50,942
Thank you.
You're welcome.

294
00:18:04,298 --> 00:18:07,165
ANDY: You realize
you are taking out.

295
00:18:09,503 --> 00:18:12,063
I can't...
Beers?

296
00:18:12,139 --> 00:18:14,437
You closed it?
I closed it.

297
00:18:14,508 --> 00:18:15,907
Yes!

298
00:18:25,185 --> 00:18:26,243
Congratulations
to you, sir.

299
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,912
Thank you,
thank you very much.
I appreciate it.

300
00:18:27,988 --> 00:18:30,388
Well done.
Nice job.
Thank you.

301
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,482
You know what?
Screw this.

302
00:18:33,293 --> 00:18:34,851
(GUYS EXCLAIMING)

303
00:18:37,498 --> 00:18:38,829
(BOTH IMITATING PORN MUSIC)

304
00:18:38,899 --> 00:18:40,491
MICHAEL: Today,
I did something stupid.

305
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:43,730
I questioned myself,
and I will never do
that again.

306
00:18:43,804 --> 00:18:45,704
Because I look at somebody
like Jim Halpert,

307
00:18:45,772 --> 00:18:49,299
and I think that guy
could do anything
he wants to do.

308
00:18:49,376 --> 00:18:51,742
He could do anything,

309
00:18:51,812 --> 00:18:55,612
and he chooses to work
here selling paper.

310
00:18:57,017 --> 00:18:58,507
Just like me.

311
00:18:58,785 --> 00:19:02,050
Yeah. Kiss her.
Kiss her good.

312
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,134
Hi.
Hello.

313
00:19:15,202 --> 00:19:17,966
I was just wondering,
what kind of jobs do
you guys have?

314
00:19:18,038 --> 00:19:19,528
Are you interested
in graphic design?

315
00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:21,005
Yeah.

316
00:19:21,975 --> 00:19:23,033
Can I fill out
an application?

317
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:26,204
Oh, absolutely.
Here, take a seat.

318
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,942
I should let you know
right away that this is
just an entry-level job.

319
00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:32,076
It's really basic.
We're looking for,
like, a self starter,

320
00:19:32,152 --> 00:19:33,676
someone who can
meet deadlines

321
00:19:33,754 --> 00:19:35,187
and pretty much just
go the extra mile,

322
00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:36,483
I guess.
I can do that.

323
00:19:36,557 --> 00:19:39,788
Great, and, obviously,
we're looking for someone
who knows Photoshop,

324
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:45,492
and Dreamweaver,
Corel Painter, Illustrator,
After Effects, all the basics.

325
00:19:45,566 --> 00:19:47,932
I don't know
any of those.

326
00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:50,162
It's actually not
super complicated.

327
00:19:50,237 --> 00:19:54,037
I mean, I'm sure there's
some sort of adult education
classes in the area.

328
00:19:54,107 --> 00:19:56,473
But if you're
really serious about
graphic design,

329
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,067
I would think
about New York
or Philadelphia.

330
00:19:58,145 --> 00:20:00,579
They've got amazing programs
out there for design.

331
00:20:00,647 --> 00:20:01,773
New York
or Philadelphia.

332
00:20:01,848 --> 00:20:03,281
Yeah.

333
00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:06,376
All right. Cool.
Well, thanks.
Sure.

334
00:20:06,453 --> 00:20:08,353
And I'll look
into those.
You should.

335
00:20:08,422 --> 00:20:09,889
New York
or Philadelphia?
Absolutely.

336
00:20:09,957 --> 00:20:11,083
Okay.
That's where
the action is.

337
00:20:11,158 --> 00:20:12,352
Thanks.