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Approved!
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♪ from South park!
It's genius!
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♪ I'm ♪
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I decided to prescreen all the
Halloween costumes this year.
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I've three simple rules.
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Don't be offensive,
don't be cliche,
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and don't take the first
two rules too seriously.
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The gorilla from Rise of
the Planet of the Apes.
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The one who sacrifices his life.
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Oh! Wow. Spoiler alert!
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It's been out for ages, man.
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Costume vetoed.
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Yeah...lt's, uh...
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Somebody's already called that.
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Who?
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Kevin has a gorilla suit
you could borrow.
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This is ridiculous.
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Why can't there just be
two Kate Middletons?
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Guys, I know.
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I mean, I wish
there could be too.
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It's like...I can't choose.
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They're both amazing,
it's just--
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look, I stayed up all night,
and I watched that GD wedding,
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and then I came to work
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and I made everyone else
watch it all day.
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Meredith wasn't even here.
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Because I was there.
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"You're the people's princess!
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Diana was nothing!"
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I thought you were
at your sister's funeral.
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What I said was, "my sister's
funeral is this weekend."
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Didn't say I'd be there.
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Why is it such a shock
that I follow the royal story?
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Warms my heart,
thinking about them two kids...
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Doin' it.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Um...
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Can I
maybe squeeze through the...
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There you go.
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There we go.
Thank you.
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When they talk about
all the nice things
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about dating a coworker,
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they don't mention
one of the best parts.
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After you're done dating,
you still get to work together
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every single day.
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Jim, put it on.
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Put it on, man.
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I don't know if I can.
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Come on.
The three amigos.
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- Three kings.
- All right.
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I know, I know, I know.
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But Darryl and Kevin
needed a third.
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They bought me this Jersey.
I said no.
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Kevin started crying, so...
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I am Chris Bosh.
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If you get into season one,
then you'll really--
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Oh, my God.
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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It's called a costume.
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What are you, some kind of
Jamaican zombie woman?
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Ryan, will you please
tell her who I am?
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Whoopi Goldberg.
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Has no one here
heard of Kerrigan?
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From Starcraft?
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Queen of blades?
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It's all Toby's fault.
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Every Halloween,
I tell him the same thing.
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You can't bring weapons
into the office.
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And every year,
he says the same thing.
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"Soon as I get my weapons back,
I'm gonna kill you."
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But there I am at Thanksgiving,
alive, you know?
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I'm the lucky turkey.
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Everybody looking good?
This is--
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this is the best we can do?
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I'm not judging, I...
I think you guys look great.
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I just...Wanna make sure.
This is the best we can do?
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I just got a text
from Broccoli Rob--"boo!"
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It scared me.
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And then I got this text
from Robert California--
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"looking forward
to Halloween party.
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Expectations are high."
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Scared the [Bleep] out of me.
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Good day, pamaroo.
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Could you shoot
this off for me?
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- Yeah.
- Australian accent.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I just wanted
to see how you do it.
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If you're doing
something I don't.
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Oh.
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- Are you--
- That Andy.
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So hot and cold.
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One day, he's like,
"fax these documents, please."
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Then the next, he's like,
"Pam, you fax them.
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Who cares
what Erin's feeling?"
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- Right?
- Oh, Erin.
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Pam, how would you rate me
as a receptionist
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on a scale of one to three?
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Um...Two?
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That's, like, the second
to last thing I wanted to hear.
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No, I mean, you're doing great.
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And Andy put you in charge
of the whole party, right?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah!
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Send completed.
You are the best in the biz.
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I can't deny.
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Bob and I are doing
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the Scranton
Haunted walking tour.
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I always wondered what kind
of people went on that thing.
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Oh, hey, if you go
by the Banshee Pub,
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tell the man in black
I say hello.
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What happened, Pam?
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Okay, when I was 22,
I worked there,
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and everybody said
the place was haunted.
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I didn't believe it,
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until one day,
before we opened,
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I look up into the mirror,
you know, behind the bar,
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and I see this old man
dressed all in black.
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But when I turn around,
there's no one there.
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- Oh!
- So I tell the cook my story--
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Wait, they have food there?
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And he said,
"that's what everyone sees.
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That's the man in black."
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No.
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My wife does not
believe in ghosts.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Oh, this "man in black" thing.
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What do you think
that was about?
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What do you mean?
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Was it, like,
trickery in the lights,
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or maybe you were
so primed to see it,
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then there it was.
I saw a ghost.
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Mm-hmm. No, but what
I'm saying is, like,
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- do you ever wonder what it was?
- It was a ghost.
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I told you this
on, like, our first date.
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Yeah, I had just
told you about the day
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that I met the blue angels.
I figured you had to top it.
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I don't know
what to tell you, Jim,
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but I saw a ghost.
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Hey!
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Uh-oh, looks like
we're under a Jack attack.
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Yes, Andrew.
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And you, on this day of fantasy,
are...A laborer.
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Yes.
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Everyone, this is Bert, my son.
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Bert, this is...
A paper company.
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Hey, Bert.
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Hello.
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Can I use a computer?
I need to check a hurricane.
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Here, use this one.
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Ah, look.
"Pin the wart on the witch."
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How did you know
I was bringing my son?
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Oh, I didn't.
It was for us.
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But he can play.
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Bertie-boy, would you like
to play this game?
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That stuff's for babies.
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Well, perhaps this party
will awaken the baby
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in all of us.
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Wow, who shot our grownup party
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with a kiddie ray gun?
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We're still getting it set up.
It's gonna be really cool.
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Extraordinary.
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Did you plan this?
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Well, Toby and I did, yeah.
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And I overheard, and thought,
"hey, that'd be fun.
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Don't mind if I do."
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If you turn out the lights,
we'll do a little dance.
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A-one, two, three!
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♪ dem bones, dem bones,
dem dry bones ♪
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♪ now we're the skeleton crew ♪
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Delightful.
Thank you.
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Now, then, how are we today?
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- Fine.
- Great.
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Just fine, Kelly?
Everything all right?
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- Mm-hmm.
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You feeling fulfilled
in your life?
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- I guess.
- You guess?
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So there is something you want
that you do not have.
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I try not to think about it.
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Because it's too terrifying
to imagine.
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Now we're cookin'.
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What is it, Kelly?
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What is
this great fear of yours?
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- Never marrying.
- Yes.
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Dying alone,
that is very scary.
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And how are you, Toby?
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So great.
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Oh, I put those up.
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I know.
I'm taking them down.
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I almost wonder if putting
nothing on this wall--
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This is more halloweeny.
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I don't know about this, guys.
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Andy put me in charge
of the Halloween party, so...
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Well, Andy sent us in here,
so which is it?
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Oh.
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So can we speak our minds now,
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or are we still
sparing feelings?
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Because I hate all of this.
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Very low pressure
in the Sargasso sea.
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Warm air from South America.
Cold air from Greenland.
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All signs point
to the perfect storm.
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Yeah, perfectly mediocre.
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What are you anyway?
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I'm a Jamaican zombie woman.
Leave me alone, ghoul.
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If you had some really big
wings with blades on the end,
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you'd kind of look like Kerrigan
from Starcraft.
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I am Kerrigan from Starcraft,
I've been censored.
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If you're gonna be a Zerg,
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at least be a lurker,
not some girl.
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Kerrigan is ruler
of the Zerg Swarm!
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Yeah, she also has boobs.
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Yeah, but no nipples.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What's up?
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November's sure creeping up,
ain't it?
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Can't stop that month.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, what's the jive
with Angela and Phyllis
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helping with the party,
you know?
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Um...I just thought
you could use some help.
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You know, 'cause Robert came in
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and thought the party
seemed a little kiddie,
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and I guess I agreed.
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And maybe we could mix
a little more 13 into the PG.
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- But that's it?
- Hmm?
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There's nothing about me,
or...I?
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Uh, can we talk about it
at the end of the day?
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I got a call.
Gotta make a call.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
Yes, we can.
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Yes.
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I don't know.
Hmm?
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- Gabe.
- Sweetheart.
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I'm throwing
the Halloween party,
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and I just want
to amp it up a little.
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I think it could use
some...Extra pizzazz.
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Okay, where does
Gabe factor in?
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Remember that Halloween party
you took me to once?
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The one where I started crying
as soon as I walked in,
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and I didn't stop crying?
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Yes.
Lars and Takako's.
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Okay, well let's say
I wanted this party
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to be a tiny,
tiny bit like that one.
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Just more adult,
more scary and sexy.
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I will make this sexier
than you could ever imagine.
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No, just scary.
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If we wanted
ideas for scary stuff.
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Oh, that'd be scary.
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What are you thinking about?
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All right, let me go get it.
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Pam Halpert.
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Hey, it's Jim Halpert.
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I was wondering if you wanted
to see a movie tonight,
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'cause I've read a lot about
this really great documentary.
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Is it called Ghostbusters?
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- It's called Ghostbusters.
- Yeah.
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It didn't look like that.
255
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He didn't have
a Buster sign around him?
256
00:11:04,754 --> 00:11:07,122
Why don't you draw him?
Why don't we see this old man?
257
00:11:07,173 --> 00:11:09,040
Okay. Yeah. Fine.
I'll draw him.
258
00:11:09,074 --> 00:11:11,576
Okay.
259
00:11:11,594 --> 00:11:13,678
I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
260
00:11:15,481 --> 00:11:18,583
- Whoa.
- Mm-hmm.
261
00:11:18,618 --> 00:11:19,918
Dwight, are you eating a stick?
262
00:11:19,952 --> 00:11:23,488
- It's a root, idiot.
- Okay.
263
00:11:23,523 --> 00:11:25,257
Everyone hates you.
264
00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:26,808
That's really rude.
265
00:11:26,859 --> 00:11:29,094
I don't tell you hurricanes suck
even though it's true.
266
00:11:29,128 --> 00:11:30,529
What do you like, tornados?
267
00:11:30,563 --> 00:11:32,864
- Try influenza.
- Oh, yeah?
268
00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:35,033
What's the vaccine you could
take to avoid a hurricane?
269
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:38,503
Open up a newspaper.
Oh, look, a hurricane's coming.
270
00:11:38,538 --> 00:11:41,272
Suppose you're gonna tell me
the scariest animal is a shark.
271
00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:45,176
Try a box jellyfish.
272
00:11:46,512 --> 00:11:48,713
What are we talking about?
273
00:11:48,748 --> 00:11:50,415
I was talking about my wife,
and how she believes in ghosts.
274
00:11:50,449 --> 00:11:51,800
And then we had
a little debate,
275
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:54,119
and then Meredith said
that she believes in them too.
276
00:11:54,153 --> 00:11:56,788
You seem unimpressed.
Ghosts don't scare you?
277
00:11:56,822 --> 00:11:58,657
I'm only scared of real things,
278
00:11:58,691 --> 00:12:02,260
like serial killers
and kidnappers.
279
00:12:02,294 --> 00:12:06,197
Not things that don't exist,
like ghosts or mummies.
280
00:12:06,232 --> 00:12:07,832
Mummies are real.
There are mummies at museums.
281
00:12:07,867 --> 00:12:11,903
- Ha. Yeah.
You--
282
00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:13,238
- Prank.
- It's true.
283
00:12:13,272 --> 00:12:16,992
They've been preserved
for thousands of years,
284
00:12:17,026 --> 00:12:19,311
they're all over.
285
00:12:19,345 --> 00:12:25,350
Why on earth would a museum
put a mummy in it?
286
00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:36,695
I grew this party up real fast.
287
00:12:36,729 --> 00:12:38,346
Get out of here,
little kid party.
288
00:12:38,381 --> 00:12:39,664
Nobody loves you.
289
00:12:39,682 --> 00:12:41,600
And clean up your room.
290
00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:43,201
Grown-ups are gonna
use it later.
291
00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:46,638
Party looks fun, doesn't it?
292
00:12:46,672 --> 00:12:49,441
Everybody seems to be in there
having a great time.
293
00:12:49,475 --> 00:12:51,376
So maybe now
would be a great time
294
00:12:51,410 --> 00:12:52,677
for me to pop back
on the computer--
295
00:12:52,712 --> 00:12:54,045
I'm using it.
296
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,682
I'm about to play
Starcraft with him.
297
00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:58,683
Are you serious?
298
00:12:58,701 --> 00:12:59,884
Yeah, I'm serious.
299
00:13:01,587 --> 00:13:04,222
It's funny.
Okay.
300
00:13:04,256 --> 00:13:05,924
- Loser.
- Yeah.
301
00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,892
Pam, do you think
anyone's gonna notice
302
00:13:07,927 --> 00:13:11,930
I've worn this costume before
when I wasn't pregnant?
303
00:13:11,964 --> 00:13:15,634
You know, I guess nobody
would believe it still fits.
304
00:13:15,668 --> 00:13:18,420
Hey, guys, I'm an Oscar...
305
00:13:18,471 --> 00:13:19,671
Liar...
306
00:13:19,705 --> 00:13:21,072
Weiner.
307
00:13:21,107 --> 00:13:22,273
Oh, my God.
308
00:13:22,308 --> 00:13:23,808
Party's tight, E.
309
00:13:23,843 --> 00:13:24,809
The fog is cool.
310
00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:26,227
Thanks.
It's on medium.
311
00:13:26,262 --> 00:13:27,846
Perfect.
312
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,315
It really looks great.
You did a great job.
313
00:13:30,349 --> 00:13:33,084
Oh, so we don't
have to have that talk.
314
00:13:33,119 --> 00:13:34,903
We should still have that talk.
315
00:13:34,937 --> 00:13:36,921
Maybe you could come by
my office at, like, 4:45?
316
00:13:39,058 --> 00:13:41,059
Cool.
317
00:13:41,077 --> 00:13:42,494
Okay.
318
00:13:42,528 --> 00:13:46,230
Ahem.
Okay, everybody.
319
00:13:46,248 --> 00:13:50,235
Be prepared...
To be scared.
320
00:13:50,269 --> 00:13:53,621
Okay.
Okay.
321
00:14:10,422 --> 00:14:13,558
The cinema of the unsettling
is a growing film movement.
322
00:14:13,592 --> 00:14:15,126
The most well known
film in the genre
323
00:14:15,161 --> 00:14:20,365
is an hour long shot
of a squirrel with diarrhea.
324
00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:30,709
Is that my grandmother?
325
00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:32,994
- What's the story?
- There is no story.
326
00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:34,996
Yeah, seems like
there isn't a narrative.
327
00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:36,247
Maybe the filmmaker realized
328
00:14:36,281 --> 00:14:38,333
that even narrative
is comforting.
329
00:14:40,636 --> 00:14:42,137
What the hell is going on here?
330
00:14:42,171 --> 00:14:43,138
Okay, I think
we've seen enough,
331
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:44,472
you--you can
turn it off now.
332
00:14:44,507 --> 00:14:46,141
Enough.
333
00:14:46,175 --> 00:14:48,960
Yeah, kill it. Go ahead and
turn it off. Thank you.
334
00:14:48,994 --> 00:14:50,145
How'd you get in my car?
335
00:14:50,179 --> 00:14:52,630
Where is this from?
That is so upsetting.
336
00:14:52,648 --> 00:14:55,299
That was awful.
Robert, I apologize.
337
00:14:55,317 --> 00:14:57,352
I'm sorry. I got confused.
338
00:14:57,403 --> 00:15:01,406
I heard that you wanted
to make the party more adult,
339
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,575
but I think I know
what to do now.
340
00:15:03,609 --> 00:15:08,379
This game is called
pecker poker.
341
00:15:08,414 --> 00:15:11,533
It's the game of cards
that gets you har--
342
00:15:13,018 --> 00:15:16,838
What we have here
is a classic misunderstanding.
343
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,958
Why didn't you simply
ask Andy to clarify?
344
00:15:19,992 --> 00:15:22,877
Asking is
a very easy thing to do.
345
00:15:22,928 --> 00:15:25,330
The two of you
are obviously very close.
346
00:15:30,703 --> 00:15:32,270
Oh, I see.
347
00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:35,473
This no longer seems
like my business.
348
00:15:38,744 --> 00:15:44,182
Um...All I knew is that you
wanted to have a talk with me
349
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,517
at the end of the day,
and I got nervous, so...
350
00:15:46,535 --> 00:15:49,204
You were gonna talk
at the end of--
351
00:15:49,238 --> 00:15:51,055
I'm not here.
352
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:56,527
Did you think
I was gonna fire you?
353
00:15:56,545 --> 00:16:00,365
No, I wasn't.
354
00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:02,584
I'm sorry, this must be
really uncomfortable for you.
355
00:16:02,635 --> 00:16:05,036
I'm never uncomfortable.
356
00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:07,105
Mm-kay.
357
00:16:07,139 --> 00:16:11,926
Erin, I think you know
I've been dating someone.
358
00:16:11,977 --> 00:16:13,228
Sure.
359
00:16:13,262 --> 00:16:16,598
And it's getting
a little more serious.
360
00:16:16,649 --> 00:16:18,116
She's never come by, so...
361
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,385
Yeah, she's never called here.
362
00:16:20,419 --> 00:16:22,020
Unless it's your mom.
363
00:16:22,054 --> 00:16:23,721
No, I didn't want her to call
364
00:16:23,756 --> 00:16:26,357
'cause I thought
it would be weird, but...
365
00:16:26,392 --> 00:16:28,393
Now it's weird
that she's not calling.
366
00:16:28,427 --> 00:16:30,361
Two dates?
367
00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:33,598
Three dates?
368
00:16:33,632 --> 00:16:36,401
31.
369
00:16:36,435 --> 00:16:38,636
Wow.
370
00:16:38,671 --> 00:16:41,072
I'm so happy for you guys.
371
00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:44,342
Um, let me know
when you get to 40.
372
00:16:44,376 --> 00:16:46,427
I'll see you guys.
373
00:16:48,914 --> 00:16:50,348
I should go.
374
00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:56,426
I just don't give a *,
375
00:16:56,564 --> 00:16:58,231
I mean, you're
a rational person.
376
00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:00,167
Jim doesn't let me wash his
NFL Jersey during the playoffs,
377
00:17:00,201 --> 00:17:01,201
how is this any less logical?
378
00:17:01,235 --> 00:17:02,469
Careful. Whoa.
379
00:17:02,503 --> 00:17:04,037
First of all,
380
00:17:04,072 --> 00:17:06,356
it's not like I think that's
gonna help the Eagles win.
381
00:17:06,407 --> 00:17:07,491
- Really.
- No.
382
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:08,942
That is just a bunch of people
383
00:17:08,976 --> 00:17:10,978
participating
in a collective thing
384
00:17:11,012 --> 00:17:12,362
that maybe the eagles
will hear about
385
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:13,647
and wanna play better.
It's not--
386
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,182
- Exactly.
- Thank you.
387
00:17:15,216 --> 00:17:16,533
Go. Get up there right now.
388
00:17:16,584 --> 00:17:17,951
- Got it.
- Dwight.
389
00:17:17,985 --> 00:17:20,187
You wanna attack, or let them
come to us. Your call, B.
390
00:17:20,221 --> 00:17:22,422
- Unleash the hell storm.
- Dwight.
391
00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:24,324
- Nice.
- Dwight!
392
00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:26,460
- Got him. Go!
- Yes!
393
00:17:26,494 --> 00:17:27,711
Is she Asian?
394
00:17:27,745 --> 00:17:31,431
I don't know.
She's from somewhere, I bet.
395
00:17:31,466 --> 00:17:33,634
- Maybe from the forest.
- Forest?
396
00:17:33,668 --> 00:17:35,552
Did Andy say his girlfriend's
from the forest?
397
00:17:35,603 --> 00:17:39,556
I don't know, Phyllis.
Maybe she's from the city.
398
00:17:44,145 --> 00:17:46,029
Looks terribly real,
doesn't it, creed?
399
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,749
- No.
- Are you scared of snakes?
400
00:17:48,783 --> 00:17:50,417
You don't live
as long as I have
401
00:17:50,451 --> 00:17:54,087
without a healthy
fear of snakes, Bobby.
402
00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:56,390
Yeah, I guess sometimes
I have nightmares
403
00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:58,492
about being buried alive.
404
00:17:58,526 --> 00:18:00,410
Honestly?
405
00:18:00,461 --> 00:18:02,913
Jim gives me the creeps.
406
00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:05,632
What am I up to?
407
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,334
Like, a few years
down the road,
408
00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:10,537
Cece says, "mom, there's
a ghost in my closet."
409
00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:11,755
Now you say one of two things.
410
00:18:11,806 --> 00:18:13,807
One-- You're just having
a bad dream,
411
00:18:13,841 --> 00:18:15,642
or two-- Let's go see
what it wants.
412
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,477
I'm not gonna
freak her out, Jim.
413
00:18:17,512 --> 00:18:18,879
Okay.
414
00:18:18,913 --> 00:18:20,147
I'm not gonna
lie to her, either.
415
00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:21,381
Oh, come on!
416
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:23,016
When I was a boy,
417
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:25,602
there was an empty house
418
00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:28,271
just up the hill
from my family's.
419
00:18:28,322 --> 00:18:31,358
It was rumored a man
committed suicide there
420
00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:34,728
after being possessed
by the devil.
421
00:18:34,762 --> 00:18:37,698
One day, a young woman, Lydia,
422
00:18:37,732 --> 00:18:40,467
moved into the house
with her infant child.
423
00:18:40,501 --> 00:18:42,569
That very night,
Lydia was awakened
424
00:18:42,603 --> 00:18:47,574
by a loud, heinous
hissing sound.
425
00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:50,427
She walked to the nursery,
426
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:53,797
and there
in baby's crib was a snake
427
00:18:53,848 --> 00:18:57,951
wrapped around baby's neck,
squeezing tighter and tighter.
428
00:18:57,985 --> 00:19:01,688
- Oh, my goodness.
- The crib was full of dirt.
429
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,224
Baby struggled to free itself
from underneath,
430
00:19:04,258 --> 00:19:05,892
reaching and clawing,
431
00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:08,695
gasping for air.
432
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:12,766
Embalmed bodies rose
from their sarcophagi,
433
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:14,701
lurching toward baby...
434
00:19:17,271 --> 00:19:19,606
- For they were mummies.
- No!
435
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,476
Amongst them, was a man.
436
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:26,129
- Tall, slim...
- Jim.
437
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:28,882
Almost instinctively,
she turned to her husband.
438
00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:32,619
"Oh, wait," she thought.
439
00:19:32,653 --> 00:19:35,338
"I don't have a husband."
440
00:19:35,389 --> 00:19:38,975
For Lydia and her husband
had had an argument,
441
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,660
one they couldn't get past.
442
00:19:40,695 --> 00:19:43,897
Each night, they slept
one inch farther apart,
443
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,999
until one night, Lydia left.
444
00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:48,001
It was about this time
she lost herself
445
00:19:48,035 --> 00:19:50,970
in imaginary worlds.
446
00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:53,440
She had quit the book club,
the choir,
447
00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:57,644
citing something about
their high expectations.
448
00:19:57,678 --> 00:20:00,313
Her lips slowly grew together
from disuse.
449
00:20:00,331 --> 00:20:03,116
Every time she wanted
to act and didn't,
450
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:06,453
another part of her face
hardened until it was stone.
451
00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:10,223
And that fevered night,
she rushed to the nursery,
452
00:20:10,258 --> 00:20:14,928
and threw open the door.
"Baby, are you okay?"
453
00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:18,698
Baby sat up slowly,
454
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:23,870
turned to mother, and said...
455
00:20:23,905 --> 00:20:27,407
"I'm fine, bitch.
456
00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:31,845
I'm fine."
457
00:20:37,451 --> 00:20:40,954
Fear plays an interesting
role in our lives.
458
00:20:40,988 --> 00:20:45,292
How dare we let it motivate us?
459
00:20:45,326 --> 00:20:47,794
How dare we let it
into our decision-making,
460
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:51,665
into our livelihoods,
into our relationships?
461
00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:52,833
It's funny, isn't it,
462
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,934
we take a day a year
to dress up in costume
463
00:18:35,952 --> 00:18:38,437
and celebrate fear?
464
00:20:59,373 --> 00:21:01,041
- Toby?
- Oh, hey, Bert.
465
00:21:01,075 --> 00:21:02,959
Wanna see the dance?
466
00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:06,296
- ? dem bones, dem bones, dem-- ?
- You're fired.
467
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,297
What?
468
00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:10,884
You heard me.
Pack your things.
469
00:21:10,918 --> 00:21:14,137
What? You can't...
Gabe, are you...?
470
00:21:14,171 --> 00:21:17,757
I'm the CEO's son.
Pack your things.
471
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,917
You're done.
472
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:30,000
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