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You guys look amazing.
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Stanley, I thought
you hated halloween.
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He wears it
so he can sleep at his desk.
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- Who are you?
- Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City.
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- I like your shoes.
- Thank you.
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- Will you help walk me to the fax?
- Sure.
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I got her, I got her,
I can help you.
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- You look amazing.
- Inappropriate. Thank you.
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- Who are you, Larry King?
- Gordon Gekko.
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- From the insurance commercials.
- Yeah...
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Awesome.
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Let's put a smile on that face.
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Damn it, Creed!
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I've been up since 4:00!
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Sweet'stume, dude.
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Who are you supposed to be?
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Cool.
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You are...
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a cat.
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We were looking for kitten.
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Give me one second.
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Jim Halpert.
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- Hey, New York. Happy Halloween.
- Thanks.
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My costume's getting
a lot of attention.
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So apparently no one
dresses up for Halloween here.
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I wish I had known that before I used
grease paint for my moustache.
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And I can't even take off my hat
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because then I'm Hitler.
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Wanna see a magic trick?
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I'm gonna make a pencil disa...
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Disappear.
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OK, I think we are set.
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We have puzzles,
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string for cat's cradles.
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Burned this last night.
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A little road trip CD.
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Puppets.
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Look at all this stuff.
It's only 7 hours.
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When corporate found out
that we were dating,
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they decided
they were gonna transfer Holly
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back to her old branch
in Nashua, New Hampshire.
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Michael's taking a personal day
to move me up.
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Road trip!
Right?
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Breaker one-nine, copy...
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Copy that, breaker.
Those Duke boys are at it again.
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Do not... touch my radio.
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- Kidding.
- We're not doing anything.
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It's been a weird week
since we found out I had to transfer.
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Michael wanted me to quit
and get some job here in Scranton,
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I said "why don't you quit
and get some job in Nashua?"
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He said "I asked you first."
I said "first"
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at the same time he did.
And then I said "jinx."
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And then we never...
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talked about it again,
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and haven't been back
to the conversation, so...
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All right, everybody,
I am out of here.
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- Jim, you are in charge.
- I'll walk you out.
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You're quite a gentleman.
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You can let people go
a couple of min early if you want.
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All right, we'll see.
No.
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I'm off to New York.
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My brother Pete from Boston
and my brother Tom from New Jersey
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are taking Pam and I out for lunch
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to celebrate the engagement.
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Or maybe to beat me up.
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I can never tell with those two.
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Good morning, temp.
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Good morning.
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Good morning, Dwight.
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Thought I'd go casual today.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Good morning.
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Hello.
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How are you, Phyllis?
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That's funny.
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Take that sweatshirt off!
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- Hey, buddy.
- Andy.
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Remember when I jokingly yelled at you
to take your sweatshirt off?
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Totally joking.
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But you should know
those colors are sacred.
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Not that I care.
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But if you're not a Cornell man.
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- You probably shouldn't wear them.
- No, I get it.
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I totally understand.
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And I just want to assure you
that I mean no disrespect.
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You see, I'm applying.
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Come on, you think
you could get into Cornell?
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Well, if someone who barely
out-sells Phyllis can get in,
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I should be fine.
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- I'm sitting right here, Dwight.
- I meant that as a compliment to you.
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As well as a slight to Andy.
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Cornell is a good school.
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And I want to better myself
through higher education.
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If it makes Andy angry, so be it.
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I have to unpack this weekend, but maybe
next weekend we go to the outlets!
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Mike, you driving every weekend?
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We're gonna switch
back and forth, the driving.
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Sometimes we'll just meet
in the middle.
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It'll be fun. Wait a sec.
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I love this song.
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Life is a highway
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I wanna ride it all night long
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If you're going my way
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I wanna drive you all night long
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If you're going my way
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Hey there.
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So, how do you think we're gonna do
against Penn this year?
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Nathan Ford's arm
looks pretty strong.
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Well, he's had
a pretty good season so far...
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Stop saying "we."
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You did not go to Cornell.
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You're just doing this
to screw with me.
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Not so.
Cornell is an excellent school.
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Without its agricultural program,
we probably wouldn't have cabbage.
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At least not modern cabbage.
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I know it's an excellent school, Dwight.
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I went there.
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My blood runs big red.
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Someday we'll both get together
in Comstock Hall
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and just laugh about all of this.
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Hey, future baby sis!
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How are you, Tom?
Nice to see you.
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I asked Tom and Pete to come early
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so we could play
a prank on Jim at lunch.
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Pretty awesome, right?
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I think they're into the idea.
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They're probably thinking,
"that Pam Beesly,"
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"she's the coolest
sister-in-law on the planet."
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"She's the best."
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"The absolute best."
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OK, so, here's what I'm thinking.
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I'm gonna say that before ceramics class
I took off my ring.
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And then when I changed
back out of my smock,
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it wasn't in my pocket
anymore, and I lost it.
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That's perfect.
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You know what'd be
even more hilarious?
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Remember that thing we did when Jim
was in high school with his girlfriend?
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That would be hilarious.
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We should totally dog her
about being an artist,
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- never making any money.
- That's awesome.
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Like she basically
has a hobby for a job.
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So, not the ring, then?
Not doing the ring, then.
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I think this is better.
This is nice. It's fun.
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He hates it when
we pick on his girlfriends.
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They came up
with that idea really fast.
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- This trip is longer than I thought.
- Yeah, it did look shorter...
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I was having a nightmare.
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You were sleeping?
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- You were talking before.
- Was I? Really?
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- Was I saying anything interesting?
- Not really.
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All right, what's the scoop?
How far?
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Four hours.
Almost halfway there.
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- We're only halfway?
- Halfway! You know what I want to do?
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I want to pull over and
find a little bed and breakfast
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for when we meet in the middle.
Emphasis on the bed.
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And the breakfast.
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Next exit isn't for five miles.
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Let's check there.
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- Hey, guys.
- How are ya?
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Good to see you.
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Nice to see you again, Pam.
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Pam, I haven't seen you
in so, so long.
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All right.
So now we can sit...
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and get comfortable.
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There's nothing out here, man.
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I don't know. I just...
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imagined a hotel right here.
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A pool over here.
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Little breakfast place...
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With really good bacon. Just...
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Here we go.
Fourth time's a charm.
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Life's like a road where you just...
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One thing here and the next day back
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Sometimes you deal with it
then you don't
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Sometimes you do what you want
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It's out there...
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- Are you crying?
- No.
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- Allergies?
- No.
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- Did Darryl touch you?
- What!
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No, Darryl did not touch me.
Can we just keep going, please?
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- What's the matter?
- It's not gonna work.
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- Sure it is.
- There's too much distance.
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It's gonna work.
It'll be fine.
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We've only been dating
each other for a few weeks.
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Listen to me.
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- I like you so much.
- I like you too.
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- And I've dated almost 4 women last...
- I've dated 4 guys last year too.
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No. In like, the last 10 years.
I've dated almost 4 women.
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And you are so far
above them it is stupid.
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Michael, don't. Don't.
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Don't make it harder
than it has to be.
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That's what she said.
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Holly thinks
that this relationship is over.
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Well, you know what,
I am not gonna give up that easy.
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I'm going to make this way harder
than it needs to be.
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Take that down.
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- Excuse me?
- Take...
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that down!
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I once dated a couple of guys
from Cornell.
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They were really nice,
gave me a ride home.
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I seriously doubt
anyone from Cornell dated you.
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It's pronounced "colonel."
Highest rank in the military.
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It's pronounced Cornell!
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It's the highest rank
in the Ivy league.
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Andy, let's just talk about this
man to man
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- after work. What do you say?
- Fine. Good.
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- Good.
- Can we...
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That's big red bear!
That's a bobble big red bear!
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God!
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If you leave on friday by 5:00,
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you'll be rolling in
at midnight at best.
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And then sleep in saturday.
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That only leaves us less than 24 hours
before you have to go back again.
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I will talk to you
on the bluetooth the entire trip.
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So we're talking constantly
all the way.
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I'll tell you everything that I see.
Everything that I pass by.
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Things that I witness on the road.
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Maybe I'll see an accident
one weekend.
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How long could we keep that up?
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- Years.
- Years?
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Years of just a few hours
every weekend?
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Here's my wish.
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I want you to meet a great guy,
and I want you to be happy.
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- Thank you.
- My wish has come true, incidentally.
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Because you've met me
and you are happy.
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Clever, Mike.
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So Pam, how much money does an artist
make after they leave art school?
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Not a lot of money
in the arts, right?
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That's not really true.
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There's a lot to do
with an art degree, actually.
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Maybe Pam should pay the check by...
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drawing a picture on this napkin.
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That's... a little rude.
What's your deal?
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- Just having fun, Jimmy.
- Right, Pam?
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You know what,
I think we're a great couple.
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I think we're a classic couple.
I think we're like Romeo and Juliet.
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I think we....
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go together so well.
We're like peanut butter and jelly.
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- Don't you think?
- I do.
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Then, don't do it.
Please don't do this.
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Please don't do this.
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What's up?
I just thought I'd try you.
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I'm thinking about that story
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where you ran into the girl
you used to babysit.
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- I don't know what I'm gonna do!
- Please call me back.
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- I'm not gonna be OK.
- You will.
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No, I won't. I'm not strong.
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I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan.
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Oh, god!
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- You might be interested...
- What?
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Dwight
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Andy, I've been meaning to ask you,
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which a cappella group
should I join?
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The Harmoniacs or the Do-Re-Migos?
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Assuming you had the voice
to be in any of them,
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it's irrelevant.
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Because I called admissions,
and it looks like I...
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will be conducting
your university interview.
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- That's a conflict of interest.
- Yeah. Big one.
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So should I not let you in now,
or do you want to do the interview,
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and then I won't let you in?
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- Interview.
- Excellent.
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When the hourglass strikes 3:00,
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then in the room
whence employees confer.
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- What?
- The conference room.
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Who are your role models?
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If I had to put Dwight's chances
into a percentage,
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I would say he has
none-percent chance.
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So...
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Dane Cook.
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Jack...
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Bauer.
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And Eli Whitney.
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You're doing great.
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Life is a highway
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I wanna ride it all night...
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This is my niece, Vanessa.
She's a trumpeter.
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- And... look at her.
- Cute.
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It must be really fun
for you and Marcy.
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She only knows how to play
When the saints go marching in.
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- I love that one.
- Yeah, but...
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She doesn't think she's gonna be,
like, a career musician, right?
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Here we go again.
What's your deal today?
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Just saying, how many famous trumpeters
can you name, besides Louis Armstrong?
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- Miles Davis.
- One.
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- Chet something.
- Half.
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- The point is that there are jobs...
- Dizzy Gillespie.
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Also good.
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and hobbies. I love baseball
more than anything,
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but you don't see me
trying to get on the Mets.
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Pete, you couldn't make the Mets.
She's at Pratt.
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You play JV baseball.
Will you lighten up a little bit?
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Just calling it like I see it.
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I don't know if I'm going
to make any money with art.
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I mean,
it's a very competitive field.
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But I've a professor who says
that I've a lot of promise.
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And if I don't try now,
I never will, so...
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Guys, what is going on?
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We pranked you.
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It was Pam's idea.
Pam was the mastermind.
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Got you.
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That was killer.
I was so close to blowing it.
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Let's see how well you know
your big red history.
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Bring it.
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Who was Cornell's 8th president?
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- Dale Raymond Corson.
- I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
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Cornell's 7th president
was, in fact, James A. Perkins.
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Comprehension skills sub-par.
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Interviewing skills... sub-par.
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What are you writing? You can't even
give Cornell your full attention.
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On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell
by evaluating their interviewers.
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Nobody wants that... to happen.
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Well, when they get my evaluation,
we'll see if they're interested.
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Applicant is attempting
to blackmail interviewer,
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showing low moral character.
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Interviewer is threatening applicant
with an arbitrary review process.
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Applicant is wasting everyone's time
with stupid and inane accusations.
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Interviewer has suspect motives.
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Applicant has a head
shaped like a trapezoid.
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Interviewer has turned off
applicant's interest in Cornell,
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and they are going to go
to the vastly superior Dartmouth.
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Ever heard of it?
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I think I have everything I need.
I think I have everything I need.
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You will be hearing from
the Cornell Application Department.
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And you will not be pleased
with the result.
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And your affiliation with Cornell
will end completely!
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... will end completely.
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That is all, sir.
You may go.
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There's another dolly
in the truck, Mike.
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You could take more than a lamp.
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For the record, I wanted
to go another direction.
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Which was way better.
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Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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What do you got?
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I lost my engagement ring
in ceramics class.
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Left it in my smock.
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I had this whole thing
where I go back to class,
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wrongly accuse another girl.
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Look, I even used makeup
to put a ring around my finger.
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- You can hardly see, it's very subtle.
- That is good.
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Thank you.
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Truthfully, anything
would have been better than that prank.
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Text message from my brother.
"Pam cool. Welcome to the family."
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How about at Thanksgiving
we prank Tom about being bald?
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- This is the last of it.
- That's mine, actually.
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- Maybe put it back in the truck.
- You're not staying?
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You know, I have some things
I need to do this weekend.
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I just remembered, so...
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I'll just ride back with you.
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- But you want me to put it back.
- I'll be down in just a second.
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So...
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I think I'm gonna go back
with Darryl.
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- Bye.
- OK, bye.
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I know it's hard, Mike.
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Break-ups hurt.
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We didn't break up.
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Looked like it.
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Sometimes when I'm down like this,
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it helps to sing the blues.
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That's a really pretty song.
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No, no, check it out. Look.
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Wanna do that?
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That's when you hit me
with what's getting you down.
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No, wait, you...
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You supposed to...
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Never mind.
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I thought I'd come in casual today.
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Man, I'm hungry.
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Anyone else feel like a beet?
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- Where did you get those?
- What, these?
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Bernard Farms.
Best beets in the state.
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I see what you are doing.
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But I do not know
where you are going with this.
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You will.
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As soon as you visit
my new beet farm.
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You're supposed to cook these,
aren't you?
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Cornell.