1 00:00:04,631 --> 00:00:06,399 Hello, my name's Oscar, 2 00:00:06,503 --> 00:00:08,425 I'm an accountant at Scranton, Pennsylvania, 3 00:00:08,656 --> 00:00:09,967 and I'm gay. 4 00:00:10,105 --> 00:00:13,379 And I'm here to tell you, that yes, it does get better. 5 00:00:13,863 --> 00:00:15,855 - When I was younger... - What, what's he doing? 6 00:00:15,953 --> 00:00:17,719 - Stretching at younger gays. - Oh... 7 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,460 No, it's just a way to tell young people no matter 8 00:00:20,586 --> 00:00:23,526 how hard it gets for them, there's a brave future ahead. 9 00:00:23,761 --> 00:00:25,437 - With you. 10 00:00:28,424 --> 00:00:30,425 No matter how hard it gets for you, eh-- 11 00:00:30,443 --> 00:00:32,277 Kelly! Seriously, I-- 12 00:00:32,311 --> 00:00:33,478 Just keep chatting. 13 00:00:33,529 --> 00:00:34,762 I'm just checking my makeup in your webcam. 14 00:00:34,780 --> 00:00:36,064 - Do you not own a mirror? 15 00:00:36,098 --> 00:00:38,483 - Webcams make me look the way I look in my fantasies. 16 00:00:38,534 --> 00:00:40,235 - I know, right? What is it? 17 00:00:40,269 --> 00:00:41,870 You always look so good in those things. 18 00:00:41,904 --> 00:00:43,405 - I'm throwing out all my mirrors. 19 00:00:43,439 --> 00:00:46,241 - Okay, as you can see, I now have a cool job 20 00:00:46,275 --> 00:00:48,660 at a dynamic workplace. 21 00:00:48,711 --> 00:00:51,463 Being gay is a celebration of life, it's a simple-- 22 00:00:51,497 --> 00:00:55,116 No, I'm sorry, I just can't sit idly by 23 00:00:55,134 --> 00:00:59,004 and have the gay youth of America mislead 24 00:00:59,055 --> 00:01:00,288 by some reductionist... 25 00:01:00,306 --> 00:01:01,590 - I'm not misleading. 26 00:01:01,624 --> 00:01:05,010 - Pep talk. 27 00:01:05,061 --> 00:01:07,762 Sexuality is a spectrum. 28 00:01:07,796 --> 00:01:10,798 It's a paradox to think of any sexual activity 29 00:01:10,816 --> 00:01:11,933 as normal. 30 00:01:11,967 --> 00:01:13,351 - Mm. 31 00:01:13,402 --> 00:01:16,738 - It gets better but it also gets vastly more complicated. 32 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:20,241 - Hey, Robert, that guy, he looks just like you. 33 00:01:20,276 --> 00:01:22,477 - Ooh! - Ow! Damn it, Kevin! 34 00:01:22,495 --> 00:01:23,578 God! 35 00:01:26,749 --> 00:01:28,316 You okay, Robert? 36 00:01:28,334 --> 00:01:30,785 - Fine. - Put some ice on it. 37 00:01:30,819 --> 00:01:32,837 - In any case, it gets better. 38 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:36,007 - Maybe-- 39 00:01:36,042 --> 00:01:37,959 Maybe not much better... 40 00:01:37,993 --> 00:01:38,993 But better. 41 00:01:43,549 --> 00:01:48,792 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 42 00:01:49,972 --> 00:01:53,475 One, two, three! 43 00:01:53,509 --> 00:01:56,061 - I wanted to give a nice gift to the tenants in the building. 44 00:01:56,112 --> 00:01:57,979 At first I thought, "muffin basket." 45 00:01:58,013 --> 00:01:59,731 Then I thought, "what's even more precious to people 46 00:01:59,765 --> 00:02:01,066 than muffins?" 47 00:02:01,117 --> 00:02:03,652 - Can you just smile, please? - I don't want to! 48 00:02:03,686 --> 00:02:06,204 - Their own children. 49 00:02:06,238 --> 00:02:07,622 Hey, everybody, just a few hours left 50 00:02:07,657 --> 00:02:09,374 for the free family portrait studio. 51 00:02:09,408 --> 00:02:10,492 Darryl! 52 00:02:10,526 --> 00:02:12,744 We'd love to see little Jada come by. 53 00:02:12,795 --> 00:02:13,962 Angela! 54 00:02:13,996 --> 00:02:15,664 Why don't you bring by your little angel? 55 00:02:15,698 --> 00:02:17,165 - No, thank you. 56 00:02:17,199 --> 00:02:19,000 - Jim, you've got those two cute kids. 57 00:02:19,034 --> 00:02:21,002 We sure would love to see them. 58 00:02:21,036 --> 00:02:22,921 - I know why you're doing this, Dwight. 59 00:02:22,972 --> 00:02:25,974 Last week, I may have gone too far. 60 00:02:26,008 --> 00:02:27,375 I'll explain it quickly. 61 00:02:27,393 --> 00:02:29,678 Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. 62 00:02:29,712 --> 00:02:31,813 Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. 63 00:02:31,847 --> 00:02:33,765 And... 64 00:02:33,816 --> 00:02:36,401 You can fill in the rest. 65 00:02:36,435 --> 00:02:37,686 Wha-- 66 00:02:38,938 --> 00:02:40,488 - Damn it, Jim! 67 00:02:41,991 --> 00:02:45,160 - Now he's trying to get me to bring my children in to work. 68 00:02:45,194 --> 00:02:47,178 I think it's fair to be cautious. 69 00:02:47,213 --> 00:02:49,397 - Let me get this straight. 70 00:02:49,415 --> 00:02:51,399 You lost all of it. 71 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:53,368 All your winnings. 72 00:02:53,402 --> 00:02:55,920 $150,000. 73 00:02:55,955 --> 00:02:57,572 - Bad economy. 74 00:02:57,590 --> 00:02:59,090 Bad investment. 75 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:01,176 - You mean to tell me no one wanted an energy drink 76 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:02,510 for Asian homosexuals? 77 00:03:02,545 --> 00:03:03,712 - They did not. 78 00:03:03,746 --> 00:03:07,415 - And you got half a million of these? 79 00:03:10,686 --> 00:03:11,970 - Well, I gotta try it. - I wouldn't. 80 00:03:13,022 --> 00:03:17,058 - Aw, come on, what's the harm? 81 00:03:17,092 --> 00:03:19,394 Mmm. 82 00:03:19,428 --> 00:03:22,197 - What flavor was that? - Coconut penis. 83 00:03:22,231 --> 00:03:25,483 - The coconut's pretty subtle. - Come on, man. 84 00:03:25,534 --> 00:03:27,202 Can't you just give us a yes or a no? 85 00:03:27,236 --> 00:03:28,286 - I don't know, man. 86 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,790 Y'all quit with a lot of confidence. 87 00:03:31,824 --> 00:03:33,742 I mean, it was, like, y'all came up in here 88 00:03:33,776 --> 00:03:36,828 dancing and everybody was-- Ooh, hold on a second. 89 00:03:40,416 --> 00:03:41,583 Oh. 90 00:03:41,617 --> 00:03:44,552 If I were Val, I would break up with Brandon. 91 00:03:44,587 --> 00:03:46,821 Then I would date the hell out of me. 92 00:03:46,856 --> 00:03:48,122 I wouldn't give in to me too fast, 93 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:50,958 let me buy myself some nice dinners and such. 94 00:03:50,976 --> 00:03:56,214 But when I finally did give in, I would go crazy on myself. 95 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:09,277 - Hi, guys. - How's it going, man? 96 00:04:09,311 --> 00:04:11,863 I'm-- I'm good, thank you. 97 00:04:11,914 --> 00:04:13,998 And how are you? 98 00:04:14,033 --> 00:04:18,203 - Great, yeah, good. 99 00:04:18,254 --> 00:04:22,540 - Oh, how the mediocre have fallen. 100 00:04:22,591 --> 00:04:23,792 - Oh, God. 101 00:04:23,826 --> 00:04:26,211 - Look, I'm not here to get my old job back. 102 00:04:26,262 --> 00:04:27,679 I had my opportunity. I blew it. 103 00:04:27,713 --> 00:04:29,013 I'm moving on. 104 00:04:29,048 --> 00:04:31,299 I just wanted to come in here 105 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:34,552 and literally beg you 106 00:04:34,603 --> 00:04:35,770 for something, anything. 107 00:04:35,805 --> 00:04:38,523 I will sweep the floors, water the plants. 108 00:04:38,557 --> 00:04:39,724 - No, you don't understand. - Clean the toilets. 109 00:04:39,775 --> 00:04:40,892 I don't need anyone to-- 110 00:04:40,943 --> 00:04:42,193 Pull the poop out of the toilets. 111 00:04:42,228 --> 00:04:43,361 - That's not even a thing. - Just, please... 112 00:04:43,395 --> 00:04:44,979 - Andy-- - Please. 113 00:04:45,013 --> 00:04:46,981 - Andy. - Give me something! 114 00:04:47,015 --> 00:04:51,069 - Why don't you clean the carpets for today? 115 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,787 - Thank you. 116 00:04:52,822 --> 00:04:54,372 - You're welcome. 117 00:04:54,406 --> 00:04:56,791 Up you get then. 118 00:04:56,826 --> 00:04:58,910 Pick yourself up. 119 00:04:58,961 --> 00:05:00,128 - There it is. - Thank you. 120 00:05:00,162 --> 00:05:03,081 You don't need to-- 121 00:05:06,252 --> 00:05:10,138 I have a delicious secret. 122 00:05:14,143 --> 00:05:15,343 - Good, good. 123 00:05:15,377 --> 00:05:17,395 This carpet's overdue for a good mopping. 124 00:05:17,429 --> 00:05:19,981 - Is a mop the most efficient tool to use on a carpet? 125 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:24,152 - Yeah, it is actually. 126 00:05:24,186 --> 00:05:26,271 Mmm, I can't hold it in any longer. 127 00:05:26,322 --> 00:05:28,690 Um, I am faking this, okay? 128 00:05:28,724 --> 00:05:31,025 Because I convinced David Wallace 129 00:05:31,059 --> 00:05:34,078 to buy Dunder Mifflin back from Sabre. 130 00:05:34,113 --> 00:05:36,915 And at 3:00 today, he's gonna walk in here 131 00:05:36,949 --> 00:05:38,499 and reinstate me... 132 00:05:38,534 --> 00:05:40,118 As manager. 133 00:05:40,169 --> 00:05:44,005 - Family picture! 134 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:45,423 Pam! 135 00:05:45,457 --> 00:05:47,241 - No! - What? 136 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:48,543 Honey, we talked about this. 137 00:05:48,577 --> 00:05:50,912 - No, we talked about not bringing them in 138 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:52,964 to Dwight's photo studio-slash-trap. 139 00:05:53,015 --> 00:05:55,350 - Yes, and then we decided that was crazy. 140 00:05:55,384 --> 00:05:57,719 - No, we decided it was crazy not to worry about it. 141 00:05:57,753 --> 00:06:00,305 - No, we settled in a much more rational place, remember? 142 00:06:00,356 --> 00:06:01,389 - Nope. 143 00:06:01,423 --> 00:06:02,390 - We decided that there's no way 144 00:06:02,424 --> 00:06:03,892 Dwight would harm a child. 145 00:06:03,926 --> 00:06:06,361 - But are you 100% sure? I don't think any of us are. 146 00:06:06,395 --> 00:06:08,730 - No, no. - Nope. 147 00:06:08,764 --> 00:06:10,815 - But it's free. And we'll keep our eye on them. 148 00:06:10,866 --> 00:06:11,816 - That's-- - Yes. 149 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:13,151 That's-- 150 00:06:13,202 --> 00:06:14,535 - and we will make sure that Dwight doesn't do anything 151 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:15,536 C-R-A-Z-Y. 152 00:06:15,571 --> 00:06:18,573 Wait, C-R-A-Z... 153 00:06:18,607 --> 00:06:20,575 - Great, right up there. - Yeah? 154 00:06:20,609 --> 00:06:22,076 - Yeah. 155 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:23,211 - You just sit right here one time. 156 00:06:23,245 --> 00:06:24,629 - Here you go. - Okay. 157 00:06:24,663 --> 00:06:25,797 - All right, why don't you just... 158 00:06:25,831 --> 00:06:27,832 - Oh, great. Thank you. - Give him to me and... 159 00:06:27,883 --> 00:06:29,083 Perfect. 160 00:06:29,117 --> 00:06:30,585 - Okay, ready? - This is great. 161 00:06:30,619 --> 00:06:31,753 - Excuse me, hold on. - There you go. 162 00:06:31,787 --> 00:06:33,054 - All right. - Okay. 163 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:34,288 - Let's do it. - I'll just stand here then. 164 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:35,757 - Yeah, just keep your eye on Dwight, great. 165 00:06:35,791 --> 00:06:36,975 - Sir, could you look into the camera? 166 00:06:37,009 --> 00:06:38,843 - Let's do it, shoot it. - Sir. 167 00:06:38,894 --> 00:06:39,961 - Great. - Up here. 168 00:06:39,979 --> 00:06:41,796 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 169 00:06:41,814 --> 00:06:42,981 Jim, right here, right here. 170 00:06:43,015 --> 00:06:45,516 - Okay, good. - Oh, so that's it? 171 00:06:45,567 --> 00:06:48,469 - That's it. - See? That wasn't so hard. 172 00:06:48,487 --> 00:06:51,189 - Cute kids, thanks for coming. 173 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,991 - Hello, Erin. 174 00:06:53,025 --> 00:06:55,693 - Hello, everybody. - Uh, what? Why? 175 00:06:55,744 --> 00:06:57,412 Uh, hi, honey. What-- How are you doing? 176 00:06:57,446 --> 00:06:58,746 - Hi, you know, my office got a call 177 00:06:58,781 --> 00:07:01,950 that they were shooting family portraits right here. 178 00:07:01,984 --> 00:07:03,418 And if there's one thing that every politician 179 00:07:03,452 --> 00:07:06,287 instinctively understands, it's a good photo op. 180 00:07:06,321 --> 00:07:07,288 Yeah. 181 00:07:07,322 --> 00:07:08,623 - Heh. 182 00:07:08,657 --> 00:07:10,425 - Okay, you're going to go through the hallway. 183 00:07:10,459 --> 00:07:11,659 Here's a map. 184 00:07:11,677 --> 00:07:15,046 And if you get lost, just follow the blue line. 185 00:07:15,097 --> 00:07:18,049 - Thanks. 186 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,050 - Well, well, well. 187 00:07:19,101 --> 00:07:21,669 Senator Lipton, welcome. 188 00:07:21,687 --> 00:07:22,804 - Angela. - Dwight. 189 00:07:22,838 --> 00:07:24,806 - Nice to see you. May I hold him? 190 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,307 - Sure. - No. 191 00:07:26,341 --> 00:07:29,644 I am going to hold him because I haven't seen him all day. 192 00:07:29,678 --> 00:07:32,563 I think that Dwight is doing this whole thing 193 00:07:32,614 --> 00:07:35,650 to, um, get a sample of my baby's DNA 194 00:07:35,684 --> 00:07:38,236 to prove he's the father. 195 00:07:38,287 --> 00:07:40,705 Which... Is impossible... 196 00:07:40,739 --> 00:07:42,540 Because the Senator is the only man 197 00:07:42,574 --> 00:07:45,743 I've ever been with. 198 00:07:54,234 --> 00:07:56,202 - Okay, hold on a second, folks. 199 00:07:56,236 --> 00:07:58,121 A few of the baby's hairs are out of place. 200 00:07:58,172 --> 00:07:59,789 - Oh, thank you. - No, no, no. 201 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,292 I like the baby's hair the way it is. 202 00:08:02,343 --> 00:08:04,010 - Really? 203 00:08:04,045 --> 00:08:07,080 - This is getting more and more delicious by the minute. 204 00:08:15,856 --> 00:08:17,524 It's go time. 205 00:08:17,558 --> 00:08:20,760 Hey, Nellie, I made you-- 206 00:08:20,778 --> 00:08:22,228 I made you some soup. 207 00:08:22,262 --> 00:08:24,030 - Well, I don't want any soup. 208 00:08:24,065 --> 00:08:27,617 - But it's really good-- Oh! - Oh, come on, Andy! 209 00:08:38,946 --> 00:08:41,381 - I know this is going to be a great payoff. 210 00:08:41,415 --> 00:08:43,166 - A delicious moment. 211 00:08:43,217 --> 00:08:46,619 - But after you're manager, some of these images 212 00:08:46,637 --> 00:08:49,422 are going to be hard to shake. 213 00:08:49,456 --> 00:08:52,225 - Well, but it-- - Just calibrate. 214 00:08:52,259 --> 00:08:55,311 Okay? Calibrate. 215 00:08:55,346 --> 00:08:57,597 - Okay, here we go. 216 00:08:57,631 --> 00:08:58,798 Oh, you know what? I don't want to throw 217 00:08:58,816 --> 00:09:01,134 a wrench into the works, but I want everything 218 00:09:01,152 --> 00:09:02,652 to be perfect, and the baby's fingernails 219 00:09:02,686 --> 00:09:03,737 are just bothering me a little bit. 220 00:09:03,771 --> 00:09:05,188 Mm-mm, leave us alone. 221 00:09:05,239 --> 00:09:07,323 - I guess we're okay with the fingernails. 222 00:09:07,358 --> 00:09:09,976 - Okay, great. Suit yourself. 223 00:09:11,612 --> 00:09:14,313 - Although, are those excess skin cells 224 00:09:14,331 --> 00:09:17,083 on the baby's cheek distracting to you as well? 225 00:09:17,085 --> 00:09:18,034 - Here. - Dwight! 226 00:09:18,085 --> 00:09:19,152 We're fine! 227 00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:22,455 - Oopsie, did somebody make a boopsie? 228 00:09:22,489 --> 00:09:24,174 Oh, no. 229 00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:25,592 - I'm just gonna take him out and change him 230 00:09:25,626 --> 00:09:26,760 just for a second. 231 00:09:26,794 --> 00:09:29,629 - He defecated. Ooh. 232 00:09:29,663 --> 00:09:30,847 - You're stinky. 233 00:09:30,881 --> 00:09:33,850 - A lot has changed since y'all left, okay? 234 00:09:33,884 --> 00:09:35,969 You're gonna have to jump through some hoops. 235 00:09:36,003 --> 00:09:37,937 And the new foreman is here. 236 00:09:37,972 --> 00:09:41,024 Now she's one of the best we've ever known, okay? 237 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,643 So I need you to show her your utmost respect. 238 00:09:43,677 --> 00:09:47,180 Make sure that she feels welcome and at home, okay? 239 00:09:47,198 --> 00:09:48,448 Can you do that? 240 00:09:48,482 --> 00:09:49,532 - That's some pretty blatant complimenting 241 00:09:49,567 --> 00:09:50,700 you're doing there, man. 242 00:09:50,734 --> 00:09:51,734 I don't even talk to her like that. 243 00:09:51,786 --> 00:09:53,369 - Uh, Brandon? - I would. 244 00:09:53,404 --> 00:09:55,205 - You would? - Yeah. 245 00:09:55,239 --> 00:09:56,689 - Sounds like you're trying to hit on my girlfriend. 246 00:09:56,707 --> 00:09:59,993 - Calm down, he's not. - Yes, I am. 247 00:10:00,027 --> 00:10:01,828 Just so everyone's on the same page. 248 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,362 - So you really think 249 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:05,415 she's gonna leave a guy who owns his own restaurant 250 00:10:05,466 --> 00:10:07,417 for a dude who ate his own restaurant? 251 00:10:07,468 --> 00:10:08,802 - Brandon. 252 00:10:08,836 --> 00:10:11,004 - Good slam. - Thank you, biggie. 253 00:10:11,038 --> 00:10:14,057 - Good luck to you. - Oh, and have a burger for me. 254 00:10:18,145 --> 00:10:22,398 - Okay, shall we take a few more? - I think we have all the shots we need. 255 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:26,186 - Thank you, Dwight. - Okay, here we go... 256 00:10:37,798 --> 00:10:39,616 - No! Dwight! 257 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:43,536 Give me the diaper! Dwight! 258 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,630 - Is this what you were looking for? 259 00:10:53,681 --> 00:10:57,016 Huh? Huh? 260 00:10:58,052 --> 00:11:00,186 - Andy, we wanted to talk to you. 261 00:11:00,221 --> 00:11:03,640 A lot of us are very concerned about you. 262 00:11:03,691 --> 00:11:06,759 - You're dirty, you stink of booze, 263 00:11:06,777 --> 00:11:08,645 you're limping inexplicably. 264 00:11:08,696 --> 00:11:10,730 - I just want you guys not to worry. 265 00:11:10,764 --> 00:11:12,699 'Cause old Andy's gonna be just fine. 266 00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:15,368 - No, no, see? This is what we're talking about. 267 00:11:15,402 --> 00:11:16,653 I mean, what was that accent? 268 00:11:16,704 --> 00:11:18,821 And last time I checked, you were drunk 269 00:11:18,873 --> 00:11:23,326 and now you're not drunk. 270 00:11:23,377 --> 00:11:25,578 - No, unfortunately it's true. 271 00:11:25,612 --> 00:11:27,247 He's been a nightmare. 272 00:11:27,281 --> 00:11:30,049 And the worst part is he's been taking it out on me. 273 00:11:30,084 --> 00:11:31,584 - You hit her? - What? 274 00:11:31,618 --> 00:11:33,169 - No! No! 275 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:36,172 That is not the deal. 276 00:11:36,223 --> 00:11:37,173 Calibrate. 277 00:11:37,224 --> 00:11:38,958 - He's not hitting me. 278 00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:42,061 But he's been verbally abusing me-- 279 00:11:42,096 --> 00:11:44,264 That's not true either! 280 00:11:44,298 --> 00:11:48,968 That's also total-- Everyone, please relax. 281 00:11:48,986 --> 00:11:52,272 I think you're gonna like this surprise guest. 282 00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:56,159 - Happy birthday to Gabe. 283 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,828 - Oh, get out, skeleton man! 284 00:12:01,615 --> 00:12:03,616 - I can refer you to someone to talk to. 285 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,168 - Huh? 286 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,502 - Hold on. - Give you a name or-- 287 00:12:06,537 --> 00:12:08,288 I'm just gonna-- Quick-- Hello? 288 00:12:08,322 --> 00:12:11,925 Hey, what's the scoop? Are you close? 289 00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:13,676 What? 290 00:12:13,711 --> 00:12:15,511 No. No, no, no, no, no. 291 00:12:15,546 --> 00:12:18,598 You have to come now. 292 00:12:18,632 --> 00:12:20,350 Traffic clears. 293 00:12:20,384 --> 00:12:22,668 No, next Friday... 294 00:12:22,686 --> 00:12:24,938 That's not gonna work. Okay. 295 00:12:24,972 --> 00:12:26,806 Yeah. 296 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,642 Okay. 297 00:12:29,676 --> 00:12:31,978 Damn it! 298 00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:35,031 Well, this is not gonna be quite as delicious as I wanted, 299 00:12:35,065 --> 00:12:39,402 but I do have a very tasty announcement for you guys. 300 00:12:39,436 --> 00:12:42,038 Not only am I not a lowly janitor, 301 00:12:42,072 --> 00:12:44,707 I am the regional manager once again. 302 00:12:44,742 --> 00:12:46,909 Guys, I got my old job back. 303 00:12:46,961 --> 00:12:48,411 - Oh, boy. - Oh, Andy. 304 00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:50,330 - What? - I'm not crazy. 305 00:12:50,364 --> 00:12:53,466 I convinced David Wallace to give me my job back. 306 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:56,052 - David Wallace hasn't worked here in years. 307 00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:58,221 - Okay, yes, I see the confusion. 308 00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,872 I saw David at the fundraiser. 309 00:12:59,890 --> 00:13:03,426 He is now a multi-millionaire because he sold his toy vacuum 310 00:13:03,477 --> 00:13:05,812 "Suck It," to the US Military. 311 00:13:05,846 --> 00:13:08,181 - Andy, come on. - Even I know that's weird. 312 00:13:08,215 --> 00:13:10,900 I-- I-- Okay, I get how that sounds crazy. 313 00:13:10,934 --> 00:13:13,519 - Hey, Andy, nobody's calling you crazy, Andy. 314 00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:15,188 We're your friends, Andy. 315 00:13:15,222 --> 00:13:16,606 - Stop saying my name. 316 00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:18,775 - No, he's not making this up. - Thank you, Erin. 317 00:13:18,826 --> 00:13:21,944 - Andy tells me about seeing David Wallace all the time. 318 00:13:21,996 --> 00:13:27,250 - But have you ever actually seen him yourself? 319 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,785 - Oh, my God. Wait. 320 00:13:28,836 --> 00:13:31,371 Erin, come-- Come on. 321 00:13:31,405 --> 00:13:33,673 You know I've been talking to David Wallace. 322 00:13:33,707 --> 00:13:37,743 - Do you see David Wallace in the room right now? 323 00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:48,103 - Operation Phoenix is a go. 324 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:49,554 Just get the car ready. 325 00:13:50,856 --> 00:13:52,273 - No, you look at me like you're adoring me 326 00:13:52,308 --> 00:13:53,525 and I'm gonna look at the camera 327 00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:54,693 like I don't even know you're there. 328 00:13:54,727 --> 00:13:57,779 - I do adore you. 329 00:14:02,118 --> 00:14:05,537 - Andrew, it's time for you to go home. 330 00:14:05,571 --> 00:14:07,022 You're better than this. 331 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:09,541 - Yeah, I know. 332 00:14:09,575 --> 00:14:12,777 - Everyone's better than this, because this is the worst thing 333 00:14:12,795 --> 00:14:15,664 I have ever seen. 334 00:14:20,302 --> 00:14:22,721 Why'd they add coconut? I miss original. 335 00:14:22,755 --> 00:14:23,838 - Hey. 336 00:14:23,889 --> 00:14:26,057 - Oh, David. - Hey! 337 00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:27,425 - Hey! - Hey, guys. 338 00:14:27,459 --> 00:14:28,560 Long time. 339 00:14:28,594 --> 00:14:30,261 - David, what are you doing here? 340 00:14:30,295 --> 00:14:31,730 - Is it true you're buying the company? 341 00:14:31,764 --> 00:14:33,848 - Okay. 342 00:14:33,899 --> 00:14:34,983 I guess the word is out. 343 00:14:35,017 --> 00:14:37,652 Uh, please keep this a secret. 344 00:14:37,687 --> 00:14:39,187 But, yes, I've been talking with Andy-- 345 00:14:39,238 --> 00:14:40,689 What? 346 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,574 Thought I heard my name. What? 347 00:14:42,608 --> 00:14:44,576 I'm the new manager? 348 00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:46,077 - I'll get to that in a second, Andy. 349 00:14:46,112 --> 00:14:48,279 But it's-- It is-- It is me, right? 350 00:14:48,313 --> 00:14:50,915 - Yes, as we've discussed. - What? 351 00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:53,501 - But it's very possible-- - Oh, my God. 352 00:14:53,536 --> 00:14:55,453 - Probable. - Wow. 353 00:14:55,487 --> 00:14:57,321 From janitor to manager? 354 00:14:57,339 --> 00:14:58,489 - Yup. 355 00:14:58,507 --> 00:14:59,591 - That's quite a cinderella story. 356 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:04,546 From M-O-P to M-V-P. 357 00:15:04,597 --> 00:15:06,514 There's an official announcement, a few details to-- 358 00:15:06,549 --> 00:15:09,517 From total loss, to total boss. 359 00:15:09,552 --> 00:15:10,769 I mean-- 360 00:15:10,803 --> 00:15:12,053 Can we expect any payroll interruptions? 361 00:15:12,104 --> 00:15:14,055 - Now that is a great question, Stanley. 362 00:15:14,106 --> 00:15:15,473 Right now I think all your operations 363 00:15:15,507 --> 00:15:17,475 or most of your operations are pretty much down in Florida, 364 00:15:17,509 --> 00:15:18,860 so to shift back up-- 365 00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:23,681 I was so looking forward to that and it did not... 366 00:15:23,699 --> 00:15:27,569 Go as I thought it would. 367 00:15:43,502 --> 00:15:46,004 - So we're not gonna be a part of Sabre anymore? 368 00:15:46,038 --> 00:15:48,006 - Actually, nothing is gonna be a part of Sabre anymore. 369 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,057 Joe Bennett's planning on liquidating 370 00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:50,341 the rest of the company. 371 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,043 - Oof. 372 00:15:53,479 --> 00:15:56,064 Wouldn't wanna be a Sabre employee right about now. 373 00:15:57,817 --> 00:16:00,101 I'm actually the CEO. 374 00:16:00,152 --> 00:16:02,987 - Aah, I didn't realize you were standing there. 375 00:16:03,022 --> 00:16:05,190 - Hey, my friend, trust me. This is for the best. 376 00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:07,776 I never understood that corporate mess. 377 00:16:07,827 --> 00:16:09,611 - Well, okay. Well, great to meet you. 378 00:16:09,662 --> 00:16:12,080 - Likewise, I'm Bob. Bob Kazamakis. 379 00:16:12,114 --> 00:16:13,414 - Pleasure. 380 00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,566 - I'd love to give you a little rundown 381 00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:17,001 on what I've learned about this place. 382 00:16:17,036 --> 00:16:18,837 - That's very gracious of you, Bob. 383 00:16:18,871 --> 00:16:19,921 I would love that. 384 00:16:19,955 --> 00:16:22,290 - Please. 385 00:16:25,628 --> 00:16:30,048 - Guess I'd better take off these dirty rags. 386 00:16:30,082 --> 00:16:33,685 Figure out how to be a manager of this place. 387 00:16:33,719 --> 00:16:36,054 - Perhaps your year of experience managing this branch 388 00:16:36,088 --> 00:16:37,138 will come in handy. 389 00:16:37,189 --> 00:16:41,559 - Gosh, I hope so. 390 00:16:44,196 --> 00:16:47,398 - No! God, Mose! God! - Hi, Angela. 391 00:16:47,432 --> 00:16:51,452 - Get out of the car! Get out! 392 00:16:51,487 --> 00:16:53,404 Where is he? Where is he? 393 00:16:53,438 --> 00:16:55,206 - I'm not supposed to say. - Yes! Tell me! 394 00:16:55,241 --> 00:16:58,493 Tell me where he is! 395 00:16:58,544 --> 00:17:00,044 Mose, damn it! 396 00:17:00,079 --> 00:17:01,579 Where did he go? 397 00:17:01,613 --> 00:17:04,132 Mose! Get back here! 398 00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:08,553 - Let's see that smile. 399 00:17:12,975 --> 00:17:15,393 - Right here? - Cool. 400 00:17:39,084 --> 00:17:41,652 Looks like I might get my delicious moment 401 00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:43,454 after all. 402 00:17:43,488 --> 00:17:45,206 - May I say one thing? 403 00:17:45,257 --> 00:17:47,842 - It would be rude of me not to let you... 404 00:17:47,877 --> 00:17:51,129 Say whatever is on your mind. 405 00:17:51,163 --> 00:17:54,966 - The quality of mercy is not strained. 406 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,634 - No. - It droppeth. 407 00:17:56,668 --> 00:17:58,887 As the gentle rain from heaven, 408 00:17:58,938 --> 00:18:00,605 upon the place beneath. 409 00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:03,775 - Do not bring Shakespeare into this. 410 00:18:03,809 --> 00:18:06,311 How dare you play the bard card? 411 00:18:06,345 --> 00:18:09,814 - It blesseth he who gives and he who takes. 412 00:18:09,848 --> 00:18:12,483 'Tis mightiest in the mightiest. 413 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:17,488 - I just want one motherfucking delicious moment. 414 00:18:17,522 --> 00:18:19,874 Is that too much to ask? 415 00:18:24,163 --> 00:18:26,164 I were to hire you back-- 416 00:18:26,198 --> 00:18:28,466 If-- 417 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,919 What do you think you would do well? 418 00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:33,504 - Special projects manager, that's my background. 419 00:18:33,538 --> 00:18:35,640 I just go around doing whatever I want. 420 00:18:35,674 --> 00:18:38,226 - All right, you sly bastard. 421 00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:41,095 When can you start? 422 00:18:49,772 --> 00:18:52,690 - Okay, everyone. 423 00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:54,442 Had a conversation with Bob, 424 00:18:54,493 --> 00:18:56,394 and since I am going to be CEO now, 425 00:18:56,412 --> 00:18:57,829 there will be no need for him. 426 00:18:57,863 --> 00:19:00,365 - Ouch! That's gotta hurt. 427 00:19:00,399 --> 00:19:02,533 - But he is going to make so much money 428 00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:04,068 from the liquidation, he's gonna be freed up 429 00:19:04,086 --> 00:19:05,903 to do something much more important. 430 00:19:05,921 --> 00:19:07,255 - What? 431 00:19:07,289 --> 00:19:10,625 - David has generously offered to donate $1 million 432 00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:15,179 in matching funds to a cause that's very dear to me. 433 00:19:15,214 --> 00:19:19,083 So for the next three years, I'll be traveling overseas, 434 00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:23,421 concentrating on all of my efforts on educating-- mentoring, 435 00:19:23,439 --> 00:19:25,857 some African, some Asian, 436 00:19:25,891 --> 00:19:28,776 but mainly Eastern European women. 437 00:19:28,811 --> 00:19:31,479 - I had no idea how pervasive this problem was until Bob 438 00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:32,697 explained it to me. 439 00:19:32,731 --> 00:19:35,149 - Oprah Winfrey's leadership academy 440 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,568 and other schools like it, while wonderful, 441 00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:39,270 end with high school. 442 00:19:39,288 --> 00:19:41,406 I wanna see these girls right through college. 443 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,241 Especially the gymnasts. 444 00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:46,577 They've lost so many years 445 00:19:46,611 --> 00:19:48,913 of crucial education 446 00:19:48,947 --> 00:19:50,465 to perfecting their bodies. 447 00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:53,634 Muscle groups the rest of us can't even fathom. 448 00:19:53,669 --> 00:19:55,336 - Gymnasts? 449 00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:57,722 You're going to seek out uneducated gymnasts? 450 00:19:57,756 --> 00:20:01,726 - Yeah, so I'm hoping to identify some truly 451 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:05,513 exceptional women who show great promise. 452 00:20:05,564 --> 00:20:08,149 Well, Andy, it's been fun. 453 00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:11,102 Mm. Mm-hmm. 454 00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:22,113 - It's been a great year. 455 00:20:27,619 --> 00:20:28,819 - Hello. 456 00:20:28,837 --> 00:20:30,654 - Where is it? 457 00:20:30,672 --> 00:20:32,373 - They're testing it now. 458 00:20:32,424 --> 00:20:34,042 - How long does it take to get the results? 459 00:20:34,093 --> 00:20:35,676 - 72 hours. 460 00:20:35,711 --> 00:20:37,929 - You're gonna wait here? 461 00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:41,049 - Yes. 462 00:20:55,731 --> 00:20:58,866 - Dwight, I can't do this. Dwight! 463 00:21:10,585 --> 00:21:12,291 - Hey. - Senator Lipton. 464 00:21:12,395 --> 00:21:14,292 - Hey, how are you? - You didn't call. 465 00:21:16,322 --> 00:21:19,356 Well, the issue that concerned me... 466 00:21:19,436 --> 00:21:21,382 You know what this is about... 467 00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,000 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com