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What's this?

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Looks like a red wire.

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Well...

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It wasn't here before.

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It's a computer, Dwight.
I mean, computers have wires.

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Yours doesn't.

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Doesn't it?

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No.

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It's going in a different
direction than the other wires.

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Dwight, I'm really busy. I
can't talk about this anymore.

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Dwight, get out of here.
Just shut up, Phyllis.

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What are you doing?

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I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea
market out by Dunmore High School.

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Twenty bucks for
the whole spool.

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Crazy. What a deal.

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Oh! He'll be fine.
I made it up there.

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What you talking
'bout, Wallace?

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Hi, Michael.
How are you?

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I'm well. How are you?

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Very good.

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So, listen,
as you know,

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we haven't yet filled
the Regional Supervisor job.

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Oh, have you not?
Correct.

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And I was wondering if I could
get you to do some of the fieldwork

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that would normally go
to the supervisor.

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Okay. There's an area from
Carbondale to Marshbrook...

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Yeah. ...where we've
never done any business.

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There's a small company
there, Prince Paper.

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I can't get
a report on it

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because it's not
a public company,

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but we've been talking
about going after their market,

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so I was hoping you could
do some fact-finding for me.

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Okay.

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I'll fax over some of the
things we're looking for, okay?

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Fax? Why don't you just
send it over on a dinosaur?

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This is important,
Michael.

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Oh! Well, then
e-mail it, David.

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You've got no taste,
Stanley Hudson.

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Oh, I do.

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What are you guys
talking about?

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Some actress,
whether she's hot.

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Who's the gal
in question?

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Hilary Swank.

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Ah! Hilary Swank.

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Not at all.

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She's got mean eyes.

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Have you seen her
with her bangs?

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She looks like
a monster.

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Guys, she is
a beautiful movie star,

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so maybe we should
just go to work.

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She is an
amazing actress.

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That's not the question.
She's not hot.

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- Yeah. Thank you, Phyllis.
- Okay, okay, okay.

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Why don't we just
put this to a vote,

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and then we'll be
done with it?

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I'm not voting.
No one cares.

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Who thinks that Hilary
Swank is hot? Raise your hand.

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Okay, and who thinks that Hilary
Swank is not hot? Raise your hand.

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Five. Five to five.

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Thank you,
accounting department.

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So, what do we do now?

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What if the owner of Prince Family
Paper has a beautiful daughter,

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and we have to seduce her
in order to get their secrets?

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I will seduce her.

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No, I want to seduce her.
I'll seduce her.

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Let me seduce her. Michael,
please. No, no, no. I got it.

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You'll fall in love
with her.

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Yeah? So what if I did?

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That would take precedence,
and I would expect your support.

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Okay, so let's go over
the plan again.

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All right. I am a local
business owner. Mmm-hmm.

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I need to buy paper.

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I find out everything about
their prices and policies.

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Your fictitious name?
Michael Scarn.

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Good. I am a paper
salesman looking for a new job.

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I find out everything about
their expenses and salaries.

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Okay. Then we
meet at the Denny's,

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and we compare notes. No.
No. I never said Denny's. IHOP.

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No. I said Denny's.
IHOP. We're going to IHOP.

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You know how I feel
about IHOP. Don't start.

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Don't... You know
what? Socialist.

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I don't want to get into
this debate again. Okay.

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I enjoy IHOP.

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I'll have
a cup of coffee.

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You will have pancakes,
and you'll like it.

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The store next to
them is for lease.

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So what?

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It means they're
not expanding.

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Maybe they're
shrinking.

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They could be shrinking. No,
because the sign is centered

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perfectly above their store.
No sign of the sign being moved.

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Ah-ha!

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Yep.

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It's lunch-time, but no
sign of anyone coming in or out,

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which means they're not taking
new customers out to lunch,

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which means they're not
acquiring new business,

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SO once again,
no growth.

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Yeah. There are
clouds, clouds in the sky.

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Means it's going to rain.
Bad for business.

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It would if they were
altocumulus and not cirrostratus.

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Why do... Okay.

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Michael.
Whatever.

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Get your clouds right.
Shut up.

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Okay, so you go in now.
Mmm-hmm.

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I'm gonna go in,
in exactly 10 minutes.

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We have never met each other.
We are complete strangers.

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Right. Also, we're
going to need a signal

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to bolt out of there, in
case there is danger. Fine.

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And that signal is
lick your lips. Try it.

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No, no, no, like this.

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Good.

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Ready to do this?
Yeah.

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All right,
here come the sharks.

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In nature, there is
something called the food chain.

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It is where the shark
eats the little shark,

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and the little shark eats
the littler shark,

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and so on
and so on and so on,

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until you get down to
the single-cell shark.

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So, now replace sharks
with paper companies,

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and that is all you need
to know about business.

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Hello?
Hello.

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Hello.

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How can I help you?
Hi.

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My name is Michael Scarn.

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I am a local
business owner,

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and I would like to find
out about your company.

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Please come in.
Thank you.

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What kind of business
are you in?

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We're a law firm.

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I assume your primary paper
needs are stationery, general office.

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You know, I'll be honest
with you about something.

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Where I used to live, our paper
supplier had a lot of big clients,

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and I just didn't
feel like a priority.

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So I guess my question
to you would be,

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how many clients
do you have?

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About 80.

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Really? That many?

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This doesn't seem like
a very big operation.

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Well, it's just me,
my wife and my son.

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Ah! So, when did
you set up shop?

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I opened this place after I
came back from Vietnam.

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Ooh, Vietnam.
I hear it's lovely.

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Mmm.

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Each side will have three
minutes to prepare opening arguments.

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Topic. Hilary Swank
is attractive.

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Hot.
Hot.

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The debate is
whether she's hot.

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What difference
does it make?

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Attractive, hot, beautiful. We're
talking about the same thing here.

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Huge difference. A
painting can be beautiful,

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but I don't want
to bang a painting.

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Okay. TMI.

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So, even specialty paper, say
94 brightness, double-bonded,

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you would put that on the same
truck as your conventional stock?

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You sure know a lot
about paper for a lawyer.

156
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Oh! Well, that is
because I am a genius.

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Oh, really?
Yes.

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Well, about some things, and
other things I'm just... I'm very stupid.

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Like, watch this.
Is this the cup?

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Is this the cup? Is
this what I drink out of?

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Laughter is my job.

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Tears are my game.
Law is my profession.

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- Well...
- Hello.

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I'd like to apply
for a job.

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Hi.

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I'm afraid we're
not hiring right now.

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Why don't you just
get rid of this guy?

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That's my son.

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I'm your son now. You
can visit him on holidays.

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Dwight Schrute.

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I'm a paper salesman at a second-tier
paper company called Dunder Mifflin.

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I'm the top salesman there, and
I'm looking for a new challenge.

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I would say you guys
have, what,

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40 high-volume clients?

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Try 80.

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Eighty,
that's nothing.

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I've got 90 clients
myself.

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Better look out. Someone
might run you out of business.

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Well, I sure hope not.

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Me, too.

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I think all of us have a tendency to view
celebrities as sort of mythical figures.

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You know, we don't
really see them as real,

183
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,840
so, therefore, we don't
judge them as real people.

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Are you serious? Jim,
just show us a picture.

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- Kevin, come on.
- Yeah, shut up, Kevin.

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No, but he's making
all these fancy...

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It's a gut thing.

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That's fair. You know
what, Kev? Do me a favor.

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Why don't you
close your eyes?

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Okay.

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Now, imagine that Hilary Swank
comes into this office for real.

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She walks over to you
and she says,

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"Kevin Malone, I just
read your online profile,

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"and there's nothing I'd rather do
than make out with you right now."

195
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Now, you tell me something,
is she hot?

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Does that end the
debate or is there... Oh!

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Hey, Kev,
what are you doing?

198
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:04,896
Nope. It's, "Is she hot?"
not, "Would you do her?"

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00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,147
Respect the game.

200
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,858
Oh, my God.
Yeah.

201
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:09,942
This close.

202
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,320
So why are you considering
leaving Dunder Mifflin?

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00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,114
My boss.
Oh, yeah? Do tell.

204
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:18,743
His insensitivity could
border on the cruel.

205
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:23,372
This is a man who does not
listen to the needs of his underlings.

206
00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,499
He's way...
Hey!

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00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,292
Hey, how's the
interview going?

208
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,461
It's going very well.
Don't blow it.

209
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,672
Hey, Linda, can I get
a picture of you?

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00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,133
You want a picture of me?
I would.

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00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,302
Could you just
stand right over here?

212
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:39,972
That would be great. Just
something to remember the trip by.

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00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,476
Just a little
to your left.

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00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,186
There you go. Good.

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00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,146
Perfect.

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00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,648
Can I have
a copy of that?

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00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,899
Um...

218
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,860
Grandma, I can't do this.

219
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:56,322
What's going on? A little
homework over here?

220
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,241
Yeah.
Let's see if I can help.

221
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,408
Right there.

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00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,911
Oh! Math.
That's not so hard.

223
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,288
Okay. There are
four of these. All right.

224
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,332
Ignore the parentheses,
right?

225
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,710
Right. Why is this
little 2 so small?

226
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:13,923
It's weird. You just
don't... Just go by the "X."

227
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:20,888
The "X" means times, so
that means four times 2.

228
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,890
What is double 47

229
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,935
Eight.
Right. Excellent.

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00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,524
Don't put that.

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00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:37,196
Ladies and gentlemen, even
though the penis was fake,

232
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,074
I kept expecting
a second plot twist

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where we found out that
Hilary Swank actually was a boy.

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00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,205
Kevin.
Okay.

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00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:49,333
I wasn't going to dignify this
discussion by getting involved,

236
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,377
and I don't even
get the discussion.

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00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,129
Hot is a temperature,
people.

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00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,841
But Kevin deserves
to lose for what he said.

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00:11:56,924 --> 00:12:00,803
So, yes, she's hot.
She's hot as heck.

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00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,763
She's a female
Boris Becker.

241
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,142
All right.

242
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,978
Well, thank you very much
for all of your help.

243
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,938
It's going to be an
incredibly hard decision.

244
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,983
Wait. Let me get
something for you here.

245
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:18,446
Here's some references.
Our top clients.

246
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:23,075
You call any of them. I trust
you'll hear some good things.

247
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,747
Okay. Okay. Okay.

248
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,374
All right, thank you.

249
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,542
You're welcome.

250
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,589
Excuse me, sir.
Mmm-hmm?

251
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,174
I took the bus here
and was wondering

252
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,343
if I could catch a ride
home with you in your car.

253
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,470
Of course.
Thank you very much.

254
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,971
Thanks for your time.
Thank you very much.

255
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,057
Thank you for your time. I
cannot wait to contact your clients.

256
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,934
I'll look forward
to getting your calls.

257
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,019
All right.
Bye now. So long.

258
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,522
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

259
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:58,486
We struck
the mother lode.

260
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,279
Come on!
Wallace is gonna freak.

261
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,031
He is going to absolutely
freak. All their top clients.

262
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,532
I can't believe it. Someone's
looking out the window.

263
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,202
Go, go, go.
Go, peel out! Go!

264
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,037
Shoot.
What the...

265
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,414
Okay, I'll just... I know.
You drove over the...

266
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,875
I know. I know. Oh!
Go back.

267
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,544
God, what was that?
That's not good.

268
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,718
Yes!
Oh, come on.

269
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,805
No, no, no.
She's hot, okay?

270
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,016
Because if you are saying
that Hilary Swank isn't hot,

271
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,726
then you're saying
I'm not hot,

272
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,938
because obviously I'm
not as hot as Hilary Swank!

273
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,274
Darn it.

274
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,778
Oh, come on.
Oh, man.

275
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,613
- My car.
- Are you all right?

276
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:43,990
Not good.
Is everyone okay?

277
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,825
- Yeah.
- It sounded bad.

278
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,660
No, no, no. We're fine.
We're fine. DWIGHT: Yeah.

279
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,036
You folks have done
enough already. You don't...

280
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,788
You've done more than
you could possibly know.

281
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,748
Dwight, just... Okay.

282
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,834
You know, we're just
gonna call a tow truck, so...

283
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:58,004
No, a tow truck is gonna charge
you 100 bucks just to take you a mile.

284
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,839
Let me take a look.
No. No.

285
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,966
You know, really not necessary.
He drove over the divider,

286
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,092
- and then backed over it.
- Dwight.

287
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,510
It caught the bumper.
I'll be right back.

288
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,012
I'm just gonna
grab my toolbox.

289
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,388
Don't...

290
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:14,603
Ladies, are we prepared to let the
Kevins of the world decide anything for us?

291
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:18,858
Anything at all? We don't even
give him full Internet access.

292
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,069
Wait, what?

293
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,656
See that? The obvious
symmetry of the face.

294
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:31,495
This is a natural appeal of the
scientific standard of koinophilia,

295
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:35,499
features that are a composite
average of many features.

296
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:39,545
Yes, she's attractive,
but she's not hot.

297
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,716
How much longer is this
gonna take? Put that over there.

298
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,217
You know, let me give
you some money for this.

299
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,469
No. I sit all day.

300
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,971
It's nice working with
my hands. Well, I...

301
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:54,894
Oh! Coffee.
That's too much nice.

302
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,020
Maybe
not enough oil.

303
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,855
Thank you.
You're welcome.

304
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,649
Ah. Disgusting.
What is this? Instant?

305
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,568
Well, that ought to do it.
Okay.

306
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,528
It's all better.
Thank you.

307
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,280
Gosh, well, so long.

308
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,823
Bye-bye.
That looks great.

309
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,742
- Drive safe.
- Bye.

310
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,578
Look forward to hearing from
you about that job application.

311
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,497
Okay.

312
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,124
Goodbye, Prince family.

313
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,877
Should be called
the "Sucker" family.

314
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,337
"Here you go, shark.

315
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:25,216
"Let me fix your fin for you and
sharpen your teeth while I'm at it."

316
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,513
Bye-bye, suckers.

317
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:47,947
I'm just saying.
No, it's...

318
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,074
All I'm saying is Kevin's
not necessarily a feminist.

319
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,368
That's all I'm saying.
What are you...

320
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,128
Dwight, what will
happen to that family

321
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,588
if I call Wallace and
give him this information?

322
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:08,926
It's simple. Wallace would use
that information to destroy them.

323
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,302
Okay.

324
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,929
You know, our
sales are fine. Well.

325
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,806
We're doing fine.
They're doing fine.

326
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,516
Could be better. Why
don't we just live and let live?

327
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,351
What?
Live and let live.

328
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,561
I'm not familiar
with that expression.

329
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,979
It's a James Bond...

330
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,147
It doesn't make any sense. Okay.

331
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,231
Of course I'm alive.

332
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,526
I'm not going to make this
call. Michael, you have to.

333
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:26,902
Have you ever seen a
lioness devour her cub?

334
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,654
Oh, God, not this.
Have you ever seen a baboon

335
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,489
devour its mate?

336
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,074
Have you ever seen a
raccoon devour a squirrel?

337
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,326
My heart...
My heart says no.

338
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,704
Your heart is a
wonderful thing, Michael.

339
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,414
But it makes some
terrible decisions.

340
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,498
That's true.

341
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,333
Yes. Gosh.
That's true.

342
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,503
It has gone down the wrong
path many, many times.

343
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,796
Jan, Ryan.

344
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,464
Yeah, save your
heart for love.

345
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,718
And use your brain
for business. Right?

346
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,930
If we don't do this to Prince
Paper, then someone else will.

347
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:59,059
Or worse yet, someone
else will do it to us.

348
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:05,941
I am trying to be
more optimistic in life.

349
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,027
I've got, what,

350
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,529
20, 30 more years left,

351
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,616
and my family history says

352
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,493
I have less.

353
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,039
Now, the old Stanley Hudson
would have found

354
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,417
something to complain about
with this actress,

355
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,754
but that's no way
to live life.

356
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:31,008
Look at this healthy, sexy,

357
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,220
pretty, strong,
young woman.

358
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,263
Come on, people.

359
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,975
She is hot.

360
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,394
And it was
a terrible war.

361
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:45,147
Oh! So many died.

362
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,982
Far too many died,

363
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,736
but if Frodo hadn't
destroyed the ring,

364
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,739
then goodness itself
might have died.

365
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,534
You're right.
Yeah.

366
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,747
You are right.
I will call Wallace,

367
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,625
and I will give him
the customer list.

368
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,087
And I will give him
all of my info.

369
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,172
You are doing the
right thing, Michael.

370
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,425
Good. So...

371
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:15,886
Where are you going?

372
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,930
Just something
I have to do first.

373
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,431
Where are you taking
the client list?

374
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,434
Some place safe,
where it can't hurt anyone.

375
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,560
Michael!

376
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,523
Michael! No!

377
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,108
I will get it.

378
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,567
Michael, don't do this!

379
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,860
Don't do it!

380
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,237
Michael!

381
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,656
Michael!

382
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,118
Oh, shoot! My keys.
Come on, stop. Freeze.

383
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,036
Stop! Give me the list!

384
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:57,970
No, no, no. No!

385
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,306
I can't let you do this.
Those people will be ruined!

386
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,391
It's business!
It's not personal!

387
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,818
No!
Give it!

388
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,611
Dwight, give it!

389
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,865
You can't do this
to those people!

390
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,159
It's over, Michael.
It's over.

391
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,086
I'm not a shark.

392
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,007
No!

393
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,967
Okay, time for
the final vote.

394
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:41,889
All those in favor of the
resolution, "Hilary Swank is hot."

395
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,100
Okay.

396
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,771
And all those opposed.

397
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,192
This is ridiculous. That's
the thing about debating.

398
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,903
People just get entrenched in
the view they had in the first place.

399
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,864
I could tell when I was
talking you were not listening.

400
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,699
This is great
stuff, Michael.

401
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,327
You are a titan
of industry, pal.

402
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,079
Yeah. Thank you.
Good work.

403
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,997
Look, I'll be in touch.
Thanks, buddy.

404
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,123
Okay. Bye-bye.

405
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,297
Well, guess whose stock
just went up, golden boy?

406
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,136
I guess this is what
they call a bittersweet moment.

407
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:29,561
It is bitter because I slightly
destroyed a wonderful little family.

408
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,148
But sweet because David
Wallace thought I did a good job.

409
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,486
That's why I hate
bittersweet chocolate.

410
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,073
I don't even...
What's the point of that?

411
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,743
Why not just sweet? I
mean, who are you helping?

412
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,542
Oh, hey, what is this?

413
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,709
Hilary Swank.

414
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,002
Oh, she's hot.

415
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,049
Yeah!

416
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,009
Damn it.